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- I have spent four months blaming the universe.

Are you here for group? - This is your thing.

I don't want to show up and screw with your thing.

- Well, just come because I'm gonna feel bad if you don't.

- You'd be happy because you hate me.

- I don't hate anyone.

I don't want to be negative anymore

or judgmental or sad.

I don't want to be that person.

- So are you and Danny friends now?

- Something like that, yeah.

- What's going on?

- I'm just worried I'm gonna lose it

and I don't want to make this about me.

- Or you could stay, if you can.

I think everyone would be glad if you stayed.

Do I have makeup all over my face?

- No.

I'm just kidding. It's everywhere.

Here, I got you.

- Do I have makeup all over my face?

- No.

I'm just kidding. It's everywhere.

You have, like, some on the lower cheek,

the lower cheek, like here.

It's cool. I'll get it.

Right?

- Okay, great, thank you.

- Here, I got you.

- Hello?

- Miss Shaw?

I'm calling from the Palms Club Hotel

just confirming your reservation for this evening.

- Sorry?

- The Palms Club in Palm Springs.

Looks like the package was gifted by

a Richard and Sabrina Shaw.

- Right.

- Um, ma'am, are we still expecting you

in Palm Springs today?

- Oh, sorry, can I have one second, please?

Thank you.

- Hi, welcome to Palms Club Hotel.

Do you have a reservation? - I do, under Shaw.

- Shaw?

Miss Shaw, I see you're booked under the romance package.

Let me arrange two keys for you.

- Uh, just one is... is good.

- Okay, can I have someone help you with your luggage?

- No luggage.

- Got it.

And I apologize, your room isn't quite ready yet

but we do have two pools, a spa,

a full gym, tennis courts.

- Okay, do you have a gift shop?

- Hi. - Hi.

- Can I help you find something?

- No, I'm just looking.

- Oh, Melinda Moore, she's the best.

- Oh, yeah?

- She's a cat burglar who jets around the world

stealing priceless jewels.

Yeah, she once stole a Tiffany's diamond

with a wad of chewing gum.

- Her cover is, she's a fashion designer.

Cat burglar on the catwalk.

- Well, sold.

- You are way too beautiful to be here by yourself.

- Thank you.

- My name's Craig. What's yours?

- Melinda. - Melinda.

Let me ask you something, Mel-inda.

Why do you look so mel-ancholy?

Come on.

The sun's out. There is a pool.

You should be happy.

- Married. - What?

No way.

Well, if I was your husband, I would not leave you alone,

not for a minute.

- I'm sorry, can you just go away?

- I was trying to be nice.

You don't have to be rude.

- Excuse me?

- Hey, I got you that margarita, honey.

Oh, hey.

Can I help you?

- No, no, we're good here.

- Our tennis lesson has been switched to 5:00.

Sorry.

I couldn't hear much,

but it looked like he was bothering you.

- Yeah, thank you for the save.

- Please.

This is probably gonna be

the most interesting part of my day.

- I've got back-to-back meetings

and my big plans tonight

are to eat a Jammin' Jenny burger at the bar.

I'll let you get back to your book.

- Thank you.

- Boys!

Oh, I am so sorry. - It's okay.

- Oh, no, boys, apologize to this lady.

- It's okay. Really, it's fine.

It's a pool.

- If this is a sample of your work,

you're not very good at pick-ups.

- I know, I haven't very much experience at it.

This is the first time I ever tried to pick up a girl.

- Oh, see, that's too bad.

- I should be better at it. - How's that?

- You again. - Me again.

- How's the book?

- It's really good, actually.

Yeah. - Great.

- I am looking for something to wear besides this.

- Hold on.

So nothing in here is cheap.

- Yeah, I saw that.

- But this was on the mannequin and tore the tiniest bit,

so it's marked down a ton.

Just slip it on. Two seconds.

- Hi. - Hi, something to drink?

- Uh, yeah, a chardonnay, please.

- Sure.

- And do you have a Caesar salad?

I'll have that with dressing on the side, please.

- Great. - Thank you.

- Well, I did a terrible job selling the Jammin' Jenny.

- That looks incredible.

What... what are you doing?

I can't eat your food.

- I get them all the time.

Go for it. Just one bite.

Oh, my God.

That's delicious.

- May I approach?

- So standard questions:

What do you do? Where are you from?

- I... all over, really.

I'm a jewel thief.

But my cover story is that I am a fashion designer.

- Wow, so, wait, how does that work?

- Well, naturally, I can't tell you all of my secrets,

but, for instance, this looks like a regular wedding ring

but, in fact, there is a secret compartment on the inside

with a micro saw

just in case I ever get handcuffed or duct-taped,

zip-tied. I will be ready to go.

- Cool. - Very cool.

What do you do?

- Well, I actually own this place.

This is my hotel.

- You own this entire place?

- I'm actually doing a sort of "Undercover Boss" thing,

checking it out, seeing how things are running.

- Oh, I got it. That's fun.

- My grandfather bought it for my grandmother

for her to have a place for her to sing.

- An entire hotel just for that, hmm.

- Real love story, those two.

Sixty years of marriage.

Died within three weeks of each other.

So that's my model for marriage.

No pressure, right?

- Hey, man, here comes your girl.

Okay, just a sec.

- Where you goin'?

- Oh, I have tables.

- Come on, hey, play a game with us.

- I'm so sorry. - Come on.

How about a party later on at my place?

- Dude, dude.

- Oh, man.

- What a dick.

- It's too bad he doesn't have some jewels you could steal,

teach him a lesson.

Hey, hey!

You were the guy that was hitting on my wife.

- Hey, man, it wasn't like that.

- Oh, Banks, what'd you do this time?

- Banks, you know, I like to know the name of the guy

whose ass I'm about to kick.

- What did she say?

- No, no, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey, honey.

Stop. You don't have to break the jaw

of every guy that talks to me.

Hey, hey, come on.

I want a burger and I want to go to bed.

- Walk away.

- I told you to distract him, not get your ass kicked.

- Guess I overdid it a little.

- Yeah. Excuse me, miss?

Hi, can you do a round of drinks for everyone at the bar?

124, the name's Banks. - Okay.

- And please give yourself a great tip.

You deserve it. - Got it. Thank you.

- What now?

- Come on, I'll give you the grand tour.

This must be where your grandmother sang.

- Exactly.

And sometimes when I was little I would even accompany her.

- You were a very talented child.

Congratulations.

Is this them?

- Uh, yeah.

So what's... what's their story?

- Uh, let's see, um...

Before he owned hotels, he was a boxer.

- He was the Golden Gloves champion three years in a row.

When he proposed, her family threatened to disown her.

- Like Romeo and Juliet.

Yeah, they went through hell to get their great love story.

"Of all the people on the planet,"

her parents kept saying, "Can't it be someone else?

Why does it have to be him?"

- Did her family ever get over it?

- No, she just had to live with it.

So what kind of songs did you sing with your grandmother?

- The standards. - Okay.

- "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows."

Um, "Happy Days Are Here Again."

"You Made Me Love You."

- I actually really like that song.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- "You Made Me Love You."

♪ You made me love you ♪

Come on.

♪ Want to do it ♪

♪ I didn't want to do it ♪

♪ You made me want you ♪

♪ And all the time you knew it ♪

♪ I guess you always knew it ♪

♪ You made me happy sometimes ♪

♪ Sometimes you made me glad ♪

♪ But there were times, dear ♪

♪ You made me feel so, so bad ♪

♪ You made me cry for... ♪

♪ I didn't want to tell you ♪

♪ I didn't want to tell you ♪

♪ I need a love that's true ♪

♪ Yes I do Indeed I do ♪

- Sorry to interrupt, but you can't be in here.

- Sure, yeah, I'm sorry.

Sorry about that.

- He must be new here.

He's doing a bang-up job.

What now?

- I want to swim.

- Let's swim.

- Marco.

- Polo.

- Marco.

Marco. - Polo.

Marco.

- Polo.

Sorry.

I'm cold.

- What floor are you on?

- Two. You?

- I'm here.

Well, I guess this is good night, then.

Yeah.

Okay, well...

- Are you good?

- Yeah. You?

- Yeah.

- Hi, welcome to the Palms Club Hotel.

Do you have a reservation?

Yeah.

- All right. - It should be under Shaw.

Under Shaw.

- Okay. You booked the romance package.

All right, let me get two of these for you.

- Hi. - Hi.

- You snuck out last night. - Yeah.

- I wanna tell you something. - You don't need to.

- I just got out of a nine-year marriage.

I wanna be completely honest with you,

because I know it was just one night,

but last night was one of the best nights...

- Look, I... I get it.

If I am the first person that you slept with since

you got divorced, then... - That's not what it's about.

- You're allowed to move on. - So are you.

I can tell you're running away from something.

- You don't know me.

And none of this was real.

Right? You don't...

You don't own the hotel.

You didn't sing here with your grandmother.

I don't even know your name.

- I do own it.

I did sing with her.

Everything I said last night was the truth.

And my name is Tripp.

- Tripp, I'm Leigh.

I'm not a cat burglar.

I'm an exercise teacher from LA.

And, uh...

Uh, this, uh, wedding ring is...

Just a regular wedding ring.

- So you are married.

- No, actually, um...

I'm not.

Hi, this is me. Thank you.

- Someone wants to publish Matt's comic.

- But we don't know if that's what he wanted.

- I know a really good psychic.

- We're not joking right now?

- My mom's never joking about psychics.

- The first person that was ever supposed to love me

abandoned me.

- You never talk to me about your adoption.

- I don't talk about it that much.

- Just need to know if he did it or not.

- I don't think that either of us are ever gonna know.

I went to his grave this week

and I stood there and felt nothing.

- Well, maybe instead of going where he's dead,

you should go where you guys were alive together.