Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:08,168 --> 00:00:10,602
There it is--
the undersea town!
2
00:00:10,670 --> 00:00:13,005
I think that's
the lost town of missionaries
3
00:00:13,073 --> 00:00:15,141
that disappeared
about 300 years ago.
4
00:00:15,208 --> 00:00:18,877
There is no escape!
5
00:00:18,945 --> 00:00:22,148
Nibiru...
6
00:00:22,215 --> 00:00:23,549
- It sounded like...
- Nibiru.
7
00:00:23,616 --> 00:00:26,052
My favorite
Internet encyclopedia says
8
00:00:26,119 --> 00:00:28,687
the Nibiru collision is
a disastrous encounter
9
00:00:28,755 --> 00:00:31,357
between the earth
and a large planetary object.
10
00:00:31,425 --> 00:00:35,561
I have cobbled together a rudimentary
player for the planospheric disc.
11
00:00:35,628 --> 00:00:37,629
[All gasp] Nibiru!
12
00:00:37,697 --> 00:00:38,997
Doomsday!
13
00:00:39,066 --> 00:00:42,401
Nibiru.
[Laughter]
14
00:00:48,875 --> 00:00:50,409
[Crickets]
15
00:00:50,477 --> 00:00:53,546
Welcome, volunteer stage hands.
16
00:00:53,613 --> 00:00:56,715
Thanks to your court-ordered
community service,
17
00:00:56,783 --> 00:00:58,917
you get to be a part of
this yearly tradition
18
00:00:58,985 --> 00:01:02,088
where we theatrically recreate
something horrid
19
00:01:02,155 --> 00:01:05,424
from our city's sordid past.
20
00:01:06,626 --> 00:01:08,160
And what could be more horrid
21
00:01:08,228 --> 00:01:11,163
than that night 500 years ago
22
00:01:11,231 --> 00:01:12,931
when a terrifying earthquake
23
00:01:12,999 --> 00:01:15,334
sent the first town
of Crystal Cove
24
00:01:15,402 --> 00:01:17,669
sinking into the sea?
25
00:01:17,737 --> 00:01:20,839
All would have perished if it
weren't for the brave efforts
26
00:01:20,907 --> 00:01:23,242
of Friar Gabriello Serra
27
00:01:23,310 --> 00:01:25,944
and his trusty donkey Porto.
28
00:01:26,012 --> 00:01:28,214
And I'm very pleased
to announce
29
00:01:28,281 --> 00:01:30,983
that the role of Friar Serra
will be played by
30
00:01:31,050 --> 00:01:35,221
none other than Crystal
Cove High's master thespian
31
00:01:35,288 --> 00:01:37,456
Doogle McGinnis!
32
00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:42,461
Ta! How's everybody doing?
33
00:01:42,529 --> 00:01:45,030
Well, Doogle,
ready to rehearse?
34
00:01:45,098 --> 00:01:46,632
Cha! You bet!
35
00:01:46,699 --> 00:01:48,967
But, um,
what's with the dead guy?
36
00:01:49,035 --> 00:01:51,970
Burlington library sent over
genuine artifacts
37
00:01:52,038 --> 00:01:54,306
to help lend our production
authenticity,
38
00:01:54,374 --> 00:01:58,377
including the mummified body
of Friar Serra himself.
39
00:01:58,445 --> 00:02:00,246
Isn't that wonderful?
40
00:02:00,313 --> 00:02:01,313
[Clicks]
41
00:02:01,381 --> 00:02:03,149
What happened to the lights?
42
00:02:03,216 --> 00:02:04,750
[Creaks]
[Hissing]
43
00:02:04,817 --> 00:02:08,621
[Low roaring]
44
00:02:08,688 --> 00:02:09,988
Aah! Ah!
45
00:02:10,056 --> 00:02:12,424
[All screaming]
46
00:02:12,492 --> 00:02:13,992
- [Growls]
- [Both gasp]
47
00:02:14,060 --> 00:02:16,828
[Roars]
48
00:02:16,896 --> 00:02:19,632
[Both screaming]
49
00:02:24,704 --> 00:02:27,072
[Grunting and whimpering]
50
00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:28,907
[Roars]
51
00:02:28,975 --> 00:02:30,509
[Screams]
52
00:02:30,577 --> 00:02:33,078
[Growls]
53
00:02:34,247 --> 00:02:36,215
[Snarls]
[Screams]
54
00:02:38,461 --> 00:02:43,722
Anyone who dares tell my story
is doomed!
55
00:03:00,460 --> 00:03:11,383
Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
56
00:03:15,222 --> 00:03:17,556
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
57
00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:36,775
Up the servant staircase,
quick!
58
00:03:38,111 --> 00:03:39,911
But Daphne,
you don't have to do this.
59
00:03:39,979 --> 00:03:41,247
Yes, Fred, I do.
60
00:03:41,314 --> 00:03:42,748
You can't keep living
by the river
61
00:03:42,815 --> 00:03:44,082
in the mystery machine.
62
00:03:44,150 --> 00:03:45,517
You're beginning to...smell.
63
00:03:45,585 --> 00:03:47,152
But I've been using
my hobo soap.
64
00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:48,587
Hobo soap?
65
00:03:48,655 --> 00:03:49,955
A pine cone dipped
in deer sweat
66
00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:51,590
and scented with ferret musk.
67
00:03:51,658 --> 00:03:53,592
Blech.
68
00:03:53,660 --> 00:03:55,628
[Sniffs] Hmm.
69
00:03:58,565 --> 00:04:00,065
Whoa.
70
00:04:02,969 --> 00:04:04,737
You and nova should be
OK in here.
71
00:04:04,804 --> 00:04:07,740
Bathroom's in there.
There's real soap in the shower.
72
00:04:07,807 --> 00:04:09,508
Use it.
73
00:04:09,576 --> 00:04:12,177
I'll visit you every day.
74
00:04:13,380 --> 00:04:14,680
[Bell dings]
75
00:04:14,748 --> 00:04:16,515
Like, it's a text
from Vincent van Ghoul.
76
00:04:16,583 --> 00:04:18,651
What does it say?
77
00:04:18,718 --> 00:04:20,286
"Heep"?
78
00:04:20,353 --> 00:04:21,787
What the heck's that mean?
79
00:04:21,854 --> 00:04:23,622
I meant to type "help."
80
00:04:23,690 --> 00:04:26,124
I'm no good with
these new-fangled gadgets.
81
00:04:26,192 --> 00:04:28,360
But I was in
such a panicked state...
82
00:04:28,428 --> 00:04:30,962
Mayor nettles called and asked
me to take over the play.
83
00:04:31,030 --> 00:04:34,166
Evidently, the director
and the star suddenly quit.
84
00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:35,867
Obviously,
I jumped at the chance.
85
00:04:35,935 --> 00:04:37,869
I'm a great supporter
of amateur dramatics.
86
00:04:37,937 --> 00:04:41,072
And truth be told,
my career could use a goose.
87
00:04:41,140 --> 00:04:44,810
But when I arrive,
I find the set's been destroyed.
88
00:04:44,877 --> 00:04:47,379
And worse,
the only copy of the script
89
00:04:47,447 --> 00:04:49,682
has been ripped to pieces!
90
00:04:49,749 --> 00:04:52,150
What am I to do?
[Crying]
91
00:04:52,218 --> 00:04:53,786
Don't worry,
Mr. van Ghoul.
92
00:04:53,853 --> 00:04:55,120
We'll help you.
93
00:04:55,188 --> 00:04:57,323
- We will?
- We will.
94
00:04:57,390 --> 00:04:59,958
After all the times you guys have
gotten Scooby and I in trouble,
95
00:05:00,026 --> 00:05:02,361
- you owe us.
- Big time.
96
00:05:02,429 --> 00:05:04,196
Please?
97
00:05:04,263 --> 00:05:06,298
Well...OK.
98
00:05:06,366 --> 00:05:08,534
Oh, thank you!
Thank you!
99
00:05:08,601 --> 00:05:10,836
This I got to see.
100
00:05:10,903 --> 00:05:12,904
George Avocados?
101
00:05:12,972 --> 00:05:15,907
That's Avacados.
102
00:05:15,975 --> 00:05:17,943
Mr. Avocados,
what are you doing here?
103
00:05:18,010 --> 00:05:21,313
Sweeping. That's what
a janitor does, isn't it?
104
00:05:21,381 --> 00:05:22,581
Janitor?
105
00:05:22,649 --> 00:05:24,550
After you all destroyed
my farm,
106
00:05:24,617 --> 00:05:27,085
the only job I could get
was back here at city hall
107
00:05:27,153 --> 00:05:28,420
as a janitor!
108
00:05:28,488 --> 00:05:30,055
And a good thing, too.
109
00:05:30,122 --> 00:05:31,990
Now I get to watch you all
make fools of yourselves
110
00:05:32,058 --> 00:05:33,826
trying to put on that play.
111
00:05:33,893 --> 00:05:35,361
And when you fail,
112
00:05:35,428 --> 00:05:38,196
I'll be here
to clean up your mess.
113
00:05:38,264 --> 00:05:40,599
[Laughs]
114
00:05:40,667 --> 00:05:42,968
Avocados!
Back to work.
115
00:05:43,035 --> 00:05:45,504
That's Avacados.
116
00:05:47,474 --> 00:05:49,441
- But--
- Stifle it, Chiles.
117
00:05:49,509 --> 00:05:52,411
Pericles has the floor.
118
00:05:52,479 --> 00:05:55,947
So, the kinder still have
the disc.
119
00:05:56,015 --> 00:06:00,018
You couldn't even manipulate
your own son? Pathetic.
120
00:06:00,086 --> 00:06:01,420
Fine. We failed.
121
00:06:01,488 --> 00:06:03,489
- That's right, Brad.
- Not now, Judy.
122
00:06:03,556 --> 00:06:06,725
Aren't you the smart one who should
have seen through Fred's ruse?
123
00:06:06,793 --> 00:06:10,195
Don't push me,
older pretty boy.
124
00:06:10,263 --> 00:06:12,731
I want those pieces,
125
00:06:12,799 --> 00:06:16,101
and since you and your
sweet, dumb bride failed me,
126
00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:18,637
it is up to you to recover them
127
00:06:18,705 --> 00:06:21,673
before people get hurt.
128
00:06:25,645 --> 00:06:27,713
Most of the script's missing,
129
00:06:27,781 --> 00:06:29,581
but it looks like they were
trying to tell the story
130
00:06:29,649 --> 00:06:31,583
of Friar Serra
and his donkey Porto.
131
00:06:31,651 --> 00:06:33,051
The ones who saved everyone
132
00:06:33,119 --> 00:06:34,920
when the first town
of Crystal Cove sank
133
00:06:34,987 --> 00:06:36,555
- into the ocean?
- Mm-hmm.
134
00:06:36,623 --> 00:06:39,458
Like, the same underwater town
with those killer robots?
135
00:06:39,526 --> 00:06:41,059
- Bingo.
- Huh?
136
00:06:41,127 --> 00:06:42,227
[Both whimper]
137
00:06:42,295 --> 00:06:43,662
I still don't understand
138
00:06:43,730 --> 00:06:45,898
why Mr. Lefranc and Doogle
would smash the set
139
00:06:45,965 --> 00:06:48,467
- and run off like that.
- Typical theater folk.
140
00:06:48,535 --> 00:06:52,571
I once saw Lionel Barrymore
attack a settee with a lead pipe.
141
00:06:52,639 --> 00:06:56,141
But we'll show them
who the true professionals are.
142
00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:57,776
But what about the actors?
143
00:06:57,844 --> 00:07:01,680
Stop! Don't move.
144
00:07:01,748 --> 00:07:04,483
That chin. That nose.
145
00:07:04,551 --> 00:07:07,486
You shall be
Friar Gabrielo Serra,
146
00:07:07,554 --> 00:07:10,121
and you shall be
his donkey Porto.
147
00:07:10,189 --> 00:07:12,658
Wow. A donkey!
148
00:07:12,725 --> 00:07:14,460
I should be able
to rebuild the set.
149
00:07:14,527 --> 00:07:16,094
And I can make the costumes.
150
00:07:16,162 --> 00:07:17,963
And I'll finish
writing the play.
151
00:07:18,030 --> 00:07:20,933
Oh, I love it.
It's so cliche!
152
00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,703
But first, I'll need to find out
more about Friar Serra and Porto.
153
00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:41,854
[Hisses]
154
00:07:41,921 --> 00:07:43,355
Huh?
155
00:07:45,825 --> 00:07:48,627
Hmm. That's weird.
156
00:07:48,695 --> 00:07:51,630
Hello?
Anybody there?
157
00:07:51,698 --> 00:07:52,898
Hello?
158
00:07:52,966 --> 00:07:54,533
Oh!
159
00:07:54,601 --> 00:07:57,569
[Grunts] My glasses!
160
00:08:00,607 --> 00:08:02,708
[Roars]
161
00:08:02,775 --> 00:08:05,110
Aah!
162
00:08:10,231 --> 00:08:12,332
- [Roaring]
- [Grunting]
163
00:08:12,399 --> 00:08:14,467
[Screams]
164
00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:21,441
[Panting]
165
00:08:21,508 --> 00:08:23,309
Whoa! Oh!
166
00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:25,378
[Both grunt]
167
00:08:25,446 --> 00:08:28,381
- Aah!
- [Growls]
168
00:08:30,824 --> 00:08:32,585
No. Stay away!
169
00:08:33,212 --> 00:08:36,047
I should never have transferred
my dead wife's brain
170
00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:37,783
into an earthworm!
171
00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:42,020
Kiss me, darling.
Mmm.
172
00:08:42,087 --> 00:08:44,790
No! No!
173
00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:47,392
Notice my acting technique here.
174
00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:51,430
I'm still in love with her,
yet repulsed.
175
00:08:51,497 --> 00:08:52,631
[Chewing and grunting]
176
00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,633
Hey, Velma, move.
177
00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,535
Velma, you all right?
178
00:08:56,602 --> 00:08:59,204
Poor girl looks like
she's seen a ghost.
179
00:08:59,271 --> 00:09:00,472
Try mummy.
180
00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,607
Mummy?
181
00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:05,777
I think I know why Doogle
and Mr. Lefranc ran away.
182
00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,413
My dear woman,
why didn't you tell me
183
00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,415
this production was plagued
by a mummy?
184
00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:13,785
I didn't know Mr. Lefranc and
Doogle were telling the truth!
185
00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:15,053
I thought
they were making it all up
186
00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,355
to get out of the production
187
00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:18,323
because I wasn't
paying them enough.
188
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,759
Wait.
You were paying them?
189
00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:23,362
Well, I am done
with this charade.
190
00:09:23,429 --> 00:09:24,796
But we're already sold out!
191
00:09:24,864 --> 00:09:26,498
We're having churros
shipped in special.
192
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,567
The newspaper's even sending
over their best critic
193
00:09:28,634 --> 00:09:31,503
Valdesh Helgenjew.
194
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,472
Helgenjew?
195
00:09:33,539 --> 00:09:35,340
Oh, no. Not him!
196
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,775
Like, who's Helgenjew?
197
00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:38,810
The Norwegian me.
198
00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:40,945
We used to go up
for the same parts.
199
00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:44,549
He hates me because
I always got the roles over him.
200
00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:46,251
Oh, he'll savage me!
201
00:09:46,318 --> 00:09:47,853
He'll tear me apart!
202
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,756
No, he won't.
You're Vincent van Ghoul!
203
00:09:50,823 --> 00:09:52,323
You can do this!
204
00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,359
But...the mummy...
205
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,861
Don't worry,
Mr. van Ghoul.
206
00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,729
Mystery, incorporated is
on the case.
207
00:09:57,797 --> 00:10:00,699
If there is a mummy friar,
we'll get to the bottom of it.
208
00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:03,268
- You mean it?
- Oh, it's on.
209
00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:06,872
That must be the case
that used to hold
210
00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:08,707
Friar Serra's mummified body.
211
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,108
But where did it go?
212
00:10:10,175 --> 00:10:11,843
I wonder what this is.
213
00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:13,044
[Sniffs]
214
00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:14,312
Eww.
215
00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:16,347
Appears organic.
216
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,788
It's over here, too.
217
00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:25,490
It's on all of these
Burlington library crates.
218
00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,692
Hey, Daph, maybe you could
use some of this stuff
219
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:30,228
to make a Friar Serra costume
for Shaggy.
220
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,897
- [Roars]
- Hyah!
221
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,732
[Grunts and groans]
222
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,301
Wow. That was anticlimactic.
223
00:10:36,368 --> 00:10:37,903
[Groans]
224
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,638
Doogle McGinnis?
225
00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:42,006
- You're the mummy?
- Of course not!
226
00:10:42,074 --> 00:10:43,909
I just wanted to get
my costume back.
227
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:47,011
It was custom-made to hide my
inherited buttocks dysplasia.
228
00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:48,279
Where's Mr. Lefranc?
229
00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:50,348
Who knows?
He's disappeared.
230
00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:52,016
And what were you all
talking about?
231
00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:54,886
Why would Shaggy need
a Friar Serra costume?
232
00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,755
Since you
and Mr. Lefranc left,
233
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,524
we're helping Vincent van Ghoul
put on the play without you.
234
00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:02,594
Shaggy Rogers is playing
my role?
235
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,063
I am the finest actor
in Crystal Cove!
236
00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:06,998
I cannot be replaced!
237
00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:10,669
If you do this play,
you're doomed.
238
00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:14,405
Everybody, listen to me.
239
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:18,577
The city, she is, like, uh,
falling into the sea.
240
00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:21,780
Come with us
if you want to live.
241
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,449
Uh, I'm a donkey?
242
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,951
Boo!
243
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,620
Back to work, Avocados!
244
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:32,724
Don't worry. Ridicule is
all a part of the craft.
245
00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:36,194
Like, right now, I'm more
interested in craft services.
246
00:11:36,261 --> 00:11:38,262
What do you say, Scoob?
Break time?
247
00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:40,298
Yeah. Yum!
248
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,101
I'm doomed.
249
00:11:43,168 --> 00:11:46,304
Yes, you are!
[Laughs]
250
00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:47,739
Avocados!
251
00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:51,142
[Munching]
252
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,544
You find anything?
253
00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,379
Just a ham in a friar's costume
254
00:11:54,446 --> 00:11:56,080
who doesn't want
the show to go on.
255
00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:58,249
Ah. Hmm?
256
00:11:58,317 --> 00:12:00,585
Read my mind, buddy.
Hoo-hoo!
257
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,220
It doesn't make sense.
258
00:12:02,287 --> 00:12:03,889
Why would Doogle sabotage
this show?
259
00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:05,390
Huh?
260
00:12:05,457 --> 00:12:07,125
Now what?
261
00:12:08,293 --> 00:12:12,430
You must not evoke
the memory of Nibiru!
262
00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:16,267
The telling of the story
must never be heard!
263
00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:19,103
He will feed on it.
264
00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:21,606
Nibiru will grow stronger,
265
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,608
and you will never be able
to stop him!
266
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,710
[Screaming]
267
00:12:28,313 --> 00:12:30,849
- Aah!
- [All grunt]
268
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:35,520
Danger! You are all
in horrible danger!
269
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,621
[Screams]
270
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,190
[Laughs]
271
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,628
Aah!
272
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,864
You will never be able
to stop him!
273
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,166
[Growls]
274
00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:51,836
[Groans]
275
00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:54,472
Like, what just happened?
276
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,808
This time, I have no idea.
277
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:59,210
Hey, remember Doogle McGinnis
did say we were doomed
278
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,612
if we tried to do the play.
279
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,314
No. It's that critic
Valdesh Helgenjew.
280
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:05,383
He's out to ruin me
once and for all.
281
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,751
What about Mr. Lefranc?
282
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,787
Nobody's seen him
since the initial attack.
283
00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:10,254
One thing's for sure--
284
00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:12,156
if we're going to get
to the bottom of this,
285
00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:13,725
the show must go on!
286
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,927
Huh? [Whimpering]
287
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:33,834
[Braying]
288
00:13:33,902 --> 00:13:36,036
[Both braying]
289
00:13:53,922 --> 00:13:55,856
[Groans]
290
00:13:59,728 --> 00:14:04,098
Hmm. There he is,
Helgenjew.
291
00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:07,435
Oh, I'm so nervous,
I think I'm going to tinkle.
292
00:14:07,503 --> 00:14:10,571
No time.
You guys are on in 5 minutes.
293
00:14:10,639 --> 00:14:12,940
[Cheering and applause]
294
00:14:16,645 --> 00:14:20,114
Now, the hour has come to be.
295
00:14:20,182 --> 00:14:24,084
The earth and ocean
don't agree.
296
00:14:24,152 --> 00:14:27,922
The fault has split.
Here comes the flood
297
00:14:27,989 --> 00:14:32,660
to destructify
y'all's neighborho'd.
298
00:14:32,728 --> 00:14:35,963
No time to run.
There's only panic
299
00:14:36,031 --> 00:14:41,035
while the mission falls
into the Atlantic.
300
00:14:41,102 --> 00:14:43,705
It's the pacific, you hack!
301
00:14:43,772 --> 00:14:46,708
- [Laughter]
- Um, uh, ummm...
302
00:14:46,775 --> 00:14:48,976
[Laughter]
[Dance music playing]
303
00:15:01,022 --> 00:15:03,624
♪ So, like, we're sinking
304
00:15:03,692 --> 00:15:05,760
♪ into the sea ♪
305
00:15:05,828 --> 00:15:09,831
♪ because I'm Porto,
a super donkey! ♪
306
00:15:09,898 --> 00:15:11,666
♪ the earthquake's
like a sieve ♪
307
00:15:11,734 --> 00:15:14,769
♪ so come with me
if you want to live ♪
308
00:15:14,837 --> 00:15:16,504
Uh...
309
00:15:16,572 --> 00:15:20,908
♪ Like, the only ones to save
you are my donkey and me ♪
310
00:15:22,143 --> 00:15:24,078
[Clicks]
[Buzzing]
311
00:15:24,145 --> 00:15:25,980
[All gasp]
312
00:15:26,047 --> 00:15:27,181
[Crowd murmurs]
313
00:15:27,249 --> 00:15:29,250
[Growls]
314
00:15:31,219 --> 00:15:35,322
I warned you
not to tell my story.
315
00:15:35,391 --> 00:15:37,258
[Growling]
316
00:15:37,325 --> 00:15:38,993
[Hisses]
317
00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:41,161
[All gasp]
318
00:15:41,229 --> 00:15:43,398
[Growling]
[Screaming]
319
00:15:45,701 --> 00:15:48,436
Look out!
Aah!
320
00:15:48,504 --> 00:15:50,204
[Whimpers and laughs]
321
00:15:50,272 --> 00:15:52,407
[Growling]
322
00:15:54,042 --> 00:15:56,010
[Grunts]
323
00:15:56,077 --> 00:15:57,378
[Panting] Oh!
324
00:15:57,446 --> 00:15:58,813
- Aah! Take that!
- Hey!
325
00:15:58,881 --> 00:16:01,115
[Growling]
326
00:16:02,284 --> 00:16:04,018
[Screaming]
327
00:16:07,523 --> 00:16:09,023
[Both gasp]
328
00:16:14,396 --> 00:16:15,463
Whoa! Oh!
329
00:16:15,531 --> 00:16:17,031
- [Crowd gasps]
- Oh!
330
00:16:17,098 --> 00:16:20,568
[Snarling]
331
00:16:21,770 --> 00:16:24,071
[Crowd gasps and murmurs]
332
00:16:24,139 --> 00:16:25,973
[Panting]
333
00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:27,575
Churro!
334
00:16:27,643 --> 00:16:29,811
[Choking]
335
00:16:29,878 --> 00:16:31,412
- Now!
- [Grunts]
336
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,481
[Grunting]
337
00:16:33,549 --> 00:16:35,683
[Groans]
338
00:16:35,751 --> 00:16:39,053
[Cheering and applause]
339
00:16:42,324 --> 00:16:46,160
Now, let's see
who this ghostly monk really is.
340
00:16:46,227 --> 00:16:48,429
George Avocados?
341
00:16:48,497 --> 00:16:51,999
That's Avac--
Ah. Oh, forget it.
342
00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:54,502
That's right, it is me.
343
00:16:54,570 --> 00:16:57,872
Yes! Finally! I knew you'd
be the villain eventually.
344
00:16:57,940 --> 00:17:01,476
All right, you got me.
And I suppose you're wondering,
345
00:17:01,543 --> 00:17:04,411
after so many prior misdirects,
why now.
346
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,013
Actually, no.
Not really.
347
00:17:06,081 --> 00:17:07,882
We kind of always knew
you were evil.
348
00:17:07,950 --> 00:17:12,252
Hmmph! OK, fine. Then my
tale should not surprise.
349
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:15,690
It all began
after I failed in politics.
350
00:17:15,757 --> 00:17:18,459
I had no choice but to go
into the family business--
351
00:17:18,527 --> 00:17:20,795
farming avocados.
352
00:17:20,863 --> 00:17:22,797
Everything was going so well
353
00:17:22,865 --> 00:17:26,433
until you mystery brats
blew up my crops.
354
00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:30,371
I then tried my hand
at fortune telling.
355
00:17:30,438 --> 00:17:33,975
But when that endeavor failed...
356
00:17:34,042 --> 00:17:36,544
I fell back on
the Avacados legacy
357
00:17:36,612 --> 00:17:39,514
of stealing
other people's things.
358
00:17:40,849 --> 00:17:43,985
I located the Avacados diamond,
stolen by my father.
359
00:17:44,052 --> 00:17:46,988
Turns out, it actually was
disguised as a door knob--
360
00:17:47,055 --> 00:17:48,623
not on a door in Crystal Cove,
361
00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:50,825
but on a door at
the Burlington library.
362
00:17:53,161 --> 00:17:54,929
When I found out
it was among the artifacts
363
00:17:54,997 --> 00:17:56,964
sent here for the production.
364
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,133
I took a job as a janitor.
365
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,201
I needed everyone to stay clear
of the basement
366
00:18:01,269 --> 00:18:02,837
to give me time to look.
367
00:18:06,575 --> 00:18:09,309
I hid the body of Friar Serra
in a closet
368
00:18:09,377 --> 00:18:11,111
and assumed his identity.
369
00:18:11,179 --> 00:18:12,813
Knowing this town's
gullibility,
370
00:18:12,881 --> 00:18:16,183
I knew a ghost story
would give me room to hunt.
371
00:18:16,251 --> 00:18:18,753
And I would have succeeded, too,
372
00:18:18,820 --> 00:18:21,856
if it weren't for
Vincent van Ghoul.
373
00:18:21,924 --> 00:18:23,257
Moi?
374
00:18:23,324 --> 00:18:25,225
So the brown residue
that was left behind...
375
00:18:25,293 --> 00:18:27,695
That's right.
Guacamole!
376
00:18:27,763 --> 00:18:30,364
Now, I want my diamond!
377
00:18:30,432 --> 00:18:32,667
Let me see something.
378
00:18:32,734 --> 00:18:35,770
This crystal is the diamond!
379
00:18:35,837 --> 00:18:37,939
But, like, hold on.
If you were the friar,
380
00:18:38,006 --> 00:18:39,707
how did you appear
at the rehearsals?
381
00:18:39,775 --> 00:18:41,943
I didn't.
I assumed that was
382
00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:45,345
you meddling kids trying to
trick me into revealing myself.
383
00:18:45,413 --> 00:18:47,381
Huh?
384
00:18:48,951 --> 00:18:51,118
[Indistinct radio chatter]
385
00:18:54,389 --> 00:18:56,791
Oh! Here comes Helgenjew.
386
00:18:56,858 --> 00:19:00,628
I'm ruined!
[Whimpers]
387
00:19:00,696 --> 00:19:02,396
[Groans]
388
00:19:02,464 --> 00:19:04,198
That was
the single greatest piece
389
00:19:04,265 --> 00:19:08,970
of absurdist meta theater
that I have ever witnessed.
390
00:19:09,037 --> 00:19:11,706
- Oh!
- Oh, thank you, sir.
391
00:19:11,773 --> 00:19:13,975
You know,
it came to me in a flash,
392
00:19:14,042 --> 00:19:16,010
an inspiration,
touched by the muse...
393
00:19:16,078 --> 00:19:19,213
[Continues indistinctly]
394
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,349
Well, gang, I think
we can put this mystery to bed.
395
00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:23,818
[Laughs] Like, yeah.
396
00:19:23,885 --> 00:19:25,753
And I can't wait to get
all this stuff put away
397
00:19:25,821 --> 00:19:27,354
so we can go celebrate...
398
00:19:27,422 --> 00:19:30,591
At the clam cabin!
399
00:19:33,328 --> 00:19:34,862
What the what?
400
00:19:34,930 --> 00:19:37,031
That's weird.
401
00:19:37,099 --> 00:19:38,866
How'd he get back in there?
402
00:19:38,934 --> 00:19:42,169
Hoohoo! No, no. Like, let's
not wait around to find out.
403
00:19:42,237 --> 00:19:44,705
[Clicks]
Huh?
404
00:19:48,076 --> 00:19:50,745
You are still in danger.
405
00:19:50,812 --> 00:19:54,115
The story of Crystal Cove is
a lie.
406
00:19:54,182 --> 00:19:57,284
The donkey never tried
to help save the town,
407
00:19:57,352 --> 00:20:00,921
but to destroy it.
408
00:20:00,989 --> 00:20:05,126
There were 4 of us and Porto
in the Fraternitas Mysterium,
409
00:20:05,193 --> 00:20:08,595
a group of
mystery-solving friars.
410
00:20:11,533 --> 00:20:13,901
We encountered a conquistador.
411
00:20:15,937 --> 00:20:18,039
He told us a tale of great evil
412
00:20:18,106 --> 00:20:21,475
before his madness got
the best of him.
413
00:20:21,543 --> 00:20:23,477
And he vanished in the night.
414
00:20:23,545 --> 00:20:27,148
He left behind
two oddly-marked disc pieces.
415
00:20:29,951 --> 00:20:32,787
We quickly became obsessed
with the pieces.
416
00:20:32,854 --> 00:20:36,057
We realized that there was
an evil at work.
417
00:20:36,124 --> 00:20:38,625
We attempted
to destroy the pieces
418
00:20:38,694 --> 00:20:40,828
to rid us,
and the town, of evil.
419
00:20:40,896 --> 00:20:42,763
But the evil
would not allow us.
420
00:20:42,831 --> 00:20:44,331
[Thunder]
421
00:20:44,399 --> 00:20:46,834
The evil manipulated Porto.
422
00:20:46,902 --> 00:20:50,370
Porto set out
to destroy the town.
423
00:20:59,915 --> 00:21:04,018
We chased Porto to the alligator-infested
swamps outside of town.
424
00:21:04,086 --> 00:21:06,520
Porto was dragged away
by the alligators,
425
00:21:06,588 --> 00:21:10,191
but not before I was able to
retrieve the one piece he took.
426
00:21:16,765 --> 00:21:19,299
The other piece, thankfully,
427
00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:21,301
was lost at
the bottom of the ocean
428
00:21:21,369 --> 00:21:24,504
when Crystal Cove sank
into the sea.
429
00:21:24,572 --> 00:21:29,376
It was up to me, now,
to hide the last piece.
430
00:21:32,714 --> 00:21:34,215
Beware.
431
00:21:34,282 --> 00:21:36,450
Nibiru is coming.
432
00:21:36,517 --> 00:21:38,219
This has all happened before.
433
00:21:38,286 --> 00:21:40,454
It begins with the animal,
434
00:21:40,521 --> 00:21:42,689
always the animal.
435
00:21:42,758 --> 00:21:45,392
Heed the warning
of the alligators.
436
00:21:45,460 --> 00:21:48,595
The dog dies.
437
00:21:55,169 --> 00:21:57,277
[Gulps] The dog dies?
438
00:21:57,397 --> 00:21:59,874
Is he talking about me?
439
00:22:00,589 --> 00:22:11,101
Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
30203
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Tamil
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
