All language subtitles for Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated S02E12

Previously on Mystery, Incorporated..

Are you aware that grandma
moonbeam's nature slivers

are manufactured by Destroido,

and every bite
you take supports

the biggest polluter
in Crystal Cove?

What's the problem here,

Avocados?

That's...Avocados.

His father Theodore Avocados
was mayor once.

The one who was arrested
for diamond theft,

even though the diamond was
never found.

He really was the thief.

The confession is right here
in black and white.

Ahh, Cassidy.

She will need to be silenced...
Forever.

I'm sure she got out.

She saved us.

[Hoots]

[Coughing]

This looks like a good spot...

For my smoker.

[Owl hoots]

Are you sure it's safe?

[Beeping]

Air quality acceptable.

Atmospheric ionization,
let me see...

Ahh. Good. Only dangerous to
small vertebrates.

Minimal nuclear fallout.

Check. We're good to go.

I can't believe your father
used to bring you up here.

Well, it was different
back then.

No sinkholes, acid geysers.

We didn't need the masks.

But like Destroido says
in their commercials,

we have to pay a price
for progress.

This is Destroido's doing?

Well, who else would be willing

to rip the natural elements
out of mother earth

so that we could buy
sustainable light bulbs?

[Distant hiss] [Liquid oozing]

- What was that?
- Probably mad zombies.

Nothing to worry about.
Now, let's talk meat.

[Roars]
Oh!

[Roars]

Werner Herzog,
what is that thing?

[Roaring]

[Both grunt]

[Roars]

- [Screaming]
- Keep moving, little lass!

[Roars]

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Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

[Filmstrip clicking]

It's called the Scarebear,

and it's been terrorizing
campers all summer long.

And sheriffs.
Don't forget sheriffs.

The width of the shoulders is
about 28.2 inches,

almost 50% wider
than the normal human man,

which indicates
this is a mutant bear.

I don't care what it is.

This creature is ruining
what is left of our campgrounds.

I want it stopped.
But there is a problem.

The Scarebear is now
on Destroido land,

and Destroido has
no interest in stopping it--

which means that
the sheriff can't investigate.

- Why not?
- Destroido declared

corporate sovereignty,

so the only legal authority
they follow is their own.

They don't pay taxes, and they don't
have to listen to the sheriff.

Like, you want us to do this with
no help at all from the law?

We're in!

No way!

They have 3 pieces
of the planospheric disc.

We have 3 pieces.

Do you know what this means?

We each have 3 pieces?

- Well summarized, Brad.
- Thanks, Judy.

It means, dummkopfs,

that we need their 3 pieces so
that we can assemble the disc.

We have to find out which member
of the gang is keeping the pieces.

And since your son is a key member
of the new Mystery, Incorporated...

You want us to find the pieces!

Uh, yes.

We'd sure be glad to help,

- wouldn't we, Judy?
- Sure would, Brad.

Getting the pieces
away from Freddy

makes it safer for him, too,
so win-win!

We do have one potential
problem--Cassidy.

Cassidy won't be
an impediment anymore.

Huh?

[Hooting]

[Both scream]

Ohh!

Aww.

[Roars]

[Both screaming]

Isn't the moon beautiful
tonight? It seems so big.

Yeah. Remember when
we used to stare at the moon

until our corneas were burned?

What did those doctors
who fixed us call it?

Moon blindness.

Sure was romantic.

Fred, I have something
to tell you.

I--aah!
[Splashes]

Daphne! Aah!

Ohh!
[Grunting]

Velma, analysis!

Jinkies.

[Crackles and beeps]
It's lithium.

Is that what Destroido is,
like, mining?

Probably.
Lithium is very toxic,

which explains the destruction.

I'll take more samples.
Then we can--

[Crashes]
- [All scream]

[Whimpering]

[Roaring]

[All screaming]

[Screaming continues]

[Grunts]

Where are we?

It looks like
an avocado orchard.

Ooh.
Guacamole.

Lithium. Toxic.
[Crackling]

See what it's doing
to the Avocados?

Look, tracks!

Huh?

- George Avocados?
- [Gasps]

That's Avocados,
you delinquent.

What are you doing on my land?

Like, dude, this is your land?

My family has farmed avocados
on this land for generations.

Because you horrid children
unmasked my dear father

as a diamond thief,

my reputation has been
besmirched,

forcing me to work
my fingers to the bone

so I can keep myself
in the wealthy manner

to which I have become
accustomed.

You know, if you're looking
to make some money,

I bet you could sell
that coat for...

- Hmm.
- Huh?

[Chitters]

Uh, is that
normal avocado behavior?

Destroido!
They're ruining my crops,

and there's nothing
I can do about it!

- Why not?
- Because, dim young man,

Destroido won't even allow me
onto their property

without a Destroido passport,

which only they can issue.

Now, get off my land.

- Like, where'd Scoob go?
- There he is.

[Growling]
[Chittering]

Shaggy! Look!

A Destroido security badge.

Someone must have dropped this.

Looks like we have an all-access
pass to the Destroido labs.

[Engine revs]

[Beeping]

I have disrupted all cell
phone and wireless reception.

Pericles, what do you see?

Curious. I do not find
the signature of the discs

with my invasive gadget.

We're on it.
Ready, Judy?

As ever, Brad.

Brad, look. Freddy is so
cute in this picture.

Why do you have lab coats?

For emergency forensic work.

Besides, there's bound to be
a lot of goo,

and I don't want to ruin
another turtleneck.

Like, we have the lab coats
and the badge.

Now, we just need a plan.

It's a research lab, so we'll
need a research project.

What could we use?
Think, gang.

Huh? What?

They're going to use their strange
dog as entree into Destroido labs.

Are they?
How convenient!

We will set a trap for them,
detain them long enough

to give us time to search
for the pieces.

[Animals clamoring]

[Roars]

Yecch.

[Caws]

It's an Exmo 3000 series 5-d.

Heh. I should be able to crack
the entry code, but...

[Chuckles]
I'll need a little time.

Or maybe it's unlocked.

[Beeping]

Jinkies.

Someone is uploading Destroido
files to another server.

Let's see if I can
decrypt the files.

[Beeps] [Clanks] Huh?

Oi. Computer crash.
I'll reboot.

[Beeps]
[Hinge squeaks]

[Gasps]

- Yes, sir.
- Fuhrman, I've been alerted

that there's going to be
a break-in at the lab tonight.

I want you to lock it down
immediately.

We're pretty busy in here
tonight, sir.

A lot of scientists.

Give them free passes
to the salad bar

and lock it down!

Yes, sir.

[Alarm beeping]

Attention.
Possible breach.

Security,
lock down the facility.

I repeat,
lock down the facility.

Like, we've got to
get out of here, pronto.

[All panting]

[Screaming]
[Snarls]

[Roars]

[All screaming]

- Run!
- [Screaming continues]

[Screeching]

[Grunts]

[Roars]

Quick thinking, Scoob!

Let's go!

If the Scarebear is able to
get into the Destroido lab,

then it has access
to Destroido.

We need to figure out how.

Someone's coming.

[Footsteps]

It's George Avocados.

I believe that would be
Avocados.

He lied. He said he couldn't
get onto Destroido land.

Avocados must be the Scarebear.

We have to tell the sheriff.

Sheriff Stone!
We have some infor--

Huh?

Well, hello,

Mystery, Incorporated.

Mr. Owens here says

that you kids broke
into Destroido

and destroyed the lab.

And as usual,

I am inclined to agree.

Arrest them!

- [All gasp]
- Now hold on, sheriff.

We've yet to see
any evidence of his claim.

No problem
I have the surveillance footage

of their vandalism right here.

Oh! Well,

too bad the sheriff doesn't own
a DVD player.

Sure I do! I just showed you
that DVD of my--

Ohh!

No, I don't think you did.

Oh. Uh, yeah. Gotcha.

Uh, Mr. Owens, sorry. I guess I
was wrong about that DVD player,

- and without evidence--
- I understand.

This isn't over.

Well?

The sheriff wouldn't arrest
the brats.

He's a dimwit.

This is not news.

It means we can't look
for the pieces,

not with those kids getting in
our way.

We will have to use stronger
measures to deal with the kinder.

And that, I would enjoy
a great deal.

[Laughs]

[Chuckles]

We just don't know how the Scarebear
is connected to Destroido.

And the files were encrypted,

so we don't know
what was being uploaded

or where
it was being uploaded to.

Well, it's obvious
that the bear was doing it.

What?

The bear is connected
to Destroido.

Somebody was stealing
Destroido files.

Ergo, it's the bear.
Tres simple.

It's a bear, a mutant bear.

I doubt very much
that it has the dexterity

to type on a computer keyboard.

Evil can overcome
physical deformities.

The Scarebear may not be
a real mutant bear.

We suspect
it's George Avocados.

We have to catch him.
And the best way to catch

an avocado farmer masquerading
as a rampaging wild mutant bear

is to set a trap.

But, like, where?

Destroido is having
a charity ball tonight

for the victims
of its products.

It would be the perfect time
for the Scarebear to attack.

[Jazz playing]

[Indistinct talking]

Come on, gang.
We're on.

Fred's sure in his element
with those traps.

I wish he'd be
in his element with me.

Oops. I mean--

Wait. Are you two--

Back together?

No. Not yet.
Maybe not ever.

But we'll see.

Daph!
Bring me the spatulas!

What were you and Velma
talking about?

Just girl stuff.

You know, romance and longing
and life and love and...

[Sighs] Traps.

- We were talking about traps.
- Awesome!

Fred, Avocados is here.

[Ticking]

[Both scream]

Run, Scoob!

Shaggy, Scooby, what is it?

- There's a...
- Bomb...

Blue wire! Red wire!

Bomb!

[Grunts] Sheriff,
there's a bomb over there!

Well, this was a fun ball,
but it's time to go.

Let's run, shall we?

Or we could find
George Avocados.

There he is!

- Freeze, Avocados!
- What do you want?

Enough of your word games,
trickster.

No doubt on your way
to set off your bomb.

Watch him, gang.

He probably has his Scarebear
suit on under his tux.

Unhand me!
I'm no Scarebear,

and I don't know anything
about a bomb.

But if you didn't set it,
then who--

- [Screaming]
- [Roaring]

Gang, I don't think the Scarebear's
going to disarm this bomb.

Bomb?
I didn't set a bomb.

You can talk?

Of course I can talk.

Where's this bomb?

Mommy!

Spatulas!

- Spatulas? What is he--
- Fred's trap.

[Ticks]

Back away, everyone.
I am all over this.

[Rings]

- [Cheering]
- Yes! Yes!

My family's avocado farm!

Now, it's time to see
who the Scarebear really is.

Benson Fuhrman?

That's right.
And Fuhrman isn't my real name.

- It's Hairmore.
- Why did you change it?

Isn't it obvious, man? Hairmore would
give me away as the Scarebear. Duh.

All I wanted was
to expose Destroido

for the sick, soul-destroying
evil that it is.

Destroido ruins lives and pays
the victims to keep quiet.

Well, this is one victim who
won't remain quiet any longer.

How are you a victim?
You look fine.

Do I, pretty Scarlet-headed
temptress?

What if I told you that I am not,
in fact, wearing a bear suit,

but I'm covered completely
in animal hair?

Except for your face?

It would be covered, too,
square-jawed, handsome young hero,

if I didn't have to shave
every few hours

just to maintain
my non-hirsute appearance.

You see, I purchased a bottle of
gentle rain flower body wash for men,

a heavenly scent designed
to bring the ladies running.

What I didn't know was that
the company, musky farms,

is a division of Destroido,

and that there's a side effect.

When I contacted Destroido about the
product turning me into a hairy bear-man,

the company acted as if what had
happened to me was nothing.

They tried to pay me off.

Destroido ruined my life.

So I was determined to find evidence
that their body wash was toxic.

I got the job
as head of security

and created the Scarebear suit
out of taxidermied bear parts.

I'm particularly proud
of the claws

which I purchased from
a school for gifted children.

I discovered that gentle rain
flower was originally marketed

as a lawn growth fertilizer

that was so toxic,
it destroyed an entire town.

They didn't even change
the formula.

I was in the process
of uploading

the incriminating files
to my website

when you kids broke
into my lab.

My plan was to finally expose
Destroido tonight

at their own charity ball.

I wanted to show the entire
world what they had done.

And I would have gotten away
with it, too,

if it wasn't for you meddling,
mutant animal-hating kids.

Gee. I feel kind of bad
that we got in the way.

Destroido deserves
to be exposed.

Unfortunately, since Destroido
is its own sovereign nation,

I can't arrest anyone.

Oh, sheriff!
You're wonderful!

- Huh?
- I'll explain it later.

Like, speaking of explaining,

we still don't know
who set the bomb.

They do not suspect us
of having set the bomb.

Excellent.

Not so excellent, however,

is the fact that
it didn't work.

That idiot trap fiend found
a way to blow up my bomb,

and the gang walks free.

I would have destroyed
my own company

to get
those planospheric disc pieces.

These children are proving
hard to handle.

We must find another way.

Perhaps somebody close
who can betray the kinder

without them
ever seeing it coming.

Of course.
Brad and Judy.

Question is,
will they be willing

to betray their only son?

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