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Previously on Mystery Inc...
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Are you saying that Judy
Reeves is Fred's mother?
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Brad Chiles is
your real father.
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Could you tell me if Brad Chiles
or Judy Reeves lives here?
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We need a new Daphne,
and I have just the girl.
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We're a pretty great team,
don't you guys think?
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See, Marcy,
I knew it would work out.
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Small town that,
Baylor Haughtner.
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You know, Daphne,
you could come back to me--
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to the gang, I mean.
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I'd like that very much.
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Hooray! Daphne's back.
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[Snoring]
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No. How--how did you find me?
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No! No! He's after me!
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I gotta get out of here!
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I gotta get out of here! Aah!
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Horbert, if you're
going to the bathroom,
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please put the seat down
when you're finished.
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[Tires squealing]
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I have to find a way out!
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After all these years,
I can't let him get me!
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What? Huh?
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No! No! No! Aah!
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[Gasps]
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No. No, not you!
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I--I thought you were gone!
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[Maniacal laughter]
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
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Li keep your eyes closed...
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A bit longer.
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Ok, open 'em.
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- Surprise!
- Surprise!
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Pancake bolognese?
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Whoa!
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Ah, nice back rub?
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Uh, what's this all about?
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V? What's going on?
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Well, um, Marcy...
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Remember how I brought you in
to take Daphne's place?
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Now that's Daphne's back,
I...We...
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Marcy, I'm sorry.
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I fought for you to stay.
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But, well, it's always been
the 5 of us.
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Forget it.
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Velma, I knew things
were temporary.
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I thought maybe you and me--
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You and I.
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Yeah, right, whatever.
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It's just, I never really
had a friend before,
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and I was hoping you would put our
friendship before Mystery, Incorporated.
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But I guess not.
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See you around.
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[Cell phone ringing]
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E? Yeah, it's me.
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No, it happened just like
you said.
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Moment Daphne came back,
I was out.
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Don't worry, I got it handled.
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I got Velma right
where I want her,
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and she doesn't suspect a thing.
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Ah!
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We never had to kick someone
out of the gang before.
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I feel too bad to even eat.
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[Both gulp]
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- Us, too!
- Us, too!
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Hey, guys. You know what
always makes me feel better?
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[All sigh] Traps?
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No, traps! All we need now
is a reason to set them.
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Hey, gang, look at this.
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Last night Horbert Feist,
prominent banker,
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drove his car at high speed
into the crystal cove bank.
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Why would he do that?
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I don't know and I don't care,
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but a mystery is
just the thing we need now
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to wipe away
our skull-crushing guilt.
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I'm in. Velma?
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Sure, I could use a little
soul cleansing right about now.
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Horbert Feist, I must advise you not to
say anything until your lawyer arrives.
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And don't say anything
then, either!
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Hi, sheriff stone.
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What are you kids doing here?
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We've come to ask what
you know about Mr. Feist.
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What?
Look, who said I knew him?
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I've never seen him
before in my life.
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All I know is he's a thief,
and he belongs behind bars.
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A thief? Papers didn't
say anything about that.
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What'd he steal?
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Nothing I could find,
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but you don't need to steal
something to be a thief.
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Come on, Bronson.
You've known me for years!
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We grew up together. You know
I'd never steal anything.
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¶ La la la, la la la,
can't hear you ¶
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¶ la la la la
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Mr. Feist, can you tell us
what happened last night?
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Everything was normal.
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I was asleep, and then
I had this terrible dream.
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[Panting]
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Aah!
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I've come for you, Horbert.
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Aah! [Panting]
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Breath of frost.
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Aah!
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Level 99.
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And the next thing I knew,
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I was driving my car
into the bank.
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That's the weirdest dream
I've ever heard,
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and I've had some
pretty weird dreams.
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I loved that car...
More than my own children!
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And now it's gone. Gone!
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[Sobbing]
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Feist's alibi is pretty weak,
and that dream...
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What does level 99 mean?
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How would I know? [Whimpers]
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Fred, I think you've had a break-in!
They wrecked the place!
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What?
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Whew. At least they didn't
touch anything.
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Ooh. Hmm.
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Daph, I--I've got
something to say.
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I just want to be friends.
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Hmm? Oh.
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Ahh!
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[Panting]
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Aah!
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No one can escape, Francilee.
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Ropes of binding!
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No! It can't be!
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You can't be back! Unh.
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Please. Please.
This can't be happening!
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Twenty-sided dice.
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[Laughing maniacally]
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[Screaming]
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Now, no meal is complete
without cornbread stuffing.
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And the best cornbread
stuffing in the world
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is Francilee's
Cornbread Stuffing!
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Made from my little ol'
super secret family recipe
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handed down through generations.
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And the super secret about
Francilee's Cornbread Stuffing
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is there ain't even
no corn in it!
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[Audience gasps]
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Oh, my goodness,
why did I say that?
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[Snoring]
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Lying about there being corn
in your cornbread stuffin'--
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that's what we in the sheriffing
world call fraud!
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I think.
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Oh, Bronson, how can you
do this to little ol' me?
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We've known each other since
we was chillun!
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What?! I've never seen
your face before in my life!
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But it's on the box
in your hand.
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What box? What hand?
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I--I have to go now to destroy
this very tasty evidence.
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Uh, we'll help!
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Mrs. Jackson,
tell us what happened.
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It's a mystery.
Took me a nap this afternoon,
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and I had this frightful dream!
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When I woke up,
I was on the TV,
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and everyone knew my recipe!
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I loved that secret stuffin'
recipe more than my own chillun,
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and now it's ruined!
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[Sobbing]
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Did your dream by any chance
involve a labyrinth, spells,
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a purple orb,
and a mysterious inhuman mage?
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Yes, exactly!
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Did the pointy-eared
freakwad say anything?
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Yes, he said,
"twenty-sided dice."
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[Whimpers]
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First Horbert, now me?
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I don't know who all's doing this,
but I know who all will be next--
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Melvin Keisterbaum.
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Melvin Keisterbaum?
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[Tires screeching]
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Mr. Keisterbaum lives in the big
house next-door to my parents.
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We have to warn him!
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[Tires squeal]
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We're here.
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[Rings doorbell, knocks]
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Mr. Keisterbaum? Hello?
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Guess he's not home.
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[All scream]
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[Gasps]
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Daph? Unh.
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Thanks, Fred.
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No probs, Daph.
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It's what anyone
who's just a friend would do
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for anyone else who's
just a friend.
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Hmm. What's this?
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A broken light bulb?
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Never seen one like this before.
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My mansion!
My beautiful mansion!
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I loved that mansion
more than my own children...
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If I had any.
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Mr. Keisterbaum,
what happened?
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Who knows?
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One moment I'm asleep
on the couch,
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the next I'm standing
in the garden
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with an empty canister
of napalm.
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Did you have any dreams?
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Yes! I was in a labyrinth,
and there were spells,
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a strange glowing orb,
and a terrible monster!
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He was saying one word
over and over--
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"Dreamweaver. Dreamweaver!"
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Level 99, twenty-sided dice,
Dreamweaver.
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What's the connection?
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Like, what are you
asking me for?
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Do I look like the kind of nerd
that plays crypts and creatures?
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Crypts and creatures?
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Isn't that the nerdy fantasy
role-playing game that nerdy nerds play?
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Like, it--um--I...
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Ok, fine. Like, yeah.
I was a closet c&c player.
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I used to roll the dice
every night.
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Come on, saving throw.
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Shag dog needs a new pair
of +5 forks of feasting.
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[Knocking on door]
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Norville? What are you
doing in there? Norville?
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Mom! Like, no, mom!
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No! Don't come in!
Please don't come in!
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[Knocking on door]
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Then, one day, I thought my
science teacher was a bugbear,
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and I smote him with
a magic missile.
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I smite thee
with magic missile!
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Magic missile! Magic missile!
Magic missile! Magic missile!
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Roll crit. Yes. Double damage!
Ha ha ha ha!
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And that's when I knew
I had to quit.
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[Snickering]
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It's all right to be a nerd,
shag dog.
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[Siren]
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Bronson, he's after us.
You're next!
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[Gasps] I don't know
what you're talking about.
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I don't even know you. Who are
you, strange little mustached man?
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It's the Dreamweaver!
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What? No.
No, it's not possible.
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The Dreamweaver?
The Dreamweaver?
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Ohh. Kids.
Kids, you gotta help me.
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If the Dreamweaver is back,
I can never sleep again!
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[Grumbling]
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Raaah!
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Aah!
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[Growling and grumbling]
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Raah!
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[Groaning]
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Ok, you've defeated
the goblin warriors
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and now stand in the lair
of the diabolical Dreamweaver.
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[Whispering] What do you do?
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I use night vision
to check for traps.
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I drink a large
potion of health.
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I cast detect magic...
On my butt!
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[Both laughing]
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If you guys don't
take this seriously,
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I'm gonna take my soda
and my dice and go home!
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- Sorry, Bronson.
- Sorry, Bronson.
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The Dreamweaver,
lord of the sleep realm,
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with his mystical orb of power,
stands before you...
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Ready to cast you
into the abyss.
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00:14:08,501 --> 00:14:11,103
And now the Dreamweaver's
come out of the game
255
00:14:11,171 --> 00:14:13,239
to finish what he started!
256
00:14:13,306 --> 00:14:16,308
And I'm next. [Sobbing]
257
00:14:16,376 --> 00:14:17,743
- Whoa.
- Whoa.
258
00:14:17,811 --> 00:14:19,411
But why would he
go after you guys?
259
00:14:19,479 --> 00:14:21,247
Aren't you paying attention?
260
00:14:21,314 --> 00:14:23,916
It's because we stopped
playing c&c.
261
00:14:23,984 --> 00:14:26,585
We turned our backs
on imagination.
262
00:14:26,653 --> 00:14:28,687
Because we grew up!
263
00:14:28,755 --> 00:14:31,791
[Whimpers] Like,
let's never grow up, Scoob.
264
00:14:31,858 --> 00:14:33,725
Uh-uh, never.
265
00:14:33,794 --> 00:14:37,362
We'll go investigate
what this light bulb thing is.
266
00:14:37,430 --> 00:14:40,933
Shaggy, Scooby, stay here and make
sure the sheriff doesn't fall asleep.
267
00:14:41,001 --> 00:14:43,002
- Got it.
- Got it.
268
00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:51,210
[Cell phone rings]
269
00:14:51,278 --> 00:14:52,544
[Beeps]
270
00:14:52,612 --> 00:14:53,946
Mr. E?
271
00:14:54,014 --> 00:14:56,148
I thought you were
the smart one, Velma,
272
00:14:56,216 --> 00:14:58,417
but you're making mistakes.
273
00:14:58,484 --> 00:15:00,519
I'm smart enough
to trust my friends.
274
00:15:00,586 --> 00:15:02,788
Mystery, Incorporated
is a team.
275
00:15:02,856 --> 00:15:05,357
That's why I gave Fred
the piece of plenosphere disc.
276
00:15:05,425 --> 00:15:07,893
A team without hot dog water?
277
00:15:07,961 --> 00:15:10,662
That was wrong move number two.
278
00:15:10,730 --> 00:15:13,098
Maybe I misjudged you, Velma.
279
00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:15,835
Maybe you don't want
to save your friends.
280
00:15:15,902 --> 00:15:19,471
Maybe you don't want
to save crystal cove.
281
00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:21,807
Maybe you--[Beeps]
282
00:15:23,609 --> 00:15:24,810
Who was that?
283
00:15:24,878 --> 00:15:26,378
Wrong number.
284
00:15:32,719 --> 00:15:33,853
Soda pop.
285
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:34,987
Check.
286
00:15:35,055 --> 00:15:36,222
Sugary snacks.
287
00:15:36,289 --> 00:15:37,256
Check.
288
00:15:37,324 --> 00:15:39,191
Scary movie.
289
00:15:39,259 --> 00:15:41,493
Check.
290
00:15:41,561 --> 00:15:45,097
Insomnia, here we come.
291
00:15:45,165 --> 00:15:49,268
[All snoring]
292
00:15:49,336 --> 00:15:51,871
Huh? Wha?
293
00:15:51,938 --> 00:15:53,605
Huh?
294
00:15:53,673 --> 00:15:56,675
[All gasp]
295
00:15:56,743 --> 00:15:58,210
Where are we?
296
00:15:58,278 --> 00:15:59,745
The lair of the Dreamweaver.
297
00:15:59,812 --> 00:16:03,015
It's exactly
the way I designed it.
298
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:06,018
Next time,
design something less scary.
299
00:16:06,086 --> 00:16:09,054
And put in a snack bar.
300
00:16:11,691 --> 00:16:14,026
I remember the layout
perfectly.
301
00:16:14,094 --> 00:16:17,629
[Whimpers]
302
00:16:17,697 --> 00:16:21,867
[Grunting]
303
00:16:25,105 --> 00:16:28,240
[Both panting]
304
00:16:29,475 --> 00:16:32,411
There's the exit.
305
00:16:32,478 --> 00:16:35,647
Whoa!
306
00:16:35,715 --> 00:16:39,451
Welcome back, Bronson.
307
00:16:39,519 --> 00:16:42,788
Time to cast you into the abyss.
308
00:16:42,855 --> 00:16:45,057
[All whimpering]
309
00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:47,659
[Laughing maniacally]
310
00:16:47,727 --> 00:16:50,662
Like, run!
311
00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:52,864
[All whimpering]
312
00:16:55,902 --> 00:16:58,670
- Polymorph!
- Aah!
313
00:16:58,738 --> 00:17:02,874
Huh?
[Both whimpering]
314
00:17:07,547 --> 00:17:10,015
Flesh of stone!
315
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:11,516
Aah!
316
00:17:15,822 --> 00:17:18,257
Aah!
317
00:17:18,325 --> 00:17:20,525
Crashing tide!
318
00:17:22,262 --> 00:17:24,163
Uh-oh!
319
00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:29,301
[Gasping and sputtering]
320
00:17:29,369 --> 00:17:32,304
Way to go on keeping
sheriff stone awake, guys.
321
00:17:32,372 --> 00:17:35,941
We just met the Dreamweaver.
He is one scary dude.
322
00:17:36,009 --> 00:17:38,210
Sheriff, do you have your
Dreamweaver drawing with you?
323
00:17:38,278 --> 00:17:41,113
It's right here with
my character sheets and dice.
324
00:17:41,181 --> 00:17:44,716
A c&c player is always
ready to play.
325
00:17:46,953 --> 00:17:49,821
Hmm?
326
00:17:49,889 --> 00:17:51,957
Wait a minute.
327
00:17:52,025 --> 00:17:55,327
Hey, Scooby-Doo, which hand did the
Dreamweaver juggle his orb with?
328
00:17:55,395 --> 00:17:58,930
Uh, his right.
No, left.
329
00:17:58,999 --> 00:18:02,534
Sorry, sheriff. It seems you're not
quite the cryptmaster you thought.
330
00:18:02,602 --> 00:18:07,006
The Dreamweaver holds his orb
in his off hand, not his main.
331
00:18:07,073 --> 00:18:08,740
Uh, in non-nerdspeak?
332
00:18:08,808 --> 00:18:12,077
It means this Dreamweaver is a
righty, but ours is a lefty.
333
00:18:12,145 --> 00:18:17,516
Sheriff, it's time to face
your fears one more time.
334
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:20,752
[Panting]
Keep running. Don't look back.
335
00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:22,754
Aah! [Gasping]
336
00:18:26,493 --> 00:18:29,161
[Laughing maniacally]
337
00:18:29,229 --> 00:18:32,764
Rain of fire!
338
00:18:32,832 --> 00:18:35,401
Aah! [Gasping]
339
00:18:40,073 --> 00:18:42,807
[Laughing]
340
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:47,046
I've waited for this
for a long, long time.
341
00:18:47,113 --> 00:18:49,381
Game over, Bronson.
342
00:18:49,449 --> 00:18:54,019
Time for some magic of my own.
343
00:18:54,087 --> 00:18:55,687
Confess, Dreamweaver.
344
00:18:55,755 --> 00:18:58,590
[Gasps]
345
00:18:58,658 --> 00:19:00,392
Like, confess.
346
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:04,029
What?
347
00:19:04,097 --> 00:19:05,531
Confess!
348
00:19:05,598 --> 00:19:07,199
Aah!
349
00:19:11,271 --> 00:19:13,238
Confess!
350
00:19:15,841 --> 00:19:17,409
Confess!
351
00:19:17,477 --> 00:19:19,844
Aah! Unh.
352
00:19:24,617 --> 00:19:27,852
I confess! I did it! I did it!
353
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,821
I'm the Dreamweaver!
354
00:19:29,889 --> 00:19:31,623
¶ Busted
355
00:19:31,691 --> 00:19:34,226
How--how did you know?
356
00:19:34,294 --> 00:19:38,830
In all the dreams, the Dreamweaver
held his orb in his left hand.
357
00:19:38,898 --> 00:19:42,367
But when we looked
at everybody else, guess what--
358
00:19:42,435 --> 00:19:45,370
they're all righties.
359
00:19:45,438 --> 00:19:48,240
You're the only lefty
in the bunch.
360
00:19:48,308 --> 00:19:51,477
This type of light bulb
is used to stimulate rem sleep.
361
00:19:51,544 --> 00:19:54,779
You used them to create this,
a dream machine,
362
00:19:54,847 --> 00:19:58,450
which allowed you to project yourself
into another person's dreams
363
00:19:58,518 --> 00:20:00,652
and manipulate them.
364
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:04,423
It cost you millions of dollars, which
you loaned yourself from your own back.
365
00:20:04,491 --> 00:20:06,191
Then you drove your car
into your bank,
366
00:20:06,259 --> 00:20:07,959
blowing it up
to cover your tracks.
367
00:20:08,027 --> 00:20:10,429
Like, the only thing
we don't know is why.
368
00:20:10,497 --> 00:20:12,131
It was all your fault!
369
00:20:12,198 --> 00:20:14,333
- Huh?
- Huh?
370
00:20:17,270 --> 00:20:20,939
Horbert, the Dreamweaver
raises his orb,
371
00:20:21,007 --> 00:20:25,277
ready to cast
his smiting spell.
372
00:20:25,345 --> 00:20:27,346
Make a saving throw.
373
00:20:36,956 --> 00:20:39,291
Whoo-hoo!
374
00:20:39,359 --> 00:20:40,892
[All gasp]
375
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,494
The Dreamweaver laughs
376
00:20:42,562 --> 00:20:46,064
as he casts your broken,
lifeless elven body
377
00:20:46,132 --> 00:20:49,368
into the eternal abyss.
378
00:20:49,435 --> 00:20:53,305
Nooooo!
379
00:20:53,373 --> 00:20:55,707
I loved that elf.
380
00:20:55,775 --> 00:20:57,709
I loved him more than
my own children!
381
00:20:57,777 --> 00:20:59,711
And you took him away from me.
382
00:20:59,779 --> 00:21:01,480
You were all part of it!
383
00:21:01,548 --> 00:21:03,649
So I vowed to take away
the things you all loved.
384
00:21:03,716 --> 00:21:06,718
And I would have gotten away with
it, too, if it weren't for you--
385
00:21:06,786 --> 00:21:10,556
you role-playing nerds!
386
00:21:12,992 --> 00:21:16,094
Horbert, what are these people
doing in our bedroom?
387
00:21:16,162 --> 00:21:20,865
Go back to sleep, dear.
388
00:21:20,933 --> 00:21:24,169
Like, man, I really feel
Mr. Feist's pain.
389
00:21:24,237 --> 00:21:28,006
Losing your C&C
character is...intense.
390
00:21:28,074 --> 00:21:32,544
It's ok, shag dog. It's ok.
391
00:21:32,612 --> 00:21:35,947
Fred, you left the door
wide open.
392
00:21:38,751 --> 00:21:40,985
Fred, when did you hire a maid?
393
00:21:41,053 --> 00:21:42,354
I-I didn't.
394
00:21:42,422 --> 00:21:43,755
Then, like, who cleaned?
395
00:21:43,823 --> 00:21:46,191
- We did.
- We did.
396
00:21:46,259 --> 00:21:48,560
Fred, is that...
397
00:21:48,628 --> 00:21:51,363
Brad Chiles and Judy Reeves?
398
00:21:51,431 --> 00:21:53,898
Mom? Dad?
399
00:21:53,966 --> 00:21:54,899
That's right, Fred.
400
00:21:54,967 --> 00:21:56,568
We're your parents.
401
00:21:56,636 --> 00:21:58,670
And we're back.
402
00:21:59,348 --> 00:22:10,117
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