Original subtitles

Like, how you feeling, pal?

Never better.

Great. I was worried there for a sec

we'd have to leave you behind.

Fred! What?

The mystery solver state finals is tomorrow.

Every team mystery solving

group from around the country will be there.

You mean there's more than one of us?

It's being held right here in Crystal Cove.

Whoever wins will be declared the best mystery solving team

and go on to compete in the Olympics!

Olympics? I don't think that's right.

Well, I'm sure the prize will be something big and Greek.

I'm sorry, Fred, but we can't go to the finals

with Scooby sick like this.

Oh, right. No. Of course not.

Will you excuse me a second?

Nooo!

Why?

Why, why?!

Don't worry, Scoob. I got just what you need.

Chicken soup.

Here.

Huh? Wha-choo!

Sorry. Maybe...

You guys should go without me.

Wha-choo!

No, you're part of the team, Scooby.

What good are we without our sidekick?

Sidekick?

Velma! What she means is--

I know what she means.

Ah, come on, gang.

Let's let him get some sleep.

Hmmph.

Sidekick.

Is that all I am?

Oooh-oh.

Hmm, ahhh.

Wahh-uhh--oh!

I didn't sneeze!

Normal.

I'm cured!

I'm cured! I'm cured!

Ha ha, like, what?

Way to go, Scoob!

Must have been that chicken soup.

I'll say.

Well, what are we waiting for, gang?

We've got a mystery solvers club state finals to win.

Oh, man, this is going to be great.

I can't wait to meet our--

huh? Competition?

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♪ Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated 1x14 ♪ Mystery Solvers Club State Finals Original Air Date on May 3, 2011

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Scooby Dooby Doo!

So, are you guys the other--

the word you're looking for is "sidekicks", don't you know.

I'm the Funky Phantom, and this is Boo.

I'm Jabberjaw.

Hugga bugga! Me Captain Caveman,

big smash!

Speed Buggy!

I'm sorry, but, uh, are you a car?

Woman on P.A.: Attention, everyone, attention.

If you could all take your seats.

I want to welcome you all to the competition.

I'll be honest-- mystery solving is not really

a priority for me,

or anyone else in Crystal Cove.

But the school district made a healthy contribution

to put on this event,

so Mayor Jones encouraged me to take their money.

Go, dad!

The mayor's my dad.

You guys might as well give up right now.

Also, after the dinner,

we'll be having a mixer DJed by Kghoul's Angel Dynamite.

Word, mystery solvers.

Angel Dynamite's going to be spinning some mad licorice,

so watch out! Hey now!

Ugh. But before we begin all this joy,

I'm sure you'd like to find out what we've all come here for.

Tonight's mystery is...

You're doomed!

I'm Lord Infernicus, and there's been

a little change in plans!

Ah ha ha!

Huh?

Hey, where is everyone?

Raggy? Boo?

Rugga bugga?!

Puhh?

Your friends are hidden somewhere in this building.

All communication with the outside world is cut off.

If you try to leave or call for help,

you'll never see them again!

You have until sunrise to find them.

Good luck!

Oooh! My heart is racing!

I can't breathe!

I'm going down.

Whoo-whoo-whoo- whoo-whoo!

Oh, he's hy--hy-- hyperventilating,

don't you know?

Oh, me help big fish calm down!

No, wait!

Thanks.

Oh, boy, that hit the spot.

Dead. Flame Face wasn't lyin'.

Something is jamming the phones.

Principle Quinlan, is there any other way to get a message out?

Principle Quinlan?

Principal!

Leave me alone!

Let me hide in peace!

Communications are jammed.

We need to unjam them, now!

Well, there is a communication tower over the gym.

Infernicus warned us!

No communication with the outside world!

Yeah!

Scooby, little help here?

Uh, Angel's right.

We need help.

Teach, lead the way.

Dune Buggy, since we're in a hurry,

how about you give us a ride?

Wait!

What do we do?

You're a dog, dawg. Sniff out some clues.

Ain't that what you mystery solvers do?

Mystery solvers? Us?

Me find teenagers!

Captain Caveman!

Eehhee!

Phhbbtt.

What's that?

Wood shavings? A clue!

Oh, that could be anything, anything!

Leftovers from some beaver making a nest

or a whittler carving some nesting dolls, even.

Huh?!

Heavens to Delaware,

don't forget the Funky Phantom!

Whoa!

It is so against school policy

to have a dune buggy on the roof.

Kids are in danger, you dig?

You know, you're very robust for a woman.

You're like those female wrestlers on TV, except not so vein-y.

Is that it?

Yes, that's the school's communication tower.

My predecessor Principal Scrim installed it in the hopes of getting free cable.

Yeah!

In here.

Hold on to my horses!

This mystery just got hairier, don't you know?

Infernicus turned our friends into guinea pigs!

Shaggy?

Can you hear me?

Drop one plant for yes, and two for no.

Would you do it for a Scooby snack?

Aooo!

That is not shaggy, no way, uh-uh.

What are you saying? Of course it is.

Let's face facts, huh? Our friends are gone.

Possibly never coming back, even!

Teenagers no more coming Harry?

And watch gave the incentive bath?

And pig freeze out of cavey-hair?

When me not like,

me get primal urge to smash!

Enough, enough already!

Someone needs to take charge of this mystery,

don't you know?

And obviously, you're not the dog to do it! Snap!

Yeah? Well, who died and put you in charge?

Ooh, heh, sorry.

Where are you going?

To the library to find a way

to change them back.

Post hastey pudding.

Who to follow?

Dog or fappish ghost?

How should I know?

I'm just a shark from the future.

Ra ra ra.

Don't you think we found them a little easy?

And why guinea pigs?

Give it up, Scooby Doo.

I'm a ghost from the revolution.

You're a dog, hello.

Little more street cred here.

Come back. We're missing something!

Mua-ha-ha-ha!

In-in-infernicus!

That's Lord Infernicus!

Get it right, sidekick!

We're trapped!

Yahhh!

Time is running out, sidekicks!

Of course, you could always give up!

Flaming man gone!

And so is woo-woo-woo, the Funky Phantom.

What do we do now, Scooby Doo?

Only thing we can do--

solve this mystery before it's too late.

Oooh, this is horrible. My nerves can't take any more!

Me fix this.

Thanks, I needed that.

Hmm.

Look at this.

Hmm, what's it say? What's it say?

Me no be able to read modern ink symbols.

Modern ink symbols mock Captain Caveman.

I can read.

I help shaggy with his homework sometimes.

Something about a ship

leaving from Crystal Cove docks.

That's outside the school!

We can't leave!

We need to find Angel and the others.

Lead the way, Scooby Doo.

Box!

Hey now, baby.

That shouldn't be there.

Wh--what is it?

Scrambler.

Try your cell phone now, teach.

It's working!

Not for long!

You were warned.

No communication until the mystery is solved!

Now you will pay the price!

Ooh, baby.

That must have been some party.

Teach?

Oh, I'm all right.

Oh, thank goodness Speed Buggy

was there to help me out.

I owe that dune buggy my life.

Wait, where is--

Speed Buggy!

He's too heavy to lift out of there.

There's an emergency valve on the wall.

He's not breathing!

Oh, we're losing him!

No way, sister.

This dune buggy ain't gonna die

on Angel Dynamite's watch. You know CPR?

There's no mouth!

Just blow, woman! Blow!

Sputty.

Aaah!

Oh, plugs!

I did! I gave him...Life!

For the first time, I feel so alive!

Oh, we have to drown something

so I can bring it back to life again!

No time. Communications are back up.

You still got that cell phone?

We need to call the sheriff.

Oh!

Don't worry. I've confiscated

a ton of these over the years.

We'll just jet to my office!

Angel?

Principal Quinlan?

Quiet! Uh, I hear something.

Scooby! Dog, we got the communications tower working.

We found the clue.

Teach, how long till we get to your office?

Right about...

Now.

Ha ha. Look at that.

It does look like a turkey.

Sheriff Bronson Stone.

Sheriff, this is Principal Quinlan.

We've got an emergency at the school.

We need you to get down to the docks.

Hold on there. According to my caller id,

this is Amanda Murphy's phone.

Bronson, it's me!

Ha! You kids never quit.

And let me guess--

you want to know if my refrigerator is running.

Well, I'm no idiot!

Ha! My refrigerator is right here.

That'll teach 'em.

Oh. Looks like we're on our own.

There it is, the Crystal Cove docks.

Look!

He's getting away!

Don't worry! Now we're in my territory!

Me help, too!

Ride shark like pony.

Hurt skull man who took teen angels!

Yoo-hoo!

Huh?

Get away from my ship, you pathetic mackerel!

He's getting away!

Not for long! Captain Caveman!

No! No, no, no!

Yeah!

Huh?

Yo, hot head! Pull it over! It's a wrap!

I have to admit, I admire your persistence.

Oh, wait--no, I don't!

Raggy!

Scooby Doo!

Where'd I go?!

I was right.

These guinea pigs are just--

Guinea pigs. Scooby,

you're a genius.

Speed Buggy, pull in front of the truck.

I've got a plan.

Piggies away!

What?! No!

Aah!

Ohh, a wise-guy, ehh?

Aahh!

Thanks, Angel, Principal Quinlan.

It was starting to get ripe in there.

Although it was a pretty well constructed box.

Don't thank us, baby. Thank them.

Look at that. For the time ever,

the sidekicks have solved the mystery.

Now, let's see exactly who Lord Infernicus is.

The Funky Phantom?!

It's me, don't you know.

But why?

I was sick of being a sidekick.

Resentful, even.

I'm not a real ghost.

I'm Jonathan Wellington Muddlemore--

actor, thespian, dramatator.

I was behind in my rent at the Y,

so a friend told me about this clock I could squat in.

When they found me and thought I was a ghost,

I figured why not.

Ghost gig got me 3 hots and a cot,

but I got tired of taking a back seat, don't you know.

I wanted to headline. I wanted to be the boss.

In charge, even.

With my own sidekicks.

That's when I stumbled upon the mystery solvers state finals.

I had workshopped my Lord Infernicus character

at various comedy clubs and state fairs around the country.

And it has always been a hit.

It was a simple matter to use mirrors

and a video projector to make myself appear and fly.

A little smoke, fireworks,

a skeleton puppet identical to my own bone structure

for close-up work, a pre-recorded voice,

and the deed was done.

I even abducted my own cat Boo.

The plan was to ship everyone off to Africa,

where there is a desperate need

for teenage mystery solvers.

I then created the ruse with the guinea pigs;

sewing each of their tiny costumes by hand,

using the actual vintage fabrics of their real life counterparts

just to throw you off track.

It was perfect. Genius, even.

Until your ridiculous dog started acting like a hero

instead of a sidekick.

Ohhh!

You lied to me.

Meow!

Like, Scoob,

looks like you and your pals are the heroes of this mystery.

Let's hear it for the sidekicks.

Hip hip--

hooray! Hip hip hooray!

Hip hip hooray!

Huh?

Scooby? Are you ok?

Oh, he doesn't look so good, gang.

What happened? I don't feel...

So well...

Shaggy!

Scoob! Scooby Doo!

Calm down. I'm right here.

We're all right here.

What happened?

You had a fever.

You've been delirious for days.

Days? But the mystery solvers finals!

Oh, we blew that off. You know we'd never go without you.

Excuse me for a second.

Why!

I still can't believe it!

Why, why, why?!

But I was there!

There was shark, a cave man, and a dune buggy!

Dude! You mean like these?

It was a dream?

I guess I was afraid you'd go without me

because you didn't need a sidekick.

No way!

You're not a sidekick.

You're a team member.

And besides, they moved the date

just so you could go!

We haven't told Fred yet.

Yeah. The chairman himself came to see how you were doing.

Hello!

How you doing? Good to see you.

A pleasure, even!

Aahh! It's him!

Funky Phantom! Funky Phantom!

Heavens to Delaware!

Was it something I said?!

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