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"The shrieking madness
of char-gar gothakon:
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The beast that hath no name"?
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You're actually reading this?
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The Professor is a great writer.
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His stuff is spooky.
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Hatecraft is a total fake.
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He says he's just writing...
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what demons from dark
dimensions tell him.
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Please!
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How do you know they're not true?
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Um, because I have a brain?
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Wait until Harlan Ellison
speaks here next week.
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He's a real writer.
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He'll set you bozos
straight about hatecraft.
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Later.
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"Char-gar gothakon:
The beast that hath no name."
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How can Professor hatecraft
name the creature in the title,
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then say it has no name.
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Ridiculous.
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Ohh! What is that smell?
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Uhh!
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Uhh! Please!
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Uhh! Aah!
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Hello!
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Please. Please!
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Aah!
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Sync by mczolly
www.addic7ed.com
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Now, daph, chin up.
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Spending some time away from
your little mystery club...
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will do you some good.
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Stop by the building we paid for,
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and if you see any professors,
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remind them your sisters...
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all graduated from
darrow university...
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by the time they were 13.
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I'm only visiting this school
because you want me to, mom.
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What if darrow isn't for me?
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A college good enough for
the other Blake girls...
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isn't good enough for you?
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Ha ha ha! Oh, Daphne,
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sometimes I wish we
would have had a boy.
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Fred, go straight to
my old fraternity...
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and drop my name.
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They have to let you in,
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no matter how much
you talk about traps.
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Man, it feels weird being
here without the gang.
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Things sure have
been pretty rough...
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since shaggy and velma broke up.
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By grabthar's hammer, Fred,
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the Rogers kid chose
a dog over a girl.
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What's he thinking?
This isn't some reality show.
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Now, I dreamed of the day...
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you'd be humiliated
by my fraternity.
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Don't blow this for me.
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I can't believe I'm
here the same day...
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as my favorite author.
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Do you think Harlan Ellison...
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will sign all my
copies of his books?
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I knew Harlan back in the day.
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Just tell him Cape
Cod dinkley sent you.
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He'll sign.
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But, like, the best thing
about darrow university...
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is the burger place on campus.
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They're known everywhere
for their burgers.
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And the French fries,
onion rings, and shakes.
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Try not to embarrass us, please.
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Better yet, just don't
tell them your last name.
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Mu gamma tau.
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Mu are you?
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Um, hi. I'm Fred Jones Jr.
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My dad was a mu gamma toe...
tau... uh, toe.
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Fred! I'm rhino.
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Guys, this is Fred Jones Jr.
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His dad was mu legend...
Fred Jones.
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What?!
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I thought Fred Jones was a myth.
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I heard he ate a live bear.
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So, uh, what do you guys do here,
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study? Party? Make traps?
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Amateur hour.
When you're in college,
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male, and ripped,
there's only one thing to do.
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Wrestle!
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Go get him, Randy!
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The Blake family center
for self-named buildings.
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Hmm.
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No longer will they
ignore your people!
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Are you with me?!
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Are you with me?!
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Uh...Yes?
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Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight...
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What are we fighting?
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There it is, scoob!
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I can already taste the legends.
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Burgers, fries, onion rings!
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Wow! We're really here.
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Ahem. Uh, bring us, like,
your most famous food, please.
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It's the way I always dreamed it.
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It's the way I've
always smelled it.
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Ahh.
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Eew!
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These aren't burgers.
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We changed management last week.
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Now we're organic vegan.
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Those are pureed sprouts
and wheat gluten.
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Yuck!
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Ucchh!
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And that's why...
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there hasn't been
anything good written...
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since the 1970s.
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Thank you.
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Ok, questions.
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My name is Howard e. Roberts,
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and my favorite writer
is one of our professors,
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and I was wondering if you
could compare your work...
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to his masterpiece, "the shrieking
madness of char-gar gotha... "...
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You mean h.P. Hatecraft?
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An intesting scribbler, yes,
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no doubt.
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But minor.
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And that's being kind.
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That's not true.
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He's a brilliant writer...
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who understands the dark
creatures of other dimensions.
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I perceive in you, young sir,
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one who hears nothing...
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but the sound of the win...
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blowing across the empty desert...
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that lies between your ears.
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Hatecraft is, at best,
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a literary fraud, a con man.
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At worst, a dirt smear in
the diaper of literature.
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Mr. Ellison?
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Yes, dear. I can only
sign so fast, you know.
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Velma dinkley, sir.
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I'm a huge fan of your work,
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and the themes you explore in...
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Dinkley? Not by
any happy chance...
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a relation to Cape Cod dinkley,
an old friend of mine?
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My mother.
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Oh, holy bradbury.
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You must give her a kiss for me.
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And thank her for the chicken soup.
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Jinkies! I will!
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It was great meeting you.
Thanks so much.
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My pleasure.
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Oh, by the way,
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jinkies is not actually a word.
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Hatecraft this, hatecraft that...
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Perhaps someone could ask me
about my own latest work...
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once in a while.
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Uhh...Uhh!
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Aah!
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It sounds like
someone's in trouble.
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- Help!
- Huh?
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Help! Somebody please help me,
already! Help!
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Uhh! Uhh! Aah! Aah!
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Aah!
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I've changed my mind!
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Maybe that food's is not so bad!
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Mr. Ellison, are you ok?
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Ok?! I've been violated...
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by a figment of a fantasist's
fabricated falsehood...
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for the sole function
of fame and fortune.
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Oh, like, that is
a lot of fa..Fa...
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Really?
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Is it "like" that?
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What if, like, like...
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were used in, like,
its proper grammatical form...
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and not, like,
as a conversational pause,
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like every third, like, word?
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Boy, what got him so upset?
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Maybe he wouldn't be
so mad if he saw this.
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A copy of hatecraft's book,
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"char-gar gothakon:
The beast that hath no name."
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Someone's read this a lot.
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There's all kinds of
sentences underlined.
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Ucch. And it smells
like old clam chowder...
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being gargled by a seal.
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But why would a monster carry a
book about himself around with him?
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I want to meet this Professor
hatecraft for myself.
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Professor hatecraft?
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Professor hatecraft?
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Hello? Professor hatecraft?
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Your door was open.
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With all these books,
you'd think this guy...
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could, like, afford a maid.
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Ohh! Ohh...
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It's just a statue, beef brains,
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of a character from another
one of hatecraft's books.
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Breaking news. This just in.
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Campus police say
they have no leads...
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on today's theft of the
darrow family archives...
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from the university library.
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Professor hatecraft?
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Ooh! By the tendrils
of shap-shap sumagurath,
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you frightened me.
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We're sorry, Professor.
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We're big fans who
wanted to meet you.
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Well, now's not a good time.
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It's like the wrath of
fung fard hargenflog...
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has descended upon me.
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I hope I haven't released
char-gar gothakon on the world.
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What do you mean?
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My work... translating the
demon-summoning chants...
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written in these evil tomes,
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which my student assistant
alphabetizes for me.
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You think, like,
everything you're writing...
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is actually happening?
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Dark forces are at
work in this very home,
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and I fear I may have
inadvertently opened a portal...
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to an alternate dimension.
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That's bad, right?
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Stop! You might accidentally
unleash another demon.
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Oh. That's just fan mail.
Never mind.
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A lot of these seem to be
in the same handwriting.
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My fans are very dedicated.
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Now, if you will excuse me,
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I sense messages...
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from another universe coming on.
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Well, what do you say, gang?
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Do we stay together and keep
working to solve this mystery?
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Is that a no?
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What are you doing here?
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This place is vegan.
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There's nowhere else to eat...
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for, like, miles.
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Yeah. We're so hungry,
we'd even eat vegetables.
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Whoa...Ooh!
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Sorry. My friends were wrestling.
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My new brothers are
gonna teach me a move...
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called happy tapioca.
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I don't know what it is,
but apparently, uh,
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I'll be blindfolded and
submerged into pudding.
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See ya around.
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Ha ha! Yeah!
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I can't wait to get
you out of here.
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Hey, good job.
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Ahem.
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Blehh!
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You said it, scoob.
Please pass the salt.
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Aah!
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Char-gar gothakon!
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Aah...
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Like, run!
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Aah!
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Aah! Just because I'm
letting you save me...
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doesn't mean I forgive you.
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Tapioca! Tapioca!
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So, what construct of the man...
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are we going to go
after next, Ernesto?
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Don't worry, comrade Daphne,
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our true calling will
present itself soon.
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In the meantime, pick something
from the list of protestables.
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It's fun.
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Rice crackers, schwarma,
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old person smell?
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Can you even protest that?
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I don't know, but someone should.
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Ohh!
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Professor hatecraft,
you have to run!
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Char-gar gothakon is
at the campus burger!
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Wait. Were you spying on us?
265
00:14:02,981 --> 00:14:05,213
Yes. I wanted to see if you
were telling the truth,
266
00:14:05,281 --> 00:14:08,081
and by the talons of
feng shui nabiscus,
267
00:14:08,149 --> 00:14:10,415
you were! I have no choice now...
268
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,415
but to reveal the terrible,
dark truth...
269
00:14:12,483 --> 00:14:13,916
about char-gar gothakon.
270
00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:21,651
I know you've heard the rumors...
271
00:14:21,719 --> 00:14:23,485
of a sighting on
campus last night...
272
00:14:23,553 --> 00:14:25,119
of a monster from one of my novels,
273
00:14:25,187 --> 00:14:27,419
but I want to set
the record straight.
274
00:14:27,487 --> 00:14:30,754
My writings, as Mr. Ellison
said the other day,
275
00:14:30,821 --> 00:14:32,420
are a fraud.
276
00:14:32,488 --> 00:14:35,288
There is no char-gar gothakon.
277
00:14:35,356 --> 00:14:37,422
I made the whole thing up.
278
00:14:37,490 --> 00:14:39,089
It can't be true!
279
00:14:39,157 --> 00:14:42,223
Who is forcing you to lie like this,
Professor hatecraft?
280
00:14:42,291 --> 00:14:44,557
This is not a lie.
I am telling the truth.
281
00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:47,591
I perpetuated the
myth to sell books...
282
00:14:47,659 --> 00:14:51,026
and to gain access to the lucrative
world of plushy monster toys.
283
00:14:51,094 --> 00:14:52,360
I am so sorry.
284
00:14:52,427 --> 00:14:53,560
Ignore him!
285
00:14:53,628 --> 00:14:55,193
We are the ones telling the truth!
286
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,027
Monsters deserve equality.
287
00:14:57,095 --> 00:14:59,895
Char-gar gothakon
should not be silenced.
288
00:14:59,962 --> 00:15:02,128
And here's a song to tell you why.
289
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,266
now what do we do? No one's
listening to a word we say.
290
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,333
There's only one tng we can do...
291
00:15:19,401 --> 00:15:21,267
Build a trap.
292
00:15:21,334 --> 00:15:23,434
And I can't do it alone.
293
00:15:27,702 --> 00:15:28,969
what's going on?
294
00:15:29,037 --> 00:15:31,136
Ohh!
295
00:15:32,638 --> 00:15:34,437
Uh, I think we made our point.
296
00:15:34,504 --> 00:15:36,738
The protest is over. Aah!
297
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,839
So what do you say, gang?
298
00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:43,740
Are we gonna solve
this mystery or not?
299
00:15:45,651 --> 00:15:48,186
Aah!
300
00:15:50,156 --> 00:15:52,684
Aah!
301
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,619
Somebody save me!
302
00:16:06,523 --> 00:16:09,021
Professor hatecraft?
303
00:16:09,089 --> 00:16:12,553
Ooh! Help!
304
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,451
We'll never find him
if we don't split up.
305
00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:19,784
Ok. I guess that
means we go... huh?
306
00:16:20,785 --> 00:16:22,416
Oh, come on.
307
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,981
Wow! I can't wait to be an adult.
308
00:16:27,049 --> 00:16:28,647
You can have so much cool stuff...
309
00:16:28,715 --> 00:16:30,980
that has that awesome
old person smell.
310
00:16:31,048 --> 00:16:32,645
Here. You might need
this for the trap.
311
00:16:32,713 --> 00:16:33,846
Great find, daph.
312
00:16:33,913 --> 00:16:35,978
Hey, you know, we make a
pretty good team, don't we?
313
00:16:36,046 --> 00:16:38,477
Uh-huh. It's like we
know each other's thoughts.
314
00:16:38,544 --> 00:16:41,043
Yeah! Hey, guess what
I'm thinking now.
315
00:16:41,110 --> 00:16:44,108
Well, are you thinking about me?
316
00:16:44,176 --> 00:16:47,407
Ha! Gotcha! I'm not
thinking about anything.
317
00:16:47,475 --> 00:16:49,407
My mind is a complete void.
318
00:16:49,474 --> 00:16:51,306
Good try, though.
319
00:16:51,373 --> 00:16:52,972
Thanks.
320
00:17:01,436 --> 00:17:03,468
I thought shaggy was
right behind us.
321
00:17:03,535 --> 00:17:05,067
Huh? You worried?
322
00:17:05,135 --> 00:17:06,433
Oh, who am I kidding?
323
00:17:06,501 --> 00:17:08,400
It's like he's a part of me.
324
00:17:08,468 --> 00:17:12,199
Even though he left me for you.
325
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:15,230
I'm sorry.
326
00:17:15,298 --> 00:17:18,296
Scooby! Velma! Help!
327
00:17:18,363 --> 00:17:19,862
It's shaggy!
328
00:17:25,328 --> 00:17:27,226
Something jumped off
the shelf at me...
329
00:17:27,294 --> 00:17:29,492
and had, like, a tentacle.
330
00:17:31,559 --> 00:17:32,924
It's not a tentacle.
331
00:17:32,991 --> 00:17:36,823
It's a strap for
someone's book bag.
332
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:39,189
They look like stories.
333
00:17:39,256 --> 00:17:40,755
Listen to this title.
334
00:17:40,823 --> 00:17:42,687
"The dreaded beast goo-goo gaga."
335
00:17:42,755 --> 00:17:44,686
Eew! Yuck!
336
00:17:44,754 --> 00:17:46,553
They've got that same smell.
337
00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,819
It's like a baboon
smoking a cigar...
338
00:17:48,886 --> 00:17:50,451
while bathing in a
bath of moldy tuna...
339
00:17:50,518 --> 00:17:52,017
and curdled ranch dressing.
340
00:17:52,084 --> 00:17:54,616
Hey! Let me out!
341
00:18:00,549 --> 00:18:02,313
Aah!
342
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:03,580
Thank goodness!
343
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:06,212
Trapped inside with all of
hatecraft's lousy books,
344
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,777
it's like being in his
version of the underworld.
345
00:18:08,845 --> 00:18:10,277
Who put you in here?
346
00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:11,676
The guy with all the tentacles.
347
00:18:11,744 --> 00:18:12,776
What's his name?
348
00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:14,975
Char-gar gothakon!
349
00:18:15,043 --> 00:18:17,074
Stay away, you demon!
350
00:18:17,142 --> 00:18:18,574
The Professor!
351
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,904
Help! Help me!
352
00:18:31,637 --> 00:18:32,769
Help!
353
00:18:35,669 --> 00:18:37,034
Help me! Aah!
354
00:18:37,102 --> 00:18:38,801
We've got to distract it.
355
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:41,266
Hatecraft's monsters are
only summoned by chanting.
356
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,266
Follow me.
357
00:18:45,399 --> 00:18:47,097
Whoa! Aah!
358
00:18:47,165 --> 00:18:49,596
Char-gar gothakon...
359
00:18:53,363 --> 00:18:55,227
Char-gar gothakon...
360
00:18:55,295 --> 00:18:57,959
Don't chant at it, hit it!
361
00:18:58,027 --> 00:18:59,026
Uhh!
362
00:19:01,626 --> 00:19:02,858
Ohh!
363
00:19:02,926 --> 00:19:05,924
Aah!
364
00:19:08,124 --> 00:19:10,256
Help!
365
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:11,888
Aah!
366
00:19:17,187 --> 00:19:20,185
Like, you don't hear many
monsters from other dimensions...
367
00:19:20,253 --> 00:19:22,251
scream for help.
368
00:19:23,718 --> 00:19:25,116
This is no monster.
369
00:19:25,184 --> 00:19:26,450
It's Howard e. Roberts,
370
00:19:26,518 --> 00:19:29,449
hatecraft's student
assistant and biggest fan.
371
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,148
Just as I suspected.
372
00:19:31,215 --> 00:19:32,680
Suspected how?
373
00:19:32,748 --> 00:19:35,346
Think about it. We found a
book written by hatecraft,
374
00:19:35,414 --> 00:19:39,078
with sentences underlined that
smelled like char-gar gothakon.
375
00:19:39,146 --> 00:19:40,477
Of course it was me.
376
00:19:40,545 --> 00:19:43,277
Someone had to defend the
Professor against his critics.
377
00:19:43,345 --> 00:19:46,243
And what better way than to
dress as his greatest creation?
378
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,841
Fortunately, I'd taken a class...
379
00:19:47,909 --> 00:19:49,841
in the military application
of sonic shriek technology...
380
00:19:49,909 --> 00:19:51,307
at the learning annex.
381
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:53,973
Although, in retrospect,
it might not have been a good idea...
382
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,738
to glue real octopus
legs to my face.
383
00:19:56,806 --> 00:19:59,505
Ah, so that was the smell!
384
00:19:59,571 --> 00:20:02,103
But when hatecraft
admitted he made it up?
385
00:20:02,171 --> 00:20:03,836
That's when he had to fall.
386
00:20:03,904 --> 00:20:05,269
And he would have, too,
387
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,301
if it weren't for the
dark elder forces...
388
00:20:07,369 --> 00:20:11,333
conspiring in the inky
black of time most foul!
389
00:20:11,401 --> 00:20:14,365
Oh. And you meddling kids.
390
00:20:20,197 --> 00:20:22,230
H.P., are you all right?
391
00:20:22,297 --> 00:20:26,161
Harlan. Yes. Just an overeager
fan who got carried away.
392
00:20:26,229 --> 00:20:30,493
Fans. Imbeciles fit only
to be gnawed by rabid rats.
393
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:34,158
Yes. Someone could write a book.
394
00:20:34,226 --> 00:20:37,657
How about, "a boy and his fans,"...
395
00:20:37,724 --> 00:20:40,156
by Harlan Ellison
and h.P. Hatecraft?
396
00:20:40,224 --> 00:20:42,822
I was thinking something
more along the lines of,
397
00:20:42,889 --> 00:20:44,821
"shavu-ra hatafar,
398
00:20:44,889 --> 00:20:47,420
the fan that had no name."
399
00:20:47,488 --> 00:20:50,285
Except, uh, you just named it.
400
00:20:50,353 --> 00:20:54,284
Don't start with me, Ellison.
401
00:20:54,352 --> 00:20:57,083
You know, I'm glad we don't
have to go to college just yet.
402
00:20:57,151 --> 00:20:59,483
Yeah. It'll be good to get home...
403
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,015
and back to solving mysteries.
404
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:02,848
As a team?
405
00:21:02,915 --> 00:21:05,447
Absolutely. The way it should be.
406
00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:07,446
Huh?
407
00:21:07,514 --> 00:21:11,145
Darrow university library
darrow family archives?
408
00:21:11,213 --> 00:21:14,844
Wait. Aren't those the archives
the news said were stolen?
409
00:21:16,511 --> 00:21:19,775
Mr. e! Huh. Open it.
410
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:22,475
Ooh. Carefully.
411
00:21:22,541 --> 00:21:27,072
If the first mystery inc.
Had what's inside this trunk,
412
00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:30,738
maybe they never would have
vanished in the first place.
413
00:21:30,805 --> 00:21:32,304
Wow!
414
00:21:33,537 --> 00:21:37,069
This looks like the entire
history of crystal cove.
415
00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:40,401
Gang, I think one mystery
just turned into two.
416
00:21:40,469 --> 00:21:41,503
Hmm.
417
00:21:41,661 --> 00:21:45,259
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