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Who knew a bar could fail?
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A bar!
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Yeah, it's too bad we're all sober.
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This table alone could turn
that place into a gold mine.
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Adam's bar hasn't failed;
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it's just a success waiting to happen.
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Yeah, so's your hairstyle.
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- Hey, go easy on my roommate.
- Nah, it's okay.
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She's mean to me when I'm right.
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I don't think Christy would
want you eating her fries.
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She doesn't care.
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Oh, take a peek outside.
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(mouthing)
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I understand.
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I'm eating them as fast as I can.
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(mouthing)
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Anyway, Adam sits alone in the
bar all day, losing money,
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then he comes home
like a big grump truck
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and dumps it all on me.
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Why don't you go over
there and keep him company?
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Oh, great idea, Marjorie.
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You want me angry, frustrated,
and sitting in a bar?
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Beats angry, frustrated,
and sitting next to me.
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That's what being in a relationship is:
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showing up for the hard parts.
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Boo.
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I know what you need.
I know what we all need.
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A hug from Dhara.
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Is that your horse?
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- No, that's Zahara.
- Oh.
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You got that from
Angelina Jolie's daughter.
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I had that name first.
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Dhara's this incredible
spiritual lady from India
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who flies around the
world hugging people.
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And when she does, it takes
all your problems away.
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They call her the Hug Lady.
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We had a hug lady in prison.
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She did not take all your problems away.
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Other than half my lunch, what'd I miss?
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Nope, no recaps for smokers.
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- Oh, come on.
- Look, you keep doing this.
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You go out to smoke,
and then we got to repeat
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everything we just talked about.
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Some of the things
people are saying in here
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aren't worth hearing the first time.
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Give me a hint. Please?
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Moving on.
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She's having an event in
San Francisco tomorrow,
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and I'm gonna go see her.
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Who's she gonna see?
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Figure it out from context, Smokey.
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Well, Jill, how interesting
that you're gonna go see
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the Hug Lady from India who
solves all your problems.
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So weak.
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Something that can solve all
my problems without a meeting?
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I'm in.
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Don't take this the wrong way,
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but you people a sheep.
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- I'll go.
- Me, too.
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Baa...
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If I commit to this
trip to San Francisco,
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can we ride a cable car?
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Good Lord.
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Come on, Mom, you
need a spiritual reboot
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more than anyone.
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And not just at this table.
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Anyone.
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As much as I'd love to drive two hours
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to get a hug from a con artist
who's covered in germs, I'll pass.
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Okay, everybody's in but Bonnie.
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Uh, I'm still waiting for
confirmation on that cable car.
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(Sighs heavily) We can ride
the damn cable car.
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See that? I hung in there
and got my needs met.
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I've really learned
a lot from your cats.
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Subtitle sync and corrections by
ChrisKe for www.addic7ed.com.
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Hurry up, Christy,
I want to get my hug on.
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Oh, God, she's gonna get in this car
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smelling like a ashtray.
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One of you come up front
so I don't have to suffer.
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So two of us should have to
suffer instead of one of you?
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Yeah.
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I do not want to walk into a
highly spiritual environment
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wearing a stinky sari.
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Why are you wearing a sari?
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It's called cultural
appropriation, Marjorie.
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We're all supposed to do it.
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I bet it buys me an extra
ten seconds of hug time, too.
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- Ugh.
- What?
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You reek.
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Oh, come on. Is it really that bad?
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ALL: Yes.
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I kind of like it,
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but I feel compelled
to support the group.
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Why are you wearing a sari?
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- She was thinking...
- No recaps for smokers.
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Oy, someone needs an extra-long hug.
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Well, that's why I wore a sar... Oh!
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How about a karaoke night?
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People love a karaoke night.
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Can't think of anything worse.
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- Disco night.
- I was wrong.
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- Trivia night.
- What is a horrible idea?
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None of your suggestions fit
what I'm trying to do here.
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I have a vision.
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I have a vision, too.
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It's of an empty bar.
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Hey, I got Mike.
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Hi, I'm Mike.
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Hi, Mike.
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Hey, let me ask you something.
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Wouldn't your bar
experience be brightened
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with a little karaoke?
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Come on, Adam,
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be James Taylor to my Carly Simon.
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- ♪ Mock ♪
- ♪ No ♪
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♪ Ing ♪
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♪ No ♪
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♪ Bird ♪
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No.
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♪ Mockingbird now ♪
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BOTH: ♪ Everybody ♪
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- ♪ Have you heard ♪
- ♪ Uh, have you heard ♪
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♪ He's gonna buy me... ♪
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- MIKE: ♪ He's gonna buy you ♪
- ♪ A mockingbird ♪
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- ♪ A mockingbird ♪
- Look, honey, the whole bar's into it.
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- ♪ If that mockingbird don't sing ♪
- ♪ Bird don't sing. ♪
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I will cut you off.
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I don't want gimmicks,
I just want a bar.
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But we're in Napa,
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land of a million wineries.
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If you want people to
come drink here instead,
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you need to offer them
something different.
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I do. We don't serve wine.
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Well, if it's a sports
bar, you should at least...
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Again, it's not a sports bar.
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It's a bar for people who like sports.
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Well, y-you're just saying
the same thing with more words.
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What does that even mean?
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It means you can watch the game or not!
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It's very relaxing.
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Well, not right now, but usually.
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I'm just trying to help you.
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I don't want your help.
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Fine, I'm out of here.
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First good idea you've had.
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I'm glad it's back to just us.
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(squeals) I haven't been this excited
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since Neiman's opened
an outlet in Petaluma.
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You go to outlets?
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No.
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But it got a lot of
riffraff out of my Neiman's.
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Tammy, you've got the view.
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How far away from the door are we?
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I'm gonna say about 40 klicks.
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I'm gonna also say I don't
know what a "klick" is.
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I read on Dhara's website
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that we'll get more out of our hug
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if we have a clear intention going in.
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That's a good idea.
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Why don't we all write them down?
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What's an intention? Like a wish?
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No. Dhara's not a birthday candle.
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An intention is more
like a focused desire
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for a positive outcome.
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Sounds like a wish.
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- Are you trying to copy mine?
- No, I'm just stretching.
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That's a waste of an intention.
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I mean, I can just buy another Audi.
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Done.
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Is yours to quit smoking?
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No. It's for everyone
I know to start smoking.
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What's yours, Marjorie?
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I want to release the
pain of losing Victor
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without letting go of my love for him.
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ALL: Aw.
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That's way more enlightened
than better Wi-Fi.
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- Skip me.
- Tammy?
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- Oh, it's dumb.
- Oh, tell us.
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(clears throat) Okay,
I want to love myself
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as much as I love you guys.
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ALL: Aw.
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God, why is everybody's
better than mine?
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Well, no one asked, but my intention is
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to be seen and heard by...
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Shh, shh! Here comes
the guy with the tickets.
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How many in your group?
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Five.
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So, it's official?
We're all getting hugs?
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You get a ticket, and
if you stay in this line
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you'll be number... 873.
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How long is that gonna take?
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Waiting time from this point
is approximately four hours.
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Four hours?
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I'll handle this.
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Excuse me... Mason.
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Thank you for the free ticket.
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Um, is there some sort of
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spiritual fast-pass?
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Didn't work for the women on The View,
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it's not gonna work for you.
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(mouthing)
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(ringtone playing)
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Bonnie, what's going on?
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I just had a huge fight with Adam.
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- What happened?
- I went down to the bar and gave him
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all these great ideas about
how to make it a success,
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and he was all: ♪ No, no, no, no.
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I mean... "It's not my vision."
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So, thanks for your brilliant advice.
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Hey, I told you to go
there and be with him.
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I never said try to fix it.
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Oh.
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Let him figure it out for himself
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and just support him.
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I said, "Oh."
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He's a wizard.
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- Gandalf.
- He's really old.
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Gandalf.
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- He has a long, white beard.
- Gandalf.
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If it were Gandalf, we'd all say "yay,"
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and this hell would stop.
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He's in the Harry Potter books.
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- Harry Potter.
- Oh, my God.
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Rhymes with "Fumbledore."
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- Bumbledore. Crumbledore.
- (timer sounds)
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ALL: Dumbledore!
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Never heard of him,
but this game is fun.
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You're wrong about that,
too. I'm gonna go smoke.
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All right, my turn. (clears throat)
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- Amazing woman who started the...
- Harriet Tubman.
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- Yay!
- Yes!
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Uh, super sexy actor.
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- John Malkovich.
- Yes! Incredible.
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- Uh, discovered...
- Galileo!
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Maybe we should be hugging you.
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Okay, final groups going
in. Have your tickets out.
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Ah, we're going in.
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Have a beautiful experience.
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Who has our ticket?
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- Have a beautiful experience.
- (gasps) Christy.
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Have a beautiful experience. Ticket.
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Uh, sorry, we have a
bit of a situation here.
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The person in our
group who has the ticket
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is... just stepped away for a moment.
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Well, then, you are not gonna
have a beautiful experience.
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Hey. Where is everyone?
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Inside, getting hugged.
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You guys didn't have to wait for me.
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Yes, we did. You have the ticket.
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Oh, no. Oh. Ugh.
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Ah, here it is. We can go now.
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It's too late. They closed the doors.
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Well, maybe if I explain...
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We tried. And that was before
the ushers took off their vests
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and started playing hacky sack.
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Sorry, guys.
257
00:10:23,335 --> 00:10:26,737
Mm-mm. Batting those big blue
eyes is not gonna save you.
258
00:10:26,796 --> 00:10:29,464
I don't know, it's kinda working
on me. Do it again.
259
00:10:32,167 --> 00:10:35,035
Dhara comes once a
year, and you ruined it.
260
00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:36,427
- Jill...
- No.
261
00:10:36,925 --> 00:10:40,327
Ever since she started smoking,
all we do is wait for her.
262
00:10:40,352 --> 00:10:42,449
We can't finish a conversation,
263
00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:43,947
we can't leave on time,
264
00:10:43,972 --> 00:10:45,892
we can't have a once in
a lifetime opportunity
265
00:10:45,917 --> 00:10:47,717
to achieve inner frickin' peace!
266
00:10:47,871 --> 00:10:49,905
I am so, so sorry.
267
00:10:49,930 --> 00:10:53,050
You care more about your damn
cigarettes than you do us.
268
00:10:53,075 --> 00:10:54,241
But that's okay.
269
00:10:54,568 --> 00:10:56,102
You go on smoking
270
00:10:56,127 --> 00:10:58,762
and we'll go on waiting and
waiting and waiting for you.
271
00:10:58,787 --> 00:11:01,289
Let's just cut our losses and go home.
272
00:11:01,314 --> 00:11:03,982
- Cable car.
- Fine, cable car!
273
00:11:05,995 --> 00:11:09,549
I know this is bad timing, but...
274
00:11:09,574 --> 00:11:11,589
can you wait while I go pee?
275
00:11:11,619 --> 00:11:13,720
- Oh, my God, I'm gonna...
- No.
276
00:11:13,745 --> 00:11:15,972
Oh, no, no! Get off... get off of me!
277
00:11:15,997 --> 00:11:18,132
You come back here!
278
00:11:20,327 --> 00:11:22,629
Thanks. Come again.
279
00:11:22,696 --> 00:11:24,931
(quietly): Please.
280
00:11:25,581 --> 00:11:27,133
You know, there was a time
281
00:11:27,201 --> 00:11:29,736
I thought I might do something
with my singing voice.
282
00:11:29,803 --> 00:11:31,371
Then I got my girlfriend pregnant.
283
00:11:32,081 --> 00:11:36,309
So, instead I spent the next 30
years climbing telephone poles.
284
00:11:36,658 --> 00:11:38,258
Yeah, that's rough.
285
00:11:40,644 --> 00:11:46,161
♪ I am a lineman for the county ♪
286
00:11:46,186 --> 00:11:50,277
♪ And I drive the main road
287
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:53,463
♪ Searching in the sun for the... ♪
288
00:11:53,488 --> 00:11:54,961
Beautiful voice, what a waste.
289
00:11:54,986 --> 00:11:58,031
Hey, you think Bonnie's right?
290
00:11:58,098 --> 00:12:00,400
Should I make some
changes to this place?
291
00:12:00,467 --> 00:12:02,068
Nah, I like it the way it is.
292
00:12:02,178 --> 00:12:04,076
Don't worry, word's gonna spread.
293
00:12:04,101 --> 00:12:06,136
Who's gonna tell 'em?
You're always here.
294
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,951
(sighs)
295
00:12:08,976 --> 00:12:12,045
- Hey.
- Uh-oh.
296
00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:16,249
No, it's okay. I just
came to say I was wrong.
297
00:12:16,317 --> 00:12:18,651
This is your place, your vision,
298
00:12:18,719 --> 00:12:20,653
and I shouldn't have tried to change it.
299
00:12:20,764 --> 00:12:22,798
I appreciate that.
300
00:12:22,866 --> 00:12:26,335
I'm just gonna sit here,
quietly, and support you.
301
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:29,095
(chuckles) Cool.
302
00:12:31,933 --> 00:12:33,776
Okay, do something, do anything.
303
00:12:33,801 --> 00:12:35,335
Play with your phone.
304
00:12:35,402 --> 00:12:36,869
Okay, fine.
305
00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,839
Compass.
306
00:12:44,278 --> 00:12:45,979
You are north of me.
307
00:12:47,548 --> 00:12:49,849
Ooh, I'll check in on Yelp.
308
00:12:50,706 --> 00:12:53,905
"Bonnie P. is at AJ's Barrelworks."
309
00:12:53,930 --> 00:12:56,198
You only have one review.
310
00:12:56,223 --> 00:12:57,490
That's me.
311
00:12:58,152 --> 00:12:59,986
Only four stars, Mike?
312
00:13:00,097 --> 00:13:04,206
I worried if I gave it five,
the place would be packed.
313
00:13:04,481 --> 00:13:06,558
Yeah, we wouldn't want that.
314
00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:11,374
Well, you are about to
get a five-star review.
315
00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:12,799
(Siri chimes)
316
00:13:12,824 --> 00:13:16,160
AJ's Barrelworks is
everything you're looking for
317
00:13:16,185 --> 00:13:18,352
in a neighborhood bar.
318
00:13:18,981 --> 00:13:24,058
I dare you to walk into this
lovingly restored barrel factory
319
00:13:24,083 --> 00:13:26,785
and not want to sit
down and have a drink.
320
00:13:27,148 --> 00:13:28,949
There's even a dog,
321
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:32,528
the cutest dog you've
ever seen in your life.
322
00:13:32,596 --> 00:13:37,355
The game's on, but it's not on.
323
00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:41,074
And when you're here,
324
00:13:41,099 --> 00:13:45,102
the world feels a million miles away.
325
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:46,508
Huh.
326
00:13:46,967 --> 00:13:48,868
I get it, honey.
327
00:13:48,893 --> 00:13:52,095
Karaoke would totally ruin this place.
328
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,787
Thank you.
329
00:14:06,682 --> 00:14:09,884
You're looking at me like
I'm not a part of this.
330
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,144
CHRISTY: You are a terrible person.
331
00:14:19,169 --> 00:14:20,603
You're awful,
332
00:14:20,628 --> 00:14:23,479
you're a bad friend, you're selfish,
333
00:14:23,832 --> 00:14:27,434
and one of your ears is
bigger than the other.
334
00:14:28,666 --> 00:14:30,333
How did I not notice that?
335
00:14:30,358 --> 00:14:33,527
That's another thing...
You never notice anything.
336
00:14:34,519 --> 00:14:37,230
WOMAN (Indian accent): Would you
please pass me some toilet paper?
337
00:14:37,852 --> 00:14:39,113
Oh, uh...
338
00:14:39,138 --> 00:14:40,639
Oh, sure.
339
00:14:43,961 --> 00:14:45,895
Thank you.
340
00:14:49,921 --> 00:14:51,488
CHRISTY: Where was I?
341
00:14:51,564 --> 00:14:53,665
Oh, yeah, nobody likes you.
342
00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:55,591
Not even Wendy.
343
00:14:55,616 --> 00:14:57,216
Not even Wendy.
344
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,908
(toilet flushes)
345
00:15:05,703 --> 00:15:07,671
Oh, my God, it's you.
346
00:15:07,696 --> 00:15:09,097
(exhales)
347
00:15:09,122 --> 00:15:10,922
I...
348
00:15:11,075 --> 00:15:12,309
Can I have a hug?
349
00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:15,176
DHARA: Just let me wash my hands first.
350
00:15:16,824 --> 00:15:18,925
Come on, come on!
351
00:15:18,950 --> 00:15:20,461
- (TV): Three seconds on the clock.
- Come on.
352
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:23,488
The snap is good, the ball is down.
353
00:15:23,597 --> 00:15:25,832
- Wide right, he missed it!
- (groaning)
354
00:15:25,857 --> 00:15:27,958
(laughing): Yeah!
355
00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:30,803
As soon as I get another
customer, I'm kicking you out.
356
00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:34,149
All right, I've been holding
onto this lucky pee for the win.
357
00:15:34,174 --> 00:15:35,641
Now it's just pee.
358
00:15:37,544 --> 00:15:40,012
(sportscaster speaking indistinctly)
359
00:15:40,037 --> 00:15:42,405
I've really enjoyed watching you today.
360
00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:46,804
Little creepy, Mike.
361
00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:48,925
Not like that.
362
00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:50,160
It just blew me away
363
00:15:50,185 --> 00:15:51,752
how you came back and apologized.
364
00:15:51,777 --> 00:15:53,574
And you, like, meant it.
365
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,472
Yeah, when I'm wrong, I like to own it.
366
00:15:56,902 --> 00:15:59,732
When I'm wrong, I just dig in.
367
00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,701
That used to be me.
368
00:16:01,726 --> 00:16:04,562
I would move out of state
before I'd admit I was wrong.
369
00:16:04,587 --> 00:16:06,550
Literally spent two years in Tucson
370
00:16:06,575 --> 00:16:08,745
to avoid saying, "Maybe you were right."
371
00:16:09,526 --> 00:16:11,160
Very sunny, bring a hat.
372
00:16:13,161 --> 00:16:16,725
Point is, I started going
to AA a few years ago.
373
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:18,951
Now I'm apologizing left and right.
374
00:16:18,976 --> 00:16:20,503
And you know what?
375
00:16:20,528 --> 00:16:22,129
It's made my life better.
376
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:26,926
Wow. You're sober and
your fiancé opened a bar?
377
00:16:26,951 --> 00:16:28,618
Yeah, don't get me started.
378
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:32,445
Well, I got to go.
379
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:36,222
The wife was pretty steamed when I left.
380
00:16:36,703 --> 00:16:39,205
Wish she was like you and
would just say I was right.
381
00:16:39,273 --> 00:16:41,765
- Were you?
- No.
382
00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:46,449
You're not gonna drive home, are you?
383
00:16:46,474 --> 00:16:49,209
I live across the street.
384
00:16:49,487 --> 00:16:51,688
But you're right, I shouldn't drive.
385
00:16:56,112 --> 00:16:58,246
Yeah, definitely not.
386
00:17:01,595 --> 00:17:02,995
Where'd Mike go?
387
00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:04,687
He went home. He left his keys.
388
00:17:04,712 --> 00:17:07,147
Great, let's sell his
car and pay some bills.
389
00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:12,405
It's so weird how we're
still standing in line
390
00:17:12,430 --> 00:17:15,065
and there isn't even a line anymore.
391
00:17:16,378 --> 00:17:17,977
I hope Christy's okay.
392
00:17:18,045 --> 00:17:19,431
Of course she's okay.
393
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:20,756
She's smoking.
394
00:17:20,824 --> 00:17:23,892
And I'm gonna tell her she
can go get home on the bus.
395
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,585
Jill, calm down.
396
00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:27,308
When has saying that ever worked?
397
00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:29,214
Be taller, Wendy!
398
00:17:33,513 --> 00:17:34,513
Christy!
399
00:17:36,038 --> 00:17:38,106
Hello, Jill.
400
00:17:38,674 --> 00:17:41,642
(gasps) You got hugged!
401
00:17:41,835 --> 00:17:42,835
Yeah.
402
00:17:42,903 --> 00:17:44,904
How the hell did that happen?!
403
00:17:44,929 --> 00:17:46,896
I gave her toilet paper.
404
00:17:46,921 --> 00:17:49,055
(screaming)
405
00:17:58,802 --> 00:18:00,936
Okay, that thing's really on there.
406
00:18:05,726 --> 00:18:07,460
Okay, so how was it?
407
00:18:07,485 --> 00:18:11,073
Honestly, it was kinda life-changing.
408
00:18:11,098 --> 00:18:12,999
You could've downplayed it a little.
409
00:18:13,024 --> 00:18:14,325
I did.
410
00:18:16,735 --> 00:18:18,369
For one solid minute,
411
00:18:18,394 --> 00:18:20,074
Dhara gave me her full attention
412
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,802
and it made me feel so... valued.
413
00:18:23,992 --> 00:18:26,160
Well, yippee for you.
414
00:18:26,446 --> 00:18:28,848
It made me realize I
haven't been giving you guys
415
00:18:28,873 --> 00:18:30,307
the attention you deserve.
416
00:18:30,332 --> 00:18:32,594
I'm inconsiderate, I'm always late,
417
00:18:32,626 --> 00:18:36,396
and even when I am with you,
my head's in a different place.
418
00:18:36,421 --> 00:18:38,256
That's exactly what I've been saying.
419
00:18:38,401 --> 00:18:40,736
Jill, you came here for a hug
420
00:18:40,761 --> 00:18:42,228
and you're gonna get one.
421
00:18:43,940 --> 00:18:47,476
For the next minute, it's just you and me.
422
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,449
But you're just a regular person.
423
00:18:49,473 --> 00:18:52,804
- What's that gonna do?
- Come here.
424
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,193
(groans)
425
00:19:01,735 --> 00:19:04,370
Okay, this is weird.
426
00:19:07,821 --> 00:19:10,456
Oh, well, it's not terrible.
427
00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:16,117
(exhales)
428
00:19:16,142 --> 00:19:19,488
It's actually kinda nice.
429
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:23,061
Something's happening.
430
00:19:26,177 --> 00:19:28,645
I love you, Christy.
431
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,073
(sniffles)
432
00:19:31,098 --> 00:19:33,175
I think I love everybody.
433
00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:38,827
Oh, God, now... now I
remember what my intention was.
434
00:19:38,938 --> 00:19:41,363
I just really wanted a hug.
435
00:19:42,512 --> 00:19:43,512
(sniffles)
436
00:19:45,425 --> 00:19:48,461
Have you ever noticed
anything strange about my ears?
437
00:19:48,528 --> 00:19:49,929
(sniffles)
438
00:19:50,003 --> 00:19:52,305
The big one or the little one?
439
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:03,309
- Hey.
- Hey, this is a surprise.
440
00:20:03,377 --> 00:20:05,912
Christy's been in such a
happy spiritual place lately,
441
00:20:05,937 --> 00:20:07,270
I had to get away from her.
442
00:20:07,381 --> 00:20:09,816
Well, don't worry, no happy people here.
443
00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:11,742
Even Mike stopped coming.
444
00:20:11,852 --> 00:20:14,711
I actually saw Mike today.
445
00:20:14,736 --> 00:20:17,690
- Yeah, where?
- My AA meeting.
446
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,525
Seriously?
447
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:22,762
Yeah. Evidently something
I said rang true.
448
00:20:22,787 --> 00:20:25,622
Nice work, Johnny Applesober.
449
00:20:26,496 --> 00:20:28,030
This place is cool.
450
00:20:28,055 --> 00:20:31,573
Hey, welcome.
Keep your mouth shut.
451
00:20:31,604 --> 00:20:33,508
Hi, we read about you on Yelp.
452
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,566
Where's the dog?
453
00:20:34,591 --> 00:20:37,920
Oh, he's around here somewhere.
Gus? (whoops)
454
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,680
- Turn on the charm, boy.
- Oh, my God.
455
00:20:40,705 --> 00:20:42,606
Oh! Hi, baby.
456
00:20:42,716 --> 00:20:43,983
What are you drinking?
457
00:20:44,051 --> 00:20:45,685
This is our third day in Napa.
458
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:47,010
Anything but wine.
459
00:20:47,377 --> 00:20:49,311
Honey, they get it.
460
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:56,333
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