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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:24,626 - Fuck! 2 00:01:55,375 --> 00:01:56,667 Hmm, watch it! 3 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:58,584 Oh! 4 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:09,626 How many times 5 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:09,626 do I have to tell you this, Mom? 6 00:02:09,667 --> 00:02:10,959 I'll call you! 7 00:02:12,292 --> 00:02:13,375 Allie? 8 00:02:24,292 --> 00:02:25,459 Allie, is that you? 9 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:26,417 Yeah... 10 00:02:31,459 --> 00:02:33,000 Okay, so just so you know, 11 00:02:33,042 --> 00:02:35,834 I really, really have to... 12 00:02:38,209 --> 00:02:39,500 poo. 13 00:02:41,667 --> 00:02:42,792 - Bye. 14 00:02:43,626 --> 00:02:45,292 Thank you so much for dinner. 15 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,042 I hope Allie's doing okay? 16 00:02:56,334 --> 00:02:58,876 Ah, you were at dinner 17 00:02:56,334 --> 00:02:58,876 for like three hours. 18 00:02:58,918 --> 00:03:00,918 And where the fuck were you? 19 00:02:58,918 --> 00:03:00,918 I had to tell my parents 20 00:03:00,959 --> 00:03:02,167 you were on your period. 21 00:03:02,209 --> 00:03:03,918 Ugg! Gross! 22 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:05,792 I overslept. 23 00:03:06,542 --> 00:03:08,417 I just laid down 24 00:03:06,542 --> 00:03:08,417 for a little nappy nap, 25 00:03:08,459 --> 00:03:09,709 and then... 26 00:03:09,959 --> 00:03:11,751 I couldn't get my ass 27 00:03:09,959 --> 00:03:11,751 out of bed. 28 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,584 And then you clearly 29 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:13,584 didn't get ready once you did? 30 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:15,834 Well, you know, 31 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:15,834 I can't get ready without you. 32 00:03:17,417 --> 00:03:19,959 So can we... go get ready now? 33 00:03:20,918 --> 00:03:23,042 -I'm ready! 34 00:03:20,918 --> 00:03:23,042 -Oh I'm sorry, 35 00:03:23,083 --> 00:03:25,918 my name's Kort, and I'm so cute. 36 00:03:25,959 --> 00:03:27,918 I don't even need 37 00:03:25,959 --> 00:03:27,918 to get dressed up to get hit on. 38 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:30,292 Let's have a parade. 39 00:03:31,292 --> 00:03:32,792 Bitch! 40 00:03:32,834 --> 00:03:34,292 Thanks, 41 00:03:32,834 --> 00:03:34,292 that's really sweet of you! 42 00:03:34,334 --> 00:03:35,667 Whatever. I'm going to go 43 00:03:34,334 --> 00:03:35,667 get started. 44 00:03:35,709 --> 00:03:36,876 I might even shave my pussy. 45 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,667 Oh, put my name 46 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,667 on those left overs 47 00:03:39,709 --> 00:03:42,125 because I don't want these sluts 48 00:03:39,709 --> 00:03:42,125 eating our shit 49 00:03:39,709 --> 00:03:42,125 when we're not here. 50 00:03:42,167 --> 00:03:44,250 Why your name? I can be mean. 51 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:45,709 Just put my name on it. 52 00:03:45,751 --> 00:03:47,250 These girls know 53 00:03:45,751 --> 00:03:47,250 I don't play games. 54 00:03:47,542 --> 00:03:49,125 Oh, you mean 55 00:03:47,542 --> 00:03:49,125 you're a bitch? 56 00:03:49,959 --> 00:03:53,792 Oh, okay! 57 00:03:49,959 --> 00:03:53,792 Well, that was kind of... mean! 58 00:03:54,459 --> 00:03:55,417 Thanks. 59 00:04:04,626 --> 00:04:05,876 So... 60 00:04:06,542 --> 00:04:08,542 I'm thinking this is the year 61 00:04:06,542 --> 00:04:08,542 I get a boyfriend, 62 00:04:08,584 --> 00:04:11,209 You know, I'm sick of blacking 63 00:04:08,584 --> 00:04:11,209 out fucking frat guys, 64 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:13,375 It's like, I just want 65 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:13,375 to settle down, you know? 66 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:15,334 I mean, last year I had 67 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:15,334 my slutty sophomore stand, 68 00:04:15,375 --> 00:04:16,834 which was fine. 69 00:04:16,876 --> 00:04:18,417 I'm not going to judge 70 00:04:16,876 --> 00:04:18,417 myself for that. 71 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:19,709 I mean, 72 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:19,709 we all go through our phases. 73 00:04:19,751 --> 00:04:20,876 Except for you! 74 00:04:21,876 --> 00:04:24,584 But... Whatever, 75 00:04:21,876 --> 00:04:24,584 I just feel like... 76 00:04:25,083 --> 00:04:27,417 This is my year... you know? 77 00:04:28,667 --> 00:04:30,751 Until we go abroad, that is. 78 00:04:31,042 --> 00:04:33,375 Well, I don't think 79 00:04:31,042 --> 00:04:33,375 you can really plan 80 00:04:31,042 --> 00:04:33,375 for that sort of thing. 81 00:04:33,417 --> 00:04:35,125 Whatever, dude. I'll... 82 00:04:35,167 --> 00:04:36,751 have some flings with some Brits 83 00:04:35,167 --> 00:04:36,751 while we're there, 84 00:04:36,792 --> 00:04:38,000 and then when I get back... 85 00:04:39,792 --> 00:04:41,709 We'll date! 86 00:04:41,751 --> 00:04:43,459 Then he'll propose shortly 87 00:04:41,751 --> 00:04:43,459 after graduation, and then... 88 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,417 Move to Silver Springs. 89 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:47,209 He'll get a six figure job 90 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:47,209 working for an embassy and... 91 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:48,626 That will be that! 92 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:50,209 Or you can get 93 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:50,209 a six figure job. 94 00:04:50,709 --> 00:04:52,792 Okay, whatever. How do I look? 95 00:04:54,751 --> 00:04:55,792 You look hot! 96 00:04:56,542 --> 00:04:57,542 Really? 97 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,417 Yeah, seriously you look good. 98 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,167 I don't know... 99 00:05:02,334 --> 00:05:03,751 I just hope I look fuckable. 100 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:07,709 Yeah, I don't know, 101 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:07,709 I was walking from campus today, 102 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:11,459 and I just kept finding 103 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:11,459 these feathers. 104 00:05:11,792 --> 00:05:14,083 Feather, after feather, 105 00:05:11,792 --> 00:05:14,083 after feather... 106 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:15,292 Feathers? 107 00:05:15,876 --> 00:05:17,792 Yeah, 108 00:05:15,876 --> 00:05:17,792 it's a Native American thing. 109 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:22,250 Alright, so the guys 110 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:22,250 say to get there at ten, 111 00:05:22,292 --> 00:05:23,918 and bring some money 112 00:05:22,292 --> 00:05:23,918 for the keg. 113 00:05:23,959 --> 00:05:25,334 Are you sure? 114 00:05:25,876 --> 00:05:28,375 Whatever, I'm sure 115 00:05:25,876 --> 00:05:28,375 he was just like suggesting it. 116 00:05:28,417 --> 00:05:30,751 Don't defend him 117 00:05:28,417 --> 00:05:30,751 because you used to blow him. 118 00:05:31,709 --> 00:05:34,500 Okay, it's not like I sucked 119 00:05:31,709 --> 00:05:34,500 the life out of him. 120 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:37,000 -I only did it once! 121 00:05:37,042 --> 00:05:38,542 Can you please pour me 122 00:05:37,042 --> 00:05:38,542 more of that wine? 123 00:05:38,584 --> 00:05:39,751 Oh, sure thing. 124 00:05:39,792 --> 00:05:41,250 Thanks again for the wine, Kort. 125 00:05:41,292 --> 00:05:42,959 Anything for you, Mary. 126 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,042 Don't thank her, 127 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,042 her parents bought it. 128 00:05:46,167 --> 00:05:47,834 Anyway... 129 00:05:47,876 --> 00:05:49,292 You serious, 130 00:05:47,876 --> 00:05:49,292 you don't want to come out now? 131 00:05:49,334 --> 00:05:50,542 I don't know. 132 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:52,792 My stomach's 133 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:52,792 kind of bothering me. 134 00:05:52,834 --> 00:05:54,626 - Really? 135 00:05:52,834 --> 00:05:54,626 -Yeah! 136 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:56,626 Who do you say 137 00:05:55,042 --> 00:05:56,626 is going to be there? 138 00:05:56,667 --> 00:05:58,125 Will you just shut up 139 00:05:56,667 --> 00:05:58,125 and get drunk with me? 140 00:05:59,667 --> 00:06:01,792 Please don't leave me with them. 141 00:06:01,834 --> 00:06:05,375 -Okay, I get it. I'm your rock. 142 00:06:01,834 --> 00:06:05,375 - You are. 143 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,834 Fuck it! 144 00:06:08,876 --> 00:06:11,125 Are you two 145 00:06:08,876 --> 00:06:11,125 just going to sit in there 146 00:06:08,876 --> 00:06:11,125 and scissor all night, 147 00:06:11,167 --> 00:06:12,334 or come fucking party with us? 148 00:06:22,792 --> 00:06:23,959 Go, go, go! 149 00:06:27,292 --> 00:06:28,709 There we go, girl! 150 00:06:28,751 --> 00:06:29,792 Yes! 151 00:06:31,334 --> 00:06:33,792 Hey, hey, now come on! 152 00:06:41,209 --> 00:06:44,000 Hey, dude, is that the way 153 00:06:41,209 --> 00:06:44,000 I do that for you? 154 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:46,417 Shall we go get? 155 00:06:46,459 --> 00:06:48,167 Yeah! Let's go! 156 00:06:52,792 --> 00:06:54,000 She's so cool! 157 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:57,626 Okay, wait, 158 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:57,626 how are my boobs? 159 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:58,918 -You look good! 160 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:58,918 - I do? 161 00:06:58,959 --> 00:06:59,959 -Yeah. 162 00:06:58,959 --> 00:06:59,959 -Do they look big? 163 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,167 I want them to look big. 164 00:07:01,209 --> 00:07:02,334 -Yes! 165 00:07:01,209 --> 00:07:02,334 - They do? 166 00:07:02,375 --> 00:07:03,417 Go back to what you were saying. 167 00:07:03,459 --> 00:07:04,667 Oh my god! Okay! 168 00:07:04,709 --> 00:07:07,334 So, my schedule is the shit. 169 00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:10,209 No classes on Friday, 170 00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:10,209 like ever. 171 00:07:10,250 --> 00:07:12,584 No classes before 1pm, and... 172 00:07:12,626 --> 00:07:14,667 two of my classes 173 00:07:12,626 --> 00:07:14,667 only meet once a week. 174 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:16,959 It's a fucking joke! 175 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,542 Your parents 176 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,542 must be really proud. 177 00:07:18,584 --> 00:07:20,500 They should be! 178 00:07:18,584 --> 00:07:20,500 I'm kind of a genius! 179 00:07:21,083 --> 00:07:22,209 Okay, what is this? 180 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:24,459 Yeah, I called this 181 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:24,459 the Ben Affleck, 182 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,918 because when you drink it, 183 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,918 you're going to be gone girl. 184 00:07:26,959 --> 00:07:28,250 Oh Shit! 185 00:07:32,792 --> 00:07:34,834 - It's terrible! 186 00:07:32,792 --> 00:07:34,834 - What? It's so good. 187 00:07:34,876 --> 00:07:36,876 -No, it's not. 188 00:07:34,876 --> 00:07:36,876 -Excuse me Kortney... 189 00:07:36,918 --> 00:07:37,834 Who is it? 190 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:41,042 I have no idea. 191 00:07:41,584 --> 00:07:42,584 Is he hot? 192 00:07:43,459 --> 00:07:45,292 He's... Gorgeous! Top ten. 193 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:52,209 -Hey! 194 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:52,209 -Hi. 195 00:07:53,751 --> 00:07:55,959 Sorry, I didn't mean to intrude, 196 00:07:53,751 --> 00:07:55,959 I just... 197 00:07:56,584 --> 00:07:58,292 I thought you were 198 00:07:56,584 --> 00:07:58,292 really pretty. 199 00:07:58,626 --> 00:08:03,042 I got your name from... 200 00:07:58,626 --> 00:08:03,042 a friend. 201 00:08:05,209 --> 00:08:06,167 Was that creepy? 202 00:08:06,876 --> 00:08:08,000 A little bit. 203 00:08:09,459 --> 00:08:11,500 -Okay, can I try again? 204 00:08:09,459 --> 00:08:11,500 -Yeah. 205 00:08:14,459 --> 00:08:16,083 -I'm Daniel... 206 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:23,209 Can you hurry up? 207 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,292 Waste Of time! 208 00:08:31,417 --> 00:08:33,209 Seriously, now you want 209 00:08:31,417 --> 00:08:33,209 to hang out? 210 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:35,167 Who wants to hang out? 211 00:08:35,209 --> 00:08:36,834 Kyle! He doesn't talk to me 212 00:08:35,209 --> 00:08:36,834 all night and then suddenly 213 00:08:36,876 --> 00:08:39,042 he wants to "watch a movie". 214 00:08:36,876 --> 00:08:39,042 I mean, it's-- 215 00:08:39,417 --> 00:08:41,167 Ahh... 216 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,918 So, what the fuck 217 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,918 did you talk about? 218 00:08:53,334 --> 00:08:56,876 Um... He said he's new... 219 00:08:57,375 --> 00:08:59,083 No shit he's new dude. 220 00:08:57,375 --> 00:08:59,083 A hottie like that 221 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:01,167 doesn't just fly under the radar 222 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:01,167 for three years. 223 00:09:01,209 --> 00:09:02,417 Jeez! 224 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:03,626 Sorry, go on. 225 00:09:04,292 --> 00:09:06,542 Um... He transferred 226 00:09:04,292 --> 00:09:06,542 for lacrosse... 227 00:09:06,584 --> 00:09:08,042 Ugh, duh! 228 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:09,459 He's going to be a junior 229 00:09:08,083 --> 00:09:09,459 in the classroom 230 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,500 and a senior on the field. 231 00:09:11,542 --> 00:09:13,417 Oh my god, no way! 232 00:09:11,542 --> 00:09:13,417 He still has 233 00:09:11,542 --> 00:09:13,417 two full seasons left? 234 00:09:13,459 --> 00:09:15,459 Yeah, I think he said something 235 00:09:13,459 --> 00:09:15,459 about redshirting or-- 236 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:18,876 Oh my god, I don't care about 237 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:18,876 his fucking NCAA eligibility. 238 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:21,375 -Was he hitting on you or not? 239 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:21,375 - I don't know. 240 00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:24,292 Dude, shut up. He totally wants 241 00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:24,292 to penetrate you. 242 00:09:24,334 --> 00:09:25,584 Oh, Gross! 243 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:27,667 - What, you think? 244 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:27,667 -Yeah... Okay. 245 00:09:29,042 --> 00:09:30,667 What's his first 246 00:09:29,042 --> 00:09:30,667 and last name? 247 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,042 -I'm gonna Facebook this bitch. 248 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,042 -When did you get this? 249 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:35,167 Oh, I convinced my parents 250 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:35,167 that it would help me 251 00:09:35,209 --> 00:09:37,876 do better in school, 252 00:09:35,209 --> 00:09:37,876 but I totally just use it 253 00:09:35,209 --> 00:09:37,876 to watch porn. 254 00:09:37,918 --> 00:09:39,042 You know what I need? 255 00:09:39,626 --> 00:09:41,167 I got his first name, Daniel. 256 00:09:39,626 --> 00:09:41,167 That's it. 257 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:44,000 They're five fucking Daniels 258 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:44,000 on the lacrosse team. 259 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,626 I'm going to need 260 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,626 more than that. 261 00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:49,709 I think his eyes are blue... 262 00:09:50,250 --> 00:09:51,792 His eyes are blue? 263 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,459 That's not 264 00:09:51,834 --> 00:09:53,459 a Facebook search query! 265 00:09:54,459 --> 00:09:56,542 A blue-eyed dude 266 00:09:56,584 --> 00:09:58,209 on the lacrosse team, 267 00:09:56,584 --> 00:09:58,209 who probably has a big dick. 268 00:09:56,584 --> 00:09:58,209 Whore! 269 00:10:28,918 --> 00:10:31,459 Jesus! 270 00:10:28,918 --> 00:10:31,459 What are you doing? 271 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,500 Just a little research. 272 00:10:35,751 --> 00:10:37,375 Okay, here's the deal. 273 00:10:37,417 --> 00:10:39,000 I talked to the boat shoe crew 274 00:10:37,417 --> 00:10:39,000 over there, 275 00:10:39,042 --> 00:10:40,667 and they said 276 00:10:39,042 --> 00:10:40,667 his last name is McMullen. 277 00:10:41,167 --> 00:10:42,334 He's single. 278 00:10:43,584 --> 00:10:44,500 Okay. 279 00:10:45,584 --> 00:10:46,709 And he transferred here 280 00:10:45,584 --> 00:10:46,709 from Maryland. 281 00:10:46,751 --> 00:10:48,375 Like I said. 282 00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:50,042 He sat out last year 283 00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:50,042 because of an injury. 284 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,042 -That's what I said. 285 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,042 -Okay, who fucking cares! 286 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:53,584 Look at these photos! 287 00:10:54,083 --> 00:10:56,334 See this? Beautiful scenery... 288 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:57,584 - Mmm. 289 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:57,584 - See what that is? 290 00:10:59,209 --> 00:11:01,000 It's a lake! 291 00:10:59,209 --> 00:11:01,000 Do you know what that means? 292 00:11:01,042 --> 00:11:03,292 His family has 293 00:11:01,042 --> 00:11:03,292 a fucking lake house! 294 00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:05,500 I like those shutters. 295 00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:07,209 Whatever. You see 296 00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:07,209 these two little bitches? 297 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,167 - Huh. 298 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,167 - Those are his sisters. 299 00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:10,375 So? 300 00:11:10,417 --> 00:11:11,417 Do you know what that means? 301 00:11:12,042 --> 00:11:13,083 What? 302 00:11:14,584 --> 00:11:17,209 Okay. Any guy with two sisters 303 00:11:14,584 --> 00:11:17,209 or more is twice as nice. 304 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:18,500 It's like a rule of thumb. 305 00:11:19,209 --> 00:11:20,459 That's kind of sweet. 306 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:23,751 Okay, what I'm saying is 307 00:11:22,250 --> 00:11:23,751 I approve. 308 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,334 What, because he has sisters 309 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,334 and a lake house? 310 00:11:26,375 --> 00:11:27,542 Yeah! 311 00:11:27,584 --> 00:11:31,167 And... look at this! 312 00:11:31,209 --> 00:11:34,959 I count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 313 00:11:31,209 --> 00:11:34,959 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, abs! 314 00:11:35,459 --> 00:11:37,959 Hello, hello abs. 315 00:11:38,209 --> 00:11:39,542 They're so cute! 316 00:11:39,584 --> 00:11:40,626 So you like him? 317 00:11:41,626 --> 00:11:43,083 I didn't say that. 318 00:11:41,626 --> 00:11:43,083 You said that. 319 00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:46,375 Kort, if you don't want 320 00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:46,375 none of this Nantucket nectar, 321 00:11:46,417 --> 00:11:47,584 then move over! 322 00:11:47,626 --> 00:11:49,626 'Cause this girl is parched. 323 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,292 Mmm... 324 00:11:51,334 --> 00:11:52,834 Okay, I like him. 325 00:11:53,542 --> 00:11:55,167 Thank you. 326 00:11:55,209 --> 00:11:56,417 It's about time somebody 327 00:11:55,209 --> 00:11:56,417 manned up around here. 328 00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:08,000 Wait, hold on. 329 00:12:08,042 --> 00:12:09,834 If this works out, I'm not 330 00:12:08,042 --> 00:12:09,834 saying that it will or won't, 331 00:12:09,876 --> 00:12:10,876 I'm saying if... 332 00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:13,250 If this works out 333 00:12:13,292 --> 00:12:14,792 and you guys settle on four kids 334 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:15,959 even though I'll probably 335 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:15,959 push for five. 336 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,500 All right. 337 00:12:17,542 --> 00:12:19,083 We're leaving for London 338 00:12:17,542 --> 00:12:19,083 in three months 339 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:20,626 and we cannot take 340 00:12:19,125 --> 00:12:20,626 a boyfriend with us. 341 00:12:20,876 --> 00:12:22,500 I just met the guy. 342 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:25,584 Oh, you just wanna get 343 00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:25,584 some of that dick. 344 00:12:25,626 --> 00:12:26,918 I respect that. 345 00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:29,250 Just think about it. 346 00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:32,209 Right now he's down there, 347 00:12:29,292 --> 00:12:32,209 just sweating his balls off. 348 00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:33,792 Hmm... Lovely! 349 00:12:34,209 --> 00:12:35,876 One day you might even 350 00:12:34,209 --> 00:12:35,876 get to lick them. 351 00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:40,500 Seriously. 352 00:12:45,167 --> 00:12:46,209 Pussy. 353 00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,417 Remember 354 00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,417 that the United States 355 00:13:38,459 --> 00:13:41,375 at the beginning of the 1930s, 356 00:13:38,459 --> 00:13:41,375 had not fully asserted itself 357 00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:42,751 as a global superpower. 358 00:13:42,792 --> 00:13:44,334 It has begun to, when-- 359 00:13:52,918 --> 00:13:54,000 Oh, my bad! 360 00:13:57,459 --> 00:13:58,709 Let's begin 361 00:13:57,459 --> 00:13:58,709 by understanding 362 00:13:58,751 --> 00:14:00,918 what bottlenecks truly are. 363 00:14:01,584 --> 00:14:05,125 Bottlenecks are, contrary 364 00:14:01,584 --> 00:14:05,125 to what you may believe, 365 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:07,667 factory phenomena 366 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:07,667 where the performance... 367 00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:13,459 [lecturer continues 368 00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:13,459 speaking inaudibly] 369 00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,083 Generally speaking. 370 00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,083 Now, for example... 371 00:14:16,334 --> 00:14:18,626 Until 1941, 372 00:14:16,334 --> 00:14:18,626 and in that period, 373 00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:22,042 the US struggled to figure out 374 00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:22,042 a way to become involved 375 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:23,709 and insure its place 376 00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:25,459 as the Guardian 377 00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:25,459 of the western hemisphere, 378 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,792 without actually 379 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,792 involving troops. 380 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,834 Now this process would go on 381 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,834 to become known 382 00:14:30,876 --> 00:14:34,417 under the rhetorical umbrella 383 00:14:30,876 --> 00:14:34,417 of "The Good Neighbor Policy". 384 00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:36,083 And one of the ways 385 00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:36,083 they did that... 386 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,834 ...with the same 387 00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,834 processing speed 388 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:40,292 of 500 units per second 389 00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:40,292 flowing into our input... 390 00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:42,417 Even though 391 00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:42,417 the United States' 392 00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:42,417 popular opinion 393 00:14:42,459 --> 00:14:43,667 was actively... 394 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:50,292 The idea 395 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:50,292 of becoming involved 396 00:14:50,334 --> 00:14:51,834 -in another... 397 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,000 in another world war. 398 00:14:55,751 --> 00:14:58,250 They give you 399 00:14:55,751 --> 00:14:58,250 two widget line flow systems, 400 00:14:58,292 --> 00:15:00,083 where you have 401 00:14:58,292 --> 00:15:00,083 two identical widgets 402 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:03,167 with the same processing speed 403 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:03,167 of 500 units per second. 404 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:09,334 So, you see by adding 405 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:09,334 one additional widget maker, 406 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:13,083 we're able to diffuse 407 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:13,083 the bottleneck entirely. 408 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,667 And therefore as a whole 409 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,667 help facilitate factory 410 00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:20,125 and operating at a 50% hype 411 00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:20,125 utilization level. 412 00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:23,959 Pretty interesting stuff, 413 00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:23,959 wouldn't you say? 414 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,417 By your blank stare, 415 00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,417 I would take that as a yes. 416 00:15:28,459 --> 00:15:29,709 Moving on. 417 00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:50,542 Oh, hey! 418 00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:51,876 -Oh, hey. 419 00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:51,876 - Hey. 420 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,042 Are you in this class? 421 00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:54,751 Ah, yeah. 422 00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:56,918 I thought... 423 00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:00,542 I thought we caught 424 00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:00,542 eyes earlier. 425 00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,000 Oh, really? 426 00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:05,626 Sometimes I'm like zoning out 427 00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:07,834 and not like seeing 428 00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:07,834 what's in front of me, so... 429 00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:12,292 And, have you talked 430 00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:12,292 to the doctor about this? 431 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,626 It's actually, it's funny 432 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,626 that we're in the same class, 433 00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,500 because I was... 434 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,792 Well, I was hoping... 435 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:28,375 I don't know, I was wondering 436 00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:28,375 if you would be up for-- 437 00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:30,542 A date! 438 00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:30,542 Yes, you want a date! 439 00:16:30,584 --> 00:16:32,250 Who doesn't want dates here? 440 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:35,459 -I know, right? 441 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:35,459 -This guy's a fucking dreamboat! 442 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,500 - So, what did you say? 443 00:16:37,542 --> 00:16:39,500 I told him... Oh, I told him... 444 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,125 I told him, "yeah". 445 00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,584 What, should I not 446 00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,584 have said "yeah"? 447 00:16:45,626 --> 00:16:47,209 Well, it depends 448 00:16:45,626 --> 00:16:47,209 on how you said it. 449 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:49,667 I said it like... 450 00:16:51,292 --> 00:16:52,334 Yeah. 451 00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:54,792 -Yeah. 452 00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:54,792 -No, I didn't say it like that. 453 00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:56,083 It was like... more like... 454 00:16:56,876 --> 00:16:57,918 Yeah. 455 00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:01,626 -Yeah. 456 00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:01,626 -Okay, no, this is it: 457 00:17:02,751 --> 00:17:03,792 Yeah. 458 00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:06,626 Like, you know, I'll do this, 459 00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:06,626 potentially... 460 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,375 But if I do, I'll be doing you 461 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,375 a huge favor. 462 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,751 -What do you think? 463 00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,751 -I think it's... perfect! 464 00:17:13,083 --> 00:17:14,542 So, what are you going to wear? 465 00:17:14,584 --> 00:17:15,709 I don't know, this. 466 00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:18,584 No! 467 00:17:18,626 --> 00:17:20,125 -Come on! 468 00:17:18,626 --> 00:17:20,125 -What? 469 00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:21,334 - We gotta fix this! 470 00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:21,334 -Why? 471 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,709 You look like a grandma! 472 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,834 I look like a grandma? 473 00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,959 -But you're wearing 474 00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,959 velvet shoes! 475 00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:26,959 -These are very hip... 476 00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:33,626 ["Ivy League Circus" 477 00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:33,626 by Gordon Voidwell] 478 00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:54,876 -Pit stop! 479 00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:54,876 -We already ate before class. 480 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,250 Who cares, you can throw it up 481 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,250 after when you-- 482 00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:58,876 -Stephen! 483 00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:58,876 -Allie! 484 00:17:59,459 --> 00:18:00,500 Hi! 485 00:18:01,959 --> 00:18:03,042 Good to see you. 486 00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:04,500 Good to see you too. 487 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:08,918 What the fuck was that? 488 00:18:08,959 --> 00:18:10,125 You're still talking? 489 00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:11,918 I mean, he still texts me. 490 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,584 Only after 2 a.m. 491 00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:18,876 I think there's something 492 00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:18,876 wrong with his plan. 493 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,292 Sorry. 494 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,584 Can this guy move? 495 00:18:33,959 --> 00:18:36,000 Well, when is it? Thank you. 496 00:18:36,459 --> 00:18:37,709 God, when's your date? 497 00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:39,417 I don't know. 498 00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:39,417 He's going to call. 499 00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:41,125 What? He's going to call? 500 00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:42,459 Not text? 501 00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:44,334 Um... yeah. 502 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,292 Classy! 503 00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,500 Oh my god! 504 00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:50,375 How's that yoghurt? 505 00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:52,417 -Do you want some? 506 00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:52,417 - No. 507 00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:57,918 Have some. I want it. 508 00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:57,918 I'm Kort, I'm skinny, 509 00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:57,918 I'm want it. 510 00:18:58,876 --> 00:18:59,918 -Stop! 511 00:18:58,876 --> 00:18:59,918 - See, you have a little 512 00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:01,000 on your face. 513 00:19:16,334 --> 00:19:17,792 What do you think 514 00:19:16,334 --> 00:19:17,792 about this one? 515 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,375 Did somebody die? 516 00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:23,000 Um... you if you don't stop 517 00:19:20,667 --> 00:19:23,000 talking shit! 518 00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:26,292 Dude, you've got to give him 519 00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:26,292 more than your knee caps. God! 520 00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:28,334 He's better 521 00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:28,334 than that dress, okay? 522 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:31,000 He's tall, he's good looking. 523 00:19:31,042 --> 00:19:33,751 He's got those beautiful DSL's. 524 00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:35,792 DSL's? How does that help me? 525 00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,834 Depends what 526 00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,834 you're in to. 527 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:41,500 Look, we've got to go more 528 00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:41,500 Beyoncé, less Bea Arthur. 529 00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:43,375 I'm going to look 530 00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:43,375 like a birthday cake 531 00:19:45,209 --> 00:19:46,751 That sounds delicious. 532 00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:49,834 Let's go try shit on. 533 00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,876 ["Classic Girl" 534 00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,876 by Deidre & The Dark] 535 00:19:52,918 --> 00:19:53,876 Do you like? 536 00:19:55,292 --> 00:19:56,959 Do I look like Heidi Klum? 537 00:20:00,876 --> 00:20:02,667 Oh, okay. 538 00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:04,626 So, I'm having mixed feelings 539 00:20:02,709 --> 00:20:04,626 about this one. 540 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,292 You know, I like it because 541 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:06,292 it's versatile but then again 542 00:20:06,334 --> 00:20:08,417 I just really don't know. 543 00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:14,667 Walk away, just walk away. 544 00:20:14,709 --> 00:20:15,918 You don't like it? 545 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:19,709 Dress it up, dress it down. 546 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,834 Like, right now the way 547 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,834 I'm wearing it, 548 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,834 it's going to look formal 549 00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:23,709 and I can just wear 550 00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:23,709 it anywhere, right. Like a-- 551 00:20:23,751 --> 00:20:24,834 Formal? 552 00:20:25,751 --> 00:20:27,751 Like Diane Keaton 553 00:20:25,751 --> 00:20:27,751 who's a stripper? 554 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,417 Oh, girl, 555 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,417 you look fabulous! 556 00:20:32,918 --> 00:20:35,167 But I can't have you out here 557 00:20:32,918 --> 00:20:35,167 like you're going to a bar, 558 00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:37,500 when we know 559 00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:37,500 you're trying to go to a party. 560 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:41,459 Then, with just like 561 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:41,459 a slight adjustment... 562 00:20:41,876 --> 00:20:43,918 it becomes casual. 563 00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:46,542 -Yeah, very casual. 564 00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:46,542 -It's like... beachy. 565 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,417 There! 566 00:20:53,209 --> 00:20:54,459 Babe! 567 00:21:01,334 --> 00:21:03,083 -No? 568 00:21:01,334 --> 00:21:03,083 -No! 569 00:21:05,209 --> 00:21:07,042 Alright, come out. 570 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,542 Oh... yes! 571 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:13,876 It's perfect! 572 00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:15,876 -You really think it's good? 573 00:21:13,918 --> 00:21:15,876 - Yes. 574 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,167 Can my cat 575 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,167 come to the wedding? 576 00:21:18,626 --> 00:21:20,209 Okay, what's the damage? 577 00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:26,334 -Oh hell no! 578 00:21:24,292 --> 00:21:26,334 -What? 579 00:21:27,292 --> 00:21:29,083 It's $500. 580 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,500 -No! 581 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:30,500 -Yes! 582 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,500 I'm sorry baby, 583 00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,500 but you're not worth it. 584 00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:35,792 We'll figure something out. 585 00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:37,959 -So, Mary's top? 586 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,751 -Yes, with the pants 587 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,751 of yours I like. 588 00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:42,125 -Oh, that can work. Perfect! 589 00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:42,125 Oh my god, love it! 590 00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:46,626 Oh hey, have you all 591 00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:46,626 listened to this? 592 00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,667 -What? 593 00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,667 -Cereal. The podcast. 594 00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:50,167 -Never heard of it. 595 00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:50,167 -Okay, well, 596 00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,959 if you do, don't tell me, 597 00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:55,125 I'm pretty sure 598 00:21:53,209 --> 00:21:55,125 I can crack this puppy. 599 00:21:55,459 --> 00:21:56,834 - Okay. 600 00:21:55,459 --> 00:21:56,834 -Alright. 601 00:21:57,626 --> 00:21:58,626 I'm sorry. 602 00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:02,667 -What's your plan? 603 00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:02,667 -Oh... I have a class tonight. 604 00:22:02,709 --> 00:22:04,459 -Yeah, interesting! 605 00:22:02,709 --> 00:22:04,459 -Dammit! 606 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,542 Ok, I'm going to go study... 607 00:22:07,918 --> 00:22:09,167 and then... 608 00:22:10,584 --> 00:22:11,918 Hey, when you're back 609 00:22:10,584 --> 00:22:11,918 do you want to do movie night? 610 00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:14,375 If by movie night you mean 611 00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:14,375 season three of Downton? 612 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:16,167 What the fuck else would I mean? 613 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,417 Right, sorry, mate! 614 00:22:18,459 --> 00:22:20,000 -Pip, pip and bollocks. 615 00:22:18,459 --> 00:22:20,000 - Okay, I can't, 616 00:22:18,459 --> 00:22:20,000 it's terrible. 617 00:22:20,042 --> 00:22:21,876 You're ruining it. 618 00:22:21,918 --> 00:22:24,709 Hey... Let me know if Dan Dan 619 00:22:21,918 --> 00:22:24,709 gives you a ring ring. 620 00:22:24,751 --> 00:22:26,417 - Okay. 621 00:22:24,751 --> 00:22:26,417 - Bye. 622 00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,918 ...and with 140 characters, 623 00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:37,876 that's how Twitter 624 00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:37,876 killed the feature story, 625 00:22:38,709 --> 00:22:40,334 which leads me to... 626 00:22:42,959 --> 00:22:44,334 ending this class. 627 00:23:10,751 --> 00:23:12,000 He still hasn't called? 628 00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,459 Why is it that whenever 629 00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,459 I want to do something important 630 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:21,125 the mother-fucking internet... 631 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:21,125 Oh... there it is! 632 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,125 Okay, look, like I was thinking, 633 00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:25,042 this little pussy boy Daniel 634 00:23:23,167 --> 00:23:25,042 better grow a pair 635 00:23:25,083 --> 00:23:26,584 and make a fucking phone call. 636 00:23:26,626 --> 00:23:28,375 Do you think 637 00:23:26,626 --> 00:23:28,375 he's seeing someone else? 638 00:23:29,626 --> 00:23:31,083 Maybe he lost his phone. 639 00:23:31,876 --> 00:23:33,292 Or... or it broke. 640 00:23:34,209 --> 00:23:35,250 That happens! 641 00:23:37,292 --> 00:23:38,876 Hey! 642 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,918 Do you have some... batteries? 643 00:23:44,542 --> 00:23:45,542 For what? 644 00:23:46,417 --> 00:23:47,584 For my TV. 645 00:23:49,626 --> 00:23:50,834 Remote. 646 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,042 No. 647 00:23:57,751 --> 00:23:59,042 Maybe he's dead. 648 00:23:59,584 --> 00:24:01,042 You know what, dude, 649 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:02,584 fuck this little cocksucker, 650 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:02,584 okay? 651 00:24:02,626 --> 00:24:04,209 He said he would call 652 00:24:02,626 --> 00:24:04,209 and he hasn't. 653 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,959 He's either gay, 654 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,959 a commitment-phobe, or dead. 655 00:24:09,626 --> 00:24:11,375 Either way, 656 00:24:09,626 --> 00:24:11,375 I say we're over him. 657 00:24:11,876 --> 00:24:13,459 -Oh my god! 658 00:24:13,834 --> 00:24:15,292 Unless that's him... 659 00:24:15,334 --> 00:24:16,751 If that's him, 660 00:24:15,334 --> 00:24:16,751 I say we're back in. 661 00:24:16,792 --> 00:24:18,959 -What do I do? 662 00:24:16,792 --> 00:24:18,959 -Answer it! 663 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,500 Hello. 664 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,500 It's Daniel! 665 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,584 -Hey. 666 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,584 -What the fuck's he saying? 667 00:24:25,834 --> 00:24:26,959 Oh no, it's fine. 668 00:24:27,918 --> 00:24:30,292 Ah, ah, ah... 669 00:24:30,334 --> 00:24:31,626 That's fine. 670 00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:33,167 Uh-hm. 671 00:24:33,542 --> 00:24:34,667 Yeah, that works. 672 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,584 Okay. 673 00:24:36,959 --> 00:24:38,042 I'll see you then. 674 00:24:38,834 --> 00:24:39,876 Bye. 675 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,375 What the fuck is wrong with you? 676 00:24:42,417 --> 00:24:43,751 It's a baby! 677 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,918 Isn't it cute? 678 00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:48,334 Okay, what did he say? 679 00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:51,250 Okay, so first of all he said 680 00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:51,250 "Sorry for calling so late". 681 00:24:51,292 --> 00:24:53,083 Precious! 682 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:55,125 And then he said he wants 683 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:55,125 to take me out this weekend 684 00:24:55,167 --> 00:24:57,125 but he can't because he's going 685 00:24:55,167 --> 00:24:57,125 out of town with his family. 686 00:24:57,167 --> 00:24:58,709 Lake house! 687 00:24:58,751 --> 00:25:01,918 Next weekend, if I'm up for it, 688 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,584 he wants to take me 689 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,584 to dinner on Friday. 690 00:25:05,334 --> 00:25:07,667 What? 691 00:25:05,334 --> 00:25:07,667 Nobody even goes out on Fridays! 692 00:25:07,709 --> 00:25:08,792 -That's brilliant! 693 00:25:07,709 --> 00:25:08,792 -I know. 694 00:25:08,834 --> 00:25:09,876 Okay... 695 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,542 You tell me 696 00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:11,542 what you're thinking, 697 00:25:11,584 --> 00:25:12,584 and I'll do the same, okay? 698 00:25:12,626 --> 00:25:14,250 Ready? One, two-- 699 00:25:14,292 --> 00:25:16,375 -You need to hit the gym! 700 00:25:14,292 --> 00:25:16,375 -I hope he takes me to a club-- 701 00:25:16,417 --> 00:25:17,459 What? 702 00:25:17,876 --> 00:25:19,292 Maybe just a little cardio! 703 00:25:35,459 --> 00:25:37,250 You gotta open up your gait, 704 00:25:35,459 --> 00:25:37,250 baby girl. 705 00:25:37,292 --> 00:25:38,459 What? 706 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:40,209 Your strides, they're tiny! 707 00:25:41,209 --> 00:25:44,125 Longer strides, more calories! 708 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:46,626 Stop running like a toddler, 709 00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:46,626 start running 710 00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:49,542 like a grown human woman 711 00:25:46,667 --> 00:25:49,542 who wants to get laid. 712 00:25:49,584 --> 00:25:51,834 See that dick! Run to that dick! 713 00:25:52,125 --> 00:25:53,709 Faster! Run to it! 714 00:25:55,375 --> 00:25:57,626 Kegels, feel the kegels! 715 00:25:57,667 --> 00:26:00,876 Pull... inside your vagina. 716 00:26:00,918 --> 00:26:03,375 Eye of the tiger, baby, earn it! 717 00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:06,292 Squeeze it! Burn! Feel the burn! 718 00:26:06,334 --> 00:26:08,500 Harder, Kort! 719 00:26:06,334 --> 00:26:08,500 You're not going hard enough! 720 00:26:08,959 --> 00:26:10,250 Earn your thigh gap! 721 00:26:10,292 --> 00:26:12,250 -What are you doing? 722 00:26:10,292 --> 00:26:12,250 -Shut up! 723 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,500 -Jesus! 724 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,500 -Oh my god! 725 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,292 You're doing great, man. 726 00:26:22,876 --> 00:26:24,083 Don't let your hips drop. 727 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,375 Don't let gravity win like this. 728 00:26:27,417 --> 00:26:29,083 I'm not. 729 00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:30,417 Don't touch me 730 00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:30,417 with your nasty chip fingers! 731 00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:35,167 What? 732 00:26:35,209 --> 00:26:37,751 I said I see gravity winning 733 00:26:35,209 --> 00:26:37,751 and I don't like it. 734 00:26:38,209 --> 00:26:39,375 You're disgusting! 735 00:26:44,626 --> 00:26:46,542 I don't know if my ass 736 00:26:44,626 --> 00:26:46,542 got bigger, 737 00:26:46,584 --> 00:26:48,459 or these jeans got smaller. 738 00:26:49,584 --> 00:26:51,125 Oh, I washed them 739 00:26:49,584 --> 00:26:51,125 like four times. 740 00:26:52,876 --> 00:26:54,042 What do you think, Pam? 741 00:26:54,292 --> 00:26:57,083 You look amazing! 742 00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,709 Agreed! 743 00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:59,709 I have something for you. 744 00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:05,209 -Just in case! 745 00:27:09,042 --> 00:27:10,709 ♪ You know you want to ♪ 746 00:27:11,125 --> 00:27:12,167 No! 747 00:27:17,626 --> 00:27:19,751 -Be safe! 748 00:27:17,626 --> 00:27:19,751 - The world is 749 00:27:17,626 --> 00:27:19,751 a happy place. 750 00:27:19,792 --> 00:27:21,709 Excuse me! No girl gets her door 751 00:27:21,751 --> 00:27:23,417 on her own fucking date! 752 00:27:23,459 --> 00:27:24,918 - It's my door to get! 753 00:27:23,459 --> 00:27:24,918 -Get the door! 754 00:27:24,959 --> 00:27:26,209 It's my door! 755 00:27:24,959 --> 00:27:26,209 You stay right here! 756 00:27:28,167 --> 00:27:29,500 Hello, sweet cheeks. 757 00:27:29,876 --> 00:27:32,959 -Hey! Is Kortney here? 758 00:27:29,876 --> 00:27:32,959 -Who? 759 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,792 I'm just kidding. 760 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,792 That little whore's right here. 761 00:27:37,542 --> 00:27:38,584 Oh... 762 00:27:40,209 --> 00:27:41,250 Hi! 763 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,209 Thanks. 764 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,751 Your server 765 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:53,751 will be right with you. 766 00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:55,792 -Enjoy your meal. 767 00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:55,792 -Thank you. 768 00:27:59,667 --> 00:28:01,042 This place is really nice! 769 00:28:02,876 --> 00:28:04,500 I guess I always 770 00:28:02,876 --> 00:28:04,500 sort of thought that 771 00:28:04,542 --> 00:28:07,209 first dates should be... 772 00:28:04,542 --> 00:28:07,209 special. 773 00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:09,584 You know, just in case. 774 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:13,250 Yeah. 775 00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:18,334 Ah, yeah. 776 00:28:24,292 --> 00:28:25,334 Is Luce here? 777 00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:27,292 She's upstairs. 778 00:28:37,751 --> 00:28:39,292 Martins? 779 00:28:39,334 --> 00:28:41,000 He took you 780 00:28:39,334 --> 00:28:41,000 to mother-fucking Martins? 781 00:28:41,042 --> 00:28:42,709 It's crazy, right? 782 00:28:42,751 --> 00:28:44,209 Who does this guy think he is? 783 00:28:42,751 --> 00:28:44,209 A goddamned Kennedy? 784 00:28:44,250 --> 00:28:45,667 This guy's the tits! 785 00:28:46,042 --> 00:28:47,876 Ladies, let's have a shot 786 00:28:46,042 --> 00:28:47,876 before everyone gets here. 787 00:28:47,918 --> 00:28:48,959 Or two. 788 00:28:49,250 --> 00:28:51,334 I want to get super weird today. 789 00:28:52,042 --> 00:28:53,209 You already are weird. 790 00:28:54,292 --> 00:28:55,417 Thanks. 791 00:28:56,626 --> 00:28:58,083 -There we go. 792 00:28:56,626 --> 00:28:58,083 -You're welcome! 793 00:28:58,834 --> 00:29:00,334 This literally has a pube in it. 794 00:29:00,792 --> 00:29:02,250 It's disgusting! 795 00:29:02,292 --> 00:29:07,000 ["Never Coming Down" 796 00:29:02,292 --> 00:29:07,000 by Midnight Riot] 797 00:29:15,334 --> 00:29:16,417 So, did you get any? 798 00:29:16,709 --> 00:29:18,125 -Any what? 799 00:29:16,709 --> 00:29:18,125 -Cut the shit. 800 00:29:18,167 --> 00:29:19,918 Tell me you broke that dick off! 801 00:29:20,209 --> 00:29:21,709 - Wait a minute. 802 00:29:20,209 --> 00:29:21,709 -Come on! 803 00:29:21,751 --> 00:29:23,334 I'll text you. 804 00:29:21,751 --> 00:29:23,334 What happened? 805 00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:25,042 I think Kort broke 806 00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:25,042 someone's dick off. 807 00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:27,667 -What? I want to hear! 808 00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:27,667 -Oh my god! 809 00:29:27,709 --> 00:29:29,626 Oh come on! Cough it up! 810 00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:31,042 We just kissed on the cheek. 811 00:29:31,083 --> 00:29:32,459 Fuck, yeah! 812 00:29:33,417 --> 00:29:35,167 Daniel, the lacrosse transfer. 813 00:29:35,209 --> 00:29:38,042 Wait, wait! 814 00:29:35,209 --> 00:29:38,042 The mancer from Maryland? 815 00:29:38,083 --> 00:29:39,584 They went on a date. 816 00:29:39,626 --> 00:29:42,083 -Would you stop? 817 00:29:39,626 --> 00:29:42,083 -Take it from the top. 818 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,292 Okay, okay, okay... Alright. 819 00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:49,500 We walk in, it's gorgeous! 820 00:29:49,542 --> 00:29:51,959 Like, there are all these 821 00:29:49,542 --> 00:29:51,959 pictures of DC on the wall, 822 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,209 like flappers and pictures 823 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,209 of the Potomac, 824 00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:57,167 and the hostess took us 825 00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:57,167 to our table, 826 00:29:57,209 --> 00:29:58,918 and we sat down, 827 00:29:59,626 --> 00:30:04,209 and we just started talking... 828 00:29:59,626 --> 00:30:04,209 I don't know! 829 00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:05,918 And that's when 830 00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:05,918 she's sucked his dick. 831 00:30:05,959 --> 00:30:07,000 Oh... 832 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,125 -In the restaurant? 833 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,125 - Ah ha! 834 00:30:10,459 --> 00:30:11,500 Just like Jackie O 835 00:30:10,459 --> 00:30:11,500 would have wanted! 836 00:30:15,959 --> 00:30:17,751 Allie, hurry up! 837 00:30:17,792 --> 00:30:19,751 You don't need make up. 838 00:30:17,792 --> 00:30:19,751 We're just going to study. 839 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,125 Oh my god! What happened to you? 840 00:30:26,375 --> 00:30:27,834 Oh yeah, I know, I'm fine. 841 00:30:27,876 --> 00:30:29,000 It's just I couldn't 842 00:30:27,876 --> 00:30:29,000 find a scarf. 843 00:30:29,834 --> 00:30:31,000 Is that a hickey? 844 00:30:31,334 --> 00:30:33,375 -Who did that to you? 845 00:30:31,334 --> 00:30:33,375 -I have no idea. 846 00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:36,042 I could have done it 847 00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:36,042 to myself for all I know. 848 00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:37,626 I got to go have brunch 849 00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:37,626 with my mum. 850 00:30:40,542 --> 00:30:41,584 What? 851 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,500 Hey, do you think 852 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,500 I should text Steven? 853 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:13,250 Hmm? 854 00:31:13,751 --> 00:31:17,000 Do you think 855 00:31:13,751 --> 00:31:17,000 I should text Steven? 856 00:31:18,292 --> 00:31:19,334 Why? 857 00:31:21,042 --> 00:31:23,250 Oh, because I want to. 858 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,542 I thought you said 859 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,542 he only texts you after 2am? 860 00:31:27,959 --> 00:31:29,459 Yeah, but... 861 00:31:30,751 --> 00:31:32,667 I feel like sometimes guys 862 00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:35,292 don't really know 863 00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:35,292 how to communicate-- 864 00:31:35,334 --> 00:31:37,667 Where are you going? 865 00:31:35,334 --> 00:31:37,667 I'm in the middle of a sentence! 866 00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:41,125 Kort! Don't you agree 867 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:42,918 like sometimes guys just don't 868 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:42,918 know how to communicate 869 00:31:42,959 --> 00:31:45,083 and they like need you 870 00:31:42,959 --> 00:31:45,083 to be the one to initiate? 871 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:47,083 'Cause we're just like putting 872 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:47,083 all this pressure on them 873 00:31:47,125 --> 00:31:48,584 to be the ones, but... 874 00:31:48,626 --> 00:31:50,000 maybe they need us 875 00:31:48,626 --> 00:31:50,000 to be the ones. 876 00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:52,042 And I just need to get creative 877 00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:52,042 and to let him know 878 00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:53,792 that it's cool to text me 879 00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:53,792 during the day. 880 00:31:54,876 --> 00:31:56,292 Kort, what are you looking for? 881 00:31:56,334 --> 00:31:58,459 -A book! 882 00:31:56,334 --> 00:31:58,459 -Oh my god! 883 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,667 I'm sorry. 884 00:31:58,500 --> 00:32:00,667 I have a classic tale in 15 885 00:32:00,709 --> 00:32:02,959 and I'm like oddly 886 00:32:00,709 --> 00:32:02,959 stressed about it. 887 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,334 Oh shit! 888 00:32:06,375 --> 00:32:07,792 Okay, so I feel like, 889 00:32:07,834 --> 00:32:09,167 first class, 890 00:32:07,834 --> 00:32:09,167 having a first date, 891 00:32:09,209 --> 00:32:10,751 is like really pivotal. 892 00:32:11,083 --> 00:32:12,167 Really? 893 00:32:12,209 --> 00:32:14,250 Yeah, I mean, I think... 894 00:32:14,292 --> 00:32:16,834 But yeah, I feel like now 895 00:32:14,292 --> 00:32:16,834 is the time to just like 896 00:32:16,876 --> 00:32:20,125 pump the brakes 897 00:32:16,876 --> 00:32:20,125 and start with the mind games. 898 00:32:20,167 --> 00:32:21,417 What mind games? 899 00:32:21,792 --> 00:32:23,167 Poker face! 900 00:32:23,459 --> 00:32:24,792 You don't like him. 901 00:32:25,626 --> 00:32:27,042 -I don't like him? 902 00:32:25,626 --> 00:32:27,042 - No! 903 00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,876 -Okay. 904 00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,876 -I don't see you. 905 00:32:28,918 --> 00:32:30,709 I'm winning, but you don't know. 906 00:32:30,751 --> 00:32:32,709 -Yeah. 907 00:32:30,751 --> 00:32:32,709 -I'm full royal flush, 908 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:35,584 and kings and queens, 909 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:35,584 and all those... 910 00:32:35,626 --> 00:32:37,000 You never played poker? 911 00:32:38,042 --> 00:32:39,500 I still feel weird. 912 00:32:39,542 --> 00:32:41,918 I mean, you feel awkward, 913 00:32:39,542 --> 00:32:41,918 which is normal, 914 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:46,000 because it's going to be 915 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:46,000 so awkward when you see it. 916 00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:48,250 Thanks. 917 00:33:10,834 --> 00:33:13,292 -Cool if I sit here? 918 00:33:10,834 --> 00:33:13,292 - If you want. 919 00:33:13,334 --> 00:33:15,209 Cool! 920 00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,542 What does it mean to you 921 00:33:15,250 --> 00:33:17,542 when I say "run like a girl"? 922 00:33:17,584 --> 00:33:19,876 It means run 923 00:33:17,584 --> 00:33:19,876 as fast as you can. 924 00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:26,542 Throw like a girl. 925 00:33:32,667 --> 00:33:34,918 So, do you think you just 926 00:33:32,667 --> 00:33:34,918 insulted your sister? 927 00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:36,334 No. 928 00:33:40,459 --> 00:33:46,709 Is "like a girl" 929 00:33:40,459 --> 00:33:46,709 a good thing? 930 00:34:00,292 --> 00:34:02,709 I feel like he's judging me. 931 00:34:02,751 --> 00:34:04,250 Hmm... He is! 932 00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:05,667 -I don't care. 933 00:34:07,042 --> 00:34:08,167 You know, sometimes 934 00:34:07,042 --> 00:34:08,167 it's kind of wild 935 00:34:08,209 --> 00:34:10,083 -to think about. 936 00:34:08,209 --> 00:34:10,083 -What? 937 00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:12,584 I don't know like all this. 938 00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:12,584 The Capitol, 939 00:34:12,626 --> 00:34:14,667 monuments, White House... 940 00:34:15,459 --> 00:34:17,042 all the huge decisions 941 00:34:15,459 --> 00:34:17,042 like they've made here 942 00:34:17,083 --> 00:34:19,334 while we're just worried 943 00:34:17,083 --> 00:34:19,334 about flipping cups 944 00:34:19,375 --> 00:34:21,125 and hooking up. 945 00:34:21,167 --> 00:34:22,626 You get dumb shit here too. 946 00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:29,876 So last year 947 00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:29,876 I spent every working day 948 00:34:29,918 --> 00:34:31,292 trying to figure out where... 949 00:34:31,709 --> 00:34:32,792 Hey! 950 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:35,000 What are you doing? 951 00:34:35,042 --> 00:34:37,334 Oh, I'm just getting a feel 952 00:34:35,042 --> 00:34:37,334 for the facts. 953 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,876 Apparently I do, 954 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,876 where a high school kid was... 955 00:34:39,918 --> 00:34:41,334 She has a nice voice. 956 00:34:41,375 --> 00:34:43,209 Yeah! Yeah, I like it too. 957 00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:47,292 -Hey, um, quick question? 958 00:34:45,209 --> 00:34:47,292 -Hmm. 959 00:34:47,334 --> 00:34:49,083 What do you think 960 00:34:47,334 --> 00:34:49,083 about Jay's testimony? 961 00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:51,083 I mean it seems 962 00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:51,083 pretty suspect, right? 963 00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:54,000 And this mister "S" guy, 964 00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:54,000 he's a real wild card, 965 00:34:54,042 --> 00:34:56,167 I mean who is he, 966 00:34:54,042 --> 00:34:56,167 where did he come from? 967 00:34:58,125 --> 00:35:00,292 I have no idea 968 00:34:58,125 --> 00:35:00,292 what you're talking about. 969 00:35:01,959 --> 00:35:03,334 But... uh... 970 00:35:04,334 --> 00:35:07,167 good luck... with this. 971 00:35:13,792 --> 00:35:15,709 - I don't know. 972 00:35:13,792 --> 00:35:15,709 - Come on! 973 00:35:15,959 --> 00:35:18,667 If you don't like it, 974 00:35:15,959 --> 00:35:18,667 if it hurts, we'll stop. 975 00:35:19,167 --> 00:35:20,375 Let's just try it. 976 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,167 Well, my siblings 977 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,167 all root for each other. 978 00:35:43,417 --> 00:35:46,125 My parents 979 00:35:43,417 --> 00:35:46,125 are still together and... 980 00:35:46,876 --> 00:35:49,209 unfortunately 981 00:35:46,876 --> 00:35:49,209 they still kiss in public... 982 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,959 And oh, I always had to have 983 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:53,959 the new gaming system, like... 984 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,375 right when they came out. 985 00:35:56,542 --> 00:35:58,250 -So you're a spoiled? 986 00:35:56,542 --> 00:35:58,250 -Oh god... 987 00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:00,918 I hate that word, but... yes. 988 00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:04,459 I like to think that 989 00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:04,459 I came from a good family. 990 00:36:06,417 --> 00:36:08,500 What about you? Are your... 991 00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:09,667 Are your parents happy? 992 00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:12,209 Yeah! They're happy it's just... 993 00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:14,000 not with each other. 994 00:36:14,626 --> 00:36:15,709 As simple as that? 995 00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:17,292 Yeah. 996 00:36:19,918 --> 00:36:21,083 Do you mind 997 00:36:19,918 --> 00:36:21,083 if I change the subject? 998 00:36:21,125 --> 00:36:22,375 Yes, please. 999 00:36:24,709 --> 00:36:27,000 Oh, hey, 1000 00:36:24,709 --> 00:36:27,000 what does Allie think of me? 1001 00:36:27,459 --> 00:36:29,375 Did I... pass the test? 1002 00:36:30,334 --> 00:36:31,918 I don't know. 1003 00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:33,250 We don't really talk 1004 00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:33,250 about you that much. 1005 00:36:40,959 --> 00:36:42,959 So stupid! 1006 00:36:43,751 --> 00:36:46,584 Oh, I'm famous, I'm pretty. 1007 00:36:46,626 --> 00:36:48,292 Oh, I'm married. 1008 00:36:48,334 --> 00:36:49,334 -Hey, Allie. 1009 00:36:48,334 --> 00:36:49,334 -Hey. 1010 00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:50,834 Whatever! Fuck you, Mom! 1011 00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:53,500 I know it's your money, 1012 00:36:51,083 --> 00:36:53,500 but it's my credit card. 1013 00:36:53,834 --> 00:36:55,292 It has my name on it. 1014 00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:59,500 Oh... Hello... 1015 00:37:08,751 --> 00:37:10,125 Hey, Kort... 1016 00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:18,667 Um... Will you date me? 1017 00:37:20,334 --> 00:37:23,959 [speech drown out 1018 00:37:20,334 --> 00:37:23,959 by louder music] 1019 00:37:32,292 --> 00:37:33,792 Okay, what are you thinking? 1020 00:37:35,918 --> 00:37:37,292 I'm thinking... 1021 00:37:48,542 --> 00:37:49,918 What the fuck is this? 1022 00:37:49,959 --> 00:37:51,834 - What? 1023 00:37:49,959 --> 00:37:51,834 -You're dating? 1024 00:37:52,584 --> 00:37:54,500 Are you fucking kidding me? 1025 00:37:54,876 --> 00:37:56,000 Hello. 1026 00:37:56,334 --> 00:37:57,375 Hi. 1027 00:37:58,209 --> 00:37:59,959 Kitchen! Yesterday! 1028 00:38:02,334 --> 00:38:03,375 Allie... 1029 00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:11,792 Were you not even going 1030 00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:11,792 to tell me about this? 1031 00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:13,125 What are you 1032 00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:13,125 talking about? 1033 00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:15,000 It just happened 1034 00:38:13,167 --> 00:38:15,000 ten minutes ago. 1035 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:21,042 I thought you'd be happy for me. 1036 00:38:23,292 --> 00:38:24,375 I am. 1037 00:38:28,167 --> 00:38:29,417 Seriously, I am. 1038 00:38:31,751 --> 00:38:34,000 Now, I want you to notice 1039 00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:38,792 both on the front end, 1040 00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:38,792 and on the back. 1041 00:38:39,542 --> 00:38:42,250 For example, 1042 00:38:39,542 --> 00:38:42,250 if the factory is operating 1043 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,751 at its optimal capacity, 1044 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,751 and there are zero bottlenecks, 1045 00:38:46,209 --> 00:38:47,834 everything should be fine, 1046 00:38:46,209 --> 00:38:47,834 right? 1047 00:38:49,459 --> 00:38:50,417 Wrong! 1048 00:38:50,459 --> 00:38:52,250 Because, even if 1049 00:38:52,542 --> 00:38:54,709 everything has been taken 1050 00:38:52,542 --> 00:38:54,709 care of on the front end, 1051 00:38:58,959 --> 00:39:01,500 Now, what am I talking about? 1052 00:38:58,959 --> 00:39:01,500 Daniel! 1053 00:39:03,959 --> 00:39:05,125 Um... 1054 00:39:09,375 --> 00:39:11,209 Exactly! Elaborate. 1055 00:39:13,209 --> 00:39:14,542 Um... 1056 00:39:17,417 --> 00:39:21,667 It's kind of like 1057 00:39:17,417 --> 00:39:21,667 when your factory, 1058 00:39:22,042 --> 00:39:23,417 it makes stuff, 1059 00:39:24,876 --> 00:39:26,584 but at the same time 1060 00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:33,542 enough other stuff to keep 1061 00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:33,542 all the machines happy. 1062 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,292 Right? 1063 00:39:41,250 --> 00:39:42,667 You're an idiot! 1064 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:46,751 Not as far off 1065 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:46,751 as you would think. 1066 00:39:47,209 --> 00:39:48,626 To the big board. 1067 00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:51,292 Huh! 1068 00:40:14,834 --> 00:40:18,167 Mmm, look at this little cup 1069 00:40:14,834 --> 00:40:18,167 of fuck pudding! 1070 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:20,751 Mmm... 1071 00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:23,417 I'd like to give you a tour 1072 00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:23,417 of this campus! 1073 00:40:24,417 --> 00:40:26,334 Are those jeans from Europe? 1074 00:40:26,918 --> 00:40:28,417 Just kidding, come back! 1075 00:40:41,959 --> 00:40:43,334 Who are you listening to? 1076 00:40:43,667 --> 00:40:44,792 Um... Nelly... 1077 00:40:46,083 --> 00:40:47,042 Furtado. 1078 00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:48,959 What? 1079 00:41:13,542 --> 00:41:15,292 Oh, this is cute! 1080 00:41:15,334 --> 00:41:17,542 -Do you want to try that on? 1081 00:41:15,334 --> 00:41:17,542 -Oh, no that's okay. 1082 00:41:17,584 --> 00:41:19,000 -Sure? 1083 00:41:17,584 --> 00:41:19,000 - Why not, come on! 1084 00:41:19,459 --> 00:41:20,500 It'll look good on you. 1085 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:23,959 Why don't you try something on? 1086 00:41:28,584 --> 00:41:31,042 I just... I don't think 1087 00:41:28,584 --> 00:41:31,042 it's sitting on me quite right. 1088 00:41:32,459 --> 00:41:34,209 I know something 1089 00:41:32,459 --> 00:41:34,209 that will sit on you! 1090 00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:36,626 -Honey, no! 1091 00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:36,626 -What? 1092 00:41:38,584 --> 00:41:39,626 It's legal now! 1093 00:41:54,876 --> 00:41:56,083 What are you doing? Stop! 1094 00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:57,459 I do not respond well to this. 1095 00:41:57,500 --> 00:41:59,334 What? 1096 00:41:59,375 --> 00:42:00,667 Come on, do it for me. 1097 00:42:00,918 --> 00:42:01,959 D-Man. 1098 00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:03,542 Who is D-Man? 1099 00:42:03,918 --> 00:42:05,876 -It's just what they 1100 00:42:03,918 --> 00:42:05,876 used to call me 1101 00:42:05,918 --> 00:42:07,584 back in the hood. 1102 00:42:08,709 --> 00:42:09,876 Give me the spoon! 1103 00:42:10,876 --> 00:42:12,375 I will take the spoon! 1104 00:42:12,417 --> 00:42:13,918 Come on, 1105 00:42:12,417 --> 00:42:13,918 that's not fun. 1106 00:42:13,959 --> 00:42:15,042 That's no fun. 1107 00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:17,000 Mmm... 1108 00:42:17,918 --> 00:42:19,209 It's so good! 1109 00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,709 -Go fuck yourself! 1110 00:42:34,834 --> 00:42:36,626 So, you've really never 1111 00:42:34,834 --> 00:42:36,626 played before? 1112 00:42:37,083 --> 00:42:38,167 Nope! 1113 00:42:41,584 --> 00:42:43,292 -Okay. 1114 00:42:41,584 --> 00:42:43,292 -What I'm doing right here 1115 00:42:43,334 --> 00:42:44,834 is called cradling. 1116 00:42:44,876 --> 00:42:46,083 -Okay. 1117 00:42:44,876 --> 00:42:46,083 -So, it's like as if you were, 1118 00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:47,584 -you know-- 1119 00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:47,584 -Cradling. 1120 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,959 I'm going to toss you 1121 00:42:49,500 --> 00:42:50,959 the ball now. 1122 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,834 So just kind of accept it 1123 00:42:52,876 --> 00:42:55,500 as opposed to trying to catch 1124 00:42:52,876 --> 00:42:55,500 it as if you're a statue. 1125 00:42:55,542 --> 00:42:57,125 -Okay. Like this? 1126 00:42:55,542 --> 00:42:57,125 - Right? 1127 00:42:57,167 --> 00:42:58,334 - Yes. 1128 00:42:57,167 --> 00:42:58,334 -Okay. 1129 00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:04,209 -I'm impressed! 1130 00:43:02,417 --> 00:43:04,209 -Beginner's luck! 1131 00:43:07,417 --> 00:43:08,500 take it back as-- 1132 00:43:11,292 --> 00:43:14,584 I... I got in 1133 00:43:11,292 --> 00:43:14,584 on a lacrosse scholarship! 1134 00:43:14,876 --> 00:43:16,292 -Hmm. 1135 00:43:14,876 --> 00:43:16,292 -Allie too. 1136 00:43:16,751 --> 00:43:18,417 So now 1137 00:43:16,751 --> 00:43:18,417 we have trust issues. 1138 00:43:18,459 --> 00:43:20,209 So, thank you for that! 1139 00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:43,626 So, why did you quit? 1140 00:43:44,417 --> 00:43:45,459 I don't know... 1141 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,959 I mean, I like lacrosse, 1142 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,959 it's just... 1143 00:43:50,626 --> 00:43:52,834 college sports 1144 00:43:50,626 --> 00:43:52,834 are a lot of work, you know? 1145 00:43:53,417 --> 00:43:55,459 I just don't know 1146 00:43:53,417 --> 00:43:55,459 if it's really worth it. 1147 00:43:57,459 --> 00:43:58,792 For me, at least. 1148 00:43:59,876 --> 00:44:01,334 But it got me into a school 1149 00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:02,709 I probably shouldn't 1150 00:44:01,375 --> 00:44:02,709 have gotten into. 1151 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,125 I knew it! 1152 00:44:05,709 --> 00:44:06,792 What? 1153 00:44:07,959 --> 00:44:09,167 I knew that you were dumb. 1154 00:44:09,209 --> 00:44:10,459 -I knew it! 1155 00:44:09,209 --> 00:44:10,459 -I'm dumb? 1156 00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:11,751 I just knew it! 1157 00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:13,500 Rude! 1158 00:44:14,459 --> 00:44:15,751 I'm joking. 1159 00:44:16,834 --> 00:44:17,959 What about Allie? 1160 00:44:18,209 --> 00:44:19,751 Did she just quit 1161 00:44:18,209 --> 00:44:19,751 because you quit? 1162 00:44:20,626 --> 00:44:22,542 To be fair, no. 1163 00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:29,667 I just think she's... lazy. 1164 00:44:37,626 --> 00:44:38,751 Hey, Pam! 1165 00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:39,876 Yeah? 1166 00:44:42,083 --> 00:44:44,000 Have you ever felt like... 1167 00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:46,459 you're happy for someone... 1168 00:44:47,834 --> 00:44:49,125 uh, you know, like... 1169 00:44:50,626 --> 00:44:52,250 like you're happy for someone... 1170 00:44:53,292 --> 00:44:55,209 I mean you're completely 1171 00:44:53,292 --> 00:44:55,209 happy for them, 1172 00:44:55,834 --> 00:44:57,209 but you're like... 1173 00:44:58,751 --> 00:44:59,792 want what they have... 1174 00:44:59,834 --> 00:45:01,584 Oh! Yeah! 1175 00:45:01,626 --> 00:45:03,918 I'm jealous 1176 00:45:01,626 --> 00:45:03,918 all the time! 1177 00:45:03,959 --> 00:45:05,417 -No! 1178 00:45:03,959 --> 00:45:05,417 -I mean I'm jealous of you 1179 00:45:05,459 --> 00:45:06,751 for being funnier than me. 1180 00:45:06,792 --> 00:45:08,626 And Kort for being prettier, 1181 00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:10,751 and Mary for eating less 1182 00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:10,751 than me at dinner. 1183 00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:13,709 And Luce for sexting 1184 00:45:10,792 --> 00:45:13,709 all the lacrosse guys, 1185 00:45:13,751 --> 00:45:15,751 even though I do find it 1186 00:45:13,751 --> 00:45:15,751 morally questionable, 1187 00:45:15,792 --> 00:45:18,334 slash, would secretly 1188 00:45:15,792 --> 00:45:18,334 do the same. 1189 00:45:18,918 --> 00:45:22,292 And Jen for saying 1190 00:45:18,918 --> 00:45:22,292 the shit that I think 1191 00:45:22,334 --> 00:45:24,250 but I'm actually 1192 00:45:22,334 --> 00:45:24,250 too scared to say. 1193 00:45:25,292 --> 00:45:26,375 Huh! 1194 00:45:27,959 --> 00:45:29,000 Why, what's up? 1195 00:45:30,584 --> 00:45:31,626 Nothing! 1196 00:45:34,459 --> 00:45:35,959 Okay, well... 1197 00:45:36,292 --> 00:45:37,959 I'm going to go do some laundry. 1198 00:45:39,125 --> 00:45:40,167 Bye. 1199 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,500 Hey, Allie! 1200 00:46:20,542 --> 00:46:22,667 Daniel and I are going to go 1201 00:46:20,542 --> 00:46:22,667 and catch a movie if you want-- 1202 00:46:33,292 --> 00:46:34,542 I'm so sorry. 1203 00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:37,209 Hey, Mar! 1204 00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:38,500 -Hey... um... 1205 00:46:37,250 --> 00:46:38,500 -What's going on? 1206 00:46:38,542 --> 00:46:40,500 Can I talk to you for a second? 1207 00:46:40,542 --> 00:46:41,626 Yeah? 1208 00:46:42,417 --> 00:46:43,667 Okay... um... 1209 00:46:45,083 --> 00:46:46,667 Daniel was in my dream 1210 00:46:45,083 --> 00:46:46,667 last night. 1211 00:46:48,542 --> 00:46:50,792 We were in South Carolina 1212 00:46:48,542 --> 00:46:50,792 eating Chick-fil-A, 1213 00:46:51,876 --> 00:46:53,459 even though it was a Sunday, 1214 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:56,417 and it started out slow, 1215 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:56,417 but by the end of it 1216 00:46:56,792 --> 00:46:59,209 he had me kind of over 1217 00:46:56,792 --> 00:46:59,209 the back of his Chevy 1218 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,500 and was raw dogging me, 1219 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,500 on the hood. 1220 00:47:03,542 --> 00:47:04,792 I'm really sorry. 1221 00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:08,209 Okay... 1222 00:47:09,542 --> 00:47:12,876 Thank you for... being honest. 1223 00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:19,375 What? 1224 00:47:39,334 --> 00:47:41,542 Oh, fancy seeing you here! 1225 00:47:42,751 --> 00:47:44,167 What's that supposed to mean? 1226 00:47:44,542 --> 00:47:45,584 Nothing, I just... 1227 00:47:48,584 --> 00:47:50,250 Crazy! 1228 00:47:50,292 --> 00:47:52,542 But... I think I have 1229 00:47:50,292 --> 00:47:52,542 something fun for us! 1230 00:47:53,751 --> 00:47:54,709 Oh yeah? 1231 00:47:55,209 --> 00:47:56,626 You want cheese on this, right? 1232 00:47:57,042 --> 00:47:58,959 Yes, please. 1233 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,500 Okay. So, Daniel's friend, 1234 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,500 also name is Daniel, actually, 1235 00:48:02,542 --> 00:48:06,584 is renting out the 1236 00:48:02,542 --> 00:48:06,584 for his birthday, 1237 00:48:02,542 --> 00:48:06,584 and he wants all of us to come. 1238 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,125 Are they going to be boys there? 1239 00:48:08,167 --> 00:48:09,542 Um... tons! 1240 00:48:09,918 --> 00:48:11,292 Okay, I'm listening. 1241 00:48:11,626 --> 00:48:15,083 Okay, so it's this Sunday, 1242 00:48:11,626 --> 00:48:15,083 nine o'clock. 1243 00:48:16,209 --> 00:48:18,417 I know, he's like one of those 1244 00:48:16,209 --> 00:48:18,417 has to celebrate his birthday 1245 00:48:18,459 --> 00:48:19,876 on his birthday types. 1246 00:48:19,918 --> 00:48:20,959 Eww! 1247 00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:25,083 Okay, well, can we do 1248 00:48:23,250 --> 00:48:25,083 a girl's day before? 1249 00:48:26,083 --> 00:48:28,417 Um... I actually told Daniel 1250 00:48:28,459 --> 00:48:30,751 I'd go to the Skins game 1251 00:48:28,459 --> 00:48:30,751 with him. 1252 00:48:31,626 --> 00:48:33,792 You're calling them 1253 00:48:31,626 --> 00:48:33,792 the Skins now? 1254 00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:39,459 Okay. Well, will you still 1255 00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:39,459 help me to get ready? 1256 00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:41,626 Duh! It's a one o'clock game. 1257 00:48:42,417 --> 00:48:43,459 Okay. 1258 00:48:48,459 --> 00:48:49,626 Do you think like... 1259 00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:54,125 I don't know, 1260 00:48:52,375 --> 00:48:54,125 do you think she likes him 1261 00:48:54,167 --> 00:48:55,167 more than me? 1262 00:48:57,792 --> 00:48:59,167 No, you're right, you're right! 1263 00:48:59,209 --> 00:49:00,209 That's stupid! 1264 00:49:01,334 --> 00:49:02,375 I just... 1265 00:49:02,834 --> 00:49:03,876 I don't know, I get... 1266 00:49:04,959 --> 00:49:06,584 I get self-conscious, 1267 00:49:04,959 --> 00:49:06,584 'cause like... 1268 00:49:08,459 --> 00:49:10,250 I feel like he's replacing me. 1269 00:49:11,834 --> 00:49:13,167 Do you think he is replacing me? 1270 00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:16,459 Come on, Will! 1271 00:49:16,876 --> 00:49:18,375 I've got to go! 1272 00:49:18,417 --> 00:49:21,584 What the fuck, 1273 00:49:18,417 --> 00:49:21,584 I was talking to him! 1274 00:49:23,876 --> 00:49:25,334 You don't even care! 1275 00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:30,959 Oh shit! 1276 00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:55,542 You want to see me? 1277 00:49:57,125 --> 00:50:02,542 At 11:30, aka 30 minutes ago, 1278 00:49:57,125 --> 00:50:02,542 and no, it's my job to see you, 1279 00:50:02,584 --> 00:50:04,250 by no means 1280 00:50:02,584 --> 00:50:04,250 do I want to be here. 1281 00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:05,334 Sit down! 1282 00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:14,876 So, it appears that 1283 00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:14,876 this being tardy thing 1284 00:50:15,417 --> 00:50:17,209 is becoming a bit of an issue. 1285 00:50:20,709 --> 00:50:23,459 who wrote, 1286 00:50:20,709 --> 00:50:23,459 "It's almost as though 1287 00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:25,334 she's trying to be late." 1288 00:50:27,292 --> 00:50:28,626 Do you have anything to say? 1289 00:50:30,876 --> 00:50:31,918 Uh-hm. 1290 00:50:32,459 --> 00:50:34,042 You do realize that 1291 00:50:34,083 --> 00:50:36,542 just as in life, 1292 00:50:34,083 --> 00:50:36,542 this type of behavior 1293 00:50:36,584 --> 00:50:37,918 does have consequences? 1294 00:50:39,834 --> 00:50:41,125 Yeah, I mean, I thought, 1295 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,834 I don't really 1296 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,834 don't have to go to class. 1297 00:50:47,083 --> 00:50:50,751 Well... you don't 1298 00:50:47,083 --> 00:50:50,751 have to do anything. 1299 00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:54,792 I don't have to... 1300 00:50:56,375 --> 00:50:57,751 mow my lawn. 1301 00:50:58,375 --> 00:50:59,375 But I do! 1302 00:51:00,292 --> 00:51:02,834 Because it keeps 1303 00:51:00,292 --> 00:51:02,834 my neighbors happy. 1304 00:51:03,918 --> 00:51:06,584 Was that... an innuendo? 1305 00:51:06,626 --> 00:51:09,959 The point is, 1306 00:51:06,626 --> 00:51:09,959 if you don't take action, 1307 00:51:10,792 --> 00:51:12,209 more often than not, 1308 00:51:12,542 --> 00:51:14,792 these things tend to 1309 00:51:12,542 --> 00:51:14,792 come back and bite you. 1310 00:51:16,167 --> 00:51:19,292 And... not in a good... 1311 00:51:19,792 --> 00:51:23,000 "Oh, that feels nice" 1312 00:51:19,792 --> 00:51:23,000 kind of way! 1313 00:51:25,375 --> 00:51:26,709 I think we're done here! 1314 00:51:27,542 --> 00:51:28,709 Oh, okay. 1315 00:51:32,083 --> 00:51:33,542 So, do you want to eat first, 1316 00:51:33,584 --> 00:51:34,959 or do you want 1317 00:51:33,584 --> 00:51:34,959 to grab food there? 1318 00:51:38,667 --> 00:51:40,751 Well I don't want 1319 00:51:38,667 --> 00:51:40,751 to really eat hotdogs, so... 1320 00:51:41,959 --> 00:51:43,083 Hold on one second. 1321 00:51:43,375 --> 00:51:45,042 What's up? 1322 00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:46,417 I'm just going to get 1323 00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:46,417 my nails done, but... 1324 00:51:46,459 --> 00:51:47,792 I wanted to say have fun 1325 00:51:46,459 --> 00:51:47,792 at the game. 1326 00:51:47,834 --> 00:51:49,334 Cool! Thanks. You too. 1327 00:51:49,626 --> 00:51:52,542 Um... Alright. See you later. 1328 00:51:53,375 --> 00:51:55,959 Sorry.... Yeah. 1329 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,334 Yeah, we can get Chinese. 1330 00:52:37,459 --> 00:52:38,834 You excited for tonight? 1331 00:52:39,375 --> 00:52:40,626 Yeah, I guess. 1332 00:52:43,042 --> 00:52:44,459 A little nervous, actually. 1333 00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:50,542 Allie, can I be frank? 1334 00:52:51,167 --> 00:52:52,250 Yeah. 1335 00:52:53,709 --> 00:52:54,959 You're a little boy crazy. 1336 00:52:55,709 --> 00:52:56,918 What? 1337 00:52:57,334 --> 00:52:59,292 You torture yourself 1338 00:52:57,334 --> 00:52:59,292 over all this shit, 1339 00:52:59,334 --> 00:53:00,918 and I really don't know why? 1340 00:53:01,584 --> 00:53:02,667 I mean... 1341 00:53:03,459 --> 00:53:07,000 sex, love, having a boyfriend, 1342 00:53:07,042 --> 00:53:08,792 it's... supposed to be fun. 1343 00:53:13,584 --> 00:53:14,834 I like the game! 1344 00:53:15,792 --> 00:53:17,334 I like to flirt, 1345 00:53:15,792 --> 00:53:17,334 I like the chase, 1346 00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:23,709 And maybe that's you, 1347 00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:23,709 maybe it's not, I don't know. 1348 00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:26,334 But, that's for you 1349 00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:26,334 to figure out. 1350 00:53:29,876 --> 00:53:32,500 Just don't live off 1351 00:53:29,876 --> 00:53:32,500 the world's ideals because 1352 00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:34,500 most of them 1353 00:53:32,542 --> 00:53:34,500 are just a bunch of bullshit. 1354 00:53:39,292 --> 00:53:41,083 There's no more 1355 00:53:39,292 --> 00:53:41,083 rule book, Allie. 1356 00:53:44,667 --> 00:53:46,125 Let's go with black. 1357 00:54:13,292 --> 00:54:14,876 Hey, Allie! 1358 00:54:15,709 --> 00:54:16,792 Hi. 1359 00:54:17,792 --> 00:54:19,083 Can I have one of those? 1360 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:25,209 Yep. Your usual. 1361 00:54:25,459 --> 00:54:28,876 And then, maybe one of those. 1362 00:54:30,209 --> 00:54:32,250 Ah, you're getting 1363 00:54:30,209 --> 00:54:32,250 adventurous on me. 1364 00:54:33,209 --> 00:54:35,417 Yep. Just gone crazy. 1365 00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:39,584 Don't tell me Jay was scared. 1366 00:54:37,042 --> 00:54:39,584 Don't tell me... 1367 00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:43,709 -Hey, is Kort around? 1368 00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:43,709 -Oh yeah, 1369 00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:43,709 I think she's in her room. 1370 00:54:43,751 --> 00:54:45,375 Okay. 1371 00:54:45,417 --> 00:54:46,667 We didn't have them 1372 00:54:45,417 --> 00:54:46,667 15 years ago. 1373 00:54:47,042 --> 00:54:48,292 And we still 1374 00:54:47,042 --> 00:54:48,292 don't have them now. 1375 00:54:49,209 --> 00:54:50,292 What? 1376 00:54:53,042 --> 00:54:54,250 Is this a joke? 1377 00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:58,500 Finish the GD story, sweetheart! 1378 00:55:01,918 --> 00:55:03,584 Who does this? 1379 00:55:03,626 --> 00:55:06,375 Dude, I'm sorry, 1380 00:55:03,626 --> 00:55:06,375 that pedicure took forever. 1381 00:55:06,417 --> 00:55:08,000 I'm just going to shower 1382 00:55:06,417 --> 00:55:08,000 really quick, 1383 00:55:08,042 --> 00:55:09,667 I swear I'm not even 1384 00:55:08,042 --> 00:55:09,667 going to masturbate. 1385 00:55:09,709 --> 00:55:11,250 Just kidding, no promises. 1386 00:55:14,918 --> 00:55:16,959 Whore, don't even act 1387 00:55:14,918 --> 00:55:16,959 that you're not impressed, 1388 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,125 I was less than five minutes. 1389 00:55:19,709 --> 00:55:21,500 Okay, okay, so I'm thinking 1390 00:55:19,709 --> 00:55:21,500 about going 1391 00:55:21,542 --> 00:55:23,000 super scandalous tonight, 1392 00:55:23,042 --> 00:55:24,083 I'm going to let 1393 00:55:23,042 --> 00:55:24,083 these ass cheeks 1394 00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:25,667 leak out a little bit. 1395 00:55:25,709 --> 00:55:27,209 Whatever, just tell me 1396 00:55:25,709 --> 00:55:27,209 what you think. 1397 00:55:28,751 --> 00:55:29,667 Oh! 1398 00:55:34,834 --> 00:55:36,792 ♪ I get so excited ♪ 1399 00:55:39,042 --> 00:55:41,417 Guys, dudes, let her chose! 1400 00:55:39,042 --> 00:55:41,417 Let her chose! 1401 00:55:41,459 --> 00:55:42,959 I don't care if she's your babe. 1402 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,918 -There's no easy buckets. 1403 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,918 -No easy buckets. 1404 00:55:44,959 --> 00:55:46,459 -No easy buckets! 1405 00:55:44,959 --> 00:55:46,459 -Uh-uh. 1406 00:55:46,709 --> 00:55:48,584 Kort, could you please 1407 00:55:46,709 --> 00:55:48,584 shut these guys up? 1408 00:55:49,834 --> 00:55:51,667 Yeah, bring it, bring it! 1409 00:55:57,292 --> 00:55:58,375 Bro! 1410 00:56:01,667 --> 00:56:05,417 You know, I definitely 1411 00:56:01,667 --> 00:56:05,417 prefer wine over beer. 1412 00:56:06,209 --> 00:56:07,751 It just makes me feel more... 1413 00:56:08,667 --> 00:56:10,125 more like a lady! 1414 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,792 You know, more sophisticated. 1415 00:56:15,584 --> 00:56:17,167 Kind of... 1416 00:56:17,209 --> 00:56:19,959 I read a study that says 1417 00:56:17,209 --> 00:56:19,959 it's rich in probiotics. 1418 00:56:21,250 --> 00:56:22,959 Plus it helps me get fucked up. 1419 00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:25,626 Cheers to that. 1420 00:56:32,375 --> 00:56:33,709 Does my hair look all right? 1421 00:56:34,709 --> 00:56:36,042 Yeah, solid! 1422 00:56:36,292 --> 00:56:38,167 Nice! 1423 00:56:36,292 --> 00:56:38,167 I just switched products, so... 1424 00:56:45,626 --> 00:56:47,626 Allie, what's the deal, 1425 00:56:45,626 --> 00:56:47,626 why aren't you dressed? 1426 00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:49,042 Yeah, I'm fine. 1427 00:56:50,417 --> 00:56:51,918 Oh I'm just... Um... 1428 00:56:52,209 --> 00:56:54,167 waiting for Kort, 1429 00:56:52,209 --> 00:56:54,167 because I told her 1430 00:56:54,209 --> 00:56:55,751 that I would help her 1431 00:56:54,209 --> 00:56:55,751 get dressed. 1432 00:56:56,292 --> 00:56:57,459 You know how we do. 1433 00:56:58,417 --> 00:56:59,626 Hmm! 1434 00:56:59,667 --> 00:57:02,083 Oh, shit! 1435 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,959 I totally forgot to relay. 1436 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,959 Okay, so I talked to Kort, 1437 00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:12,209 beer pong tournament 1438 00:57:09,125 --> 00:57:12,209 thingy with Daniel, 1439 00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:14,375 at a completely 1440 00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:14,375 different location. 1441 00:57:14,417 --> 00:57:16,584 So, she's just going 1442 00:57:14,417 --> 00:57:16,584 to have to meet at the party. 1443 00:57:21,042 --> 00:57:23,459 Give me that fucking wine. 1444 00:57:47,876 --> 00:57:48,959 Sorry. 1445 00:57:53,709 --> 00:57:54,834 Hi! 1446 00:58:14,876 --> 00:58:16,209 Thank you. 1447 00:58:19,250 --> 00:58:20,709 What the fuck are you doing? 1448 00:58:20,751 --> 00:58:22,167 What do you mean, 1449 00:58:20,751 --> 00:58:22,167 what are you doing? 1450 00:58:22,209 --> 00:58:23,292 You should not be drinking 1451 00:58:22,209 --> 00:58:23,292 any more, 1452 00:58:23,334 --> 00:58:25,083 and you have to hold-- 1453 00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:26,834 What? I look great, 1454 00:58:25,125 --> 00:58:26,834 it's like a dress basically. 1455 00:58:26,876 --> 00:58:28,083 Thank you so much. 1456 00:58:28,792 --> 00:58:30,918 You so don't need that! 1457 00:58:31,417 --> 00:58:32,918 I'm sorry, Luce, 1458 00:58:32,959 --> 00:58:34,250 I don't remember asking 1459 00:58:32,959 --> 00:58:34,250 you what I need. 1460 00:58:35,292 --> 00:58:37,250 Allie, maybe we should 1461 00:58:35,292 --> 00:58:37,250 take you home. 1462 00:58:38,876 --> 00:58:40,083 Thank you, they'll pay. 1463 00:58:41,167 --> 00:58:42,918 I'll have a glass of Pinot. 1464 00:58:52,667 --> 00:58:54,334 -Oh, hey, Kort! 1465 00:58:52,667 --> 00:58:54,334 - Hey! Hey! 1466 00:58:54,375 --> 00:58:55,375 How was the game? 1467 00:58:56,542 --> 00:58:57,751 - It was really fun. 1468 00:58:56,542 --> 00:58:57,751 -Really, was it? 1469 00:58:58,375 --> 00:58:59,918 Yeah! Yeah, it was really fun! 1470 00:58:59,959 --> 00:59:02,125 Oh, and how was 1471 00:58:59,959 --> 00:59:02,125 the beer pong tournament? 1472 00:59:02,667 --> 00:59:04,000 It was really fun, Allie. 1473 00:59:04,042 --> 00:59:05,250 -It was? 1474 00:59:04,042 --> 00:59:05,250 - Yeah! 1475 00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:06,959 -Was it great? 1476 00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:06,959 -Yeah. 1477 00:59:07,334 --> 00:59:09,375 That's great, 1478 00:59:07,334 --> 00:59:09,375 I'm so happy for you. 1479 00:59:10,167 --> 00:59:12,125 And did you have a good time, 1480 00:59:10,167 --> 00:59:12,125 Danny Boy? 1481 00:59:12,459 --> 00:59:14,792 -Yeah, it was a fine time. 1482 00:59:12,459 --> 00:59:14,792 -You did? 1483 00:59:14,834 --> 00:59:17,667 Hey, guess what? 1484 00:59:14,834 --> 00:59:17,667 I like to have a good time too. 1485 00:59:18,417 --> 00:59:19,792 I'll suck your dick 1486 00:59:18,417 --> 00:59:19,792 for a dollar. 1487 00:59:19,834 --> 00:59:21,250 -Allie! 1488 00:59:19,834 --> 00:59:21,250 - What? 1489 00:59:21,667 --> 00:59:23,667 -She's kidding. 1490 00:59:21,667 --> 00:59:23,667 -Yeah, I'm kidding. 1491 00:59:23,709 --> 00:59:25,125 I'll do it for free. 1492 00:59:25,167 --> 00:59:26,709 What the fuck 1493 00:59:25,167 --> 00:59:26,709 is your problem? 1494 00:59:26,751 --> 00:59:28,542 What's my problem? 1495 00:59:26,751 --> 00:59:28,542 What's your problem? 1496 00:59:28,584 --> 00:59:30,959 You just give everything up 1497 00:59:28,584 --> 00:59:30,959 for some guy 1498 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,584 you met two months ago! 1499 00:59:32,626 --> 00:59:34,125 You just said you were going 1500 00:59:32,626 --> 00:59:34,125 to blow him! 1501 00:59:34,167 --> 00:59:35,792 Yeah, I was just trying 1502 00:59:34,167 --> 00:59:35,792 to get in on the fun. 1503 00:59:35,834 --> 00:59:37,542 He's my fucking boyfriend, 1504 00:59:35,834 --> 00:59:37,542 Allie! 1505 00:59:40,209 --> 00:59:43,000 He's your only friend... Kort! 1506 00:59:45,667 --> 00:59:47,000 Fuck you! 1507 00:59:49,250 --> 00:59:50,542 Phil, can I get a dollar? 1508 00:59:57,918 --> 00:59:58,959 Hey, Allie! 1509 00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:01,125 Allie! 1510 01:00:01,167 --> 01:00:03,209 I just want to let you know, 1511 01:00:01,167 --> 01:00:03,209 it's not my fault 1512 01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:04,751 you went off the reservation 1513 01:00:04,792 --> 01:00:06,083 and stopped taking care 1514 01:00:04,792 --> 01:00:06,083 of yourself. 1515 01:00:06,751 --> 01:00:08,334 It's not my fault 1516 01:00:06,751 --> 01:00:08,334 you're a vain whore, 1517 01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:10,375 who replaced me 1518 01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:10,375 with Captain America. 1519 01:00:10,417 --> 01:00:11,959 Don't give me bullshit, 1520 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,459 because I can get a guy 1521 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:13,459 and you can't. 1522 01:00:13,834 --> 01:00:16,584 You sleep all day. 1523 01:00:13,834 --> 01:00:16,584 You don't study for anything. 1524 01:00:16,626 --> 01:00:18,918 You don't push yourself 1525 01:00:16,626 --> 01:00:18,918 to do anything. 1526 01:00:19,209 --> 01:00:21,000 You're just a selfish dick 1527 01:00:21,042 --> 01:00:22,834 who expects the whole world 1528 01:00:21,042 --> 01:00:22,834 to fall into your lap. 1529 01:00:23,375 --> 01:00:25,083 Thanks, Kort! 1530 01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:27,167 No, don't do that. 1531 01:00:25,125 --> 01:00:27,167 Take some fucking responsibility 1532 01:00:27,209 --> 01:00:28,709 for once in your life! God! 1533 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:30,959 This is why I'm not going 1534 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:30,959 abroad with you. 1535 01:00:35,542 --> 01:00:37,667 Perfect, well I'll just be 1536 01:00:35,542 --> 01:00:37,667 in Great Britain 1537 01:00:37,709 --> 01:00:39,125 getting bukkaked, 1538 01:00:39,167 --> 01:00:40,876 and you'll be here 1539 01:00:39,167 --> 01:00:40,876 dating Daniel. 1540 01:00:41,584 --> 01:00:43,125 -Great! 1541 01:00:41,584 --> 01:00:43,125 -Awesome! 1542 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,083 What's bukkaked? 1543 01:00:46,584 --> 01:00:49,125 Um... when a man and woman 1544 01:00:46,584 --> 01:00:49,125 love each other, 1545 01:00:49,626 --> 01:00:51,417 a man invites 1546 01:00:49,626 --> 01:00:51,417 all of his friends over... 1547 01:00:51,751 --> 01:00:52,959 You know what? 1548 01:00:53,709 --> 01:00:55,876 Kort told me what happened, 1549 01:00:53,709 --> 01:00:55,876 and don't worry! 1550 01:00:55,918 --> 01:00:57,709 A lot of guys 1551 01:00:55,918 --> 01:00:57,709 can't get their dicks hard, 1552 01:00:58,334 --> 01:01:00,000 when they're fucking 40! 1553 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:13,167 Daniel, 1554 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:13,167 what's she talking about? 1555 01:01:30,083 --> 01:01:31,167 Uh oh! 1556 01:01:31,918 --> 01:01:33,334 Is she wearing a towel? 1557 01:03:00,375 --> 01:03:01,918 Where the fuck have you been? 1558 01:03:02,167 --> 01:03:03,209 Trash. 1559 01:03:04,459 --> 01:03:06,167 -What? 1560 01:03:04,459 --> 01:03:06,167 - In the trash. 1561 01:03:07,751 --> 01:03:08,876 Who was that? 1562 01:03:09,334 --> 01:03:10,542 I have no idea. 1563 01:03:11,792 --> 01:03:13,375 No, I mean, it was Allie, but... 1564 01:03:13,417 --> 01:03:14,834 She looks like shit! 1565 01:03:21,167 --> 01:03:22,209 Kort? 1566 01:03:24,459 --> 01:03:25,542 Kort! 1567 01:03:28,792 --> 01:03:29,959 Is she in there? 1568 01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:32,626 Yeah, she's in there. 1569 01:05:41,125 --> 01:05:42,209 Oh! 1570 01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:39,375 Fucking yoga bitches! 1571 01:07:01,792 --> 01:07:02,834 Fuck! 1572 01:07:03,626 --> 01:07:05,042 Fuck, it's hard! 1573 01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:10,042 Oh god! 1574 01:07:17,459 --> 01:07:18,876 This isn't a bad pace! 1575 01:07:21,292 --> 01:07:23,375 Not a bad place at all! 1576 01:07:40,417 --> 01:07:42,000 And so, as managers, 1577 01:07:42,042 --> 01:07:44,000 the problem 1578 01:07:42,042 --> 01:07:44,000 we're left to solve is, 1579 01:07:44,792 --> 01:07:47,334 how do we repair 1580 01:07:44,792 --> 01:07:47,334 our system's flaws? 1581 01:07:47,375 --> 01:07:49,209 -So as to return to a point... 1582 01:07:49,459 --> 01:07:51,250 as closer to optimal 1583 01:07:51,959 --> 01:07:53,959 while still living with 1584 01:07:51,959 --> 01:07:53,959 the fact that optimal 1585 01:07:54,584 --> 01:07:56,292 doesn't necessarily 1586 01:07:54,584 --> 01:07:56,292 mean perfect. 1587 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,584 You see, we're not just 1588 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:02,584 in a theoretics class here, 1589 01:08:03,417 --> 01:08:06,167 where we bank on stand-alone 1590 01:08:03,417 --> 01:08:06,167 principles in a vacuum. 1591 01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:10,751 We're dealing with real issues 1592 01:08:07,792 --> 01:08:10,751 in the real world. 1593 01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:13,334 -You got to see this, man! 1594 01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:13,334 -Awesome, man! 1595 01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:13,334 Alright, I'll see you. 1596 01:08:18,876 --> 01:08:20,709 Are you fucking kidding me? 1597 01:08:20,959 --> 01:08:22,667 Do you know 1598 01:08:20,959 --> 01:08:22,667 who you're talking to? 1599 01:08:22,709 --> 01:08:24,667 I'm the Dean of goddamn 1600 01:08:22,709 --> 01:08:24,667 students, sweetheart! 1601 01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:29,042 -Oh my god, I'm so sorry. 1602 01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:29,042 -It's too late! You're expelled! 1603 01:08:31,375 --> 01:08:32,792 Just kidding! 1604 01:08:32,834 --> 01:08:34,250 I don't have the power 1605 01:08:32,834 --> 01:08:34,250 to do that 1606 01:09:05,459 --> 01:09:09,292 Hey... I just need you 1607 01:09:05,459 --> 01:09:09,292 to listen to me for one second. 1608 01:09:10,083 --> 01:09:11,500 Hear me out, baby girl. 1609 01:10:01,459 --> 01:10:02,584 Okay. 1610 01:10:05,334 --> 01:10:06,751 Everything okay? 1611 01:10:06,792 --> 01:10:08,000 -Huh? 1612 01:10:06,792 --> 01:10:08,000 -Yeah, everything's great. 1613 01:10:08,250 --> 01:10:10,000 What are you making? 1614 01:10:10,042 --> 01:10:11,500 I'm not really sure, 1615 01:10:10,042 --> 01:10:11,500 but I feel really cool 1616 01:10:11,542 --> 01:10:13,292 because I measured 1617 01:10:11,542 --> 01:10:13,292 a bunch of shit, 1618 01:10:13,334 --> 01:10:14,876 and I got to mince something 1619 01:10:13,334 --> 01:10:14,876 for the first time. 1620 01:10:14,918 --> 01:10:16,042 Oh, do you want help? 1621 01:10:16,083 --> 01:10:18,167 Uh-uh! No way, I got this. 1622 01:10:18,459 --> 01:10:20,459 Fucking son of a mother-fucker! 1623 01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:21,751 That's so hot! 1624 01:10:22,709 --> 01:10:23,918 All right. 1625 01:10:26,792 --> 01:10:28,500 I have my phone if you need me. 1626 01:10:28,876 --> 01:10:29,959 Thank you. 1627 01:10:53,042 --> 01:10:54,792 Shh... 1628 01:10:55,709 --> 01:10:56,751 Say no more. 1629 01:10:57,125 --> 01:10:58,459 I didn't say anything. 1630 01:11:07,459 --> 01:11:09,542 Okay, you're good, you're good! 1631 01:11:10,250 --> 01:11:11,375 I got you! 1632 01:11:14,083 --> 01:11:16,792 -You know I can't see, right? 1633 01:11:14,083 --> 01:11:16,792 -I know, I've got you. 1634 01:11:23,834 --> 01:11:24,918 Hey! 1635 01:11:38,042 --> 01:11:39,209 Oh, I'll let you two be. 1636 01:11:39,751 --> 01:11:42,000 Actually, I prepared something. 1637 01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:48,292 Daniel, this first part 1638 01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:48,292 is for you. 1639 01:11:48,834 --> 01:11:50,667 My apologies for the other night 1640 01:11:50,709 --> 01:11:52,584 when I offered to fellate you, 1641 01:11:52,959 --> 01:11:55,500 and also for the things 1642 01:11:52,959 --> 01:11:55,500 I said about your dick, 1643 01:11:55,542 --> 01:11:56,751 and it's limpness. 1644 01:11:58,459 --> 01:12:00,375 That was both 1645 01:11:58,459 --> 01:12:00,375 rudely inappropriate, 1646 01:12:00,417 --> 01:12:02,083 and a pretty dumb thing to do. 1647 01:12:03,709 --> 01:12:06,125 And now, Kort, 1648 01:12:03,709 --> 01:12:06,125 this second part is for you. 1649 01:12:07,042 --> 01:12:08,709 My apologies for the other night 1650 01:12:08,751 --> 01:12:10,918 when I offered to fellate 1651 01:12:08,751 --> 01:12:10,918 your boyfriend Daniel, 1652 01:12:11,250 --> 01:12:12,751 previously mentioned 1653 01:12:12,792 --> 01:12:14,667 in the first part 1654 01:12:12,792 --> 01:12:14,667 of the speech, and also-- 1655 01:12:14,709 --> 01:12:16,250 -Allie! 1656 01:12:14,709 --> 01:12:16,250 -...this dinner-- 1657 01:12:16,292 --> 01:12:17,375 We get it! 1658 01:12:18,918 --> 01:12:21,834 Okay, the point is, I'm sorry. 1659 01:12:22,209 --> 01:12:23,292 Truly! 1660 01:12:23,792 --> 01:12:26,417 It was all... 1661 01:12:23,792 --> 01:12:26,417 very unbecoming of me. 1662 01:12:31,167 --> 01:12:33,751 Oh! Thank you for your time. 1663 01:12:44,042 --> 01:12:45,209 I love you! 1664 01:12:47,083 --> 01:12:49,292 Allie told me that 1665 01:12:47,083 --> 01:12:49,292 if I didn't say that she'd... 1666 01:12:50,751 --> 01:12:53,709 shank me and make it seem like 1667 01:12:50,751 --> 01:12:53,709 it was an accident. 1668 01:12:54,375 --> 01:12:55,709 Jesus! 1669 01:12:57,959 --> 01:12:59,125 I'm sorry. 1670 01:13:00,834 --> 01:13:02,500 I hope I didn't ruin this? 1671 01:13:03,083 --> 01:13:04,584 No, you didn't. 1672 01:13:10,626 --> 01:13:12,751 It's supposed 1673 01:13:10,626 --> 01:13:12,751 to be chicken, but... 1674 01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:14,667 But it's a liquid though, 1675 01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:14,667 I don't understand it. 1676 01:13:14,709 --> 01:13:17,042 If you skim it off the top 1677 01:13:14,709 --> 01:13:17,042 it's not as bad. 1678 01:13:17,792 --> 01:13:18,918 Hey, guys. 1679 01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:20,667 -Hey! 1680 01:13:18,959 --> 01:13:20,667 -How is it? 1681 01:13:22,584 --> 01:13:25,667 - Um... 1682 01:13:22,584 --> 01:13:25,667 -It's um... 1683 01:13:25,709 --> 01:13:27,250 It's fucking horrible, isn't it? 1684 01:13:28,042 --> 01:13:29,792 It's really not very good, 1685 01:13:28,042 --> 01:13:29,792 Allie. 1686 01:13:30,959 --> 01:13:32,459 Daniel, any thoughts? 1687 01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:34,334 I mean it's not bad, 1688 01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:34,334 but um... 1689 01:13:35,876 --> 01:13:39,959 It... it's just tough to chew 1690 01:13:35,876 --> 01:13:39,959 and... swallow. 1691 01:13:44,209 --> 01:13:45,959 Yeah, I kind of saw this coming. 1692 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,083 Yes! Real food! 1693 01:13:52,292 --> 01:13:53,959 Do you mind 1694 01:13:52,292 --> 01:13:53,959 if I have a sip of this? 1695 01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,542 So are you going to hold this 1696 01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,542 over my head forever? 1697 01:14:00,083 --> 01:14:02,751 I don't know! 1698 01:14:00,083 --> 01:14:02,751 I just might though. 1699 01:14:02,792 --> 01:14:04,584 Would make up sex help? 1700 01:14:06,125 --> 01:14:07,542 Is that all you girls 1701 01:14:06,125 --> 01:14:07,542 think about? 1702 01:14:07,584 --> 01:14:09,250 -Mmm. 1703 01:14:07,584 --> 01:14:09,250 - It is, isn't it? 1704 01:14:09,292 --> 01:14:11,751 -What, it's been like a week! 1705 01:14:09,292 --> 01:14:11,751 - Really! 1706 01:14:14,125 --> 01:14:15,542 What? Are you not going to help? 1707 01:14:17,209 --> 01:14:19,334 Um... She... 1708 01:14:19,751 --> 01:14:21,500 She handcuffed me to the table! 1709 01:14:21,542 --> 01:14:23,375 - Oh my god! 1710 01:14:21,542 --> 01:14:23,375 - Yeah! 1711 01:14:40,918 --> 01:14:42,500 So, how's it going out there? 1712 01:14:43,834 --> 01:14:45,375 Looks like it's going well! 1713 01:14:45,876 --> 01:14:48,125 I mean... not that I'm watching! 1714 01:14:48,167 --> 01:14:49,834 I'm not! I'm just... 1715 01:14:49,876 --> 01:14:51,209 From the few glances 1716 01:14:49,876 --> 01:14:51,209 that I've stolen, it... 1717 01:14:51,792 --> 01:14:52,876 Looks like it's going well! 1718 01:14:54,375 --> 01:14:56,209 And I only saw those glances 1719 01:14:56,250 --> 01:15:00,209 because I want to keep 1720 01:14:56,250 --> 01:15:00,209 the standard of service high. 1721 01:15:00,834 --> 01:15:01,792 Sure. 1722 01:15:03,042 --> 01:15:05,000 - Yeah, it's going well! 1723 01:15:03,042 --> 01:15:05,000 -Good. 1724 01:15:05,417 --> 01:15:06,459 I like him. 1725 01:15:07,667 --> 01:15:08,751 Yeah... 1726 01:15:10,167 --> 01:15:11,334 Me too. 1727 01:15:12,375 --> 01:15:13,792 So why did you act like that? 1728 01:15:16,959 --> 01:15:19,751 I... don't know, 1729 01:15:16,959 --> 01:15:19,751 I guess it was just... 1730 01:15:20,459 --> 01:15:22,709 more fun when we 1731 01:15:20,459 --> 01:15:22,709 were chasing them together, 1732 01:15:22,751 --> 01:15:25,167 than when you 1733 01:15:22,751 --> 01:15:25,167 were dating him alone. 1734 01:15:26,125 --> 01:15:28,042 Yeah, I guess 1735 01:15:26,125 --> 01:15:28,042 I wasn't the best... 1736 01:15:28,083 --> 01:15:29,417 best friend, was I? 1737 01:15:30,542 --> 01:15:32,626 I kind of got caught up 1738 01:15:30,542 --> 01:15:32,626 there for a while. 1739 01:15:37,709 --> 01:15:39,042 Hey um... 1740 01:15:40,167 --> 01:15:42,042 You didn't mean 1741 01:15:40,167 --> 01:15:42,042 that abroad thing, did you? 1742 01:15:44,959 --> 01:15:46,500 Yeah... I did. 1743 01:15:47,876 --> 01:15:49,959 I mean, 1744 01:15:47,876 --> 01:15:49,959 not for those reasons but... 1745 01:15:51,042 --> 01:15:52,709 I never really wanted to go. 1746 01:15:53,876 --> 01:15:54,918 Okay. 1747 01:15:59,584 --> 01:16:01,209 Can I give you some good news? 1748 01:16:02,459 --> 01:16:04,542 Yes, now would be a good time. 1749 01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:07,751 He has a friend 1750 01:16:06,125 --> 01:16:07,751 that thinks you're hot. 1751 01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:11,709 Proceed. 1752 01:16:11,751 --> 01:16:14,209 Apparently, he thinks 1753 01:16:11,751 --> 01:16:14,209 you have a nice ass! 1754 01:16:14,250 --> 01:16:15,209 This ass? 1755 01:16:15,250 --> 01:16:16,918 That ass! 1756 01:16:18,209 --> 01:16:19,626 Okay, I'll take it! 1757 01:16:20,083 --> 01:16:21,792 He wants to take you 1758 01:16:20,083 --> 01:16:21,792 out for a drink. 1759 01:16:21,834 --> 01:16:23,334 -Shut the fuck up! 1760 01:16:23,375 --> 01:16:24,792 Oh my god! 1761 01:16:24,834 --> 01:16:25,959 Whatever. 1762 01:16:24,834 --> 01:16:25,959 I did that to be dramatic! 1763 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,334 I fucking hate that plate! 1764 01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:29,959 Tell me what 1765 01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:29,959 we are working with? 1766 01:16:33,375 --> 01:16:35,292 You look good! 1767 01:16:35,334 --> 01:16:37,417 - Stop that! 1768 01:16:35,334 --> 01:16:37,417 -How do you feel? 1769 01:16:38,584 --> 01:16:40,334 I feel good. I do. 1770 01:16:41,542 --> 01:16:42,959 I'm a little nervous though. 1771 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,292 You can be nervous. 1772 01:16:44,542 --> 01:16:45,918 You're just not allowed 1773 01:16:44,542 --> 01:16:45,918 to fuck him! 1774 01:16:46,751 --> 01:16:48,292 Does that rule still stand? 1775 01:16:48,334 --> 01:16:50,083 - Yes! 1776 01:16:48,334 --> 01:16:50,083 -Like a 100%? 1777 01:16:50,125 --> 01:16:51,375 Yes, you slut! 1778 01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:53,667 Great! 1779 01:16:55,876 --> 01:16:57,042 The dress looks good too. 1780 01:16:57,083 --> 01:16:59,250 Really? 1781 01:16:59,751 --> 01:17:02,459 I don't know, kind of feel 1782 01:16:59,751 --> 01:17:02,459 like I'm made for these things. 1783 01:17:05,918 --> 01:17:07,459 - Alright, perfume? 1784 01:17:05,918 --> 01:17:07,459 - Check! 1785 01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:08,751 - ID? 1786 01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:08,751 - Check! 1787 01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:09,834 And...? 1788 01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:11,834 It's the first date! 1789 01:17:11,876 --> 01:17:13,167 I'm just asking! 1790 01:17:13,626 --> 01:17:14,751 I trimmed! 1791 01:17:15,125 --> 01:17:16,542 Daniel, thoughts? 1792 01:17:18,709 --> 01:17:19,751 Gorgeous! 1793 01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:23,209 -It's very sweet of you D-Mac. 1794 01:17:26,083 --> 01:17:27,292 Okay. Go on. 1795 01:17:27,834 --> 01:17:29,542 I... oh, bye! 1796 01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:51,876 ["The Day I Died" 1797 01:17:47,125 --> 01:17:51,876 by Alex Winston] 1798 01:18:11,626 --> 01:18:12,834 Can I help you? 1799 01:18:13,417 --> 01:18:14,876 Huh? 1800 01:18:14,918 --> 01:18:15,792 Are you looking 1801 01:18:14,918 --> 01:18:15,792 for someone? 1802 01:18:15,834 --> 01:18:17,918 Oh! No. 1803 01:18:20,292 --> 01:18:21,792 I'm okay! 1804 01:22:05,876 --> 01:22:08,834 Oh, would you look 1805 01:22:05,876 --> 01:22:08,834 at the slice of apple pie! 1806 01:22:08,876 --> 01:22:10,375 Come over here, cutie! 1807 01:22:10,876 --> 01:22:12,334 What's up, little boo? 1808 01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:13,834 I'd like to give you 1809 01:22:12,375 --> 01:22:13,834 a tour of this... 1810 01:22:14,417 --> 01:22:15,876 This camp-pus... 1811 01:22:17,542 --> 01:22:19,334 You ever seen Mystic River? 1812 01:22:23,292 --> 01:22:24,751 Little Sean Penn wannabe! 107054

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