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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:52,500 Ladies and gentlemen, 2 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:58,000 please welcome on stage Mr Nice himself, Howard Marks. 3 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,600 Thank you. 4 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:12,400 Thank you, thank you. 5 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,200 Any, erm... 6 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:19,100 Any plain-clothes policemen in tonight? 7 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:23,900 No, seriously, are there any plain-clothes policemen in tonight? 8 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:25,900 No! 9 00:01:25,900 --> 00:01:28,000 Are you sure? 10 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:33,400 Are there any dope smokers in tonight? 11 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,300 I came from Kenfig Hill in the Welsh valleys. 12 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:49,400 There were more pubs than chapels, 13 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:51,800 more coal mines than schools. 14 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:57,800 16 per cent. 15 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:01,300 Marks, very good. 16 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:02,800 98 per cent. 17 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,900 Swot! 18 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,700 Sissy boy! 19 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:19,500 Are you all right, love? 20 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:35,100 Howard, bach, you're not well at all, man. 21 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,900 It was 104 five minutes ago. I took it myself. 22 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:49,300 Well, it could be undulant fever. 23 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:52,100 No more rugby for you this term, boyo. 24 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:56,600 I'll make sure there's a prescription down the chemist for him. 25 00:03:00,700 --> 00:03:03,800 - Do you know what a scalar field is? - No. 26 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,300 - No? - No. 27 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:09,400 Do you know what a... vector is? 28 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:11,800 No idea. 29 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,200 - They sound like monsters, don't they? - Yeah. 30 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:18,100 I learned a few things and I got grade As in all my subjects. 31 00:03:18,900 --> 00:03:20,500 To my overwhelming surprise, 32 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:24,300 the headmaster took me aside one day and said he wanted me to sit 33 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:27,800 the Oxford University entrance scholarship examination. 34 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:31,600 Oxford is the most traumatic experience England has to offer its young. 35 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:35,700 I was there between 1945 and '48 36 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,900 and I've had to live ever since with the conviction 37 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:43,800 that nothing in my after life has in any way topped 38 00:03:43,700 --> 00:03:46,700 the exhilaration, the privilege that I felt then. 39 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:51,100 To my even greater surprise, I was called up for an interview. 40 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,800 Where are you from, then? 41 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,800 - Garw. - What? 42 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,500 Garw. 43 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,400 I'm sorry? I can't understand you. 44 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:18,900 - Garw, I said. It's in Wales. - Mr Locke. 45 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,000 Where are you from? 46 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:25,200 Eton. 47 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:43,700 You open it. 48 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:51,300 Howard, 49 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,300 I don't know what to say. 50 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:59,800 - You've done it, son! You've done it! - No, no, no! 51 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,600 - Yes! Well done. - I knew it, Dad. I knew I'd do it. 52 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:05,000 Mum! Mum! Where's Mum? 53 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Come on, we're late. 54 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,100 Ten minutes. We've got ten minutes. 55 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:12,700 Come on, Mum. 56 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,600 My success went completely to my head 57 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:19,500 and I've been living off it, to some extent, ever since. 58 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:29,000 - Who's got the ticket? - Don't be stupid. 59 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:30,900 I... You've got the ticket. 60 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,400 He's got the ticket. 61 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:12,000 - Oh, hello. - All right? 62 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,900 I'm your scout, George. 63 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:19,300 I... I make the beds and do the dishes and clean up the room. 64 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:23,100 - Oh, you don't have to do that, man... - Oh, I do, Mr...? 65 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,200 Marks. Howard. Call me Howard. 66 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:29,500 No ladies in here after dinner. 67 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,600 Oh, no. No, no. 68 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,400 Right, OK. 69 00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:38,200 I've never had anyone do anything for me before, you know. 70 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:41,900 I've never... had a porter carry my bags. 71 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:45,800 Never had waiter service in a restaurant. Never stayed in a hotel. 72 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:49,300 Smart lad like you, Howard, 73 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,800 time you got used to it! 74 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,900 - Yeah. - Bye. 75 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,500 Come on. Come on. 76 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,400 - Come on. - Hello? 77 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:12,900 - Come on! - Come on, what? 78 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Open! 79 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:16,000 Oh, sorry. 80 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:18,500 What are you doing? I don't wanna get caught. 81 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:20,300 Oh, fuck. 82 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:22,500 - Let me, erm... help you. - Just... OK. 83 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,500 - Careful. - Yeah, that's it. OK. 84 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:27,700 - Just ssh! OK? - Right. 85 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:30,400 - Put the bar back. - Right. 86 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,500 Er... 87 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:39,300 Hello? 88 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:49,600 Come on. 89 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:16,300 - Who the fuck are you? - He's the new doorkeeper. 90 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,700 Are you in room 1-11? 91 00:08:25,100 --> 00:08:27,100 Come in. 92 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,700 Close the door. 93 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:33,300 Dig this. 94 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:39,600 "The soft vibrations of desire, 95 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:45,100 "given with meat hand and cock." 96 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:52,700 "Desire taken with mouth and ass." 97 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:56,100 "Desire returned to the last sigh!" 98 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:01,500 "And the happy laugh of innocent babies." 99 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:18,300 - Have a toke. - A what? 100 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:19,800 A drag. 101 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,900 I don't take drugs. I mean, I... I've never tried it. 102 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:26,500 I'm not gonna get hooked now, am I? 103 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:37,200 Keep it deep in your lungs. 104 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:46,200 OK? 105 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,900 Let it go. 106 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,400 Good. 107 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,700 Don't feel anything. 108 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:38,900 Now, the thing is, I didn't set out to be a dope dealer. 109 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,200 It's not something I'm proud of. 110 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:46,900 But a dealer is really just someone who buys more dope than he can smoke, 111 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:51,500 and I have to say I'm ashamed, I tried to smoke it all. 112 00:10:52,400 --> 00:10:55,100 There was just too fucking much of it. 113 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,600 - Hold it in. Hold it in. - That's good. 114 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:10,600 See, I've heard that hash makes you sex mad. 115 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:13,300 Well, that's one thing they're right about. 116 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:19,300 Hey, Howard, you barbarian! 117 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,300 - That's my girlfriend. - Sorry, Mac. 118 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,400 Give me a kiss. 119 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:57,500 Smoking kif gets a bit pathetic. 120 00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:01,400 Not when you've got some opium. 121 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,100 It's the great absolver. 122 00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:10,600 - Is that LSD? - The power... 123 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:15,400 The voltage of the city running through your mind. Try it. 124 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,400 Here we go. 125 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:21,600 - Do you chew it or suck it? - Suck it. 126 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,900 All right. I'm sucking. 127 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,900 - I can't feel a fucking thing. - Give your head a rub, man. 128 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,300 Get it clean into your brain. 129 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:53,200 Oh, fucking hell! 130 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,600 It's fucking mental! 131 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:06,100 Help me! Somebody help me! 132 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:13,100 Help me, somebody! 133 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:28,200 Argh! 134 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:42,000 Oh, fuck! 135 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:49,000 All right! I fucking can't even harm my foot! 136 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,000 My fucking foot! Ow, my fucking foot! 137 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,700 My fucking foot! 138 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:06,300 The Dean got the charges dropped as all they could find on me was a roach. 139 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:09,900 But I was warned, knuckle down and study. 140 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:14,900 So I stopped smoking marijuana, read as much as I could, 141 00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:21,600 and graduated from Oxford University with a second-class degree. 142 00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:31,300 Although we revelled in each other's company, 143 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:36,300 I have no idea why Ilze and I took the extraordinarily impractical step 144 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,200 of getting married. 145 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:40,300 We moved to London. 146 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:46,800 We had no money, and our prospects were as two poorly paid teachers. 147 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:50,000 We must set a good example. 148 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:56,000 Long hair and colourful clothes do not. 149 00:15:55,900 --> 00:15:59,000 I think a three-piece suit should be worn under the gown... 150 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:04,400 I had gone straight just when the rest of the country had started to swing. 151 00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:08,700 - I've put acid in the punch, so... - Oh fuck, I've got to be careful. 152 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,800 You know? 153 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:12,500 We're not smoking weed. 154 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,800 - How long? - Six months. 155 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,400 - Six fucking months? - I'm teaching now. I can't smoke. 156 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,600 - Did you start freaking out, or... - No. No, no. 157 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,400 - You see the world the way it is. - Don't blame it all on the world. 158 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,600 I'm not. That's your idea, to stop smoking. All right? 159 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:29,600 - Isn't it great? - At times like this, I could murder a joint. 160 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,500 - You should have some. - No, come on! Stop! 161 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:35,100 - All right, OK! - Oh, no, it's... Listen... 162 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:38,400 - This is not fair. - I feel good, I feel good. 163 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,200 How do you afford a place like this, Graham? 164 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:43,600 I'm shifting 50 pounds of the finest Pakistani black every fucking month. 165 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,900 - Fucking hell. - Fucking hell! 166 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,800 - Lot of money. - Lot of money. 167 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,900 Well done. Is it... You know... It's got to be risky, isn't it? 168 00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:54,500 If you get stopped, you're fucked. 169 00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:57,500 I've never been stopped. I've done it hundreds of times. 170 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,200 So you put it in the panels, do you? 171 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,000 The side panels. We take the fucking car apart 172 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,900 and we stuff it everywhere we can get it. 173 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 Fucking hell, man. 174 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,400 - But you know what, it pays for all this. - I know, man! Jesus! 175 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:12,600 - Yeah, man. Fucking hell. - Beautiful. 176 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:19,100 - Graham? Gonna have a look upstairs. - Yeah, yeah, whatever. 177 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:22,300 All right? 178 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,900 - What's that? - Go. 179 00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:44,200 - Sorry. - No, stay. 180 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:47,500 Go, an ancient Japanese game. Wanna play? 181 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,600 - Yeah. - Here, roll me a joint. 182 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:54,500 We take it in turns placing stones on the board. Black goes first. 183 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,600 Right. Erm... I put it anywhere, right? 184 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,800 - As long as it's on an intersection. - OK. 185 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,600 There. 186 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:07,100 Now, I play here. 187 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:13,100 - Er... No, thanks. - It's a great game to play stoned. 188 00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:17,300 - I had to give it up. - Why? 189 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,400 I'm a teacher. 190 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,800 And what about sex? 191 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:28,100 I'm married. 192 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,200 You see, in the game of Go, 193 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:35,900 when a stone has no free space next to it, 194 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:38,500 it is captured and taken off the board. 195 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:45,300 Bit like life, really. 196 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:51,800 You don't look like a teacher. 197 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:55,000 What do I look like, then? 198 00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:58,600 Like a drug smuggler. 199 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,200 Hmm. 200 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:26,100 - Hello. - Llze, it's Mandy. Is Howard there, please? 201 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:30,700 Uh... Mandy. Uhh... He... He's sleeping. 202 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,600 Graham's disappeared, OK? I think he's been busted. 203 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,300 Mandy? It's Howard. 204 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,900 - Where is he? - In Germany. Can you go there? 205 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,400 I can't. I mean... 206 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,800 You're the only straight person Graham knows. Please. 207 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:46,700 I've never been out of the country... I haven't got a passport. 208 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,900 Look, I... I'll call you back, all right? 209 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,000 - I can't go. - Howard... 210 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000 What? 211 00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:06,600 I've fallen in love with someone else. 212 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,500 Thank you. 213 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,100 Bitte. 214 00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:23,800 I was just crossing the Swiss-German border, like I'd done a hundred times before. 215 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,500 You know, they always just waved me through. 216 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,700 This time, the German Nazis fucking pulled me over and took the car apart. 217 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:32,500 Found 100 pounds of Lebanese black in the back seat and the panels. 218 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:36,000 - Probablyjust wanted to smoke it. - What else would they fucking do with it? 219 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,200 And we've got a second batch in a warehouse in Wiesbaden. 220 00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:42,800 It's in a Mercedes. Keys in the station. 221 00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,700 I've never driven on the wrong side of the road. 222 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:48,400 That's why you're perfect for it. You'll sail through, they don't know your face. 223 00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:50,800 Look, I've done it too many fucking times. 224 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:54,700 Now, you get it back to London and you make a ton of money. 225 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,400 How much? 226 00:22:24,500 --> 00:22:26,500 Every time I crossed the border, 227 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:31,200 I'd get a religious flash and an asexual orgasm. 228 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,200 Passeport. 229 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:03,400 C'est bon, merci. 230 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:04,200 Judy. 231 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,300 Judy! 232 00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:15,200 Oh, shit! 233 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,400 Sorry. 234 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:19,200 Sorry, sorry. Sorry. 235 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,600 Come down. 236 00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:23,600 - It's the middle of the night. - What? 237 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:26,300 - It's the middle of the night. - I know. Bring some fags. 238 00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:29,500 - I have a friend over. - Come on, please, Judy. 239 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,300 I got something amazing to show you. 240 00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:34,800 OK... 241 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:38,200 Trouble is, I need somewhere to stash it. 242 00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:39,800 Right. 243 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,400 Get the bags out. Keep an eye out, yeah, for people? 244 00:24:44,300 --> 00:24:46,400 I got it. 245 00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:51,300 He's up there, is he? Don't suppose he'd mind if I stayed the night, would he? 246 00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:04,500 Am I a criminal now? 247 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:10,200 When you break a law that's wrong, that can't be a crime. 248 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,000 Not in the moral sense. 249 00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:14,700 Why is it against the law? 250 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:19,600 Why make something illegal that expands your consciousness, makes you think? 251 00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:22,500 Makes you wanna fuck. 252 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,300 What the fuck... 253 00:25:40,700 --> 00:25:44,300 ? You're lazy, you just stay in bed 254 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:49,200 ? You're lazy, just stay in bed 255 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,400 ? You don't want no money, you don't want no bread 256 00:25:55,200 --> 00:26:00,100 ? If you're drowning, you don't clutch no straw, no, no 257 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,400 ? If you're drowning... 258 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,300 - Yes? - My name is Howard Marks. 259 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:05,200 I'm a friend of Graham Plinston's. 260 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:10,400 ? You don't wanna live, don't wanna cry no more, no more 261 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:20,200 Hello, I'm Howard Marks. You must be... Mr Durrani? 262 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:24,600 Take a step forward. Hands to the side. 263 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,300 - Howard what? - Marks. Howard Marks. 264 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,400 Stay there. One second. 265 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,000 Chap here says, er, he's Howard Marks. 266 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,100 Bring him in. 267 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:45,100 - Come in. - Thank you. 268 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,400 My Name's Malik. This is Mr Durrani. 269 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,900 - Mr Durrani. Hello. - Good afternoon. 270 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:52,200 - Mohammed Durrani. - Nice to meet you. 271 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,500 - Take a seat. - Thank you. 272 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:56,200 Would you like a drink? 273 00:26:56,300 --> 00:26:59,500 Yes, please. I'll have a... I'll have a whisky. Thank you. 274 00:27:03,700 --> 00:27:04,900 - Cheers. - Cheers. 275 00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:07,000 You saw Plinston? 276 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,000 I did. I... I... 277 00:27:09,100 --> 00:27:12,700 So, I got a call from him and I drove out to see him in Germany. Erm... 278 00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,800 - Did he talk? - No, he won't squeal. 279 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:22,500 So he very kindly asked me to run a little errand on your behalf. And, erm... 280 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,600 I think you'll be pleased. 281 00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:34,600 Very impressive! 282 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:37,600 Ah, well, I can see you've been, er, very efficient. 283 00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:42,600 Well, I wish I had more to sell, you know. I got rid of it all in a day, so... yeah. 284 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:46,500 - How much do you charge per pound? - 40 quid. 285 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,300 Forty? 286 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:54,100 - That's very good. Have you counted it? - Yeah, it's all there, boys. It's all there. 287 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,700 How much is it? 288 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:59,300 In the papers they call people who sell drugs pushers, 289 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:02,300 like you've got to try really hard to get rid of it. 290 00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:05,200 - Doesn't really work like that, does it? - No, it doesn't. 291 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,900 - Well... - I tell you, Howard, 292 00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:11,800 I can get any amount of merchandise up into the air from Karachi Airport. 293 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:14,600 The problem is how to get it onto the ground. 294 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,700 Uh-huh. 295 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,900 James McCann, the people's hero from the Provisional lRA, 296 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,300 in their struggle against the British government. 297 00:28:23,300 --> 00:28:26,400 They've arrested him and charged him with terrorism. 298 00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:29,300 He wouldn't recognise court, turned his back on the proceedings. 299 00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:31,300 Crazy cat! 300 00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:33,100 They've thrown him in jail, 301 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,300 he's escaped, sawed through the bars. 302 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:39,000 The nutter's got every policeman in lreland looking for him. 303 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,900 Then out of the blue, he comes into the office, 304 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,200 gives us an interview for the magazine. 305 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,400 Yeah, he's a... He's a real revolutionary. 306 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,100 - Welcome to paradise. - Paradise? 307 00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:55,100 Jim? 308 00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:59,000 Jim? 309 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:02,400 - Where's your man McCann? - Hello? 310 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,400 Likes his porn. 311 00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:09,600 Hey, your mam's in here. 312 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,300 - Let's have a look. - Doesn't she look like your mum? 313 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,100 Shut up. 314 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:19,000 Hashish should be illegal. Gives us a means of living. 315 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,800 A new currency to overthrow the fascist overlords. 316 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,500 I don't think it should be illegal. 317 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:26,700 I can't condone the punishing of people who smoke it. 318 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,100 - Oh. Hello. - Hello, Jim. 319 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,300 Uh... Howard. 320 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,700 - You're from Kabul, are you? - I'm Welsh, actually. 321 00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:46,600 Welsh? Fucking Welsh! What the fuck can you do? 322 00:29:46,500 --> 00:29:50,500 Well, I'm here to decide whether you can help us or not. 323 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:56,600 Help you? I'm the Kid. The Fox! I decide if you're any fucking use to me. 324 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,100 And you'd better be some fucking use! 325 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,400 You were followed from the airport by my boys. 326 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,800 This place is surrounded by the lRA. 327 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,500 Any fucking around and you're gone, brother, gone! 328 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,600 Right? 329 00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:12,200 Alan, why have you brought me this wimp? 330 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:15,200 You was gonna get me someone who could bring me arms from Kabul. 331 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,800 I told you, Kabul's not a place that sells arms. 332 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:22,500 What the fuck do you mean, sell arms? I don't buy fucking arms. 333 00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:24,700 I get given them by people who want to ensure their future 334 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:28,200 when we finally kick you fucking Brits out of my country! 335 00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:30,200 Sell arms... 336 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,000 Smoke, Jim? 337 00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:41,000 We're dope smugglers. We wanted to know if you could help us bring it into the country. 338 00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:42,600 Pay you a lot of money for doing it. 339 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:43,800 OK. 340 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,000 Did nobody tell you what the boys do to drug dealers? 341 00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:51,100 We're revolutionaries, not fucking drug pushers. 342 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 Out! 343 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 - Walk! Now! You, come on. - OK. 344 00:30:56,100 --> 00:30:57,700 - Out! - All right, Jim. All right. 345 00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,800 Come on! 346 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,300 Down there. Come on! 347 00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:12,500 We've done nothing wrong. 348 00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:20,300 - Jim, please! - Hey, hey! What the fuck are you doing? 349 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:24,200 - Joint? Last request? - You're not fucking listening, are ya? 350 00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:26,700 We don't want that filth here. 351 00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,600 Stand back. I'm gonna kneecap Soppy Bollocks. 352 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,600 No. No, no, man, listen. I'll go first. He's shitting himself. 353 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,000 - Do me. - Good man. 354 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,300 You might wanna sit down first, so you don't crack your head when you fall. 355 00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:41,400 - Take your trousers down. - What? 356 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,700 It's for your own good. 357 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,200 If I shoot you through the trousers, a bit of cloth could get in the wound and infect it 358 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,700 and you'd have to lose the leg. Come on. 359 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,600 All right. 360 00:31:55,600 --> 00:32:00,400 - That's very gracious of you. - Will you be wanting that smoke now? 361 00:32:03,900 --> 00:32:06,200 Yeah. 362 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,200 What's a Welsh prat like you doing selling hash, anyway? 363 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,700 You should've stuck to painting road signs. 364 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:19,100 Give me that fucking joint. 365 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,900 He's not getting a fucking penny. That's my first condition. 366 00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:36,200 Condition number two. I want £500 cash now for setting everything up 367 00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:39,500 and £5,000 for doing it. OK? 368 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,900 All right. 369 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,300 He was joking you. 370 00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:04,000 The Provos can't be involved in any of this shite. 371 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,400 If they find out, I'll be shot. 372 00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:12,700 You'll be shot, we'll all be fucking shot. 373 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,700 So, we don't sell the stuff in lreland. 374 00:33:14,700 --> 00:33:17,500 You'd better not be selling anything here. 375 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,900 Could you get us some filthy films? 376 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:29,600 Condoms? Priests have made them illegal. They wanna charge us a kid a fuck. 377 00:33:42,100 --> 00:33:45,000 It's a fucking emergency. I'm picking up my boss's luggage. 378 00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:47,400 That'll be grand. I'll keep my eye on it. 379 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,900 See, Howard, I fucking own this place. 380 00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:53,900 Hey, watch yourself there. 381 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,100 You see your man there? That's Eamonn. 382 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,800 - Right. - He examines all the papers. 383 00:33:58,900 --> 00:34:02,500 Now, if he values his Guinness, he'll pass the fucking lot. 384 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,400 He thinks you're bringing in guns for the cause, 385 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,200 so make sure those cases fucking rattle, OK? 386 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,700 You see what I mean, Howard? This place is wide open. 387 00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:13,100 How's about you, big man? Keeping busy? 388 00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:15,100 - This is Howard. - Nice to meet you. 389 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,800 See you later, OK? Right, this way. 390 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:20,100 It's a brilliant plan, Jim. When can we start? 391 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:24,000 Fucking now. We've got it all together. Bring in as much as you want. 392 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,100 How soon can you send the nordle? 393 00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,600 What the fuck's nordle? 394 00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:34,900 Wise up. You have to use codes, codes and false names. Nordle is hashish. 395 00:34:34,900 --> 00:34:36,600 - Nordle? - OK? 396 00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:41,400 - Right. - Listen, a word of advice, Howard. 397 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,500 When you come back, don't fly here. Fly somewhere else. 398 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:46,800 Do the last bit by train or bus or car, whatever. 399 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,500 - Gus, this is Howard. - Y'all right, Howard? 400 00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:53,300 - Hello, Gus. - Howard. 401 00:34:55,900 --> 00:35:01,000 That was Gus. He's a member of the Belfast Brigade's assassination squad. 402 00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:05,500 I wanted him to know your face, so no fucking games now, you understand me? 403 00:35:08,900 --> 00:35:11,600 So you really think I can pass for a native? 404 00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:15,500 DH Marks, this is the perfect look for you. 405 00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:18,800 Remember, many Afridi have blonde hair and blue eyes. 406 00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:22,000 Just look stoned and say nothing. 407 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,200 What if they don't buy it? 408 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,100 Then they'll probably rob you and kill you. 409 00:36:03,500 --> 00:36:05,600 Lbrahim! 410 00:36:16,900 --> 00:36:19,000 As-salaam alaikum. 411 00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:28,900 When you're making hash, this is your loot. 412 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,400 It's in three different goatskins. Black, white, brown. 413 00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:33,300 Three different qualities. 414 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,000 - See these herbs? - Uh-huh. 415 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,300 When the flower comes up first, you cut off the top, 416 00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:40,200 chop it up and put that into the white goatskin. 417 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,200 Then when the second flower comes through, 418 00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:44,100 you chop that up, put those in the brown bags. 419 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,900 This is what you call medium quality, but we use a lot. You see? 420 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,600 - Oh, man! - That's not the top quality. 421 00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:53,500 The top stuff we put in the white bag, and we only use a little bit of it. 422 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:58,000 Then this third flower that comes through, you chop it up, put those into black bags. 423 00:36:57,900 --> 00:37:00,000 This is the one we use the most of. 424 00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:03,100 Be careful, because when we make hash we have to mix up the three, 425 00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:05,000 because if you only use the top quality, 426 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:07,200 you blow your head off. 427 00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:27,500 Should I say it's fantastic or say it's not bad, 428 00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:30,500 say it's worth every penny or say it's camel shit 429 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:32,600 and they'd better come up with something better? 430 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:35,400 I need to roll a joint. 431 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:38,800 It's what I'm used to, see? It's the, er... 432 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:42,100 It's the only way I can make a fair assessment. 433 00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:10,000 - Mr Marks? - That's right. 434 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,700 - Patrick Lane, Judy's brother. - Nice to meet you. 435 00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:14,800 I'm the square one of the family. 436 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:16,900 Shall we? 437 00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:21,400 So, erm... I wanna open a business, a shop, in Oxford. 438 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:24,800 And, erm... Well, I don't know quite how to go about it. 439 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:28,200 Well, yes. I'm a chartered accountant. 440 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,200 Um... How much do you have to invest in the business? 441 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:32,700 - A lot. - Five thousand? 442 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:36,100 - A lot. A lot. - You don't really need more than five... 443 00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:40,100 I need someone to help me understand how to put a lot of money in... 444 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,100 - And how to take it out. - Yeah. 445 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:47,100 - You need to explain this big lot of money. - Yeah. 446 00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:50,600 Sounds like you need a bent accountant. 447 00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:55,300 Everyone smile. 448 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,300 I declare this shop open. 449 00:38:57,300 --> 00:39:00,900 Anna and Belinda had no idea what I was up to. 450 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,500 The shop became a successful little dress emporium in its own right. 451 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:06,600 - Cheers. - Cheers! 452 00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:10,800 It was now that my story took a bizarre twist. 453 00:39:11,300 --> 00:39:15,600 Quite out of the blue, my old friend Mac walked into my shop. 454 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:16,400 Mac, man! 455 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:20,700 Cheers. She's had to take a clerical job in a bank, 456 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,500 which she finds monumentally tedious. 457 00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:25,600 You could do with a bit of money, then? 458 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,100 Well, we're OK. 459 00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:32,300 It's just that I'll probably get a foreign posting again, so it's... 460 00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:34,600 not really worth putting down roots right now. 461 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,900 - Thank you. - Cheers. 462 00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:39,200 Are you sure? You know, erm.... 463 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,100 do a bit of work for me? 464 00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:46,200 - What? - Well, you know, a bit of driving. 465 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,600 - Two thousand pounds. - Howard, don't be naughty. 466 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,200 I work for the government. 467 00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:57,400 They don't really approve of that sort of thing. 468 00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:01,400 Are you selling drugs, Howard? 469 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,500 - Who? Me? - Well, you seem to be doing very well. 470 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,200 Look, it's the shop, man. 471 00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:10,800 It is. It's really taken off. 472 00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:13,600 I'm opening branches in Dublin, Amsterdam. 473 00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,700 Still the same old Howard. 474 00:40:16,900 --> 00:40:19,400 How about the ladies? Still having the old success? 475 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,500 Look, I'm with Judy now. She's pregnant. 476 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:25,100 - But that wouldn't inhibit you, would it? - What, chatting up other women? 477 00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:26,800 Not for narcissistic pleasure. 478 00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:31,600 What the fuck for, then, Mac? 479 00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:35,000 For Queen and country. 480 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:40,600 Are you... asking me to be a spy? 481 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:45,200 Howard, I haven't just turned up on your doorstep without doing my research. 482 00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:47,500 Will you help us? 483 00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:49,500 How can I help you? 484 00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:51,300 We need people to... 485 00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:53,300 gather information for us. 486 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:54,700 Bloody hell, you are! 487 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,800 - You're a fucking spy! - Howard, keep it down. 488 00:40:56,900 --> 00:40:59,200 This is not a James Bond movie. 489 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,200 Well, it certainly feels like it. 490 00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:05,600 You're recruiting me. You're asking me to be a member of Ml6. 491 00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:08,600 The Government doesn't ever officially acknowledge the existence 492 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:11,200 of what you call Ml6. 493 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,100 However, we do need to keep abreast of things, 494 00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:18,700 and we do employ a loose network of people who do things for us. 495 00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:25,000 You travel in circles we can't penetrate, which is why I need your help. 496 00:41:24,900 --> 00:41:26,500 Sort of a... 497 00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:29,000 patriotic thing, old chap. 498 00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:35,800 And I imagine this would give me... 499 00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:40,800 you know, a certain amount of... protection. 500 00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:45,300 We can't possibly condone any criminal activity or grant immunity. 501 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,900 However, if you're ever in trouble... 502 00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:49,600 call this number. 503 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,600 I'm fat and ugly. 504 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:01,300 I hate it here. I want to go to lbiza. 505 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,500 I love it when you're brown. 506 00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:09,700 - So we'll go? - Yeah, Judy, look, I've gotta go to lreland. 507 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:13,300 Bullshit. Dealing's supposed to support us, not become your life. 508 00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:15,900 Judy, I hate it, too. You know I hate it. 509 00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:18,000 Come to lbiza with me, Howie. 510 00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:21,800 Oh, shit. 511 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,600 OK, love, I've gotta go. OK? 512 00:42:27,700 --> 00:42:29,800 - I love you. - Come straight back. 513 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,900 I promise. 514 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,900 Love you. 515 00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:45,200 Aw, fuck. 516 00:42:59,900 --> 00:43:01,400 - You gonna be long? - Fuck off. 517 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,500 All right! 518 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,300 Do you mind if I jump the queue? It's an emergency. 519 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,300 There's a queue! 520 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:12,500 I changed my plans and everythin'! 521 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:17,000 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 522 00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:27,300 - Operator. - Can you connect me to Ballinskelligs 1? 523 00:43:27,300 --> 00:43:28,900 Lrish Republic. 524 00:43:28,900 --> 00:43:30,900 Please insert 50 pence. 525 00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:34,500 Come on. 526 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:36,600 Come on. 527 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,600 Hello. Ballinskelligs 1. Who would you be wanting? 528 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:05,200 Michael Murphy's, the shop, the farm, or the strangers that arrived last night? 529 00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:09,200 Ahh... I... I.... I... Th-Th-The strangers. 530 00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:11,900 Well, do you know, I don't think they're at home, 531 00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:14,000 so I'll put you through to the pub. 532 00:44:25,100 --> 00:44:26,800 - Hello? - Hello. 533 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,600 - Is Jim McCann there? - Who wants to know? 534 00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:33,200 Mr McCarthy. The nordle man. 535 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,200 - What? - Nordle! 536 00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:36,800 What the fuck is nordle? 537 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:41,600 Jim, do you know anything about some fucker called Nordle? 538 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:47,600 Fucking eejit! 539 00:44:47,700 --> 00:44:50,100 Are you trying to blow my cover, eh? 540 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:54,100 What the fuck are you doing? And why don't you ever answer the phone? 541 00:44:54,100 --> 00:44:56,100 I'm sorry, right? It was vandalised. 542 00:44:56,100 --> 00:44:59,900 Why hasn't Plinston sent the nordle? I've got things to do. I'm fighting a fucking war. 543 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:04,000 It's coming in tomorrow on the Frankfurt flight. 544 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:06,000 Make sure it gets there before 5 p.m. 545 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,700 It has to be on the first Aer Lingus flight to Shannon. OK? 546 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:13,700 - I've got problems with a shift change. - Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, that's impossible. 547 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,800 Just make it happen, brother! 548 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,300 Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck it! 549 00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:30,600 Taxi! 550 00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:37,200 ? Lazy! 551 00:45:37,100 --> 00:45:39,200 ? Could have stayed in bed 552 00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:45,500 ? You don't want no money You don't want no bread 553 00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:14,600 Get him an ambulance. Don't you move now. 554 00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:17,500 We'll have an ambulance and tow truck down here for you in no time. 555 00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:19,600 Ssh, just relax there now, boyo. 556 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:23,300 Can't believe he's all right. 557 00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:27,200 I'm all right. I'm all right. I'm all right. 558 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,700 I'm all right, I'm all right. 559 00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:34,200 I'm all right. I'm all right. I'm OK. 560 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,900 - Come on there, boy. Come on. - I'm all right! 561 00:46:37,900 --> 00:46:41,800 - Come on, boy. - Look at me, man. I'm standing! 562 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:57,100 - Sorry, what's this pub called? - Bernard Murphy's! 563 00:47:02,900 --> 00:47:04,500 - Hello. - Jim, it's Howard. 564 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:08,300 I'm at Bernard Murphy's. I've had an accident. 565 00:47:08,300 --> 00:47:10,100 Can you come and get me? 566 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:14,100 Some fucking operator you are. You can't even drive a fucking car. 567 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,100 Hey, hey, my porno! 568 00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:22,600 Wahey! 569 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,400 Whoa. 570 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,500 I need a drink. Can I get a drink? 571 00:47:31,300 --> 00:47:33,400 Whoa. 572 00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:50,700 Hello? Hello? 573 00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:53,700 Anybody here wanting a call from Archie? 574 00:47:53,700 --> 00:47:56,200 Karachi. Yeah, me. 575 00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,200 Thanks. 576 00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,500 Please insert £5.50. 577 00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:03,000 Karachi? That's in Pakistan, isn't it? 578 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,200 - Malik? - The same. 579 00:48:12,300 --> 00:48:14,500 - Has the nordle left? - No. 580 00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:18,000 They don't eat spaghetti. They'd like to use chopsticks 581 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,600 or they'd like to eat wurst or smorgasbord. 582 00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,300 Is the curry house still open? 583 00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:25,000 Closed due to uninvited guests. 584 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,600 We have to shift it to the coats. 585 00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:30,500 The hairy coats. I just can't get them to go for spaghetti. 586 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,000 When can I serve the wurst? 587 00:48:32,100 --> 00:48:35,800 Oh, Christ! Malik, I'm out of change. 588 00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,600 - OK, OK! - Put 'em in, put 'em in! 589 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,100 Shit, he's gone! 590 00:48:43,100 --> 00:48:44,700 What Malik meant was 591 00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:48,400 that the shipment would have to come from Kabul in Afghanistan 592 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,800 as Karachi in Pakistan was blocked, due to a war. 593 00:48:53,100 --> 00:48:56,400 - Jim! - Hey, Howard, take one of these. 594 00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:59,100 We're gonna do this with military precision, 595 00:48:59,100 --> 00:49:01,100 with the grace of a Mozart concerto. 596 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:03,200 When I pick up the nordle from Shannon, 597 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,500 I want you to wait here alone in the farmhouse with one of these, OK? 598 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:09,900 Now, when I'm on my way I'm going to send you a coded message, 599 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,300 something like, uh, "I've got the nordle." 600 00:49:12,900 --> 00:49:14,000 What's the point of that? 601 00:49:14,100 --> 00:49:17,900 So you'll know precisely what time I'm delivering the nordle, you stupid Welsh prat. 602 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,600 - Why do I need to know precisely? - Do as you're fucking told. 603 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:24,200 - I've got no time for games. You know that. - There's a war on in Pakistan... 604 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,800 There's a fucking war here. 605 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:30,400 Last Sunday, youse Brits killed 13 innocent lrishmen in cold blood. 606 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,100 You think you've got problems... 607 00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,200 I got you the cock films. 608 00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,200 About fucking time. 609 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:43,800 - Let's watch one now. - All right. 610 00:49:43,900 --> 00:49:47,400 Got a projector? 611 00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,500 Patrick! 612 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:52,300 Get your fucking arse in there. 613 00:49:57,500 --> 00:49:59,500 Shh! 614 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,100 Try this one. 615 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,700 Phwah! Sure, that's the fucking lavvy. 616 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:12,400 Telegram for Ballinskelligs. 617 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,200 Nordle served late with wurst. 618 00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:16,500 Go on! 619 00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,300 It's in here somewhere. 620 00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:23,600 N-O-R-D-L-E. 621 00:50:23,500 --> 00:50:26,800 There it is. There. Now, careful. 622 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:36,200 ..Wurst: W-U-R-S-T. 623 00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,700 Come on. Go on. 624 00:50:53,700 --> 00:50:57,700 Go on. 625 00:50:59,700 --> 00:51:02,200 I've got a telegram for you, sir. 626 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,400 Howard, you're letting in the light. Shut the fucking door. 627 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,600 Go on! Oh! 628 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,500 There's a problem. 629 00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:15,500 The nordle's not going to be in Frankfurt on time to be loaded onto our flight. 630 00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:20,000 It has to, Howard. I've told you a dozen times, Eamonn's got shift changes. 631 00:51:19,900 --> 00:51:23,500 - We're gonna have to write this one off. - Shut the fuck up. 632 00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:25,600 I'm trying to watch the wee lass. Go on. 633 00:51:31,900 --> 00:51:33,500 Oh! Oh, no, stop. 634 00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:35,600 OK, OK, that's it. Get a beer. 635 00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:42,500 OK, I'll get the fucking nordle, but I want 50 quid a pound, given the extra hassle. 636 00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,300 - Forget it, Jim. - Put it this way. 637 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:48,500 You pay me 50 quid a pound or I rip off the whole fucking lot and become a legend. 638 00:51:55,700 --> 00:51:58,300 Aer Lingus. 639 00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:02,400 This is your man Jim McCann of the Provisional lRA. 640 00:52:03,300 --> 00:52:06,100 The boys just put a bomb on the next flight to Shannon. 641 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,100 You have 20 minutes. 642 00:52:10,300 --> 00:52:11,800 That'll slow the fuckers down. 643 00:52:26,700 --> 00:52:28,600 Howard, are you there? 644 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,700 Howard, come in. 645 00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:35,600 Howard! 646 00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:39,800 Pull up the aerial, ya prick! 647 00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:41,600 - Howard! - Hello? 648 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:43,300 What are you fucking doing?! 649 00:52:44,100 --> 00:52:45,200 Come here! 650 00:52:45,300 --> 00:52:48,900 - Press the button. - Jim. Jim. 651 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:53,000 - Jim! - I've got the nordle. I've got... 652 00:52:52,900 --> 00:52:56,100 - I've got... - Come in. Jim? 653 00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:57,800 - Listen... - What are you doing? 654 00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,700 I can hear you the other end of the field. 655 00:52:59,700 --> 00:53:01,800 You fucking idiot! 656 00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:05,800 - It's on, the aerial's up. - Piece of fucking shite! 657 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:08,900 Look. It's not even on, Jim. 658 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,400 Why the fuck is my name on the boxes? 659 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:18,200 It's not. It says... No, it's Juma Khan. 660 00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,700 Juma means Mister or something in the Middle East, 661 00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:24,200 and Friday means... No, Khan means Friday. 662 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:28,000 Look, Juma Khan might mean Man Friday in Kabul, 663 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:31,600 but here in lreland, Jim McCann means it's fucking me, the Kid! 664 00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:43,900 - OK. - Come on. You wee beauty. 665 00:53:56,700 --> 00:53:58,600 Right. 666 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,600 You see, Howard, 667 00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,200 the Kid's done it. 668 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:06,700 I've done it. The Kid has done it! 669 00:54:08,700 --> 00:54:10,800 Right. 670 00:54:19,100 --> 00:54:21,300 - Well? - Hang on. 671 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:22,800 Oh, Jesus. 672 00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,500 Come on. 673 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,300 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 674 00:54:45,700 --> 00:54:48,700 - What do you think? - It's... 675 00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,600 It's shite. 676 00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,500 No, no, no, no, no. Careful, careful, careful! 677 00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:02,000 Oh, shit. It's fucking explosives. 678 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,400 Oh, fucking hell, Jim. 679 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,400 What about the peace and love thing? 680 00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,500 You only deal in nordle. Nordle is fiction. 681 00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:11,500 Arms and explosives are non-fiction. That's reality. 682 00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:13,600 I deal in non-fiction, not this fucking hippy shite. 683 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,500 - Pull over here, please, sir. Thank you. - Yes. 684 00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:50,900 Thank you. Can I see your passport, please, sir? 685 00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,500 It's not my passport. It's your passport. 686 00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:55,600 So are you Dennis Howard Marks? 687 00:55:55,700 --> 00:55:57,800 I am. 688 00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:59,900 Will you step out of the car, please? 689 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,200 - Hello, boy. - Stand over there, please, sir. 690 00:56:04,300 --> 00:56:06,500 Get Major in there, in the front. 691 00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:08,500 Round the back there. Go on. 692 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:10,700 So, what was the purpose of your visit? 693 00:56:10,700 --> 00:56:13,700 Erm... Studying beneficial herbs. 694 00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:18,100 - Trying to take the piss or what? - I've a huge respect for customs officers. 695 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,700 Course you have. 696 00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:21,100 Boys, get on with it. 697 00:56:42,600 --> 00:56:45,600 Hope you're gonna pay for the damage, boys. 698 00:57:16,700 --> 00:57:19,200 Passport, sir. 699 00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:28,700 I never went through Customs any more with anything I didn't want them to find. 700 00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:12,900 Gentlemen, 701 00:58:13,900 --> 00:58:18,300 this is what banking is all about. 702 00:58:20,700 --> 00:58:23,300 Thank you. Thank you. 703 00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:48,600 Fuck off! You're driving me, both, fucking crazy! 704 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,600 It's supposed to be a fucking holiday. 705 00:58:50,700 --> 00:58:53,800 What's the fucking problem? I told you about her. 706 00:58:53,700 --> 00:58:57,300 I told you everything about her and you said it was fine for her to fucking come. 707 00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:00,300 Come here! Fuck! Don't fucking walk away from me. 708 00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:04,100 Take the fucking sulk off your face, you fucking wee bitch! 709 00:59:04,100 --> 00:59:07,400 Get in the pool. Have some fucking fun! Come on! 710 00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:09,900 We're on holiday. Come on! 711 00:59:09,900 --> 00:59:11,400 Fuck you! Howard? 712 00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:13,400 - Morning. - Do you have a pen? 713 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:15,300 Judy? 714 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:16,700 - Judy? - Yeah. 715 00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,700 Morning, Jim. 716 00:59:19,700 --> 00:59:21,800 Woo hoo! Hey hey! 717 00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:24,700 I'll show you what we used to do when we were wee kids. Look at this. 718 00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:27,700 - Oh, fucking hell. - It's great fun. Look look, look. 719 00:59:27,700 --> 00:59:30,800 Look. Hang about, look. Just a little wee eye there. 720 00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:32,700 Oh, Jim! 721 00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,000 There's the wee mouth. Judy? 722 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:38,000 Give the wee Kid a kiss! 723 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,700 - Give the wee little Fox a kiss! - Fuck off, man. 724 00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:46,400 - Ah, you wee shite! - Wipe that smile off your cock. 725 00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:48,600 I can't fucking swim, you fucking cunt! 726 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:52,400 - Fucking wanker. - He's all right, man. He's having a laugh. 727 00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:57,300 My grandfather, Patrick Murphy, was a Catholic policeman in Belfast. 728 00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:01,200 - He was murdered by the fucking lRA. - Well, he shouldn't have joined the police. 729 01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:04,700 - He doesn't mean any harm, Patrick. - He's a sociopathic liar. 730 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:09,700 Look, it doesn't matter if you lie all the time. Just take it into account. 731 01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:12,900 I just wish there was another way. Listen, I've been thinking. 732 01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:16,800 We should ditch all this small-time shit and get into the American market. 733 01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:19,300 - Why? - The numbers. 734 01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:20,600 Listen to me. 735 01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:25,000 Consumption of hashish and marijuana in the UK is about three tons a day. 736 01:00:24,900 --> 01:00:29,600 In the USA, they smoke 28 tons every day of the year. 737 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:33,900 Now, most of it is cheap Mexican weed that sells for 200 bucks a pound. 738 01:00:33,900 --> 01:00:39,100 But good hash, like ours, it costs one thousand bucks a pound. 739 01:00:38,900 --> 01:00:40,600 - Wow! - No. 740 01:00:40,700 --> 01:00:42,900 No. No way. 741 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,100 No way. No fucking way. 742 01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:46,900 - What's the difference? - The Yanks. 743 01:00:46,900 --> 01:00:50,400 - They'll come after you, Howard. - They're not gonna come after me. 744 01:00:50,300 --> 01:00:52,400 Patrick, don't encourage him. 745 01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:56,600 It doesn't make any difference anyway. 746 01:00:56,700 --> 01:00:59,200 I can't figure out how you'd get it across the Atlantic. 747 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,700 You'd need a fucking huge crate. 748 01:01:03,100 --> 01:01:07,100 You see, when a band tours America with their gear, they're not importing it. 749 01:01:07,100 --> 01:01:09,300 They get this thing called a carnet. 750 01:01:09,300 --> 01:01:11,700 A sum of money that's deposited with Customs, 751 01:01:11,700 --> 01:01:15,700 which is retrieved again when the equipment leaves the country. 752 01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:18,400 Customs tear the docket off the paperwork and wave it through. 753 01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:21,300 - Do the band know? - Who gives a fuck? 754 01:01:29,100 --> 01:01:30,400 Hello. Hi. 755 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:34,400 Hello. Welcome. Welcome to California. 756 01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:36,100 - Thank you. - You found us. 757 01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,700 - Ernie Combs. Good to meet you. - Howard. 758 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:43,400 Welcome to the Brotherhood of Eternal Love. 759 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:44,400 Thank you. 760 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:48,700 We will, uh... Well, we'll keep the west coast, uh, stoned. 761 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:51,700 I was wondering when you were gonna introduce me. 762 01:01:51,700 --> 01:01:53,400 - Here we are. - Hello, there. 763 01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:55,900 - Hey. - Nice to meet you. I'm Howard. 764 01:01:55,900 --> 01:01:58,000 Patti. It's great to meet you. 765 01:01:59,700 --> 01:02:01,400 You're a very lucky man, Ernie. 766 01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:04,600 Well, you know, we're, uh... we're all lucky here. 767 01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:10,300 We don't dig any of this, like, possession jealousy vibe. 768 01:02:14,300 --> 01:02:17,200 - How are you? - I'm well. How are you? 769 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:19,500 Hey. ¿Cómo estàs? 770 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:20,900 I'll be right back. 771 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,100 Mmm. Don't be long. 772 01:02:27,900 --> 01:02:30,400 - Ernie. - Oh. Uh, Howard, 773 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:33,900 your load should hit Vegas at some point this evening, 774 01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:36,700 so then you can come on by and pick up the dough, man. 775 01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:41,600 I was rather hoping I'd get the money upfront, you know? 776 01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:44,400 - Right. - So I can get going. 777 01:02:45,300 --> 01:02:47,500 Yeah. Um... 778 01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:50,400 I... Look, I'm... I'm sorry, but... 779 01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:52,700 This... 780 01:02:52,700 --> 01:02:55,600 I-It has to be... 781 01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:58,600 You show me... 782 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,600 the dope... and I show you the money. 783 01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,600 It's all right, it'll work out. 784 01:03:04,600 --> 01:03:09,200 The load transited in John F Kennedy Airport, New York. 785 01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:14,800 Hey, man, I love the Floyd. 786 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,400 When the airport loaders put it on the plane to Vegas, 787 01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:20,100 they fucked up and left one speaker behind. 788 01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:26,600 What we got here? 789 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,700 - Hello, guys. - Hello. 790 01:03:49,700 --> 01:03:54,600 - What have you got? - No prints, no suspects, nothing. Just dope. 791 01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,700 The load was headed to Las Vegas. 792 01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:01,700 Send this puppy on to Vegas. 793 01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:05,000 I'll go along for the ride and we'll see if anyone comes to pick it up. 794 01:04:14,900 --> 01:04:17,100 The speaker's that case. 795 01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:26,100 Cocksuckers. 796 01:04:29,900 --> 01:04:32,700 Let's go and bust it. 797 01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:44,600 Well, sir, you gonna help me? 798 01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:46,600 It's all right, pig, I'm just a dude picking up speakers. 799 01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:49,000 All right, darling? Can I be of assistance, gentlemen? 800 01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:51,300 - Police! Get down! - For fuck's sake! 801 01:04:51,300 --> 01:04:53,800 Get off! Get off! 802 01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:57,900 ? You walked out of my life... 803 01:04:58,900 --> 01:05:01,600 And of course, the year starts with a parade. 804 01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:12,900 Hey, one of you guys out there has just lost five million bucks. 805 01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:17,800 Today, law enforcement officers seized Nevada's biggest ever haul of illegal drugs. 806 01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:20,900 Hashish, highly concentrated cannabis from the Middle East, 807 01:05:20,900 --> 01:05:24,800 almost half a ton of it, was discovered, hidden in speaker cabinets. 808 01:05:24,700 --> 01:05:27,700 In the movies, the crook, usually a fugitive, 809 01:05:27,700 --> 01:05:33,300 always immediately switches off the radio or television when the bulletin finishes. 810 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:37,300 I didn't. I stared at it blankly for at least an hour. 811 01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:41,000 This was Hollywood. It probably wasn't even happening. 812 01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:00,900 - Would you like red or white wine? - Oh, I'll have red, please. Thank you. 813 01:06:03,500 --> 01:06:08,900 Lovely. I just went to a party last night. Left the keys at home. 814 01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:13,000 Here, Scotland Yard detectives say they expect to make more arrests today 815 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:14,800 on an international police operation 816 01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:17,800 which is said to have smashed a major drugs ring. 817 01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:22,400 In all, 22 people have been arrested in the United States, Britain and Spain. 818 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:24,300 At least four of the arrests were made here. 819 01:06:24,300 --> 01:06:26,800 A report from home affairs correspondent Bill Hamilton. 820 01:06:27,700 --> 01:06:30,000 Your Honour, bail is out of the question for the defendant. 821 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:34,100 He has money stashed in foreign bank accounts. He is likely to abscond. 822 01:06:34,100 --> 01:06:39,600 He is facing a possible 14 years under Section 20 of the Misuse Of Drugs Act 1971. 823 01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:43,700 Your Honour, there's something I can't reveal in open court. 824 01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:09,300 We know you've been meeting a member of the Provisional lRA who supplies arms. 825 01:07:09,300 --> 01:07:10,900 And we know why you've been meeting him. 826 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,300 We'd like you to carry on meeting with him. 827 01:07:13,300 --> 01:07:18,700 We've had a lot of difficulty infiltrating the lRA. You've done a pretty amazing job. 828 01:07:19,700 --> 01:07:22,900 This business with the Yanks. 829 01:07:22,900 --> 01:07:25,200 It's a bit too much, though, Howard. 830 01:07:25,300 --> 01:07:28,100 I'm afraid they've got their knickers in a twist. 831 01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:29,700 Well, what should I do? 832 01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:31,900 Well, we can try and pull a few strings 833 01:07:31,900 --> 01:07:35,900 and perhaps let them know quite how important you are to us. 834 01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:40,600 But you will, of course, owe the office a substantial debt of gratitude, 835 01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:42,900 if you know what I mean? 836 01:07:42,900 --> 01:07:45,200 When are you next going to see McCann? 837 01:07:47,100 --> 01:07:49,200 - Mac. - Hmm? 838 01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:53,600 The lRA don't know he's been involved with dope. 839 01:07:55,300 --> 01:07:58,700 - They'll execute him if they find out. - C'est la guerre, Howard. 840 01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:03,700 People ask me... They say, "It looks like a glamorous life, being a drug dealer." 841 01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:05,200 "It looks like a lot of fun." 842 01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:10,800 And I reply, "Don't do it unless you are prepared never to be a grass." 843 01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:13,100 Quid pro quo. 844 01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:16,900 However, appearing to cooperate is another matter. 845 01:08:16,900 --> 01:08:20,000 Bail is granted for sureties totalling £50,000. 846 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,800 Mam and I will do what we can to put up the bail, 847 01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:27,200 whatever you did. 848 01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:28,500 But, erm... 849 01:08:28,700 --> 01:08:33,600 did you have anything to do with hard drugs and guns? 850 01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:37,000 No, Dad. Course not. 851 01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:49,500 - Who is it, Mam? - I don't know. Can I help you? 852 01:09:52,100 --> 01:09:54,800 I think you better come with us. 853 01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:57,600 - Tell Judy I'll be back, OK? - Where are you going? 854 01:09:57,700 --> 01:09:59,500 - Where are you going? - I've gotta go. 855 01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:02,900 - What about your coat, love? - Who's this bloke? 856 01:10:02,900 --> 01:10:06,400 - How long will you be, Howard? - I've gotta go, Mam. 857 01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:11,200 I'd staged my own abduction so my dad wouldn't forfeit the bail. 858 01:10:11,100 --> 01:10:14,300 You don't forfeit bail if you've been kidnapped. 859 01:10:14,300 --> 01:10:17,800 I'm Chief Superintendent Fairweather from ClD 860 01:10:17,700 --> 01:10:20,400 and I'm looking for Howard Marks. 861 01:10:20,900 --> 01:10:24,200 - This is the room. - Ah. Thank you. 862 01:10:25,700 --> 01:10:29,800 Please, no. No, don't touch that. That is my son's private writing. 863 01:10:29,700 --> 01:10:33,100 The person who came to the door, the way you've described him, 864 01:10:33,100 --> 01:10:36,200 it sounds very much to me like, erm, 865 01:10:36,100 --> 01:10:38,600 an image that we've seen on the television. 866 01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:41,800 - Is it? - Balaclava, you know. Yes. The lRA. 867 01:10:43,300 --> 01:10:49,300 So now Eddie Laxton, intrepid reporter for the Daily Mirror, is onto the story. 868 01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:52,400 What I don't want you to do is, I don't want you to sensationalise it. 869 01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:55,700 - No, no, no, no, no. - We're talking about our son here. 870 01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:59,800 - We're talking about our son, you know. - Your son's more like a Robin Hood. 871 01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:02,200 Read all about it! LRA abduction! 872 01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:05,900 The next morning, I woke up famous. 873 01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:09,100 Hello, mate. 874 01:11:11,700 --> 01:11:15,200 I was now being pursued by the lRA, the DEA, 875 01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:17,800 Customs and Excise, the police 876 01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:19,900 and the press. 877 01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:29,500 This is a British black propaganda exercise. 878 01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:34,200 I admit I've been running guns to the North, but I've never touched dope. 879 01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:36,300 I don't approve of it. 880 01:11:38,100 --> 01:11:40,200 Oi, it's you! That's you! 881 01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:42,800 Oi, oi, it's Howard Marks. He's here. 882 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,100 He's here. This is him. 883 01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:47,500 It's the man! 884 01:11:47,500 --> 01:11:49,900 - The man! - Cheers, everyone. 885 01:11:49,900 --> 01:11:51,500 Yes! 886 01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:53,900 - Thank you. - Cheers, mate. 887 01:11:53,900 --> 01:11:56,700 - Cheers, mate. - Shh, now, right? 888 01:11:56,700 --> 01:12:00,500 Don't tell anyone I'm here. I'm on the run, see. 889 01:12:24,100 --> 01:12:28,500 Mmm, I love you so much. 890 01:12:28,500 --> 01:12:29,900 I love you. 891 01:12:30,900 --> 01:12:32,900 I love you so, so much. 892 01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:36,100 I love my girls. 893 01:12:38,300 --> 01:12:42,200 Oh, baby. Oh, baby. For ever! 894 01:12:43,500 --> 01:12:45,600 For ever. 895 01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:55,300 We got a beaten-up old camper van and our life became a perpetual holiday, 896 01:12:56,900 --> 01:13:00,800 though Judy often complained that we had to park too near the camp site's toilets, 897 01:13:00,900 --> 01:13:04,400 because the telephone box was invariably in the vicinity. 898 01:13:08,100 --> 01:13:10,500 Howard? 899 01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:15,500 Y-Yes, I am... I am relieved to hear from you now. 900 01:13:15,500 --> 01:13:19,700 And I can get the goods in from anywhere, 901 01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:22,800 provided that it's smell-proof, 902 01:13:22,700 --> 01:13:26,100 and, uh... 903 01:13:26,100 --> 01:13:29,300 on that particular ltalian airline. 904 01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:32,800 So can you do it? 905 01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:36,000 - I need to be paid, DH Marks. - I've only got a hundred quid, Malik. 906 01:13:36,700 --> 01:13:39,900 - That's nowhere near enough. - A hundred quid is all I've got right now. 907 01:13:39,900 --> 01:13:42,000 But there'll be more, Malik. Much more. 908 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:45,400 We're gonna be rich, Malik, all right? I promise you. 909 01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:49,200 Look, we're spending now, but the more you spend, the more you get. 910 01:13:49,100 --> 01:13:51,900 You see, if you wanna keep the rivers of money flowing, 911 01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:57,300 you've got to encourage it to, you know, froth and bubble and ebb... 912 01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:59,900 What shit are you talking, DH Marks? Get me the money. 913 01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:09,000 Ever had your tarot read? 914 01:14:09,000 --> 01:14:11,100 - No. - Sit down. 915 01:14:16,900 --> 01:14:19,100 What's your date of birth? 916 01:14:19,100 --> 01:14:24,100 - Fifth of September, 1947. - And where were you born? 917 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:26,800 - Norwich. - I see a woman. 918 01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:31,700 - That must be Mother. - Yes. 919 01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:34,700 - Is she called Margaret? - No. Anne. 920 01:14:34,700 --> 01:14:37,500 Hmm. Well, before she was married, was her maiden name... 921 01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:39,600 Brown. Her maiden name was Brown. 922 01:14:39,700 --> 01:14:45,700 With this information, I could apply for a provisional driving licence, join a library. 923 01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:48,800 Do you travel much? Ever been abroad? 924 01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:51,700 No. I don't trust foreign beer. 925 01:14:51,700 --> 01:14:55,100 I could even get a British passport from the post office. 926 01:14:55,200 --> 01:14:58,600 I'm sorry. I can't see you. 927 01:14:58,500 --> 01:15:02,300 Will it help if I tell you my name? I-It's Donald. 928 01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:04,600 My name's Donald Nice. 929 01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:08,600 N-I-C-E, like the place in France. On the Riviera? 930 01:15:08,600 --> 01:15:11,500 It was up to Donald how he pronounced his name, 931 01:15:11,500 --> 01:15:14,500 but I was about to become... 932 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:16,000 Mr Nice. 933 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:22,400 Three days later, 500 kilos of Afghan black, some of the best hashish in the world, 934 01:15:22,200 --> 01:15:27,600 was flown from Kabul, via Frankfurt and Shannon, to New York. 935 01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:31,300 It was being smoked in Greenwich Village the next day. 936 01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:33,500 I was very rich. 937 01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:35,600 Yes! 938 01:15:48,300 --> 01:15:50,400 ? God is a concept 939 01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:57,600 ? By which we measure 940 01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:00,800 ? Our pain 941 01:16:06,700 --> 01:16:09,700 ? I'll say it again 942 01:16:13,100 --> 01:16:16,300 ? God is a concept 943 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:21,800 ? By which we measure 944 01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:25,500 ? Our pain 945 01:16:25,500 --> 01:16:27,300 ? Yeah 946 01:16:27,300 --> 01:16:30,100 ? Pain, yeah 947 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:37,500 ? I don't believe in magic 948 01:16:40,500 --> 01:16:44,100 ? I don't believe in I Ching 949 01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:50,000 ? I don't believe in Bible 950 01:16:52,700 --> 01:16:56,200 ? I don't believe in tarot 951 01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:01,600 ? I don't believe in Hitler 952 01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:05,100 The next six years were the best of my life. 953 01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:07,800 Apart from the preoccupation with false identity, 954 01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:12,200 there was little to indicate I was Britain's most wanted fugitive from justice. 955 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:15,300 I was very popular and had a lot of friends. 956 01:17:15,300 --> 01:17:20,500 They knew who I was and I was aware that any one could turn me in at any time. 957 01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:24,900 I just bigheadedly assumed that anyone who knew me liked me, 958 01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:26,300 and wouldn't do such a thing. 959 01:17:26,300 --> 01:17:28,700 I've got money. I've got real money. 960 01:17:28,700 --> 01:17:31,800 I'm one of the shakers and the movers in the film business now, 961 01:17:31,900 --> 01:17:33,600 living life in the fast lane! 962 01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:35,600 What's it about, then, the film? 963 01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:38,800 It's about a wee lad who falls in love with a horse. 964 01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:42,800 Gets a little boner for a fucking pony, eh? 965 01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:45,400 - What's the film called? - Equus. 966 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:49,500 ? I don't believe in Elvis 967 01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:55,400 ? I don't believe in Zimmerman 968 01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:01,600 ? I don't believe in Beatles... 969 01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:03,900 Will you marry me? 970 01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:06,900 Will I marry... 971 01:18:08,300 --> 01:18:11,900 ..Donald Nice? Or one of your other aliases? 972 01:18:14,100 --> 01:18:16,200 You choose, love. 973 01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:20,300 Are you serious? 974 01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:23,300 Yes, I am. 975 01:18:28,100 --> 01:18:30,800 I'd only want to marry you as you. 976 01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:36,500 You know I can't do that right now. 977 01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:46,200 Then I can't marry you. 978 01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:50,600 ? ..The dream weaver, but now... 979 01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:53,200 You're doing well. Just breathe deeply. 980 01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:55,300 Keep your breathing up. 981 01:18:56,700 --> 01:19:00,700 ? I was the walrus 982 01:19:01,400 --> 01:19:05,100 ? But now I'm John 983 01:19:08,800 --> 01:19:12,600 ? And so, dear friends... 984 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:18,700 - Can I take your name? - Mr and Mrs Nice. Booked a double room. 985 01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:24,700 ? The dream is over 986 01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:29,200 I'd just imported enough Colombian marijuana into the UK 987 01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:32,800 to get every inhabitant of the British lsles stoned. 988 01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:35,500 Would you go down to the bar? She won't settle with you hovering. 989 01:19:35,500 --> 01:19:39,300 - Are you going to leave them here alone? - No, the hotel gave me an intercom. 990 01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:42,500 - We can finally have a quiet dinner. - See you down there. 991 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,700 Keep the change. 992 01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:50,400 Thank you, sir. 993 01:20:09,900 --> 01:20:12,100 That's a nice watch. Can I see it? 994 01:20:12,100 --> 01:20:14,600 We are Customs officers and we're arresting you. 995 01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:15,500 All right. 996 01:20:15,700 --> 01:20:17,000 Judy! 997 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:18,900 Jude. 998 01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:21,300 Donald Nice. Is that your name, sir? 999 01:20:21,300 --> 01:20:22,400 Yeah. 1000 01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:24,900 What do you do for a living, Mr Nice? 1001 01:20:24,900 --> 01:20:27,000 I'm training to be a customs officer. 1002 01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:53,100 Howard, 1003 01:20:56,100 --> 01:20:58,800 will you marry me? 1004 01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:01,300 You wanna marry me now? 1005 01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:05,400 I could be banged up for 14 years. 1006 01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:08,100 I'll wait. 1007 01:21:22,700 --> 01:21:24,600 Howard and Judy... 1008 01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:41,200 - We'll be right outside. - Thank you, boys. 1009 01:21:57,400 --> 01:22:01,400 Howard. I can't talk to you. We cannot liaise with criminals. 1010 01:22:01,300 --> 01:22:03,200 Dope smuggling is hardly a crime. 1011 01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:05,300 Of course it is. Don't talk rot. It's illegal. 1012 01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:09,000 I thought we agreed hashish shouldn't be illegal. It's the law that's wrong. 1013 01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:10,100 Goodbye. 1014 01:22:33,700 --> 01:22:36,100 With your leave, my Lord, I'd like to call the defendant. 1015 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:41,500 Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? 1016 01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:43,500 I do. 1017 01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:48,600 I'd like to ask you, if I may, to explain to the court your involvement with Ml6. 1018 01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:52,500 In 1972, I was recruited by Ml6 1019 01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:56,400 to catch lRA arms smuggler James McCann, 1020 01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:59,300 by sucking him into dope deals. 1021 01:22:59,300 --> 01:23:03,400 I was doing rather well until Her Majesty's Customs and Excise 1022 01:23:03,300 --> 01:23:06,500 messed up the secret service's plans by arresting me. 1023 01:23:06,500 --> 01:23:11,000 Bail was arranged. I skipped, as arranged. 1024 01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:14,300 The media, however, had procured confidential information 1025 01:23:14,300 --> 01:23:18,200 that I was an Ml6 agent, and my cover was blown. 1026 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:22,100 And knowing no other life than that of a spy, 1027 01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:26,400 I was instructed by Ml6 to work for the Mexican secret services, 1028 01:23:26,400 --> 01:23:32,100 who, strangely enough, were also interested in James McCann, due to their belief 1029 01:23:31,900 --> 01:23:36,300 that he was aiding Mexican terrorist group September 23rd League 1030 01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:40,900 in arms acquisition, fundraising through dope deals. 1031 01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:45,900 And in order to fulfil my dangerous mission, 1032 01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:49,300 I involved myself in dope deals. 1033 01:23:49,300 --> 01:23:55,800 Mr Marks, you are using a little bit of the truth and then glossing it. 1034 01:23:55,700 --> 01:24:00,900 It is conceded that Marks was recruited by Ml6 1035 01:24:00,800 --> 01:24:03,000 for three months in 1973, 1036 01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:07,000 by someone who was indiscreet enough to ask for his assistance. 1037 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:10,600 But the rest is a myth, 1038 01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:13,400 mounted by him as a smokescreen, 1039 01:24:13,300 --> 01:24:18,900 while he was indulging in very high-level drug trafficking. 1040 01:24:18,800 --> 01:24:25,000 Let me challenge you to produce this member of the Mexican secret services, 1041 01:24:24,900 --> 01:24:26,900 who you say recruited you. 1042 01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:44,500 - Is what is written on this paper your name? - Yes, your Honour. 1043 01:24:44,400 --> 01:24:49,300 My Lord, should the jury not see that document? 1044 01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:51,000 He would rather they did not. 1045 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:56,800 So what opportunity will you give me to check on your credentials? 1046 01:24:56,700 --> 01:24:59,300 None, your Honour. It's a matter of national security. 1047 01:24:59,300 --> 01:25:06,100 Your Lordship will recognise that matters of quite clearly spurious national security 1048 01:25:05,900 --> 01:25:09,400 cannot be permitted to intervene on the prosecution's case. 1049 01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:13,800 My Lord, the defendant was challenged to produce this witness and he has done so. 1050 01:25:14,900 --> 01:25:20,800 - Did you try to recruit this man here? - Yes, I did. 1051 01:25:20,700 --> 01:25:26,200 I gave him $150,000. I can't tell you why, your Honour. 1052 01:25:26,100 --> 01:25:28,100 It's a matter of national security. 1053 01:25:29,100 --> 01:25:33,600 What nobody knew was that the Mexican was, in fact, a real cop 1054 01:25:33,500 --> 01:25:35,400 who was a buddy of Ernie Combs. 1055 01:25:35,500 --> 01:25:39,200 This was committing perjury on a grand scale. 1056 01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:42,700 Was anyone really gonna buy all this? 1057 01:25:57,200 --> 01:26:00,200 Has the jury reached a verdict upon which you are all agreed? 1058 01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:01,900 Yes. 1059 01:26:08,600 --> 01:26:11,400 Will the defendant please stand? 1060 01:26:12,300 --> 01:26:17,700 Members of the jury, how do you find the defendant? Guilty or not guilty? 1061 01:26:17,500 --> 01:26:19,400 Not guilty. 1062 01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:22,300 Mr Marks, you are free to go. 1063 01:26:32,500 --> 01:26:34,500 Thank you. 1064 01:26:35,100 --> 01:26:37,700 - Rey! - This way, sir. 1065 01:26:38,500 --> 01:26:40,100 Whoa! 1066 01:26:43,700 --> 01:26:46,900 - Promise me you'll never deal drugs again. - I promise. 1067 01:26:46,900 --> 01:26:48,900 - Look me in the eye and say it. - I promise. 1068 01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:57,400 The city of Palma is a delightful mixture of medieval, ltalian and Moorish architecture. 1069 01:26:57,200 --> 01:27:01,200 People smoke hash in the streets, the weather is perfect. 1070 01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:03,700 We figured we could live here. 1071 01:27:14,000 --> 01:27:16,500 I set up a wine import business. 1072 01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:18,800 Meticulous accounts were maintained, 1073 01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:22,800 and national insurance, income tax, graduated pensions, 1074 01:27:22,900 --> 01:27:28,100 corporation tax and value-added tax were most conscientiously paid. 1075 01:27:27,900 --> 01:27:31,500 I was very busy and very straight. 1076 01:27:32,600 --> 01:27:34,700 I was also very bored. 1077 01:27:35,900 --> 01:27:37,500 Aw, flip. 1078 01:27:38,100 --> 01:27:39,100 Was that wrong? 1079 01:27:39,500 --> 01:27:43,000 What should you do when someone offers you drugs? 1080 01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:45,000 Just say no! 1081 01:27:45,100 --> 01:27:47,500 What will you do when someone offers you drugs? 1082 01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:50,000 Just say no! 1083 01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:53,600 - I can't hear you. - Just say no! 1084 01:28:29,600 --> 01:28:33,600 - Ah, DH Marks! How are you, my friend? - Are you all right? 1085 01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:35,500 - Good to see you. - Enjoy the flight? 1086 01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:37,500 - Ah, it was OK. - Yeah? Tired? 1087 01:28:37,600 --> 01:28:39,600 I am a bit tired, actually. 1088 01:28:39,600 --> 01:28:41,400 Bit thirsty and hungry as well. 1089 01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:43,700 Oi! 1090 01:28:43,700 --> 01:28:46,600 Are you waiting for me? Yeah? 1091 01:28:46,600 --> 01:28:49,100 Did you get the picture? 1092 01:28:49,100 --> 01:28:52,200 - DH Marks, you are the absolute limit. - Don't panic. 1093 01:29:02,300 --> 01:29:04,100 We just got some coordinates. 1094 01:29:04,100 --> 01:29:09,900 We have latitude North 063504. 1095 01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:16,400 Longitude, we have West 1525302. 1096 01:29:27,100 --> 01:29:29,200 - Hey! - Ernie. 1097 01:29:29,300 --> 01:29:32,900 - ¿Cómo està? Hey! - Ernie boy. 1098 01:29:32,900 --> 01:29:35,100 I just got tickets for this play tonight. 1099 01:29:35,100 --> 01:29:37,700 I just got them right now. 1100 01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:41,300 - It's the first, you know. It's the first. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1101 01:29:41,300 --> 01:29:44,000 The first! The first! The first! Fuck it, the first! 1102 01:29:44,300 --> 01:29:46,400 Unfortunately, I can't... 1103 01:29:46,400 --> 01:29:49,400 go to the... show tonight, 1104 01:29:49,500 --> 01:29:52,500 because of this testing thing. 1105 01:29:58,000 --> 01:30:00,300 - Talk to Patti. - Howard. 1106 01:30:00,300 --> 01:30:02,400 Hey, Patti! 1107 01:30:03,300 --> 01:30:07,300 - So I can open the champagne? - Here, in my room. 1108 01:30:10,300 --> 01:30:11,500 God bless Afghanistan. 1109 01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:15,700 Full house. Stellar reviews. Get here for the next matinee. 1110 01:30:15,600 --> 01:30:18,100 Adios. Thank you. Enjoy yourself. 1111 01:30:18,800 --> 01:30:21,100 Afghanistan! 1112 01:30:21,100 --> 01:30:23,200 Hey. 1113 01:30:24,400 --> 01:30:28,500 Hey. Me Joseph, you Mary. 1114 01:30:29,300 --> 01:30:31,900 - Baby Jesus. - All right. 1115 01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:35,100 Baby. Hey, come here. 1116 01:30:40,500 --> 01:30:42,700 - Freeze! - Raise your hands. Don't move. 1117 01:30:42,700 --> 01:30:46,300 Calm down. Calm down. 1118 01:30:46,300 --> 01:30:50,000 ? Hello, hello 1119 01:31:00,800 --> 01:31:03,300 Fuck. 1120 01:31:03,300 --> 01:31:05,600 Howard, answer the phone. 1121 01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:07,500 Let it ring. 1122 01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:13,100 - Hola. - Howard? 1123 01:31:13,100 --> 01:31:16,800 Hey, Patrick! Here, you wanna speak to your new nephew? 1124 01:31:16,800 --> 01:31:20,400 - A friend of yours has a little problem. - Oh, really? 1125 01:31:20,300 --> 01:31:22,700 A medical problem, Howard. 1126 01:31:22,700 --> 01:31:25,200 Erm... The ambulance came and got him, 1127 01:31:25,300 --> 01:31:27,700 and hauled him off to the hospital, him and his wife. 1128 01:31:27,700 --> 01:31:30,000 - Are you OK? - I don't know. 1129 01:31:30,100 --> 01:31:33,100 Look, the thing is, Howard, 1130 01:31:33,100 --> 01:31:35,400 he was bitten by the dog. 1131 01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:39,800 - Your dog. - M-my... My dog is sick? 1132 01:31:39,800 --> 01:31:43,500 - Your dog has rabies. - OK, erm... 1133 01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:47,500 Patrick, I-I'm gonna... I'm gonna call you back, right? 1134 01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:50,200 In a couple of hours. I'll call you back, OK? 1135 01:31:50,100 --> 01:31:53,400 - Howard, call me. - OK. 1136 01:32:23,800 --> 01:32:26,500 Are you Patrick Lane? You're under arrest. 1137 01:32:29,300 --> 01:32:34,000 - The girls don't wanna go. Nor do I. - Listen, we'll enjoy it when we get there. 1138 01:32:33,900 --> 01:32:37,200 - I'm tired. - You like curry. You love it. 1139 01:32:37,200 --> 01:32:40,000 Yes, you do. We can do a poppadom smash. 1140 01:32:40,100 --> 01:32:41,700 You'll spend ten minutes eating curry. 1141 01:32:41,800 --> 01:32:44,300 Then you'll be in Taki's bar and I'll be stuck with the kids. 1142 01:32:46,300 --> 01:32:49,000 One, two, three... 1143 01:32:50,100 --> 01:32:53,000 Poppadom smash up! Cornflakes! 1144 01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:54,800 Our favourite bit! 1145 01:32:57,800 --> 01:33:01,300 War on drugs. What the fuck is a war? 1146 01:33:01,200 --> 01:33:04,200 How can you declare war on a fucking drug? 1147 01:33:05,200 --> 01:33:09,500 It's a plant. Most drugs are derivatives of plants. 1148 01:33:09,600 --> 01:33:11,900 How can you declare war on fucking plants? 1149 01:33:11,900 --> 01:33:14,000 - Howard, why don't you stop? - Stop what? 1150 01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:17,800 - Just stop. - I'm feeding my family, right? 1151 01:33:17,700 --> 01:33:20,100 I'm scared. Scared they're gonna bust you. 1152 01:33:20,100 --> 01:33:22,200 They're not gonna bust me here. 1153 01:33:23,800 --> 01:33:27,000 Don't be scared. Listen, listen. 1154 01:33:28,300 --> 01:33:30,500 Look at this. I don't wanna lose this. 1155 01:33:32,800 --> 01:33:35,600 I wanna be a husband and a father. 1156 01:33:37,100 --> 01:33:39,600 I don't wanna miss out on that. 1157 01:33:40,800 --> 01:33:43,100 You know, I was gonna slow up. 1158 01:33:43,100 --> 01:33:47,200 Now I'm... Already I'm a middle man now. 1159 01:33:47,100 --> 01:33:51,500 You know? In two years' time we'll be... we'll be legit. 1160 01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:53,500 Really? 1161 01:33:55,400 --> 01:33:56,700 Really. 1162 01:33:57,600 --> 01:34:00,300 Angel, my angel. 1163 01:34:02,500 --> 01:34:04,600 I love you. 1164 01:34:05,700 --> 01:34:07,800 I love you so much. 1165 01:34:09,500 --> 01:34:12,300 Hey! 1166 01:34:12,300 --> 01:34:14,400 Stop... that. 1167 01:34:19,100 --> 01:34:21,200 I've got to make a phone call. 1168 01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:51,300 Hello. 1169 01:34:52,100 --> 01:34:53,800 Hello? 1170 01:34:57,200 --> 01:35:00,200 - Amber, pour me the juice. I can't get it. - Come on, girls. 1171 01:35:00,100 --> 01:35:02,700 Amber, pass the orange juice. 1172 01:35:07,900 --> 01:35:11,800 Hey, don't touch Daddy's box, OK? 1173 01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:18,100 Hello? 1174 01:35:18,100 --> 01:35:20,700 Oh, Dave. Yeah, yeah, I'll buzz you in. 1175 01:35:26,500 --> 01:35:28,000 Oi, oi! 1176 01:35:30,400 --> 01:35:32,200 It's not exactly tennis weather, is it? 1177 01:35:32,400 --> 01:35:35,400 Well, you never know, it might brighten up a bit. 1178 01:35:35,300 --> 01:35:37,400 Yeah. Mmm. 1179 01:35:37,400 --> 01:35:41,900 - But if not, I'll get something warmer on... - Put something on and come in for a spliff. 1180 01:35:41,800 --> 01:35:43,300 See you in a minute. 1181 01:35:44,900 --> 01:35:48,200 See you in a minute, girls. 1182 01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:04,000 Hello. Can I help you? 1183 01:36:10,300 --> 01:36:13,400 Tranquillo. Tranquillo. 1184 01:36:14,400 --> 01:36:17,600 - OK. - Stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop, stop. 1185 01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:29,700 Hey, hey, hey! 1186 01:36:49,700 --> 01:36:51,800 Let's have him now. Come on, bring him to the car. 1187 01:36:51,900 --> 01:36:53,900 Vamos. 1188 01:36:53,900 --> 01:36:56,000 - Judy. - Vamos. 1189 01:36:56,700 --> 01:36:59,100 I wanna see my wife and children before I go. 1190 01:36:59,600 --> 01:37:01,800 - I wanna see my wife and children. - Later. 1191 01:37:06,900 --> 01:37:09,000 - Dave. - What's going on here? 1192 01:37:10,800 --> 01:37:14,300 - What's going on? - Just see the kids are OK, and Judy, OK? 1193 01:37:25,800 --> 01:37:27,900 No! 1194 01:37:32,700 --> 01:37:36,900 In Britain, the United States, Spain and other countries spanning three continents, 1195 01:37:36,800 --> 01:37:39,600 the men who wage war against the drug traffickers 1196 01:37:39,700 --> 01:37:42,700 have been celebrating the success of Operation Lynx. 1197 01:37:42,700 --> 01:37:47,000 After more than two years of undercover work, it's culminated in a series of arrests 1198 01:37:46,900 --> 01:37:51,700 and the smashing of what's being called one of the world's biggest drugs rings, 1199 01:37:51,600 --> 01:37:56,700 a ring allegedly masterminded by a Briton, Dennis Marks, who is aged 43. 1200 01:37:56,600 --> 01:37:59,100 This afternoon, he, his wife and another British citizen 1201 01:37:59,100 --> 01:38:02,800 appeared in court in Palma, Majorca, where they've been living. 1202 01:38:02,700 --> 01:38:04,800 They face extradition to the United States. 1203 01:38:04,800 --> 01:38:08,700 We're an innocent couple with a family. 1204 01:38:08,700 --> 01:38:12,800 All we want... We just wanna be with our children. We wanna be with our children. 1205 01:38:12,700 --> 01:38:17,200 There is no reason in the world why my wife should be locked up in this establishment. 1206 01:38:17,100 --> 01:38:21,700 She has committed no crime. The children are with their aunt at the moment. 1207 01:38:21,600 --> 01:38:25,100 Of course, we're both desperate to see them. 1208 01:38:25,100 --> 01:38:29,900 It looks as if Marks and the others will be extradited to Miami within days. 1209 01:38:29,900 --> 01:38:33,300 Spanish police have cooperated fully with both the investigation and the arrests. 1210 01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:35,900 Spain is unlikely to act as a haven. 1211 01:38:42,300 --> 01:38:46,000 - Please state your name for the record. - Patrick Lane. 1212 01:38:46,000 --> 01:38:50,600 No way can I become a snitch, a grass, 1213 01:38:50,600 --> 01:38:54,700 a chivato, a stool pigeon, a squealer, 1214 01:38:54,700 --> 01:38:58,700 a rat, a traitor, a wrong 'un, 1215 01:38:58,600 --> 01:39:02,500 a betrayer, a Judas. 1216 01:39:02,500 --> 01:39:06,200 How would you describe your function in the Marks cartel? 1217 01:39:06,200 --> 01:39:07,700 Guilty. 1218 01:39:07,800 --> 01:39:09,500 In your witness statement, Mr Malik, 1219 01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:14,000 you suggested that you were responsible for creating in factories in Afghanistan 1220 01:39:13,900 --> 01:39:17,100 hashish that was distributed by Mr Marks. Is that true? 1221 01:39:18,300 --> 01:39:21,000 - Guilty. - Mr Malik, please. 1222 01:39:21,000 --> 01:39:24,800 We expect that you will answer the question to the best of your ability. 1223 01:39:24,700 --> 01:39:26,200 Please answer the question. 1224 01:39:26,300 --> 01:39:28,900 - Could you repeat the question, please? - Yes. 1225 01:39:29,000 --> 01:39:32,000 - Now we're getting somewhere. - Mr Malik, 1226 01:39:31,900 --> 01:39:34,900 what was your role in the Marks cartel? 1227 01:39:38,900 --> 01:39:41,900 - Guilty. - Who did you take your orders from? 1228 01:39:42,000 --> 01:39:44,500 - Guilty. - Your Honour... 1229 01:39:44,500 --> 01:39:47,200 This behaviour will not be tolerated in my court. 1230 01:39:48,000 --> 01:39:50,200 In your opinion, Mr Lane, would you say 1231 01:39:50,300 --> 01:39:56,400 that this business constituted a drugs organisation with a hierarchy? 1232 01:39:56,400 --> 01:39:57,700 Most definitely. 1233 01:39:57,700 --> 01:40:00,100 And was there somebody at the top of this hierarchy? 1234 01:40:00,200 --> 01:40:03,200 - Yes. - Who would that be, Mr Lane? 1235 01:40:03,200 --> 01:40:05,000 It would be Howard Marks. 1236 01:40:05,100 --> 01:40:09,300 Could you please point to the head of this cartel? 1237 01:40:12,200 --> 01:40:15,900 For the record, I'd just like to point out that he's addressing Mr Marks. 1238 01:40:15,900 --> 01:40:17,900 Yes, we have that on the record, thank you. 1239 01:40:18,000 --> 01:40:20,100 And in your understanding, Mr Combs, 1240 01:40:20,100 --> 01:40:25,300 who was it you were actually dealing with in the Marks cartel? 1241 01:40:25,200 --> 01:40:27,000 That would be Howard Marks. 1242 01:40:27,100 --> 01:40:30,700 Would you mind pointing to Mr Marks, Mr Howard Marks? 1243 01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:36,600 For the record, your Honour, I'd like to point out who he's pointing to. 1244 01:40:36,700 --> 01:40:38,700 Yes, we have that on the record, thank you. 1245 01:40:38,700 --> 01:40:41,700 Would you mind pointing to Mr Marks? 1246 01:40:42,400 --> 01:40:46,800 Uhh... does the defence have any questions for this witness? 1247 01:40:46,700 --> 01:40:48,100 No. 1248 01:40:59,100 --> 01:41:01,600 No physical contact. 1249 01:41:01,600 --> 01:41:05,500 You may hold hands. You have 20 minutes. 1250 01:41:05,400 --> 01:41:07,700 Hello, love. 1251 01:41:08,600 --> 01:41:11,100 What's wrong with your hands? 1252 01:41:11,200 --> 01:41:14,500 It's just... It's just an allergy or something. Stress. 1253 01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:23,700 Are you OK? 1254 01:41:28,100 --> 01:41:32,000 There's a problem. With the kids. 1255 01:41:32,000 --> 01:41:33,700 Wh... 1256 01:41:35,800 --> 01:41:38,100 Asha's boyfriend's become a junkie. 1257 01:41:39,100 --> 01:41:41,800 - He spends his time beating them. - No. 1258 01:41:42,600 --> 01:41:45,600 They've left little Patrick locked in his room. 1259 01:41:45,700 --> 01:41:49,400 No. No. No. 1260 01:41:51,900 --> 01:41:54,800 Amber said he threatened her if she opened the door. 1261 01:41:54,900 --> 01:41:59,100 - No, no. - She screamed and screamed. 1262 01:41:59,000 --> 01:42:03,100 No, no, no. 1263 01:42:04,600 --> 01:42:07,500 But it's all right now. It's all right. 1264 01:42:10,200 --> 01:42:13,500 - But I need to be with them. - I know. I know you do. 1265 01:42:15,800 --> 01:42:17,700 Please. 1266 01:42:17,700 --> 01:42:22,800 - They need me. - I know, Judy. I know. 1267 01:42:24,400 --> 01:42:26,500 Come on, Howard. 1268 01:42:30,000 --> 01:42:32,100 Come on, plead guilty. 1269 01:42:35,700 --> 01:42:37,500 Plead guilty and we'll let Judy go home. 1270 01:42:41,400 --> 01:42:44,000 You've gotta stop using her like this. 1271 01:42:44,900 --> 01:42:47,400 Think of your children. 1272 01:42:47,400 --> 01:42:51,400 The pain.... they're suffering. 1273 01:42:58,200 --> 01:43:02,300 Then again, I could always appear to cooperate. 1274 01:43:02,200 --> 01:43:04,600 Have you heard of a man named James McCann? 1275 01:43:04,600 --> 01:43:06,800 Fucking Christ. 1276 01:43:06,900 --> 01:43:08,300 Stop my fucking car? 1277 01:43:14,100 --> 01:43:16,800 You don't know who you're fucking dealing with! 1278 01:43:16,900 --> 01:43:19,600 I'm the Kid! Look at the Kid go! 1279 01:43:20,100 --> 01:43:22,700 Got you covered. 1280 01:43:24,400 --> 01:43:27,200 - Hands in the air! - Don't make a move. 1281 01:43:28,200 --> 01:43:31,200 I am Captain James McCann 1282 01:43:31,200 --> 01:43:33,800 of the Provisional lrish Republican Army. 1283 01:43:33,800 --> 01:43:38,300 And I am surrendering to tools of the British Empire, 1284 01:43:38,200 --> 01:43:40,800 and I demand the status of prisoner of war. 1285 01:43:41,900 --> 01:43:45,300 This'll be a grand story in the bars on St Paddy's Day, fellas, eh? 1286 01:43:45,300 --> 01:43:48,300 How you helped out the fucking Brits! 1287 01:43:51,100 --> 01:43:54,300 I'm the Emerald Pimpernel! 1288 01:44:04,700 --> 01:44:07,900 This is the case of the United States versus Howard Marks, 1289 01:44:07,900 --> 01:44:09,500 I see that Mr Marks is present. 1290 01:44:09,700 --> 01:44:12,200 Would the defendant please rise? 1291 01:44:13,700 --> 01:44:19,300 Mr Marks, federal statutes prohibit trafficking in marijuana. 1292 01:44:19,200 --> 01:44:22,400 I have taken an oath to administerjustice, 1293 01:44:22,400 --> 01:44:26,600 and to perform all duties agreeable to the laws of the United States. 1294 01:44:28,400 --> 01:44:33,100 So, even if I were, uh, to agree 1295 01:44:33,100 --> 01:44:37,500 that the laws concerning the use and sale of marijuana 1296 01:44:37,400 --> 01:44:40,100 were inappropriate, even foolish, 1297 01:44:41,100 --> 01:44:45,800 I would have to abide by them until Congress has repealed them. 1298 01:44:45,700 --> 01:44:47,800 I impose the following sentence. 1299 01:44:47,800 --> 01:44:52,100 As to Count One of the indictment, for a term of ten years. 1300 01:44:52,100 --> 01:44:54,500 As to Count Two of the indictment, 1301 01:44:55,600 --> 01:44:57,700 a term of fifteen years. 1302 01:44:57,700 --> 01:45:00,900 Sentences to run consecutively, 1303 01:45:00,900 --> 01:45:06,400 for a total of twenty-five years. 1304 01:45:08,500 --> 01:45:11,500 Case is dismissed. 1305 01:45:13,000 --> 01:45:15,400 Doing time began to get hard. 1306 01:45:15,400 --> 01:45:19,300 I'd been down for four years and I had more than another twelve to do, 1307 01:45:19,200 --> 01:45:22,500 as seemed certain I would be denied parole. 1308 01:45:22,600 --> 01:45:26,300 Judy couldn't wait for me that long. No one could. 1309 01:45:27,200 --> 01:45:29,700 At the age of 60, I would re-enter the world, 1310 01:45:29,700 --> 01:45:34,900 skint, full of hate, and completely unemployable and useless. 1311 01:45:34,800 --> 01:45:38,400 I would be old and ugly. No one would want to shag me. 1312 01:45:40,400 --> 01:45:44,000 I caught shingles and had several bouts of flu. 1313 01:45:44,800 --> 01:45:47,000 Smoke and phlegm filled my lungs. 1314 01:45:47,000 --> 01:45:50,800 I couldn't piss properly. I couldn't bend my left leg. 1315 01:45:50,800 --> 01:45:53,300 I had pains everywhere. 1316 01:45:53,200 --> 01:45:55,600 Abscesses filled my gums. 1317 01:45:55,600 --> 01:45:57,400 Jesus Christ! 1318 01:45:57,600 --> 01:46:01,300 God! Make it fucking stop! 1319 01:46:06,200 --> 01:46:08,300 Please. 1320 01:46:10,100 --> 01:46:13,800 Please help me. Please help me. Please help me. 1321 01:46:13,900 --> 01:46:16,000 Shh! 1322 01:46:21,300 --> 01:46:23,400 Oh, fucking hell. 1323 01:46:24,100 --> 01:46:26,200 I can't feel a fucking thing. 1324 01:46:41,200 --> 01:46:43,200 Daddy... 1325 01:46:43,900 --> 01:46:46,500 Daddy's coming... 1326 01:46:50,200 --> 01:47:02,500 Daddy... 1327 01:47:08,600 --> 01:47:11,400 I was given the job of teaching English grammar 1328 01:47:11,400 --> 01:47:15,200 to prisoners studying their General Education Diploma. 1329 01:47:15,100 --> 01:47:19,400 Most of my pupils were looking at the rest of their life behind bars. 1330 01:47:19,500 --> 01:47:21,400 An inmates' teacher, if not cautious, 1331 01:47:21,400 --> 01:47:25,600 could find himself regarded as a semi-hack orjailhouse snitch. 1332 01:47:25,600 --> 01:47:29,600 I was scared, but I applied the usual rule. 1333 01:47:30,200 --> 01:47:31,300 Never show your fear. 1334 01:47:32,600 --> 01:47:35,300 41526004, 1335 01:47:35,400 --> 01:47:38,000 you can call me Howard. 1336 01:47:38,000 --> 01:47:40,400 And so I became the jailhouse lawyer. 1337 01:47:40,500 --> 01:47:43,400 I wrote to congressmen, judges, lawyers, 1338 01:47:43,300 --> 01:47:47,500 had some successes, got convictions overturned. 1339 01:47:48,600 --> 01:47:50,100 To whom it may concern... 1340 01:47:50,200 --> 01:47:54,500 US lmmigration would not allow Judy back into the country to visit me 1341 01:47:54,500 --> 01:47:56,800 because she had a conviction. 1342 01:47:57,500 --> 01:48:00,000 But that could not stop the kids. 1343 01:48:13,100 --> 01:48:15,700 I thought Amber was Judy. 1344 01:48:20,900 --> 01:48:25,400 When I finally saw Francesca, she looked like my memory of Myfanwy. 1345 01:48:25,400 --> 01:48:30,200 Myfanwy wanted to share her sixteenth birthday with me. 1346 01:48:30,200 --> 01:48:34,700 I had five days of heavenly visits. I loved them so much. 1347 01:48:38,700 --> 01:48:42,000 Since he joined the education programme, these kids, some got out. 1348 01:48:42,000 --> 01:48:44,600 Even those that are staying have learned to read, to write... 1349 01:48:44,700 --> 01:48:47,900 There was no reason whatsoever to think that anything had changed 1350 01:48:47,900 --> 01:48:51,500 with respect to the big dope dealers never being granted parole. 1351 01:48:51,400 --> 01:48:53,200 But I went through the motions 1352 01:48:53,300 --> 01:48:56,200 and turned up in the prison parole hearing rooms 1353 01:48:56,200 --> 01:49:00,000 to present my case on the last day of January 1995. 1354 01:49:00,100 --> 01:49:03,600 Mr Marks, due to evidence that the recommendation you spend 1355 01:49:03,500 --> 01:49:06,000 the majority of your sentence in the UK was ignored, 1356 01:49:06,100 --> 01:49:09,800 because of pleadings by the DEA for you to remain in Terre Haute 1357 01:49:09,800 --> 01:49:13,700 your sentence has turned out harsher than the court originally intended. 1358 01:49:13,700 --> 01:49:17,500 In light of this, I am recommending to the United States Regional Parole Commission 1359 01:49:17,400 --> 01:49:19,900 for you to be released on parole on March 20th. 1360 01:49:31,100 --> 01:49:33,200 Thank you. 1361 01:49:35,200 --> 01:49:37,600 C-Can I call home please? 1362 01:49:38,400 --> 01:49:39,600 It's OK. 1363 01:50:32,500 --> 01:50:36,900 Like I said, are there any plain-clothes policemen in the audience tonight? 1364 01:50:38,900 --> 01:50:41,000 Thank fuck for that. 1365 01:50:53,700 --> 01:50:58,300 Don't bogart that joint, my friend 1366 01:50:59,100 --> 01:51:02,100 Pass it over to me 1367 01:51:04,600 --> 01:51:09,000 Don't bogart that joint, my friend 1368 01:51:09,700 --> 01:51:12,400 Pass it over to me 1369 01:51:15,300 --> 01:51:18,400 Roll another one 1370 01:51:20,900 --> 01:51:23,800 Just like the other one 1371 01:51:25,500 --> 01:51:28,900 You've been holding onto it 1372 01:51:30,600 --> 01:51:34,000 And I sure would like a hit 1373 01:51:36,300 --> 01:51:40,800 Don't bogart that joint, my friend 1374 01:51:41,500 --> 01:51:45,100 Pass it over to me 1375 01:51:46,800 --> 01:51:51,200 Don't bogart that joint, my friend 1376 01:51:52,100 --> 01:51:55,400 Pass it over to me 1377 01:52:08,300 --> 01:52:20,600 Roll 1378 01:52:20,300 --> 01:52:24,300 Another one 1379 01:52:24,300 --> 01:52:27,500 Just like the other one 1380 01:52:29,400 --> 01:52:33,000 That one's just about done to the end 1381 01:52:34,000 --> 01:52:37,300 So come on, be a real friend 1382 01:52:39,600 --> 01:52:43,800 Don't bogart that joint, my friend 1383 01:52:45,000 --> 01:52:48,400 Pass it over to me 1384 01:52:50,300 --> 01:52:54,900 Don't bogart that joint, my friend 1385 01:52:55,600 --> 01:52:58,900 Pass it over to me 1386 01:53:00,800 --> 01:53:03,400 Come on, everybody, now. Sing along now 1387 01:53:03,400 --> 01:53:08,200 Don't bogart that joint, my friend 1388 01:53:08,800 --> 01:53:11,700 Pass it over to me 1389 01:53:14,000 --> 01:53:18,800 Don't bogart that joint, my friend 1390 01:53:19,600 --> 01:53:22,700 Pass it over to me 1391 01:53:24,700 --> 01:53:29,500 Don't bogart that joint, my friend 1392 01:53:30,200 --> 01:53:37,400 Pass it over to me? 102734