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Every group of friends
has that one song
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that no matter where you are
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or what you're doing,
it pulls you out of your seat.
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That was me and my crew,
The Flossy Posse.
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I know, trust me.
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Everything you had?
We had it and did it better.
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But those were my girls,
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thinking we were
the baddest chicks
in the game.
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Definitely the baddest
chicks at FAMU.
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Flossy Posse.
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There was Sasha.
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A journalism major
with intelligence to shine
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on the country's
most respected publications.
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Then she ended up doing
a, um, different kind of
journalism.
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It may not be
Pulitzer Prize-winning...
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...but she's
making it happen.
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She's gonna be fine.
I don't even know why...
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We've gone
through this before.
Here she comes.
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There was Dina.
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She was a risk-taker.
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It's chlamydia, y'all!
That shit should
get cured! Ay!
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But that's our girl.
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Of course, there's Lisa.
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Despite being
the sexy party girl,
she was a natural nurturer.
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She gave love even
when it didn't love her.
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Aww...
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Come here, baby! Aww!
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Me? I'm Ryan Pierce.
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Successful author...
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You write best-selling books,
you cook on talk shows,
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you make appearances
all across the country.
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How do you have
time for a life?
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As women, we're told
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that we have to choose
between the personal
and the professional,
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but I control
my own destiny.
I am strong,
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I am powerful,
I am beautiful.
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If I will it,
I can have it all.
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Married my
college sweetheart...
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I'm a huge fan, Stewart.
Thank you.
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But I do have
a question for you.
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How does a former
All-Pro tight end
like yourself,
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how do you hook up
with the second
coming of Oprah?
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Ryan's strength
has always been
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making others
their best selves,
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and I knew I needed
that in my life.
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I married my best friend.
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Yeah, you got him, girl!
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And the Flossy Posse
was there to witness.
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We were ride or die.
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But sometimes,
words go unsaid,
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disagreements go unresolved.
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You still talk on the phone,
keep up on social media,
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but a year goes by
where you don't
see each other.
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And that year turns to five,
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and before you know it,
you're so busy trying
to get what you want
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that one day you look up
and find out
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that the thing
you loved the most,
your crew,
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the people
who make you feel at home
no matter where you are,
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they're gone.
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Yeah, I heard you.
No, I gotta go.
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I have to ask the question
to get the answer. Okay, bye.
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Hey, sweetheart. Ryan?
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Ryan? Hey!
Earth to Ryan!
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Honey, listen. I know
that you are exhausted.
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I got you running
all over this planet
doing this book,
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but the Essence folks
just called and...
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And
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they want you to be
the keynote speaker
this year.
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Yeah, it's VIP,
five-star treatment
all the way.
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You just sign some books,
sign some autographs,
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shake hands, you have
heaps of praise...
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And that's when
you realize
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that the Flossy Posse
needs to ride again.
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Tell them I'd be honored.
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You can purchase
Ryan Pierce's latest
New York Times bestseller,
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You Can Have It All,
in New Orleans
at Essence Fest.
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Well, speaking about
"You Can Have It All,"
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when are you two
going to start a family?
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Oh, God...
Because we know you would
make beautiful babies.
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Trust me,
it is on the agenda.
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No, I need you to
bring me something
I can use,
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something good.
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Let me call you back.
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Bill, look,
I know why you're upset,
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but I can't make people
click on your ads.
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Well,
you better do something.
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You guaranteed me
eyeballs on your site,
and I'm losing money, Sasha.
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Well, I'm going to
Essence Fest this weekend.
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Me and my girl, Ryan Pierce,
will be up in all
the hot VIP spots.
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Ryan Pierce?
Any dirt on her?
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Absolutely not.
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Plus, I can't invent scandal.
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But I guarantee you,
nine months from now,
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there's gonna be
a lot of babies
named "Essence."
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Cute, Sasha,
not helpful.
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Just give me a few more days
to increase views.
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Please.
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Post something
your viewers wanna see
this weekend,
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or we're done.
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Hold, please.
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Yeah, motherfucker!
Eat a bowl of dicks,
motherfucker!
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You know you need me!
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I'm the bitch
in these streets!
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You've put me
on FaceTime.
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Oh, my God.
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Shit!
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Oh, no, no, no!
That's my car!
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Dina, it has come
to my attention
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that you had
a bit of a conflict
with a fellow employee.
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No, not really.
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I didn't know
it was your lunch!
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Stupid motherfucker!
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Don't you run from me!
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The point is, physically
assaulting a co-worker
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because he accidentally
stole your lunch...
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Accidentally?
Is that what he told you?
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He knew that was
my Go-Gurt.
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That motherfucker is
crazy for that shit.
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Be that as it may,
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this is not the first time
something like this
has happened.
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I'm gonna need
to terminate you.
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I'm letting you go.
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Word?
Word.
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Ahh.
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Yeah.
Good looking out, Ted.
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Thanks for
letting me go, man.
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Appreciate that,
nothing but water
under the bridge.
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I'm gonna go
and get back to work.
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No, there's no water
and no bridge.
You're fired.
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Why you making me feel like
I'm on The Apprentice
or something?
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Look, I get it.
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You're upset, I shouldn't
be throwing things in
a "place of work."
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Why are you making air quotes?
This is a place of work.
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Lesson learned.
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Oh, you're so
understanding.
Oh, oh, oh!
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By the way,
I'm going to Essence Fest
this weekend with my girls.
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We about to turnt up!
So I'm gonna need Friday off.
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Okay.
Uh, you can have
all days off, Dina,
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because you
no longer work here.
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Do you understand
what I'm saying?
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Totally,
see you bright and early
Tuesday morning.
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Plus or minus a few hours
depending on traffic.
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Dina, we're not done yet!
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- Yes, we are.
- Dina!
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Okay, Ted.
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Snitches get stitches.
Oh, shit!
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Dina, you need
to grow up!
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Mmm-hmm.
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Bath time,
homework time,
snack time.
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Seaweed chips,
cucumber rounds
without the skin.
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Bed time,
8:00 p.m. sharp.
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Ma...
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I need you to focus.
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Would you calm down?
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I have raised kids before.
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And some of them
turned out okay.
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You know what? Forget it,
I'm just gonna stay.
I'm gonna stay.
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Because I can't
have these kids
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deviate from their
schedule in any way,
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it just messes
everything up.
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So forget it.
What up, bitch!
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Oh, what's good,
Miss Miller?
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Hello, Dina.
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Have you heard of
a doorbell?
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Uh, have you heard
of locking doors?
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There's crazy
people out there.
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You ready to get turnt?
No, I'm not going,
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because I don't wanna
leave the kids alone!
No!
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It's not gonna work!
No!
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For once, I agree with Dina
and her foul mouth.
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She needs this trip
so she can go off
and get some love,
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so she can stop
being so grouchy
all the time.
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Ma!
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Your mama know
there's cobwebs
on that thing.
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You know what?
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Sorry.
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Aw...
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Bye, Mama!
Oh, my goodness!
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I'm gonna
miss you so much.
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Heifer, you are not
going off to war.
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Go, go, I beg of you, go!
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We'll be fine.
You are so silly.
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Scrubs, really?
That's what you're doing?
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What's wrong with this?
Uh-huh. We're not
going nowhere
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until we see you with
some camel toe, okay?
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No, I don't do camel toe.
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Okay, well, you can't
just show forearm!
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That's not sexy.
All right, Dina!
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What? Are you going
to teach first grade?
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Who wears socks this
thick in New Orleans?
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Nobody.
All right.
I've organized everything.
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What is this,
the Bidi Bidi Bom Bom
collection?
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Is this a Care Bear?
Don't touch my things!
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As usual, you guys
fucking killed it!
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And I'm not the only one
who thought so.
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Are you gonna tell us
who else thought so?
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You have no patience
for dramatic revelation!
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Fine.
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Bethany Marshall,
the head of marketing
from Best Mart, thought so,
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and...
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And what else?
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She wants
to launch an exclusive
"Ryan and Stewart" collection
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and underwrite
a "Ryan and Stewart"
talk show!
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Boom!
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Wait, are you serious?
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Yes, I'm serious!
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That's amazing!
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I know!
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She said, and I quote,
"They're both just so real."
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She's gonna send
her business affair peeps
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down to New Orleans
this weekend
to make the offer.
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They wanna launch
by end of year.
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That's amazing!
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Thank you!
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Honey, thank you!
We're gonna be rich!
We're gonna be rich!
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And thank you!
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Hey, babe, I gotta head out
or I'm gonna miss my flight.
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But I will see you
and the Flossy Posse
in New Orleans.
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Yes.
All right.
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I love you.
I love you.
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In love with you.
I'm in love with you.
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I love you!
Come here!
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Aw...
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Thanks.
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Whoo!
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Hmm.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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I'm so lonely.
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Oh, you smell good.
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She bought it for me.
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Sorry, go before
I spank you. I just did.
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Please go. Bye!
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Oh! Gosh, that man knows
how to exit a room.
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Woof!
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Now, Ryan, honey,
don't be mad, but with
so much on the line,
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are you sure that
you wanna get turned with
your girls this weekend?
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I promised them a free trip
and it's "turnt" with a "T."
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Okay, got it.
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But maybe just wait
until the deal closes,
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and then take them all
to St. Barts, buy them all
Birkin bags or something?
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00:11:07,927 --> 00:11:09,767
Liz, it'll be fine,
I promise.
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Listen, we're all adults
and our insane party days
are behind us.
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Well, most of us.
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00:11:14,558 --> 00:11:17,898
I just know if I was with
my college girlfriends
in New Orleans,
246
00:11:18,062 --> 00:11:19,852
there'd be
pictures of our tits
all over the Internet.
247
00:11:20,022 --> 00:11:22,402
There's actually
a few of those out there,
I don't know if you saw.
248
00:11:22,566 --> 00:11:23,816
But, anyway,
it doesn't matter because
249
00:11:23,901 --> 00:11:25,231
the point is,
I have civilian titties,
250
00:11:25,319 --> 00:11:26,909
but you have
bestselling
author titties,
251
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,537
and 10% of
your titties
are my titties.
252
00:11:28,656 --> 00:11:31,536
I just want
our titties to
have a future.
253
00:11:32,284 --> 00:11:33,454
Liz.
Yeah.
254
00:11:33,619 --> 00:11:34,749
What's the name of my book?
255
00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:37,280
You Can Have It All.
256
00:11:37,373 --> 00:11:38,913
Exactly.
257
00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:42,372
Okay, you're right,
I gotta defer
to your judgment.
258
00:11:42,545 --> 00:11:45,465
So, listen,
I'm gonna fly in before
your first appearance.
259
00:11:45,631 --> 00:11:47,961
I'm really excited to
meet the Flossy Posse.
260
00:11:48,134 --> 00:11:51,014
You girls are gonna be
keekee-ing all weekend.
261
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:55,300
Okay. Liz?
Yeah.
262
00:11:55,391 --> 00:11:57,431
I'm gonna say this
out of love.
Preach, girl.
263
00:11:57,518 --> 00:12:01,188
Mmm. Please refrain
from saying things
like "preach,"
264
00:12:01,272 --> 00:12:04,312
or "Go, girl,"
"Bye, Felicia,"
"ratchet,"
265
00:12:04,483 --> 00:12:07,063
or any other colloquialisms
that you may have heard
266
00:12:07,153 --> 00:12:08,943
or looked up on
Urban Dictionary.
267
00:12:09,530 --> 00:12:11,780
This weekend, over half
a million black women
268
00:12:11,866 --> 00:12:15,746
of all sizes,
shades, from all different
socio-economic backgrounds
269
00:12:15,828 --> 00:12:17,418
are descending on
the Crescent City
270
00:12:17,496 --> 00:12:21,206
to celebrate black womanhood
in all its glorious forms.
271
00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:24,620
You, my dear friend,
are a guest.
272
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,506
Act accordingly.
273
00:12:28,716 --> 00:12:30,716
Wow.
274
00:12:31,552 --> 00:12:32,722
I'm not even offended.
275
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,263
You're the best!
Oh! Mmm.
276
00:12:35,181 --> 00:12:36,261
Thank you.
277
00:12:39,143 --> 00:12:42,393
Have fun on
your hashtag Black
Girl Magic weekend.
278
00:12:43,522 --> 00:12:44,522
Girl, bye!
279
00:12:47,735 --> 00:12:51,445
4718 to New Orleans will
commence boarding shortly.
280
00:12:51,739 --> 00:12:54,079
Got my hand sanitizer.
281
00:12:54,158 --> 00:12:57,118
Got my anti-nausea medication,
hold on to that. Oh!
282
00:12:57,578 --> 00:12:59,128
Hi, earplugs!
283
00:12:59,205 --> 00:13:01,295
Oh. You need to
relax, Judge Judy.
284
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:05,370
You know,
I got some bomb-ass kush
if you wanna take a hit of it
285
00:13:05,461 --> 00:13:07,421
before you get
on the plane. That shit
will have you right.
286
00:13:07,796 --> 00:13:10,926
Where did you hide it?
You know what?
287
00:13:11,133 --> 00:13:12,843
Never mind,
I'm not even gonna ask.
288
00:13:13,385 --> 00:13:14,975
Fine, I ain't
gonna tell you.
289
00:13:17,973 --> 00:13:19,393
Okay, I'mma tell you.
290
00:13:19,475 --> 00:13:20,975
Where the sun don't shine.
291
00:13:21,894 --> 00:13:25,894
You know,
a lot of people think
that means the vagina.
292
00:13:26,232 --> 00:13:29,232
But, actually,
it's the butthole.
293
00:13:30,778 --> 00:13:34,078
I got drugs in my booty.
294
00:13:35,658 --> 00:13:38,038
You know what?
That can cause
a lot of infection.
295
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,828
Girl, you can't get
no infection in
your bootyhole!
296
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,418
It's a bootyhole.
297
00:13:42,498 --> 00:13:44,668
Okay, enough.
298
00:13:45,042 --> 00:13:46,082
You're grown.
299
00:13:46,877 --> 00:13:49,387
On another note,
let me ask you a question.
300
00:13:49,463 --> 00:13:53,003
Do you think the situation
with Ryan and Sasha...
301
00:13:53,092 --> 00:13:55,422
Think there's still drama,
or has it been long enough?
302
00:13:55,511 --> 00:13:58,341
It better be, because I plan
on getting white-girl-wasted
this weekend,
303
00:13:58,430 --> 00:14:01,510
and I ain't letting
none of you bitches
kill my vibe, okay?
304
00:14:04,812 --> 00:14:05,982
That's hand sanitizer.
305
00:14:06,063 --> 00:14:07,393
It burns.
306
00:14:07,481 --> 00:14:10,521
Well, considering we don't
know where your mouth
has been, it can't hurt.
307
00:14:10,693 --> 00:14:11,693
God!
308
00:14:11,777 --> 00:14:13,327
You want a cough drop?
Hmm. Yeah.
309
00:14:13,487 --> 00:14:14,537
Here.
310
00:14:14,863 --> 00:14:17,703
Excuse me, can you ladies
point me in the direction of
311
00:14:17,866 --> 00:14:19,456
the Flossy Posse!
312
00:14:22,037 --> 00:14:23,337
Oh, my goodness!
313
00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:25,337
It's so good to see you!
314
00:14:25,499 --> 00:14:27,129
I'm so happy to see you two.
315
00:14:27,293 --> 00:14:28,793
Girl, you killing it!
316
00:14:30,296 --> 00:14:33,046
Hey, ladies!
317
00:14:33,882 --> 00:14:35,382
Sasha, my goodness!
318
00:14:35,676 --> 00:14:38,426
Oh! I've missed you
guys so much!
319
00:14:38,512 --> 00:14:40,762
It's so good to
see you! Flossy Posse!
320
00:14:40,848 --> 00:14:42,558
Flossy Posse! Flossy Posse!
321
00:14:44,852 --> 00:14:46,852
She baddie!
322
00:14:50,149 --> 00:14:51,859
Sash!
323
00:14:52,568 --> 00:14:54,158
Hey, Ry.
324
00:14:54,486 --> 00:14:55,486
Hey.
325
00:14:55,696 --> 00:14:58,196
Well, life is treating
you well, I see that.
326
00:14:58,324 --> 00:15:00,324
Please! I see you and Stew
pop up on my feed
327
00:15:00,492 --> 00:15:02,822
once a week going to
some fabulous event.
328
00:15:04,747 --> 00:15:06,377
I love your hair.
Nice dress.
329
00:15:08,417 --> 00:15:10,337
Seems like
they're getting along.
330
00:15:10,711 --> 00:15:12,081
Shit...
331
00:15:12,546 --> 00:15:14,006
These bitches is plastic.
332
00:15:14,131 --> 00:15:16,381
That's a great
lipstick, too.
Thank you, right?
333
00:15:16,717 --> 00:15:17,887
Ladies!
334
00:15:18,385 --> 00:15:20,675
I made something
very special for us
this weekend.
335
00:15:20,763 --> 00:15:21,843
Oh.
336
00:15:22,931 --> 00:15:24,141
Bam!
337
00:15:26,435 --> 00:15:29,275
What the fuck?
Look like a Bedazzler
threw up on that thing.
338
00:15:29,813 --> 00:15:31,603
What? This is
very fashionable,
339
00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:34,020
it's of today and yesterday.
It's very retro.
340
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,614
How about we save it
for the last night?
341
00:15:37,154 --> 00:15:38,324
Of our lives?
342
00:15:40,741 --> 00:15:43,571
Or donate it to
the My Little Pony
Motorcycle Club.
343
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,451
Okay.
344
00:15:45,537 --> 00:15:48,457
I put a lot of man-hours
into these jackets.
345
00:15:48,582 --> 00:15:49,912
See, that's not
the kind of man-hours
346
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,080
we need you
putting in,
Lisa-lise.
347
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:53,872
Okay. Et Tu, Sasha?
348
00:15:54,046 --> 00:15:57,216
Yes, you need
to bedazzling some dick,
that's what you need to do.
349
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,130
Okay, now
here's what I want.
350
00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:03,930
Let me get
three shots of whiskey
with a Coke to chase.
351
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:06,264
Coke Zero though,
I'm watching my figure.
352
00:16:07,184 --> 00:16:09,524
Dina, you know this is
only an hour flight?
353
00:16:09,770 --> 00:16:12,980
Oh, well, then,
in that case, let me go ahead
and get those three shots now,
354
00:16:13,065 --> 00:16:14,275
and then bring me
a shot of Baileys
355
00:16:14,358 --> 00:16:16,278
once we get into
cruising altitude.
356
00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:18,360
She about
to turnt up.
Sure.
357
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,406
Oh! And let me
get a Cherry Coke.
358
00:16:21,490 --> 00:16:23,860
Dina, can we just
bring it down a notch?
Hmm?
359
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,991
Oh! Can we get some
dick this weekend?
360
00:16:27,579 --> 00:16:29,709
You know what?
I need you to use
your lady mouth.
361
00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:32,000
I need you to use
your lady mouth.
362
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,759
All right. All right.
363
00:16:34,837 --> 00:16:37,257
Let's just use Lisa's
version of lady mouth.
364
00:16:37,923 --> 00:16:39,713
No, seriously,
for real though,
365
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,590
how long has it been
since you got
that back blown out?
366
00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:45,300
I don't know,
two years maybe.
367
00:16:45,806 --> 00:16:46,846
Wait.
What?
368
00:16:47,391 --> 00:16:48,601
Since Terrence?
369
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:52,526
I don't know. I mean,
I take a vigorous spin class,
370
00:16:52,604 --> 00:16:54,604
I read really
intense erotica,
371
00:16:54,690 --> 00:16:57,730
and I invested
in a very powerful
detachable shower head,
372
00:16:57,818 --> 00:16:59,658
which has been very
good to me, mind you.
373
00:17:00,028 --> 00:17:03,618
Mmm-mmm.
Okay, that story just
put me into menopause.
374
00:17:03,741 --> 00:17:05,571
You getting some
this weekend.
Straight up!
375
00:17:05,659 --> 00:17:07,499
You're gonna get
at least two dicks
inside of you.
376
00:17:07,953 --> 00:17:10,703
For crying out loud,
Dina, we only gonna be
there for three days.
377
00:17:10,789 --> 00:17:12,049
Well, three dicks then.
378
00:17:12,124 --> 00:17:13,704
Mmm-hmm.
379
00:17:14,752 --> 00:17:16,122
You know, Lisa,
Dina could be right.
380
00:17:16,253 --> 00:17:17,833
Daily penetration
is medicinal.
381
00:17:18,213 --> 00:17:19,213
Oh, my goodness.
382
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,040
Don't be ashamed, girl.
383
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:24,348
Every sista up in here
is on a mission
384
00:17:24,595 --> 00:17:27,555
to be her very best
and ratchet self.
Oh.
385
00:17:27,723 --> 00:17:28,763
You, especially.
386
00:17:29,183 --> 00:17:31,683
Who's ready for
Essence Fest?
387
00:17:34,813 --> 00:17:39,273
See, Lisa? There is
no turning down up in
here, only the turnt up.
388
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:42,409
I love turnt ups.
Ma'am, excuse me.
389
00:17:42,571 --> 00:17:43,861
Excused, uh, I got this.
390
00:17:44,156 --> 00:17:46,616
Can you go ahead and
make some Patrón shots
for everybody up here?
391
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:48,240
On me.
I'm sorry.
392
00:17:48,327 --> 00:17:50,457
I'm gonna
take care of everybody
in first class because...
393
00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:55,790
I'm every woman
It's all in me
394
00:17:56,919 --> 00:17:59,129
Anything you want
done, baby
395
00:17:59,213 --> 00:18:01,043
I do it naturally
396
00:18:05,928 --> 00:18:08,768
Flossy Posse!
397
00:18:15,187 --> 00:18:16,687
Wait, I see our sign!
398
00:18:17,314 --> 00:18:18,944
Yes!
399
00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:20,563
Hello.
Oh, my goodness!
400
00:18:20,651 --> 00:18:22,481
Thank you so much.
401
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:24,863
Mmm.
402
00:18:25,781 --> 00:18:27,071
Oh, my God!
403
00:18:30,202 --> 00:18:32,412
Thank you!
404
00:19:05,112 --> 00:19:06,942
Ay! Ay! Ow!
405
00:19:08,657 --> 00:19:15,127
A lovely day
406
00:19:17,165 --> 00:19:21,755
A lovely day
407
00:19:35,309 --> 00:19:36,899
Oh, God!
408
00:19:41,064 --> 00:19:42,144
Oh, shoot!
409
00:19:43,901 --> 00:19:46,361
Run, Dina! Run!
410
00:20:08,008 --> 00:20:10,968
Fuck yeah!
411
00:20:12,471 --> 00:20:14,841
That's some white
boy shit right there.
412
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,390
Who's ready for a refill?
413
00:20:21,271 --> 00:20:23,641
Dina, I haven't even
finished this one yet.
414
00:20:23,941 --> 00:20:26,651
Girl, you used to finish
a supersized Slurpee
415
00:20:26,735 --> 00:20:29,075
filled with grain alcohol
before noon.
416
00:20:29,154 --> 00:20:30,444
Mmm-hmm.
True.
417
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:33,530
That was before two
beautiful little human beings
ripped out of my vagina
418
00:20:33,617 --> 00:20:35,327
and sucked all the life
out of my breasts.
419
00:20:35,619 --> 00:20:37,579
I don't coochie pop no more.
420
00:20:37,746 --> 00:20:38,876
Ryan.
What?
421
00:20:39,164 --> 00:20:41,454
We are your biggest fans.
Will you take
a picture with us?
422
00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:43,667
Yes, sure, of course.
We are your biggest fans.
423
00:20:43,835 --> 00:20:45,335
Oh, my God.
My friends are over here.
424
00:20:45,504 --> 00:20:46,964
Damn, this shit gonna be
happening all weekend?
425
00:20:47,506 --> 00:20:49,636
You know,
I'm so proud of her.
Look at her.
426
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,596
It's like traveling
with Beyoncé.
427
00:20:52,427 --> 00:20:54,847
Oh, my God!
Are you guys
friends with Ryan?
428
00:20:55,222 --> 00:20:56,262
Yeah.
Yeah.
429
00:20:56,348 --> 00:20:57,688
I'm a huge fan!
430
00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,850
Here, this is
for you. Here.
431
00:20:59,935 --> 00:21:02,725
Oh, okay, thank you!
Thanks so much!
432
00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:04,433
Enjoy!
Yes!
433
00:21:04,606 --> 00:21:06,816
Shit! This is like
traveling with Beyoncé!
434
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:08,610
Thank you so much! Aw!
435
00:21:08,694 --> 00:21:09,864
Girl, you so pretty!
436
00:21:11,238 --> 00:21:14,538
Sista, sista,
it's $50 a pop.
$50 a pop.
437
00:21:14,950 --> 00:21:17,110
Dina, I wouldn't
do that.
438
00:21:17,452 --> 00:21:18,952
Who else is gonna
take a picture with Ryan?
It's $50.
439
00:21:19,037 --> 00:21:21,497
We take American Express, EBT.
440
00:21:21,623 --> 00:21:24,333
You trying to go to jail?
Because you need
a permit for all that.
441
00:21:24,501 --> 00:21:25,961
What the fuck?
442
00:21:26,128 --> 00:21:27,588
Lisa!
443
00:21:28,171 --> 00:21:29,251
- Lisa!
- All right, sista.
444
00:21:29,715 --> 00:21:31,045
Wait a minute.
Hold up.
445
00:21:31,466 --> 00:21:32,676
Can you believe this?
446
00:21:32,968 --> 00:21:34,018
Oh, my God.
447
00:21:34,094 --> 00:21:35,634
What y'all
tripping off of?
448
00:21:37,889 --> 00:21:39,689
Oh, hell, no!
449
00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:40,856
That can't really be...
450
00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:42,894
That's definitely
Stewart's punk ass,
451
00:21:42,978 --> 00:21:45,028
and that's definitely not
Ryan he's tonguing down.
452
00:21:45,313 --> 00:21:46,603
Where'd you get the picture?
453
00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:48,600
My paparazzi guy
sent it to me.
454
00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:50,365
Who is this
ratchet-ass bitch?
455
00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:53,530
Simone,
some Instagram hoe.
456
00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:56,193
Heard she sucked off A-Rod
in a bathroom one time.
457
00:21:56,283 --> 00:21:57,863
Wait a minute.
All this NBA dick
458
00:21:57,951 --> 00:21:59,781
and she's sucking
a baseball player?
459
00:22:00,203 --> 00:22:01,663
You know what I'm saying?
That type of bitch.
460
00:22:01,747 --> 00:22:03,337
Oh, my God. I hate her.
But you know what?
461
00:22:03,415 --> 00:22:05,005
That ass is really cute.
462
00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:07,213
Do you get that from squats
or is that injections?
463
00:22:07,711 --> 00:22:09,461
Oh, shit! She here!
464
00:22:09,671 --> 00:22:11,791
That little dirty bitch
Simone is here?
465
00:22:11,965 --> 00:22:13,345
Okay, we gotta tell Ryan.
466
00:22:16,428 --> 00:22:17,478
Handle that, Sasha.
467
00:22:18,305 --> 00:22:20,515
Why I gotta be the one?
It's your picture, hoe.
468
00:22:20,599 --> 00:22:23,269
Okay, no matter what,
we have to do it delicately,
469
00:22:23,351 --> 00:22:24,601
because she's having
a good time.
470
00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:27,390
No, fuck that.
You gotta do it like
a Brazilian wax.
471
00:22:27,481 --> 00:22:28,771
Just yank everything
out at once.
472
00:22:28,857 --> 00:22:32,067
Now, she gonna feel like
her uterus is on the paper
and she's gonna scream,
473
00:22:32,152 --> 00:22:34,272
but it's way better than
waterboarding the bitch.
474
00:22:34,362 --> 00:22:36,492
Can we at least wait
until we get back to
the room?
475
00:22:36,907 --> 00:22:38,037
Can we agree on that?
476
00:22:40,994 --> 00:22:44,744
So we have
the most amazing suite
at the Monteleone,
477
00:22:44,915 --> 00:22:47,335
VIP passes to
all the parties,
478
00:22:47,417 --> 00:22:50,547
and great seats
at the Superdome
for New Edition,
479
00:22:50,629 --> 00:22:53,299
Maxwell and
Doug E. Fresh!
480
00:22:53,465 --> 00:22:56,465
And we are going to eat!
Damn the calories!
481
00:22:56,635 --> 00:22:57,805
Yup!
Yes!
482
00:22:57,969 --> 00:22:59,179
I'm gonna kill somebody.
483
00:22:59,805 --> 00:23:00,935
What?
484
00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:04,810
Now, I do have
some obligations,
485
00:23:04,893 --> 00:23:08,063
but the truth is,
this weekend is all about
the Flossy Posse!
486
00:23:08,396 --> 00:23:10,566
We're gonna be
staying up late,
drinking,
487
00:23:10,649 --> 00:23:13,409
making memories
that we can laugh about
the rest of our lives
488
00:23:13,485 --> 00:23:15,825
because that is what
a girls trip is for.
489
00:23:15,904 --> 00:23:16,904
- Yeah, word.
- YOLO.
490
00:23:16,988 --> 00:23:18,498
Ooh, I gotta hide
a bitch body.
491
00:23:18,949 --> 00:23:20,249
And gossip!
492
00:23:20,325 --> 00:23:23,075
No secrets,
I want all the dirt!
493
00:23:23,495 --> 00:23:26,165
Bitch, your man is sleeping
with an Instagram skank.
494
00:23:29,167 --> 00:23:31,047
You just had to say
something, didn't you?
495
00:23:31,586 --> 00:23:34,466
That was an opening,
that's God.
496
00:23:34,548 --> 00:23:35,548
Recognize.
497
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:41,057
- Come on, Ryan. I need to...
- I gotta show you something.
498
00:23:48,937 --> 00:23:51,067
Ryan, I don't even
know what to say.
499
00:23:54,109 --> 00:23:56,239
You know we're here for you,
for whatever you need.
500
00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:01,788
Don't worry, boo.
I'm gonna put hands on them.
501
00:24:01,867 --> 00:24:03,537
I'm talking hot grits,
502
00:24:03,702 --> 00:24:06,072
extension cords,
Timberland boots.
503
00:24:06,246 --> 00:24:08,456
I'm gonna fuck up
that bitch's
Instagram account.
504
00:24:08,623 --> 00:24:11,043
I'm gonna put two Q-tips
in his pee-pee hole,
505
00:24:11,209 --> 00:24:12,629
and I'm gonna
walk him around.
506
00:24:12,794 --> 00:24:16,084
I'm gonna just wipe,
just swipe in that thing
and yank them out!
507
00:24:16,756 --> 00:24:19,306
And then I'm gonna stick
my fingers up in his ass
508
00:24:19,384 --> 00:24:20,674
and tell him I'm checking
his prostate,
509
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,010
but really I'm gonna
yank his balls
510
00:24:22,095 --> 00:24:23,435
out of the back of
that motherfucker!
511
00:24:23,555 --> 00:24:26,015
And then I'm gonna put
my fist so far up his ass,
512
00:24:26,099 --> 00:24:28,649
I'm gonna pull his heart out
through that motherfucker,
and I'm gonna
513
00:24:28,727 --> 00:24:31,027
"Kali ma shakti"
that shit, just...
514
00:24:34,191 --> 00:24:36,191
Then I'm gonna stick
my fingers
back up in his ass,
515
00:24:36,276 --> 00:24:37,566
and then I'm gonna
twirl them around
516
00:24:37,652 --> 00:24:39,652
and see if that make him
giggle a little bit.
517
00:24:39,738 --> 00:24:41,788
Because I like to make
a motherfucker laugh
518
00:24:41,865 --> 00:24:43,825
while I hurt him,
you know what I'm saying?
519
00:24:45,243 --> 00:24:49,083
Well,
that's not necessary,
Dina, really, honestly.
520
00:24:49,164 --> 00:24:51,454
I've known about this
for a few months. So...
521
00:24:52,792 --> 00:24:55,122
The fuck?
You into that shit?
522
00:24:55,629 --> 00:24:58,889
No, Dina, come on.
Obviously, I was very upset,
523
00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:02,465
but Stewart and I are
in counseling, and
we're working through it.
524
00:25:04,137 --> 00:25:06,267
Look at that!
That is fantastic!
525
00:25:06,348 --> 00:25:08,978
I am so glad to hear that.
Good for you.
526
00:25:09,351 --> 00:25:11,931
Thank you, Lisa.
Stewart and I are a team.
527
00:25:12,103 --> 00:25:14,233
Yeah, he's made some mistakes,
but that's in the past.
528
00:25:14,397 --> 00:25:16,147
No, it's not.
529
00:25:17,859 --> 00:25:19,369
This picture was
taken last night.
530
00:25:21,905 --> 00:25:23,075
Mmm.
531
00:25:23,448 --> 00:25:25,078
I don't believe that, Sasha.
532
00:25:25,867 --> 00:25:29,077
And you know what?
I really don't wanna
be judged right now.
533
00:25:29,162 --> 00:25:30,912
I'm the last person
to judge you, but...
534
00:25:31,081 --> 00:25:33,081
Guys! Okay, listen.
535
00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:34,870
I really meant
what I said earlier.
536
00:25:35,335 --> 00:25:37,215
This weekend is about us.
537
00:25:37,629 --> 00:25:38,929
We haven't hung
in five years,
538
00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:42,005
and, by the grace of God,
we are here together.
539
00:25:42,467 --> 00:25:44,717
Come on,
let's take advantage of
that because if we don't,
540
00:25:44,886 --> 00:25:47,266
if we waste
this precious time,
then shame on us,
541
00:25:47,430 --> 00:25:50,720
because today is
the last day that we will
ever be this young.
542
00:25:52,352 --> 00:25:54,272
She fucked me up
with that one.
All right!
543
00:25:54,479 --> 00:25:57,989
Now, the Flossy Posse
is back in New Orleans,
so let's go!
544
00:25:58,149 --> 00:26:00,739
- Let's go, bitches!
- She's right, let's go!
545
00:26:00,902 --> 00:26:02,362
But I will shit in
that nigga's shoe.
546
00:26:03,446 --> 00:26:04,446
Ryan.
547
00:26:05,407 --> 00:26:06,537
You know it's just
a matter of time
548
00:26:06,616 --> 00:26:09,036
before the photographer
shops this picture.
549
00:26:09,202 --> 00:26:11,742
Sash, don't worry.
I'm gonna handle it.
550
00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:15,373
Come on, y'all!
551
00:26:18,378 --> 00:26:21,138
I love this place so much!
552
00:26:21,548 --> 00:26:24,718
Wow. So, listen,
I'm gonna go check us in,
get our credentials.
553
00:26:24,801 --> 00:26:27,721
You guys should go check
out the Carousel Bar
and have a drink,
554
00:26:27,804 --> 00:26:30,394
and I'll be back
in five minutes.
It's really cute.
555
00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:33,728
To the bar!
All right!
I'm ready to ride.
556
00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:35,223
Looks nice, let's see.
557
00:26:36,354 --> 00:26:37,984
Oh, look at that!
558
00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:39,564
Your kids
would like this.
559
00:26:39,733 --> 00:26:42,523
Man, damn!
This is the shit, man!
560
00:26:42,694 --> 00:26:45,364
Aw, it's so cool!
It's moving around.
561
00:26:45,530 --> 00:26:47,280
Yes, it's super cute.
562
00:26:47,991 --> 00:26:48,991
Ooh!
563
00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:50,415
There goes Stewart.
564
00:26:51,411 --> 00:26:52,531
Oh.
565
00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:53,660
Asshole.
566
00:26:53,747 --> 00:26:55,297
Dina, look at me!
Don't!
567
00:26:55,540 --> 00:26:57,370
Look at me!
Okay, come on now.
568
00:26:57,542 --> 00:26:59,162
You heard what Ryan said,
just be cool.
569
00:26:59,252 --> 00:27:02,542
I'm gonna be cool,
I just wanna say hi,
that's all.
570
00:27:02,714 --> 00:27:04,344
Why are you taking...
I'm gonna just say hello.
571
00:27:04,424 --> 00:27:06,424
No! Don't you say hello!
572
00:27:06,593 --> 00:27:07,553
No, Dina, don't do that.
573
00:27:07,635 --> 00:27:09,975
Remember,
Ryan said this is her life,
we shouldn't get involved.
574
00:27:10,055 --> 00:27:11,095
Hold this!
575
00:27:11,973 --> 00:27:13,053
Dina!
576
00:27:13,141 --> 00:27:15,431
Dina, no!
No!
577
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,360
Bitch!
578
00:27:23,443 --> 00:27:24,563
What the hell's
wrong with you?
579
00:27:24,652 --> 00:27:26,362
Don't play me, nigga.
I will end you!
580
00:27:26,571 --> 00:27:29,781
You and your little
thirsty-ass wannabe MILF!
581
00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:32,320
But not really a MILF.
582
00:27:32,702 --> 00:27:34,912
Nigga,
you getting old bitches
from the resting home?
583
00:27:34,996 --> 00:27:36,796
Is that what you're doing
to my homegirl?
584
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,000
You fucking with
Gladys Knight, nigga?
585
00:27:40,085 --> 00:27:42,715
Do you got knee pads
under them slacks, Slurpee?
586
00:27:42,796 --> 00:27:45,296
What?
Dina, this my Aunt Marian!
587
00:27:47,550 --> 00:27:48,590
How do you do?
588
00:27:49,219 --> 00:27:51,269
Oh, I'm doing just fine,
but you know what?
589
00:27:51,429 --> 00:27:53,099
Your nephew is nasty!
590
00:27:53,264 --> 00:27:54,894
He a nasty nigga!
591
00:27:55,141 --> 00:27:56,301
Oh, yeah,
your bloodline is nasty!
592
00:27:56,393 --> 00:27:57,433
Okay. All right.
593
00:27:57,602 --> 00:27:59,852
All right, I'm sorry!
She's off her meds today!
594
00:28:00,021 --> 00:28:01,601
He do people wrong!
You're going to Hell!
595
00:28:01,773 --> 00:28:03,443
You so nasty!
596
00:28:03,608 --> 00:28:05,738
And that ugly,
tight-assed suit!
597
00:28:07,112 --> 00:28:09,822
It is so very nice to
meet you, Miss Aunty.
598
00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:12,619
And that is a lovely
blouse you have on.
Why, thank you.
599
00:28:13,118 --> 00:28:15,788
As for you, Stewart...
600
00:28:16,621 --> 00:28:18,581
I am very disappointed
in you. Very!
601
00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,586
You guys have
a lovely afternoon.
Thank you for your time.
602
00:28:22,752 --> 00:28:24,922
Thank you.
You have a good day, too.
603
00:28:28,550 --> 00:28:30,130
- What the hell happened?
- Breathe. Just breathe.
604
00:28:30,218 --> 00:28:32,098
I was gone for
three minutes!
605
00:28:32,178 --> 00:28:33,308
This shit took one!
606
00:28:33,388 --> 00:28:36,018
What? Hockey players
don't even fight that fast!
607
00:28:36,099 --> 00:28:38,019
Ma'am, I need you to leave
the premises immediately.
608
00:28:38,393 --> 00:28:39,853
Hello, sir.
609
00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:42,399
Ryan Pierce, this year's
Essence keynote speaker
610
00:28:42,564 --> 00:28:44,024
and author of
You Can Have It All.
611
00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:46,650
I am sorry,
I'd like to apologize
for my friends.
612
00:28:46,818 --> 00:28:48,528
But I can assure you
that everything is fine now.
613
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,530
Ma'am,
she's holding a broken bottle
of Château Margaux.
614
00:28:51,698 --> 00:28:53,788
Don't be speaking French
to me, motherfucker!
615
00:28:54,325 --> 00:28:56,325
Dina, you're lucky my aunt
is hard of hearing.
616
00:28:56,411 --> 00:28:58,911
And you're lucky TSA
took that straight-edge
away from me!
617
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,200
Mr. Pierce, we are in
the process of removing
her right now.
618
00:29:02,333 --> 00:29:03,663
Thank you.
Wait!
619
00:29:03,835 --> 00:29:05,835
Really, that is
not necessary.
Dina, calm down.
620
00:29:06,004 --> 00:29:09,344
I promise you.
We are longtime friends,
since college.
621
00:29:09,507 --> 00:29:10,967
This is just the way
we greet each other.
622
00:29:12,177 --> 00:29:15,727
Miss Pierce, I'm sorry,
but that's not the way
we do things here.
623
00:29:16,723 --> 00:29:18,553
Okay, understood.
624
00:29:18,725 --> 00:29:20,605
But we are not
pressing charges, okay?
625
00:29:22,145 --> 00:29:23,355
Isn't that right, Stew?
626
00:29:25,273 --> 00:29:28,983
Well, no, but if
that's the hotel's policy,
then I understand.
627
00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:30,118
No!
What?
628
00:29:30,195 --> 00:29:32,115
You a dick-ass nigga!
629
00:29:32,197 --> 00:29:33,657
Eat a dick!
And I mean that as
a sista to a brotha!
630
00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:35,110
You know what?
It's cool.
I'm gonna leave.
631
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,360
Okay, we're leaving.
I'm gonna leave.
632
00:29:36,451 --> 00:29:37,701
We're gonna leave.
Just give me a second.
633
00:29:38,286 --> 00:29:40,166
Oh! Dina! Oh, my...
634
00:29:40,747 --> 00:29:42,207
Okay, you know
what, Dina...
635
00:29:42,415 --> 00:29:43,415
Milk Dud head...
636
00:29:43,625 --> 00:29:45,915
You look like an ugly,
dirty Mr. Clean!
637
00:29:46,085 --> 00:29:47,255
Your girl needs a leash.
638
00:29:47,337 --> 00:29:48,757
Wipe-ass bastard!
639
00:29:49,380 --> 00:29:51,920
Your room, now!
I don't wanna go to my room.
640
00:29:52,133 --> 00:29:55,553
That place is nasty!
It's haunted!
641
00:29:55,637 --> 00:29:58,767
I was there last year!
Swear to God, I was up
in there last year.
642
00:29:58,890 --> 00:30:00,550
A ghost tried to fuck me!
643
00:30:00,642 --> 00:30:02,102
You ever been
fucked by a ghost?
644
00:30:02,810 --> 00:30:03,930
Are you kidding me?
645
00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:06,560
You said you ended this shit,
and now there's a picture?
646
00:30:06,648 --> 00:30:08,608
Are you not
understanding?
647
00:30:08,733 --> 00:30:10,613
And on top of it,
the bitch is here!
648
00:30:11,069 --> 00:30:12,079
I didn't invite her.
649
00:30:12,153 --> 00:30:14,983
Well, neither
the fuck did I!
You need to call her,
650
00:30:15,073 --> 00:30:18,243
and you need to
send that genetically
enhanced ass home!
651
00:30:18,952 --> 00:30:20,452
Come on, baby.
How am I supposed to do that?
652
00:30:20,620 --> 00:30:22,620
The same way you tell her
to come get some dick.
653
00:30:22,830 --> 00:30:24,950
You tweet, Snapchat, DM,
654
00:30:25,041 --> 00:30:27,751
smoke signals,
whatever you do,
I don't give a shit!
655
00:30:31,798 --> 00:30:33,758
- You know what?
- Whatever.
656
00:30:34,175 --> 00:30:35,345
I'm not doing this.
657
00:30:36,094 --> 00:30:38,134
This is stupid.
658
00:30:38,972 --> 00:30:42,722
This isn't a marriage,
but we agreed to at least
be a partnership,
659
00:30:42,809 --> 00:30:45,979
and you can't hold up
your end of the bargain,
let alone your pants!
660
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,520
This is against everything
I tell my readers,
my followers,
661
00:30:50,608 --> 00:30:52,118
and yet I'm putting up
with it?
662
00:30:52,193 --> 00:30:54,903
No!
Ry, I'm sorry.
663
00:30:55,446 --> 00:30:56,946
You're always sorry.
664
00:30:57,115 --> 00:30:58,905
I know, but, look,
I won't do it again.
665
00:30:58,992 --> 00:31:00,822
You always ain't
gonna do it again!
666
00:31:01,327 --> 00:31:02,417
Baby, I mean it this time.
667
00:31:03,371 --> 00:31:04,991
- Okay? Real talk.
- Mmm-hmm.
668
00:31:06,291 --> 00:31:07,331
Ryan, baby, listen.
669
00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:10,257
You're right,
you don't deserve this.
670
00:31:11,546 --> 00:31:13,796
But our brand is who we are.
671
00:31:14,674 --> 00:31:17,174
It's who you are.
672
00:31:18,052 --> 00:31:19,922
Giving all that up
because I was sloppy
673
00:31:20,013 --> 00:31:23,343
isn't worth all
that you have worked
very hard to accomplish.
674
00:31:23,975 --> 00:31:25,815
Why would we give it up?
675
00:31:26,936 --> 00:31:29,186
And for what? Huh?
676
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,520
To watch it all crumble?
677
00:31:32,817 --> 00:31:33,907
To be alone?
678
00:31:35,820 --> 00:31:38,900
Ryan, baby, I'm not going
anywhere, you know that.
679
00:31:39,699 --> 00:31:41,039
I don't give
a damn about her.
680
00:31:44,329 --> 00:31:47,999
Let's just do our dance
and handle our business.
681
00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:51,838
Be that couple
who has it all.
682
00:31:55,673 --> 00:31:57,303
No more slipups.
683
00:31:58,468 --> 00:32:02,138
Stick to the plan
and get that hoe
under control,
684
00:32:02,305 --> 00:32:03,645
and we close this deal.
685
00:32:03,806 --> 00:32:04,896
Done.
686
00:32:06,184 --> 00:32:08,514
Some of us have to
find a place to stay.
687
00:32:13,524 --> 00:32:14,564
Damn.
688
00:32:15,652 --> 00:32:16,732
Are you okay?
689
00:32:16,903 --> 00:32:19,483
Yeah, I'm fine.
So where we at?
690
00:32:20,406 --> 00:32:23,116
I called. All the four
and five star hotels
are booked.
691
00:32:23,868 --> 00:32:26,328
You know what, whatever,
who needs a fancy suite?
692
00:32:27,288 --> 00:32:28,338
I mean, come on.
693
00:32:28,414 --> 00:32:30,504
Let's rough it.
It'll be like old times.
694
00:32:36,798 --> 00:32:40,388
I get the feeling there's
definitely been a few chalk
outlines on this floor.
695
00:32:40,802 --> 00:32:43,972
Oh, yeah, somebody was
definitely murdered
in this room.
696
00:32:44,430 --> 00:32:47,100
It smells like the body
is still in here.
697
00:32:47,767 --> 00:32:48,767
Ugh.
698
00:32:51,604 --> 00:32:53,234
The fuck? No minibar?
699
00:32:53,981 --> 00:32:56,271
I feel like that one star
was hella generous.
700
00:32:56,734 --> 00:32:58,114
Bitch, you the reason we here.
701
00:32:58,403 --> 00:33:01,113
Classic Dina. You just
had to cause a scene.
702
00:33:01,197 --> 00:33:03,617
Classic Sasha,
can't never let shit go!
703
00:33:03,741 --> 00:33:05,321
It just happened!
Why would I let it go?
704
00:33:05,410 --> 00:33:07,200
What do you mean,
it just happened?
It's in the past!
705
00:33:07,954 --> 00:33:08,994
Hey.
706
00:33:09,163 --> 00:33:12,083
Hey! Hey! Stop arguing!
707
00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:13,966
Stop it!
708
00:33:14,210 --> 00:33:15,330
Hey!
709
00:33:15,420 --> 00:33:16,460
Let it go!
710
00:33:16,629 --> 00:33:18,889
I think I got scabies.
It's itching.
711
00:33:19,048 --> 00:33:20,218
Y'all expecting somebody?
712
00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:21,639
Uh-uh.
713
00:33:24,637 --> 00:33:26,597
Fucking foggy peephole.
714
00:33:28,141 --> 00:33:29,181
Who is it?
715
00:33:34,564 --> 00:33:35,564
Oh!
716
00:33:35,648 --> 00:33:36,648
Rochelle here?
Oh!
717
00:33:37,567 --> 00:33:40,027
No, sir, I am sorry,
you have the wrong room.
718
00:33:40,111 --> 00:33:41,151
Please leave.
719
00:33:41,237 --> 00:33:42,867
This is where I meet
Rochelle every night.
720
00:33:42,989 --> 00:33:45,579
Hey, Rochelle ain't here,
homeboy. You need to get on.
721
00:33:45,950 --> 00:33:47,240
It don't have
to be Rochelle.
722
00:33:47,577 --> 00:33:49,127
I'll take one of you.
723
00:33:50,037 --> 00:33:51,747
You mean to tell me,
we staying at a motel
724
00:33:51,831 --> 00:33:53,911
where $5 hoes do
their business?
725
00:33:54,459 --> 00:33:56,839
$5, shit, I get $2 change.
726
00:33:57,003 --> 00:33:58,123
Oh!
727
00:33:59,088 --> 00:34:00,428
Lisa, you game?
728
00:34:00,590 --> 00:34:03,000
Might as well turn a profit
on dick number one tonight.
729
00:34:03,342 --> 00:34:04,512
Bust that thing open.
730
00:34:04,719 --> 00:34:06,929
Not if she wearing that.
What?
731
00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:10,010
I told you that outfit
was ugly as hell,
he don't even wanna fuck.
732
00:34:10,308 --> 00:34:12,358
Listen, sir, just because
she is not fashionable
733
00:34:12,435 --> 00:34:14,315
doesn't mean that
you have to be rude!
734
00:34:18,524 --> 00:34:19,774
Get out!
735
00:34:20,026 --> 00:34:20,986
Shoot!
736
00:34:21,068 --> 00:34:22,698
What's wrong with him?
Close this.
737
00:34:22,862 --> 00:34:24,442
You don't want
some of this?
738
00:34:25,865 --> 00:34:26,905
What is that?
739
00:34:27,074 --> 00:34:28,244
You don't want some of this?
740
00:34:32,705 --> 00:34:34,625
Oh, shit!
741
00:34:35,458 --> 00:34:36,758
You are disgusting!
742
00:34:38,711 --> 00:34:41,541
Go find Rochelle!
No, you go find Rochelle!
743
00:34:42,423 --> 00:34:44,963
Y'all are gonna get me
a heart attack!
744
00:34:47,053 --> 00:34:48,223
Oh...
745
00:34:51,057 --> 00:34:53,647
I don't find
this funny at all.
746
00:34:57,355 --> 00:34:59,695
Yes, girl,
you're giving me life.
747
00:35:00,233 --> 00:35:03,483
Oh, hold up, Sash,
your tag is hanging out.
Let me pull it out.
748
00:35:03,569 --> 00:35:06,409
Oh, no, don't pull it.
Just tuck it in for me.
749
00:35:06,739 --> 00:35:07,829
Okay.
750
00:35:07,990 --> 00:35:09,360
I made a deal
with the designer.
751
00:35:09,450 --> 00:35:11,700
I'm gonna Instagram it
this weekend.
752
00:35:11,786 --> 00:35:13,286
Some tastemaker shit.
753
00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:15,589
Lis, hurry up, okay?
754
00:35:15,748 --> 00:35:18,048
P. Diddy's not
gonna be waiting
for me all night!
755
00:35:18,584 --> 00:35:19,964
He's a busy man.
756
00:35:20,545 --> 00:35:22,385
All right, almost ready.
757
00:35:25,132 --> 00:35:26,552
What the fuck is that?
758
00:35:30,263 --> 00:35:31,433
Wait a minute. Hold on.
759
00:35:31,848 --> 00:35:33,148
You gotta be kidding me!
760
00:35:34,392 --> 00:35:36,392
I really like this outfit.
761
00:35:36,477 --> 00:35:39,187
I mean, this is
hand-stitched embroidery
762
00:35:39,272 --> 00:35:42,692
from an indigenous
tribe in Guatemala
that's almost extinct.
763
00:35:42,775 --> 00:35:44,315
So they not fucking
in Guatemala?
764
00:35:45,862 --> 00:35:48,992
You know what?
Intelligent men of academia
765
00:35:49,115 --> 00:35:51,785
are gonna really
appreciate this outfit.
Mmm.
766
00:35:52,159 --> 00:35:54,129
All right, listen.
You look beautiful.
767
00:35:54,203 --> 00:35:55,373
Thank you!
768
00:35:55,538 --> 00:35:57,548
Now take it off
and put this on.
769
00:36:00,418 --> 00:36:03,468
This dress is
a mosquito net.
770
00:36:03,963 --> 00:36:05,793
Then maybe you'll catch
something in it.
771
00:36:06,299 --> 00:36:07,679
Yeah, a man.
772
00:36:07,842 --> 00:36:09,842
Lisa, you look like
somebody's Puerto
Rican grandmother.
773
00:36:10,011 --> 00:36:11,051
See?
774
00:36:11,137 --> 00:36:14,147
Now men will fuck
almost anything,
but not you in that outfit.
775
00:36:17,226 --> 00:36:18,896
Don't even, I already know.
776
00:36:19,562 --> 00:36:20,642
Tighten that up.
777
00:36:21,647 --> 00:36:25,157
Don't be taking
all day back there either,
making tamales and shit.
778
00:36:28,446 --> 00:36:29,486
New Orleans!
779
00:36:29,655 --> 00:36:31,495
Make some noise
780
00:36:31,574 --> 00:36:35,244
for New Edition!
781
00:36:50,509 --> 00:36:51,719
Oh, my gosh!
782
00:36:54,931 --> 00:36:56,341
Sing yourself, y'all!
783
00:37:10,488 --> 00:37:11,578
Oh, oh!
784
00:37:20,122 --> 00:37:21,122
I have four.
785
00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:23,701
Yay!
786
00:37:24,335 --> 00:37:25,375
Party in the VIP!
787
00:37:28,965 --> 00:37:32,885
That's for Ryan
for getting us up in
the hot VIP spot!
788
00:37:34,470 --> 00:37:36,680
Before we drink,
we should get hydrated.
789
00:37:37,014 --> 00:37:38,894
Where is the water?
Excuse me, miss!
790
00:37:38,975 --> 00:37:40,895
Lisa?
Yes.
791
00:37:41,102 --> 00:37:44,602
Okay, this weekend,
we're gonna need
a little less "Mom" Lisa,
792
00:37:44,689 --> 00:37:46,529
and a little more
"Freaknik" Lisa.
793
00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:48,442
Mmm-hmm.
794
00:37:49,193 --> 00:37:50,943
Like "Howard Homecoming" Lisa.
795
00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:52,900
Ooh!
796
00:37:53,406 --> 00:37:55,246
Ooh! "Bayou Classic" Lisa.
797
00:37:55,324 --> 00:37:56,454
- Ahh!
- Mmm!
798
00:37:56,534 --> 00:37:57,574
That Lisa.
799
00:37:57,660 --> 00:38:00,240
Like "NBA
All-Star Weekend" Lisa.
800
00:38:00,413 --> 00:38:01,703
That shut it down.
801
00:38:01,789 --> 00:38:03,919
Come on now.
You're a fierce
sexual goddess.
802
00:38:04,417 --> 00:38:06,047
I'm a bad bitch goddess!
803
00:38:06,460 --> 00:38:07,580
Oh, yes!
804
00:38:07,753 --> 00:38:09,213
Now go out there and slay.
805
00:38:09,296 --> 00:38:10,846
That's it!
Let's do this!
806
00:38:10,923 --> 00:38:12,133
She ready.
807
00:38:13,384 --> 00:38:15,554
So, hey, I don't mean
to be intrusive,
808
00:38:16,053 --> 00:38:19,143
but, um, how many sexual
partners have you had?
809
00:38:19,223 --> 00:38:21,223
Are you gay, straight?
810
00:38:21,392 --> 00:38:23,012
Because with
the pocket squares...
811
00:38:23,102 --> 00:38:25,102
I'm not feeling
confident about this.
812
00:38:25,271 --> 00:38:26,851
So you're not
lactose intolerant?
813
00:38:27,189 --> 00:38:29,529
You give me
the smallest bit
of ice cream,
814
00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:32,658
and I'm taking off like
a rocket. It's just...
815
00:38:33,279 --> 00:38:34,449
Damn, she rusty!
816
00:38:34,613 --> 00:38:36,153
I had both my kids, right?
817
00:38:36,323 --> 00:38:37,953
And I kept their placenta.
818
00:38:38,325 --> 00:38:39,665
You know what
I do every morning?
819
00:38:39,952 --> 00:38:41,452
When I make
my morning shake,
820
00:38:41,912 --> 00:38:45,292
I take a little
bit of that placenta,
plop it right inside,
821
00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:47,124
grind it up, throw it back.
822
00:38:47,418 --> 00:38:50,678
I'm telling you
I'm gonna live
until I'm 100.
823
00:38:50,755 --> 00:38:52,715
I can't watch this.
I tried, but I can't.
824
00:38:52,798 --> 00:38:54,348
She's gonna have to Uber,
she ain't riding with us.
825
00:38:57,845 --> 00:38:59,015
Everybody!
826
00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:10,353
Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
827
00:39:10,524 --> 00:39:12,354
Sasha Franklin?
828
00:39:12,818 --> 00:39:14,328
Of Sasha's Secrets?
829
00:39:15,905 --> 00:39:17,695
Miss Vanzant.
830
00:39:17,782 --> 00:39:21,822
It is such an honor to
even be in the same...
831
00:39:21,994 --> 00:39:24,244
So, come, Missy,
832
00:39:24,413 --> 00:39:26,913
and let me holler
at you for a minute.
833
00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:28,830
Okay.
834
00:39:30,169 --> 00:39:31,679
Do you know who I am?
835
00:39:33,089 --> 00:39:34,139
Yeah, I just said...
836
00:39:34,215 --> 00:39:35,675
Because either you don't know,
837
00:39:36,342 --> 00:39:38,592
or some strange affliction
838
00:39:38,677 --> 00:39:42,097
has altered
the molecular structure
of your brain.
839
00:39:42,515 --> 00:39:43,555
If you think
840
00:39:43,933 --> 00:39:46,063
that you can trash
my name and reputation
841
00:39:46,143 --> 00:39:48,103
just to make a name
for yourself, Missy,
842
00:39:48,187 --> 00:39:50,687
that is not gonna
turn out well for you.
843
00:39:50,815 --> 00:39:52,395
No, look,
I'm just the messenger.
844
00:39:52,483 --> 00:39:53,983
I thought you looked
great in that thong.
845
00:39:54,151 --> 00:39:55,311
Liar!
846
00:39:57,196 --> 00:40:01,116
Try me again,
and I promise you
847
00:40:02,243 --> 00:40:05,743
that you and I are gonna have
a Middle Passage experience,
848
00:40:05,830 --> 00:40:08,910
a fight for survival,
and I will win.
849
00:40:10,042 --> 00:40:12,672
Have I made myself clear?
850
00:40:13,379 --> 00:40:14,469
Clear?
851
00:40:15,756 --> 00:40:16,886
Clear.
852
00:40:17,591 --> 00:40:19,171
Okay, thank you, beloved.
853
00:40:19,343 --> 00:40:22,303
Blessings to you and
you enjoy the rest of
your evening.
854
00:40:23,389 --> 00:40:24,649
Shoot!
855
00:40:25,141 --> 00:40:26,301
Yes, tell me it recorded.
856
00:40:26,392 --> 00:40:28,432
Please tell me
I got that on video.
857
00:40:28,602 --> 00:40:29,892
Come on, please.
858
00:40:30,521 --> 00:40:31,681
Damn it!
859
00:40:32,064 --> 00:40:35,314
Damn it, Sasha!
That was your car
and your mortgage.
860
00:40:35,526 --> 00:40:37,486
Hey, uh, Sasha.
861
00:40:38,070 --> 00:40:39,070
Yeah.
862
00:40:39,238 --> 00:40:41,618
Listen, do you, uh, mind
not working right now?
863
00:40:42,992 --> 00:40:45,282
Well, what do you call
what you're doing?
864
00:40:45,953 --> 00:40:48,993
No, I'm just saying
that I don't want anyone
to feel uncomfortable
865
00:40:49,081 --> 00:40:50,741
thinking that you're
spying on them, that's all.
866
00:40:50,875 --> 00:40:52,205
Ryan, I don't spy
on people.
867
00:40:52,376 --> 00:40:53,376
Okay, I'm sorry.
868
00:40:53,544 --> 00:40:56,294
I'm just saying that
I'm their guest,
you're my guest.
869
00:40:56,463 --> 00:40:58,133
Are you telling me
to behave?
870
00:40:59,592 --> 00:41:00,842
Is that what you're
telling me right now?
871
00:41:01,010 --> 00:41:02,550
No, I'm just saying
that it would be
872
00:41:02,636 --> 00:41:04,136
more appropriate
and effective...
873
00:41:04,305 --> 00:41:05,975
What is appropriate
and effective?
Um, Sasha. Sasha.
874
00:41:06,056 --> 00:41:07,856
These words you're
using on me feel...
875
00:41:07,933 --> 00:41:09,683
Come with me to
the bathroom, please.
876
00:41:10,060 --> 00:41:11,810
Real quick,
I got snaps
and zippers...
877
00:41:11,896 --> 00:41:14,066
Jesus!
And all kinds of things.
878
00:41:14,148 --> 00:41:16,158
Lisa, I know
what you're doing.
879
00:41:18,235 --> 00:41:19,275
Come on, Estelle!
880
00:41:19,361 --> 00:41:20,481
Darling, yes, look at us!
No. No.
881
00:41:20,654 --> 00:41:22,944
Two conquerors
taking over the world!
882
00:41:23,115 --> 00:41:25,745
Don't be a bugger!
Pip pip, cheerio!
883
00:41:25,910 --> 00:41:28,200
I'll tag you!
I'll be tagging you in this!
Please don't!
884
00:41:28,370 --> 00:41:29,660
What are you doing?
What?
885
00:41:29,830 --> 00:41:31,490
I'm taking fun pictures
with celebrities.
886
00:41:31,665 --> 00:41:33,165
I'm talking to
celebrities and everything.
887
00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:36,083
Glad to see some things
ain't changed.
888
00:41:36,253 --> 00:41:38,543
Julian! Oh, my God!
889
00:41:38,631 --> 00:41:40,591
Look at you!
You got muscles now!
890
00:41:40,758 --> 00:41:42,848
What up, D?
What's up, boy?
891
00:41:43,010 --> 00:41:44,840
Look at you!
Man, you got fine!
892
00:41:45,846 --> 00:41:47,646
Ryan!
It's good to see you!
893
00:41:47,806 --> 00:41:48,936
I thought that was you.
894
00:41:49,099 --> 00:41:52,939
I cannot believe
I'm looking at half
of the Flossy Posse!
895
00:41:53,103 --> 00:41:55,603
And the other half
is here, too.
896
00:41:55,773 --> 00:41:57,143
No shit?
Yes!
897
00:41:57,316 --> 00:41:59,776
The whole entire FP crew
is in the building?
Mmm-hmm.
898
00:42:00,194 --> 00:42:02,024
Okay, it's official now.
899
00:42:02,446 --> 00:42:03,826
Wow. So you
playing this weekend?
900
00:42:03,906 --> 00:42:05,746
Yeah, I'm actually
sitting in with Ne-Yo
901
00:42:05,824 --> 00:42:07,324
at the House of Blues
on Saturday.
902
00:42:07,493 --> 00:42:08,783
Ne-Yo? I love Ne-Yo.
903
00:42:08,953 --> 00:42:10,823
Well, y'all should
come through, swing by.
904
00:42:11,288 --> 00:42:13,168
I will put you on the list,
it's nothing.
905
00:42:13,332 --> 00:42:14,622
Okay, we're there.
Good.
906
00:42:14,792 --> 00:42:16,252
Yeah, we're there.
907
00:42:20,214 --> 00:42:21,634
Ah, so, what you drinking?
908
00:42:21,799 --> 00:42:24,719
Sash, I just brought you
in here, okay,
909
00:42:24,802 --> 00:42:27,472
so that you could have
a little compassion for Ryan
910
00:42:27,638 --> 00:42:29,438
and everything that
she's going through.
911
00:42:29,598 --> 00:42:32,398
So I'm asking you
to please be nice.
912
00:42:32,559 --> 00:42:33,819
I'm trying.
913
00:42:34,353 --> 00:42:37,183
I mean, she is
the one giving me grief
about doing my job.
914
00:42:37,690 --> 00:42:40,230
You know,
we can't all just smile
for the cameras
915
00:42:40,317 --> 00:42:42,777
and sit next to
a football player
and make money off of him.
916
00:42:42,861 --> 00:42:45,691
Ooh! Now, Sasha, that's
not fair and you know it.
917
00:42:46,031 --> 00:42:47,071
You know you always do this.
918
00:42:47,157 --> 00:42:48,157
I always do what?
919
00:42:48,450 --> 00:42:50,200
Ryan can do no wrong
in your eyes.
920
00:42:51,370 --> 00:42:53,410
Even when she bailed
on all of our plans
921
00:42:53,497 --> 00:42:55,457
to start the first
black Huffington Post.
922
00:42:55,791 --> 00:42:58,371
That was five years ago,
all right?
923
00:42:58,877 --> 00:43:00,547
Can you just let it go?
924
00:43:01,839 --> 00:43:02,889
Okay!
925
00:43:03,215 --> 00:43:04,385
Sash...
926
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,010
Don't look at me
with them eyes.
927
00:43:10,848 --> 00:43:12,058
Okay.
928
00:43:12,766 --> 00:43:13,896
All right.
929
00:43:13,976 --> 00:43:15,896
Thank you, I love you.
Don't hug on me,
930
00:43:16,061 --> 00:43:18,101
hug on some of that
man meat out there.
931
00:43:30,909 --> 00:43:33,289
Ma, can you hear me?
932
00:43:34,872 --> 00:43:35,872
Dang it.
933
00:43:36,582 --> 00:43:38,832
Reception is just awful.
934
00:43:39,501 --> 00:43:40,911
Geez Louise. Come on.
935
00:43:41,378 --> 00:43:42,968
Come on!
936
00:43:43,964 --> 00:43:46,344
Hey, pretty lady
from Bourbon Street.
937
00:43:46,508 --> 00:43:48,138
Hey, yeah...
938
00:43:48,302 --> 00:43:49,512
You know that
doesn't work, right?
939
00:43:49,762 --> 00:43:51,222
Oh.
940
00:43:51,305 --> 00:43:53,895
You gotta try,
just in case you get lucky.
941
00:43:54,058 --> 00:43:55,648
I mean, not lucky...
942
00:43:55,726 --> 00:43:57,356
You wanna stand on
my shoulders and try?
943
00:43:59,772 --> 00:44:01,022
You know, for height.
944
00:44:01,690 --> 00:44:04,230
So, um, how many
baby mamas you got?
945
00:44:05,194 --> 00:44:06,274
Zero.
946
00:44:06,445 --> 00:44:08,735
You got a wifey?
No.
947
00:44:08,947 --> 00:44:10,197
You got a husband?
948
00:44:11,450 --> 00:44:14,280
Don't even try to
play me, all right?
949
00:44:14,370 --> 00:44:18,200
Dina, come on.
Now Julian is a musician,
he play the bass.
950
00:44:18,290 --> 00:44:20,370
What's he gonna do with
one piece of
pussy coochie twat?
951
00:44:24,088 --> 00:44:25,588
There's a lot you
can do with just one.
952
00:44:28,425 --> 00:44:31,975
Talk to me, yes.
I got one you
could do a lot with!
953
00:44:33,430 --> 00:44:35,390
Stop!
Damn, she dangerous.
954
00:44:35,474 --> 00:44:36,474
Close them.
955
00:44:40,062 --> 00:44:42,022
Look! Smash alert,
two o'clock!
956
00:44:43,357 --> 00:44:44,567
You got it?
I got you.
957
00:44:44,733 --> 00:44:45,983
Oh, my God!
958
00:44:46,068 --> 00:44:47,278
Is that Lisa?
959
00:44:47,444 --> 00:44:49,074
We gotta keep twisting
like this, right?
960
00:44:49,238 --> 00:44:50,988
Because that helps
with the reception.
961
00:44:51,156 --> 00:44:53,326
Just a minute ago,
she was chasing them off,
962
00:44:53,492 --> 00:44:55,362
now, she got her whole taco
in the dude's face.
963
00:44:55,911 --> 00:44:58,121
Ma, can you hear me yet?
964
00:44:58,789 --> 00:45:00,919
No, she still
can't hear me, though.
965
00:45:01,166 --> 00:45:03,466
And it's raw taco,
she ain't got no panties on!
966
00:45:04,878 --> 00:45:06,508
Y'all still wild.
967
00:45:06,672 --> 00:45:08,092
Yes, we are!
968
00:45:09,007 --> 00:45:11,967
Oh, my God!
That's Diddy, baby!
969
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:14,389
How y'all feeling
over here tonight?
970
00:45:14,555 --> 00:45:16,805
Y'all ready
to have a good time
in this motherfucker?
971
00:45:16,974 --> 00:45:18,394
Ladies,
look what your man's got!
972
00:45:20,477 --> 00:45:22,357
Y'all, I'm about to get
pregnant tonight. Move.
973
00:45:22,521 --> 00:45:24,981
You know you
created a monster.
974
00:45:25,149 --> 00:45:26,779
It's a really
good vibe, come on.
975
00:45:26,859 --> 00:45:28,199
Oww!
976
00:46:12,029 --> 00:46:13,039
No!
977
00:46:13,489 --> 00:46:15,619
Dina,
put your shirt on!
978
00:46:23,874 --> 00:46:25,414
Oh, shit!
979
00:46:26,126 --> 00:46:28,006
Girl, your booty
is showing!
980
00:46:38,764 --> 00:46:40,264
You go and
get that ass!
981
00:46:40,432 --> 00:46:41,682
That shit works!
982
00:46:45,896 --> 00:46:47,566
Make some noise!
983
00:46:55,822 --> 00:46:57,152
Oh, my God!
984
00:46:58,992 --> 00:47:01,242
I love y'all!
Thank you, New Orleans!
985
00:47:01,411 --> 00:47:03,911
Turnt up, turnt up, turnt up!
986
00:47:04,081 --> 00:47:06,411
What we doing
after this, y'all?
987
00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:08,583
My frat's having
a party at Xavier.
988
00:47:08,794 --> 00:47:11,544
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold up.
How old are you?
989
00:47:11,630 --> 00:47:12,670
Twenty-one.
990
00:47:12,756 --> 00:47:14,466
We are not going to
any college frat party.
Twenty-one!
991
00:47:14,550 --> 00:47:15,550
What?
992
00:47:15,676 --> 00:47:18,136
Wait, maybe I should wait here
for Diddy to come out,
993
00:47:18,303 --> 00:47:20,473
because once a man
lays his eyes
994
00:47:20,556 --> 00:47:23,186
on these Biggie Smalls
up on my chest,
995
00:47:23,267 --> 00:47:25,517
it burns in their brains,
it burns right
in their brains.
996
00:47:25,602 --> 00:47:26,642
Come on, for real.
997
00:47:26,728 --> 00:47:28,438
What y'all getting into?
I know y'all doing something.
998
00:47:28,605 --> 00:47:29,945
Oh! Wait, come on, y'all.
999
00:47:30,107 --> 00:47:32,817
I still have to work tomorrow,
I really should get to bed.
1000
00:47:33,110 --> 00:47:34,820
It ain't even
midnight yet.
Boo!
1001
00:47:35,237 --> 00:47:39,077
Come on, guys, listen.
I've just watched
my best friend grind on Diddy.
1002
00:47:39,241 --> 00:47:40,951
What could possibly top that?
1003
00:47:42,661 --> 00:47:45,201
Let's do this shit, bitches!
1004
00:47:45,289 --> 00:47:47,589
Flossy Posse is in effect!
1005
00:47:49,126 --> 00:47:50,256
Here I go!
1006
00:47:50,419 --> 00:47:51,679
Oh, shit!
1007
00:47:58,135 --> 00:47:59,345
Yeah!
1008
00:48:00,596 --> 00:48:01,846
That was amazing!
1009
00:48:02,764 --> 00:48:04,304
Guess she caught
her second wind.
1010
00:48:04,391 --> 00:48:05,431
Sasha!
1011
00:48:05,517 --> 00:48:08,477
Come on,
you have to try it!
It's amazing!
1012
00:48:09,187 --> 00:48:12,487
Fuck it!
I'm white boy wasted anyway!
1013
00:48:12,566 --> 00:48:14,156
Come on!
1014
00:48:18,572 --> 00:48:20,442
Oh, my God! Oh, shit!
1015
00:48:20,616 --> 00:48:21,996
Catch me!
1016
00:48:22,242 --> 00:48:23,452
Oh!
1017
00:48:23,952 --> 00:48:26,032
Don't let me go!
Don't let me go!
1018
00:48:26,330 --> 00:48:28,620
Don't let me go!
1019
00:48:28,790 --> 00:48:29,910
Sasha!
1020
00:48:30,083 --> 00:48:31,503
That was crazy!
1021
00:48:32,085 --> 00:48:33,875
Come on, Lis.
Come on.
It's time, let's go!
1022
00:48:34,046 --> 00:48:36,716
No, this is not
a good idea,
I have to pee.
1023
00:48:36,882 --> 00:48:38,342
The line is
shorter over there,
1024
00:48:38,425 --> 00:48:39,965
there's a long line
to the bathroom here.
1025
00:48:40,052 --> 00:48:41,092
Just go for it.
1026
00:48:41,178 --> 00:48:42,598
You can do it!
It's fine!
1027
00:48:42,763 --> 00:48:45,013
All right. All right.
All right. All right.
1028
00:48:45,140 --> 00:48:47,470
Lisa! Lisa! Lisa!
1029
00:48:47,643 --> 00:48:48,853
Peter Pan that shit!
1030
00:48:57,277 --> 00:48:58,407
Oh!
1031
00:48:59,738 --> 00:49:01,038
Oh, shit!
1032
00:49:02,783 --> 00:49:03,863
What happened?
1033
00:49:04,284 --> 00:49:05,494
Why did I stop?
1034
00:49:05,577 --> 00:49:07,207
Why isn't it moving?
1035
00:49:07,371 --> 00:49:09,081
- Wait, what's going on?
- Why did it stop?
1036
00:49:09,247 --> 00:49:11,507
Hello? What's wrong?
1037
00:49:12,876 --> 00:49:14,006
Don't worry about it!
1038
00:49:14,169 --> 00:49:16,259
They're gonna fix it!
Just hold tight,
hold on, Lisa!
1039
00:49:16,421 --> 00:49:18,591
This is not the time,
I'm telling you!
1040
00:49:18,757 --> 00:49:20,137
Don't worry!
1041
00:49:20,217 --> 00:49:21,467
Squeeze it!
1042
00:49:21,635 --> 00:49:23,095
Oh, God!
1043
00:49:23,261 --> 00:49:26,551
Baby Jesus, Jesus,
please don't make
me pee on anybody!
1044
00:49:26,723 --> 00:49:29,643
Stop taking that picture
of her fucking vagina!
1045
00:49:29,768 --> 00:49:30,938
Please don't do it!
1046
00:49:33,647 --> 00:49:34,777
Oh!
1047
00:49:39,695 --> 00:49:42,195
Damn!
How much did she drink?
1048
00:49:42,489 --> 00:49:45,789
Why have you
forsaken me,
Baby Jesus?
1049
00:49:46,284 --> 00:49:48,784
Your BFF is on her way!
1050
00:49:48,954 --> 00:49:50,784
I'm sorry,
I really tried to hold it!
1051
00:49:55,085 --> 00:49:56,505
Don't worry, girl,
I got you!
1052
00:50:00,132 --> 00:50:03,512
I didn't know
you were into golden showers.
Girl, that's my jam!
1053
00:50:03,677 --> 00:50:05,477
Watch this!
1054
00:50:07,472 --> 00:50:09,052
What the fuck?
1055
00:50:17,607 --> 00:50:19,407
What are you doing?
1056
00:50:19,484 --> 00:50:22,324
Y'all didn't even
have to take me
to Red Lobster!
1057
00:50:30,829 --> 00:50:33,999
Hey, when I said "let loose,"
I didn't mean it literally!
1058
00:50:34,499 --> 00:50:36,419
Ry, what!
Did you see that?
1059
00:50:36,501 --> 00:50:38,871
Yeah, everybody saw it!
1060
00:50:39,004 --> 00:50:41,754
Damn!
Oh, I am so happy
we ran into you!
1061
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:45,260
I swear,
I have not had this
much fun in so long.
1062
00:50:45,343 --> 00:50:47,423
You never had a problem
with that before.
1063
00:50:47,512 --> 00:50:48,842
I miss that girl.
1064
00:50:48,930 --> 00:50:50,390
You definitely
brought her back tonight.
1065
00:50:52,100 --> 00:50:55,270
Well, maybe she needs you
around a little more often.
1066
00:51:01,818 --> 00:51:02,908
Uh...
1067
00:51:04,029 --> 00:51:05,869
Maybe I should get you home.
1068
00:51:06,239 --> 00:51:08,499
Didn't you say you have
an appearance or something?
1069
00:51:08,909 --> 00:51:10,209
Tomorrow?
1070
00:51:10,744 --> 00:51:12,414
With your husband.
1071
00:51:13,413 --> 00:51:14,793
Yeah, that nigga.
1072
00:51:15,624 --> 00:51:16,704
What?
1073
00:51:18,376 --> 00:51:20,176
What? No.
1074
00:51:21,379 --> 00:51:23,889
Yeah, no, no, right.
I should, um...
1075
00:51:25,217 --> 00:51:27,097
I should probably go.
Yeah.
1076
00:51:27,344 --> 00:51:30,134
Uh, but where y'all staying?
I'll take you to your hotel.
1077
00:51:30,222 --> 00:51:31,932
Where are you, at the W?
1078
00:51:32,516 --> 00:51:34,106
Uh...
The Roosevelt?
1079
00:51:34,267 --> 00:51:36,567
I got you, come on.
1080
00:51:38,021 --> 00:51:40,391
All right,
it's all yours.
1081
00:51:41,191 --> 00:51:42,271
Are you sure?
1082
00:51:42,818 --> 00:51:45,948
There's no way in hell
I'll let y'all stay
in that filthy dump.
1083
00:51:46,446 --> 00:51:48,576
I'll crash with
the guys in the band.
1084
00:51:48,657 --> 00:51:49,957
Y'all get some sleep.
1085
00:51:50,033 --> 00:51:54,123
Thank you, Julian,
for everything tonight.
For everything.
1086
00:51:54,204 --> 00:51:55,454
No sweat.
1087
00:51:58,667 --> 00:52:00,257
You sure everything
is good with you?
1088
00:52:00,335 --> 00:52:02,585
Yes! Absolutely.
1089
00:52:04,589 --> 00:52:05,929
All right, then.
1090
00:52:06,967 --> 00:52:08,177
Okay.
1091
00:52:08,260 --> 00:52:09,510
Good night.
1092
00:52:20,981 --> 00:52:23,271
Can I just touch it?
You can touch it.
1093
00:52:28,196 --> 00:52:29,696
Oh.
1094
00:52:29,781 --> 00:52:31,031
You're shy.
1095
00:52:32,033 --> 00:52:33,703
You should move your arm.
1096
00:52:37,372 --> 00:52:38,582
That's not my arm.
1097
00:52:46,381 --> 00:52:49,051
I just...
I couldn't do it.
1098
00:52:49,134 --> 00:52:51,424
It was unbelievable!
1099
00:52:51,511 --> 00:52:53,261
I'm telling you guys,
you had to see this thing.
1100
00:52:53,346 --> 00:52:55,096
Well, why didn't you
bring it out and show us?
1101
00:52:55,724 --> 00:52:58,054
Were you gonna help me
carry it out here?
1102
00:52:58,393 --> 00:53:00,103
I'd have slung it
over my shoulder.
1103
00:53:01,730 --> 00:53:04,190
Listen, I ain't never
seen nothing like that.
1104
00:53:04,274 --> 00:53:07,314
Wait. The good Lord
gives you all that meat,
and you just hand it back?
1105
00:53:08,653 --> 00:53:10,033
Is that because you a vegan?
1106
00:53:10,697 --> 00:53:12,037
No, Dina.
1107
00:53:12,115 --> 00:53:14,285
It's because I wanna
keep my uterus intact.
1108
00:53:14,576 --> 00:53:17,076
Girl, I'm gonna
give you a lecture tomorrow.
1109
00:53:17,162 --> 00:53:19,742
But tonight
I'm too tired.
1110
00:53:19,831 --> 00:53:21,081
I think my liver
is broken.
1111
00:53:22,792 --> 00:53:25,582
Uh-uh. Y'all not going
to sleep. Come on.
1112
00:53:25,670 --> 00:53:28,130
Come on. Bring it.
Come on!
1113
00:53:28,506 --> 00:53:29,506
Get up!
1114
00:53:29,591 --> 00:53:31,501
Mmm-mmm.
- Oh, God.
1115
00:53:40,185 --> 00:53:41,225
What?
1116
00:53:42,062 --> 00:53:43,852
I'm not going to Hell.
1117
00:53:43,939 --> 00:53:45,399
Jesus loves me, too.
1118
00:53:46,024 --> 00:53:47,854
Better recognize
your blessings.
1119
00:53:49,903 --> 00:53:51,273
She got a point.
Yeah.
1120
00:53:52,155 --> 00:53:53,615
Okay.
1121
00:53:53,698 --> 00:53:55,078
Here we go.
1122
00:53:56,409 --> 00:53:59,289
Heavenly Father,
we wanna thank you
for this day of life
1123
00:53:59,371 --> 00:54:02,661
and thank you for
bringing the Flossy Posse
back together.
1124
00:54:02,749 --> 00:54:04,799
It's like you always
listen to my prayers
1125
00:54:04,876 --> 00:54:06,836
because I missed
my girls so much.
1126
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:11,290
And I can't wait for us
to have all the most fun
in the world!
1127
00:54:11,383 --> 00:54:14,173
Oh, I can just feel my heart
filling up with joy now,
1128
00:54:14,260 --> 00:54:16,470
just thinking about
all the good things
we gonna do...
1129
00:54:32,237 --> 00:54:33,447
Thank you.
1130
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,320
Hey, are you
even up for this?
1131
00:54:39,411 --> 00:54:41,951
Don't worry, I've been
pretending to be
okay for two years.
1132
00:54:42,038 --> 00:54:43,458
I can do it for
a few more minutes.
1133
00:54:43,540 --> 00:54:46,120
Honey! Honey! Whoa!
Somebody got turnt.
1134
00:54:46,292 --> 00:54:49,002
It's okay. It's okay.
1135
00:54:49,087 --> 00:54:53,007
Uh, yeah, yeah.
So, well, we're gonna get you
some coffee, okay, sweetie?
1136
00:54:53,091 --> 00:54:54,251
Okay.
1137
00:54:54,342 --> 00:54:55,962
Some water?
Yeah, water, too.
1138
00:54:56,052 --> 00:54:57,052
Yeah.
1139
00:54:57,137 --> 00:54:59,977
Listen, I've been out of
the game for a minute,
1140
00:55:00,056 --> 00:55:02,856
and I don't know
what these young girls
are doing out here
1141
00:55:02,934 --> 00:55:04,354
to handle all that.
1142
00:55:04,436 --> 00:55:06,276
But I'm not
on that train.
1143
00:55:06,354 --> 00:55:07,354
Come on now, Lisa.
1144
00:55:07,439 --> 00:55:10,319
I ain't never
known you to back down
from a challenge.
1145
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:11,440
I know.
1146
00:55:11,526 --> 00:55:13,906
Just grapefruit him.
What?
1147
00:55:14,404 --> 00:55:16,284
Y'all ain't never
grapefruited before?
1148
00:55:17,365 --> 00:55:18,535
No.
1149
00:55:19,868 --> 00:55:20,998
But I'm listening.
1150
00:55:21,453 --> 00:55:23,073
What you wanna do is,
1151
00:55:23,163 --> 00:55:24,743
you get a grapefruit,
right?
Okay.
1152
00:55:24,831 --> 00:55:27,451
And you cut both
ends off, as so.
1153
00:55:28,710 --> 00:55:32,670
Then you cut a hole in
the middle, like this.
1154
00:55:33,131 --> 00:55:34,421
Like a nice little tunnel.
1155
00:55:34,507 --> 00:55:38,347
And then you place
that on his penis
1156
00:55:38,428 --> 00:55:39,728
like this.
1157
00:55:40,305 --> 00:55:42,805
Oh. Oh.
Okay.
Like that, right?
1158
00:55:43,183 --> 00:55:45,603
Now, you wanna
squeeze, and twist,
1159
00:55:45,685 --> 00:55:48,895
and suck, so then
it feels like he's getting
fucked and sucked
1160
00:55:48,980 --> 00:55:50,520
all at the same time.
1161
00:55:52,108 --> 00:55:53,198
It's like this.
1162
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:05,530
You might choke just
a little bit because that
make him feel like a man.
1163
00:56:05,622 --> 00:56:06,952
Like he killing your shit.
1164
00:56:10,543 --> 00:56:12,673
Dude, this is tickling
my throat.
1165
00:56:18,468 --> 00:56:19,468
Hmm.
1166
00:56:19,552 --> 00:56:22,512
Now, you never ever wanna
do this with a pineapple.
1167
00:56:23,139 --> 00:56:24,269
I almost died.
1168
00:56:34,692 --> 00:56:37,522
Sasha, tell me the truth.
Do you think
this color's too much?
1169
00:56:37,904 --> 00:56:40,614
It's barely enough.
It's beautiful.
1170
00:56:40,698 --> 00:56:42,328
Ryan and Stewart Pierce.
1171
00:56:43,493 --> 00:56:44,613
Give it up for Ne-Yo!
1172
00:56:44,702 --> 00:56:46,952
It's always a beautiful
and energetic crowd
1173
00:56:47,038 --> 00:56:48,498
when you come to
the Essence Fest.
1174
00:56:48,581 --> 00:56:50,331
Miss Terry McMillan.
1175
00:56:50,416 --> 00:56:51,966
People, period.
But beautiful black people,
1176
00:56:52,043 --> 00:56:53,583
you know what I mean?
That's what you come for.
1177
00:56:53,670 --> 00:56:55,290
You come to celebrate
your blackness.
1178
00:56:55,380 --> 00:56:56,540
Morris Chestnut!
1179
00:57:08,601 --> 00:57:09,851
Ava DuVernay!
1180
00:57:09,936 --> 00:57:11,356
What is
"black girl magic"?
1181
00:57:11,437 --> 00:57:13,697
It feels like a reminder,
it feels like a rallying call,
1182
00:57:13,773 --> 00:57:15,983
it feels like
a term of endearment.
1183
00:57:16,067 --> 00:57:19,657
Make sure to keep
stirring so this crawfish
doesn't overcook.
1184
00:57:19,737 --> 00:57:22,327
Oh, yeah, because we
cannot have that, y'all.
1185
00:57:34,752 --> 00:57:36,582
I'm so sorry!
You kissing
the air, girl.
1186
00:57:36,671 --> 00:57:39,341
I guess that chapter
in your book is right.
1187
00:57:39,424 --> 00:57:42,384
"The couple who
cooks together,
stays together."
1188
00:57:43,303 --> 00:57:45,593
So cute.
They're so cute!
1189
00:57:46,723 --> 00:57:47,803
Couldn't have said it
better myself.
1190
00:57:47,891 --> 00:57:49,181
That's true.
1191
00:57:51,227 --> 00:57:54,067
She on some
Academy Award shit
with this performance.
1192
00:57:54,355 --> 00:57:56,525
Aw, Sasha,
marriage is tricky.
1193
00:57:56,608 --> 00:57:59,988
She still loves Stewart.
They're just going
through a rough patch.
1194
00:58:00,069 --> 00:58:03,409
And you can see,
there are a lot of different
peppers and colors...
1195
00:58:03,489 --> 00:58:05,159
Oh, no,
this bitch didn't.
What?
1196
00:58:05,241 --> 00:58:06,361
Oh, this heifer.
1197
00:58:06,451 --> 00:58:07,491
Dina, don't.
1198
00:58:07,577 --> 00:58:09,077
I'm just gonna
whip her ass!
1199
00:58:09,162 --> 00:58:12,412
Why don't we invite someone
from our audience to come
up and have a taste?
1200
00:58:12,498 --> 00:58:13,588
Ooh, I'll do it.
1201
00:58:14,375 --> 00:58:17,125
Oh, you in the red,
I saw you first!
1202
00:58:18,588 --> 00:58:20,048
Oh, hell no!
Let's go!
1203
00:58:20,131 --> 00:58:21,291
Oh, no,
wait, wait, wait!
1204
00:58:21,382 --> 00:58:22,422
Right here.
1205
00:58:24,093 --> 00:58:25,093
Oh, wow.
1206
00:58:25,178 --> 00:58:27,268
This bitch think
she can just be
up in here,
1207
00:58:27,347 --> 00:58:28,687
doing whatever
the fuck she wants.
1208
00:58:28,765 --> 00:58:32,685
All right! Looks like we have
a few eager volunteers!
1209
00:58:33,228 --> 00:58:34,318
Come on up, girls.
1210
00:58:36,439 --> 00:58:37,609
More the merrier.
1211
00:58:38,942 --> 00:58:40,152
I got her, Ry.
1212
00:58:40,985 --> 00:58:43,365
Mmm, this looks
so delicious.
1213
00:58:43,446 --> 00:58:45,616
But I could use
some extra sausage.
1214
00:58:48,701 --> 00:58:49,741
Oh, really?
1215
00:58:49,827 --> 00:58:50,877
You wanna be
careful with that.
1216
00:58:50,954 --> 00:58:53,534
You don't wanna choke
on too much sausage.
1217
00:58:53,623 --> 00:58:56,453
I'm good, I don't
have a gag reflex.
1218
00:58:57,794 --> 00:58:59,624
Ooh, this bitch
wanna get hurt!
1219
00:59:00,546 --> 00:59:02,846
Are they still talking
about jambalaya?
1220
00:59:02,924 --> 00:59:05,964
Um, uh, yeah,
it's colloquial.
1221
00:59:06,177 --> 00:59:08,017
Um, "Put your foot in it."
1222
00:59:08,096 --> 00:59:09,516
"So good, makes you wanna
slap your mama."
1223
00:59:09,597 --> 00:59:10,807
"Bitch gonna get hurt."
1224
00:59:11,057 --> 00:59:12,647
Got it.
1225
00:59:15,812 --> 00:59:16,932
You know what,
1226
00:59:17,021 --> 00:59:20,021
since we've got
a true sausage connoisseur,
1227
00:59:20,108 --> 00:59:24,578
why don't we show her and
you guys everything you can
do with a sausage?
1228
00:59:26,823 --> 00:59:27,823
Ah!
1229
00:59:27,991 --> 00:59:30,071
Now, what do we
have here?
A cleaver.
1230
00:59:30,243 --> 00:59:31,913
Ah, so, let's
take this cleaver...
1231
00:59:32,036 --> 00:59:33,416
That's a big cleaver, baby.
1232
00:59:33,496 --> 00:59:34,666
You should be
careful with that.
1233
00:59:34,747 --> 00:59:35,837
Well, you know what, baby?
1234
00:59:35,915 --> 00:59:37,455
I'm always careful.
1235
00:59:37,542 --> 00:59:38,542
Mmm-hmm.
1236
00:59:39,168 --> 00:59:40,468
Show him
who's boss, girl!
1237
00:59:42,046 --> 00:59:43,046
Ooh. Ooh!
1238
00:59:44,674 --> 00:59:48,844
You don't want any
part of this sausage
not being cut!
1239
00:59:48,928 --> 00:59:50,518
Isn't that right, Stew?
1240
00:59:52,724 --> 00:59:53,854
Well, what is this?
1241
00:59:53,933 --> 00:59:55,263
There's nothing better
1242
00:59:55,351 --> 00:59:59,021
than a tender sausage
who knows who's in charge!
1243
00:59:59,105 --> 01:00:01,315
Right, baby?
She's the boss.
1244
01:00:04,569 --> 01:00:05,699
Ooh, girl!
1245
01:00:05,737 --> 01:00:07,577
Girl, put your back
into it!
Bash that meat.
1246
01:00:08,781 --> 01:00:11,651
If your arms ain't tired,
you ain't been cooking!
1247
01:00:11,826 --> 01:00:14,126
Who knew!
1248
01:00:14,203 --> 01:00:15,203
Kitchen shears.
1249
01:00:15,288 --> 01:00:19,088
This is an under-utilized
utensil in the kitchen.
1250
01:00:19,167 --> 01:00:21,047
Well, I'm gonna take
this under-utilized tool,
1251
01:00:21,127 --> 01:00:23,627
and I'm gonna put it on
this over-utilized sausage.
1252
01:00:27,008 --> 01:00:28,768
What does that look like,
hanging like that, to you?
1253
01:00:29,927 --> 01:00:32,347
I don't know, but we
gonna cut it off today.
1254
01:00:34,182 --> 01:00:36,602
Oh, my God!
Ryan's a hoot.
1255
01:00:37,268 --> 01:00:38,858
She is a hoot.
Yes.
1256
01:00:38,936 --> 01:00:40,356
She's a hoot!
1257
01:00:41,481 --> 01:00:43,351
What the fuck
is going on?
1258
01:00:44,442 --> 01:00:46,192
I'm still waiting
on my sausage.
1259
01:00:46,277 --> 01:00:47,947
Oh, wait, here,
have some of mine.
1260
01:00:50,865 --> 01:00:52,865
Gagging?
You gagging?
1261
01:00:52,950 --> 01:00:56,660
Now that, my friends,
is the essence of cooking.
1262
01:00:58,081 --> 01:00:59,951
That was fucking amazing!
1263
01:01:00,583 --> 01:01:03,213
The crowd loved it,
Bethany loved it!
1264
01:01:03,294 --> 01:01:05,294
Were those your girls?
I thought there was
only three.
1265
01:01:05,380 --> 01:01:07,250
Who's the hottie
with the badunkadunk?
1266
01:01:07,340 --> 01:01:08,380
The junk in the trunk?
1267
01:01:08,466 --> 01:01:11,636
That can had its own
soundtrack. Am I right?
1268
01:01:12,303 --> 01:01:14,053
She's nobody.
I've never seen
her before.
1269
01:01:14,138 --> 01:01:17,148
Oh, crap. I gotta go get
her number because she was
amazing, she's worth it.
1270
01:01:17,225 --> 01:01:18,265
No!
1271
01:01:19,310 --> 01:01:20,850
Okay, okay. Okay.
1272
01:01:20,937 --> 01:01:23,437
You know what?
It's better if it's
improvised, anyway.
1273
01:01:23,523 --> 01:01:28,903
Stewart,
there is a reporter out there
who is a big football fan.
1274
01:01:28,986 --> 01:01:30,486
Can I just borrow you
for a minute?
1275
01:01:30,738 --> 01:01:34,038
Ooh, so tense, real tight.
1276
01:01:34,659 --> 01:01:36,039
Come on, buddy,
loosen it up.
1277
01:01:41,499 --> 01:01:44,419
I am strong.
1278
01:01:44,502 --> 01:01:47,422
I am powerful,
I am beautiful.
1279
01:01:47,505 --> 01:01:49,675
I am strong.
1280
01:01:51,676 --> 01:01:53,346
Powerful...
1281
01:01:54,470 --> 01:01:55,590
I am beautiful.
1282
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:59,430
I am... I am strong.
1283
01:02:00,601 --> 01:02:03,101
I am powerful.
1284
01:02:03,187 --> 01:02:04,777
I am beautiful.
1285
01:02:04,856 --> 01:02:07,986
I am strong,
I am powerful,
1286
01:02:08,067 --> 01:02:09,737
I am beautiful.
I am strong...
1287
01:02:09,819 --> 01:02:11,159
You good, Ry?
1288
01:02:11,863 --> 01:02:13,483
Yeah, I'm good.
1289
01:02:13,573 --> 01:02:15,703
All in a day's
work, right?
1290
01:02:16,409 --> 01:02:18,039
Thanks for having
my back up there.
1291
01:02:18,453 --> 01:02:19,783
Of course.
1292
01:02:24,333 --> 01:02:27,793
Ry, you can't keep
pretending that this
photo doesn't exist.
1293
01:02:28,713 --> 01:02:30,043
It's gonna get out there.
1294
01:02:30,423 --> 01:02:32,043
It's all fair game
in journalism.
1295
01:02:32,133 --> 01:02:34,763
Journalism?
Is that what this is?
1296
01:02:37,638 --> 01:02:40,188
Fine. You just keep
handling your business.
1297
01:02:40,266 --> 01:02:42,726
You been doing such
a great job thus far.
1298
01:02:43,478 --> 01:02:44,688
All right.
1299
01:02:45,229 --> 01:02:46,689
Fine.
1300
01:02:49,901 --> 01:02:51,271
What do you think
I should do?
1301
01:02:52,236 --> 01:02:54,826
Well, first of all,
1302
01:02:54,906 --> 01:02:57,496
let me find out if
anyone else has the photo.
1303
01:02:57,575 --> 01:02:59,825
And if not, let me leak it.
1304
01:02:59,911 --> 01:03:02,781
Are you crazy? No,
I am in the middle of a deal.
1305
01:03:02,872 --> 01:03:05,832
I cannot have pictures
of him kissing another
woman on your site.
1306
01:03:05,917 --> 01:03:07,837
No!
Hear me out.
1307
01:03:07,919 --> 01:03:10,589
If I leak it,
you can get in front of it.
1308
01:03:10,671 --> 01:03:11,961
Steer the conversation
1309
01:03:12,048 --> 01:03:15,428
instead of letting TMZ
write their own bullshit
spin on it.
1310
01:03:15,510 --> 01:03:18,930
You find the right angle,
you minimize the damage.
1311
01:03:22,391 --> 01:03:24,431
Okay, just let me
think about it.
1312
01:03:24,519 --> 01:03:26,859
All right? And let me talk
to a few people first.
1313
01:03:26,938 --> 01:03:29,028
Let me just run it by them.
1314
01:03:29,106 --> 01:03:31,446
Can you stall them
for a little bit longer?
1315
01:03:32,151 --> 01:03:33,191
I got you.
1316
01:03:35,530 --> 01:03:37,030
Thank you, Sasha.
1317
01:03:37,573 --> 01:03:38,953
Of course.
1318
01:03:39,033 --> 01:03:42,373
I got Muslim oils,
Christian oils!
I got poodle oils!
1319
01:03:42,453 --> 01:03:43,663
I got ball sprays.
1320
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:46,580
Everybody got a drink,
I need a drink!
1321
01:03:46,666 --> 01:03:48,506
- Authentic hurricanes!
- Two for $25!
1322
01:03:48,584 --> 01:03:50,164
Over here!
Here we go.
Here we go.
1323
01:03:50,294 --> 01:03:51,674
I got something for the kids!
1324
01:03:52,922 --> 01:03:54,592
Two for $25?
$25.
1325
01:03:54,674 --> 01:03:56,134
Baby, baby, baby!
Hey, hey, hey, beautiful!
1326
01:03:56,592 --> 01:03:58,422
Right here,
come on, baby!
Me?
1327
01:03:58,511 --> 01:03:59,761
Yeah, right here.
1328
01:03:59,845 --> 01:04:02,895
Bye, he call me beautiful.
I'm beautiful now, huh?
1329
01:04:03,140 --> 01:04:04,970
Ooh! Lord! Lord!
1330
01:04:05,059 --> 01:04:07,069
Hi!
Hey! Got to be careful.
1331
01:04:07,144 --> 01:04:08,274
Listen, I got a look,
1332
01:04:08,354 --> 01:04:09,984
I see you over there
chasing them hurricanes.
1333
01:04:10,064 --> 01:04:11,944
I got the best thing in
New Orleans right here.
1334
01:04:12,024 --> 01:04:13,104
What's that?
1335
01:04:15,444 --> 01:04:16,574
Look at that right there.
1336
01:04:18,906 --> 01:04:20,076
What the fuck is that?
1337
01:04:20,324 --> 01:04:24,414
Ooh! This is 200-year-old
wormwood absinthe.
1338
01:04:24,495 --> 01:04:25,585
Green Fairy.
1339
01:04:25,663 --> 01:04:27,243
I want it,
give it to me.
1340
01:04:27,331 --> 01:04:29,621
Hey, hey, hey! Calm down now!
You don't know what
you're getting into.
1341
01:04:29,709 --> 01:04:32,049
This stuff right here
come with instructions, okay?
1342
01:04:32,128 --> 01:04:34,758
Well, I don't give a fuck.
That shit is green, shiny,
1343
01:04:34,839 --> 01:04:36,849
and looks like it
will have me hella bent.
I want it!
1344
01:04:36,924 --> 01:04:39,304
Yes, but you're only
supposed to take a splash
of this, young lady,
1345
01:04:39,385 --> 01:04:42,265
because if you drink too
much of it, it's gonna
have you hallucinating.
1346
01:04:42,346 --> 01:04:43,516
All right,
that's cool with me.
1347
01:04:43,598 --> 01:04:46,228
Now, look, that whole
bottle will last you
for five years, all right?
1348
01:04:46,350 --> 01:04:48,350
Okay, five months,
got it.
No, no!
1349
01:04:48,436 --> 01:04:49,896
Did you hear
what I just said?
1350
01:04:49,979 --> 01:04:51,859
Five years.
You're not listening
to what I'm saying.
1351
01:04:51,939 --> 01:04:52,989
Okay, five days.
1352
01:04:53,065 --> 01:04:55,445
This will be used
very irresponsibly.
Thank you!
1353
01:04:55,526 --> 01:04:56,816
Young lady...
Sasha!
1354
01:04:56,902 --> 01:04:59,862
You about to be
a mental health patient
with a fat ass.
1355
01:05:00,281 --> 01:05:03,201
Oils, incense!
I got coochie spray!
1356
01:05:07,371 --> 01:05:08,411
Ooh! Damn!
1357
01:05:11,042 --> 01:05:13,412
Oh, that's a good one.
1358
01:05:17,506 --> 01:05:19,596
You know what?
You guys shouldn't be
in the grass.
1359
01:05:19,675 --> 01:05:21,385
You know you're
allergic to grass.
1360
01:05:21,469 --> 01:05:23,019
Left hand red.
1361
01:05:23,095 --> 01:05:25,805
Okay. I'm about to
go see a man sing.
Oh, have fun!
1362
01:05:25,890 --> 01:05:26,970
Hi, guys!
1363
01:05:27,058 --> 01:05:28,438
Hey, Auntie Ry-Ry!
1364
01:05:28,517 --> 01:05:29,567
Bye, guys!
1365
01:05:29,644 --> 01:05:30,644
I love you!
1366
01:05:30,728 --> 01:05:32,108
Bye, Mama!
1367
01:05:32,188 --> 01:05:33,648
Oh, they're so cute.
1368
01:05:33,731 --> 01:05:35,141
I miss them.
1369
01:05:35,441 --> 01:05:37,401
Mmm-hmm.
You know what?
1370
01:05:37,735 --> 01:05:40,525
Have you and
Stewart thought about
having a family?
1371
01:05:40,613 --> 01:05:42,033
I mean,
1372
01:05:42,114 --> 01:05:45,534
kids have a way
of bringing people
closer together.
1373
01:05:45,910 --> 01:05:48,950
They definitely have
a way of changing men.
1374
01:05:49,538 --> 01:05:52,878
Mmm. Yeah, made your husband
change his address!
1375
01:05:56,295 --> 01:05:57,675
We've talked
about it, yeah.
1376
01:05:58,589 --> 01:06:00,929
I'm just so focused
on my career right now.
1377
01:06:01,384 --> 01:06:03,634
I get it,
but don't wait too long
1378
01:06:03,719 --> 01:06:06,099
because nobody's gonna
love you like your babies.
1379
01:06:07,431 --> 01:06:12,011
Hey! Is this
the Flossy Posse suite?
1380
01:06:12,103 --> 01:06:14,683
Yes, it is! Did you
guys get my succulent?
1381
01:06:14,772 --> 01:06:15,812
Who is you?
1382
01:06:17,149 --> 01:06:19,529
Oh, hi. Liz Davelli,
I'm Ryan's agent.
1383
01:06:19,610 --> 01:06:22,070
Hey! Hi!
Hey!
1384
01:06:22,154 --> 01:06:23,694
Welcome! You made it.
1385
01:06:23,781 --> 01:06:25,151
Ah, I did! I did!
1386
01:06:25,282 --> 01:06:27,992
Oh, my lady, my queen!
Real quick.
Yes?
1387
01:06:28,077 --> 01:06:29,377
Bethany wants to spend
a little one-on-one
1388
01:06:29,453 --> 01:06:32,083
with you and Stewart
at the Cîroc party.
Okay.
1389
01:06:32,164 --> 01:06:34,254
I know you're with
the F to the P.
1390
01:06:34,333 --> 01:06:36,043
But just give her
15 minutes.
1391
01:06:36,127 --> 01:06:38,047
Inspire her to add
a zero to the deal.
1392
01:06:38,129 --> 01:06:39,969
Of course, yes!
1393
01:06:40,339 --> 01:06:42,139
Hey, how about
we have a toast?
1394
01:06:42,299 --> 01:06:43,639
Ooh, are these hurricanes?
1395
01:06:44,427 --> 01:06:46,637
Fuck a hurricane, girl.
These are tsunamis!
1396
01:06:47,012 --> 01:06:48,552
Ooh! I'm scared!
1397
01:06:48,639 --> 01:06:51,229
To Friday night,
Flossy Posse style!
1398
01:06:53,602 --> 01:06:55,562
For real, though! Mmm.
1399
01:07:19,003 --> 01:07:20,123
Whoa.
1400
01:07:22,298 --> 01:07:24,558
I feel funny.
Do y'all feel funny?
1401
01:07:24,717 --> 01:07:27,267
You feel funny?
I feel...
1402
01:07:27,344 --> 01:07:28,554
I feel fine!
1403
01:07:28,971 --> 01:07:31,471
I feel so fine! Feel me.
Go on and feel me.
1404
01:07:31,557 --> 01:07:32,647
You want me to feel you?
1405
01:07:32,725 --> 01:07:33,765
Feel me, yeah...
1406
01:07:33,851 --> 01:07:34,971
Ooh, yeah!
1407
01:07:35,561 --> 01:07:37,021
Yeah!
1408
01:07:38,063 --> 01:07:39,603
You feel squishy.
1409
01:07:43,986 --> 01:07:45,196
Oh, shit!
1410
01:07:46,864 --> 01:07:48,154
We tripping.
1411
01:07:49,325 --> 01:07:50,785
We tripping.
We tripping?
1412
01:07:50,868 --> 01:07:52,458
We tripping!
1413
01:07:52,745 --> 01:07:54,375
Wait a minute!
Hold up, stop!
1414
01:07:55,831 --> 01:07:56,871
You.
1415
01:07:58,292 --> 01:08:00,162
You put something in
them drinks, didn't you?
1416
01:08:00,836 --> 01:08:01,966
Yeah.
1417
01:08:02,046 --> 01:08:03,426
We gonna be fucked up!
1418
01:08:04,006 --> 01:08:07,256
Y'all, it's not funny.
If we tripping,
1419
01:08:07,343 --> 01:08:09,473
Ryan's tripping,
and she's with Bethany!
1420
01:08:09,553 --> 01:08:10,883
Oh, shit!
1421
01:08:13,349 --> 01:08:14,939
Yeah.
Ooh!
1422
01:08:15,768 --> 01:08:16,768
Ah!
1423
01:08:19,730 --> 01:08:23,810
I have to tell you
that I loved your
cooking demo today.
1424
01:08:23,901 --> 01:08:28,191
Yeah, the way
that you two play
off each other...
1425
01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:29,400
It's so much fun.
1426
01:08:29,490 --> 01:08:30,740
So much fun.
Yeah!
1427
01:08:30,908 --> 01:08:33,668
Listen,
how about this?
1428
01:08:33,744 --> 01:08:35,744
Cheers to fun!
1429
01:08:39,208 --> 01:08:40,968
She's so funny!
1430
01:08:41,043 --> 01:08:43,623
Yeah! Cheers! Whoo!
1431
01:08:47,675 --> 01:08:48,675
Oh...
1432
01:08:49,051 --> 01:08:50,551
That's a terrible drink.
1433
01:08:52,429 --> 01:08:54,229
Oh, man, I'm gonna have
that taken off the check.
1434
01:08:54,306 --> 01:08:56,516
Did you taste that?
The Verbena?
1435
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:57,970
It's hot.
1436
01:08:59,603 --> 01:09:00,893
It burns.
1437
01:09:01,939 --> 01:09:03,779
Okay, look,
we gotta go save Ryan.
1438
01:09:06,902 --> 01:09:08,022
Mommy!
1439
01:09:08,946 --> 01:09:09,986
Did y'all hear that?
1440
01:09:15,744 --> 01:09:16,744
Oh, shit!
1441
01:09:16,829 --> 01:09:17,919
Austin?
1442
01:09:18,664 --> 01:09:19,704
Riley?
1443
01:09:19,790 --> 01:09:21,160
Your damn kids is here?
1444
01:09:23,961 --> 01:09:26,671
Oh, shit!
You coming to get me, God?
1445
01:09:28,591 --> 01:09:30,171
Those bitches left me.
1446
01:09:33,804 --> 01:09:35,014
Hey, Mommy!
1447
01:09:38,642 --> 01:09:42,142
Are you having fun?
1448
01:09:42,980 --> 01:09:46,350
I am having fun,
but you have to go to bed.
1449
01:09:50,946 --> 01:09:52,366
I'm ready for bed.
1450
01:09:55,409 --> 01:09:56,829
Sasha Franklin.
1451
01:09:57,328 --> 01:09:59,168
Sasha's Secrets.
1452
01:09:59,705 --> 01:10:02,705
I really, really
love your blog.
1453
01:10:04,168 --> 01:10:05,168
Mmm.
1454
01:10:10,174 --> 01:10:11,714
Why won't it come off?
1455
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:13,170
How may I help you?
1456
01:10:18,432 --> 01:10:19,642
What is she doing here?
1457
01:10:21,685 --> 01:10:23,395
She's here to take
your order.
1458
01:10:24,688 --> 01:10:25,688
Oh, yeah?
1459
01:10:26,106 --> 01:10:27,106
Oh!
1460
01:10:27,232 --> 01:10:28,352
What can I get you?
1461
01:10:28,901 --> 01:10:32,151
You can get your mouth
off my husband's dick!
1462
01:10:35,032 --> 01:10:36,072
Please?
1463
01:10:36,867 --> 01:10:37,917
Oh, hey, hey.
1464
01:10:37,993 --> 01:10:39,663
Is that a drink?
I want one.
1465
01:10:39,912 --> 01:10:42,952
Um, actually, let's get
a round for the table,
1466
01:10:45,376 --> 01:10:46,586
and put it on my card.
1467
01:10:49,588 --> 01:10:51,258
Go! You got it!
1468
01:10:51,340 --> 01:10:52,800
Coming right up.
1469
01:10:53,050 --> 01:10:54,710
Oh, you wanna smirk?
1470
01:10:54,802 --> 01:10:57,172
Oh, so you wanna
get fucked up?
1471
01:10:57,304 --> 01:11:01,724
And don't think I
don't see that "Suck Cock"
written on your shirt!
1472
01:11:02,726 --> 01:11:04,316
Did her shirt say
"Suck Cock"?
1473
01:11:09,483 --> 01:11:10,483
Buddy...
1474
01:11:17,157 --> 01:11:19,207
Ooh, shit!
Don't choke her too hard.
1475
01:11:19,284 --> 01:11:21,744
There we go! Yeah!
1476
01:11:21,829 --> 01:11:23,919
Get in those!
Get in those! Yeah!
1477
01:11:26,125 --> 01:11:28,005
Ooh! Yeah! Yes!
1478
01:11:28,085 --> 01:11:32,505
Please, I wanna be rough
because you've been a bad boy!
1479
01:11:32,589 --> 01:11:34,009
Yeah! Yeah!
1480
01:11:34,091 --> 01:11:37,011
Bite it, bite it, bite it!
1481
01:11:37,302 --> 01:11:38,672
What the hell
are you doing?
1482
01:11:38,762 --> 01:11:39,802
Oh, shit!
1483
01:11:39,888 --> 01:11:41,018
What?
Hey!
1484
01:11:41,932 --> 01:11:43,552
We gotta save Ryan!
1485
01:11:45,269 --> 01:11:47,439
Yeah, but she's
so far away.
1486
01:11:47,521 --> 01:11:49,351
What are we gonna do?
Yeah.
1487
01:11:52,693 --> 01:11:54,613
We need Plan B.
1488
01:11:54,695 --> 01:11:56,365
What's Plan B?
1489
01:11:56,447 --> 01:11:58,197
Yeah, what's Plan B?
1490
01:12:02,911 --> 01:12:03,991
What are you guys
doing here?
1491
01:12:05,789 --> 01:12:07,629
I'm not really sure
what's going on here.
1492
01:12:07,958 --> 01:12:10,128
My apologies, Bethany.
1493
01:12:10,627 --> 01:12:14,677
Ryan has been taking
some new allergy medicine,
1494
01:12:14,757 --> 01:12:17,007
and it's having
some side effects.
1495
01:12:18,510 --> 01:12:19,590
Psst.
1496
01:12:23,265 --> 01:12:25,975
Quiet as a cat.
Ryan, we gotta go right now.
1497
01:12:26,602 --> 01:12:28,102
The tsunami has hit.
1498
01:12:28,187 --> 01:12:30,897
I repeat,
the tsunami has hit.
1499
01:12:32,983 --> 01:12:34,403
Please excuse us.
1500
01:12:34,485 --> 01:12:36,445
Couch on my head...
1501
01:12:36,820 --> 01:12:39,190
My date will pay
the check.
Okay.
1502
01:12:40,157 --> 01:12:41,997
You may settle up
with him.
1503
01:12:43,410 --> 01:12:44,740
Oh. Ooh.
1504
01:12:45,662 --> 01:12:48,702
That is
a beautiful dress.
Is that a dress?
1505
01:12:48,999 --> 01:12:50,089
Bye!
1506
01:12:50,667 --> 01:12:52,047
Come on, baby.
1507
01:12:53,921 --> 01:12:56,841
Please... Join us.
1508
01:12:57,466 --> 01:12:59,006
Liz Davelli.
1509
01:13:00,010 --> 01:13:01,630
Pretty hair.
1510
01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:04,260
I can't believe Bethany
just saw me like this.
1511
01:13:05,015 --> 01:13:06,645
We need to hide.
1512
01:13:07,684 --> 01:13:09,314
You know she won't
find you in there.
1513
01:13:11,396 --> 01:13:13,356
Oh, yeah.
Let's dance
this shit off.
1514
01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:15,690
'Cause I gotta
keep a low profile.
1515
01:13:24,743 --> 01:13:28,783
Mmm. It smells like Hennessy
and booty sweat up in here!
1516
01:13:28,872 --> 01:13:31,042
We done found our tribe.
1517
01:13:31,125 --> 01:13:33,545
Come on, bitches,
let's set it off.
1518
01:13:57,568 --> 01:13:59,408
Do that shit,
Dina. What!
1519
01:14:01,989 --> 01:14:03,659
Girl, look at
these old bitches.
1520
01:14:08,912 --> 01:14:10,582
Hey! Hold up,
hold up, hold up!
1521
01:14:39,985 --> 01:14:41,115
Y'all, come on!
1522
01:14:55,209 --> 01:14:56,259
All right!
1523
01:15:15,354 --> 01:15:17,524
Come on!
What you sayin'?
1524
01:15:59,106 --> 01:16:00,776
That's real ass.
1525
01:16:02,025 --> 01:16:05,655
Hey! Hey! Hey!
1526
01:16:05,737 --> 01:16:07,037
Bye.
1527
01:16:08,824 --> 01:16:10,244
Yeah, baby!
1528
01:16:10,325 --> 01:16:12,325
I slipped.
I think I pulled a big toe.
1529
01:16:13,537 --> 01:16:14,537
That's all right.
1530
01:16:14,663 --> 01:16:18,623
- Man, we owned that ho.
- Owned that ho!
1531
01:16:27,175 --> 01:16:28,465
Not this.
1532
01:16:28,552 --> 01:16:32,802
You know what, I'm sure
everyone is expecting me
to beat your ass.
1533
01:16:32,889 --> 01:16:34,399
Please beat her ass.
1534
01:16:34,474 --> 01:16:37,394
But I'm coming from
a place of love tonight.
1535
01:16:37,477 --> 01:16:40,397
And you have
a hallucinogenic drug
to thank for that.
1536
01:16:42,274 --> 01:16:44,154
But mine wore off.
So what's up?
1537
01:16:48,071 --> 01:16:50,071
Lisa! See that, bitch?
1538
01:17:03,170 --> 01:17:04,710
I said I got kids.
1539
01:17:10,927 --> 01:17:12,597
Bitch,
I'm about to fuck you up!
1540
01:17:18,769 --> 01:17:19,939
Here I come!
1541
01:17:25,108 --> 01:17:28,488
Cops! Cops!
Come on, it's the cops!
1542
01:17:28,570 --> 01:17:29,980
Sorry.
1543
01:17:36,661 --> 01:17:38,451
Hey, hey, hey.
What's going on here?
1544
01:17:38,538 --> 01:17:40,958
Officer, it was four women
in multicolored wigs
1545
01:17:41,041 --> 01:17:43,041
who started the whole thing.
But they're still in there.
1546
01:17:43,126 --> 01:17:44,756
So, please hurry!
1547
01:17:47,506 --> 01:17:49,176
Shit!
1548
01:17:49,633 --> 01:17:50,673
Ryan!
1549
01:17:51,134 --> 01:17:53,014
Julian!
1550
01:17:53,095 --> 01:17:55,055
Flossy Posse
strikes again, huh?
1551
01:17:55,472 --> 01:17:57,762
- Julian.
- Good Lord!
1552
01:18:01,478 --> 01:18:03,438
How did you find us?
1553
01:18:04,981 --> 01:18:06,311
I have superpowers.
1554
01:18:06,983 --> 01:18:08,483
You must.
1555
01:18:08,652 --> 01:18:12,902
Yeah.
Or maybe, uh...
1556
01:18:13,782 --> 01:18:15,572
Maybe it was this
text you sent me.
1557
01:18:17,327 --> 01:18:19,417
Julian,
we're lost in space!
1558
01:18:19,496 --> 01:18:21,246
I'm not...
1559
01:18:24,501 --> 01:18:26,921
You got me showing
my titties to Julian.
1560
01:18:27,003 --> 01:18:28,633
You all need to see
these Biggie Smalls...
1561
01:18:28,713 --> 01:18:29,923
Oh, my God!
1562
01:18:30,006 --> 01:18:33,176
I definitely do not
remember making that.
1563
01:18:34,261 --> 01:18:36,471
I think Dina was right
about her Biggie Smalls.
1564
01:18:36,680 --> 01:18:37,760
Burned in the brain.
1565
01:18:38,306 --> 01:18:41,566
Thanks, Julian.
That's what all the boys say.
1566
01:18:44,646 --> 01:18:46,316
Julian, have you heard
of that record that goes,
1567
01:18:46,398 --> 01:18:48,568
"Bitch! Bitch! Motherfucker!
Motherfucker! Bitch!
1568
01:18:48,650 --> 01:18:51,820
"Bitch! Bitch!
Motherfucker! That's my shit!
That's my new shit!"
1569
01:18:51,903 --> 01:18:54,653
That's misogynistic.
We don't like it.
1570
01:18:54,739 --> 01:18:57,829
All right, ladies.
You have a great evening.
1571
01:18:57,909 --> 01:18:59,789
Ju-Ju.
Thank you, baby.
1572
01:18:59,870 --> 01:19:02,120
Sash, I got you, babe.
You know that.
1573
01:19:02,414 --> 01:19:04,044
Ooh!
Now, take it easy, Lis.
1574
01:19:04,124 --> 01:19:05,544
Yeah.
Take it easy.
1575
01:19:05,625 --> 01:19:07,965
Thank you, Julian.
You're welcome.
1576
01:19:08,044 --> 01:19:09,254
Thanks, bruh.
Thank you!
1577
01:19:09,337 --> 01:19:12,427
My girl.
My boy. All right.
1578
01:19:12,507 --> 01:19:13,507
Ry, you okay?
1579
01:19:13,592 --> 01:19:17,342
Oh, yeah. I'll just be
pouring my own drinks
1580
01:19:17,429 --> 01:19:18,939
for the rest of the weekend,
that's all.
1581
01:19:19,055 --> 01:19:21,725
That sounds like
a good plan.
Yeah, I think so.
1582
01:19:21,892 --> 01:19:23,012
Thanks for
everything, though.
1583
01:19:23,101 --> 01:19:25,141
Anytime. You know that.
1584
01:19:53,757 --> 01:19:55,847
Um...
1585
01:19:56,843 --> 01:19:59,633
All right, so...
1586
01:20:03,016 --> 01:20:04,556
Good night.
1587
01:20:06,937 --> 01:20:08,567
Good night.
1588
01:20:09,648 --> 01:20:11,448
Good night.
1589
01:20:20,450 --> 01:20:22,530
Hmm?
Good night.
1590
01:20:22,619 --> 01:20:24,129
Oh, yes.
Yep.
1591
01:20:24,454 --> 01:20:25,874
Morning like, you know?
1592
01:20:27,207 --> 01:20:28,257
Yeah.
1593
01:20:36,007 --> 01:20:37,057
Ha!
1594
01:20:37,133 --> 01:20:39,013
Hey, look,
she had it comin'.
1595
01:20:39,094 --> 01:20:40,594
She was trippin'.
1596
01:20:40,679 --> 01:20:43,399
She was!
I'm just happy
Freaknik Lisa is back.
1597
01:20:43,473 --> 01:20:45,473
Hey.
Right?
1598
01:20:45,559 --> 01:20:48,609
Too bad all
that pent-up energy
is going to waste.
1599
01:20:48,687 --> 01:20:49,817
Mmm-hmm.
1600
01:20:57,988 --> 01:20:59,618
What was that, Sasha?
1601
01:20:59,698 --> 01:21:03,708
What was that
you were saying about
pent-up energy?
1602
01:21:03,785 --> 01:21:06,165
You texted him?
I did.
1603
01:21:06,705 --> 01:21:08,035
Never doubt.
1604
01:21:08,331 --> 01:21:09,831
Never doubt a boss.
1605
01:21:11,543 --> 01:21:12,663
Because I slay
1606
01:21:12,752 --> 01:21:14,672
I slay, I slay, all day
1607
01:21:14,754 --> 01:21:17,504
All day, all day,
all day, I slay
1608
01:21:18,049 --> 01:21:19,759
Have a good evening, ladies.
1609
01:21:19,843 --> 01:21:21,173
You, too.
1610
01:21:21,678 --> 01:21:24,018
Yes, hunty! Yes!
1611
01:21:24,097 --> 01:21:27,267
Just give in when he starts
smashing them organs up.
1612
01:21:28,226 --> 01:21:31,276
He's gonna knock
the cobwebs off that thing,
you understand me?
1613
01:21:31,646 --> 01:21:34,276
Oh, do you remember when
life was that simple?
1614
01:21:34,983 --> 01:21:38,403
All you wanted was
just to like a guy enough
to wanna give him some.
1615
01:21:38,528 --> 01:21:41,908
Mmm-hmm.
That's all we worried about.
That, and being broke.
1616
01:21:41,990 --> 01:21:44,240
Hmm. Those problems are
behind us, thank God.
1617
01:21:44,326 --> 01:21:45,706
For real.
1618
01:21:47,454 --> 01:21:51,374
I miss you, Sasha.
I really do.
1619
01:21:51,458 --> 01:21:53,468
I miss you, too.
1620
01:21:53,918 --> 01:21:55,718
We were gonna take
over the world together.
1621
01:21:56,630 --> 01:21:59,790
Yeah, we didn't quite get
around to that, did we?
1622
01:21:59,883 --> 01:22:03,213
I just hate seeing you
chasing that
celebrity bullshit.
1623
01:22:03,303 --> 01:22:06,093
You are so much
better than that.
1624
01:22:07,349 --> 01:22:10,149
I'm good.
I'm handling mine.
1625
01:22:11,853 --> 01:22:14,273
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. No, I know.
1626
01:22:19,611 --> 01:22:23,361
You know, Ryan, you don't
have to keep pretending
like you have it all.
1627
01:22:24,324 --> 01:22:27,034
I know you wanna help people.
You always have,
1628
01:22:27,118 --> 01:22:31,418
but maybe you would help
them more if you just tell
them the truth.
1629
01:22:32,165 --> 01:22:33,755
That this shit is hard.
1630
01:22:35,919 --> 01:22:39,219
If I had your strength,
Sash, maybe I would. But...
1631
01:22:41,299 --> 01:22:43,139
I'm not that girl anymore.
1632
01:22:44,844 --> 01:22:47,224
Y'all heifers about
to kiss now, or what?
1633
01:22:47,430 --> 01:22:48,930
Jesus, get a room!
1634
01:22:59,109 --> 01:23:01,279
The beaver has
cut down the tree!
1635
01:23:01,611 --> 01:23:03,271
Wow.
Yes!
1636
01:23:03,363 --> 01:23:04,613
About time.
1637
01:23:05,031 --> 01:23:06,111
She needed some.
1638
01:23:12,372 --> 01:23:15,122
All right, girl,
that's what I'm talkin' about!
1639
01:23:15,375 --> 01:23:17,005
What's she gonna do
with the grapefruit?
1640
01:23:17,168 --> 01:23:18,378
She about to
grapefruit him.
1641
01:23:18,461 --> 01:23:20,331
What is that?
You've never
grapefruited?
1642
01:23:20,422 --> 01:23:21,422
No, Dina.
1643
01:23:21,506 --> 01:23:22,796
Girl...
Dina...
1644
01:23:29,389 --> 01:23:30,769
Oh, Lord,
have mercy.
1645
01:23:31,391 --> 01:23:32,601
Oh, my God.
1646
01:23:32,684 --> 01:23:34,684
He is a monster
with it.
1647
01:23:34,769 --> 01:23:36,149
I ain't never use
two grapefruits,
1648
01:23:36,229 --> 01:23:38,569
but wait, let's listen,
let's listen, let's listen.
1649
01:23:38,982 --> 01:23:41,562
Five, four,
1650
01:23:41,651 --> 01:23:44,901
three, two, one!
1651
01:23:47,657 --> 01:23:50,287
Lisa!
Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry!
1652
01:23:50,368 --> 01:23:53,378
I'm gonna get the water.
The water will wash it out
real quick.
1653
01:23:53,455 --> 01:23:54,455
What'd she do?
Bite it off?
1654
01:23:56,332 --> 01:23:59,412
I got grapefruit juice
in the peepee hole.
I need a first aid kit.
1655
01:23:59,502 --> 01:24:01,962
Lisa! It burns!
1656
01:24:02,046 --> 01:24:03,426
Oh, my God, I think
I left it in my bag.
1657
01:24:03,506 --> 01:24:04,506
My dick is on fire!
1658
01:24:04,591 --> 01:24:06,501
All I have is eye wash.
Oh, my God!
1659
01:24:06,634 --> 01:24:08,304
My dick is
on fire, Lisa!
Okay, just calm down.
1660
01:24:08,386 --> 01:24:10,136
I got some cooling cream.
1661
01:24:10,221 --> 01:24:11,801
I got some aloe.
1662
01:24:11,890 --> 01:24:13,180
Oh, my gosh!
I'm so sorry!
Do something!
1663
01:24:13,266 --> 01:24:15,516
It was my first time!
You said
you were a nurse!
1664
01:24:15,935 --> 01:24:17,525
You said you were a nurse!
It was an experiment!
1665
01:24:17,687 --> 01:24:19,567
I wanted to try
something new!
Oh, my God.
1666
01:24:19,856 --> 01:24:22,986
What happened
to a normal blowjob?
1667
01:24:23,109 --> 01:24:24,869
Ooh, that's that
Shaka Zulu right there.
1668
01:24:25,695 --> 01:24:27,485
I got some aloe.
Girl...
1669
01:24:29,365 --> 01:24:32,325
What kind of freaky,
old-school shit is this?
1670
01:24:35,789 --> 01:24:39,629
I'm working on it.
I will have it to you by
the end of the weekend.
1671
01:24:40,543 --> 01:24:42,043
And it's good. It's good.
1672
01:24:42,128 --> 01:24:45,678
I'm talking
about "Caitlyn Jenner
pregnant by Tiger" good.
1673
01:24:46,591 --> 01:24:48,051
Photos to come.
1674
01:25:01,898 --> 01:25:03,948
Sasha!
Let's go!
1675
01:25:04,818 --> 01:25:07,778
You don't need no man
right now or anything.
1676
01:25:08,238 --> 01:25:10,578
You two have built
an incredible brand.
1677
01:25:11,115 --> 01:25:14,575
We think that Ryan
and Stewart can
be to Best Mart
1678
01:25:14,786 --> 01:25:17,956
what Martha Stewart is
to K-Mart. But bigger.
1679
01:25:18,248 --> 01:25:19,248
Really?
1680
01:25:19,582 --> 01:25:22,792
Bottom line is that
you two give people hope.
1681
01:25:23,169 --> 01:25:25,389
That you can have it all.
1682
01:25:25,463 --> 01:25:26,923
And we want in.
1683
01:25:28,508 --> 01:25:30,888
That's fantastic.
1684
01:25:31,261 --> 01:25:32,551
It is.
1685
01:25:32,637 --> 01:25:37,267
It is, but let's be honest.
It's, uh, all about the offer.
1686
01:25:57,495 --> 01:25:59,245
Holy shit!
1687
01:26:02,292 --> 01:26:04,712
I mean,
it's a very good start.
1688
01:26:04,794 --> 01:26:09,254
I'll convene with my team,
and we'll get back to you.
1689
01:26:14,804 --> 01:26:17,394
Sounds good.
Gentlemen?
1690
01:26:18,141 --> 01:26:21,061
Ryan?
Yes. Thank you, Bethany.
1691
01:26:21,144 --> 01:26:22,814
Stewart.
Thank you.
1692
01:26:25,148 --> 01:26:26,818
Thank you!
That's smart.
1693
01:26:27,191 --> 01:26:28,481
Get it, get it, get it!
1694
01:26:29,903 --> 01:26:31,483
Cheers!
1695
01:26:32,572 --> 01:26:36,152
Hey, Sasha, you think
your paparazzi guy would
sell the photo to me?
1696
01:26:36,576 --> 01:26:38,916
We could bury that shit
and just move forward?
1697
01:26:40,079 --> 01:26:44,169
Yeah. I mean,
I can find out. Why?
What's going on?
1698
01:26:45,126 --> 01:26:48,216
Well, ladies,
Stew and I talked today,
1699
01:26:48,296 --> 01:26:51,506
and I really think
our marriage is gonna
get back on track.
1700
01:26:52,634 --> 01:26:53,634
Oh!
1701
01:26:53,718 --> 01:26:56,178
So, you gonna take
that community penis back.
1702
01:26:56,721 --> 01:26:59,051
Look, y'all,
men have egos.
1703
01:26:59,140 --> 01:27:02,100
His was deflated.
Retiring, it screwed him up.
1704
01:27:02,185 --> 01:27:05,025
And you know how men are.
Rudderless, needing a purpose.
1705
01:27:05,813 --> 01:27:08,393
All right.
Used, but not broken.
1706
01:27:10,360 --> 01:27:11,770
Well, cheers to that.
1707
01:27:11,861 --> 01:27:13,231
Cheers
to that part, yes.
1708
01:27:13,613 --> 01:27:16,863
Yes, yes, yes.
1709
01:27:18,701 --> 01:27:20,161
Oh, look,
there goes Julian.
1710
01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:31,420
I see you, Julian.
I see you, boy.
1711
01:27:50,358 --> 01:27:51,408
He is killing the bass.
1712
01:28:12,839 --> 01:28:15,389
I'm serious.
You were so good.
1713
01:28:15,466 --> 01:28:16,966
Well, thank you.
1714
01:28:17,051 --> 01:28:18,461
Like, I can't...
I can't even...
1715
01:28:18,553 --> 01:28:20,223
Stop it. Stop it.
I know, I can't believe it.
1716
01:28:20,304 --> 01:28:22,144
You know how far
you've come from when
you used to make
1717
01:28:22,223 --> 01:28:24,603
the slow jam mixtapes,
back in the day.
1718
01:28:24,684 --> 01:28:26,394
The J Slow Jam Mixtape.
1719
01:28:26,477 --> 01:28:28,147
J Slow Jam.
1720
01:28:28,229 --> 01:28:29,489
Those were legendary.
1721
01:28:29,564 --> 01:28:32,064
They were. I'm not
gonna front. They were.
1722
01:28:32,150 --> 01:28:34,940
Yes. I'm just, you know,
working on my craft.
1723
01:28:35,028 --> 01:28:37,158
Wow, I can tell.
Did you see those ladies?
1724
01:28:37,238 --> 01:28:39,618
They were going
crazy for you.
1725
01:28:39,699 --> 01:28:41,329
I can see why
you're not married.
1726
01:28:41,409 --> 01:28:45,499
Oh. Oh, so now you wanna
analyze me, Dr. Pierce?
1727
01:28:45,788 --> 01:28:48,498
Is that what we're doing?
No. I am serious, though.
1728
01:28:48,583 --> 01:28:51,503
No, be honest.
Come on, come on,
what is it you got?
1729
01:28:51,627 --> 01:28:54,887
Commitment issues?
Restless soul?
Oh, come on.
1730
01:28:54,964 --> 01:28:57,384
Look. Tortured artist...
Why do I gotta be tortured?
1731
01:28:57,467 --> 01:28:59,517
...who only has
time for his music?
No.
1732
01:28:59,969 --> 01:29:02,769
Or is it just too
much ass to pass up?
1733
01:29:03,639 --> 01:29:05,609
Truthfully?
Don't lie.
1734
01:29:06,309 --> 01:29:08,609
It's a whole lot
of ass out there.
1735
01:29:08,686 --> 01:29:10,566
No, no.
No, listen.
1736
01:29:10,646 --> 01:29:12,316
Just be honest. What is it?
1737
01:29:14,317 --> 01:29:16,157
I haven't found my equal yet.
1738
01:29:18,738 --> 01:29:20,868
If the right woman
came along,
1739
01:29:22,283 --> 01:29:23,823
I'm 100% in.
1740
01:29:26,996 --> 01:29:28,456
I mean...
Come on.
1741
01:29:28,539 --> 01:29:30,669
They don't
wanna hear you talk.
That's true.
1742
01:29:37,715 --> 01:29:39,055
Where you think you going?
1743
01:29:39,133 --> 01:29:40,463
To get your
ass kicked again?
1744
01:29:40,551 --> 01:29:41,881
I need to talk to Ryan.
1745
01:29:41,969 --> 01:29:44,479
That's not gonna happen.
Let's go.
1746
01:29:50,895 --> 01:29:52,685
How'd you know she
was here, anyway?
1747
01:29:56,818 --> 01:29:59,908
Fuck. I gotta get
a new line of work.
1748
01:29:59,987 --> 01:30:02,747
All right,
I'll deliver your
message. What's up?
1749
01:30:02,824 --> 01:30:05,364
I just found out.
I'm pregnant.
1750
01:30:06,160 --> 01:30:09,080
And before you
even insult me,
yes, it's Stewart's.
1751
01:30:09,705 --> 01:30:10,705
Does he know?
1752
01:30:10,790 --> 01:30:12,450
I told him,
and now this motherfucker
1753
01:30:12,542 --> 01:30:14,122
won't return any of
my calls or texts.
1754
01:30:14,210 --> 01:30:16,790
Aw. Let me go find
a tear to shed for you.
1755
01:30:16,879 --> 01:30:18,889
I don't need your shade, okay?
That's not why I came here.
1756
01:30:18,965 --> 01:30:20,675
Well, why did you come here?
1757
01:30:20,758 --> 01:30:22,428
Because I didn't make
this baby by myself.
1758
01:30:23,302 --> 01:30:24,552
Bottom line,
1759
01:30:24,637 --> 01:30:28,687
I need Stewart to call me back
within the next 24 hours,
or I will go public.
1760
01:30:29,684 --> 01:30:33,184
And I might be willing
to spill this tea
on your little site.
1761
01:30:33,271 --> 01:30:35,561
Give the exclusive
to Sasha's Secrets.
1762
01:30:36,274 --> 01:30:39,654
And I have pictures.
Nasty, freaky pictures, too.
1763
01:30:40,570 --> 01:30:41,770
Think it over.
1764
01:30:48,828 --> 01:30:50,328
What was that about?
1765
01:30:54,375 --> 01:30:56,625
Oh, you can tell you
got a eye for sweet...
1766
01:30:56,711 --> 01:31:00,251
Listen, I got a eye
for it all. Trust me.
Yeah, you do.
1767
01:31:00,339 --> 01:31:01,849
Hey, what up, y'all?
1768
01:31:04,635 --> 01:31:06,095
What's wrong?
1769
01:31:10,266 --> 01:31:12,106
I tried everything.
1770
01:31:14,478 --> 01:31:16,438
I went to all
the top specialists.
1771
01:31:18,608 --> 01:31:22,988
I tried every
fertility treatment
on the market, and...
1772
01:31:23,946 --> 01:31:24,986
Nothing.
1773
01:31:29,744 --> 01:31:31,824
She gave him
what I couldn't.
1774
01:31:35,541 --> 01:31:38,001
Why didn't you tell us
1775
01:31:38,085 --> 01:31:40,885
that you were having
a problem getting pregnant?
1776
01:31:40,963 --> 01:31:43,423
Because I was
embarrassed.
1777
01:31:44,133 --> 01:31:46,053
I didn't want anyone to know.
1778
01:31:51,557 --> 01:31:52,727
Look what I did.
1779
01:31:52,808 --> 01:31:54,478
That's their baby.
1780
01:31:55,686 --> 01:31:59,896
I took a pug,
and I put that with Stewart,
and made this bitch baby.
1781
01:31:59,982 --> 01:32:01,812
And they can have that
little bitch ass baby.
1782
01:32:01,901 --> 01:32:03,561
It's gonna have
a big old booty,
1783
01:32:03,653 --> 01:32:05,903
and a ugly ass face,
just like his momma.
1784
01:32:05,988 --> 01:32:08,038
Look, and then I made
a variety of babies,
1785
01:32:08,115 --> 01:32:10,825
in case they decide to have
a litter of bitch babies.
1786
01:32:10,910 --> 01:32:12,280
Little Pound Puppies.
1787
01:32:13,871 --> 01:32:17,791
They gonna make
a ugly ass bitch baby.
You understand me?
1788
01:32:18,251 --> 01:32:19,291
I love you.
1789
01:32:19,669 --> 01:32:22,589
Look at that baby,
looks like it
licks its own ass.
1790
01:32:22,838 --> 01:32:24,388
That's how ugly
their baby is.
1791
01:32:24,840 --> 01:32:26,170
That one...
1792
01:32:26,342 --> 01:32:27,632
It's an ugly
ass baby, ain't it?
1793
01:32:27,760 --> 01:32:29,590
It's Stewart.
1794
01:32:30,304 --> 01:32:31,384
The hell?
1795
01:32:31,472 --> 01:32:32,512
Ryan,
1796
01:32:33,015 --> 01:32:34,725
please, let me in.
1797
01:32:34,892 --> 01:32:35,892
What he want?
1798
01:32:36,727 --> 01:32:37,777
Let him in.
1799
01:32:47,405 --> 01:32:49,075
You a piece of shit.
1800
01:32:57,790 --> 01:32:59,200
We need to talk.
1801
01:33:03,879 --> 01:33:05,089
Alone.
1802
01:33:05,923 --> 01:33:07,633
There ain't nothin'
you need to say to her
1803
01:33:07,717 --> 01:33:09,307
that you can't
say in front of us.
1804
01:33:09,385 --> 01:33:10,385
Mmm-hmm.
1805
01:33:16,017 --> 01:33:18,317
It's okay. It's okay.
1806
01:33:20,688 --> 01:33:22,448
We'll wait for you
downstairs.
1807
01:33:24,692 --> 01:33:25,982
Here, take my stun gun.
1808
01:33:26,068 --> 01:33:28,528
Now, this button right here,
it raises the voltage of it.
1809
01:33:28,612 --> 01:33:30,482
As a matter of fact,
you know what, fuck it.
1810
01:33:30,573 --> 01:33:32,323
I'm gonna just leave
it on high, all right?
1811
01:33:32,408 --> 01:33:34,748
Just tag him
right in the balls
if he do something.
1812
01:33:36,829 --> 01:33:39,249
Both balls. Dick, too.
1813
01:33:49,675 --> 01:33:51,305
I spoke with Simone.
1814
01:33:54,638 --> 01:33:57,018
She agreed to sign an NDA
1815
01:33:57,099 --> 01:34:00,149
in exchange for
a monthly payment
for her and the baby.
1816
01:34:00,436 --> 01:34:01,776
I could
1817
01:34:02,563 --> 01:34:03,643
kill you.
1818
01:34:03,731 --> 01:34:05,941
I am so furious right now.
1819
01:34:07,276 --> 01:34:10,446
And you have
every right to be.
1820
01:34:11,405 --> 01:34:15,155
Do you even
love me anymore?
1821
01:34:17,286 --> 01:34:18,706
Of course I do.
1822
01:34:18,788 --> 01:34:22,248
I made a terrible mistake.
1823
01:34:23,918 --> 01:34:27,218
I know you can't trust me
as your husband anymore.
1824
01:34:28,589 --> 01:34:30,969
But you can trust
me as your partner.
1825
01:34:32,301 --> 01:34:36,301
This deal will
set us up for life.
1826
01:34:37,098 --> 01:34:38,938
But we can't do it apart.
1827
01:34:40,142 --> 01:34:42,142
Ryan without Stewart
1828
01:34:43,354 --> 01:34:45,314
doesn't have it all.
1829
01:34:53,823 --> 01:34:56,323
I just hope she kicked
his cheating ass out
1830
01:34:56,409 --> 01:35:00,079
and tagged his dick skin
until it fried like bacon.
1831
01:35:00,162 --> 01:35:03,082
Damn, Lis, I thought
you wanted them
to work it out.
1832
01:35:03,165 --> 01:35:06,045
Yeah, well, I changed
my mind as soon as I saw
his arrogant face,
1833
01:35:06,127 --> 01:35:10,257
so fuck him and that
disaster of a woman
he impregnated.
1834
01:35:10,673 --> 01:35:12,343
- Amen.
- Mmm-hmm.
1835
01:35:12,716 --> 01:35:15,136
Unbelievable,
and she's been
up there too long.
1836
01:35:15,886 --> 01:35:17,976
What the hell's going on?
1837
01:35:24,186 --> 01:35:25,476
What in the...
1838
01:35:25,563 --> 01:35:26,733
Damn!
The fuck?
1839
01:35:26,814 --> 01:35:28,484
The fuck?
1840
01:35:28,566 --> 01:35:30,066
Why is she doing that?
1841
01:35:31,026 --> 01:35:32,696
Really, though?
1842
01:35:36,699 --> 01:35:38,659
What the fuck?
Damn!
1843
01:35:46,542 --> 01:35:47,832
Are you staying with him?
1844
01:35:48,210 --> 01:35:50,710
Stew figured out
a way to handle
the Simone situation,
1845
01:35:50,796 --> 01:35:52,466
so it's gonna be fine.
1846
01:35:52,548 --> 01:35:54,308
Oh, wait, no,
hold up. Stop. Wait.
1847
01:35:54,383 --> 01:35:57,473
So, he dickmatized
you that quick?
1848
01:35:57,553 --> 01:35:59,053
Dina, he's my husband.
1849
01:35:59,138 --> 01:36:00,728
He's not some guy
in a bathroom stall.
1850
01:36:00,806 --> 01:36:03,106
I'm not just gonna
throw everything away.
1851
01:36:03,893 --> 01:36:05,893
You know what,
Ry, I get it.
1852
01:36:05,978 --> 01:36:07,488
Because when I was
leaving Terrence,
1853
01:36:07,563 --> 01:36:08,643
I was terrified.
1854
01:36:08,731 --> 01:36:10,561
I didn't think
I was gonna be able
to do it on my own.
1855
01:36:10,649 --> 01:36:13,159
But I've been
figuring it out.
You will, too.
1856
01:36:13,235 --> 01:36:14,325
I'll help you.
1857
01:36:15,029 --> 01:36:17,449
Lisa, that's sweet,
but I'm not like you.
1858
01:36:17,531 --> 01:36:19,281
You don't understand,
I can't live with my mother.
1859
01:36:22,119 --> 01:36:24,959
Well, what is wrong
with living
with your mother?
1860
01:36:25,039 --> 01:36:26,499
I love my mother.
1861
01:36:26,582 --> 01:36:28,542
You don't get it,
you all can't get it.
1862
01:36:28,626 --> 01:36:31,796
You're not in my world.
You don't live my life!
1863
01:36:31,879 --> 01:36:33,549
I can't just
walk away from that.
1864
01:36:33,631 --> 01:36:36,051
I give people hope,
I don't have a choice.
1865
01:36:36,133 --> 01:36:38,263
Where's your hope?
This is you choosing,
1866
01:36:38,344 --> 01:36:40,304
and this choice
is diminishing you.
1867
01:36:40,387 --> 01:36:42,187
Diminishing me?
1868
01:36:42,264 --> 01:36:46,814
Says the woman who
chooses to talk shit about
people for a living?
1869
01:36:48,229 --> 01:36:50,279
Way to use that
journalism degree, Sash.
1870
01:36:50,397 --> 01:36:53,527
Look, I gotta pay bills,
and, for the record...
1871
01:36:53,609 --> 01:36:55,159
I have multiple degrees.
1872
01:36:55,277 --> 01:36:58,037
Then use one of them.
How can you go and
tell me to use them?
1873
01:36:58,113 --> 01:37:00,443
All right!
Let's have a time-out.
1874
01:37:00,574 --> 01:37:03,244
Just a little breather,
and just take a moment.
1875
01:37:03,327 --> 01:37:04,457
Yes, hello!
1876
01:37:04,578 --> 01:37:06,038
- They trippin'.
- Ryan, have you seen it?
1877
01:37:06,121 --> 01:37:07,161
What?
Oh, shit!
1878
01:37:07,248 --> 01:37:08,918
Fucking Simone!
Is that that bitch
from the demo?
1879
01:37:08,999 --> 01:37:10,709
Wait.
Have you been
on the Internet?
1880
01:37:10,793 --> 01:37:12,673
It's a disaster!
It's just a shitshow.
1881
01:37:12,753 --> 01:37:14,543
All right.
But I'm gonna fix it.
1882
01:37:14,630 --> 01:37:15,960
Oh, hell no.
1883
01:37:16,590 --> 01:37:17,710
You!
1884
01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:21,420
Conniving! You are sneaky!
How could you do that?
1885
01:37:21,512 --> 01:37:22,882
You think I did this?
1886
01:37:22,972 --> 01:37:24,802
I didn't do this!
Simone must have!
1887
01:37:24,890 --> 01:37:28,390
Simone, who you
were huddled up,
talking to in the corner?
1888
01:37:28,852 --> 01:37:30,772
Huh? That Simone?
1889
01:37:31,188 --> 01:37:32,948
Wait, what did you do?
1890
01:37:33,023 --> 01:37:35,693
Did you sell it
to another site
to cover your tracks?
1891
01:37:35,776 --> 01:37:37,826
Are you serious?
'Cause, you know what,
I know you're broke!
1892
01:37:37,903 --> 01:37:39,733
I see you hiding
your tags in your shirt.
1893
01:37:39,822 --> 01:37:42,072
We all see it.
I'm not stupid!
1894
01:37:43,325 --> 01:37:44,325
Yeah.
Yeah, it happens.
1895
01:37:44,410 --> 01:37:47,240
You know,
I shop at Goodwill.
1896
01:37:47,329 --> 01:37:49,209
You know, Nordstrom
do take stuff back,
1897
01:37:49,290 --> 01:37:51,120
that's what's so
cool about Nordstrom.
1898
01:37:51,709 --> 01:37:55,469
Congratulations, Sash.
You know what, I really
hope it was worth it.
1899
01:37:57,172 --> 01:37:59,752
You know what? Hey! Hey!
1900
01:37:59,842 --> 01:38:01,302
The fucking thought
did cross my mind.
1901
01:38:01,385 --> 01:38:04,555
But I would never
play you out like that
for some money.
1902
01:38:04,638 --> 01:38:06,558
The problem is
you never valued
1903
01:38:06,640 --> 01:38:08,470
our friendship
as much as I did.
1904
01:38:08,559 --> 01:38:10,399
How could you say that?
1905
01:38:10,477 --> 01:38:12,277
You are like a sister to me!
I have always treated you...
1906
01:38:12,354 --> 01:38:15,394
This how you treat a sister?
I quit my job at The Times
1907
01:38:15,482 --> 01:38:18,402
to get our website
off the ground.
I hired a designer!
1908
01:38:18,485 --> 01:38:20,485
And what did you do?
What'd you do, sis?
1909
01:38:20,571 --> 01:38:22,191
You left me high and dry!
1910
01:38:22,281 --> 01:38:25,451
Because you thought
that you could get more
success with Stewart!
1911
01:38:25,534 --> 01:38:28,534
Why you think I'm doing
this bullshit
gossip blog anyway?
1912
01:38:28,621 --> 01:38:30,451
And not once
did you apologize!
1913
01:38:30,539 --> 01:38:32,839
If you would've told me no,
I wouldn't have done it!
1914
01:38:32,916 --> 01:38:34,296
You should've spoken up!
1915
01:38:34,376 --> 01:38:36,716
How the fuck do I
compete with pillow talk?
1916
01:38:37,546 --> 01:38:39,546
Dickmatized,
just like she said.
1917
01:38:39,632 --> 01:38:41,052
Well, you could
have said no, though.
1918
01:38:41,133 --> 01:38:42,463
Dina, nobody asked you!
1919
01:38:42,551 --> 01:38:44,421
Sasha, just listen
to Ryan for a second.
1920
01:38:44,553 --> 01:38:46,263
She's just
trying to explain!
Stop it! Stop it!
1921
01:38:46,347 --> 01:38:48,147
I should know
better than to expect
1922
01:38:48,223 --> 01:38:49,933
y'all two to
have my back anyway.
1923
01:38:50,851 --> 01:38:53,721
See, I know how it
works in this circle,
we got the Queen Bee,
1924
01:38:53,812 --> 01:38:55,562
and we got her two
little worker bees.
1925
01:38:55,648 --> 01:38:57,738
Worker bee?
Bitch, who you talking
about a worker bee?
1926
01:38:57,816 --> 01:38:58,816
I'm my own bee!
1927
01:38:58,901 --> 01:39:00,151
You take that shit back!
1928
01:39:00,235 --> 01:39:02,155
Take that shit back!
I'm not taking it back!
1929
01:39:02,237 --> 01:39:05,157
All right, stop!
Just everybody
take a time-out!
1930
01:39:05,240 --> 01:39:06,650
Pull it back! Time-out!
1931
01:39:06,742 --> 01:39:08,242
Why don't you
shut the fuck up,
1932
01:39:08,327 --> 01:39:10,207
and stop talking to us like
we one of your kids?
1933
01:39:10,287 --> 01:39:12,037
Wait a minute.
You better pause,
1934
01:39:12,122 --> 01:39:14,872
and stop acting
like one of my kids!
How about that?
1935
01:39:14,958 --> 01:39:16,798
Put some clothes on.
How could you do it?
1936
01:39:16,877 --> 01:39:18,717
Stop getting
trashed every night,
1937
01:39:18,796 --> 01:39:21,386
and fucking random
dick every week!
1938
01:39:21,465 --> 01:39:24,005
You just got some random dick,
and your ass got real loose!
1939
01:39:24,093 --> 01:39:26,133
And let me tell
you something, bitch!
1940
01:39:26,220 --> 01:39:28,050
Just because he
got a big dick,
1941
01:39:28,138 --> 01:39:31,148
don't make him a grown man
with your pedophile ass!
1942
01:39:31,225 --> 01:39:32,855
You know what? Have it!
1943
01:39:32,935 --> 01:39:34,855
I don't even know why
I'm here with yo' ass!
1944
01:39:34,937 --> 01:39:37,897
You need to change
that stank ass
attitude of yours,
1945
01:39:37,981 --> 01:39:39,981
or your ass gonna
end up with the clap!
1946
01:39:40,067 --> 01:39:42,027
Bitch, please!
Clap, been there,
done that, had that!
1947
01:39:42,111 --> 01:39:43,271
Excuse me!
1948
01:39:43,362 --> 01:39:44,482
And I'm immune
to the shit!
1949
01:39:44,571 --> 01:39:46,861
Bitch, I'll clap
your ass up out of here!
1950
01:39:46,949 --> 01:39:48,659
Fuck you, Lisa!
1951
01:39:48,742 --> 01:39:50,282
And fuck both
of y'all, too!
1952
01:39:50,369 --> 01:39:53,539
With your raggedy fake asses!
Both of y'all bitches is fake!
1953
01:39:53,622 --> 01:39:55,792
You don't even
know a real friend
when you see one!
1954
01:39:55,874 --> 01:39:57,754
You know what?
You know what? Here!
1955
01:39:57,835 --> 01:40:00,175
Give Lisa back her
raggedy-ass phone!
1956
01:40:01,964 --> 01:40:04,254
Wait, hold up,
hold up! Here!
1957
01:40:04,341 --> 01:40:05,501
Because I don't
need you calling
1958
01:40:05,592 --> 01:40:06,672
the police on me,
take your card!
1959
01:40:06,760 --> 01:40:10,680
And, yes, I maxed
that motherfucker out with
your low-ass balance!
1960
01:40:12,474 --> 01:40:16,224
Stupid-ass!
And I don't need you
talking shit or calling me.
1961
01:40:16,311 --> 01:40:18,271
Here! Take your
driver's license, so
you can get on the plane
1962
01:40:18,355 --> 01:40:22,865
with your nasty-ass,
dirty-ass,
nasty-ass husband
1963
01:40:22,943 --> 01:40:24,903
that fuck Instagram bitches!
1964
01:40:24,987 --> 01:40:26,947
You're gonna mess around
and get the clap, bitch!
1965
01:40:27,030 --> 01:40:29,240
I can't believe
you motherfuckers!
1966
01:40:29,324 --> 01:40:31,414
So, I'm gonna fuck me
a motherfucking celebrity!
1967
01:40:31,493 --> 01:40:33,783
Stupid-ass bitches,
I hate y'all!
1968
01:40:33,871 --> 01:40:35,581
And I love you,
but I hate you, bitch!
1969
01:40:42,671 --> 01:40:44,001
Are you happy, Sash?
1970
01:40:45,090 --> 01:40:46,090
Hmm?
1971
01:40:47,468 --> 01:40:50,478
You have ruined my life
1972
01:40:51,180 --> 01:40:53,590
and 20 years of friendship.
1973
01:40:55,684 --> 01:40:58,354
You know what?
Fuck all of y'all!
1974
01:41:01,440 --> 01:41:05,270
I know I've done a few
foul things in my life,
but I would never do that.
1975
01:41:05,360 --> 01:41:06,940
I did not do this.
1976
01:41:08,155 --> 01:41:10,035
My friends would know that.
1977
01:41:12,868 --> 01:41:14,878
Fucking real friends.
1978
01:41:30,636 --> 01:41:32,846
Bombshell, folks.
It looks like
America's favorite couple
1979
01:41:32,930 --> 01:41:35,840
has got a third party
wedging her way
into their house of love.
1980
01:41:37,059 --> 01:41:38,649
This recent
picture has emerged
1981
01:41:38,727 --> 01:41:40,317
of Ryan Pierce's husband,
Stewart,
1982
01:41:40,395 --> 01:41:42,985
getting cozy with
an Instagram model
1983
01:41:43,065 --> 01:41:45,695
by the name of Simone,
no last name given.
1984
01:41:46,235 --> 01:41:47,565
You know,
this is a tough situation
1985
01:41:47,653 --> 01:41:50,323
even for renowned
relationship expert Ryan.
1986
01:41:50,405 --> 01:41:53,245
If I will it,
I can have it all.
1987
01:41:53,742 --> 01:41:56,572
Let's hope for the best
for this stunning couple.
1988
01:42:19,101 --> 01:42:20,761
Can I get
a refill, please?
1989
01:42:39,955 --> 01:42:41,795
Hey.
Hey.
1990
01:42:43,792 --> 01:42:48,332
Look, I'm really sorry
for what I said.
1991
01:42:48,422 --> 01:42:50,712
I did not mean any of it.
1992
01:42:52,384 --> 01:42:54,764
I know y'all keep
me around for laughs,
1993
01:42:55,804 --> 01:42:57,804
but I love you heifers.
1994
01:42:58,140 --> 01:43:00,470
I would die for
every last one of you.
1995
01:43:01,852 --> 01:43:03,562
I know you would.
1996
01:43:04,396 --> 01:43:08,406
And you know what?
You are one of
the most loyal,
1997
01:43:08,483 --> 01:43:10,653
fiercest, most honest
friend we have.
1998
01:43:10,736 --> 01:43:12,656
We are so lucky to have you.
1999
01:43:13,488 --> 01:43:14,748
You're right.
2000
01:43:14,823 --> 01:43:16,453
Y'all very lucky.
2001
01:43:16,533 --> 01:43:18,663
Very, very lucky.
2002
01:43:20,495 --> 01:43:21,835
Very lucky.
2003
01:43:25,208 --> 01:43:27,668
I love you.
I love you, too.
2004
01:43:27,961 --> 01:43:29,081
Oh!
2005
01:43:41,350 --> 01:43:43,390
For years now,
I've been posting
2006
01:43:43,477 --> 01:43:45,437
unflattering photos
and headlines
2007
01:43:45,520 --> 01:43:48,640
about anyone who would
get more hits to my site.
2008
01:43:49,441 --> 01:43:53,271
I did this without
regard for their privacy,
2009
01:43:53,570 --> 01:43:57,530
their dignity,
or their humanity.
2010
01:44:00,869 --> 01:44:02,249
Ryan!
2011
01:44:02,329 --> 01:44:05,049
But when someone
close to you gets hurt,
2012
01:44:05,123 --> 01:44:07,793
it forces you to realize
that these are
not just photos,
2013
01:44:07,876 --> 01:44:09,876
they're not just words.
2014
01:44:09,962 --> 01:44:14,752
They affect real people
with real feelings
that feel real pain,
2015
01:44:14,841 --> 01:44:16,551
just like everybody else.
2016
01:44:20,722 --> 01:44:24,892
And the fact that
those closest to me
would question my character
2017
01:44:25,560 --> 01:44:28,020
has led me to
the decision that
2018
01:44:28,105 --> 01:44:29,985
I no longer want to
be part of a process
2019
01:44:30,065 --> 01:44:31,905
that tears people
down for profit.
2020
01:44:31,984 --> 01:44:35,774
The photo is
doctored. You refused
to give an interview,
2021
01:44:35,862 --> 01:44:38,322
they became vindictive...
2022
01:44:38,782 --> 01:44:43,742
So from this moment on,
Sasha's Secrets is no more.
2023
01:44:46,498 --> 01:44:51,008
I am strong,
I am powerful,
I'm beautiful...
2024
01:44:51,086 --> 01:44:52,216
This will
be my final post.
2025
01:44:52,295 --> 01:44:55,045
I am strong, I'm powerful,
I'm beautiful...
2026
01:44:59,761 --> 01:45:01,971
And to anyone out
there who I've hurt...
2027
01:45:03,140 --> 01:45:04,760
I truly am sorry.
2028
01:45:17,487 --> 01:45:18,947
So, you're just
gonna drop the mic
2029
01:45:19,031 --> 01:45:20,441
on the blog,
and bounce like that?
2030
01:45:21,616 --> 01:45:22,956
Thought it'd be
best that way.
2031
01:45:23,285 --> 01:45:25,035
Sasha, how could you
ever think that?
2032
01:45:25,120 --> 01:45:27,950
Look, I know it may
be hard to believe,
but I didn't do it.
2033
01:45:28,040 --> 01:45:29,830
Simone hired her
own photographer
2034
01:45:29,916 --> 01:45:31,666
to take them pictures
and sell them to TMZ.
2035
01:45:31,752 --> 01:45:34,712
And you don't think
we don't know that?
Come on.
2036
01:45:34,796 --> 01:45:36,386
But you wasn't
acting like it.
2037
01:45:38,884 --> 01:45:40,884
Look, I just want things
to be the way they were.
2038
01:45:40,969 --> 01:45:43,019
Shit! Bitch, we all do.
2039
01:45:43,305 --> 01:45:44,345
Yep.
2040
01:45:44,431 --> 01:45:46,051
Find me a time machine
where we can
2041
01:45:46,141 --> 01:45:47,721
go back to living
in a dorm together,
2042
01:45:47,809 --> 01:45:51,739
eating Top Ramen,
drinking Mad Dog 20/20,
and I am there.
2043
01:45:52,606 --> 01:45:55,856
But we're some
grown-ass women now,
and we got shit to do.
2044
01:45:56,234 --> 01:45:58,864
So, buckle up, bitch,
'cause we ain't
lettin' you go.
2045
01:45:58,945 --> 01:46:00,905
You comin' with us.
You ain't going nowhere.
2046
01:46:04,034 --> 01:46:05,074
Come on.
2047
01:46:11,541 --> 01:46:14,211
Yo, Ryan's speech
is supposed to start
in 20 minutes.
2048
01:46:14,294 --> 01:46:16,254
We're not gonna make it.
2049
01:46:16,338 --> 01:46:19,428
Oh, yes, we are.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
2050
01:46:19,508 --> 01:46:21,058
Let's go. We're gonna
hoof this one.
2051
01:46:21,134 --> 01:46:22,714
Why?
Let's do this.
2052
01:46:22,803 --> 01:46:25,183
Dina, come on. Come on!
Come on!
2053
01:46:25,263 --> 01:46:27,843
I don't wanna be
running in this heat.
2054
01:46:27,933 --> 01:46:29,393
Dina, come on.
Come on.
2055
01:46:30,977 --> 01:46:32,067
Come on, we gotta make it.
2056
01:46:32,145 --> 01:46:33,145
Quit whining.
Come on.
2057
01:46:33,230 --> 01:46:36,690
This ain't
no Woman's March.
I don't wanna be walking.
2058
01:46:42,531 --> 01:46:46,031
Ladies and
gentlemen, Hall of Fame
candidate, Stewart Pierce.
2059
01:46:48,703 --> 01:46:49,783
Thank you!
2060
01:46:49,871 --> 01:46:53,201
Thank you! Hello, Essence!
2061
01:46:54,835 --> 01:46:55,915
All right.
2062
01:46:59,589 --> 01:47:02,679
How much further?
Shit! My bunion
is killing me.
2063
01:47:02,759 --> 01:47:03,969
We old as fuck!
2064
01:47:04,052 --> 01:47:06,012
Oh, I ain't old.
I'm just tired as hell.
2065
01:47:06,096 --> 01:47:07,306
Oh, look, man bun!
2066
01:47:07,389 --> 01:47:08,559
Wait! Hey, wait!
Man bun!
2067
01:47:09,099 --> 01:47:11,859
It is my honor and privilege
2068
01:47:11,935 --> 01:47:15,185
to introduce this year's
Essence keynote speaker.
2069
01:47:15,605 --> 01:47:17,735
Please welcome my rock.
2070
01:47:17,816 --> 01:47:18,856
You got this, Ryan.
2071
01:47:18,942 --> 01:47:21,232
The woman I am proud
to call my wife,
2072
01:47:21,611 --> 01:47:23,021
Ryan Pierce.
2073
01:47:35,500 --> 01:47:37,620
Hey, baby.
Knock 'em dead.
2074
01:47:40,922 --> 01:47:43,042
Oh, wow.
2075
01:47:43,884 --> 01:47:45,514
Thank you. Thank you.
2076
01:47:45,594 --> 01:47:48,384
You make a right,
right here. No,
actually, make a left.
2077
01:47:48,471 --> 01:47:50,841
Oh, my goodness. Please
watch out for that car.
2078
01:47:50,932 --> 01:47:52,932
Jesus! That bump!
2079
01:47:53,018 --> 01:47:55,858
Sir, faster, faster, faster!
We need to get there.
2080
01:47:55,937 --> 01:47:58,237
Ooh. Yes, yes!
2081
01:47:58,315 --> 01:48:01,275
Oh, slow down, baby.
Slow down, baby.
2082
01:48:01,818 --> 01:48:04,578
Oh, you know what!
Come on, girl!
2083
01:48:05,947 --> 01:48:08,657
Yeah!
You must be a butcher.
You got them meats.
2084
01:48:09,868 --> 01:48:11,958
Thank you, boo.
Thank you.
2085
01:48:12,037 --> 01:48:13,207
Now, you call me, okay?
You call me.
2086
01:48:13,288 --> 01:48:14,378
Let's go.
2087
01:48:14,456 --> 01:48:16,756
I might be pregnant right now.
Okay, let's get running.
2088
01:48:19,878 --> 01:48:21,128
As most of you know,
2089
01:48:21,213 --> 01:48:24,633
there have been many
questions about the
status of my marriage.
2090
01:48:25,300 --> 01:48:28,010
And I would like to
put those rumors to rest.
2091
01:48:29,179 --> 01:48:32,349
The picture that
surfaced this morning
isn't real.
2092
01:48:32,599 --> 01:48:36,149
All allegations of
infidelity are false.
2093
01:48:36,937 --> 01:48:41,777
My husband and I remain
in a loving,
faithful marriage.
2094
01:48:41,858 --> 01:48:43,698
In fact...
2095
01:48:44,319 --> 01:48:46,199
Yes! Thank you!
2096
01:48:49,950 --> 01:48:51,490
Step back, fool!
2097
01:48:52,911 --> 01:48:54,821
Dina,
I don't know what...
2098
01:48:57,290 --> 01:48:58,330
Oh, God.
2099
01:49:00,669 --> 01:49:01,679
Um...
2100
01:49:02,003 --> 01:49:03,583
Go ahead, Ryan.
2101
01:49:03,672 --> 01:49:05,382
Don't mind us.
2102
01:49:06,841 --> 01:49:09,011
Um, in fact,
2103
01:49:10,095 --> 01:49:12,095
our marriage
2104
01:49:13,390 --> 01:49:15,010
is stronger than ever.
2105
01:49:15,934 --> 01:49:17,184
Come on, Ry.
2106
01:49:20,855 --> 01:49:22,945
The foundation...
2107
01:49:24,859 --> 01:49:26,369
The foundation of...
2108
01:49:33,868 --> 01:49:35,378
I'm sorry. Um...
2109
01:49:38,540 --> 01:49:42,160
My agent wrote a very
convincing statement
for me to read to you.
2110
01:49:42,252 --> 01:49:43,792
No! No! No!
2111
01:49:43,878 --> 01:49:47,468
And I really thought
that I could go
through with it.
2112
01:49:47,924 --> 01:49:50,634
Because I have done such
2113
01:49:50,719 --> 01:49:54,229
a great job of pretending
so many times before.
2114
01:49:55,473 --> 01:49:57,013
But
2115
01:49:57,767 --> 01:49:59,647
there are some people,
2116
01:50:00,729 --> 01:50:02,489
when you see them,
2117
01:50:03,106 --> 01:50:05,566
you just can't
pretend anymore.
2118
01:50:06,443 --> 01:50:09,573
Because they know you.
2119
01:50:12,157 --> 01:50:13,247
The real you.
2120
01:50:14,326 --> 01:50:17,916
And maybe that's why
you avoided seeing them
2121
01:50:17,996 --> 01:50:19,286
for so long.
2122
01:50:21,750 --> 01:50:23,120
I'm sorry.
2123
01:50:27,630 --> 01:50:28,630
Uh...
2124
01:50:31,217 --> 01:50:32,807
I'm not perfect.
2125
01:50:33,428 --> 01:50:35,308
I do not have it all.
2126
01:50:37,390 --> 01:50:40,600
In fact, my life is
all kinds of screwed up.
2127
01:50:42,354 --> 01:50:45,234
All right, maybe
we should take...
Sit your ass down!
2128
01:50:49,277 --> 01:50:50,447
Now!
2129
01:50:51,571 --> 01:50:53,361
Yes! That part!
2130
01:50:53,448 --> 01:50:54,448
Finally!
2131
01:50:54,532 --> 01:50:55,532
Yeah, finally!
2132
01:51:01,331 --> 01:51:02,791
The picture is real.
2133
01:51:04,751 --> 01:51:06,921
My husband is
having an affair.
2134
01:51:10,131 --> 01:51:12,381
When I first found out, I...
2135
01:51:13,551 --> 01:51:15,471
Well, I felt a lot of things.
2136
01:51:16,930 --> 01:51:19,930
Betrayal, anger, heartache.
2137
01:51:20,433 --> 01:51:22,263
But mostly, fear.
2138
01:51:23,478 --> 01:51:26,648
Fear that my
marriage was ending,
and that I would be alone.
2139
01:51:28,191 --> 01:51:30,941
And I was terrified of that.
2140
01:51:32,654 --> 01:51:34,864
So terrified that
2141
01:51:35,865 --> 01:51:39,615
I was willing to stay
with someone who
betrayed my trust.
2142
01:51:40,412 --> 01:51:42,832
So terrified that
2143
01:51:43,832 --> 01:51:48,752
I was willing to
accept being treated
as less than I am.
2144
01:51:49,170 --> 01:51:51,080
And I know I'm
not alone in this.
2145
01:51:51,172 --> 01:51:54,592
I know that there are
a lot of us who stay
in bad relationships
2146
01:51:54,676 --> 01:51:56,056
because we have
convinced ourselves
2147
01:51:56,136 --> 01:51:59,556
that being
disrespected is better
than being alone.
2148
01:51:59,639 --> 01:52:02,439
But we shouldn't
fear being alone.
2149
01:52:02,517 --> 01:52:07,187
Because there is power
in rediscovering
your own voice.
2150
01:52:07,272 --> 01:52:10,272
And I had forgotten that.
2151
01:52:10,358 --> 01:52:14,278
I forgot that years before
I was Stewart's wife,
2152
01:52:14,362 --> 01:52:15,862
I was Ryan.
2153
01:52:17,699 --> 01:52:21,879
A girl with her own ambitions
and her own dreams.
2154
01:52:24,247 --> 01:52:25,667
But luckily,
2155
01:52:28,293 --> 01:52:29,373
my girls...
2156
01:52:30,670 --> 01:52:32,290
My girls
2157
01:52:32,380 --> 01:52:34,630
reminded me of that.
2158
01:52:34,716 --> 01:52:36,386
Flossy Posse.
2159
01:52:36,676 --> 01:52:40,686
They reminded me
of my own worth.
2160
01:52:40,763 --> 01:52:42,303
- Damn right.
- Yep.
2161
01:52:42,390 --> 01:52:46,720
And that there was a time
that I didn't fear anything.
2162
01:52:50,064 --> 01:52:53,484
No one has the power
to shatter your dreams
2163
01:52:53,568 --> 01:52:55,738
unless you give it to them.
2164
01:52:58,448 --> 01:53:01,578
And I refuse to give
anyone that power again.
2165
01:53:05,079 --> 01:53:06,459
If anything,
2166
01:53:07,499 --> 01:53:11,839
I hope that me
revealing my truth
2167
01:53:12,670 --> 01:53:15,460
inspires you to
realize your own.
2168
01:53:19,677 --> 01:53:22,137
Thank you for listening.
2169
01:53:22,222 --> 01:53:23,642
We love you, Ry!
2170
01:53:23,723 --> 01:53:25,473
We love you, Ryan!
2171
01:53:38,363 --> 01:53:41,493
Flossy Posse!
2172
01:53:49,958 --> 01:53:51,628
We love you, girl!
2173
01:53:53,127 --> 01:53:54,127
Okay.
2174
01:54:15,525 --> 01:54:16,985
I'm so sorry.
2175
01:54:17,569 --> 01:54:21,949
I didn't mean any of
what I said earlier.
I was just so...
2176
01:54:22,031 --> 01:54:23,651
It's okay.
2177
01:54:23,741 --> 01:54:27,121
It's okay.
You were so wonderful
up there, so brave.
2178
01:54:27,453 --> 01:54:28,833
That was amazing.
2179
01:54:30,373 --> 01:54:32,163
We love you.
None of that matters.
2180
01:54:33,167 --> 01:54:34,917
I love you too, Lis.
2181
01:54:35,628 --> 01:54:37,338
You my bitch for life!
2182
01:54:40,341 --> 01:54:41,631
I'm proud of you, boo.
2183
01:54:45,305 --> 01:54:46,515
Ryan...
2184
01:54:47,765 --> 01:54:49,975
I would never hurt you.
2185
01:54:50,351 --> 01:54:52,851
You have to believe me.
I know.
2186
01:54:54,439 --> 01:54:56,109
I know.
2187
01:54:56,190 --> 01:54:57,270
Hug it out!
2188
01:54:58,526 --> 01:55:00,406
- Hug it out!
- Yeah!
2189
01:55:00,486 --> 01:55:02,116
Flossy Posse!
Flossy Posse!
2190
01:55:02,196 --> 01:55:03,786
You were so good up there.
2191
01:55:04,157 --> 01:55:06,957
And look what
I brought you
2192
01:55:07,160 --> 01:55:08,360
Oh!
2193
01:55:08,911 --> 01:55:11,081
Yes. Come on, come on.
2194
01:55:13,458 --> 01:55:14,798
Look at that.
2195
01:55:15,209 --> 01:55:16,339
Flossy Posse...
2196
01:55:16,419 --> 01:55:17,719
Back in the house!
2197
01:55:17,795 --> 01:55:20,175
Flossy Posse,
back in the house!
2198
01:55:20,256 --> 01:55:22,676
Flossy Posse,
back in the house!
2199
01:55:22,759 --> 01:55:25,179
Flossy Posse,
back in the house!
2200
01:55:36,356 --> 01:55:38,106
Liz...
Wait.
2201
01:55:40,068 --> 01:55:41,988
There's something
I need to tell you.
2202
01:55:43,154 --> 01:55:45,074
It's Bethany, she...
2203
01:55:47,533 --> 01:55:49,243
Oh, God, not this shit again.
2204
01:55:49,577 --> 01:55:50,667
Speak, woman.
2205
01:55:51,663 --> 01:55:53,283
She still wants
to do the deal!
2206
01:55:53,373 --> 01:55:54,333
Yes!
2207
01:55:54,415 --> 01:55:55,455
What?
2208
01:55:55,541 --> 01:55:57,621
But with just you.
2209
01:55:59,295 --> 01:56:01,505
Yes!
Even better.
Even better!
2210
01:56:01,589 --> 01:56:05,179
It turns out,
single women are an even
bigger market. Hello?
2211
01:56:10,264 --> 01:56:11,594
I'll do it.
2212
01:56:12,350 --> 01:56:14,680
I just have one condition.
2213
01:56:15,103 --> 01:56:16,973
Hmm. Huh? What?
2214
01:56:20,274 --> 01:56:22,274
Sasha, I want you
to be my partner.
2215
01:56:24,320 --> 01:56:25,480
Are you serious?
2216
01:56:25,571 --> 01:56:26,611
I'm so serious.
2217
01:56:27,031 --> 01:56:28,111
Don't play with me.
2218
01:56:28,866 --> 01:56:30,366
I'm serious as
a heart attack.
2219
01:56:30,451 --> 01:56:32,571
Yes, I'll be your partner!
2220
01:56:32,829 --> 01:56:34,039
Yes!
2221
01:56:35,790 --> 01:56:36,790
Yes!
2222
01:56:37,792 --> 01:56:38,792
Bring it in!
2223
01:56:41,295 --> 01:56:43,635
We gonna be rich!
We gonna be rich!
2224
01:56:44,006 --> 01:56:45,046
Let's go!
2225
01:56:46,509 --> 01:56:47,559
Come on, ladies.
2226
01:57:06,070 --> 01:57:08,400
Every group of friends
has that one experience
2227
01:57:08,489 --> 01:57:12,789
that no matter where
you are, you carry it
with you for life.
2228
01:57:12,869 --> 01:57:15,079
We're a little older,
a little wiser,
2229
01:57:16,539 --> 01:57:19,089
and we're still the baddest
chicks in the game.
2230
01:57:20,793 --> 01:57:22,753
I don't know what
the future will bring.
2231
01:57:22,837 --> 01:57:24,467
Is hip-hop in
the building or what?
2232
01:57:25,006 --> 01:57:28,506
Love or heartbreak,
joy or pain,
2233
01:57:28,926 --> 01:57:31,346
but right now, it's bright.
2234
01:57:31,429 --> 01:57:35,519
And the one thing
I know for sure is
my girls will be there.
2235
01:57:36,058 --> 01:57:38,398
No matter who else
steps in the picture,
2236
01:57:39,020 --> 01:57:40,980
my girls are my constant.
2237
01:57:41,314 --> 01:57:44,104
They give me
the permission to be who I am.
2238
01:57:44,192 --> 01:57:46,152
And I am going to be me.
2239
01:57:46,694 --> 01:57:48,234
We're going to be us.
2240
01:57:49,071 --> 01:57:51,191
Loving, laughing,
2241
01:57:52,450 --> 01:57:54,450
worthy,
2242
01:57:54,535 --> 01:57:56,075
magical
2243
01:57:56,704 --> 01:57:57,874
us.
2244
01:58:00,291 --> 01:58:03,461
The Flossy Posse is back!
2245
01:58:08,132 --> 01:58:11,462
You took a picture
of it? Girl, let us see it.
2246
01:58:14,847 --> 01:58:17,857
That is a
beautiful penis.
2247
01:58:18,726 --> 01:58:20,936
I smashed
all over that thing.
2248
01:58:23,564 --> 01:58:26,154
I just wanna make
that my wallpaper.
2249
01:58:26,234 --> 01:58:28,234
And not on my phone.
2250
01:58:29,695 --> 01:58:31,945
I wanna be a fly
on that wallpaper.
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