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Lilly's waiting for us in the car. We must hurry.

What do you do?

We have fun. Do you want to be with?

Come on, Zack. Enjoy it.

Zack...

Look here...

Are you listening?

Yes, I was just thinking on Gay Resort, where we are heading.

You make it sound like something bad.

We wanted a free vacation. And it is gay.

What more can you ask for?

Is it because it is open?

We talked about it.

I know.

It is just for a weekend, but...

I'm a bit nervous. I mean...

I was always the last one that someone took in pe.

I don't want to lose you, but it's something I look forward to.

I'm not ready to restrict myself sexually.

So if we can't do it, so we'll be honest...

and to end it.

- I do not want to end.
- Not me either.

And I like sex.

Imagine all the "Manhunt websites" together at a hotel.

We can have so much fun together.

But to be with other guys does not see I as an ideal relationship.

Come on, it's just a free weekend.

Well, we can at least try.

Okay...

A free weekend.

I love you!

I love you too.

do you Need someone to talk with?

Just my usual luck, I take leave and only find gay men.

I know. But what can be more gay than a teaterläger?

<-P->- It is really good.
- Excuse Me?

See you on the. You are in paradise, surrounded by beautiful men and it is free.

Stop whining, or else your computer may accidentally erase your room.

You have the right. I tie a flashlight on your head...

act like Lady Gaga and the men flock around me.

It is the spirit.

And there they are.

I don't think there are any batteries.

You know well that it is not a flashlight.

It is so you pull it to you guys here, with sweet nectar.

But, Casey. If it was not I, would I laugh at myself now.

What is wrong with you?

My ex boyfriend and his new boyfriend will send a TEXT message.

They are here and staying in room 3.

Your keys...

Room 4.

I'll have a room of their own.

And I'm going to be nice to customers. Next!

- I...
- If you intend to cry...

can I add you in the dormitory.

- Oh My God. We share a bed.
- Welcome to the Triangle Inn.

You really shines of energy.

Zack is, at least, with her boyfriend, so you don't need to see him flirt with...

an endless parade of manshoror with muscles and sweet robs...

I want to go from here, now.

No, Casey, you can't...

It is too much for me. I need to call someone with experience...

of böghaggor.

- Hello? <-P->- It is very good.

Casey freaking out that Zack is here. And there are many beautiful guys as well.

- I Feel really you?
- just Pretend that he doesn't exist.

Gays always do so with their prior to this.

I can't ignore him.

He wants us to be friends this weekend. To be "normal".

Like when you have a new fish in the aquarium, you put him first in the bath...

- so the other does not eat him up.
- Girl, was silent.

Casey, just be his friend and enjoy yourself.

Let him see what he has missed.

You can't be friends when you have finally done it.

But you said so yourself that you would be friends?

It says all. Just to be able to tell you that you are still friends.

On whose side I stood when you did in the end? I really liked you?

You took my party. You knew me first.

- does it Work?
- Listen, darling...

This weekend is not about Zack.

Concentrate just on having fun.

Aunt Helen, you have sex in my bed?

- I would not call it sex.
- just Find a good looking guy...

and fuck him.
- And what do you do?

It is a long story which I'll explain in the next movie.

- I have to go.
- Hello time.

So I guess my goal this weekend...

is to have fun.

My goal is to watch two men having sex.

- There you have already seen. <-P->- It does not count on a scene.

Here is what I'm on safari, looking at the lions and gazelles...

who walk with each other in a chaos of flesh and spermicidal lube.

Would you not rather just have sex?

With a homosexual?

Which ends up with a vagina full of vomit?

What I have experienced.

Oh my god, my heteroradar went on.

Maybe I can lose my virginity on this trip.

Tell them what happened. But I stop you if I get bored.

He does not want to limit themselves, sexually.

What catholic.

Miami Beach or Black fury?

That says Watch me, say Desperate to get attention?

I ordered the drinks. I thought we could need it.

But look here...

- Who are you?
- Heterosexual. And you?

I am hetero.

I was not expecting it.

I am full of surprises.

- Flirts with me?
- Should I stop?

Only if it does not work.

Lilly, come again.

Excuse me, I have to eat with gay village.

It looks like a kukförsäljning.

You will get easy to find a replacement.

- I need no replacement.
- Replacement is my specialty.

- Peter?
- Casey...

- I thought it was you.
- What are you doing here?

- What are you doing here? Are you gay?
- What do you do? Are you a slut?

This is crazy. In school he was...

A homophobic macho? I have seen the Glee...

- God, I was fat and shy. <-S -> No...No.

When did you become so...

- So stylish...
- At the university.

I was gay, got rid of my excess weight, and got it here...

- Wow... <-P->- it Is only half left?

Feel the here. It is as a Situation, but without the scabies.

Huh awesome.

Is it just me or does it smell of semen?

Peter, are you single?

What is the point to come here, if you are not single?

- Casey is also released as a single.
- Oh My God...

You and I, who have caused so much trouble...

I have a meeting now for a game of tennis.

But tonight, sarongfest...

- I'm looking at you.
- I'll make sure you find me.

Incredible to meet you again, Casey.

I was so in love with him.

He will definitely want to have you.

He wants to have a million men.

Poor you.

We go to our room, and download something so you perking.

Talk about, what rules are there for your open relationship?

We're just trying in the weekend, but we have no rules.

You must have rules, otherwise someone gets hurt.

Do you get kissing? Is a threesome okay?

He can be hårdknullad of hairy strangers in your bed?

- With other words, difficult...
- Yes, it is.

I must compete with my own boyfriend, to meet the guys.

And he wins all the time because he is the sexiest.

I know how Casey felt when he was together with me.

- I have good news.
- What then?

I have finally gotten a hit with my daydream.

The big.

The lower.

- See not so out again.
- Sorry.

Congratulations. It was good news.

- Much more important than my drama.
- Thank You.

Do you really think that everything will change?

I know that it is a routine procedure and...

many will probably not even notice the difference, but...

I feel that if I go through it...

so I am finally myself.

We should celebrate.

Yes, this weekend will be a cock-and taskbegravning.

We are moving and are looking to have something to drink.

There are so many good looking guys here.

Okay, we must have some rules.

- Rules?
- Yes, no one hits in our bed.

Actually, it's not our bed.

Benji...

Okay, I just don't understand why you need rules.

It is our right as gay people to have the relationships we want.

They let us not get married. Why should we follow their rules?

Polygamy is the ultimate political message.

To have two dicks in your mouth, is not a political message.

We are in debt to future generations.

Casey is here.

The activities begin.

Okay...

Rule number two:

No former boyfriends.

We seen later.

What pathetic: it is the time of my life and I am a big seven.

Hey, Zack!

I like your hair on the chest.

What I have been missing you. How is it with you?

With me? Yes...

Pretty good, actually.

Why would it not be with all the kåtbockar here?

Yes, lots of kåtbockar.

They throw themselves after me. How can I resist?

Have you met someone already?

Yes, I'm probably some kind of kukmagnet.

I have never thought of you as a flirtfnask.

It was not just a flirt.

We were really confused.

Where is your Casanova now?

He sleeps.

He is totally exhausted.

Wow... what fun.

We should have a foursome when we are here.

Yes... absolutely.

How is it with you and Benji?

You have it good?

Really good.

What good.

So in the morning, brunch together then?

A foursome with your new lover.

Yes, sure. Sure...

Top. You see? We can do it.

Be friends.

Friendship above all.

This is a perfect place to find your new doll.

My what then?

A great stupid fellow who pretends to be in love with you for a free brunch and...

some delicious hot mumma.

- Mumma?
- Mutual masturbation...

Also, I know it.

What do you say about... him?

He is cute. With him I definitely want to do mumma.

He has no underwear.

It has none of them. It is the habit at here.

So I can just go around and look after their ding-dong.

I think they would be offended if you did not.

You... you are the sexiest guy here.

Okay, okay...

You... you are the sexiest guy here.

Is it bad that I don't want to say it to me again?

You can almost see how the lice jumps from one to the other.

- Jerry!
- In the very loose meat.

<-S -> " this is Bernard, my fiance.
- Hi.

I called Penny, how do you train.

- Fiancé?
- We're getting married in the weekend.

- What then?
- Have you not heard that Liberace will hit?

Who is Liberace?

Imagine George Michael, but slampigare.

Who is George Michael?

Imagine Adam Lambert, but with plastic surgery and success.

- Okay.
- By The Way...

Because of a hole in the law, it is an hour when even the gays are getting married.

We are staying at the Hacienda Resort and they offer free marriage...

for all couples who wish to make use of this hole.

I love to use my holes.

As you can see, he shares the same taste for bad humor like me.

I like your flower girl.

Where is your boyfriend?

It is a long story.

Darling, what has happened?

I thought you were as steady as Barack and Michelle.

Well, he is...

this. I have to go.

<-S -> Youth.
- Tomorrow's troll.

- What do you do with my cock?
- Nothing.

Peter, hear on the...

God, what muscles...

Casey did something stupid and lied to his ex...

he met someone, he didn't want to...

look like the loser he is not.

So you can pretend you're Caseys boyfriend.

Not a chance. I am here to get sex.

- Please you, for old friendship's sake.
- We were not together in school.

Then you have much to heal.

I hit like you, but I'm not in a place where I can date now...

on the pretend or otherwise.

Wait, you offer something to me?

It is your new boyfriend?

Hi... my name is Peter.

I called Zack. And this is my Benji.

Your towel falls off.

- is still Valid tomorrow?
- I don't know...

We have time for brunch tomorrow, darling?

As long as it starts after three in the afternoon.

Because we are up all night and love.

- But, honey?
- Something like that... My sweet little asshole.

What good. We'll go and dance.

You will have to pay my drinks for the rest of the weekend.

<-P->- do you Have fun?
- Yes...

There is a sauna here. And you then?

Yep.

Really? Have you met anyone?

Congratulations, your slut.

Maybe we can try a threesome.

I saw you come out from the room.

I can't believe that you have a threesome for brunch!

Oh my god, a gay who fucks around. Call the TMC.

Just be careful. If Zack get to see you, so there is an end.

Come, we are late to the brunch.

- I have not showered. I smell sex?
- Everything here smells of sex.

- We should get married.
- What then?

In the morning, you can legally marry, for one hour.

The more gay couples who marry, the greater the impact on the community.

We should get married as a political statement.

Yesterday wanted you to have an orgy as a political statement.

And now you want to get married?

What is wrong? You have behaved like Kristen Stewart all morning.

- I feel good.
- No, I recognize the look.

Do you know what is wrong? I'm upset to...

Hi, guys. Here we are.

Lilly, I was looking for you.

It is the Penny.

Then we are the only two heterosexual girls here, we should hang out.

Okay, but stop smiling. I get a headache of it.

How did you meet?

We know each other from high school.

I thought you said yesterday.

Yes, we met as gay yesterday.

He did not see me in high school, but now...

sparks are coming from.

Sparks fly, it is what it is all about, or how, darling?

Sparks...

They seem to have really nice.

Are you kidding?

Look at your friend and his new friend.

He has his hands full with Ryan Phillippe/Kwanten, Reynolds guy.

But his eyes are focused on Zack.

It seems like you two can't get enough of each other.

I know, look at us... We almost love.

No, we can't take the hands from each other.

Oh my god, it's huge.

He amazes me every time.

- Would the two of you make it public?
- I would not say that it is way out.

Perhaps we would not.

But not without kissing in all cases.

What a great idea.

Thanks...

It makes me horny.

I will never really understand gays.

It is just like the wheel of fortune.

- Good afternoon, lovely ladies.
- Hi.

- I... We...
- Servant, Luis.

- I have already met Luis.
- I have That too.

With eye contact, I mean. Do you remember?

- I Can give you something more to drink?
- No, not for me.

Let me wipe you.

- Jesus.
- So relating to no gay my tits.

- I knew you were hetero. <-P->- It is true.

Why would a heterosexual man work here?

There are many reasons to work here.

Many beautiful... causes.

I'll give you a new drink.

Him should I lose my virginity to.

Away with the paws. We flirted yesterday, We have already started something.

But he touched my tits.

Normally I would never fight with another woman about a man.

But to hell with it, it bores me out.

Now it is battle.

We're going to a brunch with them again.

Are you kidding? It was horrible.

We have spend all the time with to be something that we are not:

- Happily monogamous.
- don't Make me the bad guy.

We agreed to be open here. You could have said no.

Why would I do the ending with Zack and then want to be friends with him?

I should have learned some thing out of Jennifer aniston's relationships?

You broke up with him because you loved him.

And you wanted to be friend with him for you do it.

But unfortunately, he loves Benji.

Remind me not.

Did you see how they sat together today?

That horny small... monkeys.

It was very kåteri at the table.

It doesn't count if you pretend to be.

Which I did.

Except the stand.

Casey and Peter need no open relationship, to be happy.

They have been together in five minutes.

I can see that Peter is already bored.

It was so long it took for you to get bored of me?

Come on...

We are in the middle of nowhere, with handsome guys that we never see again.

We could mismanage us some.

At home, we are back in the normal.

Yes, but what is normal for you: it's here or at home?

Peter snot everything he sees.

I feel betrayed. And you know what? I deserve it.

Do you know what always helps when I end up in such a situation?

A egolyft.

Oh my god, you look great.

It makes you also.

Come on, you got Zack to fall in love with you once.

It doesn't seem like you want to create a new image...

Look at this face.

Madonna would pay a lot for such a jawbone.

- Particularly in the face.
- And you are funny.

And smart. And all that...

a lovely, sexy stallion looks at you, when you see it for yourself.

Thank you, mom.

- You must do something for mom.
- What then?

Wait for me in the bar.

You must protect me from Lilly when I encounter the guy she wants.

Are you serious?

It is your turn to be my hag.

- this is perfect.
- I'll call it Lilly.

What sweet.

How many lonely böghaggor have you picked up here?

- Not as many as you think. <-P->- do not Say it.

There are so many women that are dragged here by bögvänner...

who dumped them for poppers and avrunkningar.

- I'm here.
- Yes, but your thoughts are not here.

They are in Benjys pants or Caseys ass or something like that.

It is not so at all.

I just don't want Casey to discover our free weekend.

And what happens if Casey is going on there?

He would say that I deserve better than a relationship that I don't like.

Casey seems to be a smart guy.

But a relationship isn't about compromise?

I need to give it a chance before I just throw it all away?

Now you have the chance to test your theory.

- How is it?
- Good.

You are good at it.

I called Jaden.

- Have you had fun?
- Yes, I love a bit of peace.

Okay...

It was a bit wrong.

I meant that it is a fantastic weekend...

now.

- Oh Really?
- Yes...

Beautiful.

Have you tried the jacuzzi?

Yes... We can always go there again.

I want to put my legs around your face, that sunglasses.

And then what?

<-S -> Fan.
- Okay...

I have to go.

Hi Peter, I saw your boyfriend in the bar.

I don't want to mess with guys who have a relationship. It will be for the dramatic.

Okay...

I do not want to compromise with your morals.

There, you see? Dramatically.

He lurks Zack.

Hey, Zack-Attack, I brought a gift for you.

What is he doing here?

Your boyfriend wants us to do it together.

- See him as a fredsoffer.
- I don't know...

- Is he too fat?
- I Am what then?

No, he is perfect.

But...

Come on, your boyfriend is in on it.

Plus I'm superkåt.

- Damn, what it is arousing.
- Yes, the man gets so horny...

Is everything good? You are quite slack down there.

Just pretend to.

The sigh of me. The suction of me with your beautiful mouth.

Yes, on his face.

- Oh, god, I'm so close.
- I also.

So close...

I will.

Fan.

It was so wrong.

Now I'm going to find someone, which you can watch me with.

A Lilly...

Fan.

He must not see her like that.

Penny, wait. Penny!

- Is all well?
- I think so.

Have you seen me before, before I fell in the water?

I do not believe it.

Fan.

But I'm sure you looked beautiful out.

I'm terribly sorry, Penny.

<-P->- It was not the intention.
- Probably not.

Is this your? Room number four.

And...

Hormonpiller.

Is this your pill?

Yes, they are mine.

So what then? I suffer from cramps.

Hello, lover.

Hi...

Do you know that your cocks woke me up and you was not even in the room.

I apologize for it.

It was fortunately not too long.

Thank you for being my låtsaspojkvän.

It is one of the most perverse things I have ever done.

Were you really in love with me in high school?

Absolutely. You were so cute.

It is you still.

So... why no boyfriend?

You may not have noticed it, but I'm a bit of a slut.

What I have noticed.

I am not someone pojkvänstyp.

It is I absolutely.

It makes you so sexy.

And this is why I never tried to go naked with you.

I respect you.

It is very sweet, but...

I would like to be disrespectful now.

I'm so sorry.

What were you thinking?

Honestly...

I didn't mean that you would end up in the pool.

I just wanted that Luis would not see that you looked so good.

- You did it intentionally.
- No, I just said I did it.

You didn't want him to see how little I looked.

I said, not a bit.

I do not understand that I lied to you about your hormonpiller.

It was very nice of you.

- Can I have them back now?
- As I said to Luis:

They are mine.

Did you know that he named a drink after me?

It is called "Penny".

When I tell it to Zack, he will hate me.

I would like to know if my boyfriend was cheating on me.

Maybe they have an open relationship.

<-P->- do you Think? Zack?
- I know...

- Are you and Peter are a couple now? <-P -> No, it was more...

friendly six.

Really amazing friendly sex.

We are friends.

As if I would let my flower wasted on your pink baby sweet corn.

What happened with the bartender?

Hello? Have you not seen the bandage on my head?

It is a terrible history behind it.

I didn't know if it was a bandage. Sometimes do you dress a little weird.

Hell, give me no bruises before underklädspartyt.

All parties are well parties.

A party can have a wedding without a lot of orgies.

First comes love, then comes marriage.

No one warns you of the triangle between the two.

I don't want to lose Benji here.

- Normally, I love threesomes.
- Who doesn't?

I don't want to have them in my relationship.

Okay, it does not make it useless.

If you fantasize about it, why not share it with your boyfriend?

I guess I have to think about it.

Last night I was really horny.

- Give yourself the.
- What's that, darling?

Absolute pleasure.

Last night was just a taste.

Tonight...

we do a real threesome.

I think about you.

I think if you also.

It is underklädsnatt. Why don't you have your underpants?

- I missed the clothes.
- Jo, I have plans for tonight.

So the room is free, for what you want to do.

For example, to bring someone in to do it.

Don't bother. I'm not using it.

I just leave the room empty.

It's okay for me.

Come on, Casey. This is your life.

Go out and enjoy it.

You get everything to sound like twitter from Oprah.

I forgot how much I like to order something.

What do you think about this guy? Over and over, love group sex...

Wow... a and sixty. I don't like little boys.

We don't need to do it if you don't... What do you say about him?

Not my type. The where then?

- No, thank you.
- He looks like 12, he's like 100...

he looks like Rachel Maddow...

Wow.

Super sexy.

He says that he is just looking for friendship.

We check if he wants to be our friend.

Where would a stupid subba as you hide someone else's medicine?

Casey...

Courses.

Where are they?

A Harry Potter vibrator?

I thought not to fix a threesome would be so complicated.

When you pair the three together, it is not easy.

Fortunately, I have an analytical background.

We share in the us and will be back in about 30 minutes.

We will see what we can get on the hook.

Okay.

I'll be really honest, for...

What the hell? We will never meet again.

I feel like a little flirt going on between us and...

I am a virgin and I do not want to be anymore. So...

if you are not busy, shall we fuck?

With condoms?

Your honesty is sexy.

But I can also be honest?

- You are gay.
- No

I... I know what it was for the pills.

I like women.

- Real women.
- But it was...

If you really believe that the pills make me less female...

- you are definitely not the man for me.
- Wait... I

Fan.

Hi, Peter.

Yes, the bar is three blocks down and two to the west.

- We seen.
- I is also a person.

Who was it?

Who was who?

The guy who you encountered.

I don't even know.

The Fan also.

Face it, Penny. You will die as a virgin.

Time for Quidditch.

Where is your boyfriend?

Where is your?

He choose the lingerie.

Can we go somewhere and talk?

- Yes, sure.
- Okay...

What do you say about my room?

I met him.

It was as clear as the pit in Anderson cooper's forehead.

There is something strange with your relationship with Casey.

I have not met Casey recently, but you and Zack seem to have problems of its own.

- Why do you say so?
- Jo, look at us.

Come then, your subba...

Damn, damn, damn...

Now I can see bögsex.

What is it?

Penny...

It smells like lima beans.

So it has not happened something unusual between you and Casey?

And there is nothing abnormal between you and Zack?

You first.

We go to Zack and then to Casey and tries to get at what is going on.

- Good.
- But very quickly.

- Much better.
- Yes.

I have to tell you something.

- I saw something yesterday evening.
- I also.

Why don't you think we worked?

I don't know...

Gays can not have solid relationships.

You know it's not true.

Maybe because we never tried something exciting.

What then?

- Wanted you to have an open relationship?
- No.

I know that we are gay and we have to create our own family.

But for me, my family...

there should be a special person who stands by my side.

Someone to grow old with.

Even during the boring days.

I miss those boring days.

- Damn, wrong room.
- Hi...

- What is going on here?
- No.

I don't know, it seems terribly kåtigt in here.

What are you two doing together?

We were looking for you. What talking you about?

About how to keep the spark alive.

Oh really? How do you do it?

Benji doubted our sparks.

But... we have plenty of sparks, or how, Zack?

I can already feel the sparks.

We must make ourselves ready for the party.

I'll go first.

I do not need to switch on in the bathroom, if you don't mind.

Yes, you are welcome.

<-S -> Fan. <-S -> Fan.

Damn, my underwear is still in my room.

Darling, you have some underwear I can borrow?

Yes, look in my suitcase.

You looks great in your shorts, Zack.

Maybe I can get to try them?

Would you like to try my shorts?

Please you.

He said "please you".

- How do I look?
- You look good...

Very good. But it is something that the putar.

Yes... I see it.

It's hard to miss.

- Hello... <-S -> " Come here, boyfriend.

Zack and I were...

Have never had group sex.

It is arousing.

Was it this you wanted?

Yes...

What is it?

Air conditioner?

It seems to be it.

Stay here.

- Where are the condoms?
- over Here...

- Come back here, Casey.
- Yes, sir.

- So, who will take who?
- Who.

- Yes, Zack... Who will take who?
- Who.

Yes...

I think I...

I have had enough.

Something pulled at me.

There is a monster under the bed.

- What the hell...
- What is going on?

- Hi.
- What are you doing there for?

I just masturbate. I know what she did.

I was looking for my medicine that this subban stole.

When you came in and played human centipede.

- Of a hassle for me.
- Are you involved in this crap.

No, he is not.

Zack, Peter and I are not boyfriends.

We have never been.

What then?

I would not want you to feel sorry for me.

for you to have a boyfriend but I am not.

So I asked Peter to pretend that we were together.

I knew it. Not it, but it was something.

- I apologize.
- I should have understood.

Everything you do means a conspiracy.

You should be honest with him.

Incredible that it comes from you, Benji.

I saw that he took a guy into your room yesterday.

It was what I wanted to talk with you about.

- I can take them with me I want.
- Who I want to.

For Zack and I have an open relationship.

An open...

I did not know.

Benji would like that we would try.

Why...

Wait a little bit.

Are you reproaching me because I'm lying, when you yourself have lied about your perfect relationship?

Go to hell.

It is better than we've ever had.

Benji, arrived.

They are the gays of our lives.

I can't believe him. When will he grow up?

And you... What was it?

Excuse me.

Maybe I can make it for you.

Yes, it is mostly political...

but I want to make a statement...

with you.

We are not perfect, but which pair is it?

Get married with me.

Tomorrow, when it is legal.

Get married with me.

Are you serious?

Good.

So romantic.

Hi...

Jump in, everything will be better after a jacuzzi.

How are you doing?

That is when I saw the first three Twilight films.

So bad?

- I'm sorry you got involved. <-P->- It doesn't matter.

It will definitely be in my top 10 of quirky things.

It was fun to go out with you.

And you know, you're a good kisser.

- And you are nothing to complain about.
- Thank You.

Zack was right.

Every time I tried to get close to him, so I lied.

What is wrong with me?

A deep-rooted uncertainty.

Why should I not be there, when I don't look like you.

Stop saying you don't look like me, Casey.

- Everyone is insecure about something.
- Where are you unsure of?

There, you see?

Wait... of Course, I am unsure.

I'm not sure because I use so much time to get laid, so...

I miss to do something meaningful.

The uncertainty means that I never get a solid relationship.

And if I ever get the need to have sex with me to bore them out...

What I have to offer?

And I feel unsure about the thickness of my arms.

My legs are too scrawny, my hair is thin...

Shut up.

When we come back to town, we should go out.

Go to pubs, meet the guys.

Now when I finally agree to it with Zack is over.

- Yes, I heard about their wedding.
- What then?

Do you feel better yet?

I feel like Mel Gibson at the Tolerance Museum.

We continue to try.

Do you know what is so stupid? I miss him.

Are you serious?

Yes, that is why I want to be friend with him.

On paper, we are completely wrong for each other.

He is so stupid and egoistic.

He likes Gaga more than Madonna.

And he's laughing like a clown.

But...

But his sweet smile slays me every time.

He loves old movies and we orders always the same from the menu.

And he always means well, even when he is lying.

And what I saw, he is equipped as the Hulk.

Yes, a lean guy who never stops to surprise.

And he does not like open relationships.

I don't know.

Ask yourself:

Why are you talking about Casey, when you should get married with Benji?

- You look so good.
- You look so good.

Our flower girl... You can be my "something blue".

- a Lot of fun.
- Sweetheart, what's wrong?

Has Kathy Griffin made a new facelift?

Zack will marry.

- Our Zack?
- And he has an open relationship.

I hate his guts.

Come on, there's already too much hatred in the world. You don't hate Zack.

I know.

Perhaps life is giving you a lesson, which they always talk about on CNN.

Maybe you can give the world some love back, by supporting Zack.

Are you kidding? I don't want to see him married to someone other than me.

But it's not about you. It's about someone you love.

And even if you don't know about Zack need your friendship...

Will you be there for him?

The truth?

How did you know I was behind you?

- Transsexual sense. We have it.
- Have you?

Yes... TSP. The truth?

The truth.

What's the catch?

I think that our fights are pretty ridiculous.

It's just that Jason showed some confidence...

and I can get another boyfriend when I want to.

But I'm scared.

<-P->- It is we both.
- You have a natural vagina.

Put it on a tray so they will kryllande.

But my personality scares them.

I wish I was more like you.

I can't believe that a cisperson says that to me.

- A what?
- A non-transsexual.

Buenos dias, ladies.

He is your.

I am angry at him.

It is warm in the day, huh?

God, it's hard to still be angry at him.

- Flirted he with you or me?
- He is playing with us both.

I guess the gays are not enough, so he intends to swim in order to fight for us also.

We put the sexy bastard on the spot.

You have the balls.

<-P->- It was not fun.
- Oh My God...

I apologize, now I did the same...

I'm just kidding, I know what you meant.

Promise you, Rick, to take Steve and love him as long as you live?

- Yes, Daaa...
- Good.

- Congratulations.
- So you've heard it.

Yes...

I'm sorry I lied to you.

It is I also.

Are you looking forward to your wedding?

I don't know.

We marry us just to make a political statement.

I have always wanted to have a big, beautiful wedding.

- How do you want it?
- Sunflowers everywhere...

- A choir that sings Ray of Light.
- We emit on our promises.

And we cry when we read them.

And when the priest declares us husband and husband...

Just think, a choreographer who dances to the 'Umbrella'.

With the umbrellas.

I meant not "we". I meant "you".

Do you need... do you Need a witness?

What then? Are you serious?

I know I haven't always been the best, but...

I am here to tell you that I want you in my life.

Even if it's just that your bröllopsvittne.

I understand why you do it.

You wanted the best for me.

As best friends would.

Does it mean that I can be there?

- But it is not my real marriage.
- Casey, it is time.

- this is his room.
- How does the plan look like?

- I thought you had a plan.
- You are so stupid.

No, wait. What happens if there is someone with him?

You have the right. We have to break us in.

What do you do?

Came up, Luis! Are you afraid to take the consequences of how you treat women?

I see, with my little eye something that begins with... "pussy".

I'm not afraid.

I'm naked!

Oops, this is for you...

He is naked and circumcised.

- Congratulations, you can read.
- What are you doing here?

You have been playing with us for the whole weekend.

- Keeps us on the halstret.
- Named a drink after us both.

- You took on our tits.
- What is it with you?

I apologize. I just wanted to have attention.

But I'm honest.

No woman wants me for my...

problems.

- What problem?
- Penny...

I should not be so quick to condemn. You have the right.

It's not your anatomy that makes you a stylish woman.

- Are you transgender now?
- I was just trying to do the right thing.

<-P->- it Was not your pills? <-P -> No, it was mine.

- Why would it be, right?
- not to you were there.

It doesn't matter who is what. You are beautiful both of two.

And like so many beautiful women for you...

will none of you want me when you...

have seen my problem.

What is your problem then?

I was born with a tail.

With what?

My mother saw it as a sign from God.

So she let the doctors keep it.

And now when I'm an adult, it is too dangerous to remove it.

On the basis of the tail screaming women...

so I never get to love. I flirting just.

I understand how you feel.

And... now what?

I'll be honest, I have really filthy thoughts.

I also.

What happens?

I don't know what it is called in Spanish.

- No.
- Nothing happened.

We will keep you in the middle.

What I am so happy.

A question, can the where be hard?

Jerry...

you are the Aladdin to my Jasmine.

The weasel of my ermine.

And the Brad to my Angelina, if they are still together.

Bernard...

I wanted to love someone and let him go free.

He lay with byfånen and thrust with a surgeon.

It is clear he did.

So I now bind me to you, while I can, or how?

Now it is your turn. We offer witnesses, if you do not have friends or family here.

Well, my best friend is the flower girl.

- But...
- But what then?

Good God.

So it means that you are his ex and your new boyfriend, he was so afraid of?

- he Said it?
- He said it to somebody, but I heard it.

So he will help you to get married.

These guys are so hard to find.

Yes, it is.

Love is never easy.

We will not always understand each other.

We may not like each other one day.

But what does it do, you is a part of me.

My heart is linked to yours.

And no argument, no paper...

and definitely no court will ever change that.

- And now, in virtue of my office...
- Can we kiss each other now?

Was so good...

Now I have had sex.

- How did it feel? <-P->- It was good.

- But not as good as the cheesecake. <-P->- It is the never.

There is cheesecake at the wedding feast.

The wedding.

The old couple took the time. We have five minutes before it is too late.

- Are you ready?
- We are ready.

Wait, my tail got stuck!

We are here to unite, Zachary and Benjamin in a snabbäktenskap.

Marriage is a contract that one should not take lightly. Blah-Blah-blah...

We must hurry on, if we are going to reach within the allotted time.

Are there any objections? No?

Have any objections?

Oh, god. She?

No... Excuse.

It was not... I shall keep quiet.

Okay... So take you, Zachary, Benjamin, to your legal partner for life?

I...

- May I talk with you? <-P->- Go Ahead. You have several seconds.

We can't do it. You love me not even.

No, but I think about you. We can be developed.

And this is just a legal procedure.

I know that it is there for you, but not for me.

I fight not to make a political statement.

I ask my country to take me for who I am and the family that I want to form.

And this is not it.

Do you mean that you don't want to start a family with me?

I believe it is.

I mean, I think about you.

But...

I love someone else.

You have always been there for me. It has always been you.

It has always been you.

I didn't realize it...

until now.

A minute. You have one minute.

I'm so sorry.

You are welcome. Kiss him.

You are my best friend.

And my boyfriend.

And so my bröllopsvittne.

<-S -> And now...
- 30 seconds. Should someone get married, or?

- What a day it has been.
- Which life, it will be.

A Penny.

- And a Lilly.
- Thank You, Luis.

- I will miss you, Luis.
- You will forget me as soon as you go.

<-P->- It, I never do.
- Probably.

How does it feel to be a woman?

Not so different from the past. Just a little... I don't know...

powerful.

I'll ask you the same thing about a few weeks.

And you will probably get the same answer.

For a pleasant weekend, for two beautiful women.

Bowl.

Shall we?

That you are so happy, when you are rejected by your spouse.

Yes, it's not fun to be rejected, but it is easy to replace boyfriends.

Switch boyfriends are my specialty.

And threesomes.

Is another specialty.

For a moment I thought that we would get married.

I know, I did. Can you imagine that?

Oh, yes.

I also.

So we love each other. So where to now?

You mean, what happens if we get bored again?

- Yes...
- Then we can always make the end of the year.

And then meet and seduce each other again.

It sounds like a good plan.

You are so weird.

Translation: Your Martin

You are so sexy.

What do you think about open relationships?

Exciting.

Do you want to go out with me?

I'd like that.

May I be with?

I was just kidding.

I am a businessman and member of parliament. It is actually true.

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