Original subtitles

♪ Sometimes some crimes

♪ Go slipping through the cracks

♪ But these two gumshoes

♪ Are picking up the slack

♪ There's no case too big, no case too small

♪ When you need help, just call

- ♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale's - ♪ Rescue rangers

- ♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale - ♪ When there's danger

♪ No, no, it never fails

♪ Once they're involved, somehow whatever's wrong gets solved

- ♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale's - ♪ Rescue rangers

- ♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale - ♪ When there's danger

♪ No, no, it never fails

♪ They'll take the clues and find the wheres and whys and whos

- ♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale's - ♪ Rescue rangers

- ♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale - ♪ When there's danger

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

(yawns)

- Huh? - (snoring)

(beep)

Hey! What's the big idea?

Just look at this mess. How can you be such a slob?

OK. Who's the bloke who had the party and didn't invite me?

- You should clean up after yourself. - Says who?

- Says me. That's who. - You're not the boss of me.

What's going on here?

- (both) Good morning, Gadget. - Good golly!

Look at all this garbage. Who's gonna clean it up?

(both) He is!

(Dale) "Clean up this mess, pick up after yourself. Do this, do that."

I'd like to live somewhere where you never have to take out the trash.

Whoa!

(laughter)

Huh?

(gasps)

Oh, no!

All right, Monty, start the engine.

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We can catch it at the stop light.

Look out!

Aaargh!

Well, at least you should feel right at home here.

Ah, isn't it beautiful? There's just something romantic about a sea voyage.

Yeah. Romantic.

This reminds me of when I got shanghaied in Shanghai on a junk full of junk.

I think it happened twice.

Once we reach the dump, we can hitch a ride back home.

I hope we get back for dinner.

Who could think of eating in a place like this?

Dump ho!

- Be careful up there. - I am careful. You be careful.

(screams)

Don't worry, mates. I'll get you out of there.

Golly! Look at that!

Huh?

Looks like pirates.

(man) Fire!

Look out!

(man) All right, you bilge rats, heave-ho!

(both) Whoa!

They've gone under! My poor little chums.

There should be enough air trapped inside the bottle to keep them safe... for now.

Looks like we've got no choice but to go down after 'em.

Look at that.

- We've got to get out of this net. - Come on!

We did it.

- What happened? - I don't know.

Aaarrgh!

Here, now. What's this?

Look lively, now, before Billy the Squid gets 'em.

Heave-ho, lads!

Welcome, buckoes. This here be a pirate ship, and we be pirats.

I be the first mate in this here crew. Jolly Roger's me name.

- And this be the second mate, 'Aaarvey. - Aaar!

How about joining us for a pirate feast to celebrate the raid?

Well, we really need to be...

A feast! Oh boy, oh boy! What are we having?

Let's see.

Looks like leftovers again. (laughs)

This should be just what we need.

Now, if we only had some string.

Is this thing gonna take long?

(laughter)

(laughs)

Isn't this fun, Chip?

Let's have a treasure hunt, Roger.

- Aye, a treasure hunt. - (all) Aye, aye, aye!

Avast, you mangy swabs.

What's the idea of running off without cleaning the table?

There. You see?

(cackles)

- Now, that's what I call cleaning up. - But...

- All right, lads. Treasure hunt. - (pirat) Treasure hunt!

(pirat #2) Treasure hunt.

(all) Treasure hunt.

Treasure hunt.

- Wait a minute, stupid. - Who? Me?

We can't waste our time playing pirates. We're rescue rangers.

We've got jobs to do.

You're just jealous cos you don't have a hat.

Good news, bucko. We've decided to let you lead the treasure hunt.

Oh boy, oh boy.

(sighs)

- Maybe the treasure's in there. - Not this door, matey.

This leads to the lair of Billy the Squid.

I know the way! I know the way!

Belay that, 'Aaarvey. The little landlubber with the red nose is the leader this week.

- This week? - Avast, ye pirats! Follow me.

According to the map, it's right behind this door.

I found the treasure!

Yahoo-hoo-hoo!

I found it, I found it, I found it!

- Come on, help me pick it all up. - But we can't do that.

- We have to leave it to find next week. - Next week?

Righto, matey.

We've been finding this treasure every week, for nigh on 200 years.

What are you talking about? I was the one who found it.

Well, then. We'll just leave it where it is and go back home without it.

Go back?

You can't go back, not now that you've seen our treasure.

You have to stay down here with us

for the rest of your lives.

Now, I fasten the baking soda to the back of the skateboard...

How much longer do you think it'll...? (gurgling)

Just one more little adjustment. There. It's finished.

Let's get inside.

(Gadget) Uh-oh. We've got a problem.

Oh. Reverse that. No problem.

Blimey! A real old pirate ship.

- (Monty) What happened? - (Gadget) I think our fuel just fizzed out.

My, it's dark in here.

(Monty) Blimey! An octopus.

(growls)

Abandon ship!

(Monty) Look at all this gold!

(squeaks)

I've got an idea.

(whistles)

I'm over... Whoa!

Gadget!

(screams)

That was a right bonzer move, Gadget, love.

Come on. We've got work to do.

Righto, Gadget. We've got to count all this blinkin' treasure.

We're not here for treasure, Monty.

You and Zipper find Chip and Dale, while I try to build another submarine.

Oh, right.

Chip! Dale!

Nobody home.

Diving bell.

(Jolly Roger) Sorry to toss you in the brig, mateys,

but you might be trying to make off with our treasure.

You can trust me. I'm an honorary pirate.

Sorry, matey. Can't take no chances.

When this here ship sank, the cap'n of the ship's rats, Long Lost Lafitte,

told them to guard the treasure till he returned.

We can't be going back on the cap'n's orders.

But that was 200 years ago.

Well, he didn't say it'd be easy.

I don't want to be a pirate any more. You gotta get us out of here.

This is all your fault. If you hadn't wanted to play pirate, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Belay that, you lubbers!

Who are you?

What? Don't you know your own captain?

I'm Long Lost Lafitte.

Long Lost Lafitte?

- What's that on your shoulder? - That's me parrot.

Bit small for a parrot, ain't he?

Oh, he's been sick.

How do we know you ain't some landlubber trying to steal our treasure?

Get Young Ned. He were the cap'n's cabin boy. He'll know.

Aye. Get Young Ned.

You know, Long Lost Lafitte looks a lot like Monterey Jack.

Here's Young Ned.

Somebody call for the cabin boy?

There's a swab here says he's Long Lost Lafitte.

Eh?

He says he's the cap'n.

There be three ways ye always knew the cap'n.

When he looked at you, he always had a funny squint in his eye.

- His eye? - Aye.

(all) Aye! Aye! Aye!

And he was a short man.

And he only had one leg.

His left one.

Cap'n Lafitte, you've come back.

(cheering)

That's it, me hearties. Let them out of the brig.

I'll be taking these landlubbers back to shore as soon as me... as soon as me...

- Parrot, Cap'n? - Aye. Parrot.

As soon as he gets back with me other little pal.

There they come now.

I still don't understand why you're wearing all those dirty old feathers.

And why you're wearing pirate clothes...

Because he's Captain Long Lost Lafitte. That's why.

All aboard, mateys. Prepare to launch barrel.

Will you be taking your treasure with you, Cap'n?

Well, now, I suppose we might find room for a little gold,

maybe some silver.

No, I reckon not.

Guard the treasure till I come back again.

It could be another couple of hundred years.

Aye aye, Cap'n.

(Young Ned) Wait, Captain! Wait! What about your cheese?

Cheese?

Yeah. I wouldn't let none of this lot touch it, Cap'n.

Been saving it for you all these years.

Cheese.

He ain't the cap'n at all.

They're just a bunch of lubbers after our treasure!

You know what happens to them what tries to steal our treasure.

They walks the plank.

But we had so much fun together.

This be fun, bucko...

for Billy the Squid.

Ahoy, Billy!

Watch that first step, mateys.

It's a long 'un. (cackles)

Come on, now. Hurry up.

Billy's waiting.

- I've got an idea. - Good time for one.

Everybody breathe out.

(squeaks)

Here, now, none of that.

You can depend on me.

Eee-ooooh!

(squeaks)

(buzz)

Ah...

choo!

Yike!

(laughter)

Hey, where'd them landlubbers go?

('Aaarvey) There they be.

This way, mates!

Now they's after our food! Come on, lads.

We gotta use that barrel of theirs to get back to the surface.

- That's just where they'll be waiting for us. - Maybe we could raise the whole ship.

I'll bet it's the weight of all that treasure that's holding it down.

If we unload it, the ship might float to the top.

Yeah, but how do we unload the treasure? There must be tons of it.

Well, I didn't say it was a perfect idea.

There they be, lads. Get 'em!

Aaar!

Fire!

We can use the cannon to blast the treasure free from the ship.

Me and Zipper'll hold off them pirates while you do it.

(squeaks)

All right, load the cannon.

Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho!

After 'em, laddie-bucks!

Yo-ho!

Fire!

OK, Gadget. It's loaded.

Whoa!

Phew! I'm glad that's over.

Look out!

It's a miracle. Everything's turned upside down.

From now on, you'll be able to live like other rats - above the water.

We can have real adventures again.

(Chip) Ahoy, mates! You won't have to be afraid of Billy the Squid no more.

We took care of the squid kid.

(cheering)

Are you sure you won't come with us, mateys?

We'll be having some real adventures.

I think we've had enough adventure for one day.

Say goodbye to the little red-nosed swab.

He would've made a grand pirat. Aaar!

- G'day, mates. - Where is Dale?

He said something about preparing a farewell cannon salute.

Fire!

Just making myself feel at home.

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