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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,884 --> 00:00:21,821 [UPBEAT STEEL DRUM MUSIC] 2 00:00:21,854 --> 00:00:24,724 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:24,757 --> 00:00:26,159 OH... 4 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:28,261 HELLO, MY LITTLE FRIENDS. 5 00:00:34,433 --> 00:00:36,102 PERFECTAMENTE! 6 00:00:36,869 --> 00:00:40,640 HISTORY WILL BE MADE TODAY. 7 00:00:40,673 --> 00:00:42,475 [LAUGHTER] 8 00:00:44,243 --> 00:00:47,280 WHERE ARE YOU, YOU LITTLE BUGGER? 9 00:00:48,314 --> 00:00:52,485 OH, THERE YOU ARE. 10 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:56,222 MAGNIFICENT. 11 00:01:05,297 --> 00:01:06,298 PERFECTO. 12 00:01:08,534 --> 00:01:09,502 WHAT THE? 13 00:01:12,204 --> 00:01:13,539 DAD? 14 00:01:17,209 --> 00:01:18,344 DAD? 15 00:01:27,686 --> 00:01:29,589 MOM, CAN YOU MAKE ME EGGS? 16 00:01:29,622 --> 00:01:30,723 AND CAN I HAVE MINE SCRAMBLED? 17 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,226 NO, ACTUALLY AN OMELETTE, BUT WITH BACON THIS TIME. 18 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,360 YOU FORGOT YESTERDAY. 19 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:37,763 OH! WOULD YOU LIKE TO DINE IN HERE OR ON THE VERANDA? 20 00:01:37,796 --> 00:01:40,766 OH, THAT'S A TOUGH ONE... VERANDA. 21 00:01:40,799 --> 00:01:41,767 THEN DO IT YOURSELF. 22 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:44,570 YOU ARE QUITE CAPABLE OF MAKING YOUR OWN EGGS. 23 00:01:44,603 --> 00:01:46,472 BUT, I SLEPT ON MY ARM FUNNY. 24 00:01:46,505 --> 00:01:48,140 OH, YOUR ARM LOOKS FINE. 25 00:01:48,174 --> 00:01:49,742 BUT THIS IS MY SCRAMBLING ARM. 26 00:01:49,775 --> 00:01:51,578 CUTE, NO SALE. 27 00:01:52,678 --> 00:01:54,814 GRANDPA DOING SOME GARDENING? 28 00:01:54,847 --> 00:01:58,351 YEAH, IT'S LIKE HAVING THREE KIDS IN THE HOUSE. 29 00:01:58,384 --> 00:01:59,452 YOU DO HAVE THREE KIDS. 30 00:01:59,485 --> 00:02:00,653 THE EXPRESSION SHOULD BE FOUR. 31 00:02:00,686 --> 00:02:01,587 I DON'T COUNT. 32 00:02:01,620 --> 00:02:02,488 YOU'RE A KID! 33 00:02:02,521 --> 00:02:03,589 TECHNICALLY... 34 00:02:03,622 --> 00:02:04,690 TECHNICALLY? 35 00:02:04,723 --> 00:02:07,026 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 36 00:02:07,059 --> 00:02:08,527 ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE LUMPING ME 37 00:02:08,561 --> 00:02:10,463 WITH GRANDPA AND BOBBY? 38 00:02:10,496 --> 00:02:12,532 JASON IS JUST A LITTLE MORE MATURE THAN YOU. 39 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:14,167 [SCOFF] THAT'S A LAUGH. 40 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,768 I'M LAUGHING. 41 00:02:15,801 --> 00:02:17,602 GIRLS MATURE FASTER THAN BOYS. 42 00:02:17,636 --> 00:02:20,273 I KNOW, I CAN'T QUITE FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED. 43 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:21,274 [SCOFFS] 44 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:23,509 I'M NOT JUST GONNA STAND HERE AND TAKE THIS. 45 00:02:23,542 --> 00:02:25,044 I AM MATURE! 46 00:02:25,077 --> 00:02:26,412 IT'S ALL OVER ME! CAN'T YOU SEE IT? 47 00:02:26,445 --> 00:02:27,613 NO! -NO? 48 00:02:27,646 --> 00:02:29,047 NOT SEEING IT. 49 00:02:29,081 --> 00:02:30,517 I'VE NEVER BEEN SO OFFENDED. 50 00:02:33,719 --> 00:02:35,555 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID THE LAST TIME. 51 00:02:43,128 --> 00:02:43,762 TYPICAL. 52 00:02:46,098 --> 00:02:47,433 ANYTIME TODAY! 53 00:02:48,834 --> 00:02:51,471 DAD, BOBBY'S HOGGING THE DOG! 54 00:02:53,806 --> 00:02:56,576 LAUGH IT UP NOW, BOBBY, BUT YOU WON'T BE TWO FOREVER. 55 00:02:56,609 --> 00:02:59,312 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM ALL ON YOUR OWN 56 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:00,346 AND IT'S JUST AROUND THE CORNER! 57 00:03:00,379 --> 00:03:03,114 AVERY, BE NICE TO YOUR BROTHER. 58 00:03:03,148 --> 00:03:05,184 MOM SAYS JASON IS MORE MATURE THAN ME, 59 00:03:05,217 --> 00:03:06,219 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 60 00:03:06,252 --> 00:03:08,221 RIDICULOUS RIGHT? 61 00:03:08,254 --> 00:03:10,222 OKAY, A LITTLE TEST. YOU UP FOR A LITTLE TEST? 62 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:11,257 SURE. 63 00:03:11,657 --> 00:03:13,192 CLEANED YOUR ROOM? 64 00:03:13,225 --> 00:03:14,527 NO, IT'S NOT SPRING. 65 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:15,628 HOW ABOUT YOUR HOMEWORK? 66 00:03:15,661 --> 00:03:17,563 NO, I'M STRIKING AGAINST HOMEWORK. 67 00:03:17,596 --> 00:03:18,397 OH, REALLY? 68 00:03:18,430 --> 00:03:20,333 WE PAY THESE TEACHERS TO TEACH US. 69 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:22,168 WHY CAN'T THE WORK BE FINISHED IN CLASS? 70 00:03:22,201 --> 00:03:24,704 IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT THEY'RE LAZY AND CAN'T FINISH ON TIME. 71 00:03:24,737 --> 00:03:27,506 DO YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT IN YOUR WORLD? 72 00:03:27,539 --> 00:03:29,208 YES, YES, I DO. 73 00:03:29,241 --> 00:03:31,377 WHEN I'M HOME, I SHOULD BE KICKIN' BACK AND LISTENING 74 00:03:31,410 --> 00:03:33,045 TO ONE DIRECTION. 75 00:03:33,078 --> 00:03:36,349 HONEY, I'M WORRIED THAT YOU'RE GETTING OLDER AND 76 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:38,618 YOU REALLY HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT THAT YOU ARE ALMOST 77 00:03:38,651 --> 00:03:41,153 AN ADULT. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE? 78 00:03:41,186 --> 00:03:42,655 OH, I GOT THAT COVERED. 79 00:03:42,688 --> 00:03:43,789 I'M GONNA MARRY RICH, 80 00:03:43,822 --> 00:03:45,491 BUT NOT A FAT GUY. 81 00:03:45,524 --> 00:03:47,526 SOMEONE WHO TRAVELS AND DOES SECRET MISSIONS ALL 82 00:03:47,559 --> 00:03:50,730 OVER THE WORLD AND I'LL GET TO STAY IN KILLER HOTELS. 83 00:03:51,430 --> 00:03:52,832 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT JAMES BOND 84 00:03:52,865 --> 00:03:55,067 AND HIS WIFE DOESN'T GO WITH HIM WHEN HE SAVES THE WORLD. 85 00:03:55,100 --> 00:03:56,636 I'M PRETTY SURE HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A WIFE. 86 00:03:56,669 --> 00:03:59,339 WELL, THEN I'LL HAVE TO READ HIM THE RIOT ACT. 87 00:04:00,806 --> 00:04:02,141 OKAY. 88 00:04:02,174 --> 00:04:05,478 [MELLOW MUSIC] 89 00:04:05,511 --> 00:04:07,280 ♪ ♪ 90 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:08,680 YOU UNDERSTAND ME RIGHT, BARKLEY? 91 00:04:08,714 --> 00:04:09,716 [BURPS] 92 00:04:11,517 --> 00:04:14,519 I DON'T KNOW IF THAT WAS A GOOD THING OR A VERY BAD THING. 93 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:25,164 [RUSTLING] 94 00:04:39,311 --> 00:04:40,380 OAFF. 95 00:04:40,813 --> 00:04:42,582 THE BOSS WANTS TO SEE YOU. 96 00:04:44,650 --> 00:04:46,219 MR. UNDERBRUNTER! 97 00:04:48,587 --> 00:04:51,190 OH, THANK YOU, JULIE. 98 00:04:51,223 --> 00:04:53,392 YOU'RE WELCOME. OH, ABOUT TONIGHT, I-- 99 00:04:53,425 --> 00:04:55,127 [STAMMERING] NOT NOW. 100 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,162 SORRY. 101 00:05:00,265 --> 00:05:01,234 GOOD WORKER. 102 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:03,502 NOW, LISTEN. 103 00:05:03,535 --> 00:05:05,671 YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY. 104 00:05:05,704 --> 00:05:07,640 YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR NAME REMINDS ME OF? 105 00:05:07,673 --> 00:05:10,142 TECHNICALLY, IT'S GERMAN FOR DORK. 106 00:05:10,175 --> 00:05:12,144 DORK, HUH? 107 00:05:12,177 --> 00:05:15,481 THAT FITS! THAT ACTUALLY FITS! 108 00:05:15,514 --> 00:05:21,421 THEY CAUGHT YOU STICKING YOUR HAND IN THE TOYS FOR TOTS BIN. 109 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:25,091 NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT A TOT, YOU'RE NOT A TOT. 110 00:05:25,791 --> 00:05:27,326 UH, WHAT? 111 00:05:27,359 --> 00:05:28,527 HOW CAN YOU DO THIS? 112 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,062 NO, SIR, CLEARLY THAT WASN'T ME. 113 00:05:30,095 --> 00:05:32,698 NO, IT IS YOU! I HAVE PICTURES OF YOU DOING IT 114 00:05:32,731 --> 00:05:34,633 AND NOW I HAVE TO FIRE YOU! 115 00:05:34,666 --> 00:05:35,501 NO, NO, SIR. 116 00:05:35,534 --> 00:05:38,204 YEAH, YOU HAVE TO GO. 117 00:05:38,237 --> 00:05:41,240 YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR BOX AND YOU HAVE TO GO. 118 00:05:41,273 --> 00:05:42,708 SO, IS THIS THE POINT WHERE SECURITY COMES 119 00:05:42,741 --> 00:05:44,243 AND ESCORTS ME OUT? 120 00:05:44,276 --> 00:05:45,244 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO... 121 00:05:45,277 --> 00:05:47,546 SECURITY HAS A LOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO 122 00:05:47,579 --> 00:05:49,148 THAN TO ESCORT YOU OUT. 123 00:05:49,181 --> 00:05:52,284 MY LEFT FOOT IS GOING TO ESCORT YOU OUT. 124 00:05:52,317 --> 00:05:55,054 SO, GO GET YOUR BOX OF STUFF THAT YOU HAVEN'T 125 00:05:55,087 --> 00:05:57,656 STOLEN AND LEAVE. 126 00:05:57,689 --> 00:05:59,291 GOT IT, SIR. UH, JUST BEFORE I GO, 127 00:05:59,324 --> 00:06:01,127 MAY I JUST SAY YOU HAVE NEVER LOOKED BETTER. 128 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,529 THAT SUIT IS QUITE SLIMMING, QUITE STRIKING. 129 00:06:03,562 --> 00:06:04,363 THANK YOU. 130 00:06:04,396 --> 00:06:05,431 THANK YOU, SIR. 131 00:06:05,464 --> 00:06:06,632 THAT'S VER-- [SQUISHING] 132 00:06:10,102 --> 00:06:11,570 [DEEP SIGH] 133 00:06:20,345 --> 00:06:22,014 SOME MAIL CAME FOR YOU. 134 00:06:22,047 --> 00:06:23,349 WHAT IS IT? 135 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:25,618 PREP COURSE FOR THE PSAT. 136 00:06:26,685 --> 00:06:30,390 JUST THINK, YOU'LL BE GOING TO COLLEGE IN THREE YEARS TIME. 137 00:06:31,523 --> 00:06:34,560 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 138 00:06:34,593 --> 00:06:47,039 ♪ ♪ 139 00:06:50,609 --> 00:06:54,380 [CLAPPING] 140 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:55,348 THANK YOU, 141 00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:58,616 THANK... THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, 142 00:06:58,650 --> 00:07:00,486 THANK YOU SO, THANK YOU... 143 00:07:00,519 --> 00:07:03,689 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT THAT KIND WELCOME. 144 00:07:03,722 --> 00:07:07,025 YOU KNOW, MOST OF YOU KNOW FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS, 145 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:10,496 I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON A SECRET PROJECT THAT WILL 146 00:07:10,529 --> 00:07:15,234 REVOLUTIONIZE SEVERAL INDUSTRIES IN ONE FELL SOUP... 147 00:07:15,267 --> 00:07:17,203 SLOOP. 148 00:07:17,236 --> 00:07:23,241 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU, ADVANCEIUM. 149 00:07:23,275 --> 00:07:26,344 [FUTURISTIC MUSIC] 150 00:07:26,378 --> 00:07:30,683 WITH ADVANCEIUM, WE WILL HAVE THE FREEDOM TO SPEED 151 00:07:30,716 --> 00:07:36,322 UP MOLECULES IN TIME BY CREATING A TINY WARP FIELD. 152 00:07:36,355 --> 00:07:37,790 HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 153 00:07:37,823 --> 00:07:41,626 [MIXED CHATTER] 154 00:07:44,162 --> 00:07:49,400 OKAY, FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS DEMONSTRATION, 155 00:07:49,434 --> 00:07:54,640 THIS SEED FROM MY BACKYARD I PLACE THUSLY 156 00:07:54,673 --> 00:07:58,711 INTO THE ADVANCEIUM WAVEMASTER 7.0. 157 00:07:58,744 --> 00:08:04,016 LEAN BACK AND BE PREPARED TO BE AMAZED. 158 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:09,355 ONE, 159 00:08:10,522 --> 00:08:11,657 TWO, 160 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:15,394 THREE! 161 00:08:17,429 --> 00:08:21,099 [WHIRLING] 162 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:22,200 YES! 163 00:08:22,234 --> 00:08:23,102 YES! 164 00:08:23,135 --> 00:08:25,137 IT WORKS! 165 00:08:25,170 --> 00:08:26,439 IT WORKS! 166 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:31,644 BEHOLD, ADVANCEIUM! 167 00:08:34,046 --> 00:08:35,214 OH, IT WORKS! 168 00:08:35,246 --> 00:08:40,151 WE CAN NOW TURN A SIMPLE SEED INTO A FLOWER. 169 00:08:40,184 --> 00:08:42,655 THINK OF IT, IT WILL REVOLUTIONIZE THE POULTRY 170 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:44,523 INDUSTRY FOR YEARS TO COME. 171 00:08:44,556 --> 00:08:46,425 HOW LONG DOES THIS STAY IN EFFECT? 172 00:08:46,458 --> 00:08:47,459 WHAT? 173 00:08:47,492 --> 00:08:49,527 HOW LONG DOES THIS STAY IN EFFECT? 174 00:08:49,561 --> 00:08:50,763 THANK YOU FOR ASKING. 175 00:08:50,796 --> 00:08:52,665 THE ANSWER? PERMANENTLY! 176 00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,800 THAT DEVICE IS WORTH BILLIONS. 177 00:08:54,833 --> 00:08:58,137 I KNOW PEOPLE WHO'D KILL TO GET THEIR HANDS ON IT. 178 00:08:58,170 --> 00:08:59,405 YOU WORK HERE? 179 00:09:00,539 --> 00:09:02,208 I'M UPSTAIRS ON THE TOP FLOOR. 180 00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:05,344 I OWN THE BUILDING. 181 00:09:05,377 --> 00:09:08,479 IT'S BRILLIANT, ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! 182 00:09:08,513 --> 00:09:11,116 YOU ARE GONNA MAKE ME BUCKETS OF MONEY. 183 00:09:11,149 --> 00:09:12,551 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE BUCKETS OF MONEY, TOO. 184 00:09:12,584 --> 00:09:15,154 YOU ARE GONNA MAKE MILLIONS. 185 00:09:15,187 --> 00:09:19,391 AND I THINK GLUTTON AND GLUTTON AND SLOTH WANNA WORK WITH YOU. 186 00:09:19,424 --> 00:09:21,593 WHA... YOU WANNA BUY IT? 187 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:25,396 MILLIONS IS JUST GONNA BE THE DOWN PAYMENT. 188 00:09:25,430 --> 00:09:28,099 YOU'RE GOING TO BE FAMOUS AND RICH AND YOU'RE GOING 189 00:09:28,133 --> 00:09:29,435 TO REVOLUTIONIZE THE WORLD. 190 00:09:29,468 --> 00:09:32,338 WELL! LET ME PACK UP. 191 00:09:32,671 --> 00:09:34,073 COME TO PAPA. 192 00:09:35,574 --> 00:09:37,409 HEY! 193 00:09:37,442 --> 00:09:38,410 DIDN'T I FIRE YOU? 194 00:09:38,443 --> 00:09:39,044 YES, YOU DID. 195 00:09:39,077 --> 00:09:40,145 WELL, YOU'RE STILL FIRED. 196 00:09:40,178 --> 00:09:40,879 GREAT. 197 00:09:40,912 --> 00:09:42,381 WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE! 198 00:09:43,415 --> 00:09:44,516 THAT'S MY WALLET. 199 00:09:44,549 --> 00:09:46,252 YEAH, AND YOU'RE CREDIT CARD IS EXPIRED. 200 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:48,487 OAFF. 201 00:10:22,187 --> 00:10:24,690 NOW I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. 202 00:10:32,197 --> 00:10:34,400 [COUGHING] 203 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:39,170 OW! 204 00:10:40,372 --> 00:10:41,173 OW! 205 00:10:42,774 --> 00:10:43,809 OW! 206 00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:51,382 OOH, SMELLS GOOD, HERBY. 207 00:10:51,416 --> 00:10:53,218 SIMON, HOW'D YOUR MEETING GO? 208 00:10:53,251 --> 00:10:54,586 TOP SECRET. 209 00:10:54,619 --> 00:10:57,790 BUT WHAT IS IN THIS BAG IS OUR FUTURE. 210 00:10:57,823 --> 00:11:00,225 OUR FUTURE IS IN HAM, IT'S OUR BUSINESS. 211 00:11:00,258 --> 00:11:01,259 IT'S WHAT PAID FOR THIS HOUSE. 212 00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:03,529 BESIDES, YOU'VE BEEN OFFERED A FORTUNE BEFORE. 213 00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:06,565 YEAH, HEY, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THE GUY WAS CRAZY 214 00:11:06,598 --> 00:11:07,498 AND DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY. 215 00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:08,767 YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WHEN YOU PICKED UP 216 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,102 THE BILL FOR LUNCH. 217 00:11:10,135 --> 00:11:13,005 WELL, THIS TIME IT'S GONNA WORK. 218 00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:18,510 DAD, I THINK YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE HARD ON GRANDPA. 219 00:11:18,543 --> 00:11:20,345 HE'S A DREAMER. 220 00:11:20,378 --> 00:11:21,747 DREAMS ARE JUST THAT. 221 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:23,348 THEY DON'T PUT FOOD ON THE TABLE. 222 00:11:24,349 --> 00:11:27,153 HEY, HERE! PUT THIS FOOD ON THE TABLE. 223 00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:40,199 [SOFT MUSIC] 224 00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:41,632 NIGHT, AVERY. 225 00:11:41,666 --> 00:11:43,235 GRANDPA? 226 00:11:43,268 --> 00:11:44,570 I CAN'T SLEEP. 227 00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:45,670 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 228 00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:46,839 I DON'T KNOW. 229 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:47,772 CAN I HELP? 230 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:50,442 WELL, YOU COULD TELL ME A BEDTIME STORY. 231 00:11:50,475 --> 00:11:52,211 [SIGHS] 232 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:54,780 SWEETHEART, I PROMISED YOUR MOM I WOULDN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. 233 00:11:54,813 --> 00:11:56,782 I WON'T SAY ANYTHING. 234 00:11:56,815 --> 00:11:58,851 AREN'T YOU A LITTLE TOO OLD? 235 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,486 I'M NEVER TOO OLD. 236 00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:02,121 TELL THE BIG BABY ONE. 237 00:12:04,556 --> 00:12:06,559 OKAY, THIS ONE TIME. 238 00:12:10,128 --> 00:12:11,397 ALRIGHT, SCOOT-SCOOT OVER. 239 00:12:12,597 --> 00:12:14,399 ALRIGHT, YOU START. 240 00:12:14,432 --> 00:12:15,667 ONCE UPON A TIME... 241 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:18,270 EXACTLY, THERE WAS, NO KIDDING, 242 00:12:18,303 --> 00:12:22,107 AN EIGHT HUNDRED POUND BABY 243 00:12:22,140 --> 00:12:25,210 AND IT'S PARENTS WANTED TO GO OUT FOR DINNER. 244 00:12:25,243 --> 00:12:29,181 SO THEY HIRED A BABYSITTER, BUT WHEN THE BABYSITTER CAME 245 00:12:29,214 --> 00:12:32,684 AND SAW, PHEW, THE BIG BABY SHE WASN'T SURE 246 00:12:32,717 --> 00:12:33,718 SHE COULD HANDLE IT. 247 00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:38,556 HOWEVER, THE PARENTS OFFERED THE BABYSITTER... 248 00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:40,692 EIGHT HUNDRED DOLLARS, A DOLLAR FOR EVERY POUND. 249 00:12:40,725 --> 00:12:42,127 AN EXCELLENT DEAL. 250 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,530 SO THE BABYSITTER AGREED TO BABYSIT 251 00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:45,831 AND THE PARENTS WENT OUT. 252 00:12:45,864 --> 00:12:52,104 WELL, PRETTY SOON IT WAS TIME TO FEED THE BIG BABY 253 00:12:52,137 --> 00:12:56,775 AND THIS BABY GOBBLED DOWN FORTY BOWLS OF OATMEAL, 254 00:12:56,808 --> 00:13:00,212 ATE SIX HUNDRED AND THIRTY-TWO CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES, 255 00:13:00,245 --> 00:13:03,749 WASHED IT DOWN WITH TWO KEGS OF MILK IN A SIPPY CUP 256 00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:06,418 THE SIZE OF A SMART CAR. 257 00:13:06,451 --> 00:13:08,187 AND THEN, WOULD YOU-- 258 00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:17,296 [SNORING] 259 00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:35,147 MATH RULES! 260 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:36,714 JASON, HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU YOU'RE 261 00:13:36,748 --> 00:13:38,317 AN EIGHTY YEAR OLD MAN? 262 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:39,318 EIGHTY? 263 00:13:39,351 --> 00:13:41,253 IN ACCUMULATED KNOWLEDGE? 264 00:13:41,286 --> 00:13:42,787 PROBABLY, YES. 265 00:13:42,821 --> 00:13:44,723 THANK YOU. 266 00:13:44,756 --> 00:13:49,328 AND THIS INTEGER IS... AH, YES! 267 00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:50,062 NERD. 268 00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:51,797 NERDS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH. 269 00:13:53,632 --> 00:13:54,665 NICE GLASSES. 270 00:13:54,699 --> 00:13:56,834 THANK YOU! I PICKED THEM OUT MYSELF. 271 00:13:56,868 --> 00:13:58,370 YEAH, SUPER CUTE. 272 00:13:58,403 --> 00:13:59,738 YEAH, I KNOW! 273 00:13:59,771 --> 00:14:01,173 I'M THE COOLEST KID IN SCHOOL. 274 00:14:03,575 --> 00:14:07,112 HONEY, IT'S A DAY TRIP, NOT A TRIP TO OUTER SPACE. 275 00:14:07,145 --> 00:14:08,680 YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN. 276 00:14:08,713 --> 00:14:10,449 WE'RE GOING CLAM HUNTING IN VENTURA. 277 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:12,384 IT COULD BE A FORMAL CLAM HUNT. 278 00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:15,320 THEY DON'T HAVE FORMAL CLAM HUNTS AND BESIDES, 279 00:14:15,353 --> 00:14:18,489 HIGH HEELS ARE NOT EXACTLY THE FASHIONABLE CHOICE FOR THE SAND. 280 00:14:18,523 --> 00:14:20,025 I THOUGHT WE MIGHT WANT GO OUT TO DINNER. 281 00:14:20,058 --> 00:14:21,560 YEAH, THE RUSTY SCUPPER. 282 00:14:21,593 --> 00:14:24,062 OH, PLEASE! I AM NOT GOING TO A RESTAURANT WHERE THE 283 00:14:24,095 --> 00:14:25,631 WAITERS DRESS UP LIKE PIRATES AND ASK, 284 00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:27,633 ARGH YA READY TO ORDER? 285 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:29,301 IT'S JEAN PAUL'S OR NOTHING. 286 00:14:29,334 --> 00:14:30,368 IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE. 287 00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:32,537 I'M WORTH IT. 288 00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:34,139 I'M WORTH IT. 289 00:14:34,172 --> 00:14:36,642 YOU'RE RIGHT. DON'T HURT ME. 290 00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:41,713 HOTEL LOBBY MIGHT HAVE VENDING MACHINES. 291 00:14:41,746 --> 00:14:43,515 OH PLEASE! -I'M JUST! I'M JUST! 292 00:14:43,548 --> 00:14:45,050 ALRIGHT, LOOK OKAY. -CAN YOU HELP ME? 293 00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:46,550 YES. 294 00:14:46,584 --> 00:14:48,152 HERE. -I'M SO EXCITED. 295 00:14:48,186 --> 00:14:50,122 SO EXCITED TO GET OUT OF HERE. 296 00:14:51,489 --> 00:14:52,391 WHAT'D YOU PUT IN HERE? 297 00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:53,625 COME ON. [GRUNTING] 298 00:14:53,658 --> 00:14:55,327 OH, COME ON, IT'S NOT THAT HEAVY. 299 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:56,261 YEAH, IT KINDA IS. 300 00:14:56,294 --> 00:14:57,295 YOU'RE FAKING IT! 301 00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:58,130 I AM NOT! 302 00:14:58,163 --> 00:14:58,764 YES, YOU ARE! 303 00:14:58,797 --> 00:14:59,698 YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME. 304 00:14:59,731 --> 00:15:01,133 OH, PLEASE. 305 00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:03,368 I ACTUALLY DID PUT A COUPLE EXTRA OUTFITS 306 00:15:03,401 --> 00:15:04,502 IN FOR YOU IN MINE. 307 00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:06,570 BYE, SWEETHEART. DON'T DO ANYTHING CRAZY. 308 00:15:06,604 --> 00:15:07,639 BYE, HONEY. -BYE. 309 00:15:07,672 --> 00:15:09,107 BEHAVE. -OKAY. 310 00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:10,242 DON'T GIVE GRANDPA A HEADACHE 311 00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:12,611 AND PLEASE TELL JASON TO WATCH BOBBY. 312 00:15:12,644 --> 00:15:13,578 OKAY. -OKAY. 313 00:15:13,611 --> 00:15:15,214 BYE. -BYE. 314 00:15:18,516 --> 00:15:20,584 ASK JASON TO WATCH BOBBY? 315 00:15:20,618 --> 00:15:22,454 [SCOFFS] DO YOU BELIEVE THAT? 316 00:15:28,293 --> 00:15:35,033 WHEN I SELL YOU, I AM GOING TO BE ABLE TO BUY... 317 00:15:35,066 --> 00:15:37,069 DISNEY WORLD! 318 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,103 [LAUGHS] 319 00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:42,007 AH, PERFECTO. 320 00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:45,410 [CHEERY MUSIC] 321 00:15:45,443 --> 00:15:49,681 ♪ ♪ 322 00:15:49,714 --> 00:15:50,716 STUPID. 323 00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:52,818 SUCH A MORON. 324 00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:55,154 TAKE EVERYTHING OUT. 325 00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:56,822 [DOOR HANDLE JIGGLING] 326 00:15:56,855 --> 00:16:03,195 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 327 00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:04,195 AH! -AH! 328 00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:06,631 AH! -AH! 329 00:16:06,664 --> 00:16:07,598 YOU IDIOT! 330 00:16:07,632 --> 00:16:10,368 WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE CHILD? 331 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,004 SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A ZOMBIE. 332 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,106 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS ZOMBIES. 333 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,975 RIGHT, I FORGOT. 334 00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:19,377 HEY, WHAT'S THIS? 335 00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:21,213 WE'RE DONE. 336 00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:22,381 YOU'RE OUT. 337 00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:24,649 NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, BABY, YOU CAN'T! 338 00:16:24,682 --> 00:16:25,684 OH, BUT I CAN. 339 00:16:25,717 --> 00:16:27,119 NO, NO, NO, NO! WAIT, NO! 340 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,053 WATCH ME. 341 00:16:28,086 --> 00:16:29,087 NO, LISTEN TO ME. 342 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,122 REMEMBER THAT SUPER SECRET PROJECT THEY'VE BEEN 343 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,457 WORKING ON AT WORK? 344 00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:34,126 YEAH, WHAT ABOUT IT? 345 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,227 IT WORKS. 346 00:16:40,231 --> 00:16:41,064 WHERE DID YOU GET THIS? 347 00:16:41,099 --> 00:16:43,102 I STOLE IT OFF THE COMPUTER AT WORK. 348 00:16:45,403 --> 00:16:46,538 THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 349 00:16:46,571 --> 00:16:49,174 I KNOW AND IT'S GOING TO BE OURS. 350 00:16:49,207 --> 00:16:50,542 THIS IS WORTH A FORTUNE. 351 00:16:50,575 --> 00:16:52,678 YES, AND I ALREADY HAVE A BUYER FOR IT. 352 00:16:54,145 --> 00:16:55,146 SO CAN I STAY? 353 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,180 YES. 354 00:16:56,214 --> 00:16:57,382 CAN I HAVE A KISS? 355 00:16:57,415 --> 00:17:00,051 MMM... UGH! 356 00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:06,491 [GAGGING] 357 00:17:06,523 --> 00:17:08,426 UGH, YOU FINALLY DID SOMETHING RIGHT. 358 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,596 THAT WAS SO ROMANTIC. 359 00:17:11,596 --> 00:17:15,666 IT WAS LIKE THE FIRST TIME I HELD A NEW BORN BABY AND 360 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:19,671 IT LOOKED AT ME AND SAID, "PAPA," AND I SAID, 361 00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:25,010 "I'M NOT YOUR PAPA, I'M JUST YOUR NEIGHBOR." 362 00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:33,752 CALAMITY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 363 00:17:33,785 --> 00:17:34,920 LOOKING FOR A NEW DRESS. 364 00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:36,788 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PART WHERE YOU PUSH THE DOORBELL 365 00:17:36,821 --> 00:17:38,023 AND SAY, "CAN I COME IN"? 366 00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:39,424 IT'S KINDA OLD, DON'T YOU THINK? 367 00:17:39,457 --> 00:17:41,426 AND WHO SAID YOU COULD BORROW MY CLOTHES? 368 00:17:41,459 --> 00:17:43,795 I TEXTED YOU LAST NIGHT, "CAN I BORROW SOME CLOTHES?" 369 00:17:43,828 --> 00:17:45,464 AND I DIDN'T RESPOND. 370 00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:46,631 I TOOK THAT AS A YES. 371 00:17:46,664 --> 00:17:47,799 IT WAS A NO. 372 00:17:47,832 --> 00:17:49,201 WHAT'S THIS ABOUT? 373 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,435 IS IT ABOUT A BOY? 374 00:17:50,468 --> 00:17:52,370 MORE ABOUT A BIKE THAN A BOY. 375 00:17:52,403 --> 00:17:53,371 WHAT? 376 00:17:53,404 --> 00:17:55,640 OKAY, YOU KNOW HOW MY BIKE GOT STOLEN RIGHT? 377 00:17:55,673 --> 00:17:57,142 OKAY, SO THERE'S THIS KID NAMED BARNEY 378 00:17:57,175 --> 00:17:58,342 AND HE HAS AN EXTRA BIKE 379 00:17:58,376 --> 00:18:00,679 SO I'M GOING TO CUTE MYSELF UP AND TALK 380 00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:02,547 HIM INTO FORKING IT OVER. 381 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:03,615 THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 382 00:18:03,648 --> 00:18:05,550 YOU KNOW I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH RIGHT AND WRONG. 383 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:06,585 WHAT'S THE ISSUE? 384 00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,153 KINDA CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE. 385 00:18:11,122 --> 00:18:13,024 WHY ARE YOU SO GLOOMY? 386 00:18:13,057 --> 00:18:16,461 THE FAMILY'S BEATING ME UP ABOUT NOT BEING MATURE. 387 00:18:16,494 --> 00:18:18,763 YOU KNOW, MAYBE I NEED A MAKEOVER? 388 00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:22,534 NOW YOU'RE TALKING, AND YOU ARE IN PERFECT HANDS. 389 00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:24,002 WHOSE? 390 00:18:24,035 --> 00:18:24,970 MINE. 391 00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:28,706 I'M GOING TO MOLD YOU TO YOUR WOMANLINESS. 392 00:18:30,575 --> 00:18:34,079 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 393 00:18:34,112 --> 00:18:41,253 ♪ ♪ 394 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,020 DON'T MOVE. 395 00:18:42,053 --> 00:18:43,322 OKAY. 396 00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:45,624 IT'S JUST A CURLING IRON, 'KAY? 397 00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:47,292 YEAH, AND IT'S TOTALLY FINE. 398 00:18:48,092 --> 00:18:50,295 AND OH, LOOK, LOOK AT THAT! 399 00:18:50,328 --> 00:18:53,499 OH, IT'S ON YOUR EYE AND IT IS GOING ON YOUR EYE. 400 00:18:55,466 --> 00:18:56,568 YOU NEED TO BE... 401 00:18:57,802 --> 00:18:58,704 EVENTUALLY. 402 00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:02,708 YUP. 403 00:19:03,341 --> 00:19:04,243 SOME LIPS. 404 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:08,080 UGH, IT TASTES SO BAD. 405 00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:21,091 IT'S GOOD! 406 00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:22,694 YEAH! [GIGGLES] 407 00:19:22,727 --> 00:19:24,329 YOU LOOK AMAZING. 408 00:19:24,362 --> 00:19:25,497 YEAH. 409 00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,266 YOU OKAY? 410 00:19:28,299 --> 00:19:29,634 I LOOK LIKE A WOMAN. 411 00:19:29,667 --> 00:19:31,703 YEAH, YOU DO. 412 00:19:31,736 --> 00:19:32,704 I, I CAN'T TAKE IT. 413 00:19:32,737 --> 00:19:35,607 JUST GO WITH IT, JUST SAY, "HOW DO YOU DO?" 414 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,075 "HOW DO YOU DO?" 415 00:19:37,108 --> 00:19:38,543 I'LL TAKE A BRIOCHE WITH MY GOUDA. 416 00:19:38,576 --> 00:19:40,679 "I'LL TAKE A BRIOCHE WITH MY GOUDA." 417 00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:43,014 OH, ROGER, WHAT CHARMING, WONDERFUL THINGS YOU SAY! 418 00:19:43,047 --> 00:19:46,084 WE MUST, MUST GO TO THE POLO RACES AND AFTER WE'LL 419 00:19:46,117 --> 00:19:48,286 DINE WITH THE ROCKEFELLERS, AND TO TOP IT OFF, 420 00:19:48,319 --> 00:19:51,456 WE'LL MAKE LIGHT OF THE KARDASHIANS ENORMOUS REAR ENDS. 421 00:19:51,489 --> 00:19:53,558 THAT WOMAN NEEDS A SIGN 'WIDE LOAD' ON THE BACK 422 00:19:53,591 --> 00:19:54,626 OF HER CAR. 423 00:19:54,659 --> 00:19:55,994 THIS ISN'T HELPING. 424 00:19:57,595 --> 00:19:59,431 IT'S ALL GONE SO FAST. 425 00:19:59,464 --> 00:20:01,099 WHAT HAS? 426 00:20:01,132 --> 00:20:02,434 CHILDHOOD. 427 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:03,435 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 428 00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:05,537 YOU NEED A SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM. 429 00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:08,639 YOU KNOW HOW MY DAD TAUGHT ME HOW TO SWIM? 430 00:20:08,673 --> 00:20:09,608 HOW? 431 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,409 HE THREW ME IN A POOL. 432 00:20:11,442 --> 00:20:12,711 AND YOU SWAM? 433 00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:17,081 YUP, FROM NOW ON HE ONLY HAS SUPERVISED VISITATION. 434 00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:20,586 OH. -YEAH, OH. 435 00:20:24,555 --> 00:20:28,393 [VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING] 436 00:20:31,129 --> 00:20:33,465 CRASH BANDICOOT RACING, REALLY? 437 00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:36,401 RED'S GOT A POINT. IT IS A LITTLE PRESCHOOL. 438 00:20:36,434 --> 00:20:38,336 IT'S A BLAST FROM THE PAST. 439 00:20:38,369 --> 00:20:41,106 I GOTTA CUT THE HEDGES, KEEP AN EYE ON BOBBY. 440 00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:41,805 I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM. 441 00:20:41,839 --> 00:20:42,808 YOU BETTER. 442 00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:51,349 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 443 00:20:51,382 --> 00:20:56,088 ♪ ♪ 444 00:20:57,155 --> 00:21:00,258 OKAY, IT IS TEN A.M. 445 00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:02,761 AND THE ADVANCIUM IS READY TO GO. 446 00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:08,466 ALTHOUGH IT'S EMITTING A STRANGE SMELL. 447 00:21:08,499 --> 00:21:11,470 THIS BARES FURTHER INVESTIGATION. 448 00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:20,278 UH, UH, SCRATCH THAT THE SMELL IS EMANATING FROM 449 00:21:20,311 --> 00:21:22,347 THE RESEARCHER. 450 00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:26,117 I HAVEN'T HAD A BATH IN TEN DAYS. 451 00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:28,219 NO! I AM NOT GOING TO PLAY OPERATION WITH YOU! 452 00:21:28,252 --> 00:21:30,422 OKAY, AND IF YOU EVEN MENTION LEGOS, I WILL BREAK YOUR FINGER 453 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:32,323 OFF AND ATTACH THEM TO THE LEGOS. 454 00:21:32,757 --> 00:21:34,259 OH-WE-OH! 455 00:21:36,494 --> 00:21:38,330 WHAT, YOU WANT SOME ROMANCE GAME WHERE THE KNIGHT 456 00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:39,531 SAVES THE PRINCESS? 457 00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:41,599 SORT OF, BUT THE KNIGHT HAS TO PULVERIZE THE 458 00:21:41,632 --> 00:21:43,702 DRAGON WITH PHASED PULSE CANNON AND THE PRINCESS 459 00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:46,303 CANNOT BE WEARING A WHITE FLOWING GOWN OR SOMETHING. 460 00:21:46,337 --> 00:21:48,306 SHE HAS TO BE LIKE CAT WOMAN WITH TURBO JETS THAT 461 00:21:48,339 --> 00:21:50,075 ARE HIGH HEELS. 462 00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:51,510 YEAH, WE'RE AT AN IMPASSE. 463 00:21:58,649 --> 00:22:00,351 OH, NEW HIGH SCORE! 464 00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:02,087 [HIGH FIVE] LET'S PLAY AGAIN! 465 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:06,058 [FOOTSTEPS] 466 00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:23,575 EW. 467 00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:35,186 LOOK AT MY BROTHER, MR. PERFECT. 468 00:22:35,219 --> 00:22:37,322 HE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD. 469 00:22:37,355 --> 00:22:39,724 IT'S NOT HIM, IT'S YOU. 470 00:22:39,757 --> 00:22:41,259 EXCUSE ME? 471 00:22:41,292 --> 00:22:43,160 DOESN'T IT BOTHER YOU THAT YOU PARENTS RELY ON YOUR 472 00:22:43,194 --> 00:22:44,629 LITTLE BROTHER OVER YOU? 473 00:22:44,662 --> 00:22:47,699 IT BURNS ME EVERY TIME, LIKE I'M A HAPLESS FOOL 474 00:22:47,732 --> 00:22:49,768 WHO CAN'T TAKE CARE OF A LITTLE BROTHER. 475 00:22:49,801 --> 00:22:51,669 DO I LOOK LIKE A HAPLESS FOOL? 476 00:22:54,138 --> 00:22:55,372 THEY'RE RIGHT, WHERE IS HE? 477 00:22:55,406 --> 00:22:56,374 UH, BOBBY? 478 00:22:56,407 --> 00:22:58,210 BOBBY? -BOBBY? 479 00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:04,382 BOBBY! -BOBBY. 480 00:23:04,415 --> 00:23:05,617 WHAT'S GOING ON? 481 00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:08,653 GRANDPA! -BOBBY... 482 00:23:08,686 --> 00:23:10,120 BOBBY, NO! 483 00:23:10,154 --> 00:23:12,657 BOBBY! -NO, NO, NO! NO! NO! 484 00:23:15,126 --> 00:23:16,728 OH, THIS IS NOT GONNA GO WELL. 485 00:23:16,761 --> 00:23:18,129 RIGHT. 486 00:23:25,369 --> 00:23:27,038 THAT KID HAS THE DEVICE. 487 00:23:27,071 --> 00:23:28,206 BOBBY! 488 00:23:33,544 --> 00:23:36,148 COME ON. COME ON! LET'S GO! 489 00:23:37,615 --> 00:23:40,152 [DEVICE ACTIVATING] 490 00:23:51,762 --> 00:23:58,303 [DEVICE OPERATING] 491 00:24:07,378 --> 00:24:08,480 JASON. 492 00:24:12,717 --> 00:24:13,785 IT WORKS. 493 00:24:13,818 --> 00:24:15,787 I KNOW, ISN'T IT AMAZING? 494 00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:18,223 WHAT'S AMAZING IS THAT YOU ACTUALLY STUMBLED ONTO 495 00:24:18,256 --> 00:24:19,491 SOMETHING FOR A CHANGE. 496 00:24:19,524 --> 00:24:20,757 YOU'RE CALLING ME AMAZING? 497 00:24:20,791 --> 00:24:23,328 NO, I'M JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE GENERALLY 498 00:24:23,361 --> 00:24:25,297 AN IRON PLATED LOSER. 499 00:24:27,598 --> 00:24:28,700 ALRIGHT. 500 00:24:31,302 --> 00:24:34,505 I'M ASSUMING YOU ALL HAVE SOME QUESTIONS. 501 00:24:34,539 --> 00:24:35,607 OF COURSE WE HAVE QUESTIONS! 502 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:39,143 [MIXED CHATTER] 503 00:24:39,176 --> 00:24:42,112 WE'RE SCREWED! -NO, NO, NO, WE'RE NOT! 504 00:24:42,146 --> 00:24:43,781 IT'S JUST A LITTLE INCONVENIENCE. 505 00:24:43,814 --> 00:24:45,149 HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT? 506 00:24:45,182 --> 00:24:46,451 WE'LL JUST GRAB HIM. 507 00:24:47,451 --> 00:24:48,820 BUT THAT'S KIDNAPPING! 508 00:24:48,853 --> 00:24:51,823 URGH! YOU REALLY DO HAVE ROAD APPLES FOR BRAINS! 509 00:24:51,856 --> 00:24:53,258 HE'S A MAN! 510 00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:55,592 IF ANYTHING IT'S MAN-NAPPING. 511 00:24:55,626 --> 00:24:58,263 VERY UH, LIGHT SENTENCE FOR THAT. 512 00:24:58,296 --> 00:25:00,064 REALLY? 513 00:25:00,097 --> 00:25:01,466 OW! -SMALL SLAP ON THE WRIST. 514 00:25:01,499 --> 00:25:04,235 BESIDE, WE UH, WE GRAB HIM, TAKE THAT THING OFF, 515 00:25:04,268 --> 00:25:06,371 SELL IT AND JUST SEND HIM BACK. 516 00:25:06,404 --> 00:25:07,572 GREAT. 517 00:25:07,605 --> 00:25:10,174 OKAY. -WHEN DO WE DO THAT? 518 00:25:10,207 --> 00:25:12,010 WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR AN OPPORTUNITY. 519 00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:16,281 [MIXED CHATTER] HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 520 00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:20,084 SO, I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON A MATTER ADVANCER AND IT 521 00:25:20,117 --> 00:25:22,520 SEEMS BOBBY GOT ADVANCED. 522 00:25:22,553 --> 00:25:24,556 HIS MIND, TOO? 523 00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:26,157 ICE CREAM. 524 00:25:26,190 --> 00:25:27,358 THAT'S A SOLID NO. 525 00:25:27,391 --> 00:25:29,394 UGH... -TURN HIM BACK! 526 00:25:29,427 --> 00:25:32,764 OKAY, EXCELLENT SUGGESTION, THE PROBLEM IS I'VE NEVER 527 00:25:32,797 --> 00:25:35,667 DONE THIS TO A HUMAN BEING BEFORE AND THERE COULD BE 528 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:37,635 UNFORESEEN SIDE EFFECTS. 529 00:25:37,668 --> 00:25:40,204 WELL, AT LEAST TAKE THE THING OFF OF HIM. 530 00:25:40,237 --> 00:25:44,609 GOOD IDEA AGAIN, IT'S JUST THAT UM, THAT THING HAS 531 00:25:44,642 --> 00:25:48,613 BEEN STRETCHED AROUND HIS ARM AND IF I'M NOT CAREFUL 532 00:25:48,646 --> 00:25:51,549 I CAN DAMAGE THE MACHINE AND THEN NOT BE ABLE TO 533 00:25:51,582 --> 00:25:53,184 TURN HIM BACK. 534 00:25:53,217 --> 00:25:54,752 OH MY GOD. 535 00:25:54,785 --> 00:25:56,688 YEAH, I'M SORRY ABOUT THIS GUYS. 536 00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:58,723 ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS WATCH HIM FOR TEN MINUTES 537 00:25:58,756 --> 00:26:00,124 AND HE'S TURNED INTO A MAN! 538 00:26:00,157 --> 00:26:02,994 GUYS, I KNOW THIS MUST BE A BIT SURPRISING. 539 00:26:03,027 --> 00:26:04,162 I HAVE TO CALL MOM. 540 00:26:04,195 --> 00:26:05,996 AND TELL HER WHAT? LITTLE BOBBY'S MOLECULES 541 00:26:06,030 --> 00:26:08,199 HAVE BEEN ACCELERATED TO AGE THIRTY? 542 00:26:08,232 --> 00:26:09,167 THEN WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? 543 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,103 ALRIGHT, GUYS, GUYS, CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN. 544 00:26:12,136 --> 00:26:14,372 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS REVIEW MY NOTES 545 00:26:14,405 --> 00:26:16,641 AND FOLLOW MY PROPER PROTOCOL AND THEN I'LL BE 546 00:26:16,674 --> 00:26:19,110 ABLE TO REVERSE HIM TO HIS PROPER SIZE. 547 00:26:19,143 --> 00:26:20,411 SO WHEN DOES THAT HAPPEN? 548 00:26:20,444 --> 00:26:23,214 JASON, I JUST HAVE TO LOOK OVER MY FORMULA AND THEN 549 00:26:23,247 --> 00:26:24,749 WE WILL TURN HIM BACK IN A JIFFY! 550 00:26:24,782 --> 00:26:26,650 BUT WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? 551 00:26:27,618 --> 00:26:30,455 AH, WELL... UM... OKAY! 552 00:26:30,488 --> 00:26:31,623 WE DON'T WANT HIM TO CATCH A COLD. 553 00:26:31,656 --> 00:26:34,658 JASON TO THE CAR AND GET SOME CLOTHES. 554 00:26:34,692 --> 00:26:37,128 YEAH, CLOTHES ARE DEFINITELY THE FIRST ORDER. 555 00:26:37,161 --> 00:26:38,229 THAT NEEDS SOME WORK. 556 00:26:38,262 --> 00:26:40,031 YES. GO, GO! 557 00:26:40,731 --> 00:26:41,666 HURRY BACK! 558 00:26:42,667 --> 00:26:43,368 GOD. 559 00:26:45,803 --> 00:26:47,072 THAT'S GROSS. 560 00:26:47,338 --> 00:26:48,540 [YELLING] 561 00:26:55,379 --> 00:26:58,049 [MUMBLING] OH WOW! 562 00:26:59,817 --> 00:27:03,021 OKAY, BOBBY, YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES. 563 00:27:03,054 --> 00:27:04,222 BOBBY GOT BIG. 564 00:27:04,255 --> 00:27:05,590 YEAH, HE DID. 565 00:27:06,691 --> 00:27:08,226 AH, SHOES. 566 00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:10,595 OKAY, THERE ARE SHIRTS, PANTS, SHOES JUST... 567 00:27:10,628 --> 00:27:12,530 YOU NEED TO CHANGE. 568 00:27:12,563 --> 00:27:13,498 DRESS ME. 569 00:27:13,531 --> 00:27:16,067 OKAY, THIS IS A WHOLE BIG BOWL OF AWKWARD. 570 00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:17,201 DRESS ME. 571 00:27:17,234 --> 00:27:19,169 HA, YOU'RE A BIG BOY. 572 00:27:19,203 --> 00:27:20,071 DRESS ME. 573 00:27:20,104 --> 00:27:22,006 DRESS ME, DRESS ME! -OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 574 00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:23,241 IS IT JUST ME OR ARE WE PUSHING THE LEVELS OF 575 00:27:23,274 --> 00:27:24,574 WEIRD TO A NEW HEIGHT HERE? 576 00:27:24,608 --> 00:27:25,710 EW... NO! 577 00:27:29,747 --> 00:27:31,549 [BOBBY FARTS] I MADE A STINKY. 578 00:27:31,582 --> 00:27:34,385 AND THEY'VE BEEN TOPPED AGAIN. 579 00:27:34,418 --> 00:27:35,585 GRANDPA. -YEAH. 580 00:27:35,619 --> 00:27:37,455 BOBBY NEEDS HIS CLOTHES CHANGED. 581 00:27:37,488 --> 00:27:40,258 AND TO TOP IT OFF, HE'S A LEFT A LITTLE PRESENT FOR YA. 582 00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:42,326 OH, THAT'S CONSIDERATE. 583 00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:44,361 UH, OKAY. ALRIGHT, GUYS OVER HERE. 584 00:27:44,395 --> 00:27:47,699 TURN AROUND AND UH, I WILL, UH, I'LL TEND TO THIS. 585 00:27:47,732 --> 00:27:49,200 COME ON. COME ON, BOBBY. 586 00:27:49,233 --> 00:27:51,436 YEAH, BOBBY. COME ON, COME ON. 587 00:27:51,469 --> 00:27:52,470 THAT'S A GOOD BOY. 588 00:27:52,503 --> 00:27:54,338 RIGHT OVER HERE. YEAH, YEAH. 589 00:27:54,371 --> 00:27:55,506 COME ON, THAT'S IT. 590 00:27:55,539 --> 00:27:56,574 WEE! 591 00:27:56,607 --> 00:27:58,309 ALRIGHT, EXCELLENT. 592 00:27:58,342 --> 00:27:59,277 YEAH. 593 00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:01,579 OH, THIS IS NOT A GRANDPA JOB. [CHUCKLING] 594 00:28:01,612 --> 00:28:02,680 OKAY, ALRIGHT! 595 00:28:02,713 --> 00:28:04,549 OKAY, BOBBY, NOW WE'RE GOING TO PUT YOUR PANTS ON. 596 00:28:04,582 --> 00:28:05,516 NO. -YEAH. 597 00:28:05,549 --> 00:28:06,584 NO. 598 00:28:06,617 --> 00:28:08,619 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 599 00:28:08,652 --> 00:28:10,288 HEY, BOBBY! 600 00:28:10,321 --> 00:28:11,222 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 601 00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:14,292 BOBBY, BOBBY, BOBBY! LOOK, LOOK, LOOK... 602 00:28:14,325 --> 00:28:17,628 IF YOU PUT YOUR PANTS ON, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU 603 00:28:17,661 --> 00:28:20,998 A CANDY BAR. 604 00:28:21,031 --> 00:28:21,865 LOOK AT THAT. -AHHH, MINE! 605 00:28:21,899 --> 00:28:25,035 WHOA, WHOA, HEY! COME ON, BOBBY, BOBBY. 606 00:28:25,069 --> 00:28:26,137 PUT YOUR PANTS ON. 607 00:28:26,170 --> 00:28:27,572 NO. 608 00:28:27,605 --> 00:28:30,208 THAT'S IT, THERE. 609 00:28:30,241 --> 00:28:32,577 AH, OKAY, AH. 610 00:28:32,610 --> 00:28:34,044 EASY PEASY. 611 00:28:34,078 --> 00:28:38,182 UH, GRANDPA, IS THAT POO ON YOUR HEAD? 612 00:28:38,215 --> 00:28:39,083 WHAT? 613 00:28:42,286 --> 00:28:43,254 I'M GONNA BE SICK. 614 00:28:45,256 --> 00:28:47,391 EATING POO! HE'S EATING POO! 615 00:28:47,424 --> 00:28:48,493 IT'S A CHOCOLATE BAR. 616 00:28:48,526 --> 00:28:49,660 YOU'RE SO EXCITABLE. 617 00:28:49,693 --> 00:28:51,362 GRANDPA, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 618 00:28:51,395 --> 00:28:53,698 WELL, THIS IS THIS IS VERY COMPLICATED, 619 00:28:53,731 --> 00:28:54,733 BUT ALRIGHT. 620 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,803 I'M GOING BACK TO THE LAB TO GET THE REVERSAL-- 621 00:28:58,836 --> 00:29:00,238 STRANGER DANGER! 622 00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:02,072 STRANGER DANGER! 623 00:29:02,106 --> 00:29:03,074 YOU GET BOBBY. 624 00:29:03,107 --> 00:29:05,109 COME ON. 625 00:29:05,142 --> 00:29:06,377 UGH! 626 00:29:06,410 --> 00:29:07,645 BOBBY! -BOBBY! 627 00:29:07,678 --> 00:29:09,514 GET OVER HERE YOU! 628 00:29:09,547 --> 00:29:12,517 [UPBEAT STEEL DRUM MUSIC] 629 00:29:12,550 --> 00:29:22,560 ♪ ♪ 630 00:29:22,593 --> 00:29:32,637 ♪ ♪ 631 00:29:32,637 --> 00:29:42,647 ♪ ♪ 632 00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:18,408 GOOD JOB, KEEP IT UP. 633 00:31:23,147 --> 00:31:24,482 IS THAT A CLEAN FORK? 634 00:31:24,515 --> 00:31:25,516 UH... 635 00:31:25,549 --> 00:31:28,019 CAKE, MOVE! WEE! 636 00:31:30,754 --> 00:31:31,723 GIVE ME THE CAKE! 637 00:31:33,290 --> 00:31:34,091 NO! 638 00:31:34,725 --> 00:31:37,328 [YELLING] 639 00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:43,100 GIVE ME THAT CAKE! 640 00:31:43,133 --> 00:31:44,802 MINE! NO! 641 00:31:45,336 --> 00:31:46,770 NO, AHH! 642 00:31:50,641 --> 00:31:51,709 HELLO, POLICE? 643 00:31:51,742 --> 00:31:53,478 SOMEONE JUST STOLE MY WIFE'S CAKE. 644 00:31:56,513 --> 00:32:00,318 SO, THE SUSPECT'S ABOUT 5'9" AND HE STOLE YOUR CAKE? 645 00:32:00,351 --> 00:32:01,319 MY CAKE. 646 00:32:01,352 --> 00:32:03,120 STOLE MY WIFE'S CAKE. 647 00:32:03,153 --> 00:32:05,456 HE WAS AN ADULT, BUT THE WEIRD THING WAS 648 00:32:05,489 --> 00:32:07,258 HE SOUNDED LIKE A LITTLE KID. 649 00:32:07,291 --> 00:32:08,693 HUH, OKAY. 650 00:32:08,726 --> 00:32:10,194 WHAT WAY DID HE GO? 651 00:32:10,227 --> 00:32:12,096 HE WENT THAT WAY. 652 00:32:12,129 --> 00:32:13,296 THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT BOBBY. 653 00:32:13,330 --> 00:32:14,197 NOT CAKE. 654 00:32:14,231 --> 00:32:15,199 REMEMBER WHAT HE DID AT MOM'S BIRTHDAY? 655 00:32:15,232 --> 00:32:18,135 HE ATE HALF AND STORED THE REST IN HIS DIAPER 656 00:32:18,168 --> 00:32:20,271 AND WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CANDLES. 657 00:32:20,304 --> 00:32:22,373 WELL, AT LEAST WE KNOW WE'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK NOW. 658 00:32:22,406 --> 00:32:24,408 WHERE COULD HE HAVE GONE NEXT? 659 00:32:24,441 --> 00:32:26,143 YOUR BROTHER LEAVES A PRETTY BIG FOOTPRINT. 660 00:32:26,176 --> 00:32:26,877 WE GOTTA FIND HIM. 661 00:32:26,910 --> 00:32:28,579 LET'S KEEP LOOKING, COME ON. 662 00:32:28,612 --> 00:32:31,615 [PIANO MUSIC] 663 00:32:31,648 --> 00:32:37,221 ♪ ♪ 664 00:32:37,254 --> 00:32:38,389 BOBBY! 665 00:32:38,422 --> 00:32:39,757 UGH, WHERE IS HE? 666 00:32:39,790 --> 00:32:41,325 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. 667 00:32:41,358 --> 00:32:42,726 HOW IS THIS MY FAULT? 668 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,695 I'M NOT THE ONE WHO MADE HIM THIRTY YEARS OLD. 669 00:32:44,728 --> 00:32:46,197 'CAUSE YOU LOST HIM. 670 00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:48,532 NO ONE CAN COUNT ON YOU, YOU STILL THINK YOUR TEN. 671 00:32:48,565 --> 00:32:50,835 I DON'T GET WHAT THE BIG RUSH IS TO GROW UP. 672 00:32:50,868 --> 00:32:52,403 WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN AVOID IT. 673 00:32:52,436 --> 00:32:54,071 I'VE DONE A PRETTY GOOD JOB SO FAR. 674 00:32:54,104 --> 00:32:56,741 HA, YEAH, RIGHT... UM, WHO LOST YOUR BROTHER? 675 00:32:56,774 --> 00:32:58,708 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE. 676 00:32:58,742 --> 00:33:01,245 OKAY, ALL I'M SAYING IS THIS LITTLE TOAD HAS A POINT. 677 00:33:01,278 --> 00:33:02,513 SHE JUST CALL ME A TOAD? 678 00:33:02,546 --> 00:33:03,681 SHOE FITS, WEAR IT. 679 00:33:03,714 --> 00:33:05,049 WHAT'S THE POINT? 680 00:33:05,082 --> 00:33:06,717 YOUR SOCIAL LIFE IS ME, OKAY? 681 00:33:06,750 --> 00:33:09,020 THE GIRLS DON'T EVEN INCLUDE YOU IN ACTIVITIES ANYMORE. 682 00:33:09,053 --> 00:33:12,156 WELL, MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF THEIR ACTIVITIES. 683 00:33:13,190 --> 00:33:14,258 AVERY! 684 00:33:15,492 --> 00:33:16,627 COME ON, PRINCESS, LET'S KEEP LOOKING. 685 00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:17,628 BOBBY! 686 00:33:17,661 --> 00:33:19,563 MEANY. 687 00:33:19,596 --> 00:33:20,565 BOBBY! 688 00:33:24,468 --> 00:33:26,103 SARGEANT! -CAPTAIN. 689 00:33:26,136 --> 00:33:27,504 BEEN A LOT OF CALLS ABOUT SOME CHARACTER OVER IN 690 00:33:27,538 --> 00:33:28,506 GULLIVER PARK. 691 00:33:28,539 --> 00:33:30,374 APPARENTLY HE'S STOLEN A COUPLE'S CAKE AND THEN 692 00:33:30,407 --> 00:33:32,510 EMPTIED ALL THE CHANGE OUT OF THE FOUNTAIN. 693 00:33:32,543 --> 00:33:33,811 ALL THOSE WASTED WISHES. 694 00:33:33,844 --> 00:33:35,079 I KNOW, I KNOW. 695 00:33:35,112 --> 00:33:36,514 I'LL LOOK INTO IT. 696 00:33:36,547 --> 00:33:38,449 SPIT OUT THE GUM. 697 00:33:38,482 --> 00:33:40,151 AND WHOEVER ATE THE LAST JELLY DONUT, 698 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:42,485 JUST PICK YOURSELF UP AND GO HOME! 699 00:33:42,519 --> 00:33:44,388 [JAZZ MUSIC] 700 00:33:44,421 --> 00:33:45,189 GIVE. 701 00:33:52,796 --> 00:33:57,201 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 702 00:33:57,234 --> 00:34:05,443 ♪ ♪ 703 00:34:05,476 --> 00:34:08,646 [HOSPITAL INTERCOM] 704 00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:17,621 ♪ ♪ 705 00:34:17,654 --> 00:34:19,056 IS THE PATIENT READY? 706 00:34:19,089 --> 00:34:20,757 YEAH, I THINK WE'RE ALL GOOD TO GO HERE. 707 00:34:20,791 --> 00:34:21,726 GREAT. 708 00:34:23,327 --> 00:34:24,595 HI. 709 00:34:24,628 --> 00:34:30,134 [MIXED YELLING] 710 00:34:31,201 --> 00:34:33,371 AHH! 711 00:34:34,204 --> 00:34:36,707 DOES ANYONE SEE FLYING CHEESE DOODLES? 712 00:34:58,629 --> 00:34:59,564 BOBBY'S BIG. 713 00:35:05,335 --> 00:35:06,036 POOPY? 714 00:35:06,069 --> 00:35:08,606 [MIXED SCREAMING] 715 00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:11,442 [SCREAMING] 716 00:35:16,780 --> 00:35:18,983 [SCREAMING] 717 00:35:24,154 --> 00:35:26,357 [SCREAMING] 718 00:35:32,162 --> 00:35:33,163 THE SUSPECT LEFT THE HOSPITAL. 719 00:35:33,197 --> 00:35:35,666 LAST SEEN HEADING TOWARDS THE PARK. TEN-FOUR. 720 00:35:38,702 --> 00:35:40,338 HE'S TALKING ABOUT BOBBY. COME ON. 721 00:35:45,642 --> 00:35:47,477 NO, TEN-FOUR. I HAVE NOT SEEN HIM YET. 722 00:35:47,511 --> 00:35:49,413 NO, STILL NO. 723 00:35:49,446 --> 00:35:51,382 [YELLING] HEY! 724 00:35:51,415 --> 00:35:52,183 HEY! 725 00:35:52,216 --> 00:35:54,384 [YELLING] 726 00:35:59,156 --> 00:36:02,726 [CATCHING BREATH] NO, I LOST HIM. 727 00:36:02,759 --> 00:36:03,995 I LOST HIM. 728 00:36:11,602 --> 00:36:13,638 [JINGLING CHANGE] 729 00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:24,582 [CLAPPING] 730 00:36:27,584 --> 00:36:28,618 MONEY. 731 00:36:34,124 --> 00:36:37,328 THIS OLD MAN, HE PLAYS ONE 732 00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:40,297 HE PLAYED KNICK, KNACK ON HIS THUMB 733 00:36:40,330 --> 00:36:43,500 WITH A KNICK, KNACK PADDY WACK, GIVE A DOG A BONE, 734 00:36:43,533 --> 00:36:46,036 THIS OLD MAN COMES ROLLING-- 735 00:36:46,069 --> 00:36:47,571 OH, MONEY! 736 00:36:47,604 --> 00:36:48,672 GIVE A DOG A BONE. 737 00:36:48,705 --> 00:36:51,375 THIS OLD MAN CAME GOING HOME. 738 00:36:54,578 --> 00:36:55,746 THIS OLD... MONEY! 739 00:36:55,779 --> 00:36:58,515 THIS OLD MAN, HE PLAYS TWO! 740 00:36:58,548 --> 00:37:02,653 WELL, WELL, WELL, AREN'T YOU TALENTED? 741 00:37:02,686 --> 00:37:04,021 THANK YOU. 742 00:37:04,054 --> 00:37:05,322 MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE ON TV. 743 00:37:05,355 --> 00:37:08,592 AH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE ON TV? 744 00:37:08,625 --> 00:37:10,194 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 745 00:37:10,227 --> 00:37:12,730 OKAY, WELL COME WITH US AND WE'LL GET YOU ON TV, OKAY? 746 00:37:12,763 --> 00:37:14,565 HEY, GET AWAY FROM MY BROTHER. 747 00:37:14,598 --> 00:37:15,799 I DON'T SEE YOUR BROTHER. 748 00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:18,602 I SEE A THIRTY YEAR OLD MAN WHO MAKES DECISIONS ON HIS OWN. 749 00:37:18,635 --> 00:37:19,770 HE'S NOT THIRTY YEARS OLD. 750 00:37:19,803 --> 00:37:21,339 CLEARLY, HE LOOKS LIKE IT. 751 00:37:22,539 --> 00:37:24,074 IT'S COMPLICATED. 752 00:37:24,107 --> 00:37:25,209 WHY DON'T YOU RUN ALONG? 753 00:37:25,242 --> 00:37:26,477 BOBBY, COME HERE. 754 00:37:26,510 --> 00:37:28,245 NO, HE'S MINE. -NO, HE'S MINE. 755 00:37:28,278 --> 00:37:30,046 OH, REALLY? BECAUSE HE'S MINE! 756 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,049 NO, HE'S MINE. 757 00:37:32,082 --> 00:37:33,683 HEY, YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO A LITTLE KID! 758 00:37:33,717 --> 00:37:35,419 MISS, DO NOT INTERFERE WITH AN ARREST. 759 00:37:35,452 --> 00:37:37,755 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, HE'S TWO YEARS OLD. 760 00:37:40,223 --> 00:37:41,392 TWO? 761 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:42,559 WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING HIM? 762 00:37:42,592 --> 00:37:44,061 I'LL GIVE IT TO MY KID. 763 00:37:44,094 --> 00:37:46,497 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR STEALING CAKES, STEALING 764 00:37:46,530 --> 00:37:48,766 PENNIES, AND DISTURBING THE PEACE IN A HOSPITAL. 765 00:37:48,799 --> 00:37:51,101 COME ON. 766 00:37:51,134 --> 00:37:52,469 BOBBY! -BOBBY! 767 00:37:52,502 --> 00:37:53,471 BYE, BABIES. 768 00:37:54,671 --> 00:37:57,040 JASON! HELP BOBBY! 769 00:37:57,074 --> 00:37:59,377 DON'T WORRY, BOBBY, WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. 770 00:38:00,610 --> 00:38:02,246 WAIT, DID HE JUST CALL OUT YOUR NAME? 771 00:38:02,279 --> 00:38:03,347 WE'VE GOTTA FIND GRANDPA. 772 00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:04,481 JUST TAKE IT EASY, OKAY? 773 00:38:04,514 --> 00:38:06,283 HE DIDN'T CALL OUT MY NAME. 774 00:38:06,316 --> 00:38:08,252 I MEAN, I'M HIS BIG SISTER. 775 00:38:08,285 --> 00:38:11,455 [PHONE RINGING] 776 00:38:11,488 --> 00:38:11,989 GRANDPA? 777 00:38:12,022 --> 00:38:13,490 AVERY, YOU GOT HIM? 778 00:38:13,523 --> 00:38:15,159 NO, THEY ARRESTED HIM. 779 00:38:15,192 --> 00:38:16,026 WHO? 780 00:38:16,059 --> 00:38:16,760 BOBBY. 781 00:38:16,793 --> 00:38:17,661 OH, GREAT. 782 00:38:17,694 --> 00:38:20,464 UH, ALRIGHT, WE HAVE NO TIME TO WASTE. 783 00:38:20,497 --> 00:38:23,232 YOU'VE GOT TO REMEMBER THAT WE ONLY HAVE THREE HOURS 784 00:38:23,266 --> 00:38:28,172 TO REVERSE HIM OR HE WILL STAY A THIRTY YEAR OLD FOREVER. 785 00:38:30,073 --> 00:38:32,308 WE'VE ONLY GOT THREE HOURS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. 786 00:38:32,342 --> 00:38:33,711 COME ON, LET'S GO! 787 00:38:34,378 --> 00:38:35,446 HELLO? 788 00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:37,048 CAN YOU HEAR ME? 789 00:38:42,219 --> 00:38:43,153 MMM! 790 00:38:43,186 --> 00:38:44,488 WOULD YOU QUIT THAT? 791 00:38:44,521 --> 00:38:45,622 KNOCK IT OFF. 792 00:38:45,655 --> 00:38:47,224 SIT DOWN. -IT TICKLES! 793 00:38:47,257 --> 00:38:48,392 WE'VE GOT YOUR PICTURE TO TAKE. 794 00:38:48,425 --> 00:38:50,194 [LAUGHING] 795 00:38:50,227 --> 00:38:52,462 I CAN TASE YOU IN A HEARTBEAT. 796 00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:54,231 NO, I LIKE BEING TICKLED. 797 00:38:54,798 --> 00:38:56,633 YOU, SIR, ARE A FREAK. 798 00:38:56,666 --> 00:38:58,602 NO, BOBBY BOOP! 799 00:38:58,635 --> 00:39:01,438 JUST SIT STILL. JUST SIT STILL. 800 00:39:01,471 --> 00:39:03,074 JUST SETTLE DOWN. 801 00:39:04,441 --> 00:39:06,643 I HAVE NEVER HAD A PRISONER THAT'S THIS HARD 802 00:39:06,676 --> 00:39:08,346 TO PROCESS BEFORE. 803 00:39:09,179 --> 00:39:10,647 STOP IT! 804 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:14,218 WELL, YOU NEVER ARRESTED LINDSAY LOHAN I TAKE IT. 805 00:39:14,251 --> 00:39:15,052 BAD, HUH? 806 00:39:15,085 --> 00:39:18,456 BUT NICELY QUAFFED. -OH, I'LL BET. 807 00:39:22,592 --> 00:39:28,265 YOU KNOW, I'LL BET WHOEVER CAN HANDLE THIS GUY 808 00:39:28,298 --> 00:39:30,234 IS GONNA BE UP FOR A PROMOTION. 809 00:39:31,334 --> 00:39:35,138 FELLAS, HOW'S EVERYTHING GOING? 810 00:39:35,172 --> 00:39:36,206 FINE, DETECTIVE. 811 00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:37,574 FELLAS? 812 00:39:37,607 --> 00:39:39,143 SORRY, IT'S THE UNIFORM. 813 00:39:40,377 --> 00:39:41,512 YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A LITTLE HELP? 814 00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:43,714 OH, BE MY GUEST. 815 00:39:43,747 --> 00:39:46,450 YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU STEP IN, DETECTIVE? 816 00:39:46,483 --> 00:39:47,451 ALRIGHT. 817 00:39:47,484 --> 00:39:50,487 HEY PAL, LET'S HAVE A LITTLE CHAT, SHALL WE? 818 00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,423 [MEOWS] 819 00:39:52,456 --> 00:39:53,657 YEAH. [MEOWS] 820 00:39:53,690 --> 00:39:57,661 [JAZZ MUSIC] 821 00:39:57,694 --> 00:39:58,695 GOOD WORK. 822 00:39:58,728 --> 00:40:00,464 [CHUCKLES] YEAH. 823 00:40:00,497 --> 00:40:01,531 THIS SHOULD BE GOOD. 824 00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:02,466 NAH, THIS'LL BE GREAT. 825 00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:11,741 OKAY. 826 00:40:15,245 --> 00:40:16,613 SO, WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT THING YOU GOT WRAPPED AROUND 827 00:40:16,646 --> 00:40:17,514 YOU THERE? 828 00:40:17,547 --> 00:40:18,382 MINE. 829 00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:20,751 YEAH, I KNOW IT'S YOURS. 830 00:40:20,784 --> 00:40:22,519 LOOK, I'M NOT BUYING THIS WHOLE ACT. 831 00:40:22,552 --> 00:40:23,821 THIS WHOLE SLOW WHITED THING YOUR DOING. 832 00:40:23,854 --> 00:40:26,290 I SAW THAT KEVIN SPACEY MOVIE. 833 00:40:26,323 --> 00:40:29,625 IT, UH... 834 00:40:29,659 --> 00:40:32,529 YOU KNOW WHAT, I CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME, BUT I SAW IT. 835 00:40:32,562 --> 00:40:35,531 YOU A KAISER SANDWICH? 836 00:40:35,565 --> 00:40:36,667 [LAUGHS] YOU KNOW WHAT? 837 00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:38,268 I'M SEEING RIGHT THROUGH YOU, BUDDY. 838 00:40:38,301 --> 00:40:40,703 YEAH, I THINK THIS WHOLE PENNY STEALING, 839 00:40:40,737 --> 00:40:42,539 CAKE SNATCHING IT'S ALL AN ACT. 840 00:40:42,572 --> 00:40:44,341 NO ID, NO COVER, WHAT ARE YOU? 841 00:40:44,374 --> 00:40:47,109 PART OF SOME SECRET SPY CELL DROPPED IN TO CAUSE HAVOC? 842 00:40:47,143 --> 00:40:47,711 WHAT'S HAVOC? 843 00:40:47,744 --> 00:40:48,512 YOUR MIDDLE NAME. 844 00:40:48,545 --> 00:40:50,147 NO, IT'S CLANCY! 845 00:40:50,180 --> 00:40:51,147 YEAH? 846 00:40:51,181 --> 00:40:53,083 GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA BREAK YOU BY THE CLANCY. 847 00:40:53,116 --> 00:40:55,319 THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE ALL MINE. 848 00:40:59,456 --> 00:41:02,426 HEY... HEY! HEY! [CLAPS] 849 00:41:02,459 --> 00:41:03,460 WHAT IS THIS? 850 00:41:03,493 --> 00:41:05,195 HEY! 851 00:41:05,228 --> 00:41:07,498 YOU'RE GONNA BREAK ME? HURT BOBBY? 852 00:41:09,065 --> 00:41:10,133 I'M NOT GONNA BREAK YOU IN HALF. 853 00:41:10,166 --> 00:41:11,435 THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID. 854 00:41:11,468 --> 00:41:12,469 LOOK, IT WAS FIGURATIVE. 855 00:41:12,502 --> 00:41:13,670 NO, NO! 856 00:41:13,703 --> 00:41:14,537 I WANNA GO HOME NOW. 857 00:41:14,571 --> 00:41:17,374 OH! OKAY, YEAH! AND NOW WHERE'S HOME? 858 00:41:17,407 --> 00:41:19,476 NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE. -I DON'T KNOW! 859 00:41:19,509 --> 00:41:21,044 OKAY, HEY! LOOK, I'M ALL IN. 860 00:41:21,077 --> 00:41:23,347 YOU WANNA DANCE? LET'S DANCE. -DANCE? 861 00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:26,517 RING AROUND THE ROSIE, POCKET FULL OF POSIES, 862 00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:29,119 ASHES, ASHES, WE ALL FALL DOWN! 863 00:41:29,152 --> 00:41:30,721 [TABLE THUDS] 864 00:41:30,754 --> 00:41:33,257 [KEYS CHIME] HMM! 865 00:41:33,290 --> 00:41:36,593 [PIANO MUSIC] 866 00:41:36,626 --> 00:41:37,628 HAPPY. 867 00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:40,330 [PIANO MUSIC] 868 00:41:40,363 --> 00:41:50,374 ♪ ♪ 869 00:41:50,407 --> 00:42:01,184 ♪ ♪ 870 00:42:01,217 --> 00:42:02,419 YAY, YAY! 871 00:42:09,125 --> 00:42:12,496 HI, I'M DR. VERONICA GALEFORCE AND BOBBY IS MY PATIENT. 872 00:42:12,529 --> 00:42:14,231 HE NEEDS TO BE RELEASED TO ME. 873 00:42:14,264 --> 00:42:15,165 HE ESCAPED! 874 00:42:15,198 --> 00:42:16,500 UGH! WHAT? 875 00:42:17,734 --> 00:42:19,569 HE KNOCKED ME OUT. HE'S SOME SORT OF SUPER CRIMINAL. 876 00:42:19,603 --> 00:42:20,638 OH, COME ON! REALLY? 877 00:42:20,671 --> 00:42:23,607 NO ID, NO HISTORY, YOU DRAW YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS. 878 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:25,609 I WANT THIS GUY IN SOLITARY BY THE END OF THE NIGHT. 879 00:42:25,642 --> 00:42:27,511 HE'S PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE. 880 00:42:27,544 --> 00:42:28,712 YOU LET YOUR PRISONER ESCAPE? 881 00:42:28,745 --> 00:42:30,346 HE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD, I'LL MAKE IT RIGHT. 882 00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:31,481 I SUGGEST YOU DO. 883 00:42:31,514 --> 00:42:34,518 OKAY, WE HAVE AN ESCAPEE IN THE VICINITY. 884 00:42:35,518 --> 00:42:36,420 WE NEED TO NAIL THIS BUM. 885 00:42:36,453 --> 00:42:37,354 HE ANSWERS TO BOBBY. 886 00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:41,223 HE'S, UH, 5'9", BROWN HAIR, BROWN EYES. 887 00:42:41,257 --> 00:42:42,626 [CLEARS THROAT] EXCUSE ME. 888 00:42:42,659 --> 00:42:44,227 PERP'S DOCTOR. 889 00:42:44,260 --> 00:42:46,730 RIGHT, YOUR BOBBY'S DOCTOR. CAN I SEE SOME ID? 890 00:42:51,835 --> 00:42:53,704 THIS IS A LOSING TICKET FROM THE DOG TRACK! WHAT-- 891 00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:56,406 WHO ARE YOU TWO AND WHY ARE YOU HERE? 892 00:42:56,439 --> 00:42:59,710 WE ARE MENTALLY ILL AND SIMPLY OUT FOR A STROLL. 893 00:43:05,782 --> 00:43:07,351 WE HAVE TO GET THAT MACHINE. 894 00:43:11,254 --> 00:43:13,089 OH LOOK, OVER THERE! 895 00:43:16,359 --> 00:43:18,194 BOBBY! ARE YOU OKAY? 896 00:43:18,228 --> 00:43:22,265 [LAUGHING] HI! HI! I WANNA GO HOME. 897 00:43:22,298 --> 00:43:23,232 OKAY, LET'S GO. 898 00:43:23,266 --> 00:43:24,801 NO! NO! NO! 899 00:43:24,834 --> 00:43:31,174 [MIXED CHATTER] 900 00:43:31,207 --> 00:43:32,576 LET'S FOLLOW THEM. 901 00:43:53,463 --> 00:43:54,564 WHAT DO WE DO? 902 00:43:54,597 --> 00:43:56,533 WE HAVE THEM RIGHT WHERE WE WANT THEM. 903 00:43:56,566 --> 00:43:57,768 BUT HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT? 904 00:43:57,801 --> 00:43:59,569 THEY'VE GOT THE KID, THEY'VE GOT THE MACHINE, 905 00:43:59,602 --> 00:44:00,770 WE'VE GOT NOTHING. 906 00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:03,273 JUST LOOK IN THE BACK. 907 00:44:03,306 --> 00:44:06,643 YEAH, I WENT TO THE STORE, GET IT? 908 00:44:06,676 --> 00:44:08,712 YEAH, YOU'RE PRETTY AND YOU'RE SMART. 909 00:44:08,745 --> 00:44:11,181 AWW, YOU'RE JUST SLOW. 910 00:44:11,214 --> 00:44:12,649 THANK YOU. -YEAH, SLOW. 911 00:44:12,682 --> 00:44:13,651 WHAT? 912 00:44:16,553 --> 00:44:17,453 GREAT. 913 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:20,390 WE'LL KNOCK EM OUT AND GRAB THE BIG BABY. 914 00:44:21,624 --> 00:44:23,359 OH, OH! CAREFUL, CAREFUL! 915 00:44:23,393 --> 00:44:25,362 IT'S EXPANDED AROUND HIM. 916 00:44:25,395 --> 00:44:27,364 WELL, DON'T WE HAVE TO GET IT OFF OF HIM? 917 00:44:28,732 --> 00:44:30,634 MAYBE NOT. 918 00:44:30,667 --> 00:44:32,335 I NEED TO REFER TO MY BOOK, 919 00:44:32,368 --> 00:44:35,105 REVERSING THE AGE OF MOLECULAR STRUCTURES. 920 00:44:35,138 --> 00:44:36,540 I BET THAT WAS A REAL BEST SELLER. 921 00:44:36,573 --> 00:44:38,075 I HEARD THAT. 922 00:44:38,108 --> 00:44:39,543 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, KID? 923 00:44:39,576 --> 00:44:42,079 ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AROUND YOU. 924 00:44:42,112 --> 00:44:43,447 IT'S JUST A LITTLE CHAOS. 925 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,615 I DON'T DO CHAOS, I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG 926 00:44:45,648 --> 00:44:47,117 IN MY LIFE. 927 00:44:47,150 --> 00:44:48,552 WHY DO YOU NEED TO BE SO PERFECT JUST ALL THE TIME? 928 00:44:48,585 --> 00:44:50,754 BECAUSE I WANT A FUTURE. 929 00:44:50,787 --> 00:44:52,122 WHAT KIND OF FUTURE DO YOU WANT? 930 00:44:52,155 --> 00:44:53,557 POLITICS. 931 00:44:53,590 --> 00:44:55,058 YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BAG THAN THAT. 932 00:44:55,091 --> 00:44:56,058 OKAY, HERE IT IS. 933 00:44:56,092 --> 00:44:59,196 I HAVE TO REVERSE THE POLARITIES AT HALF THE 934 00:44:59,229 --> 00:45:02,265 SPEED IN AN ADVANCIUM MODE. 935 00:45:02,298 --> 00:45:04,734 AND THEN THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE I FORGOT. 936 00:45:04,768 --> 00:45:07,137 UMM... YEAH, WELL, WE GOT IT. 937 00:45:07,170 --> 00:45:09,573 JASON, GIVE ME A HAND. 938 00:45:09,606 --> 00:45:11,141 OKAY? ALRIGHT. 939 00:45:11,174 --> 00:45:14,077 WE HAVE TO RESET THE DEVICE SO WE'RE GONNA TURN 940 00:45:14,110 --> 00:45:17,047 THE DIALS AT THE PRECISE MOMENT TOGETHER. 941 00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,015 GRANDPA, I COULD HELP. 942 00:45:19,048 --> 00:45:21,218 SWEETHEART, WE CAN'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES. 943 00:45:21,251 --> 00:45:24,688 RIGHT, AND I'M COMPLETELY INCAPABLE. 944 00:45:24,721 --> 00:45:25,689 NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 945 00:45:25,722 --> 00:45:28,325 IT'S FINE, I KNOW WHEN I'M NOT NEEDED WHICH IS 946 00:45:28,358 --> 00:45:30,293 BASICALLY ALL THE TIME. 947 00:45:30,326 --> 00:45:31,261 AVERY. 948 00:45:31,294 --> 00:45:33,029 JUST DON'T WORRY ABOUT HER, SHE'LL BE FINE. 949 00:45:33,062 --> 00:45:35,232 YEAH, BUT I DO WORRY. 950 00:45:35,265 --> 00:45:36,633 ALL THE TIME. 951 00:45:40,136 --> 00:45:41,205 [DOOR CLOSES] 952 00:45:45,241 --> 00:45:47,311 UNBELIEVABLE. 953 00:45:50,313 --> 00:45:51,414 YOU IDIOT! 954 00:45:51,447 --> 00:45:53,483 YOU RUINED MY SHOES! 955 00:45:53,516 --> 00:45:55,285 COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT THE SHOES? 956 00:45:55,318 --> 00:45:56,820 YOU KNOW, WHEN WE GET THAT MACHINE YOU CAN BUY 957 00:45:56,853 --> 00:45:58,054 THE WHOLE PRADA LINE. 958 00:45:58,087 --> 00:45:59,456 OH, GOOD POINT. 959 00:45:59,489 --> 00:46:00,490 LET'S FACE IT, YOU DON'T HAVE MANY OF THOSE COMING 960 00:46:00,523 --> 00:46:02,392 OUT OF YOUR PIEHOLE. 961 00:46:02,425 --> 00:46:04,728 NOW, LET'S SEE IF IT WORKS. 962 00:46:05,628 --> 00:46:07,564 HOW WILL WE KNOW IF IT WORKS? 963 00:46:07,597 --> 00:46:09,099 LET'S SEE... 964 00:46:09,132 --> 00:46:11,434 [SPRAYING] 965 00:46:11,467 --> 00:46:12,569 GREAT. 966 00:46:16,172 --> 00:46:17,374 WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? 967 00:46:17,407 --> 00:46:18,608 STOP NAPPING ON THE JOB. 968 00:46:18,641 --> 00:46:19,409 WHAT HAPPENED? 969 00:46:19,442 --> 00:46:21,445 LET'S GO GAS THEM. 970 00:46:23,413 --> 00:46:24,648 DID YOU GAS ME? 971 00:46:24,681 --> 00:46:26,483 YEAH, SO? 972 00:46:26,516 --> 00:46:28,585 NOTHING. JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION BETWEEN TWO 973 00:46:28,618 --> 00:46:30,654 ADULTS WHO LOVE EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW, 974 00:46:30,687 --> 00:46:31,922 HUSBAND AND WIFE BANTER. 975 00:46:31,955 --> 00:46:35,424 IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'M GONNA EMPTY THIS TANK UP YOUR NOSE. 976 00:46:35,458 --> 00:46:36,726 NO, I WOULDN'T WAKE UP FROM THAT. 977 00:46:36,759 --> 00:46:40,430 OH, GOD, WHY DO I HAVE A THING FOR STUPID MEN? 978 00:46:40,463 --> 00:46:41,631 PROBABLY BECAUSE YOUR FATHER'S A MORON. 979 00:46:41,664 --> 00:46:43,567 I MEAN, IF YOU LOOK AT YOUR CHILDHOOD, WHICH BY THE WAY, 980 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,268 WAS SO DISTURBING. I HAVEN'T-- 981 00:46:45,301 --> 00:46:46,536 SHUT-UP. 982 00:46:46,569 --> 00:46:49,038 NOW TURN ON THE TANK AND DO IT SLOWLY. 983 00:46:49,072 --> 00:46:50,207 WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO THEM? 984 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:52,575 THEY'LL BE LIKE KNOCKED OUT FOR THIRTY MINUTES OR SO. 985 00:46:52,609 --> 00:46:54,344 IT'S A GOOD THING WE DIDN'T GET THE POISON GAS. 986 00:46:54,377 --> 00:46:57,413 YEAH, NO. I WANTED TO GET THAT, BUT IT'S SO EXPENSIVE. 987 00:46:57,447 --> 00:46:59,583 WHAT? -WHAT? 988 00:46:59,616 --> 00:47:03,187 [GAS LEAKING] 989 00:47:05,088 --> 00:47:06,389 ALRIGHT, YOU READY? 990 00:47:06,422 --> 00:47:09,693 OKAY, THIS IS PRECISE, YOU CAN'T MAKE A MISTAKE. 991 00:47:09,726 --> 00:47:11,228 RIGHT. -ALRIGHT. 992 00:47:11,261 --> 00:47:16,299 ON MY COUNT OF THREE WE TURN THE DIALS VERY SLOWLY. 993 00:47:16,332 --> 00:47:18,268 OKAY, SO IS IT ON THREE OR AFTER THREE? 994 00:47:18,301 --> 00:47:19,336 WHAT? 995 00:47:19,369 --> 00:47:21,004 IS IT ONE, TWO, THREE AND THEN TURN? 996 00:47:21,037 --> 00:47:24,741 OR IS IT ONE, TWO, AND THEN ON THREE, YOU DO THE BIG TURN? 997 00:47:24,774 --> 00:47:26,176 THAT ONE. -GOT IT. 998 00:47:26,209 --> 00:47:27,644 GOOD. -ON THREE! 999 00:47:27,677 --> 00:47:30,547 I'M SO WHIPPED. I GOTTA LIE DOWN. 1000 00:47:34,117 --> 00:47:34,885 [SNORING] 1001 00:47:34,918 --> 00:47:37,487 OKAY, HERE WE GO. ARE YOU READY? 1002 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:40,057 JA... JA... 1003 00:47:44,060 --> 00:47:46,630 OH DEAR, OH DEAR. 1004 00:47:49,799 --> 00:47:51,101 [THUD] 1005 00:47:58,074 --> 00:47:59,276 YUCK. 1006 00:48:03,546 --> 00:48:05,716 QUIT FOOLING AROUND. -I'M NOT. 1007 00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:09,319 HE'S DEAD WEIGHT. 1008 00:48:09,352 --> 00:48:12,288 [MUFFLED CHATTER] 1009 00:48:12,322 --> 00:48:15,258 [GRUNTING] 1010 00:48:15,291 --> 00:48:16,493 OW! HIS TONGUE! IT'S IN MY EAR. 1011 00:48:16,526 --> 00:48:19,562 GET HIM OFF ME! GET HIM OFF ME! 1012 00:48:19,595 --> 00:48:21,665 STOP ACTING LIKE A BOOB AND HELP ME! 1013 00:48:21,698 --> 00:48:25,669 HE'S HEAVY. IT'S LIKE HE'S GOT ROCKS IN HIS POCKET. 1014 00:48:25,702 --> 00:48:26,370 [ROCKS DROPPING] 1015 00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:28,638 IT'S CAUSE HE DOES. -WHAT? 1016 00:48:29,539 --> 00:48:30,640 GET HIM UP. 1017 00:48:30,673 --> 00:48:36,446 [GRUNTING] 1018 00:48:39,515 --> 00:48:42,085 CLOSE THE DOOR. CLOSE THE DOOR. 1019 00:48:42,118 --> 00:48:43,420 I'M EXHAUSTED. 1020 00:48:45,755 --> 00:48:50,660 OH, ZAC! OH, ZAC EFRON! YES, YES... 1021 00:48:50,693 --> 00:48:52,595 I WILL MARRY YOU. 1022 00:48:52,628 --> 00:48:54,765 [SNORING] 1023 00:48:58,134 --> 00:48:59,202 LET'S GO. -THE TANK. 1024 00:48:59,235 --> 00:49:00,236 FORGET THE TANK. 1025 00:49:00,269 --> 00:49:01,437 I PUT A DEPOSIT DOWN ON THAT TANK. 1026 00:49:01,470 --> 00:49:03,973 IN A FEW HOURS, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO BUY ANY TANK YOU WANT. 1027 00:49:04,007 --> 00:49:04,908 JUST FORGET IT. 1028 00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:06,076 I'M NOT GONNA BUY A TANK WITH MY MONEY. 1029 00:49:06,109 --> 00:49:07,277 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BUY? 1030 00:49:07,310 --> 00:49:10,080 NEW SHOES, NEW CAR, NEW HUSBAND. 1031 00:49:10,113 --> 00:49:12,448 OH YEAH, WELL, MAYBE I'LL JUST GO OUT AND BUY A NEW WIFE. 1032 00:49:12,482 --> 00:49:13,450 [LAUGHS] THERE'S NOT ENOUGH MONEY 1033 00:49:13,483 --> 00:49:14,417 IN THE WORLD FOR THAT. 1034 00:49:14,450 --> 00:49:15,685 OH YEAH, YOU'RE REAL FUNNY. 1035 00:49:15,718 --> 00:49:17,020 I AM, I THINK SO. 1036 00:49:17,053 --> 00:49:19,323 [MOCKING] OH, I AM, I THINK SO. 1037 00:49:20,189 --> 00:49:23,660 LOOK, I'M TIRED OF BEING TREATED... 1038 00:49:23,693 --> 00:49:27,130 LIKE A LITTLE KID. GUYS? 1039 00:49:32,235 --> 00:49:33,370 GUYS! 1040 00:49:36,205 --> 00:49:37,341 BOBBY. 1041 00:49:38,107 --> 00:49:39,276 OH, WHERE'S BARKLEY? 1042 00:49:51,054 --> 00:49:54,157 THEY GASSED THEM. 1043 00:49:54,190 --> 00:49:55,759 BARKLEY, I HOPE THIS WORKS OUT. 1044 00:50:06,269 --> 00:50:08,337 [PHONE RINGING] 1045 00:50:09,572 --> 00:50:10,440 AVERY. 1046 00:50:10,473 --> 00:50:11,474 HI, MOM. 1047 00:50:11,507 --> 00:50:13,243 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 1048 00:50:13,276 --> 00:50:15,544 I TRIED CALLING GRANDPA, BUT HE DIDN'T ANSWER. 1049 00:50:15,578 --> 00:50:17,814 YEAH, THEY WENT ON A HIKE. 1050 00:50:17,847 --> 00:50:19,215 A HIKE? 1051 00:50:19,248 --> 00:50:20,650 YEAH. 1052 00:50:20,683 --> 00:50:21,751 WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU GO? 1053 00:50:21,784 --> 00:50:23,720 UH, WELL-- 1054 00:50:23,753 --> 00:50:26,156 DON'T TELL ME, YOU'D MISSED ONE OF YOUR CARTOONS. 1055 00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:28,258 UGH! HONEY, YOU KNOW... 1056 00:50:28,291 --> 00:50:30,527 YOU REALLY NEED TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. 1057 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,729 I JUST DON'T GET THIS BABY THING WITH YOU. 1058 00:50:32,762 --> 00:50:35,131 RIGHT. I'M WORKING ON IT, MOM. 1059 00:50:35,164 --> 00:50:36,433 WELL, YOU NEED TO. 1060 00:50:36,466 --> 00:50:37,634 I THINK YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS. 1061 00:50:37,667 --> 00:50:38,735 OF WHAT? 1062 00:50:38,768 --> 00:50:42,072 WELL, WHEN JASON CAME ALONG, HE WAS SO INDEPENDENT 1063 00:50:42,105 --> 00:50:43,340 THAT YOU WERE STILL THE BABY. 1064 00:50:43,373 --> 00:50:47,377 BUT WHEN BOBBY CAME ALONG, YOU WEREN'T THE LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE. 1065 00:50:47,410 --> 00:50:49,178 REALLY, MOM? LECTURE NOW? 1066 00:50:49,212 --> 00:50:51,347 WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS WHEN I GET BACK. 1067 00:50:51,380 --> 00:50:54,184 OKAY. LOOK, MOM, I NEED TO GO. I'M A LITTLE TIED UP. 1068 00:50:54,217 --> 00:50:57,287 SAY HELLO TO SPONGEBOB, BYE. 1069 00:50:58,454 --> 00:51:01,525 I'M TRYING TO SAVE MY BROTHER. WHAT DOES SHE WANT FROM ME? 1070 00:51:02,458 --> 00:51:03,259 I'LL SHOW HER. 1071 00:51:03,292 --> 00:51:04,627 RIGHT, BARKLEY? 1072 00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:11,067 [PHONE RINGING] 1073 00:51:11,100 --> 00:51:13,136 HEY, HEY, HEY! 1074 00:51:13,169 --> 00:51:14,104 YOU'RE WELCOME. 1075 00:51:18,474 --> 00:51:19,809 HEY, WE GOT ANYTHING ON THAT GUY? 1076 00:51:19,842 --> 00:51:21,344 GEEZ. 1077 00:51:21,377 --> 00:51:24,080 NO. NOTHING IN THE DATABASE, NOTHING ON FINGERPRINTS. 1078 00:51:24,113 --> 00:51:25,080 WELL, DID YOU DO A FACIAL MATCH? 1079 00:51:25,114 --> 00:51:26,816 I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW, IT'S A BIG, FAT ZERO. 1080 00:51:26,849 --> 00:51:28,718 THE GUY'S A GHOST. 1081 00:51:28,751 --> 00:51:30,386 BOY, WE'VE STEPPED IN IT THIS TIME. 1082 00:51:30,419 --> 00:51:31,788 OH, I WOULDN'T REALLY GO THAT FAR. 1083 00:51:31,821 --> 00:51:34,424 OH, JILES, COME ON. WE'VE STUMBLED UPON A BIG FISH. 1084 00:51:34,457 --> 00:51:37,560 SAYLES, THE GUY TRIED TO STEAL SOME CAKE AND SOME PENNIES. 1085 00:51:37,593 --> 00:51:39,495 YEAH, HE'S SMART, HE'S REALLY SMART. 1086 00:51:39,529 --> 00:51:40,697 OH, OH, GETTING ARRESTED IT SMART? 1087 00:51:40,730 --> 00:51:42,665 LAST TIME I CHECKED, THERE WEREN'T A LOT OF SMART PEOPLE 1088 00:51:42,698 --> 00:51:43,833 IN JAIL. -EXACTLY. 1089 00:51:43,866 --> 00:51:45,835 HE'S PROVING HOW SMART HE IS BY GETTING OUT FROM JAIL 1090 00:51:45,868 --> 00:51:46,669 RIGHT FROM UNDER OUR NOSES. 1091 00:51:46,702 --> 00:51:47,903 OH, OUR NOSES? 1092 00:51:47,937 --> 00:51:50,373 NO, I THINK YOU MEAN YOUR NOSE BECAUSE WELL, YOU LOST HIM. 1093 00:51:50,406 --> 00:51:51,507 OKAY. 1094 00:51:51,541 --> 00:51:53,443 CLEARLY, HE WAS SPECIALLY TRAINED AND I WAS NO MATCH 1095 00:51:53,476 --> 00:51:54,677 FOR HIS ELITE ATTACK METHODS. 1096 00:51:54,710 --> 00:51:55,578 RING AROUND THE ROSIE? 1097 00:51:55,611 --> 00:51:57,313 THAT... THAT'S AN ELITE ATTACK METHOD? 1098 00:51:57,346 --> 00:51:59,849 OKAY, HE DISARMED ME WITH A CHARMING CHILDREN'S SONG 1099 00:51:59,882 --> 00:52:01,451 AND THEN, WHAM! 1100 00:52:01,484 --> 00:52:03,052 NEVER SAW IT COMING. 1101 00:52:03,085 --> 00:52:04,220 YOU KNOW, I HAVE A THEORY. 1102 00:52:04,253 --> 00:52:04,754 WHAT? 1103 00:52:04,787 --> 00:52:05,955 MAYBE HE'S A BUM. 1104 00:52:05,988 --> 00:52:08,790 JILES, YOU'RE THINKING SMALL, OKAY? YOU GOTTA THINK BIG. 1105 00:52:08,824 --> 00:52:10,660 WE ARE AT THE TIP OF SOMETHING BIG. 1106 00:52:10,693 --> 00:52:12,362 THIS GUY, HE'S THE MASTER MIND. 1107 00:52:12,395 --> 00:52:14,797 I CATCH HIM, IT'S PROMOTION. 1108 00:52:14,830 --> 00:52:15,731 REALLY? 1109 00:52:15,765 --> 00:52:17,200 OH YEAH, I GOTTA MAKE A NAME FOR MYSELF. 1110 00:52:17,233 --> 00:52:18,401 I WANNA MAKE CHIEF SOMEDAY. 1111 00:52:18,434 --> 00:52:20,203 OH, AND AND CATCHING RING AROUND THE ROSIE, 1112 00:52:20,236 --> 00:52:21,270 THAT'S YOUR TICKET? 1113 00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:23,773 YES, JILES, YOU'LL SEE. 1114 00:52:23,806 --> 00:52:25,508 OH, I CAN'T WAIT. 1115 00:52:25,541 --> 00:52:27,177 YUP. 1116 00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:29,445 THE GHOST IS GONNA TAKE ME TO THE TOP. 1117 00:52:29,478 --> 00:52:32,015 OH, THIS IS GONNA BE A DISASTER. 1118 00:52:34,750 --> 00:52:35,718 WHERE ARE WE GOING NOW? 1119 00:52:35,751 --> 00:52:37,187 TO GET OUR PAYOFF. -FROM WHO? 1120 00:52:37,220 --> 00:52:39,689 DON'T YOU WORRY, I KNOW JUST THE GUY. 1121 00:52:39,722 --> 00:52:42,625 YOU BETTER OR YOU'RE TOAST. 1122 00:52:42,658 --> 00:52:44,493 I NEED MY MONEY. -I LOVE YOU. 1123 00:52:44,527 --> 00:52:45,562 UHHH. 1124 00:52:45,595 --> 00:52:47,797 OH MY GOODNESS! -GET HIM OFF OF ME! 1125 00:52:47,830 --> 00:52:49,265 I CAN'T DRIVE WITH HIM DOING THAT. 1126 00:52:49,298 --> 00:52:50,600 WILL YOU BUCKLE UP? -WOULD YOU MAN UP? 1127 00:52:51,834 --> 00:52:54,470 [LAUGHING] LET'S GET THAT MONEY! 1128 00:52:54,503 --> 00:52:57,140 [LAUGHING] 1129 00:52:57,173 --> 00:52:58,107 MONEY! 1130 00:53:02,511 --> 00:53:04,014 WHAT ARE WE DOING UP HERE? 1131 00:53:05,615 --> 00:53:07,283 WHY AM I TALKING TO MYSELF? 1132 00:53:08,284 --> 00:53:09,186 OH MY... 1133 00:53:11,087 --> 00:53:11,788 WAKE UP YOU IDIOT! 1134 00:53:11,821 --> 00:53:12,755 WAKE UP. [INDISTINCT MUMBLING] 1135 00:53:12,788 --> 00:53:14,290 GOOD MORNING. 1136 00:53:14,323 --> 00:53:15,391 IT'S NOT MORNING. 1137 00:53:15,424 --> 00:53:16,793 WHAT... WHAT HAPPENED? 1138 00:53:16,826 --> 00:53:18,161 I THINK WE WERE KNOCKED OUT. 1139 00:53:18,194 --> 00:53:19,562 YOU DON'T SAY STUPID. 1140 00:53:19,595 --> 00:53:20,296 WHERE'S BOBBY? 1141 00:53:20,329 --> 00:53:21,530 I DON'T KNOW. 1142 00:53:21,564 --> 00:53:24,133 ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA, I'M GONNA CHECK THE BACKYARD. 1143 00:53:24,166 --> 00:53:25,335 [INDISTINCT MUMBLING] 1144 00:53:26,736 --> 00:53:28,705 AVERY? 1145 00:53:28,738 --> 00:53:29,705 GREAT. 1146 00:53:31,540 --> 00:53:33,543 [PHONE RINGING] 1147 00:53:33,576 --> 00:53:34,811 AVERY, WHERE ARE YOU? 1148 00:53:34,844 --> 00:53:35,812 I DON'T KNOW. 1149 00:53:35,845 --> 00:53:37,212 WHERE ARE YOU? 1150 00:53:37,246 --> 00:53:39,215 I'M IN THE BACK OF A PICKUP. -WHAT? 1151 00:53:39,248 --> 00:53:42,485 LOOK, THESE TWO PEOPLE GASSED OUR HOUSE AND TOOK BOBBY. 1152 00:53:42,518 --> 00:53:44,454 I SNUCK ON THE BACK OF THEIR PICKUP. 1153 00:53:45,755 --> 00:53:48,625 UH, OKAY YOU'RE ROUNDING BENSON DRIVE. 1154 00:53:48,658 --> 00:53:49,792 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 1155 00:53:49,825 --> 00:53:51,394 I'M TRACKING YOU ON MY GPS. 1156 00:53:51,427 --> 00:53:52,628 I TURNED MY GPS OFF. 1157 00:53:52,662 --> 00:53:55,531 YEAH, WELL, I TURNED IT BACK ON. I GOTTA KEEP TABS ON YOU. 1158 00:53:55,564 --> 00:53:56,799 WHY? 1159 00:53:56,832 --> 00:53:59,134 IT'S A LOT EASIER TO BORROW YOUR CLOTHES WHEN YOU'RE NOT HOME. 1160 00:53:59,168 --> 00:54:00,336 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1161 00:54:00,369 --> 00:54:03,273 YOU HAVE A LOT MORE GENEROUS CLOTHES ALLOWANCE THAN I DO. 1162 00:54:03,306 --> 00:54:05,541 OKAY, WHATEVER, LOOK I NEED HELP HERE. 1163 00:54:05,574 --> 00:54:06,610 OKAY, WE'RE ON OUR WAY. 1164 00:54:10,780 --> 00:54:11,514 WHAT, WAS THAT AVERY? 1165 00:54:11,547 --> 00:54:12,315 YEAH, YEAH. 1166 00:54:12,348 --> 00:54:13,383 OKAY, WHERE ARE THEY? 1167 00:54:13,416 --> 00:54:14,251 RIGHT HERE. 1168 00:54:15,584 --> 00:54:16,752 YEAH. -OKAY, ALRIGHT, LET'S GO. 1169 00:54:16,786 --> 00:54:18,188 COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. -OKAY. 1170 00:54:22,625 --> 00:54:24,093 TAKE A RIGHT HERE. 1171 00:54:24,126 --> 00:54:26,129 OKAY, OKAY, I SEE IT, I SEE IT. 1172 00:54:26,162 --> 00:54:28,163 I DON'T GET IT. WHY WOULD THEY WANT BOBBY? 1173 00:54:28,197 --> 00:54:29,398 CLEARLY INDUSTRIAL SPIES. 1174 00:54:29,432 --> 00:54:33,202 YEAH, THEY WANT ADVANCIUM AND THEY PROBABLY HAVE A BUYER. 1175 00:54:33,235 --> 00:54:35,305 SO THEY CLEARLY DON'T CARE ABOUT BOBBY. 1176 00:54:35,338 --> 00:54:38,575 HEY, HEY! DON'T GO TO A DARK PLACE. THINK POSITIVE! 1177 00:54:39,642 --> 00:54:44,279 [JAZZ MUSIC] 1178 00:54:44,313 --> 00:54:46,582 HEY, I'VE GOT A CCTV HIT FROM THE PARK. 1179 00:54:46,615 --> 00:54:48,151 ON OUR GUY? 1180 00:54:48,184 --> 00:54:50,120 YUP, AND LOOK WHO HE'S WITH. 1181 00:54:52,822 --> 00:54:54,490 CALAMITY KANE. I DON'T KNOW THE OTHERS. 1182 00:54:54,523 --> 00:54:56,092 THEY ARE BREAKING AND ENTERING AT TOYS R US, 1183 00:54:56,125 --> 00:54:57,627 ANOTHER ONE AT ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH 1184 00:54:57,660 --> 00:55:00,196 AND THIS SUSPECTED ONE AT MENCHIES YOGURT. 1185 00:55:00,229 --> 00:55:01,497 OKAY. 1186 00:55:01,530 --> 00:55:02,999 OKAY, LISTEN UP PEOPLE! 1187 00:55:03,032 --> 00:55:04,634 I WANNA KNOW THE WHEREABOUTS OF A CALAMITY KANE. 1188 00:55:04,667 --> 00:55:06,769 WE FIND HER, WE FIND OUR PERP. 1189 00:55:06,802 --> 00:55:08,538 SAYLES. 1190 00:55:08,571 --> 00:55:09,572 CAPTAIN. 1191 00:55:09,606 --> 00:55:12,108 YOU'RE USING ALL OUR ASSETS TO CAPTURE ONE MAN? 1192 00:55:12,141 --> 00:55:13,476 IT'S SOMETHING BIG THIS TIME. 1193 00:55:13,509 --> 00:55:15,211 MMM, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I HEARD THAT? 1194 00:55:15,244 --> 00:55:16,546 I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES. 1195 00:55:16,579 --> 00:55:19,582 YEAH, WELL, I CAN FEEL A WILD GOOSE CHASE. 1196 00:55:19,615 --> 00:55:20,816 HE ASSAULTED AN OFFICER. 1197 00:55:20,850 --> 00:55:23,553 UH HUH, AND IT'S ALREADY MADE IT ONTO THE WORLD WIDE WEB. 1198 00:55:23,586 --> 00:55:24,587 WHAT? 1199 00:55:24,620 --> 00:55:26,189 THAT'S RIGHT. SHOW HIM, JILES. 1200 00:55:27,189 --> 00:55:28,424 WHAT'S THIS... 1201 00:55:28,457 --> 00:55:30,159 SHOULD HE BE? -STEP ASIDE. 1202 00:55:30,192 --> 00:55:31,294 LISTEN UP. 1203 00:55:32,228 --> 00:55:36,065 [COUNTRY MUSIC] 1204 00:55:36,098 --> 00:55:45,441 [LAUGHTER] 1205 00:55:45,474 --> 00:55:48,277 WAIT, IT GETS BETTER, LOOK. 1206 00:55:48,310 --> 00:55:55,250 [LAUGHTER] 1207 00:55:55,284 --> 00:55:58,521 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, WHO DID THIS? 1208 00:55:58,554 --> 00:56:01,324 OKAY, I WILL FIGURE IT OUT. I HAVE A DETECTIVE SHIELD 1209 00:56:01,357 --> 00:56:04,160 AND I WILL DO SOME DETECTING AND WHEN I FIND OUT, IT WILL 1210 00:56:04,193 --> 00:56:06,162 NOT BE PRETTY. 1211 00:56:06,195 --> 00:56:08,731 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MAKING A FOOL OUT OF THIS DEPARTMENT. 1212 00:56:08,764 --> 00:56:10,266 ARE YOU CALLING ME FOOLISH? 1213 00:56:10,299 --> 00:56:11,467 YES. 1214 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:12,368 HE CALLED ME FOOLISH. 1215 00:56:12,401 --> 00:56:14,303 YEAH, WELL... 1216 00:56:14,336 --> 00:56:16,071 OKAY, YOU TWO JUST WAIT. I'M GONNA CATCH THIS GUY. 1217 00:56:16,105 --> 00:56:17,473 YOU'LL SEE. JUST WAIT. 1218 00:56:17,506 --> 00:56:19,174 ALRIGHT. 1219 00:56:19,208 --> 00:56:21,411 THAT BOY DOESN'T HAVE THE SENSE HE WAS BORN WITH. 1220 00:56:21,444 --> 00:56:23,312 YEAH, WELL, THAT'S A LITTLE HARSH. 1221 00:56:23,345 --> 00:56:25,548 [LAUGHS] I OUGHTA KNOW, HE'S MY SON. 1222 00:56:26,682 --> 00:56:29,519 THAT'S RIGHT, NEED ME TO PAINT YOUR PICTURE? 1223 00:56:29,552 --> 00:56:31,121 UH, NO. 1224 00:56:39,094 --> 00:56:40,997 [BRAKES SCREECHING] 1225 00:56:47,269 --> 00:56:49,337 GET HIM! -YOU GET HIM. 1226 00:56:49,371 --> 00:56:51,340 COME ON. -IT'S LIKE A LOG. 1227 00:56:51,373 --> 00:56:54,444 [MIXED GRUNTING] 1228 00:56:54,477 --> 00:56:56,578 WILL YOU HELP ME? HE'S HEAVY! 1229 00:56:56,612 --> 00:56:58,581 I'M DOING THIS IN HEELS, YOU MORON. 1230 00:57:04,753 --> 00:57:06,589 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 1231 00:57:06,622 --> 00:57:08,591 DON'T WORRY, BARKLEY. HE'LL BE OKAY. 1232 00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:12,729 COME ON. 1233 00:57:17,099 --> 00:57:19,035 PUT HIM ON THAT SEAT. -TURN AROUND. 1234 00:57:20,769 --> 00:57:21,638 DON'T MOVE. 1235 00:57:22,271 --> 00:57:24,674 SO, YOU'VE ACQUIRED ADVANCIUM? 1236 00:57:24,707 --> 00:57:26,142 YES, YES, WE HAVE. 1237 00:57:26,175 --> 00:57:27,710 VERY IMPRESSIVE. 1238 00:57:27,743 --> 00:57:30,546 YES, WELL, WE ARE VERY IMPRESSIVE PEOPLE. 1239 00:57:30,579 --> 00:57:33,783 [LAUGHING] [CHOKING] 1240 00:57:33,816 --> 00:57:34,517 YOU GONNA HELP HIM? 1241 00:57:34,550 --> 00:57:36,452 NO, MORE MONEY FOR ME REALLY. 1242 00:57:36,485 --> 00:57:38,087 [COUGHS] 1243 00:57:40,556 --> 00:57:44,126 THIS WILL BE NICE LITTLE SEVERANCE PACKAGE FOR YOU, OAFF. 1244 00:57:44,159 --> 00:57:46,462 THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT OF MONEY IN THIS FOR YOU. 1245 00:57:46,495 --> 00:57:48,598 CAN WE, UH, SEE IT? [LAUGHS] 1246 00:57:48,631 --> 00:57:50,132 SURE. 1247 00:57:50,165 --> 00:57:51,400 [BOBBY MUMBLING] 1248 00:57:51,433 --> 00:57:53,369 OH, WHO'S THIS GROGGY GUY? 1249 00:57:53,402 --> 00:57:57,507 OH, THIS ONE HE'S, UH, CARRYING THE DEVICE. 1250 00:58:00,709 --> 00:58:03,312 SO, WHAT'S THIS GONNA SET ME BACK? 1251 00:58:03,345 --> 00:58:06,381 OH, JUST A TEENCY WEENCY TEN MILLION DOLLARS. 1252 00:58:06,415 --> 00:58:08,683 [LAUGHTER] 1253 00:58:08,717 --> 00:58:11,020 TEN MILLION? -YES. 1254 00:58:11,053 --> 00:58:12,721 IS THAT ALL? -OR TWELVE? 1255 00:58:12,755 --> 00:58:14,390 HOW CAN YOU AFFORD THIS, MACON? 1256 00:58:14,423 --> 00:58:16,993 WELL, LET'S JUST SAY I KNOW PEOPLE WHO ARE VERY 1257 00:58:17,026 --> 00:58:19,261 INTERESTED IN ADVANCIUM. 1258 00:58:19,295 --> 00:58:21,297 THEY CARRY THAT IN THEIR BACK POCKET. 1259 00:58:21,330 --> 00:58:22,565 BIG POCKETS. 1260 00:58:22,598 --> 00:58:23,699 WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM OUT OF THERE. 1261 00:58:23,732 --> 00:58:25,401 WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME! 1262 00:58:25,434 --> 00:58:28,271 I'M SURE MY FRIENDS WILL HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT PRICE. 1263 00:58:29,672 --> 00:58:31,007 NOW'S OUR CHANCE. 1264 00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:32,509 BOBBY, BOBBY, BOBBY! 1265 00:58:33,609 --> 00:58:35,245 [BARKING] 1266 00:58:39,148 --> 00:58:40,249 WAS HE HIT BY LIGHTNING? 1267 00:58:40,282 --> 00:58:43,719 [LAUGHING] SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1268 00:58:43,752 --> 00:58:44,687 WE'VE GOTTA HIDE. 1269 00:58:47,723 --> 00:58:50,459 OKAY, SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MAKE A DEAL? 1270 00:58:50,492 --> 00:58:52,094 YES! -HMM? 1271 00:58:52,127 --> 00:58:53,229 LET'S DO IT. 1272 00:58:53,262 --> 00:58:54,630 THIS IS JUST A DOWN PAYMENT. 1273 00:58:54,663 --> 00:58:57,633 THE REST OF THE CASH IS JUST A PHONE CALL AWAY. 1274 00:58:57,666 --> 00:58:59,435 IT COULD BE HERE IN FIFTEEN MINUTES. 1275 00:58:59,468 --> 00:59:02,370 PERFECT. [LAUGHING] 1276 00:59:02,404 --> 00:59:05,007 WAIT, WHERE'S THE MERCHANDISE? 1277 00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:06,208 WHERE IS HE? -I DON'T KNOW. 1278 00:59:06,241 --> 00:59:08,978 GO! GO! GET! GET! 1279 00:59:14,083 --> 00:59:15,251 WHERE'S JASON? 1280 00:59:15,284 --> 00:59:17,253 I'M HERE, AND I'M GONNA GET YOU OUT OF THIS. 1281 00:59:17,286 --> 00:59:18,488 I FEEL FUNNY. 1282 00:59:22,157 --> 00:59:23,092 CALAMITY? 1283 00:59:23,125 --> 00:59:25,361 SHE'S ON! -OKAY, AVERY. 1284 00:59:25,394 --> 00:59:26,529 I'VE GOT BOBBY. 1285 00:59:26,562 --> 00:59:28,264 AVERY, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH MORE TIME. 1286 00:59:28,297 --> 00:59:29,732 HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE LEFT? 1287 00:59:31,367 --> 00:59:35,037 IF WE DON'T START THE REVERSAL PROCESS IN FIVE MINUTES, 1288 00:59:35,070 --> 00:59:37,773 BOBBY WILL PERMANENTLY BE A BIG BABY. 1289 00:59:37,806 --> 00:59:39,041 OKAY, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO? 1290 00:59:39,074 --> 00:59:41,344 JUST DON'T LOSE BOBBY, OKAY? 1291 00:59:41,377 --> 00:59:42,311 JUST WAIT FOR US. 1292 00:59:42,344 --> 00:59:43,779 GRANDPA, I CAN DO THIS. 1293 00:59:43,812 --> 00:59:45,781 SWEETHEART, THIS IS VERY DELICATE. 1294 00:59:45,814 --> 00:59:46,749 YOU CAN'T MESS THIS UP. 1295 00:59:46,782 --> 00:59:49,752 LOOK, I'M NOT THE ONE WHO GOT KNOCKED OUT. 1296 00:59:49,785 --> 00:59:50,720 I GOT HIM BACK. 1297 00:59:50,753 --> 00:59:53,522 SO PLEASE, JUST TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO. 1298 00:59:53,555 --> 00:59:55,124 OKAY. 1299 00:59:55,157 --> 00:59:57,326 ALRIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GOTTA DO. 1300 00:59:57,359 --> 01:00:01,430 TURN THE GREEN DIAL AND THE BLUE DIAL COUNTER CLOCKWISE 1301 01:00:01,463 --> 01:00:03,099 AT THE SAME TIME. 1302 01:00:03,132 --> 01:00:08,604 AND THEN YOU PRESS 34, 44, 27, 8. 1303 01:00:08,637 --> 01:00:12,808 IT'LL CYCLE THROUGH AND THEN PUSH THE RED BUTTON. 1304 01:00:12,841 --> 01:00:16,345 OKAY. BLUE AND GREEN COUNTER CLOCKWISE. 1305 01:00:16,378 --> 01:00:17,613 PERFECT. 1306 01:00:17,646 --> 01:00:21,250 34, 44, 27, 8. -THAT'S PERFECT. 1307 01:00:21,283 --> 01:00:22,218 AND THEN PUNCH THE RED BUTTON? 1308 01:00:22,251 --> 01:00:23,719 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S IT. 1309 01:00:23,752 --> 01:00:24,621 OKAY. 1310 01:00:27,322 --> 01:00:29,191 THERE THEY ARE! 1311 01:00:29,224 --> 01:00:30,059 I GOT A CRAMP! 1312 01:00:30,092 --> 01:00:31,761 BOBBY, RUN! 1313 01:00:31,794 --> 01:00:33,462 [YELLS] 1314 01:00:33,495 --> 01:00:35,297 IT'S A RACE! -YEAH, IT'S A RACE. 1315 01:00:35,330 --> 01:00:36,565 I'M GONNA BEAT YOU! -OKAY. 1316 01:00:36,598 --> 01:00:38,634 YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1317 01:00:38,667 --> 01:00:40,102 OH! 1318 01:00:40,135 --> 01:00:42,505 YOU NITWIT! I HATE YOU. 1319 01:00:44,873 --> 01:00:46,776 [DOG PANTING] 1320 01:00:46,809 --> 01:00:48,577 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 1321 01:00:48,610 --> 01:00:51,313 [YELLING] THE DOG'S PEEING ON ME. 1322 01:00:51,346 --> 01:00:57,553 THE DOG IS PEEING ON ME. THE DOG IS PEEING ON ME. 1323 01:00:58,587 --> 01:01:00,456 [BARKING] 1324 01:01:00,489 --> 01:01:01,724 GET... GET THEM! 1325 01:01:01,757 --> 01:01:04,593 ALRIGHT, YOU LITTLE WEASELS, WHERE ARE YOU? 1326 01:01:04,626 --> 01:01:06,595 YOU DON'T ACTUALLY THINK SHE'S GONNA ANSWER, DO YOU? 1327 01:01:06,628 --> 01:01:07,596 WHAT? 1328 01:01:07,629 --> 01:01:09,632 YOU'RE CHASING A GIRL YOU WANNA CAPTURE AND 1329 01:01:09,665 --> 01:01:11,400 YOU'RE ASKING WHERE SHE IS? 1330 01:01:11,433 --> 01:01:12,668 SHUT UP! GET THAT BABY! 1331 01:01:12,701 --> 01:01:13,602 YOU KNOW WHAT? GET OUT OF MY WAY! 1332 01:01:13,636 --> 01:01:16,105 JUST SPLIT UP. SPLIT! -NO, YOU SPLIT UP! 1333 01:01:17,139 --> 01:01:18,274 CALAMITY KANE'S PHONE IS ACTIVE. 1334 01:01:18,307 --> 01:01:19,341 YOU GOT A FIX? -YUP. 1335 01:01:19,374 --> 01:01:20,475 LET'S ROLL. -LET'S GO. 1336 01:01:22,277 --> 01:01:24,480 [SIRENS WAILING] 1337 01:01:24,513 --> 01:01:28,217 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 1338 01:01:28,250 --> 01:01:38,260 ♪ ♪ 1339 01:01:38,293 --> 01:01:48,337 ♪ ♪ 1340 01:01:48,337 --> 01:02:00,583 ♪ ♪ 1341 01:02:00,616 --> 01:02:01,551 COME ON, BOBBY. 1342 01:02:03,452 --> 01:02:04,487 HAND HIM OVER. 1343 01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:05,287 DROP DEAD. 1344 01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:06,589 GOTCHA. 1345 01:02:06,622 --> 01:02:07,522 FINALLY. 1346 01:02:07,556 --> 01:02:09,425 [BLOWING RASBERRIES] 1347 01:02:09,458 --> 01:02:10,626 AVERY, I'M SCARED. 1348 01:02:10,659 --> 01:02:11,894 [BARKING] DON'T BE, I'M HERE. 1349 01:02:11,927 --> 01:02:15,264 YOU'RE BIG SISTER'S NOT GONNA LET ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO YOU. 1350 01:02:15,297 --> 01:02:16,632 OKAY, HERE IT GOES. 1351 01:02:17,366 --> 01:02:19,602 NO, NO, WE'VE GOT YOU. STAY OUT OF THE WAY. 1352 01:02:20,769 --> 01:02:22,270 GET THAT MACHINE! 1353 01:02:22,304 --> 01:02:23,572 NO! 1354 01:02:23,605 --> 01:02:26,109 [GRUNTING] 1355 01:02:29,678 --> 01:02:31,147 WHAT DID YOU DO? 1356 01:02:31,180 --> 01:02:33,315 TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT THE WAY. 1357 01:02:33,348 --> 01:02:37,120 DO NOT TOUCH MY GRANDSON OR GRANDDAUGHTER. 1358 01:02:38,220 --> 01:02:40,256 IT'S TOO LATE. I DIDN'T DO IT IN TIME. 1359 01:02:40,289 --> 01:02:41,657 NO, YOU DID YOUR BEST. 1360 01:02:41,690 --> 01:02:43,526 I NEVER DO MY BEST AND YOU KNOW THAT. 1361 01:02:43,559 --> 01:02:46,128 OH, YOU'RE DR. MCSORLEY. 1362 01:02:46,161 --> 01:02:47,362 YES, I'M DR. MCSORLEY. 1363 01:02:47,396 --> 01:02:50,800 I'M THE OWNER OF ADVANCIUM AND THESE TWO TRIED TO STEAL IT. 1364 01:02:50,833 --> 01:02:53,469 [LAUGHING] 1365 01:02:53,502 --> 01:02:55,337 YOU STOLE IT? 1366 01:02:55,370 --> 01:02:57,807 STEALING, SUCH A HARSH WORD. 1367 01:02:57,840 --> 01:03:00,009 WE WERE EXPEDITING A DEAL FOR YOU. 1368 01:03:00,042 --> 01:03:01,677 EXACTLY! 1369 01:03:01,710 --> 01:03:03,712 [CLEARS THROAT] 1370 01:03:03,745 --> 01:03:05,681 OFFICERS, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 1371 01:03:05,714 --> 01:03:10,619 THESE TWO PEOPLE KIDNAPPED MY GRANDSON AND TRIED TO 1372 01:03:10,652 --> 01:03:12,155 STEAL MY INVENTION. 1373 01:03:14,423 --> 01:03:15,758 LOOK, A DUCK! 1374 01:03:15,791 --> 01:03:18,427 YA, NOT SO FAST. 1375 01:03:18,460 --> 01:03:22,198 OH, UM, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE! UM... 1376 01:03:22,231 --> 01:03:24,066 MY HUSBAND FORCED ME INTO THIS. 1377 01:03:24,099 --> 01:03:26,035 SEE, I'M SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER AND UH... 1378 01:03:26,068 --> 01:03:28,037 HE DRAGGED ME INTO THIS LIFE OF CRIME. 1379 01:03:28,070 --> 01:03:29,171 OH... -SHE'S LYING. 1380 01:03:29,204 --> 01:03:30,472 THERE, THERE. 1381 01:03:30,505 --> 01:03:31,473 YOU UNDERSTAND, RIGHT? 1382 01:03:31,506 --> 01:03:32,607 OH, TOTALLY! 1383 01:03:32,641 --> 01:03:33,275 GIVE ME THIS. 1384 01:03:33,309 --> 01:03:34,810 WHAT? NO, WAIT, HOLD ON. 1385 01:03:34,843 --> 01:03:37,312 ALRIGHT, LET'S WRAP THIS UP. 1386 01:03:37,346 --> 01:03:38,414 NO, LET GO OF HIM! 1387 01:03:38,447 --> 01:03:40,482 HEY, HEY! INTERFERE, YOU'RE GONNA BE IN CUFFS, TOO. 1388 01:03:40,515 --> 01:03:42,151 THAT'S MY BABY BROTHER. 1389 01:03:42,184 --> 01:03:42,952 RIGHT. 1390 01:03:42,985 --> 01:03:44,553 NO, NO, SHE'S TELLING THE TRUTH. 1391 01:03:44,586 --> 01:03:48,256 THIS DEVICE IS MINE IT ACCELERATES MOLECULES AND 1392 01:03:48,290 --> 01:03:49,658 IT TURNED HIM INTO A THIRTY YEAR OLD. 1393 01:03:49,691 --> 01:03:51,093 HE'S REALLY ONLY TWO. 1394 01:03:51,126 --> 01:03:52,227 OH, OKAY. 1395 01:03:52,261 --> 01:03:53,495 HEY, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR TOY BACK. TAKE IT TO THE NEXT 1396 01:03:53,528 --> 01:03:54,263 STAR TREK CONVENTION YOU'RE GOING TO. 1397 01:03:54,296 --> 01:03:55,129 LET'S GO. -NO, NO! 1398 01:03:55,163 --> 01:03:56,465 DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? 1399 01:03:56,498 --> 01:03:59,268 BOBBY. BOBBY, WE WILL FIGURE THIS OUT. 1400 01:03:59,301 --> 01:04:00,102 HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD LAWYER. 1401 01:04:00,135 --> 01:04:01,570 I DO. -MHM. 1402 01:04:01,603 --> 01:04:03,405 [SAD MUSIC] 1403 01:04:03,438 --> 01:04:04,340 [CRYING] 1404 01:04:04,373 --> 01:04:06,108 AW, AVERY. 1405 01:04:12,581 --> 01:04:13,549 BOBBY! 1406 01:04:14,783 --> 01:04:28,364 [POLICE RADIO] 1407 01:04:31,133 --> 01:04:32,801 BOBBY! 1408 01:04:32,834 --> 01:04:34,736 OH, WHAT HAVE I DONE? 1409 01:04:34,770 --> 01:04:37,439 YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 1410 01:04:37,472 --> 01:04:41,543 I'M TRYING TO GROW UP, IT JUST ISN'T WORKING. 1411 01:04:41,576 --> 01:04:42,678 AVERY! 1412 01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:53,155 SOMETHING WRONG? 1413 01:04:53,188 --> 01:04:54,123 THE WAVE FROM. 1414 01:04:54,156 --> 01:04:55,591 WHAT? 1415 01:04:55,624 --> 01:04:57,192 THE WAVE FORM. 1416 01:04:57,225 --> 01:04:58,560 WHAT ABOUT IT? 1417 01:04:58,593 --> 01:05:02,431 WHEN YOU ENGAGED THE ADVANCIUM, THE BIO WAVE HIT BOBBY. 1418 01:05:02,464 --> 01:05:03,632 BUT BOBBY'S STILL BIG. 1419 01:05:03,665 --> 01:05:06,368 OF COURSE! HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID? 1420 01:05:06,401 --> 01:05:07,602 WHAT? 1421 01:05:07,636 --> 01:05:11,373 DUE TO THE KREPNER MOLECULAR THEORY OF REVERSING POLARITIES, 1422 01:05:11,406 --> 01:05:14,109 IT TAKES LONGER FOR MOLECULES TO REVERSE 1423 01:05:14,142 --> 01:05:16,377 THEN FOR THEM TO MOVE FORWARD. 1424 01:05:16,411 --> 01:05:17,613 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1425 01:05:19,147 --> 01:05:22,284 YOU KNOW HOW IT TAKES SO LONG TO MICROWAVE A POTATO? 1426 01:05:22,317 --> 01:05:23,185 RIGHT, FOREVER. 1427 01:05:23,218 --> 01:05:26,087 OKAY, AND THEN THE CHEESE, IT'S A SNAP! 1428 01:05:26,121 --> 01:05:27,222 SURE. 1429 01:05:27,256 --> 01:05:30,158 OKAY, THAT'S BECAUSE MOLECULES SPEED UP AT DIFFERENT 1430 01:05:30,192 --> 01:05:35,030 RATES AND THEN THEY SLOW DOWN AT DIFFERENT RATES. 1431 01:05:35,063 --> 01:05:37,499 SO YOU'RE CALLING MY BROTHER A POTATO? 1432 01:05:37,532 --> 01:05:38,801 WELL, LOOSELY. 1433 01:05:38,834 --> 01:05:40,269 BUT HE'S GONNA BE OKAY. 1434 01:05:40,302 --> 01:05:43,672 BOBBY IS GONNA BE LITTLE BOBBY AGAIN. I PROMISE! 1435 01:05:43,705 --> 01:05:45,708 WELL, WE HAVE TO GET THE POLICE STATION. 1436 01:05:45,741 --> 01:05:46,675 COME ON, BARKLEY. -ALRIGHT. 1437 01:05:46,708 --> 01:05:47,542 [BARKING] 1438 01:05:47,576 --> 01:05:50,045 OKAY, YOU GOT MY KEYS? I GOT MY KEYS. 1439 01:05:50,078 --> 01:05:51,346 OKAY. ALRIGHT. 1440 01:05:53,148 --> 01:05:54,149 THAT'S IT, GET HIM IN. GET HIM IN. 1441 01:05:54,182 --> 01:05:56,151 LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO! 1442 01:06:05,761 --> 01:06:07,429 HEY, HOLD YOUR PANTS UP. NO FUNNY BUSINESS THIS TIME. 1443 01:06:07,462 --> 01:06:09,431 I'M NOT BEING FUNNY. 1444 01:06:09,464 --> 01:06:11,500 WHOA. 1445 01:06:11,533 --> 01:06:13,469 YOU'RE GON... YOU'RE GONNA TALK THIS TIME. 1446 01:06:13,502 --> 01:06:15,738 MY MOM SAID I WAS AN EARLY TALKER. 1447 01:06:15,771 --> 01:06:17,206 HEY, DON'T SMART WITH ME! 1448 01:06:17,239 --> 01:06:19,675 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR VOICE? JILES! 1449 01:06:19,708 --> 01:06:21,410 TAKE HIM. 1450 01:06:21,443 --> 01:06:23,045 [SNEEZE] OH MY GOD! 1451 01:06:23,078 --> 01:06:24,313 AW, JEEZ. 1452 01:06:24,346 --> 01:06:25,447 THIS IS NEW! 1453 01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:27,049 ALRIGHT, COME ON. 1454 01:06:27,082 --> 01:06:28,317 THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE. -GET HIM INTO THREE! 1455 01:06:28,350 --> 01:06:29,618 I CAN COUNT TO THREE. -OH, GOOD FOR YOU! 1456 01:06:29,651 --> 01:06:33,422 ONE, TWO... -EW! 1457 01:06:33,455 --> 01:06:34,356 I SEE YOU CAUGHT YOUR MAN. 1458 01:06:34,390 --> 01:06:37,125 YEAH, I'M TAKING HIM INTO INTERROGATION. 1459 01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:39,194 WELL, THEN YOU WON'T MIND IF I JOIN YOU. 1460 01:06:39,227 --> 01:06:40,662 NO, NOT AT ALL. 1461 01:06:40,695 --> 01:06:42,298 IT'S NOT GONNA COME OUT. 1462 01:06:43,498 --> 01:06:45,001 WE'RE CLOSED. 1463 01:06:47,402 --> 01:06:48,504 SIT HERE. 1464 01:06:51,740 --> 01:06:53,274 CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING. 1465 01:06:53,308 --> 01:06:56,445 OOH! CAP'N CRUNCH WITH CRUNCH BERRIES, PLEASE. 1466 01:06:56,478 --> 01:06:57,480 YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO. 1467 01:07:01,383 --> 01:07:04,053 BYE, BYE. 1468 01:07:06,621 --> 01:07:07,523 UH OH. 1469 01:07:08,423 --> 01:07:10,125 BOBBY DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD. 1470 01:07:12,461 --> 01:07:16,966 OH, BOY, I FEEL FUNNY. 1471 01:07:21,570 --> 01:07:23,038 I GOT HIM THIS TIME. 1472 01:07:23,071 --> 01:07:24,038 I HOPE SO. -YOU'LL BE IMPRESSED. 1473 01:07:24,072 --> 01:07:25,407 I'D BE HAPPY TO BE IMPRESSED. 1474 01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:26,608 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, 1475 01:07:26,641 --> 01:07:28,277 THIS BETTER BARE SOME FRUIT, DETECTIVE. 1476 01:07:28,310 --> 01:07:30,045 HEY, I KNOW A HARDENED CRIMINAL WHEN I SEE ONE. 1477 01:07:30,078 --> 01:07:32,415 WOW, THE PRESS MUST BE HAVING A GOOD DAY. 1478 01:07:33,381 --> 01:07:36,085 MAN, THATS NOT NOT HOW YOU EAT AN OREO COOKIE. 1479 01:07:37,619 --> 01:07:38,754 I GOT HIM RIGHT HERE. 1480 01:07:40,722 --> 01:07:42,391 WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE. 1481 01:07:43,792 --> 01:07:45,294 WHO ARE YOU? 1482 01:07:45,327 --> 01:07:46,695 I'M BOBBY. 1483 01:07:46,728 --> 01:07:48,430 I TWO. 1484 01:07:48,463 --> 01:07:51,066 THIS IS YOUR HARDENED CRIMINAL? 1485 01:07:51,099 --> 01:07:52,468 YOU ARE NOT BOBBY. 1486 01:07:53,602 --> 01:07:56,205 [STUTTERING] YES, I MEAN NO. 1487 01:07:56,238 --> 01:07:58,607 SO, YOU'RE GONNA INTERROGATE A TWO YEAR OLD? 1488 01:07:58,640 --> 01:07:59,540 JILES! 1489 01:08:01,143 --> 01:08:03,011 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO PUT BOBBY IN HERE. 1490 01:08:03,044 --> 01:08:04,312 I DID. 1491 01:08:04,346 --> 01:08:06,148 WELL, OBVIOUSLY YOU DIDN'T BECAUSE THAT'S NOT HIM. 1492 01:08:06,181 --> 01:08:08,550 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. SO YOU LOST THE PRISONER AGAIN, PATROLMAN? 1493 01:08:08,583 --> 01:08:09,418 DETECTIVE. 1494 01:08:09,451 --> 01:08:11,420 OH, NO, NO, PATROLMAN. 1495 01:08:11,453 --> 01:08:12,521 YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE, SIR. 1496 01:08:12,554 --> 01:08:13,689 TELL IT TO YOUR MOTHER. 1497 01:08:13,722 --> 01:08:14,723 MAYBE I WILL! 1498 01:08:14,756 --> 01:08:16,358 OOH, CRY BABY! 1499 01:08:18,493 --> 01:08:19,995 SQUEALER! 1500 01:08:20,028 --> 01:08:21,730 THAT'S THE WORST CASE OF SHOWBOATING I'VE EVER SEEN. 1501 01:08:21,763 --> 01:08:22,663 IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 1502 01:08:22,698 --> 01:08:24,633 OH, SO IT'S SOME KIND OF PRACTICAL JOKE. 1503 01:08:24,666 --> 01:08:26,435 IF IT WAS WOULD IT GO DOWN BETTER FOR ME? 1504 01:08:26,468 --> 01:08:27,568 NO. 1505 01:08:27,602 --> 01:08:28,769 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THE KID? 1506 01:08:28,803 --> 01:08:31,540 FIND SOMEBODY RESPONSIBLE TO TAKE CARE OF IT. THANK YOU. 1507 01:08:35,176 --> 01:08:36,545 [MUMBLING] OKAY. 1508 01:08:37,779 --> 01:08:40,082 EVERY TIME, BOSS, EVERY TIME. 1509 01:08:46,121 --> 01:08:47,089 BOBBY. 1510 01:08:48,055 --> 01:08:50,358 AVERY, YOU FIXED ME. 1511 01:08:50,392 --> 01:08:52,995 I TOLD YOU YOU'D BE OKAY. 1512 01:08:53,428 --> 01:08:57,299 OKAY, I THINK IT'S TIME TO GET BOBBY HOME. 1513 01:08:58,399 --> 01:09:00,236 COME ON, COME ON. -MAMA. 1514 01:09:10,145 --> 01:09:10,846 WAIT, AM I SEEING THIS RIGHT? 1515 01:09:10,879 --> 01:09:13,081 AVERY MARBLES, ARE YOU COOKING? 1516 01:09:13,113 --> 01:09:15,116 ANYTHING FOR MY LITTLE BROTHER. 1517 01:09:18,053 --> 01:09:21,523 I CAN'T POSSIBLY... NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1518 01:09:21,555 --> 01:09:23,625 I CANNOT POSSIBLY SELL YOU ADVANCIUM. 1519 01:09:23,658 --> 01:09:25,160 IT'S FAR TOO DANGEROUS. 1520 01:09:25,193 --> 01:09:28,197 NO, NO, NO. IT HAS SERIOUS IMPLICATIONS 1521 01:09:28,229 --> 01:09:32,033 THAT I WAS NOT EXACTLY AWARE OF. 1522 01:09:32,067 --> 01:09:34,502 NO, NO, I'M TELLING YOU NO! 1523 01:09:34,536 --> 01:09:40,175 WELL, IF YOU WANNA COME OVER THE ANSWER IS GONNA BE THE SAME. 1524 01:09:40,207 --> 01:09:41,176 NO. 1525 01:09:42,611 --> 01:09:43,745 OKAY. 1526 01:09:43,778 --> 01:09:45,447 YOU'RE GIVING UP A LOT, GRANDPA. 1527 01:09:47,048 --> 01:09:50,419 WELL, I LEARNED A TOUGH LESSON TODAY. 1528 01:09:50,452 --> 01:09:54,389 A LESSON THAT THE WORLD DOES NOT HAVE TO LEARN THE HARD WAY. 1529 01:09:54,422 --> 01:09:56,424 WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA TELL MOM AND DAD? 1530 01:09:56,458 --> 01:09:58,192 DON'T WORRY. DON'T WORRY! 1531 01:09:58,226 --> 01:10:02,231 NOW, THIS HAS BEEN ALL MY FAULT AND I WILL FACE THE MUSIC. 1532 01:10:03,331 --> 01:10:04,199 WE'RE BACK. 1533 01:10:04,232 --> 01:10:05,500 HI, DAD! -HEY! 1534 01:10:05,533 --> 01:10:07,369 HI! [LIPS SMACKING] 1535 01:10:07,402 --> 01:10:09,271 HI! -HOW WAS VENTURA? 1536 01:10:09,304 --> 01:10:11,740 BOBBY! [MUMBLING] 1537 01:10:11,773 --> 01:10:13,508 IT WAS GOOD! IT WAS INCREDIBLE! RIGHT, HONEY? 1538 01:10:13,541 --> 01:10:17,379 I SLEPT AND ATE AND SLEPT AND ATE. 1539 01:10:17,412 --> 01:10:19,315 THAT'S WHAT YOU DO HERE. 1540 01:10:21,383 --> 01:10:24,586 OH, I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK, I'M GOING TO BED NOW. 1541 01:10:24,619 --> 01:10:26,088 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? 1542 01:10:26,121 --> 01:10:27,756 UH, WHAT? 1543 01:10:27,789 --> 01:10:29,691 WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM? 1544 01:10:29,724 --> 01:10:31,627 OH, UH, NOTHING. NOTHING. 1545 01:10:31,660 --> 01:10:33,362 UH, ACTUALLY THOUGH, I DID... 1546 01:10:33,395 --> 01:10:36,398 I DID WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 1547 01:10:36,431 --> 01:10:42,370 UMM... WHILE YOU WERE GONE, WE HAD A LITTLE HICCUP. 1548 01:10:42,404 --> 01:10:44,373 LITTLE HICCUP. -A HICCUP? 1549 01:10:44,406 --> 01:10:45,474 A HICCUP. 1550 01:10:46,475 --> 01:10:50,679 YOU SEE, I DEVELOPED A MACHINE THAT CAN ADVANCE 1551 01:10:50,712 --> 01:10:54,616 THE AGE OF MOLECULES AND I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED BOBBY 1552 01:10:54,649 --> 01:10:56,818 INTO A THIRTY YEAR OLD MAN. 1553 01:10:56,851 --> 01:11:01,322 AND HE WAS ARRESTED, AND WE GOT HIM BACK, AND REVERSED HIM, 1554 01:11:01,356 --> 01:11:04,360 AND I'M SORRY, AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 1555 01:11:05,226 --> 01:11:09,298 [HEAVY LAUGHTER] 1556 01:11:09,331 --> 01:11:10,399 OKAY! -DAD. 1557 01:11:10,432 --> 01:11:14,202 [LAUGHING] YOU'RE HILARIOUS. 1558 01:11:14,235 --> 01:11:15,771 THAT WAS A GOOD ONE, SIMON. 1559 01:11:15,804 --> 01:11:17,740 [DEEP SIGH] I'M GONNA HIT THE SACK. 1560 01:11:21,509 --> 01:11:23,612 [INAUDIBLE BABY TALK] 1561 01:11:23,645 --> 01:11:25,414 YOU WANNA GO TELL THE BIG BABY STORY? 1562 01:11:25,447 --> 01:11:28,583 LET'S GO PLAY! I'LL GO TELL YOU THE BIG BABY STORY, OKAY? 1563 01:11:28,616 --> 01:11:30,319 OKAY. -LET'S GO! BYE, GUYS. 1564 01:11:30,352 --> 01:11:32,421 AVERY'S PUTTING BOBBY TO SLEEP? 1565 01:11:32,454 --> 01:11:34,523 APPARENTLY, SO. 1566 01:11:34,556 --> 01:11:36,692 WELL, THAT'S SO UN-AVERY. 1567 01:11:36,725 --> 01:11:40,162 WELL, I THINK SHE'S GONE THROUGH A GROWTH SPURT. 1568 01:11:41,596 --> 01:11:44,398 YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY SLICK, DON'T YOU, DAD? 1569 01:11:44,432 --> 01:11:45,333 YES, I DO. 1570 01:11:45,367 --> 01:11:48,737 HMM, YOU'RE SHOWING ME UP IN PARENTING. 1571 01:11:48,770 --> 01:11:50,472 I INVENTED IT. 1572 01:11:51,539 --> 01:11:54,209 OUR LITTLE GIRL'S GROWING UP. -MM-HMM. 1573 01:11:54,242 --> 01:11:55,377 [SIGHS] 1574 01:11:55,410 --> 01:11:58,480 THE BIG, FAT BABY STORY. [LAUGHS] 1575 01:11:58,513 --> 01:12:00,782 YOU USED TO TELL IT TO ME WHEN I WAS A KID. 1576 01:12:00,815 --> 01:12:02,584 IT'S A CLASSIC. -HMM. 1577 01:12:02,617 --> 01:12:06,088 [PHONE BUZZING] 1578 01:12:10,058 --> 01:12:11,326 SIMON. 1579 01:12:11,359 --> 01:12:13,695 UNDERBRUNTER, I TOLD YOU I'M NOT SELLING IT TO YOU. 1580 01:12:13,728 --> 01:12:14,730 I DON'T WANT YOU TO. 1581 01:12:14,763 --> 01:12:16,231 WHAT? 1582 01:12:16,264 --> 01:12:18,767 WE NEED A GENIUS LIKE YOU WORKING IN THE COMPANY. 1583 01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:23,338 I'M OFFERING YOU A HALF A MILLION DOLLARS CONTRACT A YEAR. 1584 01:12:23,371 --> 01:12:27,609 IF I TOLD YOU ONCE. I... 1585 01:12:27,642 --> 01:12:30,278 I'M SORRY, DID YOU SAY A HALF A MILLION A YEAR? 1586 01:12:30,311 --> 01:12:31,279 YES! 1587 01:12:31,312 --> 01:12:33,115 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 1588 01:12:33,148 --> 01:12:34,149 I'M IN! 1589 01:12:34,182 --> 01:12:36,451 ALRIGHT, SEE YOU AT EIGHT O'CLOCK. 1590 01:12:36,484 --> 01:12:37,486 [LAUGHING] 1591 01:12:37,519 --> 01:12:39,287 I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! 1592 01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:40,589 WELL, YOU SHOULD BE. 1593 01:12:40,622 --> 01:12:43,592 NOW, I DO HAVE ONE THING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 1594 01:12:43,625 --> 01:12:44,526 WHAT? 1595 01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:48,230 I CHARGE $2.50 AN HOUR FOR BABYSITTING. 1596 01:12:48,263 --> 01:12:50,165 WAIT A SECOND! -NOW, THERE WERE THREE CHILDREN. 1597 01:12:50,198 --> 01:12:51,666 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY YOU'RE GONNA BE MAKING NOW? 1598 01:12:51,699 --> 01:12:53,469 THAT'S $7.50 AN HOUR. -FORGET IT! 1599 01:12:57,305 --> 01:13:01,376 THERE ONCE WAS A BABY THAT WEIGHED EIGHT HUNDRED POUNDS. 1600 01:13:01,409 --> 01:13:04,545 IT WAS THE BIGGEST BABY IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 1601 01:13:04,579 --> 01:13:06,581 ONE NIGHT, HIS PARENTS WANTED TO GO OUT TO DINNER. 1602 01:13:06,614 --> 01:13:08,717 SO THEY HAD TO HIRE A BABYSITTER, 1603 01:13:08,750 --> 01:13:11,286 BUT THE BABY-SITTER DIDN'T WANNA DO IT. 1604 01:13:11,319 --> 01:13:13,255 BUT THEY OFFERED HER EIGHT HUNDRED DOLLARS, 1605 01:13:13,288 --> 01:13:14,623 A DOLLAR FOR EACH POUND. 1606 01:13:14,656 --> 01:13:16,258 WHICH WAS A PRETTY GOOD DEAL. 1607 01:13:17,525 --> 01:13:20,394 UGH, IT SMELLS LIKE PEE IN HERE. 1608 01:13:20,428 --> 01:13:21,797 YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR PANTS. 1609 01:13:21,830 --> 01:13:23,598 [SCOFFS] HOW DARE YOU! 1610 01:13:23,631 --> 01:13:27,369 I PRIDE MYSELF ON MY PERSONAL HYGENE UNLIKE YOURSELF. 1611 01:13:27,402 --> 01:13:28,537 UH, WHATEVER. 1612 01:13:28,570 --> 01:13:30,572 YOU KNOW, THERE'S ONE GOOD THING ABOUT BEING ARRESTED. 1613 01:13:30,605 --> 01:13:32,174 OH, OH, REALLY? AND WHAT'S THAT? 1614 01:13:32,207 --> 01:13:33,608 YEAH, I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOU ANYMORE. 1615 01:13:33,641 --> 01:13:35,744 NO, NO, NO! SEE, IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND. 1616 01:13:35,777 --> 01:13:37,746 OH, KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT. 1617 01:13:37,779 --> 01:13:40,682 YOU KNOW, THE WAY YOU EAT, YOU CHEW WITH YOU MOUTH OPEN 1618 01:13:40,715 --> 01:13:43,618 AND ALL THAT STUFF COMES FLYING OUT. IT'S DISGUSTING! 1619 01:13:43,651 --> 01:13:46,354 OH, SPEAKING OF DISGUSTING, YOU THINK IT'S A THRILL 1620 01:13:46,387 --> 01:13:49,090 SLEEPING NEXT TO YOU? I HAD TO BUY A BLOODY GAS MASK. 1621 01:13:49,123 --> 01:13:50,625 YEAH, I KNOW. MY PLAN WORKED. 1622 01:13:50,658 --> 01:13:52,060 I WANTED YOU OUT OF MY BED. 1623 01:13:52,093 --> 01:13:53,695 OH, YOUR PLAN? OH, OKAY, YEAH. 1624 01:13:53,728 --> 01:13:54,796 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1625 01:13:54,829 --> 01:13:56,030 PRISON IS GOING TO BE GREAT. 1626 01:13:56,064 --> 01:13:59,468 I'LL BE RUNNING THIS PLACE IN NO TIME. YOU MARK MY WORDS. 1627 01:13:59,501 --> 01:14:01,102 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT. 1628 01:14:01,135 --> 01:14:02,204 YOU'RE GONNA GET OWNED. 1629 01:14:02,237 --> 01:14:03,371 [LAUGHTER] 1630 01:14:03,404 --> 01:14:04,339 YOU KNOW, PRISON'S GONNA SUIT ME JUST FINE. 1631 01:14:04,372 --> 01:14:06,542 FREE MEALS AND I DONT HAVE TO GO TO WORK. 1632 01:14:16,451 --> 01:14:17,453 MAMA. 1633 01:14:20,455 --> 01:14:24,492 [UPBEAT STEEL DRUM MUSIC] 1634 01:14:24,526 --> 01:14:34,536 ♪ ♪ 1635 01:14:34,569 --> 01:14:44,613 ♪ ♪ 1636 01:14:44,613 --> 01:14:54,623 ♪ ♪ 1637 01:15:38,232 --> 01:15:41,169 [HIGH-PITCHED POP MUSIC] 1638 01:15:41,202 --> 01:15:51,212 ♪ ♪ 1639 01:15:51,245 --> 01:16:01,223 ♪ ♪ 1640 01:16:01,223 --> 01:16:11,233 ♪ ♪ 1641 01:18:03,745 --> 01:18:04,746 [CAMERA BEEPS] 1642 01:18:04,779 --> 01:18:06,614 [INAUDIBLE CAMERA DIRECTION] 1643 01:18:06,647 --> 01:18:09,350 MOM, CAN YOU MAKE ME SOME EGGS? 1644 01:18:09,383 --> 01:18:11,086 AND CAN I HAVE MINE SCRAMBLED? 1645 01:18:11,119 --> 01:18:12,087 MMM, NAH, HMM. 1646 01:18:12,120 --> 01:18:13,688 MOM, CAN YOU MAKE ME SOME EGGS? 1647 01:18:13,721 --> 01:18:15,322 AND CAN I HAVE MINE SCRAMBLED? 1648 01:18:15,356 --> 01:18:16,724 NO, ACTUALLY AN OMELETTE. 1649 01:18:17,692 --> 01:18:19,627 [LAUGHING] THIS LINE. I'M SORRY. 1650 01:18:19,660 --> 01:18:22,564 CAN YOU MAKE ME SOME EGGS? AND CAN I HAVE MINE SCRAMBLED? 1651 01:18:22,597 --> 01:18:24,733 NO, ACTUALLY AN OMELETTE. 1652 01:18:24,766 --> 01:18:26,668 [LAUGHING] 1653 01:18:26,701 --> 01:18:28,670 YOU HAD IT. -I SAID ALL-MITT. 1654 01:18:28,703 --> 01:18:29,504 [CAMERA BEEPS] 1655 01:18:29,537 --> 01:18:31,239 UH, YEAH, HE'S CARRYING THE DEVICE. 1656 01:18:31,272 --> 01:18:32,540 [BOBBY MUMBLING] 1657 01:18:32,573 --> 01:18:34,609 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MAKE A DEAL? 1658 01:18:34,642 --> 01:18:36,376 YES! 1659 01:18:36,410 --> 01:18:38,513 [BOBBY MAKING NOISES] 1660 01:18:38,546 --> 01:18:40,148 OKAY, TURN HIS NOSE. 1661 01:18:40,181 --> 01:18:41,316 [BABY NOISES] 1662 01:18:41,349 --> 01:18:44,786 [LAUGHTER] 1663 01:18:44,819 --> 01:18:46,287 YOU DID GOOD, TIM. YOU HELD IN THERE. 1664 01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:47,722 OH! -SLICK. 1665 01:18:47,755 --> 01:18:50,258 I KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS THE NOSE BIT THAT GETS ME. 1666 01:18:50,291 --> 01:18:51,092 [CAMERA BEEPS] 1667 01:18:51,125 --> 01:18:55,096 [COUNTRY MUSIC] 1668 01:18:55,129 --> 01:19:05,073 ♪ ♪ 1669 01:19:05,106 --> 01:19:15,150 ♪ ♪ 1670 01:19:15,150 --> 01:19:25,160 ♪ ♪ 1671 01:20:09,804 --> 01:20:13,241 [JAZZ MUSIC] 1672 01:20:13,274 --> 01:20:23,284 ♪ ♪ 1673 01:20:23,317 --> 01:20:33,361 ♪ ♪ 1674 01:20:33,361 --> 01:20:43,371 ♪ ♪ 111476