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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:33,417 --> 00:02:36,718 Narrator: In 1804, president thomas jefferson 2 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,353 Commissioned meriweather lewis and william clark 3 00:02:39,355 --> 00:02:43,590 To explore the vast, uncharted territories of the northwest. 4 00:02:43,592 --> 00:02:47,860 What most people don't know is there was a second expedition, 5 00:02:47,862 --> 00:02:49,194 Led by 2 other men, 6 00:02:49,196 --> 00:02:51,596 Men that may not have possessed the courage, 7 00:02:51,598 --> 00:02:54,498 Vision, or intelligence of lewis and clark, 8 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:57,033 But men nonetheless. 9 00:02:57,035 --> 00:02:59,335 Their story, such as it is, 10 00:02:59,337 --> 00:03:02,471 Begins in arlington, virginia. 11 00:03:17,785 --> 00:03:20,285 Yaah! It'll take more... 12 00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:21,986 Than a couple of fops... 13 00:03:21,988 --> 00:03:25,222 To take me down! I tell you-- 14 00:03:25,224 --> 00:03:28,391 I hope satan himself burns the flesh 15 00:03:28,393 --> 00:03:30,459 From your miserable bones! 16 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:33,094 Good god, lady. 17 00:03:33,096 --> 00:03:37,097 Get your hands off me! 18 00:03:37,099 --> 00:03:40,100 Leave me alone! 19 00:03:55,882 --> 00:03:57,715 Faster, man, faster! 20 00:03:57,717 --> 00:03:59,083 But not too fast! 21 00:03:59,085 --> 00:04:00,717 As much haste as possible 22 00:04:00,719 --> 00:04:03,419 While maintaining a tolerable level of comfort. 23 00:04:03,421 --> 00:04:07,156 A man's life is at stake. Ah-ah! 24 00:04:07,158 --> 00:04:10,526 On march 25, 1804, 25 00:04:10,528 --> 00:04:13,862 Bartholomew hunt, a tracker employed by 26 00:04:13,864 --> 00:04:16,464 The army of the united states of america, 27 00:04:16,466 --> 00:04:19,266 Was found guilty of drunken and disorderly conduct 28 00:04:19,268 --> 00:04:20,467 In the presence of an officer. 29 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:24,937 Then later, he forced that officer to waltz with him 30 00:04:24,939 --> 00:04:26,805 Through a crowded mess hall. 31 00:04:31,977 --> 00:04:34,077 Have you anything to say? 32 00:04:34,079 --> 00:04:36,546 Yes, i do. 33 00:04:36,548 --> 00:04:40,882 When i am dead and have passed on to the next world, 34 00:04:40,884 --> 00:04:45,753 I want you to lower me from these gallows and... 35 00:04:45,755 --> 00:04:48,522 Kiss my hairy buttocks! 36 00:04:48,524 --> 00:04:51,391 Hang him! Hang him! 37 00:04:51,393 --> 00:04:53,192 Hang him! Hang him! 38 00:04:53,194 --> 00:04:55,160 Hang him, then shoot him! 39 00:05:00,866 --> 00:05:02,765 Hang him! Hang him! 40 00:05:02,767 --> 00:05:05,234 Hang him! Hang him! 41 00:05:05,236 --> 00:05:09,604 May god have mercy on this man. 42 00:05:11,941 --> 00:05:13,040 Aah! 43 00:05:13,042 --> 00:05:14,408 Oh! 44 00:05:14,409 --> 00:05:15,775 Out of the way! Get back. Get back. 45 00:05:15,778 --> 00:05:18,612 Out of the way. Get back. Out of the way. 46 00:05:20,549 --> 00:05:23,449 I have a stay of execution 47 00:05:23,451 --> 00:05:25,918 Signed by president jefferson himself! 48 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,287 See? He signed it right here. 49 00:05:28,289 --> 00:05:30,956 "thomas jefferson"! 50 00:05:34,061 --> 00:05:35,026 Sorry. 51 00:05:35,028 --> 00:05:37,028 Thank you. 52 00:05:37,964 --> 00:05:39,763 oh, god! 53 00:05:39,765 --> 00:05:42,866 Mr. Hunt, i plan on being the first man 54 00:05:42,868 --> 00:05:44,367 To map a route to the pacific, 55 00:05:44,369 --> 00:05:47,236 But i require an expert guide. 56 00:05:47,238 --> 00:05:50,439 You wanted a tracker, why'd you choose me? 57 00:05:50,441 --> 00:05:52,774 Why didn't you get william clark? 58 00:05:52,776 --> 00:05:54,776 Don't you think i tried? 59 00:05:54,778 --> 00:05:55,610 Oh. 60 00:05:55,612 --> 00:05:57,845 Meriweather lewis beat me to him. 61 00:05:57,847 --> 00:05:59,246 I'm sick to death of those two! 62 00:05:59,248 --> 00:06:01,848 Lewis and clark this, lewis and clark that! 63 00:06:01,850 --> 00:06:03,883 Well, we'll see who talks about them 64 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:05,451 After we beat them to the pacific. 65 00:06:05,453 --> 00:06:08,020 We'll see who gets invited to the finest parties. 66 00:06:08,022 --> 00:06:11,023 We'll see who parlays their accomplishments 67 00:06:11,025 --> 00:06:13,959 Into a political career. 68 00:06:13,961 --> 00:06:16,127 When the history books are written, 69 00:06:16,129 --> 00:06:18,796 Lewis and clark will be but a footnote to a footnote, 70 00:06:18,798 --> 00:06:23,534 And i, sir, will be the note! 71 00:06:26,772 --> 00:06:28,371 My hands will grow rough, 72 00:06:28,373 --> 00:06:30,273 My teeth may yellow, 73 00:06:30,274 --> 00:06:32,174 I might even experience a soreness in the joints. 74 00:06:32,176 --> 00:06:35,210 Yes, this mission will be a treacherous one, 75 00:06:35,212 --> 00:06:38,063 Make no mistake. 76 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,915 We will face danger from savages and from bears. 77 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:41,715 Oh. 78 00:06:41,717 --> 00:06:43,516 These bears are wild, mind you, 79 00:06:43,518 --> 00:06:47,519 Not trained carnival bears with... 80 00:06:47,521 --> 00:06:49,120 Little hats. 81 00:06:49,122 --> 00:06:50,888 Sounds exhilarating, sir. 82 00:06:50,890 --> 00:06:53,056 Few men would have the courage 83 00:06:53,058 --> 00:06:56,042 For such an endeavor. 84 00:06:56,043 --> 00:06:59,027 I'm not afraid, mr. Burr. My mind will protect me. 85 00:06:59,029 --> 00:07:01,496 I'm a man of science, a man of learning, 86 00:07:01,498 --> 00:07:04,866 A man who knows how to buy the finest books. 87 00:07:04,868 --> 00:07:06,500 Fear will be our breakfast 88 00:07:06,502 --> 00:07:09,870 And stark, raving terror our daily luncheon. 89 00:07:09,872 --> 00:07:12,605 Eh, mr. Hunt? 90 00:07:14,508 --> 00:07:15,974 Mr. Hunt? 91 00:07:15,976 --> 00:07:20,444 I'd be more worried about the indians than the bears. 92 00:07:20,446 --> 00:07:22,746 It's common knowledge 93 00:07:22,747 --> 00:07:25,047 That when the savages capture a white man, 94 00:07:25,050 --> 00:07:28,651 They will split open his head, pick out his brains, 95 00:07:28,653 --> 00:07:33,888 And eat them with a crudely-fashioned fork. 96 00:07:33,890 --> 00:07:35,155 So... 97 00:07:35,157 --> 00:07:38,858 Have you witnessed such atrocities? 98 00:07:38,860 --> 00:07:43,295 I've, uh, seen the forks. 99 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:54,272 You look like a man who appreciates good whiskey. 100 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:58,341 Uh, thank you, sir, but i fear inebriation 101 00:07:58,343 --> 00:08:00,609 May cause me to forget my manners 102 00:08:00,611 --> 00:08:02,143 In such fine company. 103 00:08:02,145 --> 00:08:05,613 Good god, i'm not talking about getting blind drunk. 104 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:08,082 I just meant for you to have a taste. 105 00:08:08,084 --> 00:08:10,284 Well, then... 106 00:08:10,286 --> 00:08:13,153 A taste it shall be. 107 00:08:20,461 --> 00:08:22,360 Ahh...Ha ha! 108 00:08:22,362 --> 00:08:24,161 Not bad. 109 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:29,498 How about you get your own bottle? 110 00:08:34,337 --> 00:08:38,371 Whoa-oa-oap! 111 00:08:43,644 --> 00:08:45,561 Good morning. 112 00:08:45,562 --> 00:08:47,479 I had jonah put you in here last night. 113 00:08:47,481 --> 00:08:50,248 It seemed a barn was the only suitable place 114 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:51,749 For a man in your condition. 115 00:08:51,751 --> 00:08:56,152 I think there was something wrong with that whiskey. 116 00:08:56,154 --> 00:08:58,587 My head is splittin' open. 117 00:08:58,589 --> 00:09:01,423 I'm surprised you're hung over at all, 118 00:09:01,425 --> 00:09:02,590 Considering the amount 119 00:09:02,592 --> 00:09:05,326 You regurgitated into the harpsichord. 120 00:09:05,328 --> 00:09:09,329 oh, god. 121 00:09:09,531 --> 00:09:13,966 Look, um, sorry about that. 122 00:09:14,301 --> 00:09:17,135 I'd better go now. 123 00:09:17,537 --> 00:09:18,536 Mr. Hunt, mr. Hunt. 124 00:09:18,538 --> 00:09:20,738 I cannot go on this journey without you. 125 00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:23,040 I'm offering you a full partnership. 126 00:09:23,042 --> 00:09:25,509 What do you think of that? 127 00:09:25,511 --> 00:09:28,612 I think it ain't worth the spit you wasted saying it. 128 00:09:28,614 --> 00:09:33,316 I'm also willing to pay you $100. 129 00:09:37,254 --> 00:09:38,620 200. 130 00:09:38,622 --> 00:09:40,121 125. 131 00:09:40,123 --> 00:09:41,789 150. 132 00:09:41,791 --> 00:09:44,358 Deal. 133 00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:48,161 Ha ha ha! Great things are in store for us! 134 00:09:48,163 --> 00:09:51,464 Soon our names will be on the lips of... 135 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:54,834 Well, on a great many influential lips. 136 00:09:56,003 --> 00:09:57,836 Are you listening, mr. Hunt? 137 00:09:57,838 --> 00:09:59,671 Mr. Hunt? 138 00:09:59,673 --> 00:10:01,339 Ah. 139 00:10:03,042 --> 00:10:07,110 I believe those pigs would prefer their privacy. 140 00:10:07,112 --> 00:10:12,314 Hell, paid good money to see this onstage in louisville. 141 00:10:12,316 --> 00:10:14,482 Of course, there, the pigs were dressed 142 00:10:14,484 --> 00:10:16,750 Like the king and queen of france. 143 00:10:16,752 --> 00:10:22,155 Ah, costumes. Legitimate theater. 144 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,667 I'm looking for leslie edwards. 145 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:36,834 I am leslie edwards. 146 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:40,071 My name's jackson. It's been my lifelong dream 147 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,373 To see the pacific ocean before i die. 148 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,807 Please take me with you. 149 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,708 An old bag of bones like you 150 00:10:45,710 --> 00:10:48,210 Wouldn't make it 100 yards upriver. 151 00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:52,313 On my worst day, i could still beat the stuffing outta you, 152 00:10:52,315 --> 00:10:54,315 You puffed-up crow's cock. 153 00:10:54,317 --> 00:10:55,749 No, you couldn't. 154 00:10:55,751 --> 00:10:59,018 I know. Please take me with you. 155 00:10:59,020 --> 00:11:00,786 I must see the pacific. 156 00:11:00,788 --> 00:11:03,255 Can you deny an old man his dream? 157 00:11:03,257 --> 00:11:05,857 I cannot, and i will not. 158 00:11:05,859 --> 00:11:09,493 Jackson, you may accompany us. 159 00:11:09,495 --> 00:11:11,228 Horse's ass. 160 00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:12,128 Turd. 161 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,129 Help us load the boats. 162 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:17,099 Sorry, can't do. I'm an old man. 163 00:11:17,868 --> 00:11:21,835 Edwards, this man says you hired him as an interpreter. 164 00:11:21,837 --> 00:11:24,304 You must be guy fontenot. 165 00:11:24,306 --> 00:11:25,355 I am. 166 00:11:25,356 --> 00:11:26,405 It is my understanding you have mastered 167 00:11:26,408 --> 00:11:29,409 The languages of all the indigenous population 168 00:11:29,411 --> 00:11:31,377 From here to the pacific. 169 00:11:31,379 --> 00:11:33,045 Who told you this? 170 00:11:33,047 --> 00:11:35,480 Why, you did, in your letter. 171 00:11:35,482 --> 00:11:38,316 My letter. 172 00:11:38,318 --> 00:11:40,151 Ah, the letter. 173 00:11:40,153 --> 00:11:42,520 Yes. Then it is the truth. 174 00:11:42,522 --> 00:11:43,254 Wonderful. 175 00:11:43,256 --> 00:11:46,857 Which boat will we be in? 176 00:11:46,859 --> 00:11:47,691 We? 177 00:11:47,693 --> 00:11:49,959 Fontenot wants to bring his wife. 178 00:11:49,961 --> 00:11:51,093 I told him he can't. 179 00:11:51,095 --> 00:11:54,062 She's not my wife. Not my wife. 180 00:11:54,064 --> 00:11:58,366 I buy her. She belong to me as a property. 181 00:11:58,368 --> 00:12:01,936 Well, the distinction has been noted. 182 00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:04,672 Unfortunately, the boats have been fully loaded, 183 00:12:04,674 --> 00:12:08,275 And we haven't even taken on my hats and tea service. 184 00:12:08,277 --> 00:12:11,278 They say you can't come. 185 00:12:16,851 --> 00:12:18,984 You didn't let me finish. 186 00:12:18,986 --> 00:12:21,252 Certainly we can make room. 187 00:12:21,254 --> 00:12:24,288 I mean, who needs tea? 188 00:12:25,190 --> 00:12:26,989 Let it be known... 189 00:12:26,991 --> 00:12:31,659 That if i catch any man looking at her... 190 00:12:31,661 --> 00:12:34,228 I will gut him like a pig. 191 00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:39,732 Yes. I'll see if i can work that into my speech. 192 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,068 Hey! 193 00:12:44,070 --> 00:12:46,103 Uh-uh. 194 00:12:48,673 --> 00:12:51,306 Edwards: Father. 195 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,708 Dear lord in heaven... 196 00:12:54,710 --> 00:12:59,045 Bless us as we leave this christian world... 197 00:12:59,047 --> 00:13:01,097 And give us courage 198 00:13:01,098 --> 00:13:03,148 To bring your gospel of love and tolerance 199 00:13:03,151 --> 00:13:07,152 To the ignorant, godless savages who await us. 200 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:08,920 Amen. 201 00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,254 Amen. Amen. Amen. 202 00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,022 Amen. 203 00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:14,390 All right, let's go! 204 00:13:14,392 --> 00:13:17,059 Hold on, mr. Hunt. Hold on, everyone. 205 00:13:17,394 --> 00:13:19,260 I've prepared a short address 206 00:13:19,262 --> 00:13:21,662 To commemorate our embarkation. 207 00:13:21,664 --> 00:13:22,696 Here we go. 208 00:13:22,698 --> 00:13:24,497 Men, we are about to embark 209 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:28,901 On an unprecedented adventure to the great northwest. 210 00:13:28,903 --> 00:13:32,637 Unfortunately, lewis and clark have a 2-week head start, 211 00:13:32,639 --> 00:13:35,139 So time is of the essence. 212 00:13:35,141 --> 00:13:37,674 We will be pushing up the missouri-- 213 00:13:37,676 --> 00:13:39,976 What? Against the current? 214 00:13:39,978 --> 00:13:43,412 Mightn't it be easier to go down the mississippi 215 00:13:43,414 --> 00:13:44,980 Instead of up the missouri? 216 00:13:44,982 --> 00:13:46,982 Yes, it most certainly would be. 217 00:13:46,984 --> 00:13:50,051 We could go to new orleans instead. 218 00:13:50,053 --> 00:13:52,353 Ooh. 219 00:13:52,354 --> 00:13:54,654 Gentlemen, we have already been to new orleans. 220 00:13:54,657 --> 00:13:57,758 I've been to new orleans. It's wonderful. 221 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,059 I've been there as well. 222 00:13:59,061 --> 00:14:01,394 The food alone is worth the trip. 223 00:14:01,396 --> 00:14:04,597 The food. Sir, oh, the food! 224 00:14:04,599 --> 00:14:06,832 New orleans! New orleans! 225 00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:09,100 New orleans! New orleans! 226 00:14:09,102 --> 00:14:11,235 New orleans! New orleans! 227 00:14:11,237 --> 00:14:12,869 All right, fine! 228 00:14:12,871 --> 00:14:14,871 Any man who is too cowardly to share 229 00:14:14,873 --> 00:14:16,906 The greatest adventure in our young country's history 230 00:14:16,908 --> 00:14:20,409 And would rather experience the decadence of new orleans... 231 00:14:20,411 --> 00:14:23,278 Well, then go right ahead. 232 00:14:28,817 --> 00:14:31,783 Mr. Hunt, do something. 233 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:36,987 Next man who leaves for new orleans 234 00:14:36,989 --> 00:14:40,890 Will do so with a lead ball in his back! 235 00:14:40,892 --> 00:14:44,859 Need i remind you that you all have signed contracts? 236 00:14:44,861 --> 00:14:46,093 What about them? 237 00:14:46,095 --> 00:14:49,896 Well, they will be dealt with. 238 00:14:49,898 --> 00:14:51,697 By who? 239 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,966 All right, they escaped. 240 00:14:54,968 --> 00:14:57,902 Now, get in the boat! 241 00:14:59,205 --> 00:15:01,671 Everyone! 242 00:15:04,308 --> 00:15:07,208 Edwards: And so, our journey begins. 243 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,410 I believe the men and i share a tremendous sense 244 00:15:09,412 --> 00:15:13,680 Of excitement and anticipation for what lies ahead. 245 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,224 Thank you, higgins. 246 00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:28,559 Your music will be a welcome companion on our journey. 247 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:32,462 We will be following the map of trapper pierre leblanc 248 00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:36,332 Who explored the missouri in 1792. 249 00:15:36,334 --> 00:15:38,701 Hunt, you've traversed most of these territories. 250 00:15:38,703 --> 00:15:42,571 Tell the men what they might expect to encounter. 251 00:15:42,573 --> 00:15:44,990 Ok. 252 00:15:44,991 --> 00:15:47,408 Well, what i remember most were the animals. 253 00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:49,876 Ah, the animals. 254 00:15:51,946 --> 00:15:56,148 Fearsome beasts of the mountains and plains. 255 00:15:57,084 --> 00:15:59,717 I seen a bear so powerful 256 00:15:59,719 --> 00:16:03,020 That it snapped a man's body in half 257 00:16:03,022 --> 00:16:05,288 With its huge jaws. 258 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:12,727 I seen a badger with paws as big as frying pans. 259 00:16:12,729 --> 00:16:16,030 Now, that'd rip your face right off. Right off! 260 00:16:16,032 --> 00:16:19,199 There's nothing you can do with that! Just rip it off! 261 00:16:19,201 --> 00:16:23,669 Once there was a hawk that swooped down from the sky... 262 00:16:23,671 --> 00:16:26,371 Caw! Caw! Caw! 263 00:16:26,373 --> 00:16:29,874 And plucked a man's eyeballs out of his sockets. 264 00:16:29,876 --> 00:16:32,894 Ow! Aah! 265 00:16:32,895 --> 00:16:35,913 The fella was screaming, "i'm blind! I can't see! 266 00:16:35,915 --> 00:16:39,949 Oh, god! I can't get it off!" 267 00:16:39,951 --> 00:16:41,750 Twice when i was fishing-- 268 00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:42,984 Hunt! Hunt! Hunt! 269 00:16:42,986 --> 00:16:45,286 I think you're scaring the men. 270 00:16:45,288 --> 00:16:46,553 I think it's best they know. 271 00:16:46,555 --> 00:16:50,222 Gives a man courage to know what he's up against. 272 00:16:50,891 --> 00:16:53,491 There's an animal now! 273 00:17:06,004 --> 00:17:07,069 Ha ha ha! 274 00:17:07,071 --> 00:17:09,371 Kill it! 275 00:17:13,443 --> 00:17:16,143 We can't kill it! 276 00:17:16,145 --> 00:17:18,011 We're all dead! 277 00:17:18,013 --> 00:17:19,212 God save us! 278 00:17:19,214 --> 00:17:23,683 Hold your fire! Hold your fire! 279 00:17:28,956 --> 00:17:32,323 It's only a squirrel. 280 00:17:33,626 --> 00:17:36,093 He's got something in his hand! 281 00:17:36,095 --> 00:17:39,329 Something in his hand! 282 00:17:42,967 --> 00:17:45,867 Edwards: 31 may, 1804... 283 00:17:45,869 --> 00:17:49,103 We are now spending our first night in the wilds. 284 00:17:49,105 --> 00:17:51,171 From this point on, hardship and depravation 285 00:17:51,173 --> 00:17:54,240 Will be our constant companions. 286 00:17:54,342 --> 00:17:57,009 Jonah! It is absolutely brutal out here! 287 00:17:57,011 --> 00:18:01,045 The water's nowhere near as hot as it was in virginia. 288 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:03,297 I wouldn't know, sir. 289 00:18:03,298 --> 00:18:05,548 Personally, i just finished washing my privates 290 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,284 In the ice-cold river. 291 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:10,454 I think i'll-- yes, i think i'll wear 292 00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:12,456 My paisley robe this evening. 293 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,724 It's your prerogative, sir. 294 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,258 Yes, it is. 295 00:18:19,730 --> 00:18:23,164 Mr. Hunt here to see you, sir. 296 00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:25,966 I just thought i'd tell you 297 00:18:25,968 --> 00:18:28,401 There's already a problem with the men's morale. 298 00:18:28,403 --> 00:18:29,869 It's our first night out. 299 00:18:29,871 --> 00:18:31,437 How can there already be a problem? 300 00:18:31,439 --> 00:18:34,573 Well, one faction feels you don't care about them. 301 00:18:34,575 --> 00:18:38,109 Another feels the original goals of the expedition 302 00:18:38,111 --> 00:18:40,845 Have been abandoned for quick profits. 303 00:18:40,847 --> 00:18:43,647 You, uh... 304 00:18:43,649 --> 00:18:46,950 You have to keep on top of these things. 305 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:51,053 Edwards: And we are all in this together. 306 00:18:51,055 --> 00:18:52,954 We are no different from one another. 307 00:18:52,956 --> 00:18:56,057 Except, of course, for our rank in society 308 00:18:56,059 --> 00:18:59,460 And in this company. 309 00:19:00,362 --> 00:19:03,463 Let us get better acquainted. 310 00:19:03,465 --> 00:19:06,732 What do you do with your leisure time? 311 00:19:07,968 --> 00:19:09,233 Leisure time... 312 00:19:09,235 --> 00:19:11,001 You know, time for yourself 313 00:19:11,003 --> 00:19:13,703 Where you don't have to work. 314 00:19:14,605 --> 00:19:16,438 Leisure-- 315 00:19:17,174 --> 00:19:18,940 Never mind. 316 00:19:18,942 --> 00:19:21,742 You there, fingering that stomach wound, 317 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:26,313 Stand up and tell us a little about yourself. 318 00:19:26,315 --> 00:19:27,047 Me, sir? 319 00:19:27,049 --> 00:19:30,850 Yes, you. Bidwell, isn't it? 320 00:19:32,787 --> 00:19:34,052 Yes, sir. 321 00:19:34,054 --> 00:19:36,120 What did you want to know? 322 00:19:36,122 --> 00:19:38,489 Well, anything. Where are you from? 323 00:19:38,491 --> 00:19:41,558 What's your family like? 324 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,727 Name's bidwell, sir. 325 00:19:44,729 --> 00:19:47,229 Yes, i know that. 326 00:19:47,364 --> 00:19:50,064 All right. Anyone else? 327 00:19:50,066 --> 00:19:52,533 Sir? Higgins has a story. 328 00:19:52,535 --> 00:19:55,836 Oh! Oh, yes, you're gonna love this one. 329 00:19:55,838 --> 00:19:59,739 Well, all right, higgins. The floor is yours. 330 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,609 This particular event happened last summer 331 00:20:04,611 --> 00:20:06,944 On my uncle's farm in virginia. 332 00:20:06,946 --> 00:20:08,178 My brother and i 333 00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:11,014 Had just finished cutting a field of hay 334 00:20:11,016 --> 00:20:13,082 And were enjoying the evening meal 335 00:20:13,084 --> 00:20:15,250 Under the shade of an elm tree. 336 00:20:15,252 --> 00:20:18,386 He went down for water by the creek, 337 00:20:18,388 --> 00:20:21,188 And while he was gone, i took a bowl 338 00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:24,558 That was filled with delicious plum pudding 339 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,725 And placed into it 340 00:20:25,727 --> 00:20:31,663 Not one, but 2 large pieces of sheep shit. 341 00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,097 Ha ha ha! 342 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:37,167 When he--when he returned, 343 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,469 I encouraged him to taste the plum pudding, 344 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:42,438 And as sure as i'm standing before you today, 345 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,307 He did! He ate it all! 346 00:20:45,309 --> 00:20:46,941 Shit pudding! 347 00:20:46,943 --> 00:20:49,877 He ate shit pudding! 348 00:20:59,287 --> 00:21:03,054 You got your brother to eat sheep dung. 349 00:21:03,056 --> 00:21:04,655 Yes. 350 00:21:04,657 --> 00:21:07,257 Yes, that's a very amusing story. 351 00:21:07,259 --> 00:21:09,209 Ha. 352 00:21:09,210 --> 00:21:11,160 tell him... 353 00:21:11,162 --> 00:21:12,561 Tell him the ending. 354 00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:15,564 That's the best part. 355 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,998 Oh, yeah! 356 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,467 And to be completely honest, sir, 357 00:21:19,469 --> 00:21:21,268 I have no brother. 358 00:21:21,270 --> 00:21:23,103 It was me! 359 00:21:23,105 --> 00:21:24,838 I ate sheep shit! 360 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,574 I swear! I did! 361 00:21:31,212 --> 00:21:36,581 Yes...Yes, clever twist on the end there. 362 00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:40,183 Well, i think we've become well enough acquainted 363 00:21:40,185 --> 00:21:42,718 For one evening. 364 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,586 Fun, fun. 365 00:21:46,156 --> 00:21:48,489 He ain't got a brother! 366 00:21:58,399 --> 00:21:59,998 Higgins... 367 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,800 When i said your music would be a welcome companion-- 368 00:22:02,802 --> 00:22:06,703 Don't you know any other goddamn tune?! 369 00:22:06,705 --> 00:22:08,037 Huh?! 370 00:22:08,039 --> 00:22:09,304 No, sir. 371 00:22:09,306 --> 00:22:10,838 Of course you do, lad. 372 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,973 Play 'em that haunting air 373 00:22:12,975 --> 00:22:16,509 You played me this morning. 374 00:22:37,462 --> 00:22:39,628 Quiet. 375 00:22:42,766 --> 00:22:44,966 What is it? 376 00:22:44,968 --> 00:22:47,201 Indians. 377 00:22:48,504 --> 00:22:50,070 These are the iowas. 378 00:22:50,072 --> 00:22:53,939 Fontenot, please greet this man in his native tongue. 379 00:22:53,941 --> 00:22:58,276 Ha ha ha! 380 00:22:58,278 --> 00:23:00,044 Why do i laugh? 381 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,613 See, of the hundreds of language 382 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,414 That i speak fluent, 383 00:23:04,416 --> 00:23:08,851 This is not one of them. 384 00:23:08,853 --> 00:23:10,786 Hmm. 385 00:23:10,788 --> 00:23:12,320 Bad luck. 386 00:23:12,322 --> 00:23:16,690 They do trade with whites. He probably speaks english. 387 00:23:16,692 --> 00:23:18,558 Ah. 388 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,693 Good day. 389 00:23:20,694 --> 00:23:22,827 I bring you wishes for peace from thomas jefferson, 390 00:23:22,830 --> 00:23:25,563 The great chief of the whites. 391 00:23:26,799 --> 00:23:28,265 Ow. 392 00:23:28,267 --> 00:23:29,199 You've insulted him. 393 00:23:29,201 --> 00:23:32,035 You forgot to introduce yourself. 394 00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:34,137 I am bartholomew hunt, 395 00:23:34,139 --> 00:23:37,139 And this here is leslie edwards. 396 00:23:39,009 --> 00:23:40,475 Your turn. 397 00:23:40,477 --> 00:23:43,044 I was told you speak english. 398 00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:45,212 Is this so? 399 00:23:46,748 --> 00:23:49,715 Well, we seem to be making some progress. 400 00:23:49,717 --> 00:23:52,718 Let me try something. 401 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:57,288 we wish to try... 402 00:23:57,290 --> 00:23:59,723 Forget this. 403 00:24:03,195 --> 00:24:07,797 We come in peace on behalf of president jefferson! 404 00:24:07,799 --> 00:24:11,332 You-- hunt. Hunt. 405 00:24:14,236 --> 00:24:16,502 Hey... 406 00:24:16,504 --> 00:24:18,136 I am chief two roads. 407 00:24:18,138 --> 00:24:20,471 If you're the chief, then who is that? 408 00:24:20,473 --> 00:24:22,940 His name is bent twig. 409 00:24:22,942 --> 00:24:25,642 He's not right in the head. 410 00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:06,211 I've caught it. Now what do i do with it? 411 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:07,712 Put it on. 412 00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:10,614 All right. 413 00:25:12,951 --> 00:25:14,951 Bidwell: Oh, god! What are you doing? 414 00:25:14,953 --> 00:25:16,519 Let me breathe! 415 00:25:24,227 --> 00:25:26,060 Ahh, good news. 416 00:25:26,062 --> 00:25:28,128 Looks like they're going to let us live. 417 00:25:28,130 --> 00:25:29,513 Let us live? 418 00:25:29,514 --> 00:25:30,897 I had to give them a few of your finer things 419 00:25:30,899 --> 00:25:32,899 So they wouldn't kill us. 420 00:25:32,901 --> 00:25:34,700 They seemed so friendly. 421 00:25:34,702 --> 00:25:36,101 That's the way of the savage. 422 00:25:36,103 --> 00:25:38,470 Pretend to be your friend, share a drink, 423 00:25:38,472 --> 00:25:40,589 Listen to your problems, 424 00:25:40,590 --> 00:25:42,707 Then they're scooping your brains out with a spoon. 425 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:44,508 You mean a fork. 426 00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:48,545 That--that would depend on the tribe. 427 00:25:51,082 --> 00:25:54,949 Mr. Hunt, the iowas wouldn't have killed us. 428 00:25:54,951 --> 00:25:57,485 I know that. 429 00:25:57,486 --> 00:26:00,020 I'm just not carrying that junk with us the whole trip. 430 00:26:07,595 --> 00:26:10,362 Aah! Help! Help me! 431 00:26:10,364 --> 00:26:12,630 You keep away! Aah! 432 00:26:12,632 --> 00:26:14,665 Hunt: What the hell's going on? 433 00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:17,868 Bidwell, take it easy! 434 00:26:17,870 --> 00:26:19,336 Aah! 435 00:26:19,338 --> 00:26:20,270 What's happening here? 436 00:26:20,272 --> 00:26:23,373 Sir, that french animal bit my ear off! 437 00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:27,009 That's an absurd exaggeration. 438 00:26:28,278 --> 00:26:30,211 My apologies, bidwell. 439 00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:32,012 Fontenot: He look in our tent. 440 00:26:32,014 --> 00:26:34,347 He look at my woman. 441 00:26:34,349 --> 00:26:36,582 He saw her breast. 442 00:26:36,584 --> 00:26:39,785 Her breast? You saw her breast? 443 00:26:39,787 --> 00:26:42,554 I'll say it before and i said it again, 444 00:26:42,556 --> 00:26:47,292 Any man who look at her will die. 445 00:26:53,233 --> 00:26:57,801 Look at me! I'm going to make an experiment. 446 00:26:57,803 --> 00:27:00,270 Hello? 447 00:27:00,272 --> 00:27:01,571 Bidwell? 448 00:27:01,573 --> 00:27:03,105 Can you hear me? 449 00:27:03,107 --> 00:27:07,141 I can hear you, pratt. 450 00:27:07,143 --> 00:27:08,108 It works! 451 00:27:08,110 --> 00:27:11,677 Of course it works. He's standing right-- 452 00:27:11,679 --> 00:27:15,146 Let's get some sleep. 453 00:27:16,349 --> 00:27:18,615 Good night, bidwell. 454 00:27:18,617 --> 00:27:23,252 ¶ lullaby and good night ¶ 455 00:27:23,921 --> 00:27:26,388 Edwards: The race to the pacific continues. 456 00:27:26,390 --> 00:27:28,823 Although still bent on beating lewis and clark, 457 00:27:28,825 --> 00:27:32,092 I am cataloging new varieties of flora and fauna. 458 00:27:32,094 --> 00:27:35,628 I seem to be the only man with an interest in science, 459 00:27:35,630 --> 00:27:37,613 Aside from pratt 460 00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:39,597 And his dubious experiment with bidwell's ear. 461 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,401 I shall name this flower "amanda's bloom." 462 00:27:43,403 --> 00:27:44,835 Mr. Hunt, as my partner, 463 00:27:44,837 --> 00:27:48,270 You should be naming some of our discoveries as well. 464 00:27:48,272 --> 00:27:49,771 Uh... 465 00:27:49,773 --> 00:27:51,172 Me? 466 00:27:51,174 --> 00:27:52,573 Yes. 467 00:27:52,575 --> 00:27:56,510 You could name that fork in the river, for instance. 468 00:27:56,512 --> 00:28:00,279 Perhaps there's a loved one you'd care to immortalize. 469 00:28:00,281 --> 00:28:02,648 Loved one. 470 00:28:02,650 --> 00:28:05,784 Yeah, sure. 471 00:28:05,786 --> 00:28:08,453 Ha. I know. 472 00:28:08,621 --> 00:28:11,688 I name this here fork... 473 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,090 "pittsburgh nellie." 474 00:28:14,092 --> 00:28:15,291 A welsh whore 475 00:28:15,293 --> 00:28:17,660 Who could do things with her one good arm 476 00:28:17,662 --> 00:28:21,163 That'd make you forget that thing on her neck. 477 00:28:26,869 --> 00:28:30,903 Edwards: By permitting mr. Hunt to name some of our discoveries, 478 00:28:30,905 --> 00:28:33,405 I have unleashed his imagination. 479 00:28:33,407 --> 00:28:35,874 He now insists that i teach him to read. 480 00:28:35,876 --> 00:28:40,111 His enthusiasm reminds me of the schoolboy i once was. 481 00:28:40,113 --> 00:28:41,479 Are you ready? 482 00:28:41,481 --> 00:28:42,379 Yes. 483 00:28:42,381 --> 00:28:43,813 Excellent. 484 00:28:43,815 --> 00:28:45,014 This... 485 00:28:45,016 --> 00:28:47,850 Is the uppercase... 486 00:28:47,852 --> 00:28:49,318 "a." 487 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,320 You know, i spent a day in school once, 488 00:28:51,322 --> 00:28:52,721 But the schoolmarm claimed 489 00:28:52,723 --> 00:28:54,222 That i just couldn't concentrate. 490 00:28:54,224 --> 00:28:56,991 Let's prove her wrong, shall we? 491 00:28:56,993 --> 00:29:01,295 You know, i've waited years to hear somebody say that. 492 00:29:02,364 --> 00:29:04,263 Again. 493 00:29:04,732 --> 00:29:05,931 Hunt. 494 00:29:05,933 --> 00:29:09,434 This is the uppercase... 495 00:29:09,436 --> 00:29:10,601 "a." 496 00:29:10,603 --> 00:29:12,202 Ahh. 497 00:29:12,204 --> 00:29:16,105 The uppercase "a." 498 00:29:16,107 --> 00:29:18,674 Heh. Got that. 499 00:29:18,676 --> 00:29:20,075 All right. 500 00:29:20,077 --> 00:29:21,910 Ahh. 501 00:29:22,379 --> 00:29:24,311 Whoa. 502 00:29:26,114 --> 00:29:30,615 And this is the lowercase... 503 00:29:31,417 --> 00:29:33,216 "a." 504 00:29:34,385 --> 00:29:36,485 The... 505 00:29:36,487 --> 00:29:38,687 L-lower... 506 00:29:38,689 --> 00:29:40,255 Case... 507 00:29:40,257 --> 00:29:43,391 "a." 508 00:29:46,496 --> 00:29:48,595 Ohh, god. 509 00:29:49,764 --> 00:29:51,563 Ohh. 510 00:29:51,565 --> 00:29:54,232 Ohh... 511 00:29:54,234 --> 00:29:56,467 God. 512 00:29:57,002 --> 00:29:59,268 Oh, god. 513 00:29:59,270 --> 00:30:00,269 Ok. 514 00:30:00,271 --> 00:30:01,303 Yep. 515 00:30:01,305 --> 00:30:03,438 And this is the-- 516 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,673 Enough! 517 00:30:05,675 --> 00:30:09,709 Do you want my head to explode?! 518 00:30:09,711 --> 00:30:14,146 In the name of all that is good and decent, 519 00:30:14,148 --> 00:30:17,582 No more for today! 520 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,453 In exchange for reading lessons, 521 00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:25,587 Mr. Hunt reciprocates 522 00:30:25,589 --> 00:30:29,157 By teaching me some of his frontier skills. 523 00:30:30,994 --> 00:30:32,860 The buffalo is near now. 524 00:30:32,862 --> 00:30:36,997 Ah, you can tell that just by sniffing its droppings. 525 00:30:36,999 --> 00:30:38,749 No. 526 00:30:38,750 --> 00:30:40,500 I can see the herd right over there. 527 00:30:40,502 --> 00:30:42,335 Hmm. 528 00:30:43,338 --> 00:30:45,738 Well, then why are you... 529 00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:47,673 Mmm. 530 00:31:05,258 --> 00:31:08,725 No, i shouldn't, uh... 531 00:31:09,260 --> 00:31:12,227 I couldn't possibly... 532 00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:17,665 Edwards: Ohh. 533 00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:20,000 Oh, ohh. 534 00:31:20,002 --> 00:31:21,267 Edwards! 535 00:31:21,269 --> 00:31:22,935 Ha ha ha ha! 536 00:31:22,937 --> 00:31:26,138 You're not doing any naming up here without me, 537 00:31:26,140 --> 00:31:28,106 Huh, partner? Ha ha! 538 00:31:28,108 --> 00:31:29,273 Uh, no, no. 539 00:31:29,275 --> 00:31:31,642 Hey, uh, what you looking at? 540 00:31:31,644 --> 00:31:32,476 The moon. 541 00:31:32,478 --> 00:31:34,010 I was looking at the moon. 542 00:31:34,012 --> 00:31:38,580 For me, the moon brings to mind "romance." 543 00:31:38,582 --> 00:31:39,714 Yeah. 544 00:31:39,716 --> 00:31:42,183 Have you ever been in love, mr. Hunt? 545 00:31:42,185 --> 00:31:44,702 Uh... 546 00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:47,220 I've had my head under a petticoat or 2. 547 00:31:48,157 --> 00:31:49,389 Good lord. 548 00:31:49,391 --> 00:31:50,723 Must you and the others 549 00:31:50,725 --> 00:31:53,992 Reduce everything to its crudest terms? 550 00:31:53,994 --> 00:31:56,211 Well... 551 00:31:56,212 --> 00:31:58,429 I thought i cleaned it up rather nicely for you. 552 00:31:58,431 --> 00:31:59,329 Mr. Hunt, 553 00:31:59,331 --> 00:32:03,032 Behold the object of my desire. 554 00:32:03,034 --> 00:32:04,500 Behold an angel 555 00:32:04,502 --> 00:32:07,903 Sent down from on high. 556 00:32:09,273 --> 00:32:13,141 Angel from on high. 557 00:32:15,145 --> 00:32:17,144 Huh? 558 00:32:20,015 --> 00:32:22,515 Oh, my god. 559 00:32:22,517 --> 00:32:23,649 From here on out 560 00:32:23,651 --> 00:32:26,184 You keep your distance, all right? 561 00:32:26,186 --> 00:32:27,218 What? 562 00:32:27,220 --> 00:32:28,719 No. 563 00:32:29,088 --> 00:32:30,053 No, no, no! 564 00:32:30,055 --> 00:32:34,323 Get out of the way, you big french oaf! 565 00:32:34,591 --> 00:32:38,392 Behind fontenot. 566 00:32:40,763 --> 00:32:42,629 Edwards: Now you see? 567 00:32:42,631 --> 00:32:44,297 Hunt: Ohh, yeah. 568 00:32:44,299 --> 00:32:45,665 Now i see. 569 00:32:45,667 --> 00:32:47,566 Whoa. 570 00:32:47,568 --> 00:32:48,266 All right, 571 00:32:48,268 --> 00:32:49,900 That's enough, mr. Hunt. 572 00:32:49,902 --> 00:32:52,168 Ohhhhhh! 573 00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:53,336 I said all right! 574 00:32:53,338 --> 00:32:55,237 Mr. Hunt, that will be enough! 575 00:32:55,239 --> 00:32:58,273 Ohh, i understand. 576 00:32:58,275 --> 00:33:02,109 You wanna watch her by yourself. 577 00:33:02,111 --> 00:33:04,778 Ha ha ha ha ha! 578 00:33:04,780 --> 00:33:06,045 You wanna be alone 579 00:33:06,047 --> 00:33:09,614 So you can shake hands with ben franklin, huh? 580 00:33:11,918 --> 00:33:13,083 You know, 581 00:33:13,085 --> 00:33:15,218 Polish the pewter. 582 00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:16,485 Polish the pewter? 583 00:33:16,487 --> 00:33:18,887 Why, jonah does that for me. 584 00:33:18,889 --> 00:33:20,755 Yeah, right. 585 00:33:20,757 --> 00:33:21,789 What? 586 00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:23,708 No! 587 00:33:23,709 --> 00:33:25,626 Mr. Hunt, i assure you, i've never... 588 00:33:25,728 --> 00:33:27,260 Edwards: 10 july. 589 00:33:27,262 --> 00:33:29,095 Have driven the men hard, 590 00:33:29,097 --> 00:33:30,513 And i'm positive 591 00:33:30,514 --> 00:33:31,930 We've closed the gap on lewis and clark. 592 00:33:31,933 --> 00:33:33,732 However, because of the currents, 593 00:33:33,734 --> 00:33:35,700 I surmised that we'd be better off 594 00:33:35,702 --> 00:33:38,903 Portaging for the next several miles. 595 00:33:38,905 --> 00:33:39,603 Yaaah! 596 00:33:39,605 --> 00:33:40,637 Edwards: It's hard work, 597 00:33:40,639 --> 00:33:43,139 But it's nothing compared to the deadly currents 598 00:33:43,141 --> 00:33:45,674 We'd be battling on the mighty missouri. 599 00:33:45,676 --> 00:33:46,641 Hunt: Pull! 600 00:33:46,643 --> 00:33:48,242 Here we go! 601 00:33:48,244 --> 00:33:50,244 Heave! 602 00:33:50,246 --> 00:33:51,945 Heave! 603 00:34:42,390 --> 00:34:43,455 Psst. 604 00:34:43,457 --> 00:34:45,390 everybody wake up. 605 00:34:50,461 --> 00:34:51,860 Oh... 606 00:34:51,862 --> 00:34:53,061 My... 607 00:34:53,063 --> 00:34:54,962 God. 608 00:34:55,230 --> 00:34:58,064 Hunt: Whatever you do, don't move. 609 00:34:58,066 --> 00:35:00,166 If he sees you, 610 00:35:00,168 --> 00:35:01,534 You're dead. 611 00:35:01,536 --> 00:35:03,269 My nose itches. 612 00:35:03,271 --> 00:35:05,271 Don't scratch it. 613 00:35:05,273 --> 00:35:08,073 Feels like there's a bug up in there. 614 00:35:08,075 --> 00:35:09,807 Wait. 615 00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:15,111 Hunt: I think it's leavin'. 616 00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:17,045 I'm gonna scratch it. 617 00:35:17,047 --> 00:35:19,614 You scratch your nose, you're dead. 618 00:35:19,616 --> 00:35:21,349 Oh, i don't know what's worse, 619 00:35:21,351 --> 00:35:23,250 The bear or my itchy nose. 620 00:35:25,553 --> 00:35:27,185 No! Don't! 621 00:35:35,025 --> 00:35:36,290 The bear is worse! 622 00:35:36,292 --> 00:35:39,559 The bear is definitely worse! 623 00:35:43,297 --> 00:35:46,730 That poor, poor man. 624 00:35:50,034 --> 00:35:51,066 Bidwell. 625 00:35:51,068 --> 00:35:52,534 Can you hear me? 626 00:35:52,536 --> 00:35:55,169 Bidwell, can you hear me? 627 00:35:55,171 --> 00:35:57,188 Can you-- 628 00:35:57,189 --> 00:35:59,206 I fear the bear has killed mr. Bidwell, sir. 629 00:35:59,208 --> 00:36:01,508 He's failed to communicate with me 630 00:36:01,510 --> 00:36:02,809 By way of his ear. 631 00:36:02,811 --> 00:36:04,677 It doesn't work that way. 632 00:36:04,679 --> 00:36:06,979 It doesn't work any way. 633 00:36:06,981 --> 00:36:08,280 But even if it did, 634 00:36:08,282 --> 00:36:10,181 He couldn't talk through it. 635 00:36:10,183 --> 00:36:12,249 Bidwell? 636 00:36:13,285 --> 00:36:15,418 Never mind. 637 00:36:16,020 --> 00:36:17,719 Bidwell: Help me! 638 00:36:17,721 --> 00:36:19,553 Ha ha! 639 00:36:21,189 --> 00:36:22,821 Bidwell! 640 00:36:22,823 --> 00:36:25,240 Sir. 641 00:36:25,241 --> 00:36:27,658 Sir, i've been to hell and back. 642 00:36:27,660 --> 00:36:29,926 Yes, i can see that. 643 00:36:29,928 --> 00:36:31,060 I suspect that now 644 00:36:31,062 --> 00:36:33,295 You'll want to lead a hunting party 645 00:36:33,297 --> 00:36:35,330 To slay that terrible beast! 646 00:36:35,332 --> 00:36:39,133 Well, yes, that thought did cross my mind... 647 00:36:39,135 --> 00:36:40,484 Briefly... 648 00:36:40,485 --> 00:36:41,834 But now i have a better idea. 649 00:36:41,837 --> 00:36:43,269 Yes, sir? 650 00:36:43,271 --> 00:36:44,937 I shall fashion for you 651 00:36:44,939 --> 00:36:47,839 The finest wooden leg you've ever seen. 652 00:36:47,841 --> 00:36:48,906 Ohh. 653 00:36:48,908 --> 00:36:51,141 But what about the bear? 654 00:36:51,143 --> 00:36:52,275 Rest assured, bidwell, 655 00:36:52,277 --> 00:36:54,577 In 20 years or so, the ravages of old age 656 00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:56,912 Will deal with the bear far more cruelly 657 00:36:56,914 --> 00:36:59,581 Than we ever could have. 658 00:36:59,783 --> 00:37:03,484 Revenge is sweet, sir. 659 00:37:07,156 --> 00:37:08,555 Edwards: 29 july. 660 00:37:08,557 --> 00:37:10,290 We reached the final settlement 661 00:37:10,292 --> 00:37:12,558 Before entering uncharted territory 662 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:16,061 And god only knows what. 663 00:37:22,268 --> 00:37:25,868 Edwards: Well, it seems as if we've arrived-- 664 00:37:25,870 --> 00:37:26,735 Wait! 665 00:37:26,737 --> 00:37:27,836 I can read it. 666 00:37:27,838 --> 00:37:30,905 I can read it. Ha ha ha. 667 00:37:37,212 --> 00:37:38,544 Maw... 668 00:37:38,546 --> 00:37:41,413 Hawba... 669 00:37:41,415 --> 00:37:44,015 Pfftt-pey... 670 00:37:44,017 --> 00:37:45,950 En... 671 00:37:45,952 --> 00:37:46,817 Tin-tey... 672 00:37:46,819 --> 00:37:48,752 For the love of god, man! 673 00:37:48,754 --> 00:37:53,522 It says "welcome to snakes bend"! 674 00:37:53,524 --> 00:37:56,324 Ohh! God, yeah. 675 00:37:56,759 --> 00:37:58,725 Onward, men! 676 00:37:59,260 --> 00:38:00,559 Snakes bend. 677 00:38:00,561 --> 00:38:03,161 Almost had it. 678 00:38:07,066 --> 00:38:09,866 I got it, i got it, i got it. 679 00:38:09,868 --> 00:38:11,167 Mull... 680 00:38:11,169 --> 00:38:12,701 Hawba... 681 00:38:12,703 --> 00:38:14,669 Tey... 682 00:38:14,671 --> 00:38:15,936 Ti... 683 00:38:15,938 --> 00:38:17,871 Yes, it's a tavern. 684 00:38:17,873 --> 00:38:19,189 Whew. 685 00:38:19,190 --> 00:38:20,506 I think it would be a nice gesture 686 00:38:20,508 --> 00:38:23,175 If i bought the men a few tankards of ale. 687 00:38:23,177 --> 00:38:24,009 Oh-ho-ho, 688 00:38:24,011 --> 00:38:26,244 A nice gesture indeed. 689 00:38:26,246 --> 00:38:28,129 Ha ha ha! 690 00:38:28,130 --> 00:38:30,013 We both know how you get when you drink. 691 00:38:30,016 --> 00:38:32,649 Oh, yes, we do. 692 00:38:33,184 --> 00:38:34,400 Hey. 693 00:38:34,401 --> 00:38:35,617 And that's why i think you should go 694 00:38:35,619 --> 00:38:38,519 To the trading post for supplies now. 695 00:38:38,521 --> 00:38:40,487 Yeah. 696 00:38:42,290 --> 00:38:45,124 All right, men. Fun, fun. 697 00:38:56,937 --> 00:38:58,569 To captain edwards. 698 00:38:58,571 --> 00:38:59,570 Captain edwards! 699 00:38:59,572 --> 00:39:01,872 Captain edwards! 700 00:39:02,608 --> 00:39:04,808 Excuse me. 701 00:39:04,809 --> 00:39:07,009 I had heard there was a party of brave men here. 702 00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:08,644 I'm here to tell you 703 00:39:08,646 --> 00:39:11,214 That i am not unfamiliar with the ways of men 704 00:39:11,216 --> 00:39:13,883 Who have been long in the wilderness. 705 00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:16,986 I understand their cravings for food and drink 706 00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:18,187 And also their cravings 707 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:21,023 For the companionship of young women. 708 00:39:21,025 --> 00:39:21,857 Women! 709 00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:22,991 He's got women! 710 00:39:22,993 --> 00:39:23,925 Where are they? 711 00:39:23,927 --> 00:39:25,593 Wait for me outside. 712 00:39:25,595 --> 00:39:27,528 I will take you to them. 713 00:39:27,530 --> 00:39:28,529 Mmm-mmm. 714 00:39:28,531 --> 00:39:29,396 Come on! 715 00:39:29,398 --> 00:39:30,997 Take me to 'em. 716 00:39:30,999 --> 00:39:32,331 Gentlemen? 717 00:39:32,333 --> 00:39:34,550 Ahh. 718 00:39:34,551 --> 00:39:36,768 My woman pleasure me whenever i want. 719 00:39:36,770 --> 00:39:39,670 Yes, i shall refrain as well. 720 00:39:39,672 --> 00:39:41,805 I've made a solemn promise to someone. 721 00:39:41,807 --> 00:39:42,839 Man: Really? 722 00:39:42,841 --> 00:39:44,907 Yes, i promised my doctor 723 00:39:44,909 --> 00:39:49,144 I wouldn't engage in that sort of thing. 724 00:39:49,813 --> 00:39:51,612 Got a drippy dong, eh? 725 00:39:51,614 --> 00:39:52,980 No. 726 00:39:52,982 --> 00:39:54,381 No more than normal. 727 00:39:54,383 --> 00:39:55,749 It drips when it should, 728 00:39:55,751 --> 00:39:58,518 And it doesn't when it shouldn't. 729 00:40:02,089 --> 00:40:04,089 Will that be it? 730 00:40:04,091 --> 00:40:06,091 Let's see, uh... 731 00:40:06,093 --> 00:40:07,258 Beans. 732 00:40:07,260 --> 00:40:08,609 Rope. 733 00:40:08,610 --> 00:40:09,959 Uh, is there a barber in town? 734 00:40:09,962 --> 00:40:11,678 I'm a barber, sir. 735 00:40:11,679 --> 00:40:13,395 Oh, fine. I'll have a haircut and a shave. 736 00:40:13,398 --> 00:40:14,530 By the way, uh, 737 00:40:14,532 --> 00:40:15,731 You smell like something 738 00:40:15,733 --> 00:40:17,599 That's been passed through the system 739 00:40:17,601 --> 00:40:19,300 Of a sick old woman. 740 00:40:19,302 --> 00:40:20,401 Well... 741 00:40:20,403 --> 00:40:23,770 Maybe i'll have a bath, too, then. 742 00:40:23,772 --> 00:40:26,305 Good idea. 743 00:40:26,707 --> 00:40:28,773 This way, gentlemen. 744 00:40:28,775 --> 00:40:30,741 Don't be shy. 745 00:40:30,743 --> 00:40:34,778 Come in and meet the ladies. 746 00:40:38,016 --> 00:40:42,784 Man: Did i not tell you they were beautiful? 747 00:40:44,053 --> 00:40:45,919 Don't you have any real women? 748 00:40:45,921 --> 00:40:48,388 These women may be whores, 749 00:40:48,390 --> 00:40:50,490 But they have their dignity. 750 00:40:50,492 --> 00:40:53,693 Now, who would like to be the first 751 00:40:53,695 --> 00:40:58,064 To introduce himself, hmm? 752 00:41:01,568 --> 00:41:03,301 Hello, my dear. 753 00:41:03,303 --> 00:41:06,003 My name is hieronymus pratt. 754 00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:10,941 Might you have relatives in richmond, virginia? 755 00:41:22,886 --> 00:41:24,852 Some of them, uh, flies 756 00:41:24,854 --> 00:41:27,788 Were there before i got in. 757 00:41:33,061 --> 00:41:34,693 I just saw hidalgo. 758 00:41:34,695 --> 00:41:35,527 Hidalgo! 759 00:41:35,529 --> 00:41:36,594 With all his men? 760 00:41:36,596 --> 00:41:37,962 No. Just half a dozen, 761 00:41:37,964 --> 00:41:41,098 But they're headed this way! 762 00:41:41,266 --> 00:41:45,434 Double my wages for anyone who'll take my shift. 763 00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:51,306 I have heard of this hidalgo. 764 00:41:51,308 --> 00:41:54,409 A spaniard who wanders the northwest. 765 00:41:54,411 --> 00:41:57,478 Even crazy people think he's-- 766 00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,179 Whoo-hoo. 767 00:42:16,129 --> 00:42:18,896 Did you say something? 768 00:42:18,898 --> 00:42:20,464 I, uh...No. 769 00:42:20,466 --> 00:42:22,583 No, i... 770 00:42:22,584 --> 00:42:24,701 You said something about my hair. 771 00:42:24,703 --> 00:42:25,935 No. 772 00:42:25,937 --> 00:42:27,536 Why not? 773 00:42:27,538 --> 00:42:29,671 You don't like my hair? 774 00:42:29,673 --> 00:42:32,306 Yes. It's nice. 775 00:42:32,308 --> 00:42:34,308 Nice? 776 00:42:34,476 --> 00:42:36,709 My hair is magnificent. 777 00:42:36,711 --> 00:42:38,744 It's long and soft 778 00:42:38,746 --> 00:42:41,313 And shines with a light that comes from within. 779 00:42:41,315 --> 00:42:42,314 Can't you see it? 780 00:42:42,316 --> 00:42:43,882 Yes. It's beautiful. 781 00:42:43,884 --> 00:42:44,916 Beautiful, yes. 782 00:42:44,918 --> 00:42:47,318 That's all i have to say. 783 00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:50,620 I'm sorry if i frightened you. 784 00:42:52,190 --> 00:42:55,157 Good god. 785 00:42:55,159 --> 00:42:56,691 Good. 786 00:42:56,693 --> 00:42:58,559 You do good work. 787 00:42:58,561 --> 00:43:00,294 Thank you, sir. 788 00:43:00,295 --> 00:43:02,028 I strive for excellence in all my various trades. 789 00:43:02,031 --> 00:43:03,697 Tell me, among those trades 790 00:43:03,699 --> 00:43:06,032 You wouldn't happen to practice... 791 00:43:06,034 --> 00:43:07,500 Taxidermy? 792 00:43:07,502 --> 00:43:08,467 No. 793 00:43:08,469 --> 00:43:10,535 I was going to say dentistry. 794 00:43:10,537 --> 00:43:12,670 Oh. Well, i'm primarily a taxidermist. 795 00:43:12,672 --> 00:43:14,772 However, i have practiced dentistry 796 00:43:14,774 --> 00:43:17,441 On the animals i've preserved. 797 00:43:20,279 --> 00:43:22,879 And, of course, over there. 798 00:43:22,881 --> 00:43:23,946 Ohh. 799 00:43:23,948 --> 00:43:25,113 Good, good, 800 00:43:25,115 --> 00:43:27,315 'cause i have got a molar 801 00:43:27,317 --> 00:43:30,251 That's been bothering me since st. Louis. 802 00:43:30,253 --> 00:43:32,920 Oh. I can oblige, sir. 803 00:43:32,922 --> 00:43:34,021 He said, "i know. 804 00:43:34,023 --> 00:43:36,623 It wasn't a horse. It was a donkey." 805 00:43:50,270 --> 00:43:53,070 Her hair is perfect. 806 00:43:53,072 --> 00:43:55,906 So beautiful. 807 00:43:56,208 --> 00:43:57,774 Is this your woman? 808 00:43:57,776 --> 00:43:59,942 She belong to me. 809 00:43:59,944 --> 00:44:01,276 Well, who are you? 810 00:44:01,278 --> 00:44:03,077 Guy fontenot. 811 00:44:03,079 --> 00:44:06,747 Well, you may call me hidalgo. 812 00:44:06,749 --> 00:44:08,849 Hidalgo. 813 00:44:08,851 --> 00:44:10,851 I wander the northwest territory 814 00:44:10,853 --> 00:44:13,520 Searching for a fabulous place. 815 00:44:13,522 --> 00:44:17,190 A place where the earth trembles and speaks 816 00:44:17,192 --> 00:44:18,257 And a white cross 817 00:44:18,259 --> 00:44:21,059 Marks the location of an age-old secret. 818 00:44:21,061 --> 00:44:23,494 And what is the secret? 819 00:44:23,496 --> 00:44:25,128 Ahh. You try to trick me 820 00:44:25,130 --> 00:44:27,296 With your deceiving questions, huh? 821 00:44:28,766 --> 00:44:30,465 But you will learn nothing. 822 00:44:30,467 --> 00:44:33,601 Not unless you join us. 823 00:44:33,603 --> 00:44:34,535 Come on. 824 00:44:34,537 --> 00:44:36,169 You're perfect. 825 00:44:36,171 --> 00:44:37,603 If you join us, 826 00:44:37,605 --> 00:44:40,505 Everything that belongs to you, 827 00:44:40,507 --> 00:44:43,107 Belongs to me, too. 828 00:44:43,109 --> 00:44:45,059 And if i don't? 829 00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:47,010 Then we tear out your heart, cut off your limbs, 830 00:44:47,012 --> 00:44:49,145 And skin you alive. 831 00:44:49,147 --> 00:44:50,679 I'll join. 832 00:44:50,681 --> 00:44:53,281 Good. I'm delighted. 833 00:44:53,283 --> 00:44:54,215 Ha ha! 834 00:44:54,217 --> 00:44:55,750 Ha ha ha! 835 00:44:55,751 --> 00:44:57,284 Now this should dull your senses. 836 00:44:57,286 --> 00:44:58,051 All right. 837 00:44:58,053 --> 00:44:59,619 Ow! What are you doing?! 838 00:44:59,621 --> 00:45:02,088 What, are you trying to kill me? Ow! 839 00:45:02,090 --> 00:45:04,157 Put it down! 840 00:45:04,158 --> 00:45:06,225 Put the thing down and pull my tooth! 841 00:45:06,227 --> 00:45:08,026 God almighty! 842 00:45:08,028 --> 00:45:09,727 Ohh. 843 00:45:10,596 --> 00:45:12,028 All right. 844 00:45:12,030 --> 00:45:14,196 Say, "ahh." 845 00:45:14,198 --> 00:45:15,197 Ahh... 846 00:45:15,199 --> 00:45:16,364 It's in the back. 847 00:45:16,366 --> 00:45:17,331 All right. 848 00:45:17,333 --> 00:45:18,498 Ok. Ok. Aah! 849 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:19,198 Ohh! 850 00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,133 That guy is in there. 851 00:45:34,248 --> 00:45:36,081 Come on. Let's go. 852 00:45:36,083 --> 00:45:38,483 Don't take her! 853 00:45:39,419 --> 00:45:42,052 Take me instead. 854 00:45:44,222 --> 00:45:45,888 Hmm. 855 00:45:49,526 --> 00:45:52,660 Put your hands on your hips. 856 00:45:53,729 --> 00:45:56,596 No, no, no, no. Like this. 857 00:46:00,735 --> 00:46:02,434 Hmm. 858 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:16,645 Huh? Look at that. 859 00:46:16,647 --> 00:46:19,748 And here i've avoided the dentist for years 860 00:46:19,750 --> 00:46:22,117 Because i thought it'd hurt. 861 00:46:22,119 --> 00:46:23,051 Oh-ho, no. 862 00:46:23,053 --> 00:46:24,118 Look at that. 863 00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,487 No, i think i'll still keep the woman. 864 00:46:26,489 --> 00:46:27,554 Come on. Let's go. 865 00:46:27,556 --> 00:46:31,190 You can't take a woman against her will. 866 00:46:33,127 --> 00:46:35,127 Of course, maybe it's time 867 00:46:35,129 --> 00:46:38,563 For her to spread her wings and fly. 868 00:46:40,967 --> 00:46:43,667 Hunt: Well, well. 869 00:46:44,436 --> 00:46:47,036 What do we got here? 870 00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:50,172 Hey, sonny boy... 871 00:46:51,474 --> 00:46:52,773 Your mother wants her roasting pan back 872 00:46:52,776 --> 00:46:54,942 When you're done playing with it. 873 00:46:54,944 --> 00:46:56,109 I challenge you 874 00:46:56,111 --> 00:46:59,178 And your ladies in armor to a duel. 875 00:46:59,180 --> 00:47:00,212 All of us? 876 00:47:00,214 --> 00:47:03,048 Every poofy prancing one of you. 877 00:47:03,050 --> 00:47:06,718 We are more than equal to a duel, señor, 878 00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:08,886 Especially since you won't live 879 00:47:08,888 --> 00:47:11,321 Past the first contest. 880 00:47:12,857 --> 00:47:14,923 What weapons do you choose? 881 00:47:14,925 --> 00:47:17,158 Pistols, swords, or... 882 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,760 Bare fists? 883 00:47:20,295 --> 00:47:21,861 Drink. 884 00:47:21,863 --> 00:47:23,963 Drink? 885 00:47:25,132 --> 00:47:27,465 Time's up! 886 00:47:32,437 --> 00:47:34,136 Sorry. 887 00:47:34,338 --> 00:47:38,306 I swear that's never happened to me before. 888 00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,319 Well done, mr. Hunt. 889 00:48:29,321 --> 00:48:32,588 I'm deeply impressed and grateful. 890 00:48:33,257 --> 00:48:36,358 Maybe now you'll agree... 891 00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:39,794 Drinking has its benefits. 892 00:48:40,062 --> 00:48:41,861 You saved my life. 893 00:48:41,863 --> 00:48:42,862 Nnn-uh. 894 00:48:42,864 --> 00:48:45,364 Maybe now you'll agree... 895 00:48:45,366 --> 00:48:48,066 Drinking has its benefits. 896 00:48:48,068 --> 00:48:49,867 You just said that. 897 00:48:49,869 --> 00:48:52,603 Now, if you don't mind, 898 00:48:52,605 --> 00:48:56,372 It's time for the liquor to take effect. 899 00:48:56,374 --> 00:48:59,874 Nnnyaaah. 900 00:48:59,876 --> 00:49:01,175 Fire! 901 00:49:01,177 --> 00:49:03,710 My furniture. My draperies. 902 00:49:03,712 --> 00:49:04,944 My women! 903 00:49:04,946 --> 00:49:07,446 Pratt's still in there! 904 00:49:08,182 --> 00:49:09,948 Man: Fire! 905 00:49:15,219 --> 00:49:17,252 Man: We need a hand over here! 906 00:49:17,254 --> 00:49:19,354 oh, no. 907 00:49:19,356 --> 00:49:20,254 No! 908 00:49:20,256 --> 00:49:22,155 It's all my fault, captain! 909 00:49:22,157 --> 00:49:25,057 She said she didn't mind if i smoked. 910 00:49:25,059 --> 00:49:27,592 I believed her! 911 00:49:27,594 --> 00:49:29,160 Oh-ho, mommy! 912 00:49:29,162 --> 00:49:31,896 Let's retrieve hunt from the tavern 913 00:49:31,898 --> 00:49:34,665 And get back to the boat. 914 00:49:34,667 --> 00:49:35,432 No! 915 00:49:35,434 --> 00:49:36,466 I think we've seen 916 00:49:36,468 --> 00:49:38,835 All that snakes bend has to offer. 917 00:49:38,837 --> 00:49:40,002 Pratt: Oh-ho-ho. 918 00:49:40,004 --> 00:49:42,104 Ohh, my heart. 919 00:49:42,106 --> 00:49:44,406 My heart! 920 00:49:50,646 --> 00:49:53,680 Permission to check on the condition of my woman? 921 00:49:53,682 --> 00:49:55,148 I wanna check on her bandages 922 00:49:55,150 --> 00:49:58,918 And see if she can keep some food down. 923 00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:00,953 You realize, of course, 924 00:50:00,954 --> 00:50:02,987 This woman of yours is made of straw. 925 00:50:02,990 --> 00:50:05,123 Oh, yes, sir. 926 00:50:05,124 --> 00:50:07,257 I figure that's why she burned so easy. 927 00:50:34,853 --> 00:50:36,619 Damn. 928 00:50:55,671 --> 00:50:57,337 Who is it? 929 00:50:58,440 --> 00:50:59,689 Good evening. 930 00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:00,939 I was just collecting samples of bark 931 00:51:00,942 --> 00:51:02,274 For president jefferson. 932 00:51:02,276 --> 00:51:05,276 Some bark. I was collecting it. 933 00:51:06,178 --> 00:51:09,379 Samples of bark. 934 00:51:09,381 --> 00:51:11,948 You're not like these other men. 935 00:51:11,950 --> 00:51:13,983 You're softer... 936 00:51:13,985 --> 00:51:15,284 More delicate. 937 00:51:15,286 --> 00:51:20,121 In a rather rough way, right? 938 00:51:20,123 --> 00:51:21,922 Not at all. 939 00:51:21,924 --> 00:51:23,924 Look at you. 940 00:51:24,793 --> 00:51:27,627 Thin wrists. 941 00:51:27,629 --> 00:51:30,663 Skin like a baby. 942 00:51:30,665 --> 00:51:33,866 Almost a total absence of shoulders. 943 00:51:33,868 --> 00:51:35,935 All right. 944 00:51:35,936 --> 00:51:38,003 I think you've flattered me quite enough. 945 00:51:49,782 --> 00:51:51,448 Look at me. 946 00:51:51,449 --> 00:51:53,115 I'm behaving like some kind of animal. 947 00:51:53,118 --> 00:51:55,083 I liked it. 948 00:51:57,287 --> 00:51:58,686 No, no, no! 949 00:51:58,688 --> 00:51:59,987 This can never be. 950 00:51:59,989 --> 00:52:01,621 I'm betrothed to another. 951 00:52:01,623 --> 00:52:04,457 Besides, we come from different worlds. 952 00:52:04,459 --> 00:52:05,324 You are primitive, 953 00:52:05,326 --> 00:52:07,559 And you follow your baser instincts. 954 00:52:07,561 --> 00:52:11,429 I come from a culture that values christian morality. 955 00:52:11,431 --> 00:52:13,731 Maybe one more couldn't hurt. 956 00:52:13,933 --> 00:52:16,300 What? What? What did i say? 957 00:52:16,302 --> 00:52:17,634 Shaquinna. 958 00:52:17,636 --> 00:52:18,601 Shaquinna! 959 00:52:18,603 --> 00:52:21,437 Higgins: I don't see how it's possible 960 00:52:21,439 --> 00:52:24,973 For the river to flow up and over those mountains 961 00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:26,574 To the western sea. 962 00:52:26,576 --> 00:52:30,477 The river can't flow up and over 963 00:52:30,479 --> 00:52:32,545 Anything. 964 00:52:32,547 --> 00:52:35,881 So, i guess our journey's over. 965 00:52:35,883 --> 00:52:37,282 Well... 966 00:52:37,284 --> 00:52:39,017 No, no! Never! 967 00:52:39,019 --> 00:52:40,485 We're pushing on. 968 00:52:40,487 --> 00:52:42,420 We'll scale the rocky mountains 969 00:52:42,422 --> 00:52:43,320 Within the month 970 00:52:43,322 --> 00:52:45,555 And then build canoes 971 00:52:45,557 --> 00:52:48,391 And float down the western slope 972 00:52:48,393 --> 00:52:51,393 Before the first frost. 973 00:52:52,262 --> 00:52:53,628 Edwards: 29 october. 974 00:52:53,630 --> 00:52:56,230 What i had hoped was an early dusting 975 00:52:56,232 --> 00:52:58,732 Turned out to be somewhat more. 976 00:52:58,734 --> 00:53:00,567 Our journey is half finished, 977 00:53:00,569 --> 00:53:03,436 But our food supply is nearly depleted. 978 00:53:05,122 --> 00:53:06,805 The only man who seems to be thriving is pratt, 979 00:53:06,808 --> 00:53:10,642 Who is eating what remains of his straw woman. 980 00:53:10,644 --> 00:53:12,227 As for me, 981 00:53:12,228 --> 00:53:13,811 I seem to have come down with a slight chill. 982 00:53:17,015 --> 00:53:18,781 What? What? What? 983 00:53:18,783 --> 00:53:20,482 What do you think you're doing? 984 00:53:20,484 --> 00:53:22,317 The last rites. 985 00:53:22,319 --> 00:53:24,552 No, no. There'll be none of that. 986 00:53:24,554 --> 00:53:28,489 Please do not try to bury me before i'm dead. 987 00:53:28,491 --> 00:53:30,057 Go away. 988 00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:41,333 Mama. 989 00:53:41,334 --> 00:53:43,167 I can make medicine that will cure him, 990 00:53:43,170 --> 00:53:45,203 But i will need the egg of an eagle, 991 00:53:45,205 --> 00:53:46,571 Or he will die. 992 00:53:46,573 --> 00:53:48,205 The egg... 993 00:53:48,207 --> 00:53:49,339 Of an eagle? 994 00:53:49,341 --> 00:53:50,340 That's all? 995 00:53:50,342 --> 00:53:51,174 That is all. 996 00:53:51,176 --> 00:53:53,342 You know, the, uh... 997 00:53:53,344 --> 00:53:54,276 Last creatures we saw 998 00:53:54,278 --> 00:53:55,844 Were way down below the snow line. 999 00:53:55,846 --> 00:54:01,582 You're a very brave man to do this for your friend. 1000 00:54:01,584 --> 00:54:03,083 Well, i... 1001 00:54:03,085 --> 00:54:07,453 Ain't nothing more than me doing my job. 1002 00:54:07,855 --> 00:54:09,588 So, uh... 1003 00:54:10,290 --> 00:54:11,956 Better be going. 1004 00:54:13,392 --> 00:54:15,325 Yep. 1005 00:54:15,994 --> 00:54:17,293 Uh... 1006 00:54:32,608 --> 00:54:33,506 Aah! 1007 00:54:33,508 --> 00:54:34,573 Ohh! Aah! 1008 00:54:34,575 --> 00:54:36,575 Aah! Oh, god! 1009 00:54:36,577 --> 00:54:38,176 Ohh! Aah! 1010 00:55:51,175 --> 00:55:53,575 Aah! 1011 00:55:53,577 --> 00:55:55,977 Ooh! 1012 00:56:40,086 --> 00:56:42,152 Heh heh. 1013 00:56:42,787 --> 00:56:43,803 Mmm. 1014 00:56:43,804 --> 00:56:44,820 Shaquinna: We need the egg of an eagle, 1015 00:56:44,822 --> 00:56:46,822 Or he will die. 1016 00:56:46,824 --> 00:56:49,057 he will die. 1017 00:56:49,059 --> 00:56:51,325 He will die. 1018 00:57:06,972 --> 00:57:08,571 Oh... 1019 00:57:08,573 --> 00:57:10,105 Dear god. 1020 00:57:10,107 --> 00:57:12,006 President jefferson, i implore you. 1021 00:57:12,008 --> 00:57:14,608 If we do not give bears the right to vote, 1022 00:57:14,610 --> 00:57:16,343 They will rise up, 1023 00:57:16,345 --> 00:57:18,579 And bears will be in congress, 1024 00:57:18,580 --> 00:57:20,814 And we will be the ones performing in carnivals 1025 00:57:20,816 --> 00:57:22,849 Wearing little hats. 1026 00:57:22,851 --> 00:57:24,483 Shh, shh, shh. 1027 00:57:24,485 --> 00:57:26,869 President jefferson, 1028 00:57:26,870 --> 00:57:29,254 A few months ago, i saw a naked indian woman. 1029 00:57:29,256 --> 00:57:32,223 When i saw the naked indian woman, 1030 00:57:32,225 --> 00:57:35,159 I had certain impure thoughts. 1031 00:57:35,161 --> 00:57:36,827 Something in me has changed 1032 00:57:36,829 --> 00:57:39,162 Out here in the wilds. 1033 00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:41,731 You must rest. 1034 00:57:41,733 --> 00:57:46,101 I saw a naked indian woman. 1035 00:57:46,103 --> 00:57:49,504 Shh. 1036 00:57:53,342 --> 00:57:55,875 No! 1037 00:57:55,877 --> 00:57:57,409 God-- 1038 00:57:58,545 --> 00:58:00,111 Huh! 1039 00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:37,612 Hunt: Ok. 1040 00:58:37,614 --> 00:58:38,446 Huh? 1041 00:58:38,448 --> 00:58:39,980 Where are you? 1042 00:58:39,982 --> 00:58:41,181 Where are you? 1043 00:58:41,183 --> 00:58:43,033 Huh? 1044 00:58:43,034 --> 00:58:44,884 You protect your little birdies? 1045 00:58:44,886 --> 00:58:46,652 Ok. 1046 00:58:50,390 --> 00:58:51,155 Heh. 1047 00:58:53,892 --> 00:58:56,125 Come on, you damn bird! 1048 00:58:56,127 --> 00:58:58,293 Come and get me! 1049 00:59:16,010 --> 00:59:18,076 I got it. I got it. 1050 00:59:18,078 --> 00:59:19,676 Uhh! 1051 00:59:21,746 --> 00:59:23,445 Ooh! 1052 00:59:30,853 --> 00:59:31,718 You broke it. 1053 00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:34,520 All i needed was the shell. 1054 00:59:34,522 --> 00:59:36,622 Thank you. 1055 00:59:54,941 --> 00:59:56,840 Guhhk! 1056 00:59:56,842 --> 00:59:57,907 Guhhk! Guhhk! 1057 01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:07,147 Eep! Eep! Eep! Uhh! 1058 01:00:07,149 --> 01:00:08,848 Oot! 1059 01:00:08,850 --> 01:00:10,683 Hoot. 1060 01:00:16,223 --> 01:00:18,323 The medicine is working. 1061 01:00:20,226 --> 01:00:21,458 Can i lick the bowl? 1062 01:00:21,460 --> 01:00:24,894 Heh heh! Heh heh heh. 1063 01:00:24,896 --> 01:00:26,495 Hee hee! 1064 01:00:32,202 --> 01:00:34,035 Shaquinna. 1065 01:00:34,037 --> 01:00:34,702 Yes. 1066 01:00:34,704 --> 01:00:37,704 Your fever is broken. 1067 01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:41,573 Thank you for standing by me. 1068 01:00:41,575 --> 01:00:46,277 The person you should really thank is mr. Hunt. 1069 01:00:47,113 --> 01:00:50,013 He risked his life to bring back an eagle egg. 1070 01:00:50,015 --> 01:00:51,981 Could've just brought back the shell, 1071 01:00:51,983 --> 01:00:54,883 But nobody bothered to tell me that. 1072 01:00:55,852 --> 01:00:57,685 Thank you, mr. Hunt. 1073 01:00:58,521 --> 01:00:59,954 Now... 1074 01:00:59,955 --> 01:01:01,388 We'll build canoes and be on to the pacific 1075 01:01:01,390 --> 01:01:03,356 By the first thaw. 1076 01:01:03,358 --> 01:01:07,059 I cannot begin to express my... 1077 01:01:07,061 --> 01:01:08,911 Feelings-- 1078 01:01:08,912 --> 01:01:10,762 Don't be talking about no feelings. 1079 01:01:10,764 --> 01:01:13,698 I don't want to have to punch you. 1080 01:01:13,700 --> 01:01:14,598 Hmm. 1081 01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:15,966 Well, just the same-- 1082 01:01:15,968 --> 01:01:18,268 I'm serious. 1083 01:01:18,270 --> 01:01:19,769 Oh. 1084 01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:38,118 Good god. 1085 01:01:40,589 --> 01:01:43,723 Edwards: What rare luck is this? 1086 01:01:43,725 --> 01:01:44,657 Hunt: What? 1087 01:01:44,659 --> 01:01:45,624 Lewis and clark, 1088 01:01:45,626 --> 01:01:49,327 And, the damn fools, they're portaging. 1089 01:01:51,864 --> 01:01:53,396 Huh. 1090 01:01:55,099 --> 01:01:56,264 They're portaging because they think 1091 01:01:56,266 --> 01:01:59,233 The river is too dangerous up ahead. 1092 01:01:59,235 --> 01:02:01,101 I think we should do the same. 1093 01:02:01,103 --> 01:02:03,937 I see no reason for concern. 1094 01:02:03,939 --> 01:02:04,804 Sir? 1095 01:02:04,806 --> 01:02:06,272 An old saying-- 1096 01:02:06,274 --> 01:02:09,241 "white water in the morning." 1097 01:02:09,243 --> 01:02:10,442 Yes? 1098 01:02:10,444 --> 01:02:12,577 That's it. 1099 01:02:12,579 --> 01:02:14,379 Mr. Hunt, 1100 01:02:14,380 --> 01:02:16,180 This is our chance to overtake lewis and clark. 1101 01:02:16,182 --> 01:02:17,214 Sure, we may overtake 'em, 1102 01:02:17,216 --> 01:02:20,417 But it ain't worth risking the lives of the men. 1103 01:02:20,419 --> 01:02:23,853 I assure you all will be fine. 1104 01:02:23,855 --> 01:02:27,388 I hope to god you're right. 1105 01:02:50,578 --> 01:02:52,277 Don't worry, men. 1106 01:02:52,279 --> 01:02:54,796 According to my calculations, 1107 01:02:54,797 --> 01:02:57,314 We have less than 100 yards of rapids ahead. 1108 01:02:57,316 --> 01:02:58,682 Oh! 1109 01:03:05,155 --> 01:03:07,021 Aah! 1110 01:03:14,262 --> 01:03:16,228 Aah! 1111 01:03:18,232 --> 01:03:20,065 Ooh! Ooh! 1112 01:03:21,368 --> 01:03:23,167 Yeah! 1113 01:03:23,169 --> 01:03:24,101 Ha ha! 1114 01:03:33,711 --> 01:03:35,410 Aah! 1115 01:03:35,412 --> 01:03:36,277 Aah! 1116 01:03:47,089 --> 01:03:48,354 Aah! 1117 01:03:48,356 --> 01:03:55,527 Aah! 1118 01:04:06,506 --> 01:04:08,639 My hat's off to you, sir. 1119 01:04:08,641 --> 01:04:10,941 We made it! 1120 01:04:10,943 --> 01:04:12,676 Uhh! 1121 01:04:12,677 --> 01:04:14,410 Men, we have overtaken lewis and clark. 1122 01:04:14,413 --> 01:04:16,212 Gather up the pieces of the boat 1123 01:04:16,214 --> 01:04:18,581 And what's left of our supplies. 1124 01:04:18,583 --> 01:04:20,249 No! 1125 01:04:20,884 --> 01:04:22,617 I beg your pardon? 1126 01:04:22,619 --> 01:04:24,051 You almost got us killed 1127 01:04:24,053 --> 01:04:25,552 Just so you could be famous. 1128 01:04:25,554 --> 01:04:27,120 Well, i ain't taking no more. 1129 01:04:27,122 --> 01:04:28,788 I'm quitting this expedition. 1130 01:04:28,790 --> 01:04:30,790 What of our partnership? 1131 01:04:30,792 --> 01:04:31,891 Partnership? 1132 01:04:31,893 --> 01:04:34,393 You didn't care nothing about our partnership 1133 01:04:34,395 --> 01:04:35,327 Back there on the river. 1134 01:04:35,329 --> 01:04:38,029 Well, i don't care nothing about it now. 1135 01:04:38,031 --> 01:04:39,663 Who's coming with me? 1136 01:04:39,665 --> 01:04:41,865 To hell with both of you. 1137 01:04:41,867 --> 01:04:43,433 I've spent my entire life 1138 01:04:43,435 --> 01:04:45,535 Trying to see the pacific, 1139 01:04:45,537 --> 01:04:47,103 And i'm going by myself. 1140 01:04:47,105 --> 01:04:49,472 Who's going with me? 1141 01:04:49,473 --> 01:04:51,840 Jonah, where do your loyalties lie? 1142 01:04:51,842 --> 01:04:52,907 I'm your slave. 1143 01:04:52,909 --> 01:04:54,541 Who do you think i'm with? 1144 01:04:54,543 --> 01:04:55,441 Thank you, jonah. 1145 01:04:55,443 --> 01:04:58,143 I'm going with mr. Hunt. 1146 01:04:58,145 --> 01:04:59,544 We're close! 1147 01:04:59,546 --> 01:05:01,979 Only a few hundred miles! 1148 01:05:01,981 --> 01:05:03,380 We will be the first! 1149 01:05:03,382 --> 01:05:05,348 Trust me, the worst is over. 1150 01:05:05,350 --> 01:05:07,216 The worst will never be over-- 1151 01:05:07,218 --> 01:05:10,586 Not with this precious dandy in charge. 1152 01:05:10,588 --> 01:05:13,322 If you want to live, come with me. 1153 01:05:13,924 --> 01:05:15,857 Use your minds, men. 1154 01:05:15,859 --> 01:05:17,458 Think for yourselves. 1155 01:05:17,460 --> 01:05:19,193 Or would you rather have mr. Hunt 1156 01:05:19,195 --> 01:05:20,561 Do your thinking for you? 1157 01:05:20,563 --> 01:05:24,730 My heavenly father does my thinking for me, 1158 01:05:24,732 --> 01:05:26,865 And he thinks i'd be a damn fool 1159 01:05:26,867 --> 01:05:28,299 Not to go with hunt. 1160 01:05:28,301 --> 01:05:29,733 No, no. 1161 01:05:29,735 --> 01:05:32,435 Father. Father, wait. 1162 01:05:34,772 --> 01:05:37,806 It is better to think for yourself, 1163 01:05:37,808 --> 01:05:42,276 And i think we should continue to the pacific. 1164 01:05:42,278 --> 01:05:44,177 Stout fellow, bidwell. 1165 01:05:44,179 --> 01:05:46,212 How can you say that, man? 1166 01:05:46,214 --> 01:05:48,614 You've had it worse than all of us-- 1167 01:05:48,616 --> 01:05:50,282 Been mauled by a bear, 1168 01:05:50,284 --> 01:05:52,784 Your ear bit off by a frenchman. 1169 01:05:52,786 --> 01:05:53,684 True enough, sir. 1170 01:05:53,686 --> 01:05:55,819 I have had my share of bad luck, 1171 01:05:55,821 --> 01:05:58,288 But i cannot abandon mr. Edwards now, 1172 01:05:58,290 --> 01:06:01,057 For he alone has dared to dream. 1173 01:06:01,059 --> 01:06:04,560 And now we are so very close 1174 01:06:04,562 --> 01:06:07,162 That i believe him when he says 1175 01:06:07,164 --> 01:06:08,363 The worst is over. 1176 01:06:11,701 --> 01:06:13,867 When i said the worst was over, 1177 01:06:13,869 --> 01:06:15,835 Perhaps i spoke too soon, 1178 01:06:15,837 --> 01:06:16,802 But now surely-- 1179 01:06:16,804 --> 01:06:19,171 ow! 1180 01:06:19,173 --> 01:06:20,872 Bidwell! 1181 01:06:20,874 --> 01:06:23,041 Get down! 1182 01:06:23,042 --> 01:06:25,209 Hidalgo: I'm sorry. I was aiming for your head. 1183 01:06:25,211 --> 01:06:26,627 You wait there. 1184 01:06:26,628 --> 01:06:28,044 We'll be down in a moment to capture you. 1185 01:06:28,047 --> 01:06:29,012 Ha ha ha! 1186 01:06:30,815 --> 01:06:33,649 Hidalgo: I want them in their underthings 1187 01:06:33,651 --> 01:06:34,950 When they die. 1188 01:06:34,952 --> 01:06:36,952 That makes it much worse, 1189 01:06:36,954 --> 01:06:37,953 Don't you think? 1190 01:06:37,955 --> 01:06:40,021 Heh heh heh heh. 1191 01:06:40,023 --> 01:06:41,989 Prepare the gauntlet. 1192 01:06:41,991 --> 01:06:43,690 What? 1193 01:06:43,692 --> 01:06:44,791 The gauntlet. 1194 01:06:44,792 --> 01:06:45,891 I've decided these 2 men will die 1195 01:06:45,894 --> 01:06:48,261 Running the gauntlet. 1196 01:06:48,796 --> 01:06:50,112 The... 1197 01:06:50,113 --> 01:06:51,429 The gauntlet! The gauntlet! 1198 01:06:51,431 --> 01:06:53,364 All right. Calm yourself. 1199 01:06:53,366 --> 01:06:56,533 You don't think i know where there's a gumbit? 1200 01:06:56,535 --> 01:06:57,300 Gumblit? 1201 01:06:57,302 --> 01:06:58,501 Sanchez! Gauntlet. 1202 01:06:58,503 --> 01:07:02,537 You and the frenchman prepare the gauntlet. 1203 01:07:03,006 --> 01:07:05,706 I'm sorry we must cut short our fun, 1204 01:07:05,708 --> 01:07:07,224 My little kitten. 1205 01:07:07,225 --> 01:07:08,741 If you so much as lay a hand on me, 1206 01:07:08,744 --> 01:07:10,110 I will kill you! 1207 01:07:10,112 --> 01:07:11,010 Ooh. 1208 01:07:11,012 --> 01:07:12,444 Take her away. 1209 01:07:28,759 --> 01:07:30,357 Punch him! 1210 01:07:32,661 --> 01:07:35,861 This is what it's all about, huh? 1211 01:07:41,967 --> 01:07:44,867 Burn your feet, you cowards! 1212 01:07:44,869 --> 01:07:46,535 Oh! Ow! 1213 01:07:46,537 --> 01:07:48,970 Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! 1214 01:07:48,972 --> 01:07:50,938 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 1215 01:07:55,143 --> 01:07:56,041 Ow! Eeh! Oh! 1216 01:07:56,043 --> 01:07:58,309 Look at the poofy one! 1217 01:08:03,616 --> 01:08:05,015 Huh? 1218 01:08:05,017 --> 01:08:08,818 Whose idea was the corn? 1219 01:08:14,191 --> 01:08:16,157 They're getting away! 1220 01:08:16,159 --> 01:08:17,691 Hector, follow them! 1221 01:08:17,693 --> 01:08:18,658 After them! 1222 01:08:18,660 --> 01:08:19,992 Go after them! 1223 01:08:29,735 --> 01:08:31,634 Over there! 1224 01:08:46,916 --> 01:08:49,683 Hurry! They're almost here! 1225 01:08:53,554 --> 01:08:55,887 Oh, god! 1226 01:09:03,563 --> 01:09:04,461 Come on! 1227 01:09:04,463 --> 01:09:06,196 Forget about me. 1228 01:09:06,198 --> 01:09:07,530 You can do it! 1229 01:09:07,532 --> 01:09:08,531 Save yourself. 1230 01:09:08,533 --> 01:09:12,601 I'll never forget this, bartholomew. 1231 01:09:15,572 --> 01:09:17,638 And now we kill you, señor, 1232 01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:19,339 And take your head back to hidalgo, 1233 01:09:19,341 --> 01:09:21,841 But we do have one tiny favor to ask of you. 1234 01:09:21,843 --> 01:09:24,443 Yes. You see, so often when we bring a head 1235 01:09:24,445 --> 01:09:25,911 Back to hidalgo, 1236 01:09:25,912 --> 01:09:27,378 It has a grimace or a look of terror. 1237 01:09:27,381 --> 01:09:29,547 It would really put us in good with hidalgo 1238 01:09:29,549 --> 01:09:33,082 If you could smile as we kill you. 1239 01:09:33,084 --> 01:09:35,117 Go to hell. 1240 01:09:35,119 --> 01:09:37,185 Oh. 1241 01:09:38,321 --> 01:09:39,386 No, no. 1242 01:09:39,388 --> 01:09:40,887 Did you see how ugly your face was 1243 01:09:40,889 --> 01:09:42,121 When you said that? 1244 01:09:42,123 --> 01:09:43,589 Say... 1245 01:09:43,591 --> 01:09:44,523 Say... 1246 01:09:44,525 --> 01:09:45,423 Say "poppy." 1247 01:09:45,425 --> 01:09:46,457 Yes. Say "poppy." 1248 01:09:46,459 --> 01:09:48,292 You see, one cannot help but smile 1249 01:09:48,294 --> 01:09:49,793 When they say the word "poppy." 1250 01:09:49,795 --> 01:09:51,227 Say "poppy." say "poppy." 1251 01:09:51,229 --> 01:09:52,127 Poppy. Say "poppy." 1252 01:09:52,129 --> 01:09:55,630 Die, you spanish bastards! 1253 01:10:08,243 --> 01:10:11,677 Poppy, you sons of bitches. 1254 01:10:22,122 --> 01:10:23,087 You know, uh... 1255 01:10:23,089 --> 01:10:26,356 What you did back there for me was, uh... 1256 01:10:26,358 --> 01:10:27,924 That was real nice of you. 1257 01:10:27,926 --> 01:10:29,091 It's fine. Don't-- 1258 01:10:29,093 --> 01:10:30,826 You don't understand. 1259 01:10:30,828 --> 01:10:32,494 It's just that, uh... 1260 01:10:32,496 --> 01:10:34,128 No one's ever done nothing like that 1261 01:10:34,130 --> 01:10:35,996 For me before. 1262 01:10:35,998 --> 01:10:38,199 And, uh... 1263 01:10:38,201 --> 01:10:39,733 Uh... 1264 01:10:42,169 --> 01:10:43,201 Thank you. 1265 01:10:43,203 --> 01:10:44,802 That's all. 1266 01:10:44,804 --> 01:10:46,804 Just thank you. 1267 01:10:49,508 --> 01:10:51,908 Especially someone like you, 1268 01:10:51,910 --> 01:10:55,711 Who could've got himself killed so easy. 1269 01:11:25,305 --> 01:11:26,804 Aw. 1270 01:11:26,806 --> 01:11:29,173 I think he's asleep. 1271 01:11:29,175 --> 01:11:31,842 I think he's dead. 1272 01:11:32,644 --> 01:11:34,877 Aah! Jesus! 1273 01:11:35,479 --> 01:11:37,912 I'm sorry i scared you. 1274 01:11:37,914 --> 01:11:40,281 I was just resting my eyes. 1275 01:11:40,283 --> 01:11:42,683 We need help. 1276 01:11:42,685 --> 01:11:44,618 I will help. 1277 01:11:44,620 --> 01:11:48,655 I am a proud warrior. 1278 01:11:48,823 --> 01:11:51,757 Wait. At least let us explain the situation. 1279 01:11:51,759 --> 01:11:53,225 There's no time for that. 1280 01:11:53,227 --> 01:11:55,594 Look, our men are being held captive 1281 01:11:55,596 --> 01:11:57,162 By at least 20 conquistadors. 1282 01:11:57,164 --> 01:12:00,532 Are there others in your tribe that can help us? 1283 01:12:00,534 --> 01:12:02,233 Perhaps men a bit... 1284 01:12:02,235 --> 01:12:05,402 Younger than yourself? 1285 01:12:05,404 --> 01:12:06,536 Yes. 1286 01:12:09,406 --> 01:12:13,607 I am going to cut this woman's hair off. 1287 01:12:13,609 --> 01:12:15,942 Anybody want to guess why? 1288 01:12:15,944 --> 01:12:18,144 To entertain us? 1289 01:12:18,146 --> 01:12:19,145 No. 1290 01:12:19,147 --> 01:12:21,147 Because she asked you to? 1291 01:12:21,149 --> 01:12:22,548 No. 1292 01:12:22,550 --> 01:12:23,615 Oh. I know, i know. 1293 01:12:23,617 --> 01:12:27,418 Because her hair's more beautiful than yours, 1294 01:12:27,420 --> 01:12:29,086 And you're jealous. 1295 01:12:29,088 --> 01:12:30,387 No. 1296 01:12:30,389 --> 01:12:31,921 I am going to cut her hair off 1297 01:12:31,923 --> 01:12:34,957 Because it's not as beautiful as mine. 1298 01:12:34,959 --> 01:12:37,993 Because even if she won't admit it, 1299 01:12:37,995 --> 01:12:39,527 She's thinking, 1300 01:12:39,529 --> 01:12:41,996 "why should i even bother to have hair 1301 01:12:41,998 --> 01:12:44,231 When he's got hair like that?" 1302 01:12:44,233 --> 01:12:45,365 You understand? 1303 01:12:45,367 --> 01:12:46,866 No, not really. 1304 01:12:46,868 --> 01:12:47,600 Others: No. 1305 01:12:47,602 --> 01:12:50,235 I don't-- i don't get it. 1306 01:12:50,237 --> 01:12:52,104 Who cares? 1307 01:12:52,105 --> 01:12:53,972 I'm going to skin you all alive anyway. 1308 01:12:53,974 --> 01:12:54,973 Prepare her. 1309 01:12:54,975 --> 01:12:57,475 Prepare her. 1310 01:12:57,743 --> 01:13:00,810 You indicated that the braves you had summoned 1311 01:13:00,812 --> 01:13:02,778 Were younger than you. 1312 01:13:02,780 --> 01:13:05,047 They are. 1313 01:13:05,048 --> 01:13:07,315 Running puma is 2 years younger. 1314 01:13:07,317 --> 01:13:10,751 Strong like mountain is, um... 1315 01:13:10,753 --> 01:13:11,551 4. 1316 01:13:11,553 --> 01:13:12,852 4 years younger. 1317 01:13:12,854 --> 01:13:16,989 We appreciate you showing up and all, 1318 01:13:16,991 --> 01:13:17,990 But, uh, 1319 01:13:17,992 --> 01:13:20,625 We're going to probably just, uh... 1320 01:13:20,627 --> 01:13:22,693 Do this alone. 1321 01:13:22,695 --> 01:13:25,529 At the moment of battle, 1322 01:13:25,531 --> 01:13:27,898 Our spirits will soar 1323 01:13:27,900 --> 01:13:31,667 And give us the strength 1324 01:13:31,669 --> 01:13:32,801 To fight. 1325 01:13:32,803 --> 01:13:35,870 All: Uhh. 1326 01:13:35,872 --> 01:13:38,072 Hmm. 1327 01:13:38,074 --> 01:13:40,874 This is the way we must travel. 1328 01:13:40,876 --> 01:13:45,978 This way, we save our strength for the battle. 1329 01:13:45,980 --> 01:13:47,279 Stop. 1330 01:13:47,281 --> 01:13:49,798 What now? 1331 01:13:49,799 --> 01:13:52,316 Running puma have to go back behind tree again. 1332 01:13:52,318 --> 01:13:54,417 I'm sorry. 1333 01:13:56,354 --> 01:13:58,654 All right, look. 1334 01:13:58,656 --> 01:14:00,322 This is the last time. 1335 01:14:00,324 --> 01:14:03,391 Anyone else has to go, do it now. 1336 01:14:03,393 --> 01:14:06,227 I ain't stopping again. 1337 01:14:15,437 --> 01:14:17,637 I don't see how these indians 1338 01:14:17,639 --> 01:14:20,006 Are going to help us. 1339 01:14:20,008 --> 01:14:21,640 Perhaps we need not rely on them to fight. 1340 01:14:21,642 --> 01:14:26,377 Perhaps i can bluff hidalgo using my wits. 1341 01:14:26,379 --> 01:14:28,079 Hmm. 1342 01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:29,780 Hidalgo: This is getting much too difficult. 1343 01:14:29,782 --> 01:14:33,517 We can finish brushing her hair after she's dead. 1344 01:14:33,519 --> 01:14:36,253 Edwards: Stop right there, señor! 1345 01:14:36,888 --> 01:14:38,520 This has gone too far. 1346 01:14:38,522 --> 01:14:40,922 You must release shaquinna. 1347 01:14:40,924 --> 01:14:43,224 Such arrogance. 1348 01:14:43,226 --> 01:14:47,094 You are surrounded by an army of indian braves 1349 01:14:47,096 --> 01:14:48,295 Who, on my command, 1350 01:14:48,297 --> 01:14:51,031 Will descend upon you with all the fury 1351 01:14:51,033 --> 01:14:53,600 Of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse! 1352 01:14:53,602 --> 01:14:56,436 Hell, we got more than 4, 1353 01:14:56,438 --> 01:14:59,972 And they got names like soaring eagle 1354 01:14:59,974 --> 01:15:02,708 And strong like mountain 1355 01:15:02,710 --> 01:15:04,376 And... 1356 01:15:04,378 --> 01:15:05,610 Others, too. 1357 01:15:05,612 --> 01:15:08,045 Well, where are these braves, huh? 1358 01:15:08,047 --> 01:15:09,146 Show them to me. 1359 01:15:09,148 --> 01:15:11,481 Show them to me, too. 1360 01:15:11,483 --> 01:15:14,317 I am one of these braves. 1361 01:15:14,319 --> 01:15:17,720 And i am one of these braves. 1362 01:15:17,722 --> 01:15:20,856 I am one of these braves. 1363 01:15:25,495 --> 01:15:26,711 Well... 1364 01:15:26,712 --> 01:15:27,928 Well, that's quite an army, huh? 1365 01:15:27,930 --> 01:15:29,663 I mean, why should we fight? 1366 01:15:29,665 --> 01:15:31,731 Maybe if we wait a couple hours, 1367 01:15:31,733 --> 01:15:34,967 They'll die of old age. 1368 01:15:34,969 --> 01:15:37,302 Die of old age! 1369 01:15:56,288 --> 01:15:58,288 Aah! 1370 01:16:01,492 --> 01:16:03,225 Aah! 1371 01:16:21,878 --> 01:16:24,044 Yaah! 1372 01:16:27,716 --> 01:16:31,316 And you thought i couldn't escape you, huh? 1373 01:16:31,318 --> 01:16:32,684 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1374 01:16:32,686 --> 01:16:33,718 You... 1375 01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:35,319 Here's an idea-- 1376 01:16:35,321 --> 01:16:38,255 You take off running into the woods, 1377 01:16:38,257 --> 01:16:40,724 And i try to count to 3 1378 01:16:40,726 --> 01:16:42,392 Before i put another hole 1379 01:16:42,394 --> 01:16:46,428 In your hairy french ass! 1380 01:16:46,797 --> 01:16:48,530 Ha ha ha ha! 1381 01:16:48,532 --> 01:16:50,198 Hairy french ass. 1382 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:52,434 You had me go-- 1383 01:16:52,435 --> 01:16:54,669 And i'll put a big hole in your hairy french ass. 1384 01:16:54,671 --> 01:16:56,437 Man, you-- 1385 01:16:56,439 --> 01:16:57,938 Oh. 1386 01:17:04,245 --> 01:17:05,244 Aah! 1387 01:17:05,246 --> 01:17:07,378 Uhh! 1388 01:17:10,182 --> 01:17:12,649 Aah! 1389 01:17:12,651 --> 01:17:14,117 Aah! 1390 01:17:14,119 --> 01:17:16,119 Hidalgo: Hey, señor! 1391 01:17:16,121 --> 01:17:18,955 Look what i have! 1392 01:17:18,957 --> 01:17:20,890 Your woman! 1393 01:17:23,027 --> 01:17:24,359 I'll take care of this. 1394 01:17:24,361 --> 01:17:25,593 No! 1395 01:17:25,595 --> 01:17:27,661 You've done enough, bartholomew. 1396 01:17:27,663 --> 01:17:29,162 Oh, leslie! 1397 01:17:29,164 --> 01:17:30,329 Come on! 1398 01:17:30,331 --> 01:17:33,731 It's time for me to fight my own battles. 1399 01:17:33,733 --> 01:17:35,232 Uhh! 1400 01:17:35,234 --> 01:17:36,733 Aah! 1401 01:17:38,670 --> 01:17:41,237 Hidalgo is mine. 1402 01:17:50,914 --> 01:17:52,413 Aah! 1403 01:18:03,358 --> 01:18:05,925 Sir, you are a coward. 1404 01:18:05,927 --> 01:18:08,894 You seized a woman and ran, 1405 01:18:08,896 --> 01:18:11,830 And now i'm going to teach you a lesson. 1406 01:18:15,101 --> 01:18:16,066 Uhh! 1407 01:18:16,068 --> 01:18:17,834 Ha ha ha! 1408 01:18:25,209 --> 01:18:27,943 Either you're brave, or you're stupid. 1409 01:18:27,945 --> 01:18:31,947 Perhaps there's not much difference between the two. 1410 01:18:44,260 --> 01:18:46,110 You're a smart man. 1411 01:18:46,111 --> 01:18:47,961 After i kill you, i'll have to look at your brain 1412 01:18:47,963 --> 01:18:50,663 To see if it's different from, you know, 1413 01:18:50,665 --> 01:18:54,066 Other brains i might have seen. 1414 01:19:01,875 --> 01:19:04,642 Good god. 1415 01:19:04,644 --> 01:19:07,478 Oh! 1416 01:19:07,913 --> 01:19:09,479 Well, hello, baldy. 1417 01:19:09,481 --> 01:19:11,047 Hey, baldy, baldy, 1418 01:19:11,049 --> 01:19:12,882 Baldy, baldy, baldy! 1419 01:19:12,884 --> 01:19:14,416 Oh, my-- 1420 01:19:14,418 --> 01:19:15,950 You shut up! 1421 01:19:15,952 --> 01:19:17,451 Aah! 1422 01:19:23,625 --> 01:19:25,559 No! 1423 01:19:28,997 --> 01:19:31,196 Ooh! Uhh! 1424 01:19:32,299 --> 01:19:33,431 Huh? 1425 01:19:33,433 --> 01:19:34,598 Now... 1426 01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:37,233 You see me as i truly am, señor-- 1427 01:19:37,235 --> 01:19:39,802 Just a bald... 1428 01:19:39,804 --> 01:19:41,737 Fat man 1429 01:19:41,739 --> 01:19:42,871 Begging 1430 01:19:42,873 --> 01:19:45,340 For your mercy. 1431 01:19:45,342 --> 01:19:46,441 Edwards! 1432 01:19:46,443 --> 01:19:48,776 We've just seen lewis and clark. 1433 01:19:48,778 --> 01:19:50,011 They're a mile away, 1434 01:19:50,012 --> 01:19:51,245 And they're headed for the ocean. 1435 01:19:51,247 --> 01:19:53,046 My god. 1436 01:19:53,048 --> 01:19:54,514 Well, come on, then. 1437 01:19:54,516 --> 01:19:56,515 We can still beat them! 1438 01:19:58,085 --> 01:19:59,417 Hey, señor! 1439 01:19:59,419 --> 01:20:01,852 This business with my wig-- 1440 01:20:01,854 --> 01:20:04,187 It's just between you and me, huh? 1441 01:20:04,189 --> 01:20:05,721 Ha ha! 1442 01:20:26,342 --> 01:20:28,642 Oh, my god. 1443 01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:41,619 We did it. 1444 01:20:43,689 --> 01:20:44,988 Not yet, we haven't. 1445 01:20:44,990 --> 01:20:48,624 They're going to get to the ocean before us. 1446 01:20:48,626 --> 01:20:49,591 The only way to beat them 1447 01:20:49,593 --> 01:20:51,960 Is straight down that rock face. 1448 01:20:51,962 --> 01:20:56,698 Well, then, as leader of this expedition... 1449 01:20:56,700 --> 01:20:59,167 I should be the one that climbs down. 1450 01:20:59,169 --> 01:21:01,469 Leslie! 1451 01:21:01,471 --> 01:21:03,704 You ain't going down there. 1452 01:21:03,706 --> 01:21:06,540 You'll be killed. I should go. 1453 01:21:07,042 --> 01:21:08,708 Nonsense. 1454 01:21:08,710 --> 01:21:12,210 Then this is for your own damn good. 1455 01:21:14,614 --> 01:21:18,115 How was that for my own damn good? 1456 01:21:18,117 --> 01:21:20,150 Sorry. The, uh... 1457 01:21:20,151 --> 01:21:22,184 The punch was supposed to knock you out. 1458 01:21:22,187 --> 01:21:23,786 Let's see here. 1459 01:21:23,788 --> 01:21:26,522 Ah, this here ought to do it. 1460 01:21:28,792 --> 01:21:31,893 What--what the hell are you doing? 1461 01:21:31,895 --> 01:21:33,027 Go! 1462 01:21:33,029 --> 01:21:35,795 He's going to go. 1463 01:21:38,533 --> 01:21:39,698 Pratt? 1464 01:21:39,700 --> 01:21:41,833 Give me the flag. 1465 01:22:01,387 --> 01:22:03,487 Well... 1466 01:22:04,189 --> 01:22:06,322 Good luck. 1467 01:22:32,615 --> 01:22:33,547 Ow! 1468 01:22:33,549 --> 01:22:35,048 Oh, god! 1469 01:22:35,050 --> 01:22:36,582 Aah! Ha ha! 1470 01:22:36,584 --> 01:22:38,317 Ow! 1471 01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:42,520 Aah! Ohh! 1472 01:22:47,460 --> 01:22:50,494 Oh, no. 1473 01:22:50,496 --> 01:22:52,128 Aah! 1474 01:23:00,936 --> 01:23:02,435 Oh, god! 1475 01:23:02,437 --> 01:23:04,370 Aah! Whoa! 1476 01:23:05,239 --> 01:23:07,405 Waah! 1477 01:23:08,608 --> 01:23:10,140 Oh, god! 1478 01:23:10,142 --> 01:23:11,741 Aah! 1479 01:23:11,743 --> 01:23:13,542 Aah! 1480 01:23:13,544 --> 01:23:14,709 Ohh! 1481 01:23:14,711 --> 01:23:15,876 Whoa! 1482 01:23:15,878 --> 01:23:18,178 Ohh! 1483 01:23:18,180 --> 01:23:19,145 Ho ho! 1484 01:23:19,147 --> 01:23:20,846 Oh, god! 1485 01:23:20,848 --> 01:23:21,980 No! 1486 01:23:21,982 --> 01:23:23,848 Please, bird! 1487 01:23:23,850 --> 01:23:25,115 Don't hurt me! 1488 01:23:25,117 --> 01:23:26,649 You put me on the ground, 1489 01:23:26,651 --> 01:23:29,551 You damn dirty bird! 1490 01:23:29,553 --> 01:23:31,586 Aah! 1491 01:23:31,588 --> 01:23:32,653 Ohh. 1492 01:23:32,655 --> 01:23:33,954 Aah! 1493 01:23:35,023 --> 01:23:38,557 Aah! 1494 01:23:38,559 --> 01:23:40,091 Aah! 1495 01:23:40,093 --> 01:23:42,226 Aah! Uhh! 1496 01:23:45,830 --> 01:23:48,564 Oh, my god. 1497 01:24:22,264 --> 01:24:23,596 Hunt! 1498 01:24:23,598 --> 01:24:25,030 You did it! 1499 01:24:25,032 --> 01:24:27,198 We all did it! 1500 01:24:32,071 --> 01:24:32,869 Wait. 1501 01:24:32,871 --> 01:24:34,070 How'd you get down here? 1502 01:24:34,072 --> 01:24:38,174 We...Found an indian trail. 1503 01:24:38,176 --> 01:24:39,108 It was very nice. 1504 01:24:39,110 --> 01:24:42,544 Yes. They even carved little steps. 1505 01:24:42,546 --> 01:24:43,778 Huh. 1506 01:24:43,780 --> 01:24:46,413 Shame we didn't take another minute or two 1507 01:24:46,415 --> 01:24:48,014 To look around up there. 1508 01:24:48,016 --> 01:24:50,582 Leslie, look. 1509 01:24:53,420 --> 01:24:55,586 You're too late! 1510 01:24:56,221 --> 01:24:57,820 We beat you! 1511 01:24:57,822 --> 01:24:58,954 Yeah! 1512 01:24:58,956 --> 01:25:01,122 Go home, losers! 1513 01:25:06,095 --> 01:25:08,195 Hunt: Hey! 1514 01:25:11,699 --> 01:25:13,616 Men... 1515 01:25:13,617 --> 01:25:15,534 We're the first to conquer this great continent. 1516 01:25:15,536 --> 01:25:18,370 Yeah! Yeah! 1517 01:25:22,541 --> 01:25:23,339 Well... 1518 01:25:23,341 --> 01:25:25,341 Time to head home. 1519 01:25:25,343 --> 01:25:26,742 Yeah. Yep. 1520 01:25:26,743 --> 01:25:28,142 W-why does it have to end here? 1521 01:25:28,145 --> 01:25:29,177 What are you talking about? 1522 01:25:29,179 --> 01:25:31,078 I'm talking about exploring! 1523 01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:32,979 Look here, men. 1524 01:25:32,981 --> 01:25:35,114 We've beaten this continent. 1525 01:25:35,116 --> 01:25:36,181 What say we try another? 1526 01:25:36,183 --> 01:25:38,683 We could travel north to the bering strait-- 1527 01:25:38,685 --> 01:25:41,986 A bridge of land and ice that leads to asia. 1528 01:25:41,988 --> 01:25:44,088 We could walk there. 1529 01:25:44,090 --> 01:25:47,924 Walk to asia? 1530 01:25:47,926 --> 01:25:48,958 I like it. 1531 01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:51,527 And why stop there? 1532 01:25:51,529 --> 01:25:53,462 We could go on to europe. 1533 01:25:53,464 --> 01:25:54,496 Hunt: Yeah! 1534 01:25:54,498 --> 01:25:55,430 Edwards and hunt-- 1535 01:25:55,432 --> 01:25:58,800 The first americans to walk to europe. 1536 01:26:00,436 --> 01:26:02,436 Higgins: The food alone is worth the trip. 1537 01:26:02,438 --> 01:26:03,837 Bidwell: Oh, the food, sir! 1538 01:26:03,839 --> 01:26:05,071 Edwards: This time next christmas, 1539 01:26:05,073 --> 01:26:08,140 We'll be sipping champagne in paris! 1540 01:26:09,076 --> 01:26:13,111 Higgins: Paris, here we come! 98289