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This cat isn't going to clean itself.

But don't cats clean themselves?

You have to go now.

Oh, okay, but I'm coming back tomorrow night.

What? No, you can't.

Meet me in the courtyard beside the fountain.

When the moon is above the minaret.

To return this.

I promise.

Can you believe it, Abu?

The most heavily guarded place in all of Agrabah.

Evening.

Evening.

Evening.

Guards are behind me.

Hello, boys.

Where am I?

In a world of trouble, boy.

That bracelet. Is that what this is about?

Because I-I didn't steal it.

The handmaid...

What was the handmaid doing wearing the Queen's bracelet?

The Queen?

No, no. She said that

- it belonged to... - Her mother.

Well, at least she told the truth about one thing.

A-Are you saying that was the Princess?

- I was talking to the... - She was toying with you.

It amuses her to meet commoners.

Did you actually think she liked you?

What do they call you?

Aladdin.

Aladdin.

People like us must be realistic.

Us?

You see, I was once like you.

A common thief.

Only I thought bigger.

Steal an apple, and you're a thief.

Steal a kingdom, and you're a statesman.

Only weak men stop there.

You're either the most powerful man in the room, or you're nothing.

You. You stumbled upon an opportunity.

I can make you rich.

Rich enough to impress a princess.

But nothing comes for free.

What would I have to do?

There's a cave nearby.

And in it, a simple oil lamp.

Retrieve it for me, and I will make you

wealthy enough to impress a princess.

You're nothing to her.

But you could be.

Your life begins now, Aladdin.

Still waiting?

No. No, I... came out to...

He promised.

I'll be upstairs if you need me.

Good night, Dalia.

The Cave of Wonders.

When you enter, you will see more riches

than you've ever dreamed of.

Gold, diamonds...

and... the lamp.

Bring it to me and I will make you rich and free.

But take no other treasure,

no matter how sorely you are tempted.

And you will be tempted.

Only one may enter here.

One who's worth lies far within.

A diamond in the rough.

Remember...

take nothing but the lamp.

Abu, don't touch. Remember?

Whoa.

Abu.

This is a magic carpet.

These really do exist.

Hello, carpet.

Let's see what we can do about your situation here.

Oh, hey!

Don't mention it.

Abu, keep your little monkey hands to yourself.

Abu! No!

You have touched the forbidden treasure!

Now, you will never again see the light

of day!

Carpet!

Abu, jump!

Could you give me a hand?

First, the lamp.

- No, no, first, your hand. - We don't have much time.

Give me the lamp.

Your hand!

Second no more, Master.

Now, your hand!

How about my foot?

No!

Get off me, monkey!

Dirty monkey.

Aaahhh!

We're alive.

I think.

Thank you, carpet.

Abu.

How did you...?

You cunning little monkey.

Now, all we need's a way out.

Hey, carpet, do you know a way out of here?

The lamp?

What is that?

Oh, great one who summons me.

Terrible one who commands me.

I stand by my oath.

Loyalty to wishes three.

I said... oh...

great...

Excuse me. Boy, where's your boss?

Help me out here, where's your boss?

If I was gonna talk to myself, I coulda just stayed in the lamp.

Hello!

Um...

Use your big boy voice.

I'm... talking...

to a smoking blue giant?

No!

I am not a giant.

I am a genie. There's a difference.

Giants are not real.

- Where's your boss? - Um, my boss?

Look, kid, I've been doing this a long time, all right?

There's always a guy, you know.

He's cheated somebody or buried somebody or...

I mean, you get my point. Where's that guy?

I know that guy. He's outside.

So...

it's just...

you and me down here?

And a monkey.

That's your personal business, but

we gonna need to talk about that monkey later.

Such a pretty little monkey.

So, you rubbed the lamp?

Uh-huh.

O... kay.

Hey, do you mind if I just

stretch it out over here? Do you mind?

Uh, are you asking me?

You're my master.

I'm your master?

Downward dog!

No, no, no. You look like you should be my master.

Right, but that's not quite how it works, though.

How long have you been trapped in here?

'Bout a thousand years.

A thousand years?

A thousand years?

Kid, is it me, or does, like, everything surprise you?

So, you really don't know who I am?

Genie, wishes, lamp?

None of that ringin' a bell?

Wow.

Well, th-th-that's a first.

Monkey!

Oh, you don't need to worry about him, he's fine.

�� Well, Ali Baba, he had them forty thieves ��

�� Scheherazade had a thousand tales ��

�� Well, master, you're in luck because up your sleeve ��

�� You got a genie that never fails! ��

Whoo!

I'm the best.

Yeah.

Not enough, huh?

I'm kidding. Watch this.

Here I go!

Unh, ooh, woo!

Back up!

Uh-oh!

Watch out!

You done wound me up!

'Boutta show you what I'm workin' with, unh!

�� Well, Ali Baba, he had them forty thieves ��

�� Scheherazade had a thousand tales ��

�� But, master, you're in luck because up your sleeves ��

�� You got a brand of magic never fails ��

�� You got some power in your corner now ��

�� Heavy ammunition in your camp ��

�� You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo, and how? ��

�� All you gotta do is rub that lamp ��

�� And then I'll say ��

�� Mister-Man, what's your name? Whatever ��

�� What will your pleasure be? ��

�� Let me take your order, I'll jot it down ��

�� You ain't never had a friend like me ��

�� Life is your restaurant ��

�� And I'm your maitre d' ��

�� Come, whisper to me whatever it is you want ��

�� You ain't never had a friend like me ��

�� We pride ourselves on service ��

�� You the boss, the king, the shah! ��

�� Say what you wish, it's yours! True dish ��

�� How about a little more baklava? ��

�� Have some of column A ��

�� Try all of column B ��

�� I'm in the mood to help you, dude ��

�� You ain't never had a friend like me ��

Oh!

Unh!

It's the big part

Watch out!

It's the big part

Oh!

�� Can your friends do this? ��

�� Can your friends do that? ��

�� Can your friends pull this ��

�� Outta they little hat? ��

�� Can your friends go ��

�� I'm the genie of the lamp ��

�� I can sing, rap, dance, if you give me a chance, oh! ��

�� Don't sit there buggy-eyed ��

�� I'm here to answer all your midday prayers ��

�� You got me bona fide, certified ��

�� You got a genie for your charge d'affaires ��

�� I got a powerful urge to help you out ��

�� So what's your wish? I really wanna know ��

�� You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt ��

�� All you gotta do is rub like so ��

�� - Mister? Yes! - Aladdin ��

�� One wish or two or three ��

�� Well, I'm on the job, you big nabob ��

�� You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend ��

�� You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend ��

�� - You ain't never - Never ��

�� - Had a - Had a ��

�� - Friend - Friend ��

�� - Like - Like ��

�� Me! ��

�� You ain't never had a friend like me ��

You can clap now.

Puh-domp.

No, no, no, no. Please, please, please, please.

You can thank me outside.

I-In the sun.

When you wish us out.

So, how does it work?

You're... kidding, right?

The whole song...

was th-the instructions!

Obviously you can't dance and listen at the same time.

So here's the basics:

Step one. Rub the lamp.

Step two. Say what you want.

Step three. There is no step three.

See? It's that easy.

You get three wishes. They must begin with rubbing the lamp

and saying "I wish". Got it?

- I think so. - A couple other rules.

You can't wish for more wishes. Three is enough.

Now, I can't make anybody love anybody.

Or bring anybody back from the dead.

Feel free to interrupt me anytime you don't understand.

I'm kidding. Don't ever interrupt me, no matter what.

Now, I usually don't have to go through all this

because by the time the guy gets to me,

he pretty much knows what he wants

and it generally has to do with

tons of money and power!

Do me a favor, do not drink from that cup.

I promise you, there's not enough money and power on earth

for you to be satisfied.

Good? So, what's your first wish?

Mm, well...

I have to think about it. I mean, if there are only three.

Why are there only three, anyway?

I don't know! Who cares?

You don't know.

I thought you were all-knowing?

That's 'cause you don't listen.

I never said I was all-knowing.

I said I was all-powerful.

The most powerful being in the universe.

Look, whatever I don't know, I know I can learn it.

Side in the sun.

Why you playin' hard to wish?

I know you can't tell, but I'm very pale.

This is sky blue.

My natural pigmentation is navy.

Give us some sun!

Okay, Genie.

I wish for you to get us out of this cave.

Oh, yeah! He has made his first wish!

Thank you for choosing carpets, camels and caravans.

Please don't forget to tip your genie on the way out.

Hold yourself, kid!

Whoo!

Whoa.

Man, look at this world.

It's so... big.

Inside the lamp, everything's like, brass!

Brass! Brass! Brass!

Like, ooh, is that some copper? Nope! Brass!

Sorta the problem with the genie life.

Phenomenal cosmic powers,

but itty-bitty living space.

So, is this magic?

Or are you magic?

Eh, kind of a package deal.

Can you warn me before you do that?

Oh, you'll get used to it.

Right.

So, do I have to make all my wishes here?

I mean, if I take you back to Agrabah, won't people...?

No, no, no, no, no. I can look totally normal.

Right. Totally normal.

Still blue.

Do we need the top knot?

That's my little cherry on top.

Okay, okay.

So...

What are you gonna wish?

Oh, I-I haven't thought about that.

Mm. You really are not that guy.

Okay. So what would you wish for?

No one's ever asked me that before.

An easy one though.

I wish to be free.

To not have to say,

Can I help you?

What would you like?

Welcome to the lamp. May I take your order please?

Freedom.

I wish to be...

To be human.

Why don't you just set yourself free?

Carpet!

Did you hear what this boy said?

Why don't I set myself free?

Only way a genie gets to be free is if

the owner of the lamp

uses one of his wishes to set him free.

And the last time that happened was, like,

the fourth of Never-ary.

I'll do it.

I've got three, right?

Actually, you have two left.

You used one to get out of the cave, remember?

Did I? Or did you?

I thought I had to be rubbing the lamp?

Okay, little street boy. Let's rewind the tape.

Okay, Genie.

Oooh!

The old monkey-with-the-lamp trick.

Never seen that one before.

Keep my eye on you.

At least now I can use my third wish to set you free.

Here's the thing about wishes.

The more you have,

the more you want.

That's not me.

Hmm.

We'll see about that.

- But there is something. - Uh-oh.

Seen that face before.

Who is she?

Who's the girl?

She's a princess.

Aww, aren't they all?

Treat your woman like a queen, I always say.

No. No, she's an actual princess.

Well, I already told you.

I can't make anyone love anyone, so.

No, no. We had a connection.

Did they?

She is smart and kind and so beautiful.

But she has to marry a...

Hey, can you make me a prince?

There's a lot of gray area in "make me a prince".

I could just... make you a prince.

Oh, no.

Right, you'd be snuggled up with that dude for the rest of your life.

Yo, you all seen my palace?

Be specific with your words.

- The deal is in the detail. - Got it.

Which I don't really understand

because if she already likes you, why change?

I told you she has to marry a prince.

I just wanna go home, man.

Okay. I can do that.

An official wish this time,

for those of us who are counting,

which now, I am one.

Genie... I wish...

Lamp?

Oh. Sorry.

All right.

Genie...

Don't hurt him, Genie.

I wish...

to become...

a prince.

Back up, boy, I need some room to work.

I'm about to fabulize you.

Genie?

A little head-spinning. Better though, right?

I think I'm... getting used to it.

Okay, a prince, a prince.

Obviously, the ghetto-chic is not gonna work.

I'm feeling a periwinkle.

Wh-What's periwinkle?

No. Chartreuse.

- The lines are all wrong. - What is this?

The color clashes with your skin tone.

The silhouette is confused.

This is a big hat.

No, that is not a big hat.

Come on, Genie, gotta beat the door down.

Gotta go bold!

Gotta... gold!

Aah, no!

- We've gone too far. - Genie! You slippin'.

It's gotta be neutral for the desert.

Ivory, beige, bone, Albion.

It's a little heavy.

Oh!

And the crowd goes wild!

Oho!

The Genie! The Genie's on fire!

The Genie's on fire, folks.

Somebody cool me down!

Somebody put me out! I'm too much!

So what do you think?

I like it.

Of course you like it, boy. I made it.

I think that's me.

Strictly speaking, it... it's me.

I mean, I did most of the work. You was just standing there.

But I hear you.

But won't people recognize me?

Nobody will recognize you. That's how genie magic works.

People see what they're told to see.

Right.

- Who am I? - Who...

Prince... Ali.

- From? - Duh.

From Abuvwah.

A-bab-wah?

You're not listenin'. Ababwah.

- Is that a real place? - Yeah.

Like, everybody knows about it. It has a brochure.

A little hot in the summer, temperate in the fall.

I-I'll let you read it en route.

How are we gonna get there?

I guess you can't ride a chimp.

Don't you just love a moonwalking monkey?

Uh-uh, hold it there, Abu.

Donkey. Too small.

No. Too obvious.

We need something robust.

Relax, Abu. It's just for a minute.

Whoa.

Prince Ali...

of Ababwah.

And now, for your entourage.

What?

What's happening?

Genie?

Clear the way!

Clear the way!

Clear the way! Clear the way!

�� Make way for Prince Ali! ��

�� Say hey! It's Prince Ali! ��

�� Hey! Clear the way in the old bazaar ��

�� Hey you! Let us through! It's a brand new star ��

�� Oh come, be the first on your block to meet his eye! ��

�� Make way! Here he comes! ��

�� Ring bells! Bang the drums! ��

�� You're gonna love this guy ��

�� Prince Ali! Fabulous he! Ali Ababwa ��

�� Show some respect, boy, genuflect ��

�� Down on one knee ��

�� Now, try your best to stay calm ��

�� Brush up your Friday salaam ��

�� Then come and meet his spectacular coterie ��

�� Prince Ali! Mighty is he! Ali Ababwa ��

�� Strong as ten regular men ��

�� Definitely! ��

�� He's faced the galloping hordes ��

�� A hundred bad guys with swords ��

�� Who sent those goons to their lords? ��

�� Why, Prince Ali ��

�� Fellas, he's got ��

�� He's got seventy-five golden camels ��

�� Now the ladies, what he got? ��

�� Purple peacocks, he's got fifty-three ��

�� Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh ��

�� When it comes to exotic-type mammals ��

�� Everybody help me out! ��

�� He's got a zoo I'm telling you ��

�� It's a world-class menagerie ��

�� Prince Ali! Handsome is he There's no question this Ali's alluring ��