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闭…嘴
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直哥 堂叔叫进来帮忙
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顺便跟你学一学
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要学得先学推尸体
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把这推出去
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大哥这是什么意思
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早上弄错了
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刚送来的
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快点 化妆
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这次吓着了吧 你服了吗
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我说过的 今天一定要吓你一次的
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给钱…快
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好
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谁让你刚才打我的
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疼死我了 臭小子你
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- 喂 上哪去玩
- happy hour
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- 今天你请
- 只有200块？
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怎么着？
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好 赌一百
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我不用掀帽子 就可以把这杯酒喝掉
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- 真的假的？
- 你不信？
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好 就跟你赌一百块
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好 你看着
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这杯酒真好喝 全靠我这神功
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- 我不信
- 不信 你自己看看
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你骗人的
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我跟你说的是
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不用我掀帽子就可以把它喝光
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不算 再来
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不算嘛
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服了吧？
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正点
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Iris
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我有好货 要不要？
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好 等一下
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OK
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你们认识？
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当然了 这是我做广告的同事
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首席模特儿lris
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嗨…
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Heineken
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Heineken 请快点
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你也走呀？
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失陪了 拜拜
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怎么 想泡人家？
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想泡你就上啊
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我是有自知之明的
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人家是首席模特儿 我是替死人化妆的
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你闻闻 满手死尸味
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就算轮也轮不到我呀
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泡妞和你的职业扯不上关系
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你不用自卑
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话是不错 可我懂事以来
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除了女死尸 还真不知道什么是女人
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按说这广告化妆
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和给死人化妆差不多 对不对？
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干什么？想改行？
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是 是想改
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什么？我听不见
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喂…喂
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还听不见呢
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这里太吵了 我听不见 我出去听
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摆平他 我去撒尿
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雄哥找你
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你朋友欠的钱什么时候还？
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大哥 他跑路了
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你是他的保人
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今天你要替他还利息六千块
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过两天还行不行？
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过两天？修理他
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听着 我只有三千块 要不要？
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要
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冷静点
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干什么？
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我们走
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- 哪儿去？
- 找钱去
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妹妹 我们去酒店舒服舒服
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好不好？
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王八蛋 别走
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大哥 刚才我们让人家给揍了
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大哥 你也让人家揍了？
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叶老板是吗？
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你刚才call我？
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你就是车师父？在这边
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这位是我的同事阿直
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你捂着眼睛干什么？
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我看看 我看看
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在里面
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别吵
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他就在这边
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我这有好东西 陈福生跌打酒
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原价150块 免费送给你 一擦就好
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闭嘴
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踩着也不可以出声
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乖点
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过来啊
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小姐 有事你先下来再说
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什么问题都可以解决的
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她怎么没有反应啊
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快过来帮忙啊
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他想要这个女孩子的命啊
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快啊...快
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帅哥 本仙姑办事你插什么手啊
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何方妖孽 报上名来
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我叫陈志成
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为何要在这里谋害人家女子
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她是我女朋友
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被外面那个死胖子泡了做情妇
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我一气之下悬梁自尽
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我现在叫她下去陪我 这样都不行吗
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孽债 孽债
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谁是谁非我不管
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总之你在这闹事就是不对
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今天本仙姑非教训你不可
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色鬼 我让你永不超生
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刚才哪位仙人附我的身
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是何仙姑附你的身
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你知不知道
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这件事的罪魁祸首是外面那死胖子
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他泡人家女孩子
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搞得她男朋友为情自杀
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在阴间觉得闷 就到阳间来找她
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你搞定了没有？快点
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急什么跟死胖子要钱不容易
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咱们先把钱拿到了手再说
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那胖子那么讨厌
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咱们干脆整整他 怎么样
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- 好 去
- 看我的
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胖子 你泡我的马子 我打死你
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死胖子 我打死你
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救命啊
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发生什么事了手 我怎么会在这儿啊
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别说话
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在这里
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往哪跑
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不是给我吃的吗
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那当然不是给你吃的了
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二位辛苦了啊
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这个是工钱 还有一个红包
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谢了
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那只鬼呢
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鬼在电话里呢 你要不要啊 给你
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不要不要 拿回去拿回去
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- 谢谢 谢谢
- 那我们走了
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再见
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上去一块吃宵夜
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全来了 你听见没有上面人山人海的
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我上去肯定不够分的
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随你便吧 明天见
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好 明天见
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你是新来的
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- 是啊
- 那就难怪了
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这个肩膀要放松 对了 要吸气
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你看你的马步也不对呀
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这样一踢啊 很容易摔倒的
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我示范给你看
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这很稳的
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你要我的命啊
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你要不要紧啊
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疼死我了
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怎么样啊
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- 小姐…
- 怎么样 要不要紧
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小姐 你叫什么名字
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小翠
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你们家住在哪儿啊
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钵兰街三号四楼
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- 你们家的电话多少
- 6950333
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- 你结了婚没有啊
- 没有
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- 你几岁了
- 不告诉你
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为什么不告诉我呀 疼死我了
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你别吓唬我
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要不要师傅帮你看看
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那倒不用
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用…你的双手 给我揉揉
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揉揉
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揉揉就好了
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就是那儿
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你三只手啊
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- 是啊
- 舒服了吧
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你们来的目的是想学来防身自卫
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我现在教你们几招简单的
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大家注意啊
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现在是第一招
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你用右手 打我的脸
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看清楚了吧
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师傅啊 刚才我没看清楚
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可不可以再来一次
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好 看清楚啊
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现在 第二招
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用点力 打我肚子
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太快了我还是没看清楚
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好吧 我再来一次 你们看清楚啊
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现在
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我给你们示范第三招
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过来
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你呢 对我上七寸下七寸 踢一脚
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叔叔 我还没踢呢
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这叫先发制人
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看清楚了吧
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清楚了
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大家是不是都会了
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对不起 师傅
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刚才一招都没看清楚
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可不可以再来一回
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你开什么玩笑啊 这都看不清楚啊
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- 想把我打死啊
- 闭上你的嘴
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教徒弟最重要的要看得清清楚楚
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明明白白 由头来一次啊
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第一招 用右手打我的脸
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第二招
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叔叔 下回别找我做靶子行不行
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我不找你 还能找谁
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难道你想 我把三个徒弟都给打跑啊
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虽然这样 可是
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你别老打我肋骨行不行
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其它地方可以吧
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我不打你肋骨 我打哪
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教拳当然要打要害了
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你不是学过神打 不怕打的吗
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别开玩笑了
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神打一上身就六亲不认了
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你命生的好 天生一副仙骨
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神打师傅都跟你有缘 一请就到
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可是你学什么 都是半桶水啊
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幸好我没有教你治跌打损伤
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不然的话 病人倒霉喽
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叔叔 你知道学东西教东西
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都是讲天分的
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你的意思是说我两样都不行是吧
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有点这意思
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你们干什么 有什么好玩的
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这种神神怪怪的玩意儿
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小心把命都给你玩进去
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关你什么事
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这个 想当年
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我在马来西亚
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跟我那个哥们去拉芭蕉精
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这一时贪玩 连命都赔上了
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鬼我见多了 哪有芭蕉精 真会乱吹
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00:17:50,878 --> 00:17:53,187
谁吹了 你们这些年轻人呢
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没有见过世面 我那哥们
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他就因为跟芭蕉精乱来 搞得精尽人亡
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芭蕉精 她长得什么样
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信不信由你 这个芭蕉精呢
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你想她长什么样 她就长什么样
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我现在在想双叶
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00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,867
她是不是左边像叶子媚
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右边像叶玉卿
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那不是变得一边大 一边小点了
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那像什么
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你就当我胡说八道
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对 你就是胡说八道
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好 既然你不信呢
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你敢不敢跟我打赌
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现在你们不敢跟我打赌呢
256
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还是没有胆子去拉芭蕉精
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谁说不敢了
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多少钱
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一万块
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- 好的
- 好
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今天晚上我们去拉芭蕉精
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真的假的
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你不用怕
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高利贷的钱你还没还呢
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00:18:47,932 --> 00:18:49,683
赢了不就有钱了吗 放心
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今天晚上我会陪你的
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你晚上得陪我
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不用说了 一言为定
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今天晚上子时芭蕉林见
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- 不来就是王八蛋
- 好
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咱们一言为定
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现在我带你们去
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找到芭蕉林再说
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废话
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而且是在 月亮最圆的那个晚上
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- 那就是 十五号了
- 错
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月亮最圆的晚上
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到底是 什么时候
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农历十五
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神经病
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这首先要找一棵呢
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有花蕾的芭蕉树
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花蕾
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- 找到了
- 这棵不行
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为什么？
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这是母的嘛
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- 这芭蕉树还得分公母啊
- 当然了
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你爸爸妈妈是不分公母的
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堂叔 你别拿我父母开心呢
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00:19:43,572 --> 00:19:45,289
他们已经都上了天堂了
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全死光了
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找到了
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00:19:49,967 --> 00:19:51,866
这芭蕉林可稀奇古怪的
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你们要溜走的话 就算你们输了啊
295
00:19:54,252 --> 00:19:56,965
我知道 你不用害怕
296
00:19:57,652 --> 00:19:59,427
我先把芭蕉林的四周封起来
297
00:19:59,452 --> 00:20:01,471
到时候妖魔鬼怪就进不来了
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这本事可大了
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00:20:05,764 --> 00:20:07,363
时辰到了 你找个红绳
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00:20:07,572 --> 00:20:10,420
红绳的一边呢 栓这个芭蕉的花蕾
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另外一边呢 栓着你大脚趾 知道吗
302
00:20:30,385 --> 00:20:33,179
然后把红绳两边 都染上血
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00:20:33,611 --> 00:20:36,707
起来…闭上眼睛 别对着蕉蕾啊
304
00:20:36,732 --> 00:20:38,147
你们都不能对着蕉蕾啊
305
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你脑子里想着 你认为最漂亮的女人
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行不行
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不闭眼当然不行
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来了
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00:21:08,938 --> 00:21:13,217
你找我呀 你找我呀
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00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:30,507
先要把蕉林四周封起来再玩
311
00:21:30,532 --> 00:21:31,532
你想害死他
312
00:21:31,612 --> 00:21:33,418
怕了 怕就别玩儿了
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00:21:34,412 --> 00:21:35,431
你怎么样
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00:21:38,132 --> 00:21:39,692
讨厌 你说什么
315
00:21:39,812 --> 00:21:42,699
谁怕了 怕我们就不来玩了
316
00:21:42,812 --> 00:21:43,812
你说对不对
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00:21:45,612 --> 00:21:46,612
谁也没怕
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00:21:48,739 --> 00:21:49,739
在那儿
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00:21:53,231 --> 00:21:55,271
我不玩了 我不玩了
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回来 回来
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00:21:58,812 --> 00:22:00,052
别跑
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00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:01,828
我们赌有没有芭蕉精
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00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:03,359
没事的 放心不用怕
324
00:22:03,759 --> 00:22:05,005
不玩了
325
00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:10,230
怎么样？ 绑好了没有？
326
00:22:17,158 --> 00:22:18,158
怎么样？
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00:22:19,132 --> 00:22:20,260
我真的不想玩
328
00:22:20,285 --> 00:22:22,327
你别以为芭蕉蕾都有妖精
329
00:22:22,489 --> 00:22:24,210
你闭上眼睛 当什么都看不见
330
00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:25,533
我们一定赢的
331
00:22:26,372 --> 00:22:29,327
没那么巧 不然可以中六合彩了
332
00:22:31,932 --> 00:22:33,088
你别装了好不好
333
00:22:33,372 --> 00:22:35,814
我白等了一晚上 我输定了
334
00:22:37,172 --> 00:22:38,172
我先走了
335
00:22:40,164 --> 00:22:41,164
我走了
336
00:22:41,378 --> 00:22:42,820
你不能走 陪着我
337
00:22:42,845 --> 00:22:44,868
胆小鬼 他怕了 想走
338
00:22:44,892 --> 00:22:46,347
谁说我怕了
339
00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:47,958
说的对 等一等
340
00:22:48,172 --> 00:22:49,772
游戏现在正式开始
341
00:22:49,797 --> 00:22:50,854
快点好不好
342
00:24:43,465 --> 00:24:45,899
糟了 我的袋子还在那儿啊
343
00:24:45,970 --> 00:24:47,359
我的心还在那呢
344
00:24:52,289 --> 00:24:54,961
一二三
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00:24:58,658 --> 00:25:00,765
你等着我 别把我给甩了
346
00:25:32,802 --> 00:25:34,523
要说你吃烫的不行了吧
347
00:25:34,669 --> 00:25:35,957
两百块我收了
348
00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:38,369
我们斗喝啤酒怎么样
349
00:25:38,736 --> 00:25:42,077
- 来吧
- 好 伙计 来两打啤酒
350
00:26:04,963 --> 00:26:06,296
你喝了几罐了
351
00:26:09,170 --> 00:26:10,316
有一半吧
352
00:26:11,156 --> 00:26:13,636
- 一半？
- 差不多这么多了 我比你先喝的
353
00:26:13,816 --> 00:26:16,774
你呢 还差一罐啊 你得再补一罐
354
00:26:16,917 --> 00:26:18,080
是不是
355
00:26:18,105 --> 00:26:19,600
- 好 我再喝
- 喝吧
356
00:26:30,530 --> 00:26:31,623
你去哪里呀
357
00:26:39,623 --> 00:26:40,803
告诉你
358
00:26:43,523 --> 00:26:45,307
一个秘密
359
00:26:49,170 --> 00:26:51,360
我喜欢你啊
360
00:27:01,455 --> 00:27:03,828
你躺着干什么呀 起来
361
00:27:04,130 --> 00:27:05,222
起来啊你
362
00:27:07,649 --> 00:27:09,394
你搞什么啊你
363
00:27:10,050 --> 00:27:13,501
雄哥 你叫我找的女孩子 就在外边
364
00:27:14,290 --> 00:27:16,850
她叫lris 是我的客人
365
00:27:17,456 --> 00:27:18,707
有什么事吗 雄哥
366
00:27:19,667 --> 00:27:20,667
没什么
367
00:27:21,055 --> 00:27:23,395
你就照以前那样去做 就行了
368
00:27:24,070 --> 00:27:25,190
好的
369
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:27,138
大哥
370
00:27:28,342 --> 00:27:29,422
嫂子不在家
371
00:27:29,449 --> 00:27:31,930
你刚才在家把她打伤了
372
00:27:32,010 --> 00:27:33,650
她会不会去报警啊
373
00:27:35,369 --> 00:27:36,481
你现在有没有伤
374
00:27:36,851 --> 00:27:37,547
有
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00:27:37,730 --> 00:27:38,769
会不会去报警
376
00:27:38,850 --> 00:27:39,649
不会
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00:27:39,673 --> 00:27:40,665
还不快把她找回来
378
00:27:40,690 --> 00:27:41,793
是 大哥
379
00:29:05,918 --> 00:29:07,911
你醉了 这样吧 我送你回家去吧
380
00:29:07,936 --> 00:29:10,511
我没醉 我可以跟你比赛
381
00:29:10,644 --> 00:29:12,204
比赛 比什么
382
00:29:12,491 --> 00:29:14,746
看咱们俩 谁开的快
383
00:29:17,752 --> 00:29:19,098
比赛谁先到家
384
00:29:19,557 --> 00:29:20,925
当然是我先到家了
385
00:29:21,411 --> 00:29:24,078
- 看看谁先到家好
- 咱们来来
386
00:29:25,278 --> 00:29:27,118
小心别开到河里去啊 好吗
387
00:29:27,143 --> 00:29:28,621
- 去你的吧
- 好 来
388
00:29:28,672 --> 00:29:29,672
来
389
00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:39,333
小姐你身受重伤 我怎么帮你
390
00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:41,006
我替你打电话报警吧
391
00:29:41,413 --> 00:29:45,021
陈师傅 求你帮帮我 不要报警
392
00:29:45,046 --> 00:29:47,327
雄哥知道了不得了
393
00:29:47,613 --> 00:29:49,543
小姐 你不只是皮外伤啊
394
00:29:49,568 --> 00:29:50,826
内伤也很重
395
00:29:50,851 --> 00:29:52,971
我这里好痛啊
396
00:29:55,241 --> 00:29:56,560
我不能碰你那地方
397
00:29:56,641 --> 00:29:59,751
你不检查 怎么知道我伤的重呢
398
00:30:03,047 --> 00:30:04,247
好痛啊
399
00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:06,148
小姐 请自重啊
400
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,121
你是不是医生啊
401
00:30:08,167 --> 00:30:10,454
- 我都不怕 你怕什么
- 糟了
402
00:30:11,794 --> 00:30:13,118
这怎么办呢
403
00:30:17,137 --> 00:30:18,696
叔叔 这么晚还没睡
404
00:30:18,721 --> 00:30:20,789
- 听我说
- 我躺在这里等你呢
405
00:30:21,953 --> 00:30:24,514
叔叔你太不像话了 藏了个女人
406
00:30:27,297 --> 00:30:29,752
小姐 你的伤势很重啊
407
00:30:29,773 --> 00:30:31,174
你谁呀 陈师傅呢
408
00:30:33,281 --> 00:30:34,821
我是他的侄子
409
00:30:35,094 --> 00:30:36,907
我们的医术是祖传的
410
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:40,093
我跟我叔叔的医术是一样的 小姐
411
00:30:40,307 --> 00:30:41,986
你可不可以把衣服脱下来
412
00:30:42,041 --> 00:30:43,320
我给你检查一下
413
00:30:43,420 --> 00:30:44,420
- 好不好
- 好
414
00:30:45,460 --> 00:30:48,341
叔叔 我除了三点没检查之外
415
00:30:48,366 --> 00:30:51,006
其他地方啊 全都伤了 怎么办
416
00:30:51,227 --> 00:30:52,995
你替她全身擦跌打酒
417
00:30:53,020 --> 00:30:54,441
- 我还没说完呢
- 好的
418
00:30:54,466 --> 00:30:55,662
然后吃这副药
419
00:30:58,033 --> 00:30:59,057
你找谁呀
420
00:31:02,481 --> 00:31:04,897
雄哥 不关我的事
421
00:31:04,961 --> 00:31:06,431
不要再打我了
422
00:31:07,161 --> 00:31:08,456
就这王八蛋把你打伤的
423
00:31:08,481 --> 00:31:09,481
给我过来
424
00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:16,413
打了我的兄弟
425
00:31:16,438 --> 00:31:17,919
又想泡我的马子
426
00:31:18,107 --> 00:31:19,597
不关他的事啊
427
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:20,680
闭嘴
428
00:31:22,253 --> 00:31:23,253
不要乱来
429
00:31:24,327 --> 00:31:25,812
千万不要帮我
430
00:31:30,327 --> 00:31:32,096
雄哥 是不是要动手啊
431
00:31:32,121 --> 00:31:33,121
怎么样
432
00:31:34,347 --> 00:31:37,146
用你的右手 往我这打一拳
433
00:31:39,521 --> 00:31:40,841
他怎么左右不分呢
434
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,896
你知不知道哪是右 右手
435
00:31:42,921 --> 00:31:45,548
用你的右手 右手 往我这打
436
00:31:45,573 --> 00:31:48,524
右手 你用左脚 往我这踢
437
00:31:48,727 --> 00:31:50,127
你先 你后
438
00:31:50,152 --> 00:31:52,728
现在准备好了吧 来 打…
439
00:31:55,241 --> 00:31:56,720
你们会不会打架
440
00:31:56,781 --> 00:31:58,762
打架不是这个样的
441
00:32:00,881 --> 00:32:03,024
你 用你的右脚往我这撞
442
00:32:03,601 --> 00:32:05,371
来 撞…
443
00:32:07,283 --> 00:32:08,577
不是这样撞 看着啊
444
00:32:12,507 --> 00:32:14,830
来 来啊
445
00:32:17,721 --> 00:32:18,923
这才叫打架嘛
446
00:32:19,001 --> 00:32:20,001
是啊 是啊
447
00:32:21,441 --> 00:32:23,618
王八蛋 今天给你叔叔面子
448
00:32:24,161 --> 00:32:25,161
放你一马
449
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,823
谁要你给面子
450
00:32:29,224 --> 00:32:31,895
小孩子不懂事 谢谢雄哥给面子
451
00:32:34,201 --> 00:32:35,644
拿你几瓶药算了
452
00:32:36,332 --> 00:32:38,187
你们自己拿 走
453
00:32:39,528 --> 00:32:40,575
谢谢人家
454
00:32:42,473 --> 00:32:43,858
谢谢 谢谢
455
00:32:45,133 --> 00:32:46,133
谢谢
456
00:32:50,855 --> 00:32:52,289
你这一拳真重啊
457
00:32:54,554 --> 00:32:55,336
叔叔
458
00:32:55,528 --> 00:32:57,284
怎么回事 你满头大汗
459
00:32:58,300 --> 00:32:59,357
有点激动
460
00:33:01,474 --> 00:33:03,107
想不到你真厉害
461
00:33:03,234 --> 00:33:04,933
叔叔已经不年轻了
462
00:33:05,795 --> 00:33:06,834
我只有挨打的份
463
00:33:06,859 --> 00:33:08,339
我刚才是把他们唬住了
464
00:33:08,407 --> 00:33:10,529
他只要打我一拳 我就完蛋了
465
00:33:11,107 --> 00:33:12,815
我不能再跟人家动手了
466
00:33:12,914 --> 00:33:14,508
只有教拳混饭吃
467
00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:18,595
对了 阿车
468
00:33:19,067 --> 00:33:20,484
明天到广州给我带点药材回来
469
00:33:20,509 --> 00:33:21,590
早点睡啊
470
00:33:21,701 --> 00:33:22,737
你也早点睡吧
471
00:33:33,635 --> 00:33:37,554
扑街直 水要速速磅 唔好两头望
472
00:33:37,608 --> 00:33:39,581
贵利雄马仔字
473
00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:23,251
你怎么进来的
474
00:34:23,275 --> 00:34:24,441
开门进来的
475
00:34:27,373 --> 00:34:32,694
Iris 你的头发怎么突然长了？
476
00:34:33,602 --> 00:34:36,671
你今天晚上在芭蕉林拉芭蕉精的时候
477
00:34:36,696 --> 00:34:39,702
是不是也在想着像我这样的女孩子？
478
00:34:44,607 --> 00:34:45,632
我没有
479
00:34:47,213 --> 00:34:50,412
这个臭小子 想整我？
480
00:35:32,566 --> 00:35:34,098
不关我的事啊
481
00:35:36,860 --> 00:35:38,860
我是开玩笑的
482
00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:41,486
你大人大量放了我吧
483
00:35:41,623 --> 00:35:44,462
我求求你不要让她对着我 我不想对着她
484
00:35:44,487 --> 00:35:47,783
虽然你们在玩 可是把我拉了出来
485
00:35:47,843 --> 00:35:50,059
不能要我走就走的
486
00:35:53,977 --> 00:35:55,099
那 怎么办？
487
00:35:55,124 --> 00:35:58,954
除非你在初一缺月之夜 子时把我送走
488
00:35:59,614 --> 00:36:01,283
那可还有两个礼拜呢
489
00:36:03,146 --> 00:36:04,146
我
490
00:36:04,886 --> 00:36:06,307
我怎么安置你啊
491
00:36:07,926 --> 00:36:09,006
买个神位
492
00:36:09,606 --> 00:36:11,428
再买点元宝蜡烛什么的
493
00:36:11,706 --> 00:36:12,806
用不着
494
00:36:12,947 --> 00:36:16,324
初一子时送不走我就会一尸两命
495
00:36:16,606 --> 00:36:19,439
- 那为什么
- 到时候我会化为一缕青烟
496
00:36:19,464 --> 00:36:20,725
Iris也会死的
497
00:36:20,905 --> 00:36:23,969
这回麻烦了 篓子捅大了
498
00:36:26,019 --> 00:36:27,777
还不上床睡觉
499
00:36:31,548 --> 00:36:33,019
我动不了
500
00:36:33,232 --> 00:36:35,453
脚发软 不过来行不行
501
00:36:35,532 --> 00:36:36,532
不行
502
00:36:37,866 --> 00:36:38,866
过来
503
00:36:41,373 --> 00:36:42,442
快点过来呀
504
00:36:46,458 --> 00:36:47,551
你不用怕
505
00:36:48,565 --> 00:36:51,685
我不怕 我不怕
506
00:36:52,412 --> 00:36:54,273
我的手好暖的
507
00:37:11,925 --> 00:37:13,485
把身体放松
508
00:37:14,132 --> 00:37:16,449
用你的手摸摸我的背
509
00:37:24,114 --> 00:37:26,601
我求求你 你放过我行不行
510
00:37:26,792 --> 00:37:29,487
因为我听说和芭蕉精办完事
511
00:37:30,542 --> 00:37:32,276
会精尽气亡
512
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:35,524
一命鸣呼 永不超生
513
00:37:35,777 --> 00:37:36,813
怎么会呢
514
00:37:36,893 --> 00:37:39,667
这玩意悬 不能试啊
515
00:37:39,692 --> 00:37:40,772
我们试试看
516
00:37:55,343 --> 00:37:56,423
失眠了
517
00:37:56,572 --> 00:37:57,603
是啊
518
00:37:58,427 --> 00:37:59,800
从来都没失过眠
519
00:37:59,825 --> 00:38:01,478
脖子怎么那么硬
520
00:38:02,999 --> 00:38:05,907
两个钟头没动 那还不硬
521
00:38:06,138 --> 00:38:08,913
我帮你按摩 好不好
522
00:38:09,019 --> 00:38:10,299
你不要动
523
00:38:14,279 --> 00:38:15,813
舒不舒服啊
524
00:39:07,284 --> 00:39:08,736
阿车
525
00:39:09,036 --> 00:39:10,338
这么早 什么事啊
526
00:39:10,637 --> 00:39:11,637
阿车呢
527
00:39:12,343 --> 00:39:14,595
你们这么熟 他去了广州你都不知道啊
528
00:39:14,704 --> 00:39:15,704
他去广州了
529
00:39:17,191 --> 00:39:18,571
叔叔你来吧 我跟你说点事
530
00:39:18,602 --> 00:39:20,233
- 你来…
- 什么事
531
00:39:21,434 --> 00:39:22,413
到底什么事啊
532
00:39:22,438 --> 00:39:23,293
是这样
533
00:39:23,318 --> 00:39:25,919
昨天晚上我跟阿车去芭蕉林拉芭蕉精啊
534
00:39:25,944 --> 00:39:27,875
结果呢 是真拉出去一芭蕉精来
535
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:29,068
请都请不走
536
00:39:29,546 --> 00:39:31,468
什么芭蕉精 你说什么呀
537
00:39:46,248 --> 00:39:47,248
阿姨
538
00:39:47,532 --> 00:39:49,052
阿直 你摸我屁股干什么
539
00:39:49,077 --> 00:39:50,161
不是我 是他
540
00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:54,854
深哥啊 我有点东西给你
541
00:39:58,041 --> 00:40:00,881
叫的好亲热 你跟我阿姨
542
00:40:01,100 --> 00:40:02,246
你好啊你
543
00:40:03,684 --> 00:40:04,777
好小子
544
00:40:05,006 --> 00:40:06,443
用这种手段骗我来
545
00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:08,137
是不是想让我做你姨夫
546
00:40:08,161 --> 00:40:10,075
不是衣服 是毛衣
547
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:11,523
看看喜不喜欢
548
00:40:11,776 --> 00:40:14,456
你呀 孤零零的一个人 没有温暖
549
00:40:14,481 --> 00:40:17,602
我织了一个晚上 你试试看
550
00:40:20,325 --> 00:40:22,016
早点我也做好了 来来来
551
00:40:22,041 --> 00:40:23,041
坐坐坐
552
00:40:28,994 --> 00:40:29,994
你去哪啊
553
00:40:30,998 --> 00:40:31,998
过来过来
554
00:40:32,762 --> 00:40:33,840
给你妈上柱香
555
00:40:36,936 --> 00:40:38,825
姐姐 如果你在天有灵
556
00:40:38,850 --> 00:40:40,359
就保佑你的儿子呢
557
00:40:40,384 --> 00:40:43,329
规规矩矩的好好的找一个老婆
558
00:40:43,354 --> 00:40:45,102
不要像他那个死鬼老爸
559
00:40:45,209 --> 00:40:47,351
说转行呢怎么也转不了行
560
00:40:47,376 --> 00:40:49,647
最后还叫儿子也去替死人化妆
561
00:40:49,828 --> 00:40:52,642
阿姨 你以为说转行就转行啦
562
00:40:54,051 --> 00:40:56,428
不过话说回来了 你的深哥还真不错
563
00:40:56,453 --> 00:40:57,893
好了 你们俩吃早点吧
564
00:40:58,265 --> 00:40:59,265
坐…
565
00:41:00,359 --> 00:41:01,641
你们坐啊 我去拿
566
00:41:03,987 --> 00:41:05,070
来了来了
567
00:41:05,562 --> 00:41:06,778
快点吃啊
568
00:41:08,343 --> 00:41:10,303
你这有个女人没穿衣服
569
00:41:13,088 --> 00:41:14,528
什么事啊
570
00:41:15,801 --> 00:41:16,646
怎么了
571
00:41:16,694 --> 00:41:19,989
你给我 织的毛衣 我好喜欢
572
00:41:24,714 --> 00:41:27,607
你回去穿件衣服啊 快去
573
00:41:39,195 --> 00:41:40,195
吃东西啊
574
00:41:41,941 --> 00:41:43,188
你的女朋友啊
575
00:41:46,030 --> 00:41:47,628
还不快点给我介绍
576
00:41:51,715 --> 00:41:52,782
她叫阿晶
577
00:41:53,088 --> 00:41:54,368
阿晶啊
578
00:41:55,446 --> 00:41:57,234
她真会穿衣服
579
00:41:59,407 --> 00:42:00,407
叫阿姨啊
580
00:42:01,035 --> 00:42:01,691
阿姨
581
00:42:01,716 --> 00:42:02,803
叫深哥
582
00:42:03,038 --> 00:42:04,038
深哥
583
00:42:06,189 --> 00:42:09,713
深哥 我们别在这碍手碍脚的 走吧
584
00:42:12,755 --> 00:42:15,742
我把你叫来 就是要让你看看这位
585
00:42:20,581 --> 00:42:21,581
女朋友
586
00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:23,870
不是介绍过了吗 叫阿晶嘛
587
00:42:25,076 --> 00:42:27,730
把你的尺寸给我 我给你织一件毛衣
588
00:42:27,755 --> 00:42:28,811
好的 谢谢
589
00:42:28,975 --> 00:42:30,055
那我们走了啊
590
00:42:34,315 --> 00:42:35,315
- 拜拜
- 拜拜
591
00:42:42,938 --> 00:42:44,248
把扣子扣上
592
00:42:47,204 --> 00:42:50,227
你不是跟人打赌把我拉出来吗
593
00:42:50,837 --> 00:42:52,331
要不要吓吓堂叔
594
00:42:52,926 --> 00:42:54,807
好 吓吓他
595
00:42:56,924 --> 00:42:58,036
找我什么事啊
596
00:42:58,061 --> 00:43:00,355
是不是认输了 给我送钱来啊
597
00:43:00,884 --> 00:43:02,962
我找你把昨天晚上的账算一算
598
00:43:03,517 --> 00:43:06,596
真痛快 叫我一声干爹 什么事都算了
599
00:43:06,944 --> 00:43:09,004
那怎么行啊 我把阿晶带来了
600
00:43:09,029 --> 00:43:10,509
我怕吓你叫我干爸爸
601
00:43:10,691 --> 00:43:12,796
好 看谁叫谁一言为定
602
00:43:17,450 --> 00:43:20,696
我来给你们介绍 芭蕉精小姐
603
00:43:21,811 --> 00:43:24,171
真正点 花多少钱把她带回来
604
00:43:24,298 --> 00:43:25,818
难道你不信她是芭蕉精
605
00:43:25,898 --> 00:43:27,571
信 怎么不信呢
606
00:43:27,711 --> 00:43:28,625
在哪上班
607
00:43:28,697 --> 00:43:30,817
我带你出场 晚上请你宵夜啊
608
00:43:30,964 --> 00:43:32,166
他说什么呀
609
00:43:32,644 --> 00:43:34,432
他呀 是想让你露两手
610
00:44:46,616 --> 00:44:48,790
你信不信我是芭蕉精啊
611
00:44:49,657 --> 00:44:52,377
他不说话 不说话就不信你是芭蕉精
612
00:44:52,524 --> 00:44:54,349
你别客气吸他的气 吸他的气
613
00:44:54,378 --> 00:44:55,565
别吸
614
00:44:58,277 --> 00:44:59,437
不要吸 不要吸了
615
00:44:59,617 --> 00:45:00,657
堂叔 你没事吧
616
00:45:00,682 --> 00:45:02,657
刚才你吓晕过去了 这回认输了吧
617
00:45:02,682 --> 00:45:03,682
叫我干爹
618
00:45:03,775 --> 00:45:04,972
干爹… 干爹…
619
00:45:04,997 --> 00:45:06,420
你没事吧
620
00:45:10,844 --> 00:45:12,364
堂叔 我想问你一个问题
621
00:45:12,389 --> 00:45:13,909
怎么样可以把她送走啊
622
00:45:13,934 --> 00:45:14,969
我没这本事 可以的话
623
00:45:14,994 --> 00:45:16,442
我好朋友也不会死
624
00:45:19,298 --> 00:45:20,818
不要怕 你死了之后呢
625
00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:23,124
我替你画一个漂漂亮亮的妆
626
00:45:24,211 --> 00:45:25,211
好啊 好啊
627
00:45:27,038 --> 00:45:28,277
你应该剪剪头发
628
00:45:47,458 --> 00:45:48,671
他们玩什么啊
629
00:45:49,294 --> 00:45:50,357
十三张
630
00:45:53,858 --> 00:45:55,784
如果能看的见牌
631
00:45:56,458 --> 00:45:57,956
那可就发财了
632
00:45:58,850 --> 00:46:00,851
看得见呢 我看得见呢
633
00:46:02,544 --> 00:46:03,584
你看得见
634
00:46:04,223 --> 00:46:06,663
是啊 不过 我不知道是什么牌
635
00:46:08,331 --> 00:46:10,033
伙计 来…
636
00:46:10,234 --> 00:46:11,674
什么事 借你的纸笔给我用用
637
00:46:11,699 --> 00:46:12,699
谢谢啊
638
00:46:13,458 --> 00:46:15,658
你现在呢 帮我看背着我们的那个人
639
00:46:15,683 --> 00:46:17,315
他手里拿的是什么牌
640
00:46:17,340 --> 00:46:18,355
你不知道没关系
641
00:46:18,380 --> 00:46:20,101
你照着样子画出来 好不好
642
00:46:20,126 --> 00:46:21,126
好
643
00:46:45,298 --> 00:46:46,310
你等等我
644
00:46:48,571 --> 00:46:50,193
这回叫他输死
645
00:46:57,857 --> 00:46:58,865
正点
646
00:46:59,991 --> 00:47:01,158
正什么正
647
00:47:04,391 --> 00:47:05,392
好
648
00:47:06,044 --> 00:47:07,991
- 买单
- 你急着去哪啊
649
00:47:08,940 --> 00:47:11,515
我要去报仇 去报仇
650
00:47:11,963 --> 00:47:13,637
你的身世也这么可怜啊
651
00:47:13,662 --> 00:47:15,611
是什么人杀你的老爸老妈呢
652
00:47:17,582 --> 00:47:19,330
你可不可以聪明点
653
00:47:19,355 --> 00:47:21,356
你听我说啊 是这么回事
654
00:47:21,449 --> 00:47:24,513
有一个人呢 他叫疯狗熊
655
00:47:24,538 --> 00:47:27,431
不务正业 开非法赌场 出老千
656
00:47:27,456 --> 00:47:29,536
我有个朋友 就是被他把钱骗光了
657
00:47:29,561 --> 00:47:30,637
走投无路
658
00:47:30,943 --> 00:47:33,423
我要靠你的特异功能 把钱全都赢回来
659
00:47:34,097 --> 00:47:35,630
那你想赢多少钱呢
660
00:47:36,462 --> 00:47:38,186
当然是越多越好了
661
00:47:38,211 --> 00:47:40,906
我想 赢他个四五十万
662
00:47:40,996 --> 00:47:42,818
不算多吧 我们现在就走 走吧
663
00:47:43,244 --> 00:47:44,752
我看看你的样子
664
00:47:45,551 --> 00:47:47,359
这跟我样子有什么关系
665
00:47:47,883 --> 00:47:49,152
当然有关系了
666
00:47:57,282 --> 00:47:58,819
你长得很英俊
667
00:48:00,697 --> 00:48:02,136
可是没有横财运
668
00:48:02,216 --> 00:48:03,977
你这种人是赢钱也没命去花
669
00:48:04,096 --> 00:48:06,347
没命花？ 你会看相
670
00:48:06,735 --> 00:48:07,551
真的假的
671
00:48:07,576 --> 00:48:08,715
当然是真的啦
672
00:48:09,776 --> 00:48:11,054
我又不贪心
673
00:48:11,728 --> 00:48:13,445
我又没说赢个千八百万的
674
00:48:13,470 --> 00:48:15,575
难道连四五十万都没命去享受
675
00:48:15,649 --> 00:48:16,649
别逗了
676
00:48:16,805 --> 00:48:18,922
好危险 你钱在口袋
677
00:48:18,947 --> 00:48:20,634
恐怕都等不到天亮
678
00:48:22,143 --> 00:48:23,331
我不怕危险
679
00:48:23,808 --> 00:48:25,477
等不等得到 那是我的事
680
00:48:26,850 --> 00:48:28,058
你帮不帮我
681
00:48:33,157 --> 00:48:34,957
帮我看看 开什么
682
00:48:36,662 --> 00:48:38,102
四五六 大
683
00:48:38,456 --> 00:48:40,043
快下注吧 时间到了
684
00:48:40,475 --> 00:48:41,829
五千块 大
685
00:48:43,095 --> 00:48:46,128
开 四五六 十五点大 谁的
686
00:48:46,748 --> 00:48:48,219
我的…给我…
687
00:48:48,396 --> 00:48:49,106
拿着
688
00:48:49,345 --> 00:48:50,345
还有谁
689
00:48:56,290 --> 00:48:57,490
要买的下注了
690
00:48:57,515 --> 00:48:59,100
二三六 大
691
00:49:00,269 --> 00:49:01,637
一万块 大
692
00:49:03,343 --> 00:49:04,343
开
693
00:49:04,455 --> 00:49:05,921
二三五 十点小
694
00:49:07,268 --> 00:49:09,028
看错了 五看成六了
695
00:49:09,141 --> 00:49:10,141
对不起
696
00:49:11,283 --> 00:49:13,363
对不起…你说对不起就行了
697
00:49:13,388 --> 00:49:15,766
二三五你说二三六 明明五你说六
698
00:49:15,890 --> 00:49:16,920
这人干什么
699
00:49:25,579 --> 00:49:27,013
一三五 开小
700
00:49:28,254 --> 00:49:29,747
这回没看错啊
701
00:49:30,241 --> 00:49:31,801
这回没看错 是五不是六
702
00:49:31,829 --> 00:49:33,419
下注…
703
00:49:34,287 --> 00:49:35,301
谢了
704
00:49:36,228 --> 00:49:37,949
三十块 小
705
00:49:40,054 --> 00:49:41,166
一万块 小
706
00:49:41,347 --> 00:49:42,467
买定离手
707
00:49:43,255 --> 00:49:44,529
你哪来那么多钱
708
00:49:44,734 --> 00:49:45,996
跟隔壁大婶借来的
709
00:49:46,468 --> 00:49:48,468
开 一三五九点小
710
00:49:49,494 --> 00:49:51,178
赢了 我们赢了
711
00:49:53,608 --> 00:49:55,047
替你赢回来了
712
00:50:03,774 --> 00:50:05,678
既然你说我没有横财命
713
00:50:05,954 --> 00:50:07,154
那你帮我赌不就行了
714
00:50:07,180 --> 00:50:09,433
我帮你赢钱会失去特异功能的
715
00:50:09,458 --> 00:50:10,790
而且将来也成不了仙
716
00:50:10,815 --> 00:50:12,663
刚才那盘已经很伤了
717
00:50:13,855 --> 00:50:15,649
我可以把气传给你啊
718
00:50:22,461 --> 00:50:24,966
我看算了吧 你把钱给我
719
00:50:25,067 --> 00:50:28,076
我自己来买 你帮我看着点行吧
720
00:50:31,127 --> 00:50:32,127
三个四
721
00:50:37,774 --> 00:50:39,348
我买一万块钱的三个四
722
00:50:41,655 --> 00:50:44,589
一赔一百五十倍 你会赢一百五十万的
723
00:50:44,613 --> 00:50:45,664
你这样不行的
724
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,791
你受不了 你会死的
725
00:50:49,174 --> 00:50:50,451
要开了 等等
726
00:50:54,774 --> 00:50:56,830
你买不买啊 快下注啊
727
00:50:57,455 --> 00:50:58,123
开了啊
728
00:50:58,380 --> 00:51:01,326
等会 三千块钱的三个四
729
00:51:01,601 --> 00:51:03,753
开 三个四 豹子
730
00:51:05,174 --> 00:51:06,877
我赢了 我赢了
731
00:51:07,187 --> 00:51:09,493
我赢了四十五万 四十五万
732
00:51:12,401 --> 00:51:14,091
我去找大哥 你看着点
733
00:51:16,255 --> 00:51:19,292
三十五 四十 四十五 四十五万
734
00:51:20,502 --> 00:51:21,502
谢了啊
735
00:51:23,334 --> 00:51:24,395
大家吃红吧
736
00:51:24,419 --> 00:51:25,419
谢谢
737
00:51:27,748 --> 00:51:29,091
放在你这里好了
738
00:51:30,134 --> 00:51:32,084
我们今天晚上上哪好好去吃一顿
739
00:51:32,695 --> 00:51:34,545
恐怕你过不了今天晚上
740
00:51:34,688 --> 00:51:36,112
你别泼凉水好不好
741
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:37,881
大哥 就是那个小子
742
00:51:40,294 --> 00:51:43,272
小子 今天手气不错
743
00:51:44,761 --> 00:51:47,321
雄哥 怎么这么巧
744
00:51:47,761 --> 00:51:49,593
你不是那个 叫什么lris
745
00:51:50,261 --> 00:51:53,060
你就是那个疯狗 疯狗雄
746
00:51:54,054 --> 00:51:57,385
雄哥 真没想到会在这碰见你
747
00:51:58,535 --> 00:51:59,603
这是五万块
748
00:51:59,825 --> 00:52:01,987
替我那朋友连本带利都还给你
749
00:52:05,821 --> 00:52:09,361
吃红 小意思 别客气 吃红
750
00:52:10,247 --> 00:52:11,948
雄哥 还有一件事
751
00:52:12,421 --> 00:52:14,667
这钱呢 你可是收下了
752
00:52:14,695 --> 00:52:16,246
那我朋友那借据
753
00:52:16,271 --> 00:52:18,166
你能不能够还给我啊
754
00:52:19,541 --> 00:52:20,541
拿给他
755
00:52:21,214 --> 00:52:22,602
大哥 我去拿
756
00:52:23,295 --> 00:52:24,295
好
757
00:52:29,227 --> 00:52:30,881
行了 那谢谢你啊
758
00:52:32,854 --> 00:52:34,588
雄哥 那我该走了
759
00:52:35,710 --> 00:52:36,710
小子
760
00:52:38,844 --> 00:52:39,844
这什么牌
761
00:52:41,496 --> 00:52:44,447
- 开什么玩笑 扑克牌啊
- 黑桃五
762
00:52:45,773 --> 00:52:46,927
再见了 雄哥
763
00:52:50,313 --> 00:52:51,756
别动 警察
764
00:52:54,733 --> 00:52:55,561
快走
765
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:57,480
别动 站住
766
00:53:07,587 --> 00:53:08,587
快
767
00:53:09,173 --> 00:53:11,906
大哥快点 快点 大哥快
768
00:53:12,353 --> 00:53:13,353
别动
769
00:53:13,645 --> 00:53:15,386
想往哪跑 回去
770
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:16,920
回去
771
00:53:25,146 --> 00:53:26,953
现在他们看不到了
772
00:53:27,466 --> 00:53:28,500
隐形了
773
00:53:38,847 --> 00:53:40,846
走 快点快点
774
00:53:40,871 --> 00:53:43,980
开赌场 回警局再说 走
775
00:53:44,633 --> 00:53:47,186
他们也是赌客 怎么不抓他们
776
00:53:47,374 --> 00:53:49,735
你少装疯卖傻 跟空气说话
777
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:51,185
回警局慢慢说吧 走
778
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:52,960
拜
779
00:53:55,153 --> 00:53:57,332
看什么看 走…
780
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:00,400
快
781
00:54:04,055 --> 00:54:06,132
不是告诉过你会有灾的吗
782
00:54:16,788 --> 00:54:17,788
你怎么躲开啊
783
00:54:17,813 --> 00:54:19,755
我在帮你挡着晦气啊
784
00:54:24,875 --> 00:54:26,240
还真有灾啊
785
00:54:27,475 --> 00:54:29,280
计程车…
786
00:54:36,114 --> 00:54:37,114
尖沙咀
787
00:54:38,684 --> 00:54:39,684
停车
788
00:54:40,454 --> 00:54:42,374
- 下来
- 什么事
789
00:54:44,214 --> 00:54:45,734
开车 走
790
00:54:47,914 --> 00:54:48,914
停车
791
00:54:52,334 --> 00:54:54,654
老大 小心你的手枪走火啊
792
00:54:57,226 --> 00:54:58,837
谁动我的方向盘啊
793
00:55:06,411 --> 00:55:08,504
我中了一枪
794
00:56:30,608 --> 00:56:31,528
这算不了什么
795
00:56:31,552 --> 00:56:32,701
你救我 我救你
796
00:56:33,297 --> 00:56:34,456
我给你气
797
00:56:57,448 --> 00:56:59,168
我好像
798
00:57:02,187 --> 00:57:05,727
好像是要死了一样
799
00:57:07,888 --> 00:57:09,417
你没事吧
800
00:57:11,488 --> 00:57:12,663
你叫什么名字
801
00:57:12,688 --> 00:57:14,169
慕容柔柔
802
00:57:16,141 --> 00:57:17,714
这名字好怪
803
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:03,680
奇怪 做梦算不算
804
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,056
那我不是没命了吗
805
00:58:06,646 --> 00:58:07,936
当然不算了
806
00:58:08,317 --> 00:58:09,849
你刚才好厉害啊
807
00:58:10,386 --> 00:58:11,911
你知道我做什么梦
808
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:14,774
我都知道 我们做的同一个梦啊
809
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:16,440
真的
810
00:58:16,772 --> 00:58:19,014
那我 不是什么也瞒不了你了
811
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:20,838
我告诉你
812
00:58:20,927 --> 00:58:22,867
我们已经合二为一了
813
00:58:25,297 --> 00:58:26,456
那下回我再做梦
814
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:28,480
里面女的不是你 你怎么办
815
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:31,240
我会杀了你 知道吗
816
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,200
你那个叔叔那啊 他那里有补药
817
00:58:35,225 --> 00:58:37,193
可以帮你恢复体力的
818
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:38,613
不用了
819
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,455
我这么年轻 不用补了
820
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:42,672
我看
821
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:45,240
再多来几次也没关系
822
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:47,720
男人不补很容易老
823
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:49,680
好吧
824
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:58,331
你怎么回事 俩黑眼圈
825
00:58:58,779 --> 00:59:00,619
你昨天晚上一定没睡好吧
826
00:59:00,644 --> 00:59:02,245
眼睛像熊猫
827
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:03,867
你也差不多啊
828
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:05,360
进来
829
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:16,838
叔叔这什么味那么香
830
00:59:16,999 --> 00:59:18,585
清炖鸡卵吃点吧
831
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:20,231
清炖鸡卵
832
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,164
那可是大补
833
00:59:22,492 --> 00:59:25,547
你又没有女朋友 补那干嘛
834
00:59:27,548 --> 00:59:28,736
炖好了没有啊
835
00:59:28,761 --> 00:59:31,128
急什么嘛 昨天晚上就这样
836
00:59:40,049 --> 00:59:41,855
炖东西要讲究火候
837
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:42,880
阿姨
838
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:44,400
阿直
839
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,440
先喝点汤
840
00:59:49,881 --> 00:59:51,191
讨厌
841
00:59:52,852 --> 00:59:54,453
来 来
842
01:00:01,037 --> 01:00:02,477
叔叔 我问你
843
01:00:02,941 --> 01:00:04,621
你准备什么时候和阿姨结婚呢
844
01:00:04,646 --> 01:00:06,126
越快越好了
845
01:00:06,151 --> 01:00:07,591
不过要看你阿姨的意思
846
01:00:07,632 --> 01:00:08,632
那倒是
847
01:00:10,649 --> 01:00:12,122
你什么时候结婚呢
848
01:00:12,710 --> 01:00:15,750
阿姨在问你 叔叔说越快越好
849
01:00:15,955 --> 01:00:17,013
是啊 是啊
850
01:00:18,142 --> 01:00:19,562
阿晶是不是在下边啊
851
01:00:21,822 --> 01:00:23,121
你们俩慢慢吃
852
01:00:23,582 --> 01:00:24,582
我去找阿晶
853
01:00:41,809 --> 01:00:44,632
这玩意真厉害啊 越吃越过瘾
854
01:00:46,815 --> 01:00:49,017
全身都是软的 只有一个地方硬的
855
01:00:50,609 --> 01:00:51,305
真的假的
856
01:00:51,329 --> 01:00:52,350
不信你看
857
01:00:56,868 --> 01:00:58,972
信了吧 我没骗你啊
858
01:01:04,575 --> 01:01:06,988
怎么样 这也太小意思了
859
01:01:23,762 --> 01:01:26,522
拜拜祖先 求仙人保佑 磕头
860
01:01:26,796 --> 01:01:30,037
对了 再磕 再磕
861
01:01:30,817 --> 01:01:32,095
好了好了 起来吧
862
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:33,120
来… 坐
863
01:01:34,078 --> 01:01:35,078
来
864
01:01:36,729 --> 01:01:38,498
坐 嫁到李家以后呢
865
01:01:38,523 --> 01:01:40,785
一定要守妇道 知不知道啊
866
01:01:40,909 --> 01:01:43,373
其实啊 男人是很容易对付的
867
01:01:43,398 --> 01:01:44,680
只要你对他好
868
01:01:44,705 --> 01:01:46,590
平常只要像依人小鸟似的
869
01:01:46,615 --> 01:01:47,984
要他干什么都行了
870
01:01:48,009 --> 01:01:50,969
必要的时要发嗲 嗲的他软绵绵的
871
01:01:50,994 --> 01:01:53,184
还有对他的亲戚朋友一定要好
872
01:01:53,209 --> 01:01:54,583
一定要给他面子
873
01:01:54,722 --> 01:01:57,082
所谓大男人大男人嘛
874
01:01:57,136 --> 01:01:59,357
对他好呢 就什么都好办
875
01:02:01,562 --> 01:02:03,663
现在怎么知道将来的事呢
876
01:02:04,282 --> 01:02:05,402
今天晚上你试试他
877
01:02:05,427 --> 01:02:06,427
怎么试呢
878
01:02:06,917 --> 01:02:08,824
他喜欢你和不喜欢你
879
01:02:08,849 --> 01:02:10,097
只有两个字之差
880
01:02:10,609 --> 01:02:11,609
哪两个字啊
881
01:02:11,634 --> 01:02:12,634
吃醋
882
01:02:16,201 --> 01:02:18,941
- 吃饭
- 吃饭
883
01:02:23,092 --> 01:02:25,256
我有话跟你说 来
884
01:02:31,451 --> 01:02:32,704
待会阿晶会试试阿直
885
01:02:32,729 --> 01:02:34,169
是不是真的喜欢她
886
01:02:34,235 --> 01:02:36,133
所以呢 她就会使劲的嗲你
887
01:02:36,158 --> 01:02:37,798
看看阿直会不会吃醋
888
01:02:37,908 --> 01:02:40,228
到时候你别误会 知道吗
889
01:02:40,468 --> 01:02:42,341
- 好吗
- 好的 好的
890
01:02:51,209 --> 01:02:52,369
阿直
891
01:02:52,541 --> 01:02:54,389
没有纸巾了 你去拿点纸巾来吧
892
01:02:54,442 --> 01:02:55,442
好
893
01:02:57,602 --> 01:02:58,602
我要撒尿
894
01:03:03,741 --> 01:03:04,741
快准备
895
01:03:10,962 --> 01:03:12,701
她们两个串通来试试你
896
01:03:13,755 --> 01:03:14,916
千万不要生气
897
01:04:34,036 --> 01:04:34,956
你给我过来你
898
01:04:35,035 --> 01:04:36,236
- 过来
- 你干什么
899
01:04:36,261 --> 01:04:38,867
你怎么不反抗啊 想不到你是这种人
900
01:04:40,389 --> 01:04:42,940
我挡 挡…
901
01:04:47,635 --> 01:04:49,002
我吃醋了
902
01:04:51,622 --> 01:04:53,867
我吃醋 你满意了没有啊
903
01:04:53,928 --> 01:04:56,987
闹着玩的嘛 你不要生气好不好啊
904
01:04:59,889 --> 01:05:01,969
好 吃饭去吧
905
01:05:01,993 --> 01:05:02,993
走吧
906
01:05:10,891 --> 01:05:11,891
阿姨呢
907
01:05:13,070 --> 01:05:14,951
打了我几巴掌她就走了
908
01:05:15,017 --> 01:05:16,697
不好意思 都是我不好
909
01:05:16,783 --> 01:05:18,347
小意思小意思 吃饭吧
910
01:05:31,945 --> 01:05:34,137
雄哥 没有办法只有再上诉了
911
01:05:34,223 --> 01:05:35,588
我的文件
912
01:05:37,257 --> 01:05:38,257
喂
913
01:05:38,472 --> 01:05:39,779
我今天心情不好
914
01:05:40,111 --> 01:05:41,111
陪我出来逛逛
915
01:05:42,734 --> 01:05:45,134
好啊 在哪等你啊
916
01:05:45,173 --> 01:05:46,173
老地方见
917
01:05:47,053 --> 01:05:49,519
记住 别迟到啊 不然我罚你
918
01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:50,612
行了
919
01:06:01,013 --> 01:06:01,933
有人约我打麻将
920
01:06:01,962 --> 01:06:03,693
三缺一 我现在赶着去
921
01:06:03,718 --> 01:06:05,439
烧完了元宝 帮我关好铁门
922
01:06:05,512 --> 01:06:07,832
洗洗厕所 倒掉垃圾 再走啊
923
01:06:08,013 --> 01:06:10,089
行…多赢点啊
924
01:06:12,985 --> 01:06:15,812
叔叔约了你阿姨去逛街
925
01:06:50,826 --> 01:06:52,653
送给你是我织的
926
01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:54,440
你织的
927
01:06:54,972 --> 01:06:56,155
我帮你带上
928
01:07:22,185 --> 01:07:25,018
不要怕 没事了…
929
01:08:11,733 --> 01:08:13,171
明天就是初一了
930
01:08:15,033 --> 01:08:17,186
阿车到现在也没回来
931
01:08:17,399 --> 01:08:19,139
怎么送你走好？
932
01:08:22,413 --> 01:08:23,979
我们去跳舞好不好
933
01:08:33,653 --> 01:08:34,653
好
934
01:09:34,773 --> 01:09:35,986
这的气氛
935
01:09:37,733 --> 01:09:38,893
比卡拉ok 要好多了
936
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:40,159
两位要什么
937
01:09:40,432 --> 01:09:41,432
啤酒
938
01:09:42,913 --> 01:09:43,913
去跳舞
939
01:10:00,573 --> 01:10:01,646
深哥啊
940
01:10:01,879 --> 01:10:04,359
我觉得把阿直甩了好像不大好
941
01:10:04,446 --> 01:10:05,693
有什么好不好
942
01:10:05,925 --> 01:10:08,886
也许他们去的地方 我们不合适
943
01:10:11,373 --> 01:10:12,446
他们也来了
944
01:10:13,493 --> 01:10:14,746
别理他们
945
01:11:08,352 --> 01:11:09,706
你会法术
946
01:11:11,270 --> 01:11:12,270
是不是
947
01:11:13,674 --> 01:11:16,286
变啊 变啊
948
01:12:07,860 --> 01:12:08,860
阿晶
949
01:12:13,354 --> 01:12:16,120
你怎么了 阿晶
950
01:12:20,420 --> 01:12:21,420
我给你气
951
01:12:26,166 --> 01:12:27,680
你不用管我
952
01:12:27,820 --> 01:12:29,153
我不要紧的
953
01:12:51,487 --> 01:12:52,487
阿晶
954
01:13:33,773 --> 01:13:35,540
不用担心 没事的
955
01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:15,797
- 谢谢
- 不客气
956
01:14:23,078 --> 01:14:24,278
我回来了
957
01:14:26,121 --> 01:14:28,174
你瞪那么大眼睛看着我干什么
958
01:14:28,761 --> 01:14:30,167
帮 还是不帮
959
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:43,173
你 好小子
960
01:16:34,956 --> 01:16:36,304
我一直在爱着你
961
01:16:37,715 --> 01:16:39,896
亲爱的 你肯不肯嫁给我
962
01:16:48,823 --> 01:16:50,602
我的第一次都给了你
963
01:16:51,142 --> 01:16:52,510
你不能把我抛弃啊
964
01:17:01,896 --> 01:17:03,816
美仪 怎么回事
965
01:17:11,571 --> 01:17:13,451
怎么搞的嘛 怎么回事
966
01:17:13,602 --> 01:17:14,873
我立刻送你到医院
967
01:17:16,296 --> 01:17:17,542
深哥
968
01:17:17,696 --> 01:17:20,622
快点走 他在…
969
01:17:55,857 --> 01:17:57,429
没事 我送你到医院
970
01:17:58,890 --> 01:17:59,890
放心啊
971
01:18:01,537 --> 01:18:03,827
美仪 不会有事的 美仪
972
01:18:04,153 --> 01:18:05,754
你醒醒
973
01:18:09,287 --> 01:18:10,346
她死了？
974
01:18:11,526 --> 01:18:14,784
我再把阿直干掉 叫他绝子绝孙
975
01:18:22,496 --> 01:18:23,294
摩西摩西
976
01:18:23,443 --> 01:18:26,071
阿车 疯狗雄变了鬼了 他杀了阿姨
977
01:18:26,103 --> 01:18:28,610
他现在来找你们报仇 快准备一下
978
01:18:29,737 --> 01:18:30,737
什么事啊
979
01:18:52,456 --> 01:18:54,337
臭小子
980
01:18:56,256 --> 01:18:58,263
滚出来
981
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:21,400
哪里跑
982
01:19:47,197 --> 01:19:49,019
- 阿车 搞定了没有？
- 叔叔
983
01:19:49,532 --> 01:19:50,606
这里搞定了
984
01:19:51,732 --> 01:19:53,266
时辰到了 快上去
985
01:19:59,665 --> 01:20:01,706
叔叔 你搞定上边 这里我来
986
01:20:01,834 --> 01:20:02,759
搞定什么
987
01:20:02,814 --> 01:20:04,219
快点把阿晶送走
988
01:20:04,727 --> 01:20:06,207
你上去先顶着
989
01:20:09,144 --> 01:20:10,246
不是这里 是上面
990
01:21:02,069 --> 01:21:04,508
你别上去啊 回来
991
01:21:07,019 --> 01:21:09,220
死鬼 我在这儿呢
992
01:22:31,270 --> 01:22:33,136
我的车 完了
993
01:23:20,612 --> 01:23:22,012
有什么话快说吧
994
01:23:34,092 --> 01:23:37,700
不管我变成什么 我都会永远记住你
995
01:26:01,132 --> 01:26:01,976
发生什么事
996
01:26:02,052 --> 01:26:02,787
没事
997
01:26:02,898 --> 01:26:04,807
总之 你做了一件好事
998
01:26:12,485 --> 01:26:13,485
算了
999
01:26:18,132 --> 01:26:19,263
叔叔 我们走吧
1000
01:26:19,372 --> 01:26:20,549
哦
1001
01:26:52,292 --> 01:26:54,402
你会不会每天做同一个梦啊
1002
01:26:55,932 --> 01:26:57,076
有时候会吧
1003
01:26:57,218 --> 01:27:00,258
最近 我每天梦见一个见不到脸的男人
1004
01:27:00,372 --> 01:27:02,310
跟我一块儿在那烧元宝
1005
01:27:02,665 --> 01:27:04,883
不过 就是看不清他的样子
1006
01:27:05,278 --> 01:27:06,949
当我就要看到的时候
1007
01:27:07,125 --> 01:27:09,002
突然一阵用大火吹过来
1008
01:27:09,412 --> 01:27:10,712
就把我吓醒了
1009
01:27:14,892 --> 01:27:15,892
送给你的
1010
01:27:18,012 --> 01:27:19,012
干什么
1011
01:27:19,052 --> 01:27:21,380
你生日嘛 是我编的
1012
01:27:24,012 --> 01:27:25,012
谢谢你
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