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Hey, Mr. Rebel, I just wanted to let you know that Tommy's sleeping.

Oh, wow.

Well, first of all, call me Nicky.

Second of all, how the heck did you get him to sleep that quickly?

I had night tricks up my sleeve, you know?

I didn't get you a medal or something.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Did you need anything else?

No, I think I'm good.

See you tomorrow. Same time as always.

Wait,

um, before you go, don't forget...

If I haven't gone through a Menzel breakdown yet, it's all thanks to that

woman. They should give her a Nobel Prize for all I know.

Not only do I have to deal with my wife having dumped me, but I also gotta raise

Thomas on my own. And believe me, I suck at this.

I have to be in the office in like 30, 35 minutes.

Well, I gotta feed my little one and wait for the theater to get here.

Though, as soon as she's here, I'll be right at the door. Oh, hold on one

second.

Fuck. God damn it.

Let me call you back.

I'll be there soon.

To me, babies were something way out of my reach.

Some sort of urban legend.

Until I finally got one.

Oh, fuck.

So trust me, if it wasn't for our hot, loving babysitter, I'd be lost at this

point. Plus, I get to enjoy the view.

Hey, Luna, you got a minute?

Uh, hey, I'm just finishing up the milk for Tom. You give me a sec.

Well, uh, look, so, um, remember how you told me the other day you were looking

for another job, right? Yep. Like an extra one?

Um, and, well, you know I'm kind of terrified about this whole single dad

right?

Yeah, no, no, no, I mean, I get the point.

Well, how do you feel about sending some night gear? I could really use the

help. No, that's against the rules. I wouldn't be able to do that.

I know, I'm asking you for a big favor, but I'll pay you whatever you want.

You know, I just really need you.

I'll think about it.

I mean, I'll pay you twice what I'm already paying you. It just, you know,

really goes against, like, everything in a babysitter club.

I know, but, I mean, they don't have to know that you're, you know, coming here

to work at night.

I don't think they're going to give you hours at a time.

Okay, fine. I love it. You know, I love Tommy, and, you know, as long as it's

between us, you know? Yeah, absolutely.

That's so great. I'm so happy to hear that.

Oh.

I really appreciate you, sir.

I appreciate you, too, and so does Tommy. And remember, Nikki, this is for

baby, not for you.

You know, as you always tell me, shoot your shot.

Ah, finally a commercial.

You know, I feel like rom -coms really be meant for the girl's head.

Really? How so?

I just feel like all of them just make it seem like a girl's main goal in life

is to have a boyfriend.

Couldn't be me.

Couldn't be you.

Don't you like having a boyfriend or, like, enjoy sex?

Yeah, I do, but, like, I feel like you can still have sex and have fun without

having a boyfriend.

Wait, what?

Don't get me wrong, I love sex.

but I'm really laid back. I really enjoy being single. How about you?

Me? I don't have a take on this.

I'm retired.

I'm sure there's plenty of girls who want to date you.

Me? Oh, oh.

Dumped on my wife with a baby? Yeah, I'm a real catch.

But you're funny.

Look, let's just do assimilation. Let's, you know, pretend we're on a date.

You have to be productive with it.

All right, sure.

Let's try that.

Hey, you ready? Let's just pretend like, you know, we've never met.

Alright. Okay.

Hi, I'm Luna. It's nice to meet you.

Hi, I'm Nikki.

I have a baby.

Kira, I'm good with babies.

Great, I'm not, but I'm good at making them.

You're so funny.

I'm sorry, I suck at this.

No, what are you talking about? You're doing great.

Really? Yeah.

You're amazing.

Actually, I kind of like you.

You do?

Yeah.

Any girl would be really lucky to have you. You're a cat. You have a stable

You dress really nice.

You're super sweet.

You're good looking.

You know?

I'm sorry. This is just a simulation. I got confused. It's just...

You deserve this, Nikki.

What?

When was the last time you touched a woman, Nikki?

It's been a long time.

Yeah. You make me harder.

You

deserve it.

I think I get to kiss the rebel. I want to see it.

I can't believe this is happening.

Does it feel good?

oh my god

oh

my

god

um um

um um

oh um

Oh my god.

um um um um um

Take off your pants, this is a red ball.

Okay.

Oh, wow.

Grab one.

Yeah? Yeah.

You deserve it.

Oh, fuck.

Come on, let's go back to your room.

My room?

Yeah.

Okay.

Gotta get out. The baby's gotta wake up soon.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Chad, look what's happening.

It's crazy.

I can't believe we're doing this.

Don't stop.

You can make me come like this.

Really?

I guess you're not quite as innocent as I thought.

I never said I was innocent.

I want that dick in my mouth.

For real, you want to fuck your boss's dick, huh?

Hmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, fuck, you're so good at that.

Oh my god.

My body's such a hard cock.

Can I jump on it?

Yeah. Yeah?

You

deserve

it.

Oh, fuck.

little juices.

Thank you.

It's a dirty beauty sitter.

No.

Oh, you're

such

a good boy.

That's what you needed, right?

That's what I needed.

Best babysitter ever.

oh my god you can really fuck that dick

I couldn't ask for it but I understood it.

the color of my face.

I have to go check on the baby.

Ah, baby's fine.

Eat it all night.

He should be sleeping like a baby.

Hopefully. Fingers crossed.

He's sleeping like a baby.

Yeah, you stick in our blocks. I'm going to go get myself cleaned up.