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Go, go, go, go!
Move it, move it!
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Let's go, let's go!
Come on!
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It's a powder keg
in there.
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No one moves
till we get word
from the mayor.
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Shoot! Hey.
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Hey. Little girl.
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Stop.
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Stop!
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Stay down!
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What do you want, little one?
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Your ass.
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Boo!
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Well done.
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Who...
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who are you?
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Frank Drebin, Police Squad.
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The new version.
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Shoot. Um...
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My name is
Sergeant Frank Drebin,
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Detective Lieutenant,
Police Squad,
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a special division
of the LAPD.
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The day after the bank robbery
started like any other.
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I woke up in
my empty cop apartment,
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stared at a picture
of my deceased cop wife
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and choked back cop tears.
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A perfect morning? Sure.
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But I had no idea
what this city
had in store for me.
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What the hell?
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Hey!
There he is.
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Way to go, Frank!
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Thank you. Thanks, everyone.
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What is this?
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Don't cheer for him!
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You two, my office now!
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Thanks to you,
I just spent two hours
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getting chewed out
by the mayor.
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Apparently, some of
the bank robbers
you put in the ICU,
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they're lawyering up
to sue the city.
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That's ridiculous.
They're criminals.
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It's the law.
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Since when do cops
have to follow the law?
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Since forever.
Oh, yeah?
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And who's going to arrest me?
Other cops?
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Yes.
Is she serious?
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Is he serious?
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He's... no.
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Look,
let me be crystal clear.
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They are threatening
to shut down Police Squad
because of you.
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Honestly, you're lucky
you still work here
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after last year's
McDonald's incident.
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They wouldn't sell me
Freedom Fries.
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You arrested the entire staff!
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I wasn't
thinking clearly.
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I was furious about the
Janet Jackson Super Bowl.
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That was 20 years ago!
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Not to me.
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We understand, Chief.
You're right.
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Good.
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'Cause I'm taking you
off the bank job.
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What?
I'm putting you
on collisions.
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There's a crash up in Malibu.
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Yes, ma'am. Thank you.
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And make sure your bodycams
are actually turned on!
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Got it. Camera will be on.
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Drebin!
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It's a new day
at Police Squad!
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Things are changing
so fast around here.
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I guess you really
can't fight City Hall, huh?
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No. It's a building.
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Now, there's a real man.
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They just don't make 'em
like your pops anymore.
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I'm glad he's not
around to see what
Police Squad has come to.
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Mind if I take a minute, Ed?
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Of... of course.
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Hi, Daddy. It's me, Frank Jr.
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I want to be
just like you, but...
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at the same time,
be completely different
and original.
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So, if you're proud of me,
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give me a sign, like...
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maybe make me see
an owl or something.
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Hey, Dad.
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It's me, Ed.
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Boy, do I miss you.
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Hey, Pops.
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Mm-mm.
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Ed and I pulled up
to the Malibu car crash
around 2:00 p.m.
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Nothing unusual.
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But in this city,
usual is unusual... usually.
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What the hell?
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So how was your
date last night, Frank?
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Ah, I couldn't go
through with it.
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You canceled?
Nope.
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I didn't want to upset her,
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so I had Officer Barnes
tell her I was stabbed
to death.
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You're a real
romantic, Frank.
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But everyone needs someone,
even a widower like you.
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I'm just not ready
to open myself to love again.
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I had them wait to clear
the wreck so you could
get eyes on it.
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Crash happened
around 4:00 a.m.
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Well, there are no skid marks
on the road.
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He didn't hit the brakes
before going over.
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Drunk?
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A little. Just enough
to wake me up.
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Fancy car.
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00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:05,701
Yeah, it's one
of those new
EdenTech electric ones.
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Electric, huh?
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I remember when the
only things that were
electric were eels, chairs,
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and Catherine Zeta-Jones
in Chicago.
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Empty pill bottles.
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Huh.
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Who was he?
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Simon Davenport, 53 years old.
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No wife, no kids.
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He's got a sister
out in Hancock Park,
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but we don't really know
anything about her
other than her name.
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Beth Davenport.
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Divorced, 5'6", 130 pounds.
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Spitfire of a personality.
Self-proclaimed chocoholic.
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Likes outdoorsy things
but is just as happy
curling up with a good book.
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All right. I've seen enough.
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Mark it as suicide.
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Go ahead!
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Bring in the crane!
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Oh, my God, it's up!
Wait, I got to see
what I got!
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Yes, I got it!
Come on, man!
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She can't even sing!
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Lieutenant?
What's up, Barnes?
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Look, I know you're off
the bank job, sir, but I could
really use your advice.
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Go for it.
Look, it's the
strangest thing.
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All the thieves had never
met each other
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and none of them knew
who they were working for.
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Brilliant!
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If they don't know anything,
they can't squeal.
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00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:02,383
Whoever orchestrated
this is very smart.
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00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:03,863
And get this.
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00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:05,865
The robbers were told
that they could keep the cash.
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00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:08,955
Who organizes a bank robbery
and doesn't keep the cash?
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00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:11,479
They must have been
after something else.
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Why don't you bring in
one of the perps?
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See if we can
get them talking.
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Got it. Thank you.
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Heads up, Frank.
You got a visitor.
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I told her to wait outside,
but she just walked in.
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You want me to get rid of her?
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00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:29,584
No.
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00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:31,065
That's okay,
I'll deal with it.
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Oh.
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Over here, Lieutenant.
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I'd sworn off love
after my wife died,
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but this woman was
put together in all
the right ways.
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Face, head, shoulders,
knees and toes.
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Knees and toes...
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and a bottom that would make
any toilet beg for the brown.
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00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:05,099
Sorry to keep you
waiting, ma'am.
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00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,014
How may I help you?
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00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:10,190
You're wrong
about Simon Davenport.
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He wouldn't commit suicide.
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Simon Davenport.
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The stiff from
the Malibu crash.
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That stiff was my brother.
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00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:20,243
Oh, I mean... he wasn't
that stiff, really.
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Not yet.
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More floppy and bloated.
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No, I mean, I'm so sorry
for your loss.
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Please, take a chair.
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No, thank you.
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I have plenty
of chairs at home.
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Now, Mrs...
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Davenport.
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Miss Beth Davenport.
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Mr.?
Drebin.
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Miss...
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Detective Frank Drebin.
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Detective, I think
someone murdered Simon.
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Really? What makes
you think that?
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Well, he called me last night.
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He said he was in
some kind of trouble.
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So we made plans
to meet this morning.
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Does that sound like
someone who's planning
to kill themselves?
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No, it certainly does not.
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Why would someone
do that to him?
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Trust me,
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there's always a reason
to kill someone.
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00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:10,293
Did he have an
obnoxious laugh?
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No.
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00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:14,036
Forgive me,
I'm just not myself.
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That's okay.
I'm not you, either.
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Tell me,
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what did your brother
do for work?
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Computers.
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00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:25,221
He was a programmer
for Richard Cane.
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The genius who's gonna
save the world with
his electric cars.
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00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:30,183
Well, he's the first person
you should talk to.
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00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:32,620
Then you could check
Simon's driving records
and see if they match.
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00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:33,795
Whoa, whoa. Slow down there.
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Excuse me?
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Let's just leave the
police work to me, okay?
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Oh. I see.
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Same old story
with guys like you.
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Guys like me?
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Stubborn old men who think
they know what's best.
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I understand you're upset,
but this is what I do.
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00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:55,034
If someone did
off your brother,
I'll find him.
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00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:58,646
I appreciate that, Detective.
But Simon was all I had.
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So you'll forgive me
if I don't just sit around
and hope you do your job.
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00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:04,521
That's exactly what
I expect you to do.
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00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,959
When I have something,
I'll contact you.
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00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,352
I'm doing a series
of book readings this week.
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00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,572
You can find me there.
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00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:12,529
Book readings?
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00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:13,748
Yes. I write
true-crime novels
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00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,620
based on fictional stories
that I make up.
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00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,319
Yes, well,
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you may write about it,
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00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,584
but I live it.
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00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:27,153
Now, if you'll excuse me,
we're having a birthday party
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and I'm the best singer
in the office.
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00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,816
On second thought,
I will take that chair.
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00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,694
Whoa.
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I couldn't remember
the last time someone had
talked to me like that.
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00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:53,048
It was the kind of
dressing down
you usually have to pay for
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in the basement of
a laundromat.
But she...
223
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,225
She had the kind of hips
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you wanted to put a hula hoop
on and spin.
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The kind that made you...
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00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:04,886
Fellas, do you mind?
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00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:14,200
I wasn't convinced
Simon Davenport
had been murdered.
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But the case was starting
to give me an itch.
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And when I start to scratch,
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I don't stop till I break skin
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and the doctor
makes me wear mittens.
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Thanks.
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00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,005
Coat check?
Champagne?
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00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:50,410
Richard Cane had
made his first fortune
in microprocessors,
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00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:54,109
and then used it
to build a vast
online retail marketplace
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and green technology empire.
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00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:03,379
Then, suddenly,
the bear charges towards me.
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00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,425
I ready my knife,
239
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:06,948
and he barrels right past me
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00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,386
to a honey hive
above the campsite!
241
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:12,519
It had been there all along!
242
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,129
And I hadn't seen it.
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00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,834
Ah. You've arrived.
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Lieutenant Drebin.
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Me, too!
I'm Richar...
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00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,883
Richard Cane.
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Please, walk with me.
248
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:34,758
So, what can you tell me
about Mr. Davenport?
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Simon was
a brilliant engineer,
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and one of our best.
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I had no idea
he was so terribly depressed.
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Suicide is a dreadful thing.
253
00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,465
Possible suicide.
254
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,249
You suspect something foul?
255
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:49,556
No. A chicken probably
couldn't do this.
256
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,253
But I'm not ruling
anything out.
257
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,602
I see.
258
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:55,257
Was this one of the projects
Simon was working on?
259
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:58,608
No, what you see here
is a red light therapy machine
260
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,784
proven to
increase testosterone.
261
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:03,744
Did you know that
men's sperm count
is at historic lows
262
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:06,312
across the board?
Fascinating.
263
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,792
I've never put my
sperm across a board.
264
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,970
I have an old
Bon Jovi T-shirt
for that.
265
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:17,888
You know, I hope you
don't think it's awkward
my saying this,
266
00:16:17,889 --> 00:16:20,587
but I'm actually
a big fan of yours.
267
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:21,892
Is that so?
Yes.
268
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,112
I read about your work
at the bank robbery.
269
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,376
Guys like you
are a dying breed.
270
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:30,249
Guys like me?
Yes, men of action
271
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:33,295
who don't ask permission
to fix what they know
is broken.
272
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,471
I'm surprised to hear
you say that,
273
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:38,909
coming from someone
who's so into these gadgets.
274
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:43,305
Oh. You don't enjoy
the marvels
of the modern age?
275
00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:46,047
No offense, but the world
was better before.
276
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,398
I agree,
but don't tell anyone.
277
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,052
Uh, cigar?
278
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,576
Looks it to me.
279
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:54,883
No, would you like one?
280
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,145
Smoking indoors?
281
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,712
Care to write me a ticket?
282
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:04,501
That matchbook.
283
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,547
I've seen it before.
284
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:10,419
It's the Bengal.
285
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,074
It's a supper club I own
for some of the city's elite.
286
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,903
It's the kind of place where
men can be themselves,
287
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,687
have a few drinks and, uh,
288
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,950
like the Black Eyed Peas
once said,
289
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,040
"get retarded in here."
290
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,737
You can still say that word?
291
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,652
In my club, you can.
292
00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:27,871
Well, I love
the Black Eyed Peas.
293
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,612
Who doesn't?
I know a few people.
294
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:32,006
They're fools.
I know.
295
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,139
will.i.am.
apl.de.ap.
296
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,401
Taboo.
297
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,968
Don't forget Fergie.
I would never forget Fergie.
298
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,319
The Dutchess.
299
00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,191
Well,
if you need anything,
300
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:44,976
please don't
hesitate to call.
301
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,544
Thank you. I'll be in touch.
302
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:56,205
Uh, it's that way.
Of course.
303
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:01,471
Huh.
304
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:09,522
Why don't we get Mr. Drebin
a little gift for tomorrow?
305
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,526
The EdenVox-1.
306
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:16,703
Police Squad's first ever
fully automated, self-driving
307
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:18,139
electric vehicle.
308
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,794
A gift we just received
from Richard Cane.
309
00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:23,623
You must've made
some kind of impression
last night, Frank.
310
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,103
Yeah, it would seem so.
311
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,887
Coffee?
Yes, thank you.
312
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:29,019
Don't be shy, fellas.
Come check it out.
313
00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:33,720
Snug.
314
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,200
All electric.
315
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,550
Zero to sixty in 3.1 seconds.
316
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,465
I guess that's good.
317
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:40,466
Watch this.
318
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,946
Car, open doors.
319
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,473
Neat trick.
Now you try.
320
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,085
Car...
321
00:18:50,694 --> 00:18:52,173
please, close doors.
322
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:57,526
Hey!
323
00:18:57,527 --> 00:18:58,745
Pretty fun, I guess.
324
00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,399
Okay, how about this? Car...
325
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,793
drive forward 30 feet.
326
00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,717
Pretty smooth.
All right.
327
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:21,637
Impressive.
328
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:23,161
Hey! Guys?
329
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,510
Freeze!
Don't--
330
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,866
I tell you, this place
is falling apart.
331
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:37,523
I got half a dozen witnesses
that place you on the scene.
332
00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:39,742
We know you were at the bank!
333
00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:42,006
I'm telling you,
I wasn't there.
334
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,097
Thanks, Park.
335
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:52,364
This is quite the rap sheet
you've got here.
336
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:55,672
It says you served
20 years
for "man's laughter."
337
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,196
Must have been quite the joke.
338
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,415
You mean "manslaughter"?
339
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,985
Well...
340
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:07,074
we know your boss
didn't want cash.
341
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:10,425
So what was the point
of the robbery?
What did he want?
342
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:13,341
I... wasn't... there.
343
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:15,604
You think you're so smart.
344
00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:19,782
Well, I think my bodycam
might tell a different story.
345
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:20,654
Ed?
346
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:26,572
Technology really
is something.
347
00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:30,489
Police Squad is all about
"transparency" these days.
348
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:37,539
Dispatch, this is Drebin.
10-7.
349
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:38,888
Oh, yeah!
350
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,195
A chili dog.
351
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,198
Mm-hmm!
352
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:45,982
Breakfast of champions.
353
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,201
And a little
black coffee.
354
00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:49,422
Okay, you can
fast-forward a bit.
355
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,034
License and
registration, please.
356
00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,602
Uh...
357
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:57,733
Uh...
358
00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,169
This isn't mine.
359
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:01,084
Excuse me.
360
00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:02,956
Oh, boy. Listen, uh,
361
00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,523
you seem like a decent fella.
362
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:07,265
I'm gonna let you off
with a warning.
Have a great day, bye.
363
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,006
It's much later in the day.
Fast-forward a while.
364
00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:13,271
You'll see. Just wait.
365
00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:17,318
I need a bathroom. Oh, God.
366
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,581
Come on, move, move, move!
367
00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:21,975
Focus, Frank, focus.
368
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:24,282
You got this, you got this.
369
00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:29,199
Maybe a little more.
370
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,897
I'm gonna ruin another suit!
371
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:32,725
Barnes!
372
00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:33,682
Sorry.
373
00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:36,511
Police business!
374
00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:38,905
Uh, there is a line,
man!
375
00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:44,128
Come on!
376
00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:51,005
You're disgusting,
you stupid idiot.
377
00:21:52,485 --> 00:21:55,225
Breastfed until you were 13,
you freak.
378
00:21:57,011 --> 00:22:00,493
Can't get it up without
the stench of milk
on your chin.
379
00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:03,408
Don't you dare.
380
00:22:03,409 --> 00:22:05,324
Don't do it. Don't eat it!
381
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,456
Oh, God!
Frank.
382
00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:10,545
I had five more that day.
383
00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:12,634
Feel better, Frank?
You better believe it.
384
00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:14,245
Mm!
385
00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:20,729
Yes!
386
00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:23,558
That's you inside the bank,
plain as day.
387
00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:24,820
Okay, fine.
388
00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:27,780
Whoever we was working for,
they was crazy.
389
00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:30,652
I mean, they just wanted
us to get some
safe deposit box.
390
00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:32,002
Safe deposit box.
391
00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:42,621
There. Box 595.
392
00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:44,754
- Ed, check the list.
- Yep.
393
00:22:46,843 --> 00:22:49,323
You're not gonna believe
this one, Frank.
394
00:22:49,324 --> 00:22:51,456
Simon Davenport.
395
00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:52,980
So you're saying,
396
00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:55,199
these two cases...
397
00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:57,419
are one case.
398
00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:02,467
Gentlemen, when you joined me
to launch EdenTech,
399
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:03,947
it was with one goal.
400
00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,209
To save the world.
401
00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:09,082
Together, we've created
technologies to rival
the Gods.
402
00:23:09,083 --> 00:23:10,779
Has the world
gotten any better?
403
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:14,217
No. It's only gotten worse.
404
00:23:14,218 --> 00:23:17,220
Now, when the Founding Fathers
created this country,
405
00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:21,529
they sat in a room like this,
filled with men like us,
406
00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:23,662
and birthed an empire.
407
00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:25,186
The USA.
408
00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:27,666
Yes, that's right.
409
00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:29,363
But as years went by,
410
00:23:29,364 --> 00:23:32,018
other people wanted
to get into that room.
411
00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:32,975
Fish people.
412
00:23:32,976 --> 00:23:34,412
What?
Fish people.
413
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,109
Gills on their necks.
414
00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:39,068
I don't--
Like mermen and merwomen.
415
00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:40,809
Mermaids.
Right.
416
00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:42,724
No, stop.
Not fish people.
417
00:23:42,725 --> 00:23:44,378
Ungrateful people.
418
00:23:44,379 --> 00:23:48,643
People that did not earn
their seat at the table.
419
00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:51,820
People not built
like the men in this room.
420
00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:52,995
Crab hands.
421
00:23:52,996 --> 00:23:55,998
They had crab hands
instead of fingers.
422
00:23:55,999 --> 00:23:59,001
Stop! I know what I mean.
So just let me do the talking.
423
00:23:59,002 --> 00:24:01,482
This is a crab-hand person.
I've met him.
424
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:02,571
Put the phone away!
425
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:08,315
Now, it is time
for us to admit
426
00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:10,491
that the path we are on
is not working.
427
00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:12,362
The system's broken.
428
00:24:12,363 --> 00:24:14,931
And what does one do when
a system is malfunctioning?
429
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,542
You unplug it.
430
00:24:17,412 --> 00:24:18,282
And then,
431
00:24:19,501 --> 00:24:20,849
you plug it in again.
432
00:24:20,850 --> 00:24:24,940
I call it the Primordial
Law of Toughness Device.
433
00:24:24,941 --> 00:24:27,943
Now let me show you
what it's capable of.
434
00:24:27,944 --> 00:24:31,425
Last year, we set up cameras
at the local community center.
435
00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:33,775
Decided to run
a little experiment.
436
00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:34,994
The question.
437
00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:36,691
What would happen
to modern humans
438
00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:40,130
if you reverted their psyche
to an original
state of nature?
439
00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:47,746
When activated, the device
sends an audio frequency
440
00:24:47,747 --> 00:24:51,053
that reduces the brain
to its animalistic core.
441
00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:53,969
In this case,
the frequency was limited.
442
00:24:53,970 --> 00:24:58,321
But next time, it will spread
through every smart device
443
00:24:58,322 --> 00:25:00,715
until the entire world
is infected.
444
00:25:00,716 --> 00:25:02,412
As for us, upon detonation,
445
00:25:02,413 --> 00:25:06,329
we will decamp to one of my
super bunkers around the world
446
00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:08,506
where there will be
food and water,
447
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:11,378
and the best
live entertainment
the world has to offer.
448
00:25:11,379 --> 00:25:12,988
What's up, evil billionaires?
449
00:25:12,989 --> 00:25:15,861
I am so excited to
be doing live shows
450
00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:17,166
for as long as it takes,
451
00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:19,473
in the Doomsday
Giggle Bunkeroom
452
00:25:19,474 --> 00:25:21,911
located in Block 4
of the Arizona District.
453
00:25:22,608 --> 00:25:23,825
See you there!
454
00:25:23,826 --> 00:25:24,913
Amish Paradise.
455
00:25:24,914 --> 00:25:26,219
Hmm.
456
00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:28,177
And when the embers
have died down,
457
00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:31,137
any survivors left
will have earned
their place alongside us,
458
00:25:31,138 --> 00:25:33,487
and we will return to a world
459
00:25:33,488 --> 00:25:36,446
that is but a blank slate
upon which we can rebuild
460
00:25:36,447 --> 00:25:39,493
as the founding fathers
of a new Eden.
461
00:25:39,494 --> 00:25:41,800
Gentlemen, lady,
462
00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:43,542
this New Year's Eve,
I give you...
463
00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:46,108
Project Inferno!
464
00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,994
It turned out that
Cane's nightclub
was only half a mile
465
00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:04,300
from where
Simon Davenport crashed.
466
00:26:04,301 --> 00:26:05,693
And that got me thinking.
467
00:26:05,694 --> 00:26:08,000
Maybe he had been there
the night he died.
468
00:26:08,001 --> 00:26:10,437
So I hopped into
my new electric cruiser...
469
00:26:10,438 --> 00:26:12,308
...and told it
to head to Malibu.
470
00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:17,966
Warning.
Please take the wheel.
471
00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:20,969
Collision detected.
Please take the wheel.
472
00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:23,189
Get out of the road! Move!
473
00:26:23,190 --> 00:26:25,539
What's wrong with you people?
Collision detected.
474
00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:28,543
What is this city coming to?
475
00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:49,911
What can I get you?
476
00:26:49,912 --> 00:26:52,610
I was wondering
if you could help me.
477
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,744
I'm looking for a friend
who may have been here before.
478
00:26:56,484 --> 00:26:58,224
Nah, I haven't seen him.
479
00:26:58,225 --> 00:27:00,705
You hardly looked at it.
I saw enough.
480
00:27:03,404 --> 00:27:04,753
You don't remember me,
do you?
481
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:06,972
Should I?
482
00:27:06,973 --> 00:27:10,062
My brother, you shot him
"in the name of justice."
483
00:27:10,063 --> 00:27:11,977
That can literally be
thousands of people.
484
00:27:11,978 --> 00:27:13,413
Shot him in the back
as he ran away.
485
00:27:13,414 --> 00:27:14,762
Hundreds.
Unarmed.
486
00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:16,198
At least 50.
He was white.
487
00:27:16,199 --> 00:27:19,071
So you're
Tony Roiland's brother!
488
00:27:19,072 --> 00:27:20,072
That's right.
489
00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:22,378
How is old Tony?
Are you serious?
490
00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:23,511
Bad.
491
00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:26,469
Right.
492
00:27:26,470 --> 00:27:28,341
So, your friend,
maybe I have seen him.
493
00:27:28,342 --> 00:27:29,386
Maybe I haven't.
494
00:27:30,474 --> 00:27:31,736
I can't remember.
495
00:27:31,737 --> 00:27:34,303
- You can't remember, huh?
- Nah.
496
00:27:34,304 --> 00:27:36,566
Well, maybe
this'll jog your memory.
497
00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:37,830
Oh!
498
00:27:38,787 --> 00:27:39,745
Ah!
499
00:27:40,789 --> 00:27:42,007
Oof!
500
00:27:42,008 --> 00:27:44,139
Gah!
501
00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:45,967
That's better. Remember now?
502
00:27:45,968 --> 00:27:47,186
Yeah, I remember.
503
00:27:47,187 --> 00:27:49,362
He sat in a corner booth.
He had a drink.
504
00:27:49,363 --> 00:27:50,668
But that's all I know.
505
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,365
Where do they keep
surveillance footage?
506
00:27:52,366 --> 00:27:54,846
In the back.
507
00:27:54,847 --> 00:27:56,936
But even I'm not
allowed in there.
508
00:28:03,377 --> 00:28:04,420
Thank you.
509
00:28:07,076 --> 00:28:09,295
And there
she was again.
510
00:28:09,296 --> 00:28:11,950
I had to admit,
she was beautiful.
511
00:28:11,951 --> 00:28:14,126
She had a body
that carried her head around,
512
00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:15,954
and a butt that seemed to say,
513
00:28:15,955 --> 00:28:18,044
"Hello, I'm a talking butt."
514
00:28:19,045 --> 00:28:21,046
Elegant? Yeah, I'd say so.
515
00:28:21,047 --> 00:28:22,612
Oh!
516
00:28:22,613 --> 00:28:24,876
But like a teenager
with three babysitting jobs,
517
00:28:24,877 --> 00:28:27,313
I didn't need another
babysitting job.
518
00:28:27,314 --> 00:28:29,010
Hello, Lieutenant.
519
00:28:29,011 --> 00:28:30,664
What the hell
are you doing here?
520
00:28:30,665 --> 00:28:32,318
I'm doing
the same thing you are.
521
00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:34,668
I told you I wasn't gonna
sit around and wait.
522
00:28:34,669 --> 00:28:37,062
Listen, this isn't
one of your stories.
523
00:28:37,063 --> 00:28:41,022
Average civilian women
don't suddenly solve crimes.
524
00:28:41,023 --> 00:28:42,329
Oh, you read my book.
525
00:28:43,069 --> 00:28:44,460
What'd you think?
526
00:28:44,461 --> 00:28:46,332
I think it's a fantasy.
527
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:48,638
A woman puts on
a wig and sunglasses
528
00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:50,423
and suddenly
she's an assassin?
529
00:28:50,424 --> 00:28:51,817
But did you enjoy it?
530
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,167
It had some good parts.
531
00:28:55,211 --> 00:28:56,342
Ah!
532
00:28:56,343 --> 00:28:57,778
Lieutenant Drebin.
533
00:28:57,779 --> 00:29:00,346
Does he know
you're Simon's sister?
534
00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:02,740
No.
Good. Let's keep it that way.
535
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,219
What a wonderful surprise.
536
00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:06,091
Fine, thank you.
537
00:29:06,092 --> 00:29:07,875
Beautiful place
you've got here.
538
00:29:07,876 --> 00:29:09,834
Can't smell
the dead animals at all.
539
00:29:09,835 --> 00:29:10,836
Thank you.
540
00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:13,185
Uh, can I get you a drink?
541
00:29:13,186 --> 00:29:15,056
Just water. And sparkling.
542
00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:22,237
And who is
this stunning creature?
543
00:29:22,238 --> 00:29:23,891
I don't believe we've met.
544
00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:26,677
Well, I'm--
Uh, th...
this is Miss...
545
00:29:27,156 --> 00:29:28,157
Cherry...
546
00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:30,464
Roosevelt...
547
00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:34,119
Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti.
548
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,904
What an interesting name.
Yes.
549
00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:37,687
Thank you.
550
00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:39,820
So, Lieutenant,
what brings you here?
551
00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:43,258
I was hoping you could
let me take a look at
your security footage.
552
00:29:43,259 --> 00:29:45,086
Oh. May I ask why?
553
00:29:45,087 --> 00:29:46,393
Go right ahead.
554
00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:52,050
Uh...
555
00:29:52,051 --> 00:29:54,052
Unfortunately, I can't
show you security footage.
556
00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:56,315
Our members trust
that we will provide them
557
00:29:56,316 --> 00:29:58,665
with the highest
level of privacy.
558
00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:00,188
I hope you understand.
559
00:30:00,189 --> 00:30:01,277
I'm starting to.
560
00:30:02,409 --> 00:30:04,149
Well, thank you so much
for the drink.
561
00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:06,412
It's getting late.
We really must be going.
562
00:30:06,413 --> 00:30:07,674
So soon?
563
00:30:07,675 --> 00:30:10,024
I hope you're not leaving,
too, Miss Spaghetti.
564
00:30:10,025 --> 00:30:12,548
Oh, well, I--
Yes, she's leaving, too.
565
00:30:12,549 --> 00:30:14,855
Early morning
at Disneyland tomorrow.
566
00:30:14,856 --> 00:30:16,509
She's one of
those Disney adults.
567
00:30:16,510 --> 00:30:20,121
Obsessed, really.
Her bed is covered in dolls.
568
00:30:20,122 --> 00:30:23,821
Oh, Miss Spaghetti,
please stay for a drink.
569
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,910
Uh, you don't mind,
do you, Drebin?
570
00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:27,085
Be my guest.
571
00:30:27,086 --> 00:30:28,696
Wonderful. I'll get a table.
572
00:30:31,394 --> 00:30:33,569
You get the footage,
I'll keep him occupied.
573
00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:35,398
I'm... Absolutely not!
574
00:30:43,102 --> 00:30:44,277
Oh, thank you.
575
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,932
Wow. This place is amazing.
576
00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:50,064
Ah. Thank you.
577
00:30:50,065 --> 00:30:52,414
Miss Spaghetti,
may I speak freely?
578
00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:54,373
I'd prefer English.
579
00:30:54,374 --> 00:30:55,896
You're much
too sophisticated...
580
00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:57,593
...for the likes
of Frank Drebin.
581
00:30:57,594 --> 00:30:59,944
Oh. I'm not with Drebin.
582
00:30:59,945 --> 00:31:01,989
Oh. Well,
that's wonderful news!
583
00:31:01,990 --> 00:31:03,513
Oof!
584
00:31:10,738 --> 00:31:12,565
Cheers.
585
00:31:12,566 --> 00:31:14,088
From Bill Cosby's
private estate.
586
00:31:14,089 --> 00:31:16,134
Mm.
587
00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:47,165
Gah! Oof!
588
00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:58,350
That hurt!
589
00:31:58,351 --> 00:32:01,135
Shoot!
590
00:32:01,136 --> 00:32:03,921
Mom, Mom,
now is not a good time.
591
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,271
Mom, please,
I'll call you back.
592
00:32:06,272 --> 00:32:08,926
I got to go. I got to go.
I got to go now.
593
00:32:10,972 --> 00:32:12,799
So, tell me,
594
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,714
what have you been
working on lately?
595
00:32:14,715 --> 00:32:17,543
Oh, let's not talk about work.
Let's talk about play.
596
00:32:20,199 --> 00:32:22,156
Uh, do you like jazz,
Miss Spaghetti?
597
00:32:22,157 --> 00:32:23,897
Like it?
Hm.
598
00:32:23,898 --> 00:32:25,812
I love it.
I love it.
599
00:32:28,642 --> 00:32:30,122
Sir. Um...
600
00:32:31,384 --> 00:32:32,340
We've got a problem.
601
00:32:32,341 --> 00:32:33,515
Not now.
602
00:32:33,516 --> 00:32:34,648
No, it's quite...
Not now.
603
00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:37,999
Yes, sir.
604
00:32:39,174 --> 00:32:41,046
This one's for my
electric new friend,
605
00:32:41,916 --> 00:32:43,308
Richard Cane.
606
00:32:43,309 --> 00:32:45,136
Wow!
607
00:32:45,137 --> 00:32:47,051
Sassafras Chickenin D.
608
00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:48,967
Make it extra lumpy, boys.
609
00:33:03,633 --> 00:33:06,896
I've always said
fighting is a lot like
jazz music.
610
00:33:06,897 --> 00:33:08,463
A scat-like improv
611
00:33:08,464 --> 00:33:11,814
where one lets imagination
take control of their body.
612
00:33:16,603 --> 00:33:17,777
Huh?
613
00:33:26,395 --> 00:33:28,875
Oh...
614
00:33:28,876 --> 00:33:30,224
I'm fine.
615
00:33:50,202 --> 00:33:51,811
Yeah!
616
00:34:05,608 --> 00:34:08,784
There's two things I love.
My stay-at-home girlfriend
617
00:34:08,785 --> 00:34:10,221
and Gorilla Nut...
Come on.
618
00:34:10,222 --> 00:34:12,484
...enhanced drink
supplement for men.
619
00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:13,920
Don't follow fad diets
and fake workouts.
620
00:34:13,921 --> 00:34:15,487
You want to get ripped?
621
00:34:15,488 --> 00:34:17,968
All you need is Muscle Slime.
Rub it on and--
622
00:34:24,236 --> 00:34:26,020
Well, look at that.
623
00:34:30,981 --> 00:34:33,897
And who are you, my secret
eavesdropping friend?
624
00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:40,033
Douglas O'Reilly,
investigative journalist,
625
00:34:40,034 --> 00:34:41,557
L.A. Chronicle.
626
00:34:42,819 --> 00:34:44,734
Shoot.
627
00:35:00,315 --> 00:35:03,274
It seems Mr. Drebin
might be more of a problem
than we thought.
628
00:35:03,275 --> 00:35:04,971
I want you to keep
an eye on him.
629
00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:07,669
And make sure he doesn't cause
any more distractions.
630
00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:08,628
Yes, sir.
631
00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:21,728
Davis. This better be good.
632
00:35:22,903 --> 00:35:24,773
He did what?
633
00:35:24,774 --> 00:35:26,993
Get me Drebin this instant!
634
00:35:26,994 --> 00:35:29,691
Ma'am, I'm so sorry,
but you have to listen to me.
635
00:35:29,692 --> 00:35:31,345
There's something deeper
going on here.
636
00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:34,653
You wake up
my husband, I swear to God...
637
00:35:34,654 --> 00:35:37,438
I'm sorry.
What the hell
were you thinking, Drebin?
638
00:35:37,439 --> 00:35:39,484
Richard Cane is
a very powerful man.
639
00:35:39,485 --> 00:35:41,964
And he makes a lot of hefty
donations to this city,
640
00:35:41,965 --> 00:35:43,879
including the new car
you're driving.
641
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,229
Richard Cane is dirty.
642
00:35:45,230 --> 00:35:47,709
He's involved with
the Simon Davenport murder.
643
00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:49,755
And by the way,
the bank job, too!
644
00:35:49,756 --> 00:35:51,974
You're still working
the bank job?
645
00:35:51,975 --> 00:35:53,802
That's it.
You're suspended!
646
00:35:53,803 --> 00:35:56,022
Suspended?
647
00:35:56,023 --> 00:35:57,937
What did I say
about waking Ronald?
648
00:35:57,938 --> 00:36:00,548
He has a Fitzgerald
presentation tomorrow.
649
00:36:00,549 --> 00:36:05,640
And if Morimoto doesn't
accept his
vertical-integration pitch,
650
00:36:05,641 --> 00:36:09,470
Bill Cantor will leapfrog him
for the third year in a row.
651
00:36:09,471 --> 00:36:11,559
But Ronald trained Bill.
Exactly!
652
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,170
I've got no choice.
653
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,259
I'm putting you on ice.
Two weeks.
654
00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:16,347
Effective immediately.
655
00:36:16,348 --> 00:36:17,653
Now get out.
656
00:36:19,133 --> 00:36:21,439
We're all
rooting for you, Ronald.
657
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,876
Give 'em hell tomorrow.
658
00:36:37,456 --> 00:36:38,457
Rough night?
659
00:36:39,849 --> 00:36:41,720
Oh. It's you.
660
00:36:41,721 --> 00:36:44,375
Now tell me.
What'd you see
on the security footage?
661
00:36:44,376 --> 00:36:46,551
Listen. I feel for you.
I really do.
662
00:36:46,552 --> 00:36:48,944
But I had to beat up
a lot of henchmen tonight.
663
00:36:48,945 --> 00:36:50,685
Men with daughters!
664
00:36:50,686 --> 00:36:52,818
Oh, come on. You wouldn't
even have seen it
if I didn't help you.
665
00:36:52,819 --> 00:36:54,385
Help me? That's rich.
666
00:36:54,386 --> 00:36:58,389
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm tired, I'm hungry.
667
00:36:58,390 --> 00:36:59,739
Goodnight, Miss Davenport.
668
00:37:03,917 --> 00:37:06,179
What if we had
a little dinner, together?
669
00:37:06,180 --> 00:37:07,790
I sure could go for a...
670
00:37:08,487 --> 00:37:09,661
bite.
671
00:37:09,662 --> 00:37:13,055
Slow down, chef.
This turkey burns at 450.
672
00:37:13,056 --> 00:37:15,710
How hot was I cooking?
About a thousand.
673
00:37:15,711 --> 00:37:18,060
Turkey needs slow and low.
674
00:37:18,061 --> 00:37:19,932
Unless you like
your center pink.
675
00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:22,674
Oh, I love my centers pink.
676
00:37:22,675 --> 00:37:25,894
You're not worried
the rare meat
will ruin a good stuffing?
677
00:37:25,895 --> 00:37:28,375
As long as you don't mind
if I get salmonella.
678
00:37:28,376 --> 00:37:30,899
Mind it? I prefer it.
679
00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:32,641
I like a sick little boy.
680
00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:36,602
You're not gonna stop
hounding me, are you?
681
00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:38,517
Not for a second.
682
00:38:00,669 --> 00:38:01,627
Thank you.
683
00:38:08,895 --> 00:38:10,853
Uh... excuse the mess.
684
00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:12,767
I, uh...
685
00:38:12,768 --> 00:38:14,856
haven't had
the heart to clean...
686
00:38:14,857 --> 00:38:16,294
...since my wife died.
687
00:38:20,385 --> 00:38:23,082
My condolences.
How did she pass?
688
00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:25,040
Great. Fifty yards easy.
689
00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:26,434
Arm like a cannon.
690
00:38:27,392 --> 00:38:29,567
And then she died.
691
00:38:29,568 --> 00:38:32,047
So we'll never know
if she could've gone pro.
692
00:38:32,048 --> 00:38:34,528
She was the sweetest woman
I've ever known.
693
00:38:34,529 --> 00:38:35,747
She sounds like a saint.
694
00:38:35,748 --> 00:38:38,837
Or maybe a Bronco or a 49er.
695
00:38:38,838 --> 00:38:41,361
We would've been happy
with any team, really.
696
00:38:41,362 --> 00:38:42,972
Anyone but the Browns.
697
00:38:48,717 --> 00:38:50,718
That's quite a view you have.
698
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:53,547
You know, I've been drawn
to the hills ever since
I moved here for college.
699
00:38:53,548 --> 00:38:55,244
UCLA?
700
00:38:55,245 --> 00:38:58,030
I see it every day.
I live here.
701
00:38:58,031 --> 00:39:00,598
I'm afraid I don't
have much to offer.
702
00:39:00,599 --> 00:39:01,948
Hmm.
703
00:39:03,732 --> 00:39:05,777
However...
704
00:39:05,778 --> 00:39:07,779
All that turkey talk outside
705
00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:10,390
got me in the
Thanksgiving mood.
706
00:39:10,391 --> 00:39:13,524
I think I have a full turkey
around here somewhere.
707
00:39:13,525 --> 00:39:15,526
But my oven is filthy.
708
00:39:15,527 --> 00:39:18,485
I don't mind.
I like a dirty bird.
709
00:39:18,486 --> 00:39:20,314
Mm-hmm.
710
00:39:42,336 --> 00:39:45,120
You weren't lying.
This oven is disgusting!
711
00:39:45,121 --> 00:39:48,341
It sure was fun to talk
about a dirty bird, but...
712
00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:49,951
it would be unsanitary.
713
00:39:57,046 --> 00:39:59,787
Oops.
714
00:39:59,788 --> 00:40:02,007
Well, hot brine
is the most important part.
715
00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:03,878
It sure is.
716
00:40:03,879 --> 00:40:06,054
Uh-oh. This is my Buster.
Oh!
717
00:40:06,055 --> 00:40:08,666
He must've smelled
what's going on.
718
00:40:17,632 --> 00:40:20,113
Silly dog, that's not for you.
719
00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:21,854
Ew.
720
00:40:24,639 --> 00:40:25,510
Okay.
721
00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:29,687
Ah.
722
00:40:29,688 --> 00:40:32,037
He's so strong.
723
00:40:32,038 --> 00:40:33,431
Put that down.
724
00:40:35,084 --> 00:40:37,695
How about some
nice scratches instead?
725
00:40:37,696 --> 00:40:39,479
Oh.
726
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:40,350
Yes.
727
00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:44,529
Wow.
728
00:40:45,573 --> 00:40:47,705
I don't like this.
729
00:40:50,883 --> 00:40:53,667
Oh, your hair. May I?
730
00:40:53,668 --> 00:40:55,104
Oh. Yes.
731
00:41:03,417 --> 00:41:04,549
That's better.
732
00:41:05,201 --> 00:41:06,854
Is this crazy?
733
00:41:06,855 --> 00:41:08,639
It's been a long time.
734
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,381
I'm afraid I may have
forgotten how to kiss.
735
00:41:11,947 --> 00:41:14,949
Mmm.
Mmm.
736
00:41:14,950 --> 00:41:16,125
Mmm.
737
00:41:30,836 --> 00:41:31,967
Oh, wow.
738
00:41:33,099 --> 00:41:35,535
How beautiful.
739
00:41:35,536 --> 00:41:38,059
♪ Lookin' in your eyes
740
00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:40,018
♪ I see a paradise
741
00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:44,239
♪ This world that I found
Is too good to be true
742
00:41:45,459 --> 00:41:47,765
♪ Standin' here beside you
743
00:41:47,766 --> 00:41:49,897
♪ Want so much to give you
744
00:41:49,898 --> 00:41:52,900
♪ This love in my heart
That I'm feeling for you
745
00:41:56,209 --> 00:41:58,732
♪ Let 'em say we're crazy
746
00:41:58,733 --> 00:42:00,908
♪ I don't care about that
747
00:42:00,909 --> 00:42:05,783
♪ Put your hand in my hand
Baby, don't ever look back
748
00:42:05,784 --> 00:42:11,049
♪ Let the world around us
Just fall apart
749
00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:15,096
♪ Baby, we can make it
If we're heart to heart
750
00:42:16,664 --> 00:42:20,493
♪ And we can build
This dream together
751
00:42:20,494 --> 00:42:23,061
♪ Standing strong forever
752
00:42:23,062 --> 00:42:26,978
♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now
753
00:42:26,979 --> 00:42:30,503
♪ And if this world
Runs out of lovers
754
00:42:30,504 --> 00:42:33,245
♪ We'll still have each other
755
00:42:33,246 --> 00:42:38,119
♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now
756
00:42:40,035 --> 00:42:41,733
♪ Whoa, whoa
757
00:42:43,082 --> 00:42:45,474
♪ I'm so glad I found you
758
00:42:45,475 --> 00:42:48,216
♪ I'm not gonna lose you
759
00:42:48,217 --> 00:42:53,221
♪ Whatever it takes
I will stay here with you
760
00:42:53,222 --> 00:42:55,397
♪ Take it to the good times
761
00:42:55,398 --> 00:42:57,922
♪ See it through the bad times
762
00:42:57,923 --> 00:43:04,015
♪ Whatever it takes
Is what I'm gonna do
763
00:43:04,016 --> 00:43:08,367
♪ Let them say we're crazy
What do they know?
764
00:43:08,368 --> 00:43:13,851
♪ Put your arms around me
Baby, don't ever let go
765
00:43:13,852 --> 00:43:18,333
♪ Let the world around us
Just fall apart
766
00:43:18,334 --> 00:43:23,730
♪ Baby, we can make it
If we're heart to heart
767
00:44:03,989 --> 00:44:07,948
♪ And we can build
This dream together
768
00:44:07,949 --> 00:44:10,864
♪ Standing strong forever
769
00:44:10,865 --> 00:44:13,432
♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now
770
00:44:13,433 --> 00:44:15,608
♪ Nothing's gonna stop us
771
00:44:15,609 --> 00:44:18,002
♪ And if this world
Runs out of lovers
772
00:44:18,003 --> 00:44:20,657
♪ We'll still have each other
773
00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:25,227
♪ Nothing's gonna stop us
Now ♪
774
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:32,233
After a relaxing
weekend away with Beth...
775
00:44:32,234 --> 00:44:33,713
Not again!
776
00:44:33,714 --> 00:44:35,802
...it was time to
get back to the case.
777
00:44:35,803 --> 00:44:37,935
So I called the
L.A. Chronicle news desk
778
00:44:37,936 --> 00:44:40,067
to follow up
on Douglas O'Reilly,
779
00:44:40,068 --> 00:44:42,591
but was informed that
he hadn't made it into work.
780
00:44:42,592 --> 00:44:44,290
So I headed to his apartment.
781
00:44:46,161 --> 00:44:48,380
Douglas O'Reilly?
782
00:44:48,381 --> 00:44:51,036
Lieutenant Frank Drebin here,
Police Squad.
783
00:44:58,739 --> 00:44:59,958
Hello?
784
00:45:03,004 --> 00:45:04,310
Anyone home?
785
00:45:07,443 --> 00:45:09,793
Oh, no.
786
00:45:09,794 --> 00:45:13,274
Hey, Douglas, I stepped in
some kind of red liquid!
787
00:45:13,275 --> 00:45:14,973
You got any paper towels?
788
00:45:16,583 --> 00:45:18,541
I'm dragging it
all over your place.
789
00:45:20,892 --> 00:45:22,457
Huh.
790
00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:27,027
I picked up
your knife for you!
791
00:45:27,028 --> 00:45:28,464
Where do you want it?
792
00:45:38,561 --> 00:45:40,824
Lieutenant Frank Drebin.
793
00:45:40,825 --> 00:45:42,478
I did it.
794
00:45:43,392 --> 00:45:45,133
Okay.
795
00:45:47,309 --> 00:45:49,050
O'Reilly, that you?
796
00:45:58,712 --> 00:45:59,800
O'Reilly?
797
00:46:10,506 --> 00:46:12,029
And that's when it hit me.
798
00:46:12,030 --> 00:46:14,509
Like an idiot's
finished jigsaw puzzle,
799
00:46:14,510 --> 00:46:16,990
I was being framed.
800
00:46:16,991 --> 00:46:18,731
I needed to clean
the crime scene.
801
00:46:18,732 --> 00:46:20,515
No body, no crime.
802
00:46:23,693 --> 00:46:25,216
Hiding the body was
no longer an option.
803
00:46:25,217 --> 00:46:26,479
Freeze!
804
00:46:27,523 --> 00:46:28,436
It's not what it looks like!
805
00:46:35,140 --> 00:46:35,923
He's running!
806
00:46:38,883 --> 00:46:40,580
Car, drive.
807
00:46:45,454 --> 00:46:48,065
Thank you, car.
808
00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:49,676
What the...
809
00:46:52,766 --> 00:46:54,072
Car, stop it.
810
00:46:54,681 --> 00:46:55,942
I said stop!
811
00:46:55,943 --> 00:46:58,336
Hello, Drebin.
Mind if I take the wheel?
812
00:46:58,337 --> 00:47:00,120
Cane. What's going on?
813
00:47:00,121 --> 00:47:01,948
I've taken control of the car.
814
00:47:01,949 --> 00:47:03,471
It's a little trick I have
815
00:47:03,472 --> 00:47:04,951
for when I want
to fix mistakes.
816
00:47:04,952 --> 00:47:06,779
So that's how Davenport died.
817
00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:08,999
He didn't drive himself
off a cliff, you did.
818
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,652
Now you're getting
somewhere, Detective.
819
00:47:10,653 --> 00:47:13,264
But not before he spilled
your secrets to that reporter.
820
00:47:13,265 --> 00:47:14,700
So you went
and killed him, too.
821
00:47:14,701 --> 00:47:16,876
I didn't kill him, Frank.
You did.
822
00:47:16,877 --> 00:47:18,835
You're the crazy cop
who stabbed the reporter
823
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:20,619
and then drove himself
into the ocean.
824
00:47:20,620 --> 00:47:21,969
The hell I am.
825
00:47:23,014 --> 00:47:24,623
There's no escape, Drebin.
826
00:47:24,624 --> 00:47:26,930
I'm just a little sad
that you won't be there
827
00:47:26,931 --> 00:47:29,149
to see what I have in store
when the New Year's Eve
balls drop.
828
00:47:29,150 --> 00:47:31,369
Oh, well. Have a nice trip.
829
00:47:33,198 --> 00:47:34,852
Ohh.
830
00:47:36,331 --> 00:47:37,766
Hi, Susan.
831
00:48:03,619 --> 00:48:05,969
Move! Move, move!
832
00:48:11,627 --> 00:48:12,801
Bees?
833
00:48:12,802 --> 00:48:14,413
No. No. No!
834
00:48:22,943 --> 00:48:24,858
Move! Out of the way! Move!
835
00:48:40,047 --> 00:48:42,005
What? Open the doors!
836
00:48:42,006 --> 00:48:43,398
You got it!
837
00:48:51,058 --> 00:48:53,407
Frank! Are you okay?
Where are you?
838
00:48:53,408 --> 00:48:56,019
Never mind that.
I know how Simon Davenport
was killed.
839
00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:58,238
It was Richard Cane.
He drove him off the cliff.
840
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,458
Well, there's a warrant out
for your arrest.
841
00:49:00,459 --> 00:49:02,416
They're claiming that
you killed a reporter.
842
00:49:02,417 --> 00:49:03,330
Say it isn't so.
843
00:49:03,331 --> 00:49:04,462
It ain't so, Ed.
844
00:49:04,463 --> 00:49:05,811
There's another thing, Frank.
845
00:49:05,812 --> 00:49:07,639
The mayor got wind
of this whole mess
846
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,684
and they're pulling
our funding.
What?
847
00:49:09,685 --> 00:49:11,948
Police Squad is shut down
effective immediately.
848
00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:14,472
This is all because of me.
I'll fix this.
849
00:49:14,473 --> 00:49:16,430
Do me a favor, Frank.
Lay low.
You got it.
850
00:49:16,431 --> 00:49:17,345
Thank you, Ed.
851
00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:27,790
Excuse me, do you have
a phone I could use?
852
00:49:28,748 --> 00:49:29,836
Thanks.
853
00:49:31,359 --> 00:49:32,533
As soon as I could,
854
00:49:32,534 --> 00:49:34,579
I called Beth to
break her the news.
855
00:49:34,580 --> 00:49:38,062
It wasn't easy, but I hoped
it would bring her some peace.
856
00:49:39,628 --> 00:49:40,455
Thanks.
857
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:42,805
What the hell, man?
858
00:49:49,421 --> 00:49:50,552
Oh, Frank.
859
00:49:51,684 --> 00:49:52,815
Thank you.
860
00:49:53,903 --> 00:49:56,427
God, you're hurt.
It's nothing.
861
00:49:56,428 --> 00:49:57,777
Don't be silly. Come in.
862
00:50:03,217 --> 00:50:04,392
This is all I could find.
863
00:50:06,133 --> 00:50:07,134
Might sting a bit.
864
00:50:07,917 --> 00:50:08,831
Go for it.
865
00:50:11,660 --> 00:50:14,227
It's okay. Keep going.
Okay.
866
00:50:14,228 --> 00:50:17,796
Cane said he had something big
in store tomorrow
for New Year's Eve.
867
00:50:17,797 --> 00:50:22,453
I'm willing to bet
it's whatever Simon
was trying to warn us about.
868
00:50:22,454 --> 00:50:24,063
What do you mean,
something big?
869
00:50:24,064 --> 00:50:25,673
I don't know.
870
00:50:25,674 --> 00:50:27,024
But people could be in danger.
871
00:50:27,502 --> 00:50:28,850
I see.
872
00:50:28,851 --> 00:50:30,548
Frank, I have a confession.
873
00:50:30,549 --> 00:50:32,289
When my brother called me
before he died,
874
00:50:32,290 --> 00:50:34,292
he told me some things
that I haven't told you.
875
00:50:34,901 --> 00:50:36,641
Go on.
876
00:50:36,642 --> 00:50:38,817
He told me he was working
on some kind of
therapeutic device.
877
00:50:38,818 --> 00:50:40,732
Something to calm people down.
878
00:50:40,733 --> 00:50:42,951
But he was worried now
that someone could use it
to do the opposite.
879
00:50:42,952 --> 00:50:45,519
Calm people up?
He didn't say.
880
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,956
He just told me
that if anything
were to happen to him,
881
00:50:47,957 --> 00:50:51,743
I needed to do
whatever it took
to stop the device.
882
00:50:51,744 --> 00:50:53,353
Those were
his last words to me.
883
00:50:53,354 --> 00:50:55,921
So that's why
you inserted yourself
into my investigation.
884
00:50:55,922 --> 00:50:57,227
Well, at first.
885
00:50:57,228 --> 00:50:59,359
And that's why you showed up
at the Bengal Club.
886
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,187
Yes.
887
00:51:01,188 --> 00:51:03,537
And that's why
- you pretended to love me.
- No!
888
00:51:03,538 --> 00:51:04,799
Frank...
889
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,540
No, how could you say that?
890
00:51:06,541 --> 00:51:09,848
I can't believe
I opened myself up
to love again.
891
00:51:09,849 --> 00:51:13,766
I wrote
that whole song about it.
I rented studio space!
892
00:51:15,898 --> 00:51:17,248
Don't go, please.
893
00:51:18,945 --> 00:51:20,077
Frank, please.
894
00:51:20,686 --> 00:51:21,687
Look at me.
895
00:51:26,126 --> 00:51:26,996
What is that?
896
00:51:27,997 --> 00:51:29,695
What?
897
00:51:33,873 --> 00:51:35,569
That.
898
00:51:35,570 --> 00:51:37,876
That's my TiVo
that I lent you yesterday
899
00:51:37,877 --> 00:51:40,400
so that you could watch
season one of Buffy.
900
00:51:40,401 --> 00:51:42,228
So that you could
start getting
my references.
901
00:51:42,229 --> 00:51:43,925
I know that, Frank.
902
00:51:43,926 --> 00:51:46,537
And I specifically told you
not to plug it
into the internet.
903
00:51:46,538 --> 00:51:48,365
Oh.
"Oh?"
904
00:51:48,366 --> 00:51:50,541
That's an Ethernet cord
905
00:51:50,542 --> 00:51:53,805
going from my TiVo
directly into your router,
906
00:51:53,806 --> 00:51:55,154
where the internet
comes from!
907
00:51:55,155 --> 00:51:56,634
I was just trying to plug it
into the electricity.
908
00:51:56,635 --> 00:51:57,983
And now
they might be expired.
909
00:51:57,984 --> 00:51:59,377
That means gone!
910
00:52:00,334 --> 00:52:01,813
No musical special.
911
00:52:01,814 --> 00:52:05,730
No Xander. No Spike.
No Cordelia Chase.
912
00:52:05,731 --> 00:52:08,167
No Daniel "Oz" Osbourne.
913
00:52:08,168 --> 00:52:11,170
No
Willow-meets-her-doppelganger
episode. Nothing!
914
00:52:11,171 --> 00:52:14,434
Sorry, I didn't know
they were so--
915
00:52:14,435 --> 00:52:16,697
Frank, we're in the middle
of an important--
916
00:52:16,698 --> 00:52:18,134
Just stand there.
917
00:52:27,013 --> 00:52:27,883
They're gone!
918
00:52:30,451 --> 00:52:32,104
It's okay.
It's just the landline.
919
00:52:32,105 --> 00:52:33,106
I'll get it.
920
00:52:35,978 --> 00:52:37,022
Hello.
921
00:52:37,023 --> 00:52:38,763
It's Ed. I've got something.
922
00:52:38,764 --> 00:52:40,112
Okay.
923
00:52:40,113 --> 00:52:41,375
I'll be right there.
924
00:52:50,863 --> 00:52:52,646
Ed had dug through
the bank footage
925
00:52:52,647 --> 00:52:55,519
and identified a man
who'd slipped out the back,
926
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:59,392
who also happened to be
Cane's head of security
and right-hand man.
927
00:52:59,393 --> 00:53:02,830
If anyone knew Cane's plan,
it would be him.
928
00:53:02,831 --> 00:53:05,355
We needed to get him alone
and put the squeeze on.
929
00:53:05,356 --> 00:53:08,271
But we had to do it
in our own way,
930
00:53:08,272 --> 00:53:10,317
off the books.
We're on our way now.
931
00:53:12,841 --> 00:53:14,582
You're not my normal driver.
932
00:53:16,497 --> 00:53:19,282
This isn't my normal car.
933
00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:23,200
That's not my normal gas.
934
00:53:25,245 --> 00:53:27,378
This isn't the normal way
I fall asleep.
935
00:53:44,743 --> 00:53:46,874
Hello, doctor?
He's waking up.
936
00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:49,790
What day is it?
January 2nd.
937
00:53:49,791 --> 00:53:51,618
You've been here
for three days.
938
00:53:51,619 --> 00:53:53,011
Three days?
939
00:53:53,012 --> 00:53:54,796
What the...
940
00:53:56,711 --> 00:53:59,017
Can you turn that up, please?
941
00:53:59,018 --> 00:54:01,238
That won't be
necessary, nurse.
942
00:54:02,021 --> 00:54:04,197
Hello, Mr. Gustafson.
943
00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:05,763
You!
944
00:54:05,764 --> 00:54:07,460
Surprised to see me?
945
00:54:07,461 --> 00:54:09,854
Your little plan,
it didn't work out.
946
00:54:09,855 --> 00:54:12,726
We stopped it.
The good guys won.
947
00:54:12,727 --> 00:54:14,250
Cane's in jail.
948
00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:17,165
And here's
the bad news for you.
He's singing.
949
00:54:17,166 --> 00:54:20,691
He told us
you killed Simon Davenport
and that reporter.
950
00:54:20,692 --> 00:54:22,997
There's talk you might
get the chair for this.
951
00:54:22,998 --> 00:54:24,738
- You're lying.
- Am I?
952
00:54:24,739 --> 00:54:27,480
Mm-hmm.
Then tell me
what really happened.
953
00:54:27,481 --> 00:54:28,569
Yeah, right.
954
00:54:31,572 --> 00:54:33,181
Tough guy, huh?
955
00:54:33,182 --> 00:54:37,490
You know what happens
to big pretty boys
like you in San Quentin?
956
00:54:37,491 --> 00:54:39,840
Ooh! They're gonna love you.
957
00:54:39,841 --> 00:54:41,364
What are you talking about?
958
00:54:41,365 --> 00:54:43,496
Oh, yeah.
I've seen it a hundred times.
959
00:54:43,497 --> 00:54:47,674
Massive cutie pie like you?
You'll be very popular.
960
00:54:47,675 --> 00:54:52,244
First day in,
probably have your mugshot
go viral online.
961
00:54:52,245 --> 00:54:53,854
The "sexy jailbird."
962
00:54:53,855 --> 00:54:55,726
Congrats, you're famous.
963
00:54:55,727 --> 00:54:57,380
Okay.
964
00:54:57,381 --> 00:55:00,513
Then one day,
your new fan army
finds a legal loophole,
965
00:55:00,514 --> 00:55:03,951
and suddenly, you're free!
You're back on the streets!
966
00:55:03,952 --> 00:55:05,562
That's... That's not bad.
967
00:55:05,563 --> 00:55:07,781
Only now,
you've got an image to uphold.
968
00:55:07,782 --> 00:55:09,696
The "sexy jailbird."
969
00:55:09,697 --> 00:55:12,873
Say goodbye to carbs.
Hello, intermittent fasting.
970
00:55:12,874 --> 00:55:16,442
You like ramen?
Well, it's all broth
for you, baby!
971
00:55:16,443 --> 00:55:19,880
Not to mention,
there's a new
sexy jailbird now.
972
00:55:19,881 --> 00:55:22,535
And he's all about
body positivity.
973
00:55:22,536 --> 00:55:25,146
He's eating burgers
on the prison Instagram
974
00:55:25,147 --> 00:55:27,366
while you're
starving to death.
No.
975
00:55:27,367 --> 00:55:30,064
But your brand is skinny.
You can't change course now!
976
00:55:30,065 --> 00:55:31,458
So you decide to end it.
977
00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:33,981
Bang! Bullet in the head!
978
00:55:33,982 --> 00:55:36,636
I wouldn't do that.
But you miss.
979
00:55:36,637 --> 00:55:39,160
You only get
the part of the brain
that regulates farts.
980
00:55:39,161 --> 00:55:40,945
No.
Now you're a new meme,
981
00:55:40,946 --> 00:55:43,251
"farting guy."
Is that what you want?
982
00:55:43,252 --> 00:55:44,905
To be "farting guy"?
No.
983
00:55:44,906 --> 00:55:46,342
Come on,
- tell me, farting guy!
- No. No.
984
00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:47,299
You love it!
No!
985
00:55:47,300 --> 00:55:48,996
Tell me! You love it!
Stop it!
986
00:55:48,997 --> 00:55:51,522
It was all Cane's plan!
It wasn't my plan!
987
00:55:52,827 --> 00:55:54,480
What was?
988
00:55:54,481 --> 00:55:56,569
He wanted to blast a frequency
989
00:55:56,570 --> 00:56:00,486
that would infect
people's brains
and turn them into savages.
990
00:56:00,487 --> 00:56:04,055
And where
was he gonna do that?
At the WWFC fight.
991
00:56:04,056 --> 00:56:05,796
Downtown, midnight.
992
00:56:05,797 --> 00:56:07,015
Where was he gonna
put the device?
993
00:56:07,712 --> 00:56:09,322
In the New Year's balls.
994
00:56:10,584 --> 00:56:11,498
The balls.
995
00:56:12,369 --> 00:56:14,500
Hey... where you going?
996
00:56:14,501 --> 00:56:15,893
I want a lawyer, okay?
997
00:56:15,894 --> 00:56:18,243
I'm sorry that we framed you!
I'm sorry!
998
00:56:18,244 --> 00:56:20,376
Did you get all that?
Every word.
999
00:56:29,211 --> 00:56:32,431
We don't have much time.
It's only 90 minutes
till New Year's.
1000
00:56:32,432 --> 00:56:33,693
What? What is happening?
1001
00:56:33,694 --> 00:56:35,826
How is getting
a confession like this legal?
1002
00:56:35,827 --> 00:56:38,785
Sometimes to get the job done,
you have to break the law.
1003
00:56:38,786 --> 00:56:39,917
I do it all the time.
1004
00:56:39,918 --> 00:56:41,397
Huh.
1005
00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:43,400
Did we get all that?
We got it.
1006
00:56:47,055 --> 00:56:47,969
Huh?
1007
00:56:51,146 --> 00:56:52,799
Internal Affairs.
1008
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:55,062
You're under arrest for
the illegal detainment
of Sig Gustafson.
1009
00:56:55,063 --> 00:56:58,805
No!
Ah! So you set me up.
Impressive.
1010
00:56:58,806 --> 00:57:00,198
Uh, just one thing,
1011
00:57:00,199 --> 00:57:02,330
how were you able to build
these sets so quickly?
1012
00:57:02,331 --> 00:57:03,984
I just told
some city contractors
1013
00:57:03,985 --> 00:57:06,770
that I'd pull their licenses
if they didn't help us.
1014
00:57:06,771 --> 00:57:09,076
Did you get all that?
Loud and clear.
1015
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:16,519
Hector Gutierrez,
Department of Occupational
Safety and Health.
1016
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:18,782
Officer Barnes,
you are under arrest.
1017
00:57:29,228 --> 00:57:30,664
What are you doing?
1018
00:57:34,407 --> 00:57:35,842
Five minutes
down.
1019
00:57:35,843 --> 00:57:38,584
There is the horn
signifying the end
of round one.
1020
00:57:38,585 --> 00:57:40,760
This crowd
is not happy, Jon.
1021
00:57:40,761 --> 00:57:42,414
All right,
very exciting stuff,
1022
00:57:42,415 --> 00:57:43,720
but we are now thrilled
to be joined
in the broadcast booth
1023
00:57:43,721 --> 00:57:46,070
by one of the most vicious
bare-knuckle brawlers
1024
00:57:46,071 --> 00:57:48,986
from the first season
of WWFC,
1025
00:57:48,987 --> 00:57:51,990
Dan "The Bloody Widowmaker"
Daly. Welcome, Dan.
1026
00:57:52,599 --> 00:57:54,078
It's weird.
1027
00:57:54,079 --> 00:57:57,298
I, uh...
I left my wife at home
and she was wearing makeup.
1028
00:57:57,299 --> 00:57:59,126
Said she didn't have
any plans.
1029
00:57:59,127 --> 00:58:01,346
What do you think
that's about?
1030
00:58:01,347 --> 00:58:04,001
I don't know.
Me, neither.
1031
00:58:04,002 --> 00:58:05,611
And of course,
none of this
would be possible
1032
00:58:05,612 --> 00:58:06,786
without tonight's sponsor,
1033
00:58:06,787 --> 00:58:08,875
EdenTech's Richard Cane.
1034
00:58:13,141 --> 00:58:16,492
The boys in the lab loaned me
these special earplugs.
1035
00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:18,232
They block digital frequency.
1036
00:58:18,233 --> 00:58:20,844
So if that bomb does go off,
we're protected.
1037
00:58:20,845 --> 00:58:21,976
Nice work.
1038
00:58:22,803 --> 00:58:24,151
Now, where's Cane?
1039
00:58:24,152 --> 00:58:25,370
Cane is in the skybox.
1040
00:58:25,371 --> 00:58:27,503
And what about backup?
There is no backup.
1041
00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:29,417
What?
You're wanted for murder.
1042
00:58:29,418 --> 00:58:30,810
But Gustafson confessed.
1043
00:58:30,811 --> 00:58:32,072
We coerced him.
1044
00:58:32,073 --> 00:58:33,596
Haven't you ever heard
of the Miranda rights?
1045
00:58:33,597 --> 00:58:36,555
What? I'm pretty sure
it's Carrie that writes.
1046
00:58:36,556 --> 00:58:38,035
Miranda is a lawyer.
1047
00:58:38,036 --> 00:58:41,473
Charlotte's an art dealer.
And Samantha's a whore.
1048
00:58:41,474 --> 00:58:43,083
What? What is it?
1049
00:58:43,084 --> 00:58:46,173
I've been trying
to call Beth for hours.
She's not picking up.
1050
00:58:46,174 --> 00:58:47,611
I just hope she's okay.
1051
00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:49,960
Live...
1052
00:58:49,961 --> 00:58:55,531
from scary downtown
Los Angeles,
1053
00:58:55,532 --> 00:59:01,275
this is the main event
of the evening!
1054
00:59:04,758 --> 00:59:07,805
Hmm.
1055
00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:11,677
Yeah.
1056
00:59:11,678 --> 00:59:12,636
Sir?
Yes?
1057
00:59:14,986 --> 00:59:16,727
Oh! Please.
1058
00:59:19,033 --> 00:59:20,557
Can I help you?
1059
00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:23,820
Remember me?
1060
00:59:23,821 --> 00:59:27,301
Well, hello,
Miss Cherry Roosevelt
Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti.
1061
00:59:27,302 --> 00:59:28,476
I, uh,
1062
00:59:28,477 --> 00:59:30,392
love your new look.
Thank you.
1063
00:59:31,219 --> 00:59:32,785
Please. Join me.
1064
00:59:32,786 --> 00:59:34,831
Ladies and gentlemen!
1065
00:59:34,832 --> 00:59:38,748
It's...
1066
00:59:38,749 --> 00:59:42,579
time!
1067
00:59:44,668 --> 00:59:46,930
Check, check.
I'm on my way to the balls.
1068
00:59:46,931 --> 00:59:49,236
Okay, Frank, comms working.
1069
00:59:49,237 --> 00:59:52,066
I'm in position.
We have 25 minutes.
1070
00:59:52,806 --> 00:59:54,720
Hey, one beer, please.
1071
00:59:54,721 --> 00:59:56,069
We're closed.
1072
00:59:56,070 --> 00:59:58,550
Man, come on.
One beer's not gonna kill you.
1073
00:59:58,551 --> 01:00:00,161
One beer.
1074
01:00:01,554 --> 01:00:02,685
Get lost.
1075
01:00:02,686 --> 01:00:04,077
How much?
1076
01:00:04,078 --> 01:00:06,166
It's free. Just get
the hell out of here.
1077
01:00:06,167 --> 01:00:08,560
Ed, do you hear me?
I can hear you, Frank.
1078
01:00:08,561 --> 01:00:11,519
Uh-oh. I think one of
Cane's goons is up there.
Come in, Ed.
1079
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:12,999
Frank, can you hear me?
Check, check.
1080
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:15,785
Somebody's up there, Frank!
A guy is up there, Frank!
1081
01:00:15,786 --> 01:00:18,222
Oh, God!
1082
01:00:18,223 --> 01:00:19,223
- What's that, Ed?
- Oh.
1083
01:00:19,224 --> 01:00:20,920
Uh, never mind.
1084
01:00:20,921 --> 01:00:22,313
Gentlemen, we've been
over the rules
in the back.
1085
01:00:22,314 --> 01:00:24,576
I expect you to fight clean,
fight hard, fight fair.
1086
01:00:24,577 --> 01:00:26,360
All right, the tension
in this arena is palpable.
1087
01:00:26,361 --> 01:00:28,319
The moment of truth
is here, folks.
1088
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:30,843
Straight to voicemail.
I'll bet she's with Gary.
1089
01:00:30,844 --> 01:00:33,019
Let me use your phone.
She won't know your number.
1090
01:00:33,020 --> 01:00:34,848
You ready?
Let's get it on!
1091
01:00:37,329 --> 01:00:40,810
Yeah! Let's go!
1092
01:00:40,811 --> 01:00:44,684
Oh!
1093
01:00:45,467 --> 01:00:47,600
God, I love this.
1094
01:00:48,209 --> 01:00:49,557
Come on!
1095
01:00:51,125 --> 01:00:52,473
Wunderbar!
1096
01:00:57,871 --> 01:01:00,482
Read any good books lately,
Miss "Spaghetti"?
1097
01:01:01,396 --> 01:01:04,181
Or should I say,
Miss Davenport?
1098
01:01:04,182 --> 01:01:07,358
I especially like the part
where the erudite housewife
1099
01:01:07,359 --> 01:01:10,754
transforms herself into
a would-be assassin
seeking revenge,
1100
01:01:12,277 --> 01:01:13,713
hiding a...
1101
01:01:14,235 --> 01:01:15,627
...gun...
1102
01:01:15,628 --> 01:01:16,803
in her garter belt.
1103
01:01:18,805 --> 01:01:20,632
And another...
1104
01:01:20,633 --> 01:01:22,330
...in the small of her back.
1105
01:01:23,941 --> 01:01:24,811
And a...
1106
01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:26,987
shotgun...
1107
01:01:27,858 --> 01:01:29,597
...in her beautiful...
1108
01:01:29,598 --> 01:01:30,774
brunette wig.
1109
01:01:31,339 --> 01:01:32,557
Tie her up.
1110
01:01:38,433 --> 01:01:41,697
Okay, Ed... I'm at the balls.
1111
01:01:41,698 --> 01:01:44,135
I'm gonna look
for the device.
1112
01:01:47,181 --> 01:01:48,486
Nice work, Frank.
1113
01:01:48,487 --> 01:01:50,444
Hey,
you got free beer?
1114
01:01:50,445 --> 01:01:52,185
No, there's not free--
1115
01:01:52,186 --> 01:01:53,752
Oh, boy.
1116
01:01:53,753 --> 01:01:55,841
It's got to be
in here somewhere.
1117
01:02:02,283 --> 01:02:04,023
Ed, come in.
1118
01:02:04,024 --> 01:02:05,199
Go on, take it and go.
1119
01:02:06,287 --> 01:02:07,984
Uh, Frank,
can you hear me?
1120
01:02:07,985 --> 01:02:10,596
Coker lands
a brutal knee to the chest!
1121
01:02:13,468 --> 01:02:14,599
I think I see it, Ed.
1122
01:02:16,820 --> 01:02:19,909
All right, it looks as though
we're having
some technical difficulties
1123
01:02:19,910 --> 01:02:21,388
with the New Year's Eve ball.
1124
01:02:21,389 --> 01:02:23,478
I can't quite reach.
1125
01:02:25,306 --> 01:02:26,960
Uh.
1126
01:02:28,962 --> 01:02:29,746
Look at this!
1127
01:02:30,834 --> 01:02:31,964
The pants are off!
1128
01:02:34,620 --> 01:02:36,316
What the hell is going on?
1129
01:02:36,317 --> 01:02:38,231
All right.
I believe the TV networks
1130
01:02:38,232 --> 01:02:39,755
have blurred
what's happening here.
1131
01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:43,062
So for those of you back home,
I will try to paint a picture.
1132
01:02:43,063 --> 01:02:45,848
The legs themselves
are pale and white,
1133
01:02:45,849 --> 01:02:47,893
sprinkled with
cinnamon soft hair.
1134
01:02:47,894 --> 01:02:50,243
Now turning our gaze
to the middle,
1135
01:02:50,244 --> 01:02:52,593
where we find something
quite magnificent.
1136
01:02:52,594 --> 01:02:54,291
The main event,
if you will.
1137
01:02:54,292 --> 01:02:56,206
A grand bratwurst,
1138
01:02:56,207 --> 01:02:59,949
fit for the Imperial Court
of the Kaiser himself.
1139
01:02:59,950 --> 01:03:02,342
Or maybe a loaf
of unbaked bread
1140
01:03:02,343 --> 01:03:04,170
wearing an afro wig.
1141
01:03:04,171 --> 01:03:06,607
I got it.
I got it, Ed.
1142
01:03:06,608 --> 01:03:07,914
Okay,
I'm gonna get out.
1143
01:03:16,227 --> 01:03:17,401
Drebin.
1144
01:03:17,402 --> 01:03:19,707
All right, get security
down there now!
1145
01:03:19,708 --> 01:03:20,970
Nothing to see here, folks!
1146
01:03:20,971 --> 01:03:22,972
Police business.
Please, carry on.
1147
01:03:22,973 --> 01:03:24,235
All right, buddy,
time to go.
1148
01:03:25,627 --> 01:03:27,454
Now listen to me good.
1149
01:03:27,455 --> 01:03:30,109
My name is Frank Drebin.
From Police Squad.
1150
01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:31,676
Drebin!
1151
01:03:31,677 --> 01:03:32,938
This event is now over.
1152
01:03:32,939 --> 01:03:35,201
Everyone vacate
the premises immediately.
1153
01:03:35,202 --> 01:03:36,463
Now!
1154
01:03:36,464 --> 01:03:38,291
Okay, playtime's over.
Give me the mic.
1155
01:03:38,292 --> 01:03:40,599
Don't take
another step, buddy!
That's it.
1156
01:03:41,774 --> 01:03:42,905
Oh!
1157
01:03:42,906 --> 01:03:44,820
Buffer goes down!
1158
01:03:44,821 --> 01:03:47,387
You like watching
a real man kick ass?
1159
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:51,957
Oh!
1160
01:03:51,958 --> 01:03:54,438
[OVER COMMS] Frank,
get the hell out of there!
You've got company!
1161
01:03:54,439 --> 01:03:57,398
All right.
Goodbye, everyone. Uh...
1162
01:03:58,008 --> 01:03:58,965
Have a good night.
1163
01:04:01,881 --> 01:04:04,361
All right, you, you,
come with me.
1164
01:04:04,362 --> 01:04:06,319
Tell everybody to put in
their frequency plugs.
1165
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:07,712
And her, too.
1166
01:04:07,713 --> 01:04:09,235
We don't want her
going crazy in here,
do we?
1167
01:04:09,236 --> 01:04:10,454
What do you see, Frank?
1168
01:04:10,455 --> 01:04:12,630
The device
has some lights on it.
1169
01:04:12,631 --> 01:04:14,893
Various holes.
Weighs about...
1170
01:04:14,894 --> 01:04:16,939
two-and-a-half chili dogs.
1171
01:04:16,940 --> 01:04:20,116
It's got
some sort of timer on it
synced up to midnight.
1172
01:04:20,117 --> 01:04:22,248
Hello, Detective.
1173
01:04:22,249 --> 01:04:24,337
Easy now.
Let's have it.
1174
01:04:24,338 --> 01:04:25,338
Stop right there.
1175
01:04:25,339 --> 01:04:27,601
Don't do it.
Make one more move,
1176
01:04:27,602 --> 01:04:30,648
and I'll blow its freaking
computer brains
all over this floor!
1177
01:04:30,649 --> 01:04:31,867
Think about it, Drebin.
1178
01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:33,433
Everything I'm doing
is for guys like us.
1179
01:04:33,434 --> 01:04:35,087
- Guys like us?
- Yes.
1180
01:04:35,088 --> 01:04:37,961
Powerful, righteous men,
who actually give a damn.
1181
01:04:38,526 --> 01:04:40,092
Come on, Frank,
1182
01:04:40,093 --> 01:04:43,182
you said it yourself,
"The world
was better before."
1183
01:04:46,447 --> 01:04:47,752
What have you done?
1184
01:05:12,647 --> 01:05:14,735
Whoa! Ah!
1185
01:05:21,439 --> 01:05:22,657
Ahh.
1186
01:05:23,397 --> 01:05:26,051
Get out! Shh! Quiet!
1187
01:05:26,052 --> 01:05:29,925
"Four wheels move the body,
two wheels move the soul."
1188
01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:32,101
All right.
It's a famous quote
I got from...
1189
01:05:32,102 --> 01:05:33,189
Quotes.com.
1190
01:05:33,190 --> 01:05:34,930
Hey, boss!
Yeah.
1191
01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:36,148
What do you want me
to do with her?
1192
01:05:36,149 --> 01:05:38,063
Leave her here.
She'll be dead by morning.
1193
01:05:38,064 --> 01:05:39,891
You fellas know
how to ride, right?
1194
01:05:39,892 --> 01:05:40,936
Let's do it! Yeah!
1195
01:05:43,417 --> 01:05:45,288
Hold on.
1196
01:05:48,727 --> 01:05:51,816
Whoa! Whoopsie.
Go, go, go. No!
1197
01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,214
Look at this!
1198
01:06:22,674 --> 01:06:23,588
Ahh!
1199
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:29,767
Stay back!
I don't want to hurt you.
1200
01:06:49,048 --> 01:06:51,007
To the bunker, gentlemen!
1201
01:06:53,183 --> 01:06:53,965
♪ Hold, hold, hold
Hold, hold up!
1202
01:06:53,966 --> 01:06:55,185
♪ Check it out
1203
01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:07,892
♪ I'm the F to the E-R-G
The I, the E
1204
01:07:07,893 --> 01:07:09,633
Whoa!
1205
01:07:09,634 --> 01:07:11,765
♪ And can't no other lady
Put it down like me
1206
01:07:11,766 --> 01:07:13,332
♪ I'm fergalicious ♪
1207
01:07:20,253 --> 01:07:21,428
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
1208
01:07:42,449 --> 01:07:43,362
Daddy?
1209
01:07:45,322 --> 01:07:47,628
Help me, Daddy.
What do we do?
1210
01:07:52,807 --> 01:07:55,854
Come on! Weird Al's waiting!
1211
01:07:59,814 --> 01:08:02,990
Whoo-hoo!
Just like old times.
1212
01:08:04,689 --> 01:08:05,516
Come on!
1213
01:08:08,823 --> 01:08:09,693
Let me get this guy first.
1214
01:08:12,218 --> 01:08:14,828
Got him!
Okay, this guy on the right.
1215
01:08:15,874 --> 01:08:18,484
Ew.
1216
01:08:18,485 --> 01:08:20,444
Come on, Daddy,
enough playing around.
1217
01:08:21,184 --> 01:08:22,054
Oh, thanks.
1218
01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:25,840
That's him! A little lower.
1219
01:08:29,279 --> 01:08:30,106
Okay, here.
1220
01:08:31,455 --> 01:08:32,630
You've got a clear shot.
1221
01:08:35,937 --> 01:08:36,850
Take it!
1222
01:08:36,851 --> 01:08:39,114
Ahh!
1223
01:08:39,115 --> 01:08:41,855
Whoa! That was so much!
1224
01:08:41,856 --> 01:08:43,944
You still got it, Daddy.
1225
01:08:52,780 --> 01:08:54,041
Thank you, Daddy!
1226
01:08:54,042 --> 01:08:56,131
I'm proud of you, son.
1227
01:09:03,878 --> 01:09:05,141
You see
what you've done, Cane?
1228
01:09:06,881 --> 01:09:10,057
It's not too late
to stop this madness!
1229
01:09:10,058 --> 01:09:11,972
This isn't madness, Drebin.
1230
01:09:11,973 --> 01:09:13,060
This is progress!
1231
01:09:13,061 --> 01:09:14,845
Progress?
1232
01:09:14,846 --> 01:09:17,413
The needs of the few
should never outweigh
the needs of the many.
1233
01:09:17,414 --> 01:09:19,458
There was a time
when you knew that.
1234
01:09:19,459 --> 01:09:21,025
So it's come to this.
1235
01:09:21,026 --> 01:09:23,158
The culmination
of our journey.
1236
01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:26,770
All this... this stuff
that's taken place
1237
01:09:26,771 --> 01:09:28,380
between you and me!
1238
01:09:28,381 --> 01:09:30,774
This, uh...
Thanks, Dave.
I got it from here.
1239
01:09:30,775 --> 01:09:33,472
I'm so sorry.
I messed up the lines
a little bit.
1240
01:09:33,473 --> 01:09:35,082
No problem.
You did great.
Yeah.
1241
01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:36,519
See you Sunday?
See you Sunday.
1242
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:37,955
Okay, Cane!
1243
01:09:37,956 --> 01:09:39,130
Please, no!
Get off me!
1244
01:09:39,131 --> 01:09:42,438
Stop! I'm not even
in this movie!
1245
01:09:42,439 --> 01:09:43,656
Somebody!
1246
01:09:43,657 --> 01:09:46,746
Anyway, look at us!
Isn't this beautiful?
1247
01:09:46,747 --> 01:09:48,574
Exactly as nature intended.
1248
01:09:48,575 --> 01:09:52,709
Two great Kodiak bears,
facing one another
1249
01:09:52,710 --> 01:09:54,972
in an epic battle
for dominance.
1250
01:09:54,973 --> 01:09:57,932
If it's a fight you want...
very well.
1251
01:10:11,685 --> 01:10:14,948
Oh! Ow!
1252
01:10:14,949 --> 01:10:18,779
You hit my belly!
You hit the soft part
of my belly!
1253
01:10:19,954 --> 01:10:21,259
What the hell?
1254
01:10:21,260 --> 01:10:23,740
Have you ever actually been
in a fight before?
1255
01:10:23,741 --> 01:10:25,394
Uh, yeah! I have.
1256
01:10:25,395 --> 01:10:27,832
Oh, my God.
I think I'm gonna barf.
1257
01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:30,355
Is that normal?
1258
01:10:30,356 --> 01:10:32,139
Do you want to keep fighting?
1259
01:10:32,140 --> 01:10:33,750
What? No!
1260
01:10:33,751 --> 01:10:35,795
My tummy still hurts a lot!
1261
01:10:35,796 --> 01:10:36,796
Well, in that case...
1262
01:10:36,797 --> 01:10:38,581
...I'm gonna arrest you.
1263
01:10:38,582 --> 01:10:41,758
You can't arrest me.
You still didn't catch me.
1264
01:10:41,759 --> 01:10:42,933
There's nowhere to run!
1265
01:10:42,934 --> 01:10:44,501
I won't be running.
1266
01:10:45,415 --> 01:10:46,677
I'll be flying.
1267
01:11:04,651 --> 01:11:05,783
Richard Cane...
1268
01:11:10,222 --> 01:11:12,179
...you're under arrest.
1269
01:11:27,892 --> 01:11:30,155
He won't be hurting
anyone anymore.
1270
01:11:31,112 --> 01:11:31,939
It's over.
1271
01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:35,508
Not for me, it isn't.
1272
01:11:37,510 --> 01:11:39,859
No. Please.
1273
01:11:39,860 --> 01:11:42,079
Think about this, Beth.
1274
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:43,515
Killing him
won't fix anything.
1275
01:11:43,516 --> 01:11:45,430
Why should I let him live?
1276
01:11:45,431 --> 01:11:47,084
It won't bring Simon back.
1277
01:11:47,085 --> 01:11:49,042
You don't know that for sure.
1278
01:11:49,043 --> 01:11:51,915
You're right.
Anything is possible.
1279
01:11:51,916 --> 01:11:55,353
But you have to let
the justice system do its job.
1280
01:11:55,354 --> 01:11:57,312
That's rich, coming from you.
1281
01:11:57,313 --> 01:11:59,444
The truth is, Beth,
1282
01:11:59,445 --> 01:12:02,621
once you kill
a man for revenge,
there's no going back.
1283
01:12:02,622 --> 01:12:06,321
It stays with you forever,
following you like a shadow.
1284
01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:08,845
A voice in your head
saying over and over,
1285
01:12:08,846 --> 01:12:11,109
"Man, that was awesome!"
1286
01:12:11,849 --> 01:12:14,067
So, put the gun down.
1287
01:12:14,068 --> 01:12:16,809
If not for me,
then for us.
1288
01:12:16,810 --> 01:12:18,377
For our future together.
1289
01:12:19,204 --> 01:12:20,987
I love you, Beth.
1290
01:12:20,988 --> 01:12:24,556
Don't throw it all away
for a few seconds of...
1291
01:12:24,557 --> 01:12:27,124
the best feeling
you would ever have
in your life.
1292
01:12:53,891 --> 01:12:55,152
Go ahead.
1293
01:12:55,153 --> 01:12:56,154
Do it.
1294
01:13:07,208 --> 01:13:12,387
♪ Who can say
Where the road goes?
1295
01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:14,258
I love you.
I love you.
1296
01:13:15,782 --> 01:13:17,392
♪ Only time
1297
01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:19,132
Ronald, wake up!
1298
01:13:19,133 --> 01:13:21,047
You got the promotion!
1299
01:13:21,048 --> 01:13:22,440
Oh!
1300
01:13:22,441 --> 01:13:24,007
Bring it in.
1301
01:13:24,008 --> 01:13:26,444
♪ As your heart chose?
Only time
1302
01:13:35,933 --> 01:13:38,848
Not bad
for a stubborn old fool.
1303
01:13:38,849 --> 01:13:43,635
I guess old men
really are the toughest,
smartest, most capable,
1304
01:13:43,636 --> 01:13:45,638
sexiest beings on the planet.
1305
01:13:46,378 --> 01:13:47,726
Oh, Frank,
1306
01:13:47,727 --> 01:13:49,686
you've made me
a very happy woman.
1307
01:13:50,687 --> 01:13:51,731
Me, too.
1308
01:13:52,732 --> 01:13:54,865
♪ Only time
1309
01:13:56,214 --> 01:14:01,610
♪ And who can say
Why your heart cries
1310
01:14:01,611 --> 01:14:05,396
♪ When your love lies?
Only time ♪
1311
01:14:24,285 --> 01:14:26,504
As a result
of Lieutenant Frank Drebin's
1312
01:14:26,505 --> 01:14:28,811
heroic work
on New Year's Eve,
1313
01:14:28,812 --> 01:14:32,162
I am happy to announce
that Police Squad is back
1314
01:14:32,163 --> 01:14:37,515
with a renewed commitment
to accountability and justice.
1315
01:14:37,516 --> 01:14:40,344
And in that spirit,
we will not ignore
1316
01:14:40,345 --> 01:14:43,129
Lieutenant Drebin's
questionable actions
1317
01:14:43,130 --> 01:14:45,915
on the days
leading up to the event.
1318
01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:48,308
And right now, Frank Drebin
1319
01:14:48,309 --> 01:14:54,140
is being subject to a rigorous
and thorough
internal investigation.
1320
01:14:54,141 --> 01:14:55,185
Thank you.
1321
01:15:03,281 --> 01:15:05,283
♪ Baby wants to rock ♪
1322
01:15:07,198 --> 01:15:08,285
Oh!
1323
01:15:09,853 --> 01:15:11,810
Well, Beth, here's to us.
1324
01:15:11,811 --> 01:15:13,508
To us.
1325
01:15:36,314 --> 01:15:38,229
What is happening?
What?
1326
01:15:39,839 --> 01:15:41,058
This is strange.
1327
01:15:41,754 --> 01:15:42,712
Come on.
1328
01:15:44,627 --> 01:15:45,453
Taylor?
1329
01:15:46,629 --> 01:15:48,891
Are you all right?
1330
01:15:48,892 --> 01:15:51,197
What's happening, Frank?
I'm scared.
1331
01:15:51,198 --> 01:15:53,766
Okay, honey.
We'll get to the bottom
of this.
1332
01:15:55,376 --> 01:15:56,681
Oh, God.
1333
01:15:56,682 --> 01:15:58,597
Wake up,
you piece of shit!
1334
01:15:59,946 --> 01:16:01,078
Keep it together.
1335
01:16:03,210 --> 01:16:05,473
Wait a second.
What is this?
1336
01:16:06,649 --> 01:16:08,564
Do you hear that music?
Yeah.
1337
01:16:18,617 --> 01:16:21,314
Who the heck
are you people?
1338
01:16:21,315 --> 01:16:23,361
Have you been watching us
this whole time?
1339
01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:26,016
You've seen me in shorts?
1340
01:16:27,017 --> 01:16:28,453
Step back, honey, please.
1341
01:16:30,890 --> 01:16:32,674
Ow!
1342
01:16:35,068 --> 01:16:37,767
Yo! Cops!
1343
01:17:00,093 --> 01:17:01,181
Whoa!
1344
01:17:26,206 --> 01:17:29,427
This goes out
to a very special lady.
1345
01:17:31,081 --> 01:17:32,386
♪ Beth
1346
01:17:34,127 --> 01:17:37,653
♪ You are
The love of my life
1347
01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:42,614
♪ I want to make you my wife
1348
01:17:43,615 --> 01:17:45,269
♪ Sweet Beth
1349
01:17:48,054 --> 01:17:51,753
♪ You opened my heart up
1350
01:17:51,754 --> 01:17:54,930
♪ To loving again...
1351
01:17:54,931 --> 01:17:56,758
You did that.
1352
01:17:56,759 --> 01:17:58,585
You know what,
I've never really been
1353
01:17:58,586 --> 01:18:02,111
in a professional
recording studio before.
1354
01:18:02,112 --> 01:18:03,416
What does this do?
1355
01:18:03,417 --> 01:18:04,853
Oh,
1356
01:18:04,854 --> 01:18:06,506
that... that's nice.
1357
01:18:06,507 --> 01:18:09,205
That's got a good sound to it, huh?
1358
01:18:09,206 --> 01:18:11,687
No, no, no.
I don't need to touch it.
That's fine.
1359
01:18:12,383 --> 01:18:13,471
♪ Beth
1360
01:18:14,254 --> 01:18:15,994
♪ Oh
1361
01:18:15,995 --> 01:18:19,171
♪ Top-shelf curves
1362
01:18:19,172 --> 01:18:22,697
♪ And brains to boot
1363
01:18:22,698 --> 01:18:28,616
♪ And boots that would top
my brain's Top Ten list...
1364
01:18:29,269 --> 01:18:30,966
♪ Aboot boots...
1365
01:18:30,967 --> 01:18:34,666
♪ And the curvy brains
That bought them
1366
01:18:35,798 --> 01:18:37,756
♪ Also breasts
1367
01:18:39,540 --> 01:18:41,499
♪ My sweet Beth
1368
01:18:43,849 --> 01:18:49,375
♪ When I first saw you
In my office
1369
01:18:49,376 --> 01:18:53,859
♪ I kept thinking
About your body
1370
01:18:55,556 --> 01:19:00,431
♪ 'Cause I didn't yet know
Your mind
1371
01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:03,695
♪ I don't mind
1372
01:19:08,613 --> 01:19:11,136
♪ My sweet Beth
1373
01:19:12,312 --> 01:19:14,792
It is just fun
to play those things.
1374
01:19:14,793 --> 01:19:18,491
Do you mind if I...
I pick up this guitar?
1375
01:19:18,492 --> 01:19:20,493
I always wished
I knew how to do it.
1376
01:19:20,494 --> 01:19:22,974
Hey!
1377
01:19:22,975 --> 01:19:24,150
Ah, here we go.
1378
01:19:26,805 --> 01:19:28,806
You know,
it's surprisingly easy.
1379
01:19:32,985 --> 01:19:35,682
Ow! It kind of
hurts your fingertips.
1380
01:19:35,683 --> 01:19:37,250
No one tells you
about that part.
1381
01:19:38,817 --> 01:19:41,298
♪ My sweet Beth ♪
1382
01:19:42,995 --> 01:19:46,694
Thank you, Beth,
for opening up my heart...
1383
01:19:47,695 --> 01:19:48,826
to love again.
1384
01:19:52,048 --> 01:19:54,528
I just had
to get one more.
1385
01:24:38,682 --> 01:24:40,509
Everyone,
put your hands together
1386
01:24:40,510 --> 01:24:43,642
for the world's last
living entertainer,
1387
01:24:43,643 --> 01:24:45,557
"Weird Al" Yankovic!
1388
01:24:48,039 --> 01:24:50,476
How's everybody doing tonight?
1389
01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:54,001
Hello?
1390
01:24:56,526 --> 01:24:57,570
Anybody here?
1391
01:24:58,354 --> 01:24:59,311
Cane?
1392
01:25:00,269 --> 01:25:01,748
Evil billionaires?
1393
01:25:03,794 --> 01:25:05,100
Crab-hands guy?
1394
01:25:07,754 --> 01:25:09,408
Oh, what the heck?
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