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[ eerie snorting]
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[ lasers firing]
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PHIL:
Watch it!
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A flindor at 9:00!
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Slaughter him, Lil!
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Feel lucky, flindor?
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History!
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Excellent spillage, Lil.
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[ groaning]
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Hyperspace, Phil!
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[ laser firing]
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[ electronic fanfare plays]
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MONSTER:
Monsters are munch!
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You munch me,
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I munch back.
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[ blows landing,
explosion]
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Yeah! Never stood a chance.
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Aw, geez, we got to get going.
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Come on, twins.
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Hey, shake
a leg, you two.
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[ grunting]
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BOY:
♪ Four, three, two one!
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[ rock music plays]
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♪ Every birthday,
my mom and dad would say ♪
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♪ You're another older,
another year wiser ♪
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♪ But I still go to school,
to get an education ♪
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♪ I take each and every day,
like a mini vacation ♪
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♪ All grown up♪
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♪ I really want
to shout it out ♪
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♪ All grown up♪
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♪ I want the world to know
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♪ All grown up♪
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♪ I really want
to shout it out ♪
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♪ All grown up♪♪ With you
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♪ All grown up with... you!
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Captioning sponsored by
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
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and NICKELODEON
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WOMAN [ on P.A.]:
Salutations, beloved students.
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Would the person who wrote:
"Kate loves Pangborn"
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on the gymnasium wall,
please erase it immediately?
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Sorry.
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No problem.
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Oh, if ain't
the bookends.
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[ blowing]
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$5.83 for you two.
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We'll be paying
separately.
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I have my ownmoney.
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Uh, me, too.
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Just not today.
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[ groans]
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Thanks.
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I'll pay you back
as soon as that
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"no allowance for a
month" thing is over.
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How was I supposed to
know Kimi's great aunt
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was in that vase?
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They should label that stuff.
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GIRL:
Hey, Lil!
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Over here!
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Catch up to you later.
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[ sniffing]
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Liverwurst.
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[ sniffing]:
Olives.
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[ sniffing]:
Peanut butter and cucumber pie.
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No!
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[ sniffing]:
Cake.
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With a hint of
red licorice.
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No, no... black.
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How do you do that?
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It's like you have
a third nostril.
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[ sniffs]
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Hey, Phil.
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[ sniffs]:
Went with the
spaghetti, huh?
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Whatever.
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Hey, where's Lil?
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Over there.
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She'll "catch up" later.
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[ slurping]
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Did I tell you
about my party this Friday?
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It's boy-girl,
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but only
the cool ones.
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And we decided
we kind of like you.
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So, want to come?
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Sure!
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Don't forget to tell her
about you know who.
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Who?
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Your brother.
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No offense,
but he's, like, S.I.
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As in "Socially Inept."
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Um, not to mention a little
hygenically challenged.
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[ sniffing]
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Definitely fish taco.
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[ boys laughing]I don't think so.
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I can't believe Lil missed it.
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GIRL:
For twins, you guys
are super different.
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In a good way.
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[ slurping]
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In a really good way.
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So Lil, there's no chance
your brother would, like,
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crash my party, right?
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No way!
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Phil totally respects
my boundaries.
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Lil! You'll never
believe it!
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Dil sniffed my armpit
and thought it was fish!
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Ew!
Ew!
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[ slurping]
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That's gross, dude.
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[ bell ringing]What?
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Later.
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No, Brett, stay.
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You guys don't have...
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Like we said, S.I.
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You are so socially inept!
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You used to love to play
"What's My Smell?"
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Like a gazillion years ago!
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Don't you mean "like
a quadrajillion"?
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Come on! You're
supposed to say
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"megakatrillion
years ago."
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I am not playing
that dumb game.
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You never thought
it was dumb before.
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Philip, just grow up!
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So what, you're
saying I'm immature?
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Weird-o-rama!
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It's Corinthian leather,
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but it smells
like egg salad.
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That is soimmature!
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[ sniffing]
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Cat butt. Duh!
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[ sniffing]
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Mm. Yeah.
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[ hissing and rattling]
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She's going to blow!
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[ explosion booms][ barks]
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Chazzy, I am clearly
off my game.
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CHAS [ strained]:
But on my pelvic bone.
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My vacation isn't coming
a minute too soon.
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Nick and Dick's Twin Canyons
Resort is calling my name.
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Aren't you tired
of that place yet?
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Are you off your bean?
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Bring twins, get in free.
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You do the math.
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And I'm telling you, Chas,
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it's the lap of luxury
times two.
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For us, vacation and
Twin Canyons go together like,
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well, Phil and Lil.
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[ machine whistling]
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COACH:
And remember, gentlemen,
day two of the mandatory
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President's Physical Fitness
Test is tomorrow!
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Pull-ups, push-ups, sit-ups!
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I want our school
to kick this test's butt
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and knock it to the mat!
Slay me!
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This test is stupid
and humiliating.
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I can't even do the
simplest rope climb.
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Chuckie, you made it
almost to the top.
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Only 'cause Pangborn
pushed me halfway up.
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Come on, ladies!
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Climb, climb, climb,
climb, climb!
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How come the president doesn't
ask me to do an equation
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or make a diorama?
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Come on, Chuckie.
It's just a test.
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No biggie.
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Hugie!
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It'll be completely
embarrassing,
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like Phys Ed always is.
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And tomorrow will be the same.
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And the day after that.
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Oh, I am tired of being
the uncoordinated disaster!
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Ah, stop, Chuckie.
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You're exaggerat...
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[ screaming]
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Come on, ladi...
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[ all grunting]
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Okay, maybe a little
uncoordinated.
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[ bell ringing]
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Morning.
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Sit down.
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On your chairs this time.
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Now, please ignore my mumbling
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as I write some
topics on the board.
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Enjoy my back.
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So, Friday night's
going to be prime.
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Yeah. I can't wait.
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Hey, you think
you'd want to... oh!
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"There's something hanging
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"from your left nostril.
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The Snot Sergeant."
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Oh, man.
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PHIL:
Pick me a
winner, Brett.
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Philip!
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So, you want to play
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Alien Eliminator
after school?
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Get away from me now!
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I'll take that
as a "maybe."
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Okay, a "no."
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Wunderbar.
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Okay, it's time now
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for everyone's favorite
annual event: science projects.
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[ all groaning]
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And everyone gets a partner.
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Brett and Brittany.
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Howdy, partners.
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Next, the dynamic duo
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Phil and Lil.
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[ groans]
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Maybe you two should do
the double helix project.
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Get it? Twins? Double?
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Please hold your applause.
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[ thudding]Why are we partners
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on every project?
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It's always Phil and Lil this...
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Phil and Lil that.
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Newsflash:
We're not two heads on one body!
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We are two separate people
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who just happen to live
in the same house.
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He's Phil and I'm Lil.
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Two names separated
by the word "and."
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I'm a thinking, breathing
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independent individual
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and he's... Phil!
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From now on, think
about me without Phil.
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Okay?!
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Okay?!
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[ laughing]
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Uh-huh.
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No way!
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You really said that?
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Could you get
off the phone?
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So anyway,
what are you going to wear?
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Lil!
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Let me call you back.
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What do you want?!
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I want to know how long
you'll be vacationing
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on the planet Mondo Weirdo.
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I'm not being
mondo weird!
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Yes, you are!
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You go a planey thing,
you're yelling at me,
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and you're freaking out in
front of everyone at school.
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Tell me this phase
is almost over!
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First of all,
I am sorry if I embarrassed you
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but I meant what I said!
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Second of all,
this isn't a phase!
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This is real life!
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I am not doing this twin thing
anymore, little brother!
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Little brother?!
[ laughs]
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Give me a break!
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So you're two
minutes older!
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Do you know what that is
in girl years?
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Now, do you mind?!
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Okay, twinnies,
it's that time of year
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you choose
which matching outfit
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you'll be wearing
to Twin Canyons.
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They are our
free ticket in.
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[ laughing]
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They just opened
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the Vomit-nator Three!
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Uh, which your father
will enjoy
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from a safe distance.
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I can't wear those clothes!
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Aw, geez, it was
a two-for-one sale.
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I am not wearing
any clothes there.
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But, Lil, it's not
a nudie place.
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It's Twins Canyon.
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[ Lil groans]
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Twins this, twins that.
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Phil and Lil.
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It's never even Lil and Phil.
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There's too much "we,"
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not enough "me"!
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I am not wearing anything
to that place
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because I am not going!
270
00:09:34,401 --> 00:09:36,437
[ all gasping]
271
00:09:40,131 --> 00:09:43,099
You guys, you think it's
possible to get shin splints
272
00:09:43,203 --> 00:09:44,480
in your shoulders?
273
00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,482
Tommy, you're not listening.
274
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,209
One minute, we're twins
and everything's fine.
275
00:09:49,312 --> 00:09:52,350
And the next minute
it's "me," not "we."
276
00:09:52,453 --> 00:09:53,593
I mean, what's up with that?
277
00:09:53,696 --> 00:09:56,250
Maybe an evil prehistoric
mother worm
278
00:09:56,354 --> 00:09:58,598
laid its eggs in Lil's brain.
279
00:09:59,288 --> 00:10:00,461
Hey, sweat-heads.
280
00:10:00,565 --> 00:10:02,463
Hey, how come you
weren't in gym, Chuckie?
281
00:10:02,567 --> 00:10:05,570
I was exercising my right
to say no to the president
282
00:10:05,674 --> 00:10:07,123
and his stupid test.
283
00:10:07,227 --> 00:10:10,610
I made a statement
by refusing to show up.
284
00:10:10,713 --> 00:10:13,371
Chuckie Finster
skipped a class?
[ gasping]
285
00:10:13,474 --> 00:10:15,822
Actually, I was hanging out
in the nurse's office.
286
00:10:15,925 --> 00:10:17,996
You call pretending
you're sick
287
00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:19,411
"making a statement"?
288
00:10:19,515 --> 00:10:21,137
Chuckie, this test
is important.
289
00:10:21,241 --> 00:10:22,587
Maybe to you.
290
00:10:22,691 --> 00:10:24,106
It's like
all that stuff
291
00:10:24,209 --> 00:10:26,039
we sweated over our whole lives.
292
00:10:26,142 --> 00:10:27,385
Remember in third grade,
293
00:10:27,488 --> 00:10:29,836
the book report
in a macaroni box we did?
294
00:10:29,939 --> 00:10:31,423
Well, guess what?
295
00:10:31,527 --> 00:10:33,978
Landfill, Tommy!
Landfill!
296
00:10:34,081 --> 00:10:35,600
Or the fourth grade
state capitol test?
297
00:10:35,704 --> 00:10:37,947
Oshkosh, Trenton,
Timbuktu?
298
00:10:38,051 --> 00:10:39,397
Who cares?!
299
00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,606
It's like the
"e before i" thing.
300
00:10:41,710 --> 00:10:43,919
Like I'm ever
going to use that.
301
00:10:44,022 --> 00:10:46,300
You could get in
serious trouble.
302
00:10:46,404 --> 00:10:47,957
So what?
303
00:10:48,061 --> 00:10:50,235
I've been humiliated
year after year,
304
00:10:50,339 --> 00:10:51,996
and now my suffering's over!
305
00:10:52,099 --> 00:10:54,136
Today, I'm taking a stand
306
00:10:54,239 --> 00:10:57,967
for coordinatedly challenged
kids everywhere!
307
00:10:58,071 --> 00:10:59,175
And tomorrow?
308
00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:01,522
Tommy, don't ruin my moment.
309
00:11:01,626 --> 00:11:03,801
HOWARD:
How about one twin, half-price?
310
00:11:03,904 --> 00:11:05,526
One twin holding a picture
of the other twin?
311
00:11:05,630 --> 00:11:07,287
[ woman speaking gibberish
over phone]
312
00:11:07,390 --> 00:11:09,807
One twin dressed
as both twins?
313
00:11:09,910 --> 00:11:13,258
Just because one twin wants
to assert her independence
314
00:11:13,362 --> 00:11:14,812
and doesn't want to come
315
00:11:14,915 --> 00:11:16,676
doesn't mean she doesn't exist!
316
00:11:16,779 --> 00:11:20,403
And besides, that leaves an open
seat on the Vomit-nator Three!
317
00:11:20,507 --> 00:11:21,957
[ woman speaking gibberish]
318
00:11:22,060 --> 00:11:24,131
Well, tough sticky buns
to you, too!
319
00:11:24,235 --> 00:11:25,477
Geez!
320
00:11:25,581 --> 00:11:26,824
This is awful.
321
00:11:26,927 --> 00:11:28,135
I know.
322
00:11:28,239 --> 00:11:30,206
We either have to have
another set of twins,
323
00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:31,760
or actually pay for a vacation.
324
00:11:31,863 --> 00:11:36,419
No, Howie, we got a bigger
problem than a lost vacation.
325
00:11:36,523 --> 00:11:38,456
Our little Lil's unhappy.
326
00:11:38,559 --> 00:11:39,699
Right.
327
00:11:39,802 --> 00:11:41,666
She wants to be treated
like her own person,
328
00:11:41,770 --> 00:11:43,116
and that's fair.
329
00:11:43,219 --> 00:11:44,980
Although I am going
to miss seeing you
330
00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:46,188
on the Teacups of Torture.
331
00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,190
Hey, Diane.
What's up?
332
00:11:48,293 --> 00:11:50,019
Oh, hi, Brett.
How you doing?
333
00:11:50,123 --> 00:11:52,021
[ in deep voice]:
I'm doing pretty good.
334
00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:53,298
[ yells]
335
00:11:53,402 --> 00:11:54,817
Yeah, I get that a lot.
336
00:11:54,921 --> 00:11:56,301
What's up?
337
00:11:56,405 --> 00:11:58,890
Look, pup, here it is
in a nutshell.
338
00:11:58,994 --> 00:12:01,893
Your father and I hate
seeing you unhappy.
339
00:12:01,997 --> 00:12:03,550
And we want to apologize
340
00:12:03,653 --> 00:12:05,517
for treating you
and Philly
341
00:12:05,621 --> 00:12:08,313
like a single package
all these years.
342
00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:10,591
You got to cut us some slack.
343
00:12:10,695 --> 00:12:12,455
You two came
into our world
at the same time.
344
00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:13,525
Oneof us came
345
00:12:13,629 --> 00:12:15,010
two minutes earlier,
346
00:12:15,113 --> 00:12:16,356
thank you very much.
347
00:12:16,459 --> 00:12:19,083
And that same one
is growing up a little faster.
348
00:12:19,186 --> 00:12:20,429
So, lay it on me.
349
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,707
What can your father
and I do to make you,
350
00:12:22,811 --> 00:12:24,605
Lillian Marie
Jill DeVille, feel
351
00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:26,918
like you have
your own identity, huh?
352
00:12:27,022 --> 00:12:29,403
Hmm...
353
00:12:30,577 --> 00:12:32,752
[ electronic beeping]
354
00:12:35,962 --> 00:12:38,654
COMPUTER VOICE:
You have been vaporized.
355
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,138
[ laughing]
356
00:12:40,242 --> 00:12:42,589
Anyone here want to be
my copilot?
357
00:12:42,692 --> 00:12:44,556
DIL:
Reporting
for duty, sir.
358
00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:48,250
Okay. Anyone else
want to be my copilot?
359
00:12:48,353 --> 00:12:49,527
I've been thinking, Phil,
360
00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:53,151
and it seems like we have
the same problem.
361
00:12:53,255 --> 00:12:55,498
We're both suddenly twinless.
362
00:12:55,602 --> 00:12:57,880
Uh, Dil,
you've never beena twin.
363
00:12:57,984 --> 00:12:59,330
Exactly.
364
00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:02,264
It's one more thing
I can check off my to-do list.
365
00:13:02,367 --> 00:13:06,164
Sure, I've never twinned before,
but what the heck?
366
00:13:06,268 --> 00:13:07,579
Plus, it works out.
367
00:13:07,683 --> 00:13:09,754
You need a Lil,
and I'm a Dil.
368
00:13:09,858 --> 00:13:13,137
FYI, banana head,
I still haveLil.
369
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,310
But she bailed.
370
00:13:14,414 --> 00:13:15,795
I can be a better twin.
371
00:13:15,898 --> 00:13:17,624
You know, more hands-on.
372
00:13:20,454 --> 00:13:23,043
[ cartoonish music plays]
373
00:13:24,286 --> 00:13:26,219
[ lasers firing]
374
00:13:26,909 --> 00:13:28,635
[ laughing]
375
00:13:28,738 --> 00:13:31,327
COMPUTER VOICE:
You have been vaporized.
376
00:13:31,431 --> 00:13:34,365
We could do this all day,
huh, twinnie?
377
00:13:37,955 --> 00:13:40,958
Uh... what's going on?
378
00:13:41,061 --> 00:13:41,959
I'm moving out.
379
00:13:42,062 --> 00:13:43,201
What?!
380
00:13:43,305 --> 00:13:44,996
Mom and Dad said
I can move into
381
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,895
the office-slash-
workout room.
382
00:13:46,998 --> 00:13:49,173
I'll miss that room.
383
00:13:49,276 --> 00:13:51,831
So, you're just
going to leave me
here by myself?
384
00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:54,040
Wasn't anyone even
going to tellme?
385
00:13:54,143 --> 00:13:55,558
Oh, boy.
386
00:13:55,662 --> 00:13:57,353
Twin problems come in twos.
387
00:13:57,457 --> 00:13:58,699
Calm down, Philly.
388
00:13:58,803 --> 00:14:00,770
All this happened
kind of fast.
389
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:03,290
Now, Lil gets her own room,
but think about it.
390
00:14:03,394 --> 00:14:04,360
So do you!
391
00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:07,432
And the computer
stays here.
392
00:14:07,536 --> 00:14:10,228
And now you got room
for that basketball
hoop you wanted.
393
00:14:10,332 --> 00:14:11,471
And you can
paint the place
394
00:14:11,574 --> 00:14:12,817
any color you
feel like.
395
00:14:12,921 --> 00:14:13,956
Except tangerine,
396
00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:15,440
'cause it makes
your father wig out.
397
00:14:15,544 --> 00:14:17,304
It's not like you lost her.
398
00:14:17,408 --> 00:14:18,858
She's just down the hall.
399
00:14:18,961 --> 00:14:19,928
[ crash]
400
00:14:20,031 --> 00:14:21,101
HOWARD:Ow!
401
00:14:21,205 --> 00:14:22,516
Snap out of it, Howie.
402
00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:25,036
Setting up my "Thigh-o-nara"
machine is a lot harder
403
00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:26,866
than plugging in
your calculator.
404
00:14:44,573 --> 00:14:47,507
DIL:
Hey, brother!
Let's get busy.
405
00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:48,611
Okay. Ready?
406
00:14:48,715 --> 00:14:49,923
Who am I?
407
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:54,963
I don't look like that,
408
00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:56,550
and I don't walk like that.
409
00:14:56,654 --> 00:14:59,070
Hey, who knows better
than your twin, huh?
410
00:14:59,174 --> 00:15:00,589
So, I thought
we could bond
411
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,625
over some
before-school
spitting.
412
00:15:02,729 --> 00:15:04,869
Uh, that's kind of
mine and Lil's thing.
413
00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:06,215
[ school bell rings]
414
00:15:06,319 --> 00:15:07,251
She's a champ.
415
00:15:07,354 --> 00:15:08,424
She once hocked it
416
00:15:08,528 --> 00:15:10,392
across the street.
417
00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:12,566
Fine!
418
00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:13,913
We won't spit.
419
00:15:14,016 --> 00:15:15,431
But hey!
420
00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:17,917
It's time
for... shirts.
421
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:22,991
Say, "twins."
422
00:15:23,094 --> 00:15:24,509
[ bell rings]
423
00:15:24,613 --> 00:15:26,995
So, where you
hiding out today?
424
00:15:27,098 --> 00:15:28,444
Janitor's closet?
425
00:15:28,548 --> 00:15:30,032
No, I told you.
426
00:15:30,136 --> 00:15:32,414
I am publicly refusing
to take that test.
427
00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:33,794
PANGBORN:
Come on, ladies.
428
00:15:33,898 --> 00:15:35,520
Uh-oh. Here
comes Pangborn.
429
00:15:35,624 --> 00:15:37,315
I'll be hiding
in the bathroom.
430
00:15:37,419 --> 00:15:39,421
[ groans]
431
00:15:39,524 --> 00:15:41,147
I know
what you're thinking,
432
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:44,529
'cause I got
that twin ESP thing going.
433
00:15:44,633 --> 00:15:45,806
Yeah, what
am I thinking?
434
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:48,948
That this twin thing
is working!
435
00:15:49,051 --> 00:15:51,053
Meet me up top!
436
00:15:51,157 --> 00:15:54,022
Dil, we got to slow
the twin thing down.
437
00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:55,644
It's not like
you're not trying.
438
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,784
I mean,
that mashed potato sculpture
439
00:15:57,887 --> 00:15:59,717
of us arm in arm
was pretty cool.
440
00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:01,167
I hated to eat it.
441
00:16:01,270 --> 00:16:02,962
You ate the sculpture?
442
00:16:03,065 --> 00:16:04,308
But I saved the ears.
443
00:16:04,411 --> 00:16:05,826
They're in the freezer.
444
00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:07,138
Say no more.
445
00:16:07,242 --> 00:16:08,622
In the world of twins,
446
00:16:08,726 --> 00:16:10,970
when you eat
the potato sculpture,
447
00:16:11,073 --> 00:16:12,454
you've said good-bye.
448
00:16:12,557 --> 00:16:15,353
Oh, I guess you're right.
449
00:16:15,457 --> 00:16:16,458
It's okay.
450
00:16:16,561 --> 00:16:17,631
I understand.
451
00:16:17,735 --> 00:16:19,599
It's time for me
to move on.
452
00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:21,981
Somewhere out there
are real twins
453
00:16:22,084 --> 00:16:25,950
yearning to make me
their triplet.
454
00:16:26,054 --> 00:16:29,333
[ drum roll,
military-style march playing]
455
00:16:29,436 --> 00:16:30,472
Yes!
456
00:16:30,575 --> 00:16:31,921
[ whistle blows]
457
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,302
PANGBORN:
Line up!
458
00:16:39,412 --> 00:16:42,380
Ladies, come on,
come on, come on!
459
00:16:42,484 --> 00:16:44,796
[ grunts]
460
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,315
Where's Finster?
461
00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:49,353
[ yells]
462
00:16:49,456 --> 00:16:51,148
Uh, when you
say "Finster,"
463
00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:53,046
do you mean
Elliot Finster,
464
00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:54,082
Fritzey Finster
465
00:16:54,185 --> 00:16:55,876
o-or four-
fingered Finster,
466
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:56,808
or...?
467
00:16:56,912 --> 00:16:57,982
Can it, Pickles.
468
00:16:58,086 --> 00:17:00,260
Ha, or should I say,
"jar it"?!
469
00:17:00,364 --> 00:17:01,572
Ha-ha-ha.
470
00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:02,745
Good joke, sir.
471
00:17:02,849 --> 00:17:04,230
Never heard that one before.
472
00:17:05,748 --> 00:17:07,612
[ flushes]
473
00:17:10,477 --> 00:17:11,789
[ moans]
474
00:17:11,892 --> 00:17:13,308
Help!
475
00:17:13,411 --> 00:17:15,448
So, my outfit
for the party's all set.
476
00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:16,759
Finster!
477
00:17:16,863 --> 00:17:18,554
It's hanging in my room.
478
00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:20,763
Did I tell you
I got my own room?
479
00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:23,042
Way to go, girl.
480
00:17:23,145 --> 00:17:24,871
Finster?
481
00:17:24,974 --> 00:17:28,702
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
482
00:17:32,741 --> 00:17:34,156
[ grunting]
483
00:17:35,916 --> 00:17:38,229
Help!
484
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,300
I never thought
it would end like this.
485
00:17:40,404 --> 00:17:43,821
I wonder what they'll say
about me in the school paper.
486
00:17:43,924 --> 00:17:46,617
I wonder what picture
they'll use.
487
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:50,552
I hope it's one
from before I got my braces.
488
00:17:52,381 --> 00:17:53,348
Oh, look, a shark.
489
00:17:53,451 --> 00:17:54,970
A shark?!
490
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,214
[ yells]
491
00:17:57,317 --> 00:17:58,870
Finster, what happened?
492
00:17:58,974 --> 00:18:00,700
What are you doing
in here?
493
00:18:00,803 --> 00:18:03,496
Drowning, sir?
494
00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:05,463
Oh, and not taking the test.
495
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:07,569
Course you're not.
I can see that.
496
00:18:07,672 --> 00:18:09,191
I also can see
some of the best
497
00:18:09,295 --> 00:18:11,020
contorting
and physicality since...
498
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:14,610
since I wrestled
the Boise Bloodletter in '88.
499
00:18:14,714 --> 00:18:16,060
Oh, heck of a match.
500
00:18:16,164 --> 00:18:18,959
Uh, Mr. Pangborn,
could you help me?
501
00:18:19,063 --> 00:18:20,582
Oh, right.
502
00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:23,136
You held it for,
like, over an hour?
503
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,827
That's amazing, Chuckie.
504
00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:26,726
Yep, and I think by tomorrow,
505
00:18:26,829 --> 00:18:28,797
I'll be able
to put my arms down.
506
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,902
What you did
was probably harder
507
00:18:31,006 --> 00:18:34,009
than the whole President's
fitness test.
508
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,667
Well, Finster, take a day
for your arms to feel better.
509
00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:38,082
Thanks, Mr.
Pangborn.
510
00:18:38,186 --> 00:18:41,948
I'll just plan
on you starting
the test tomorrow.
511
00:18:42,949 --> 00:18:43,812
[ shudders]
512
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:45,124
[ sighs]
513
00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:46,297
[ doorbell rings]
514
00:18:46,401 --> 00:18:48,161
HOWARD:
Lil, someone's here for you.
515
00:18:48,265 --> 00:18:49,887
Hey, girlfriend.
516
00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:51,854
You look awesome.
517
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,442
Thanks. You, too.
Let's hit it.
518
00:18:53,546 --> 00:18:55,237
Well, I, too,
think you both look,
519
00:18:55,341 --> 00:18:57,619
uh, awesome,
and-and rad.
520
00:18:57,722 --> 00:19:00,518
We got some really
cool posters and a model!
521
00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:02,796
Well, we're going
to the party. Bye.
522
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:05,074
Don't shoot punch
out of your nose!
523
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,214
[ chuckles]
524
00:19:06,317 --> 00:19:08,975
Have fun.
Call if you need us.
525
00:19:09,078 --> 00:19:10,563
Worried?
526
00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:13,842
Nah, she's growing
up just fine.
527
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:16,500
[ dance music plays]
528
00:19:16,603 --> 00:19:20,538
[ indistinct voices]
529
00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:25,164
Great party, Diane.
530
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:26,579
Thanks.
531
00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:28,512
I opened all the bags
of chips myself.
532
00:19:28,615 --> 00:19:30,479
What a workout!
533
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:31,894
[ laughs]
534
00:19:31,998 --> 00:19:33,068
You're funny.
535
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,622
I'm so glad I invited you.
536
00:19:35,726 --> 00:19:37,003
Yeah, me, too.
537
00:19:37,106 --> 00:19:39,074
All the rightkids
are here.
538
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,421
Yeah, no lame-brains
or dorks.
539
00:19:41,525 --> 00:19:43,665
Oh, where is
your brother tonight?
540
00:19:43,768 --> 00:19:45,494
Uh... not here!
541
00:19:45,598 --> 00:19:46,944
[ laughing]
542
00:19:47,047 --> 00:19:49,567
He really isa boob, isn't he?
543
00:19:49,671 --> 00:19:53,122
My vote is for
immature slob!
544
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,952
Are you talking
about Phil?
545
00:19:55,055 --> 00:19:57,403
He's, like, totally
obnoxious in class.
546
00:19:57,506 --> 00:19:59,163
Not allthe time.
547
00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:02,062
Don't forget
gross and smelly.
548
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:03,202
This is fun.
549
00:20:03,305 --> 00:20:05,859
And he's really
goofy-looking.
550
00:20:05,963 --> 00:20:08,276
It's not like I'm
standing up for him,
551
00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:10,519
but it's sometimes fun
to be gross.
552
00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:12,211
And you know, Phil
and I are twins,
553
00:20:12,314 --> 00:20:13,867
so if you think
he's goofy-looking,
554
00:20:13,971 --> 00:20:15,628
then I guess
you think Iam, too.
555
00:20:15,731 --> 00:20:16,629
No.
556
00:20:16,732 --> 00:20:17,871
No way.
557
00:20:17,975 --> 00:20:19,148
We weren't saying that.
558
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:21,461
It's not like
you don't know
all this, right?
559
00:20:21,565 --> 00:20:22,807
Phil iskind
of a jerk.
560
00:20:22,911 --> 00:20:24,257
Hey!
561
00:20:24,361 --> 00:20:26,708
I can say he's a jerk
or a slob or gross,
562
00:20:26,811 --> 00:20:28,054
but you guys can't!
563
00:20:28,157 --> 00:20:29,469
You don't really
know him.
564
00:20:29,573 --> 00:20:33,784
He can actually be cool
sometimes and really fun
565
00:20:33,887 --> 00:20:35,682
and funny and-and loyal...
566
00:20:35,786 --> 00:20:36,994
BRETT: Sorry!
567
00:20:37,097 --> 00:20:38,340
We didn't mean to...
568
00:20:38,444 --> 00:20:39,721
The twin thing
569
00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:42,724
is a really strong bond
and kind of magnetic.
570
00:20:42,827 --> 00:20:44,657
Like, I can feel it right now.
571
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,936
Great party. Thanks.
Gotta go.
572
00:20:50,732 --> 00:20:52,112
[ knocks]
573
00:20:53,597 --> 00:20:55,115
Hey.
574
00:20:55,219 --> 00:20:56,220
Hey.
575
00:20:56,324 --> 00:20:57,601
What are youdoing back?
576
00:20:57,704 --> 00:20:59,810
I just felt like
coming home.
577
00:20:59,913 --> 00:21:00,776
You okay?
578
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,468
Yes, Dr. Lil.
I'm fine.
579
00:21:02,571 --> 00:21:05,056
Kind of doing
my own thing, you know.
580
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:08,405
Being me,not we.
581
00:21:08,508 --> 00:21:11,684
I just wanted
to tell you
582
00:21:11,787 --> 00:21:13,030
that, um...
583
00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:15,860
you will always be my twin.
584
00:21:15,964 --> 00:21:18,346
I just needed my space.
585
00:21:18,449 --> 00:21:20,175
And now, we both got some.
586
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,177
So, everything's cool with us?
587
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,110
Yeah.
588
00:21:24,213 --> 00:21:27,320
Good. 'Cause we're
going to need each other
589
00:21:27,424 --> 00:21:29,080
to get into Twin Canyon.
590
00:21:29,184 --> 00:21:30,461
Yeah!
591
00:21:30,565 --> 00:21:33,326
Now, get outta my room!
592
00:21:36,018 --> 00:21:38,918
Ew! Gross!
593
00:21:41,472 --> 00:21:45,062
LIL:
Here we are
on our oh-so-glorious vacation
594
00:21:45,165 --> 00:21:47,547
in our totally
happening outfits.
595
00:21:47,651 --> 00:21:49,929
Huh, would have looked better
on me.
596
00:21:50,032 --> 00:21:50,861
Oh, oh, oh!
597
00:21:50,964 --> 00:21:52,207
This section's called
598
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,485
"Howard Hurls."
599
00:21:56,073 --> 00:21:56,832
He shoots!
600
00:21:56,936 --> 00:21:57,971
[ retches]
601
00:21:58,075 --> 00:21:59,490
He scores.
602
00:21:59,594 --> 00:22:00,491
That's nothing.
603
00:22:00,595 --> 00:22:01,699
Check this out.
604
00:22:05,531 --> 00:22:06,980
[ retches]
605
00:22:07,084 --> 00:22:09,224
The Vomit-nator delivered.
606
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,053
Meanwhile, I was doing
607
00:22:11,157 --> 00:22:12,814
what you're
supposed to do
608
00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:15,057
on vacation--
absolutely nothing.
609
00:22:15,161 --> 00:22:17,128
It's, like, what
she does best.
610
00:22:17,232 --> 00:22:19,821
We promised our
parents we'd do
611
00:22:19,924 --> 00:22:21,478
one activity together.
612
00:22:21,581 --> 00:22:23,790
Is this going to be
some girl thing
613
00:22:23,894 --> 00:22:25,344
I'm going to
really hate?
614
00:22:25,447 --> 00:22:26,586
You'll see!
615
00:22:31,591 --> 00:22:33,559
It turned out
to be pretty cool.
616
00:22:33,662 --> 00:22:34,525
See, Phil?
617
00:22:34,629 --> 00:22:35,802
I know what you like.
618
00:22:35,906 --> 00:22:38,046
Oh, and you don't?
619
00:22:38,149 --> 00:22:41,877
Well... some habits
are hard to break.
620
00:22:41,981 --> 00:22:44,224
[ both laughing]
621
00:22:46,813 --> 00:22:50,576
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622
00:22:50,679 --> 00:22:54,234
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623
00:22:54,338 --> 00:22:59,378
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