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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,480 This old guy gets laid more than you do. 2 00:00:02,740 --> 00:00:03,699 Fed up? 3 00:00:03,700 --> 00:00:08,200 Simply type one trick to get laid .com into your web browser to see my secret 4 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:13,260 trick to fuck hot real girls. Just type one trick to get laid .com into the 5 00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:14,980 address bar right now. 6 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:23,260 He turned out to be 70 years old. What? 7 00:00:23,580 --> 00:00:26,140 Yeah, his picture was from 1986. 8 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:30,520 I should have been more suspicious. I asked him about the classic car he was 9 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:33,180 standing with, and he said it was a 1986 Trans Am. 10 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:37,220 You're not having very well luck, are you? No. 11 00:00:37,420 --> 00:00:39,540 I can't get back into this dating scene. 12 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:44,040 My self -esteem's been crushed from a cheating husband who left me for a 23 13 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,160 -year -old ballerina. 14 00:00:45,540 --> 00:00:49,460 Wait. I thought you said she was a stripper. She was a stripper. I'd much 15 00:00:49,460 --> 00:00:51,680 see her as a ballerina. It makes me feel much better about myself. 16 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:56,620 All right, I'm going to find you some guy to settle down with. You know, a 17 00:00:56,620 --> 00:00:58,540 quality guy. One that really appreciates you. 18 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:02,080 Yeah, I don't know about the settling down thing. I did it for 15 years. 19 00:01:02,380 --> 00:01:06,480 What did it get me? $100 ,000 in debt and a juicer. I don't even juice. 20 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:08,120 It's a nice juicer, though. 21 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:11,740 I'd rather get laid. 22 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,540 Really? Yeah. Well, that changes things a bit. 23 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:21,020 Actually, you know that kid that I was dating at the tattoo shop? Yeah. 24 00:01:21,450 --> 00:01:23,030 He has this really cute friend. 25 00:01:24,510 --> 00:01:26,010 Old enough to buy me a drink? 26 00:01:26,670 --> 00:01:27,750 I'm sure he's old enough. 27 00:01:27,970 --> 00:01:29,050 Well, he's old. 28 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:30,430 Cheers. Anyways, 29 00:01:34,510 --> 00:01:39,450 it ends up the picture was taken in 1986, and this guy's, like, almost 100 30 00:01:39,450 --> 00:01:40,450 old. 31 00:01:41,170 --> 00:01:42,170 That's funny. 32 00:01:42,290 --> 00:01:46,910 I mean, it probably wasn't that funny taking the picture at that time. I mean, 33 00:01:47,010 --> 00:01:50,370 you know, that era. 34 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,720 thing. Women of your age. 35 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,780 How's single life treating you? 36 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,120 Wow. 37 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:03,140 Dude, you're a douche. 38 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,300 This woman is a goddess. 39 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:09,039 She needs to be appreciated like a fine wine. 40 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:11,100 Age to perfection. 41 00:02:11,580 --> 00:02:18,380 Just dripping with experience and knowledge from all those years on this 42 00:02:18,380 --> 00:02:20,320 walking and... Stop and save yourself now. 43 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:22,370 What? Really? It was a compliment. 44 00:02:22,650 --> 00:02:25,630 Yeah, but you're... Just thump on your head, please. 45 00:02:26,710 --> 00:02:27,710 Yeah. 46 00:02:29,930 --> 00:02:35,510 So, anyways... Well, 47 00:02:36,530 --> 00:02:37,530 who wants to fuck? 48 00:02:37,570 --> 00:02:43,730 Oh my god, thank you for breaking any ice. I would totally love to do that. 49 00:02:46,410 --> 00:02:47,690 Alright, cool. Hey. 50 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:50,370 Keep moving the couch. 51 00:02:50,810 --> 00:02:51,810 Yes I do. 52 00:03:27,180 --> 00:03:28,500 Oh fuck. 53 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:42,620 Don't talk. We'll be fine. 54 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:00,220 That's okay. You don't need to see. 55 00:10:13,550 --> 00:10:14,550 That's beautiful. 56 00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:50,599 Fuck yeah. 57 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:51,600 Yeah. 58 00:22:06,060 --> 00:22:07,200 Oh my god, that's so good. 59 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:57,720 Let's put this up. 60 00:28:32,010 --> 00:28:33,010 Oh, fuck. 61 00:28:34,210 --> 00:28:35,750 Oh, fuck. 62 00:28:38,090 --> 00:28:41,030 Oh, my God. 63 00:29:11,790 --> 00:29:13,130 We got a fan on it. Here we go. 64 00:29:14,550 --> 00:29:15,730 Here, give me this for a second. 65 00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:20,030 And looking up at him, Dane just going to hand over to you. Here we go. 66 00:29:20,950 --> 00:29:24,870 Oh, my God. 67 00:29:27,350 --> 00:29:30,350 Oh, fuck. 68 00:29:36,690 --> 00:29:39,250 This old guy gets laid more than you do. 69 00:29:39,670 --> 00:29:40,670 Fed up? 70 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:45,380 Simply type OneTrickToGetLate .com into your web browser to see my secret trick 71 00:29:45,380 --> 00:29:50,620 to fuck hot real girls. Just type OneTrickToGetLate .com into the address 72 00:29:50,620 --> 00:29:51,780 right now. 5053

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