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Got us some wine. It's a party now.
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I love your engagement ring.
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I want to see it again. I want to see it
again.
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Oh, it's so pretty.
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That is big time. Yeah. Mine was
beautiful too.
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What do you mean was?
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Well, I'm sure it still is beautiful
somewhere, but.
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Dude, hell.
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I sold it.
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You sold it? I sold my engagement ring
and my wedding ring.
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We modeled my bathroom.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Don't give her any ideas. Oh, my gosh.
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I'm going to keep mine.
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Hey.
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Yes, you are. Of course you are, because
the marriage is going to last forever.
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Yeah. Cheers to that.
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Come here.
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Okay, well, I got one for you guys.
Maybe you can help me.
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I've just been single long enough, so I
start dating this guy. It's only been a
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couple months, but I'm just... Tell me
what you think. This is weird.
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So... You know, Valentine's Day comes
around. I'm all excited. I want to be
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romantic.
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And I got him his favorite cigar and a
book that he'd been talking about
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to read, right? And I was all excited.
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We go out to dinner, and I gave him his
gifts. And, you know, not that I
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expected anything, but he didn't, you
know, reciprocate, right?
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So I'm like, okay, maybe after dinner.
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Drops me off, opens the door, and hands
me a couple of baby teas that had his
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company logo on it.
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What does that mean?
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I don't understand.
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I don't understand. Wait, wait, wait.
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See, that's the problem. I didn't
understand either. That was my gift.
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But did he say it? I mean, did he just
hand you the baby teeth? It's not like
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they were even gifted.
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No, they weren't wrapped or anything.
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I think that's the wrong one.
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That's not cool.
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That's really weird. What does he want
you to do?
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I guess wear them.
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I want to wear the t -shirts. For
photos, for something. I don't
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Are you modeling for him now? I need it.
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Oh.
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I'll get it.
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Don't worry about you guys. Keep
partying.
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I'll be right back.
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Ladies, there's been a complaint of a
disturbance here.
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Does anyone know why someone would be
reporting that at this address?
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I mean, no, officer. We're three well
-mannered ladies here, and I don't...
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Can you think of any reason why somebody
would actually call the cops?
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Well, then.
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However,
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you know...
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I do think, you know, Eva needs to maybe
be reprimanded because she's got the
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crazy idea of getting married again.
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That's right.
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Back to the next party.
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Yeah. That's right.
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Well, I see.
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Miss Eva, I'm going to have to ask you
to stand up.
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Wow.
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That's funny. Turn around for me. Place
your hands behind your back.
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Julia Ann. I know.
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You had to know I'd do it. Yeah.
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You had to know.
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Come on.
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Oh, my God. This is so funny. I can't
believe I have a camera on me.
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No cameras.
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Meet Officer Lovejoy.
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Yeah.
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Oh, shit. Officer, I have a special
issue.
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Come with me for a minute. I want to
talk to you in the other room.
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Just one second, guys. We'll be right
back.
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Holy shit, Johnny. I didn't know you
were a stripper.
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Oh my God, this is so awkward. I don't
know if I can go through with this
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without them knowing that I know who you
are.
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Relax. What's the big deal?
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I know you stare at me when I play
basketball with Tom in your backyard.
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You look at me like I'm a steak.
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Johnny!
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Now just relax.
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Whatever happens at bachelor parties...
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It stays at the party.
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Now let's go back in there and enjoy
ourselves.
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I promise it won't leave this room. Oh
my god.
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Come on.
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Now where were we, ladies?
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Um, well, before Brandy thought it was
okay to steal my stripper, we were just
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getting to the festivities.
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I believe I was going to be reprimanded.
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Yay! It's my party.
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Oh shit!
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It is your party. Get it, girl.
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Thank you.
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I think you might be rethinking this
soon. I think so, too.
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Yeah, it kind of does for us.
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That's what you ladies do. That's what
you ladies wanted.
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I cannot touch.
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I think this officer is more than a
handful.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. I like it.
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There we go.
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Guys,
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he might be a mouthful.
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How do we do this?
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It's kind of fun that you don't have
your hands. We can have our way with
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute. I have to say I have seen
these before.
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I'm good like this.
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You know I own these handcuffs.
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Here we go.
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Damn.
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She's great. She's loving on this.
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I think this one's more than a mouthful.
Well, I hope so, because he cost me a
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lot of money. I think I got enough for
everyone in here. Oh, really?
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Well, I think you're going to have to
prove it. I'm not going to let you take
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friend down to the station without
showing us. Oh, shit.
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You can never be too cautious.
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Oh, my God. You are totally stealing my
stripper today.
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It's mine.
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It's my party.
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Oh, that's right.
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It is your party.
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Come on, you guys know you're just as
crazy
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as I am.
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That's good.
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Well, you have to at least put the
bachelorette in there.
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But of course, what are friends for?
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Better get yourself some strange before
this
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wedding.
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Enjoy it, darling.
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You're such a good friend.
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That's true.
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I
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was
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just going to say that she's too
dressed.
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Mmm.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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What's going on over here?
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What's going on over here?
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I can not hold.
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