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Hey, Mr. Rebel, I just wanted to let you
know that Tommy's sleeping.
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Oh, wow.
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Well, first of all, call me Nicky.
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Second of all, how the heck did you get
him to sleep that quickly?
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I had night tricks up my sleeve, you
know?
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I didn't get you a medal or something.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Did you need anything else?
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No, I think I'm good.
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See you tomorrow. Same time as always.
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Wait,
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um, before you go, don't forget...
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If I haven't gone through a Menzel
breakdown yet, it's all thanks to that
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woman. They should give her a Nobel
Prize for all I know.
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Not only do I have to deal with my wife
having dumped me, but I also gotta raise
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Thomas on my own. And believe me, I suck
at this.
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I have to be in the office in like 30,
35 minutes.
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Well, I gotta feed my little one and
wait for the theater to get here.
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Though, as soon as she's here, I'll be
right at the door. Oh, hold on one
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second.
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Fuck. God damn it.
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Let me call you back.
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I'll be there soon.
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To me, babies were something way out of
my reach.
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Some sort of urban legend.
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Until I finally got one.
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Oh, fuck.
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So trust me, if it wasn't for our hot,
loving babysitter, I'd be lost at this
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point. Plus, I get to enjoy the view.
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Hey, Luna, you got a minute?
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Uh, hey, I'm just finishing up the milk
for Tom. You give me a sec.
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Well, uh, look, so, um, remember how you
told me the other day you were looking
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for another job, right? Yep. Like an
extra one?
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Um, and, well, you know I'm kind of
terrified about this whole single dad
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right?
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Yeah, no, no, no, I mean, I get the
point.
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Well, how do you feel about sending some
night gear? I could really use the
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help. No, that's against the rules. I
wouldn't be able to do that.
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I know, I'm asking you for a big favor,
but I'll pay you whatever you want.
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You know, I just really need you.
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I'll think about it.
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I mean, I'll pay you twice what I'm
already paying you. It just, you know,
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really goes against, like, everything in
a babysitter club.
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I know, but, I mean, they don't have to
know that you're, you know, coming here
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to work at night.
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I don't think they're going to give you
hours at a time.
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Okay, fine. I love it. You know, I love
Tommy, and, you know, as long as it's
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between us, you know? Yeah, absolutely.
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That's so great. I'm so happy to hear
that.
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Oh.
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I really appreciate you, sir.
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I appreciate you, too, and so does
Tommy. And remember, Nikki, this is for
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baby, not for you.
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You know, as you always tell me, shoot
your shot.
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Ah, finally a commercial.
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You know, I feel like rom -coms really
be meant for the girl's head.
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Really? How so?
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I just feel like all of them just make
it seem like a girl's main goal in life
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is to have a boyfriend.
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Couldn't be me.
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Couldn't be you.
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Don't you like having a boyfriend or,
like, enjoy sex?
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Yeah, I do, but, like, I feel like you
can still have sex and have fun without
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having a boyfriend.
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Wait, what?
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Don't get me wrong, I love sex.
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but I'm really laid back. I really enjoy
being single. How about you?
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Me? I don't have a take on this.
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I'm retired.
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I'm sure there's plenty of girls who
want to date you.
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Me? Oh, oh.
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Dumped on my wife with a baby? Yeah, I'm
a real catch.
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But you're funny.
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Look, let's just do assimilation. Let's,
you know, pretend we're on a date.
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You have to be productive with it.
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All right, sure.
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Let's try that.
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Hey, you ready? Let's just pretend like,
you know, we've never met.
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Alright. Okay.
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Hi, I'm Luna. It's nice to meet you.
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Hi, I'm Nikki.
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I have a baby.
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Kira, I'm good with babies.
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Great, I'm not, but I'm good at making
them.
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You're so funny.
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I'm sorry, I suck at this.
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No, what are you talking about? You're
doing great.
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Really? Yeah.
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You're amazing.
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Actually, I kind of like you.
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You do?
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Yeah.
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Any girl would be really lucky to have
you. You're a cat. You have a stable
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You dress really nice.
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You're super sweet.
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You're good looking.
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You know?
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I'm sorry. This is just a simulation. I
got confused. It's just...
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You deserve this, Nikki.
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What?
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When was the last time you touched a
woman, Nikki?
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It's been a long time.
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Yeah. You make me harder.
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You
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deserve it.
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I think I get to kiss the rebel. I want
to see it.
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I can't believe this is happening.
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Does it feel good?
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oh my god
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oh
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my
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god
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um um
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um um
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oh um
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Oh my god.
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um um um um um
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Take off your pants, this is a red ball.
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Okay.
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Oh, wow.
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Grab one.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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You deserve it.
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Oh, fuck.
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Come on, let's go back to your room.
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My room?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Gotta get out. The baby's gotta wake up
soon.
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Let's go.
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Let's go.
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Chad, look what's happening.
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It's crazy.
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I can't believe we're doing this.
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Don't stop.
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You can make me come like this.
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Really?
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I guess you're not quite as innocent as
I thought.
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I never said I was innocent.
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I want that dick in my mouth.
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For real, you want to fuck your boss's
dick, huh?
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Hmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Oh, fuck, you're so good at that.
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Oh my god.
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My body's such a hard cock.
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Can I jump on it?
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Yeah. Yeah?
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You
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deserve
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it.
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Oh, fuck.
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little juices.
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Thank you.
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It's a dirty beauty sitter.
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No.
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Oh, you're
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such
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a good boy.
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That's what you needed, right?
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That's what I needed.
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Best babysitter ever.
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oh my god you can really fuck that dick
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I couldn't ask for it but I understood
it.
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the color of my face.
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I have to go check on the baby.
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Ah, baby's fine.
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Eat it all night.
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He should be sleeping like a baby.
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Hopefully. Fingers crossed.
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He's sleeping like a baby.
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Yeah, you stick in our blocks. I'm going
to go get myself cleaned up.
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