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Evening, Sheriff.
Cold enough for you?
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Yeah. Exactly how
the holidays should be.
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Hey, guys.
Happy holidays.
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What's up?
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Yeah. Whatever.
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What's up with them? Yeah, they're
cranky because we're snowbound.
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Their vacation plans
are pretty much ruined.
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Oh.
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Um, why don't you make
a round of hot chocolate?
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Keep them coming.
You got it.
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Hey, guys. So, stuck in
Eureka for the holidays, huh?
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I used to try to escape
Eureka at Christmas
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until one year when
I got stranded here.
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Yeah.
It was crazy.
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(CHUCKLING)
Okay, gather 'round.
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You can hear all about
it. Do we have to?
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Sheriff's badge says yes.
(KIDS SIGHING)
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There you go. Enjoy.
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Oh, boy.
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Ah.
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It was deep in December
and, like every year,
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Zoe and I were heading out
of town to spend the holiday
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with family,
which was great
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because it was one of the hottest
Christmas weeks Eureka had ever seen.
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What's going on?
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You can't leave, Sheriff.
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No one in or out.
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The electromagnetic shield
over Eureka's malfunctioning.
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Doesn't look like
anything's... (SCREAMS)
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Right now, it's more electro
than magnetic. It's getting worse.
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You better shut
that thing down.
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And leave Global Dynamics vulnerable to
the prying eyes of the rest of the world?
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Sorry, Sheriff,
no can do.
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So, we're trapped here
for Christmas?
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It's 85 degrees.
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Dad, they're trying to fix it.
Just let them.
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All right, well,
don't overexert yourselves.
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We'll make
the best of it.
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Merry Christmas!
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ZOE: Wait, so you make
elf footprints?
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Yeah, you dip little sponges
shaped like shoes in baby powder
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You can't let a little heat
ruin your holiday.
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Today I have strung up cranberries,
we have baked gingerbread.
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All right,
feast your eyes, people.
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Limited edition, copper
cast from my Secret Santa.
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Oh, and he left this for you.
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For me? Wow, how cool.
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You know who it is? No.
That's why he's a secret.
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Open it.
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Come on.
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Oh, wow, The Clash on vinyl.
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I love them.
I wonder who knew.
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Not you.
Well, come on...
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(LAUGHS)
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No, I couldn't have.
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ALLISON: No, wasn't me.
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Well, this is my little
gift to all of you.
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You say little.
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Is that meatloaf?
It's fruit cake.
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Oh. Um, yeah, I'm still
digesting a piece from last year.
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No, no, no, trust me. This is
like a little Christmas miracle.
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Eat it. Eat it.
VINCENT: Come on.
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(ALLISON LAUGHS)
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Oh. Holy cow!
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Oh!
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That... Even the raisins
are incredible.
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I blended 96
different varieties.
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Everything from Alexandroulis
to Zilvaca.
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How do you get them
all in one piece?
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That, my friend,
is the secret.
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CARTER: Mmm.
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(BEEPING)
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Oh.
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What's going on?
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It's a code 12.
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Air assault. We have a
bogey. (SIREN BLARING)
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All right, everybody, down!
Down! Take cover.
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All right, stay inside!
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(SIRENS WAILING)
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All right, everyone, can I have your
attention? Can you get inside, please?
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This is not a drill. Possible
airstrike headed for town!
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Everyone, get off the
streets now. Thank you.
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Get into position.
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CARTER: Sir, thank you,
inside. Keep it going.
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Everybody inside.
Inside. Thank you.
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JO: Ready?
Clear! Clear the road!
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JO: Steady.
What's up, Jo?
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First someone messed with our E.M.
Shield, now we're under attack.
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From what?
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G.D. Radar detected an unauthorized
vehicle in our airspace over town.
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(BEEPING) Bogey's crossed the threshold.
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Weapons hot!
Take aim!
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Oh, hey, hang on!
That's not a plane!
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Hold your fire!
Hold your fire!
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Ho! Ho! Ho! Crap!
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BOY 1: Santa's sleigh?
Seriously?
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You don't believe me?
GIRL: Where do I start?
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One,
reindeer can't fly.
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Well, stranger things
have happened in Eureka.
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Yeah? And who was driving
this tactical assault sleigh?
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I'm getting to that.
So...
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It's not every day we get to
track down a runaway Santa.
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So Jo and I,
we jump at the chance.
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I want nothing to do
with this.
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Oh, like I do.
Hey, the town's your turf.
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Which your trigger happy
Santa SWAT team invaded.
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Sorry, Carter... Holiday
party starts soon at G.D.
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And I'm on crowd control.
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Oh, well, that's...
ZOE: Hey.
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Shouldn't you guys be
chasing down Kringle?
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No, what I should be doing is drinking winter
ale with your uncles, watching ball games.
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And by watching
he means arguing.
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Yes. Is there someplace
else I can be useful? Please.
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Oh, I'm sure Allison
could use some help at G.D.
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A few people got banged up
avoiding Santa. I'll take you.
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Perfect. See you, Dad.
Oh.
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Give Santa my best.
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Chase down
a fake stupid Santa.
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It's like 900 degrees.
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I'm never going
to get home...
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FARGO: To the left.
Yes, chief.
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No the other left. Relax,
Fargo, it's just a party.
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No, it's the party.
The time where
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G.D. Family comes together
in the spirit of giving.
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More candles.
It's time all you geeks
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fly your freak flags
every year.
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No, that's Comic Con.
Look...
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I've got a tight budget and a
building full of people to feed.
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If we run low on latkes,
believe me, things will get ugly.
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I will charge my Taser.
(BEEPING)
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Oh, security breach
in Sub Lab 22.
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I can't wait for this
day to be over.
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Hold it right there. What
do you think you're doing?
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Hey, Jo. Just taking
my experiment home.
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And you are?
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Noah Drummer.
Condensed matter physicist.
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Well, I'm sorry,
Doctor Drummer,
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there's no authorization for you
to take your little ornament home.
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Actually,
it's crystallized hydrogen.
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Can't leave it here unattended
during the holidays. Too unstable.
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So you're shoving it
into a sack?
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Well, it's lined with non-ionizing
fiber and red tungsten.
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If my ornament's not handled
carefully, bad things could happen.
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Yes, it's very menacing.
What is it for, anyway?
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Just a little thing called
peace on earth.
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It's an energy source.
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Once fully formed, it'll provide
limitless power, very cheaply.
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One less reason for war.
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Well, that is a very
lovely concept.
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But nothing's going to happen
to it here, not on my watch.
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Not that I doubt your abilities, but
I'd really prefer to keep it with me.
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Yeah, I'm sorry, Doc.
The crystal stays here.
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All right.
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How's that?
Feels okay.
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Mostly I'm starving.
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That's weird. Me too.
You know what?
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It must be Vincent's amazing hors
d'oeuvres we're smelling from the party.
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You're all set.
Thanks.
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Merry Christmas,
Doctor Blake, Zoe.
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ALLISON: You're
all set, honey.
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Hey, you okay?
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Yeah.
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It's just always the
same thing every year.
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Dad can't wait to go home and it's always
so much better in theory than in reality.
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I'm just actually really
glad that we're stuck here.
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Me too. You know, we never get
to spend the holidays together.
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The more, the merrier.
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You really get
into it, huh?
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I just think we could all use a little
more magic in our lives, you know?
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Hey look, Secret Santa
struck again.
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What...
When did that get here?
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ZOE: Open it.
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(LAUGHS) Bunny slippers.
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I used to have a pair of these
when I was a kid. This is perfect.
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I got to find out
who this guy is.
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Kringle can run,
but he can't hide.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(SIREN WAILING)
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Oh, no.
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Can I help you?
Mr. Claus, I presume.
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Mr. Claus?
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Season's greetings, mate.
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Taggart, do you have
any idea what you've done?
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You've damaged our E.M.
Shield, our E.M. Shield!
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I did not. I was held up in
me lab running field tests.
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Tests for what?
For science, mate.
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I'm pioneering the field
of Santology.
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That's not a science.
It will be.
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Nearly every culture
has a myth about the man.
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Santa Claus, Pere Noel,
Kris Kringle, Saint Nick.
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I'm replicating everything he does and
explaining it with physics and technology.
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What about flying reindeer?
(DEVICE BEEPING)
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Holographic.
They're misbehaving currently.
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This little beauty runs
on a pulse detonation engine.
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All weather resistant.
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Uses state of the art
stealth technology
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(WHISPERING) to fly
invisibly under the radar.
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Taggart,
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your giant red sled
is neither stealthy
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nor invisible.
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00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:23,047
Well, I've still got
a few kinks to work out.
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00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:28,887
Now, be a Santa's little helper
and give us a tow back to G.D.
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Sure.
Cheers, mate.
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(SIGHS)
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(CLINKING GLASS)
(CLEARING THROAT)
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Friends, colleagues,
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I started planning this party
months ago,
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determined to provide an unforgettable,
yet fiscally responsible celebration.
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Today,
we gather together...
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Oh, save it, Fargo,
we're starving.
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CROWD: Yeah!
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Fine.
And without further ado...
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Okay, people, you've got two hours and
58 minutes until I shut this place down.
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Eat, drink, be merry.
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TAGGART: It was late
on Christmas Eve.
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I was just a wee lad,
no more than seven
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(WHISPERING) when I heard
something, and crept downstairs.
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That's when I saw him.
Just a glimpse.
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A quick flash of red
by the tree.
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Taggart, it was probably
your father in red pajamas.
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One might think.
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00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:04,381
But I found this
by the fireplace.
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Lint?
A tear from Santa's trousers.
227
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I've tested the fibers,
they're fire resistant.
228
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:17,562
Again, not Santa.
Red pajamas.
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00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:24,764
Also been working on a gadget
for easy chimney descension.
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And fancy this.
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I made it just for you.
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You went all out. Imagine all the
presents Santa has to fit in his sack.
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But by putting M-theory
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and the concept of 11th
dimensionality into practice...
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Yeah, wait, ho, ho, ho.
Wait, Santa's a physicist now?
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00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:47,354
Oh, he's very clever.
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He temporarily shifts matter
through the dimensional membrane.
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That way, objects can lose
mass but maintain integrity.
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(MACHINE WHIRRING)
Oh, oh, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Don't you want to
open your present?
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00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,476
Set her there, mate.
Come on. Come on.
242
00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,251
Holy smokes.
243
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:28,062
A can of "Christmas Cheer"?
244
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:29,623
Go on. Pop the top.
245
00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:36,299
(SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL)
246
00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:43,538
They're programmed
to your voice.
247
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:48,577
And they're yours for the day
every time you say, "Christmas. "
248
00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:53,319
Thanks, Taggart, for making
this a very creepy Christmas.
249
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:57,585
(SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL)
250
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:07,633
Santology? Yeah. I think
he's going for a degree.
251
00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:09,298
Something about
a minor in tooth fairy.
252
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,502
Well, myth and folklore
come from somewhere, Carter.
253
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,546
Some ancient cultures believed
that wrapping moldy bread on a wound
254
00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:15,910
would make it heal faster.
255
00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:17,573
Yeah, that's why
ancient cultures died out.
256
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,949
No, they didn't know that mold was
penicillin and it fought off infection.
257
00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:23,719
Yeah, but we're talking about
Santa Claus, not antibiotics.
258
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:28,624
As scientists, we have to explore all
possibilities, to be open to the "what if. "
259
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:34,830
Right there, great.
260
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,063
(SIGHS)
261
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:43,241
Oh, hey, Lupo, you want to tell
me what you want for Christmas?
262
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:46,139
This one's for naughty.
This one's for nice.
263
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:47,536
I'll pass.
264
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,340
Oh, come on. Where's
your Christmas spirit?
265
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,717
Seriously,
you okay?
266
00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:58,185
I have a town full of yahoos that
I have to babysit. I am super.
267
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,254
Taggart's Santa.
268
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,522
You just wrecked Christmas
with two words.
269
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,062
Hmm. Why is it
so hot in here?
270
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,655
I don't know. The A.C.
Is cranked up to 11.
271
00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,699
Oh, just, hey, hang on a minute.
Let me just grab a couple.
272
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:14,372
I just hope I made enough.
This crowd is ravenous.
273
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:15,829
Mmm.
274
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,309
Great. More crystal
lab issues.
275
00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:19,674
Do I want to know?
276
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,440
It's this tiny little
glowy thing.
277
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:24,175
I caught this strange scientist
trying to take it home earlier.
278
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:25,978
Well, this is G.D.
Be specific.
279
00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:28,178
Um, his name's Drummer.
280
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:30,786
Never heard of him.
281
00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:35,985
Doctor Drummer?
282
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:45,199
I thought you said
little glowy thing.
283
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,232
It used to be.
284
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,846
This is unbelievable.
Under normal conditions,
285
00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:07,415
it would take decades to crystallize
hydrogen into a sample this size.
286
00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:09,288
Key word, normal.
287
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,852
Is it me
or is it already bigger?
288
00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:14,724
Henry, what's going on?
I don't know,
289
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,268
but if it keeps growing at this rate,
it'll breach the lab in 20 minutes.
290
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:19,133
We need to move it
to a larger containment unit.
291
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,069
Doctor Drummer said
that it was unstable.
292
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,607
Uh... Wait,
it's going to explode?
293
00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:25,438
Well, yeah, if it... If it moves
beyond the protective shielding,
294
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,838
it could fracture
and... Boom.
295
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,443
Merry Christmas.
296
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:34,975
(SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL)
297
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,456
How do I turn this off?
Hang on, they're pretty good.
298
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,727
Henry. All right, all
right, find Doctor Drummer.
299
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,456
I'll supervise the transfer,
300
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:47,658
and maybe he can tell
us why this is expanding.
301
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:50,664
(CONTINUE SINGING)
302
00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:05,548
Man, that guy
must be roasting.
303
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,710
Tell me about it.
I had to ice my hot toddies.
304
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:15,091
Hey, Zane.
305
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:19,186
Are you crying?
306
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,899
What? No. No.
307
00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:27,161
I just got two tickets to see
Springsteen at the Meadowlands.
308
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,499
Let me guess, Secret Santa.
309
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:35,107
You too? The perfect
gift. Man, this guy's good.
310
00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:41,852
No one's even heard of Drummer.
We've been all through G.D.
311
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,854
There are no personnel
files for him.
312
00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:45,184
Well...
That's impossible.
313
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:48,192
There's no way that he could have access
to the lab, let alone get into G.D.
314
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,285
We've got to find him.
His experiment's growing.
315
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:53,296
Well, there has to be a way to
track him down. The D.O.D. Has files.
316
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:55,230
The glitch in the E.M.
Shield crashed our server.
317
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,631
We're cut off
from the outside world.
318
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:59,967
I'll find him. If he goes to
leave, he's going to hit a wall.
319
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:02,739
Wasn't me. I thought
Zane was my Secret Santa.
320
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,508
Why would you think that? Only
someone who could hack my computer
321
00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:09,206
would know I've been searching the
internet for years looking for this.
322
00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:14,552
Steve Austin.
Better. Stronger. Faster.
323
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:16,743
Seriously?
324
00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:19,818
It's authentic. Original
hinges, not a chip on it.
325
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,985
You have no idea how rare.
326
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,857
Okay, well, it wasn't Zane.
327
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,131
Well, then someone was thinking
of me, and I'm going to find him.
328
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:28,959
So you can thank him?
329
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:32,367
So I can suspend him. No one
hacks Fargo and gets away with it.
330
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:33,563
Not even Santa.
331
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,232
Okay.
332
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,602
Hello, Fargo.
333
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,876
Hi, Steve Austin.
334
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,214
(IMITATING SOUND EFFECT)
335
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,051
Wow.
336
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:56,360
ALLISON: The crystal is safe
in our largest containment lab.
337
00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:58,854
But I'd say
it's still growing.
338
00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:02,566
HENRY: What we need to do now
is calculate the expansion rate.
339
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,397
ALLISON: Right.
So we can figure out
340
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,903
how much time we have
before it outgrows this lab.
341
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:10,931
This image represents the density of
electrons within the crystal 10 minutes ago.
342
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,032
Anything unusual?
343
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:15,910
No, but we'll know more once I do
another diffraction scan as a comparison.
344
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:22,078
I don't care if we're on a wild goose
chase looking for this missing scientist.
345
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,917
At least it's time away
from that party.
346
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:25,217
You're not feeling
the merry, huh?
347
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:28,452
(SCOFFS) All the boozing and
schmoozing, lights and glitter.
348
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:30,188
It's Vegas,
not Christmas.
349
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,730
Well, if it makes you feel
any better, I wish I was home.
350
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,561
It's beautiful, Carter,
I'm all misty.
351
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,429
You know what, Jo,
you got a heart of stone.
352
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,434
Bah, humbug.
That's me.
353
00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,071
CARTER: Wow.
354
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:48,443
They look the same. Yeah, the
intermolecular spacing is identical.
355
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,713
ALLISON: Henry, what if...
356
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:54,142
Oh.
357
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:56,951
So the crystal hasn't changed. No.
358
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,556
(PHONE BEEPING)
359
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,217
Yeah? CARTER: Henry,
we're at the edge of town,
360
00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:08,193
and something else
has gotten way big.
361
00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:15,204
Well, no, it hasn't
gotten bigger.
362
00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:19,037
We've gotten smaller.
363
00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:33,447
Dun dun duh!
364
00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:36,284
So, what? The whole town was shrinking?
365
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,619
Oh, I'm telling it
how it happened.
366
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:40,732
GIRL: Even though
it's totally bogus.
367
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,062
(LAUGHING)
368
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:48,672
All right, I'll let you guys go
back to playing your video games.
369
00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:51,334
I won't waste
anymore of your time.
370
00:21:53,912 --> 00:21:58,008
Well, wait, I mean, you may as well
just finish the rest of the story.
371
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,550
BOY 2: Please, Sheriff Carter.
372
00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:04,386
All right.
373
00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:09,822
So, after we left the sign,
374
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:12,788
we went back
to Global Dynamics.
375
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:20,169
We and everything contained in the
E.M. Shield are getting smaller.
376
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:22,400
Why isn't the crystal
shrinking?
377
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,270
Well, because
it's one of the strongest
378
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,641
Bravais lattice atomic
structures in the universe.
379
00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:29,506
It's almost impossible
to alter or compress.
380
00:22:29,581 --> 00:22:32,209
But we get to shrink into
microscopic dots of nothingness.
381
00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:35,013
And as everything in Eureka
gets smaller,
382
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:38,420
the energy required
to compress radiates heat.
383
00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:40,014
Is that why it's like
a billion degrees in here?
384
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:41,423
Yes. And why
we've been so hungry.
385
00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:43,586
Our metabolism's
working overtime.
386
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:45,220
So what now?
387
00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:47,154
Maybe someone
outside of Eureka
388
00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:49,496
will see how small we are
and try to help us.
389
00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:51,433
Oh, like a
big-hearted elephant?
390
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:55,063
The road's closed, and nothing is
getting through that E.M. Shield.
391
00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:57,434
It's a pretty
bleak Christmas.
392
00:22:57,509 --> 00:23:00,603
(SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL)
393
00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:02,203
You must stop!
394
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:04,943
What's causing
the shrinkage?
395
00:23:05,016 --> 00:23:09,112
Yeah, I don't want to die a miniature,
though adorable, version of myself.
396
00:23:09,621 --> 00:23:12,522
CARTER: A miniature...
Taggart.
397
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:14,550
Let's go!
398
00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:17,651
(CONTINUE SINGING)
399
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:22,322
Taggart?
400
00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:30,836
Taggart?
401
00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:35,409
(GASPS)
402
00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:39,450
Ha! It works.
403
00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:42,714
Get me down.
404
00:23:43,855 --> 00:23:44,844
(GRUNTS)
405
00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:49,925
Of course, the man himself
packs a lot more paunch.
406
00:23:50,662 --> 00:23:52,061
I'll need
to widen the net.
407
00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:54,098
You can't trap Santa Claus.
408
00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:58,998
(SCOFFS) I'm Ahab. He's
my white bearded whale.
409
00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:03,998
F.Y.I., that didn't turn out
very well for either one of them.
410
00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:08,403
Now, the present you gave me,
the M-tracking, shifting...
411
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,141
Oh, good things come
in small packages.
412
00:24:10,215 --> 00:24:12,376
No, it's a big mess.
The whole town is shrinking.
413
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,440
(CHUCKLES)
414
00:24:16,021 --> 00:24:18,114
You're joking. Does this
look like my joking face?
415
00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:21,053
My device can't be
responsible.
416
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:24,560
Well, are you kidding me? Look where
you live, a device is always responsible.
417
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:27,864
The molecular transfer field
is very precise.
418
00:24:29,367 --> 00:24:33,895
Atoms shift from our dimension
in space-time to another.
419
00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:43,743
Leaving us with this.
420
00:24:46,918 --> 00:24:48,909
See? Tip top.
It's not my device.
421
00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:50,453
(BEEPING)
422
00:24:50,856 --> 00:24:52,585
That can't be good.
423
00:24:55,594 --> 00:24:59,052
The transfer field's expanded
beyond the target area.
424
00:25:00,098 --> 00:25:01,429
Expanded by how much?
425
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,694
Oh, roughly, um,
426
00:25:04,469 --> 00:25:05,561
the whole town.
427
00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:11,608
Eureka's getting smaller
by the minute.
428
00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:14,201
It looks like the only thing
containing the miniaturization effect
429
00:25:14,279 --> 00:25:16,645
is the E.M. Shield.
430
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:20,644
And the E.M. Shield is a
big sparking mess right now.
431
00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:22,152
I don't understand.
432
00:25:23,054 --> 00:25:29,357
Unless it tried to miniaturize an item so
dense it overtaxed the containment unit.
433
00:25:29,761 --> 00:25:32,855
But I was very careful to
avoid unusually dense material.
434
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,764
Unusually dense,
like this?
435
00:25:50,582 --> 00:25:52,777
Fruit cake?
I beg your pardon?
436
00:25:52,851 --> 00:25:54,751
You used Taggart's shrinking
machine, didn't you?
437
00:25:55,253 --> 00:25:59,053
(STAMMERING) I'm sure I don't
know what you're talking about.
438
00:25:59,124 --> 00:26:00,489
Oh, really?
439
00:26:00,592 --> 00:26:02,457
Hi. Those little pieces
aren't pieces at all, are they?
440
00:26:02,527 --> 00:26:05,462
They're entire freaking cakes. Do you
know how many calories I've ingested?
441
00:26:05,530 --> 00:26:06,929
I just...
(EXCLAIMS)
442
00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:10,429
I just wanted to make a fruit cake
that wouldn't be the object of ridicule.
443
00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:12,663
I mean, they get
such a bad rap, Sheriff!
444
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,138
(SIGHS) How'd you
get in there?
445
00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:19,375
The molecular gastronomy
department across the hall.
446
00:26:19,444 --> 00:26:21,537
I consult from time to time.
447
00:26:21,846 --> 00:26:23,404
Mmm. Keep talking.
448
00:26:23,848 --> 00:26:27,750
Well, I re-shrunk each cake
about a half a dozen times.
449
00:26:28,386 --> 00:26:32,152
It's the only way to maximize the
fruity, nutty goodness that is fruit cake.
450
00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:35,158
Why are you looking at
me like that? No reason.
451
00:26:35,293 --> 00:26:37,420
I'm so sorry, Sheriff.
452
00:26:37,796 --> 00:26:40,196
You'd think a Santa lab
would be a safe place.
453
00:26:40,298 --> 00:26:42,095
(BEEPING)
Yeah, you'd think.
454
00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:44,230
What's wrong now?
455
00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:46,059
What isn't?
456
00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:52,240
(WIND BLOWING)
457
00:26:56,982 --> 00:26:58,916
Oh, wow.
458
00:27:02,921 --> 00:27:07,324
Hey, Jo, some stuff just
blew into town. Um, big stuff.
459
00:27:07,425 --> 00:27:08,756
Keep everybody
inside, okay?
460
00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:13,991
Uh, hey everybody,
can I have your attention?
461
00:27:14,065 --> 00:27:16,693
I need you stay inside
off the streets, please.
462
00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:18,736
Everybody, can you
get off the streets?
463
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:27,976
(RUMBLING)
464
00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:33,144
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
465
00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:38,617
(YELLING)
466
00:27:54,239 --> 00:27:55,797
You okay?
All right.
467
00:27:59,911 --> 00:28:01,139
(YELLING)
468
00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:02,602
(GRUNTS)
469
00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:09,545
So I understand
we're all shrinking.
470
00:28:10,155 --> 00:28:12,214
Doctor Drummer,
where have you been?
471
00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:15,691
Enjoying the party. You missed
out. There was fruit cake.
472
00:28:16,227 --> 00:28:17,717
I'm aware. Thanks.
473
00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:19,754
Candy cane?
474
00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:25,062
No, thank you. Look, there's a serious
situation with your peace on earth crystal.
475
00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:27,768
The containment lab
is closing in on it.
476
00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:29,496
I told you it had
to be protected.
477
00:28:29,574 --> 00:28:32,737
You were right, and
now you have to fix it.
478
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,812
I know.
Okay.
479
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:39,210
When did you stop liking
candy canes? Do you remember?
480
00:28:41,252 --> 00:28:42,844
When I had to grow up.
481
00:28:43,321 --> 00:28:46,188
I know the holidays can be
tough on military families.
482
00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:51,820
Can we go now?
483
00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:56,262
Sure.
After you, Josephina.
484
00:29:08,613 --> 00:29:11,446
If you can't shrink
your crystal, Doctor Drummer,
485
00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:14,679
it's gonna blow our little
bits into little bits.
486
00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:16,713
Have faith, Doctor Taggart.
487
00:29:16,788 --> 00:29:17,982
Once we boost the power,
488
00:29:18,056 --> 00:29:19,387
your device should be
very effective.
489
00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:23,382
But even if we shrink the crystal,
we still have to un-shrink us.
490
00:29:23,561 --> 00:29:25,290
You'll figure
out a way, Henry.
491
00:29:25,363 --> 00:29:26,421
You always do.
492
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:29,590
(STAMMERING)
Have we met before?
493
00:29:30,802 --> 00:29:33,100
We've crossed paths
a few times.
494
00:29:35,507 --> 00:29:36,997
Hey, how much juice
are you giving this?
495
00:29:37,075 --> 00:29:38,838
A megawatt.
Better double it.
496
00:29:38,910 --> 00:29:40,901
Focused energy is the key.
497
00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:45,416
You know, your crystal's
electron density is very unusual.
498
00:29:45,483 --> 00:29:47,576
I mean, even
for crystallized hydrogen.
499
00:29:47,652 --> 00:29:48,983
Mmm-hmm.
500
00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:53,515
It has an extra element
that makes it unique.
501
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,527
Doctor Drummer, there
shouldn't be secrets in science.
502
00:29:58,663 --> 00:30:00,790
Oh, it shouldn't always
be about science.
503
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:03,760
Some things are better
left unexplained.
504
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,542
Sweetheart, just go ahead
and eat what you want.
505
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:22,313
Yeah, listen, I made pudding,
cake, four kinds of pies and...
506
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,383
Yeah Jenna's... Jenna's
favorite is the apple.
507
00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:30,427
I know. I know, baby. I'll be
there as soon as I can. I'm sorry.
508
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:33,429
I love you too.
509
00:30:34,032 --> 00:30:35,124
Okay, bye.
510
00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:36,893
(SIGHS)
511
00:30:36,968 --> 00:30:38,697
So, the three wise men
are on it.
512
00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:41,238
We might actually put an
end to this horrible day.
513
00:30:41,706 --> 00:30:43,731
Okay, Carter, we all know that
you're miserable being stuck here,
514
00:30:43,808 --> 00:30:46,299
but you don't have to
ruin it for the rest of us.
515
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,904
No, no, no, no,
That's not what I meant.
516
00:30:49,447 --> 00:30:51,438
Oh, sorry.
517
00:30:52,917 --> 00:30:54,646
I just like Christmas.
518
00:30:54,953 --> 00:30:57,183
I know you do.
I mean, you go all out.
519
00:30:57,255 --> 00:30:59,223
You're making four
different kinds of pies.
520
00:30:59,824 --> 00:31:02,918
You know, it's because
I've never had what you have.
521
00:31:03,094 --> 00:31:04,186
What I have?
522
00:31:04,262 --> 00:31:07,288
I love how your family
gets together to celebrate.
523
00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:09,091
Oh.
524
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,034
I grew up with a more practical
version of the holiday.
525
00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:15,705
Practical doesn't sound fun.
526
00:31:15,773 --> 00:31:17,001
No.
527
00:31:18,443 --> 00:31:22,675
My parents,
they're wonderful, but...
528
00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:28,549
Well, they're scientists, so they
put their faith in hard facts.
529
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:31,983
So yeah, I got presents,
but they weren't from Santa
530
00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:34,820
because my parents told me
that he wasn't real and...
531
00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:41,056
My gifts, they were never wrapped
because, well, that's a waste of paper.
532
00:31:43,101 --> 00:31:44,090
Ah.
533
00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:49,999
So, I know that it sounds silly but
I want my kids to have what I missed.
534
00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:52,372
I want the magic.
535
00:31:55,346 --> 00:31:56,973
So I do too much.
536
00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:01,385
I think you do it right.
537
00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:07,852
Thanks.
538
00:32:10,361 --> 00:32:13,819
This procedure is very risky. We have to
shrink the crystal without making it explode.
539
00:32:13,898 --> 00:32:18,232
Or we could have a front row
seat for a new inflationary epoch.
540
00:32:18,303 --> 00:32:21,602
Hmm... A few moments after the Big Bang,
541
00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:24,642
the universe underwent
an extremely rapid expansion.
542
00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:29,009
Well, isn't expansion
what we're trying to do to us?
543
00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:33,941
That's right. We need
to make it explode,
544
00:32:34,018 --> 00:32:36,145
that way we reverse
the dimensional shunting...
545
00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:37,619
Make us big again.
546
00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:39,247
But we can't
blow it up here.
547
00:32:39,324 --> 00:32:41,155
The energy release
will be massive.
548
00:32:41,225 --> 00:32:42,852
But, no, no, no, no.
If we shrink the crystal,
549
00:32:42,927 --> 00:32:45,191
and then detonate it at the
highest point of the E.M. Shield,
550
00:32:45,263 --> 00:32:46,924
it'll be like throwing up
a live grenade.
551
00:32:46,998 --> 00:32:48,795
First we need to see
if she gets any smaller.
552
00:32:49,434 --> 00:32:51,026
Fingers crossed.
553
00:32:51,569 --> 00:32:53,833
Make a Christmas
wish, mini mates.
554
00:33:06,351 --> 00:33:08,649
All right, let's get
this puppy airborne!
555
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,187
Before the puppy explodes.
556
00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:11,619
That's going to be
a problem.
557
00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:14,522
Heat plus shrinking equals not
so healthy for our helicopters.
558
00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:16,422
The rotors are
completely warped.
559
00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:18,223
Of course. Now we have
no way to transport it.
560
00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:20,695
Well, there is
one way, mate.
561
00:33:21,199 --> 00:33:24,464
But I'll need
a little helper.
562
00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:28,828
I'll fire her up.
563
00:33:28,906 --> 00:33:31,841
(TAGGART SINGING
CHRISTMAS CAROL)
564
00:33:34,979 --> 00:33:36,344
I'm not wearing a pointy hat.
565
00:33:36,414 --> 00:33:37,904
Fa, la, la, la, la.
566
00:33:45,456 --> 00:33:46,718
Contact.
567
00:33:50,595 --> 00:33:53,564
(CARTER SCREAMING)
568
00:34:00,104 --> 00:34:02,572
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
569
00:34:05,510 --> 00:34:08,604
Create seatbelts?
Claus doesn't use 'em.
570
00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:10,408
Claus isn't flying.
571
00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:14,848
I've logged 300 hours of flight
time from Anchorage to Sydney.
572
00:34:15,286 --> 00:34:16,446
(YELLS)
573
00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:19,752
TAGGART: Just
an air pocket, mate.
574
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:23,190
Okay,
all clear.
575
00:34:23,594 --> 00:34:24,583
Okay.
576
00:34:27,698 --> 00:34:28,926
Taggart!
577
00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:32,030
We have to go higher.
578
00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:35,362
Hang tight!
(SCREAMING)
579
00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:44,676
(WHOOPING)
580
00:34:47,518 --> 00:34:50,578
Here we go!
Peak of the E.M. Shield!
581
00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:52,520
Okay. Grab the crystal.
582
00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,452
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Autopilot engaged.
583
00:34:56,661 --> 00:34:58,253
CARTER: On my mark!
584
00:34:58,362 --> 00:35:00,887
Steady now.
We only get one shot.
585
00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:03,324
No pressure then.
And...
586
00:35:04,902 --> 00:35:05,891
Pull!
587
00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:16,277
(TAGGART YELLING)
588
00:35:17,348 --> 00:35:18,713
Ripper shot, mate!
589
00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:21,514
Get it down!
Fine, fine.
590
00:35:22,386 --> 00:35:25,116
But let's do it in style.
591
00:35:34,365 --> 00:35:35,662
(SCREAMING)
592
00:35:41,372 --> 00:35:42,361
TAGGART: Yahoo!
593
00:35:51,616 --> 00:35:53,914
Cleanup would be so much easier
if only we'd gotten bigger
594
00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,180
but the trash stayed small. Hmm.
595
00:35:56,254 --> 00:35:58,654
I say leave it till tomorrow.
It's been a rough day.
596
00:35:58,723 --> 00:36:01,021
All my planning,
what a fiasco.
597
00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:02,992
Are you kidding, Fargo?
598
00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:05,358
This was the best
holiday party ever.
599
00:36:05,963 --> 00:36:07,828
Not that I got
to enjoy it, but...
600
00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:09,259
Thanks, Jo.
601
00:36:13,237 --> 00:36:15,501
Now go.
Everyone's at Caf� Diem.
602
00:36:16,207 --> 00:36:17,674
You're not coming?
603
00:36:18,075 --> 00:36:19,474
In a minute.
604
00:36:26,217 --> 00:36:28,208
(HUMMING)
605
00:36:41,299 --> 00:36:42,596
ZOE: Hello, Jo.
606
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,830
Or should I say,
Secret Santa?
607
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,899
What are you
talking about?
608
00:36:51,976 --> 00:36:54,342
You know what kind
of music I like.
609
00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:57,739
And Allison's stories
about Christmas as a kid.
610
00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:02,448
And you've probably seen Fargo search
the web a million times for his lunchbox.
611
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:03,978
Go away.
612
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,717
But one thing
that just didn't fit
613
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,689
was that you hate Christmas.
614
00:37:11,462 --> 00:37:12,986
But you don't, do you?
615
00:37:17,835 --> 00:37:21,669
When I was a kid,
my favorite thing to do
616
00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:25,368
was to give something
special to my brothers
617
00:37:25,776 --> 00:37:29,542
and just watch them light up
when they opened their gifts.
618
00:37:31,215 --> 00:37:32,773
Okay, so...
619
00:37:33,784 --> 00:37:35,251
So now,
620
00:37:38,222 --> 00:37:40,122
they're all in the
service, in harm's way.
621
00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,161
We haven't spent Christmas
together in years.
622
00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:52,127
Well, I'm glad that at least
we get to spend it together.
623
00:37:55,539 --> 00:37:56,904
Yeah, me too.
624
00:37:59,377 --> 00:38:00,639
So, what did you get
for my dad?
625
00:38:01,512 --> 00:38:04,845
He was tough,
but I think I nailed it.
626
00:38:05,149 --> 00:38:06,138
Really?
627
00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:07,710
(CHEERING)
628
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,321
All right!
629
00:38:17,428 --> 00:38:18,793
Yeah! Hey!
630
00:38:27,738 --> 00:38:28,966
How was your flight?
631
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:33,033
Bumpy. Yeah, so, Henry,
are we bigger?
632
00:38:33,611 --> 00:38:34,737
Back to normal.
633
00:38:35,379 --> 00:38:37,438
Ah, not quite.
634
00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:41,610
Part of your crystal
still seems to be up there.
635
00:38:41,686 --> 00:38:43,153
Would you look at that.
636
00:38:48,859 --> 00:38:50,588
It's snowing.
637
00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:56,625
The rapid expansion must have cooled
the moisture in our atmosphere.
638
00:38:56,701 --> 00:38:59,465
Henry, Henry, it's snowing.
639
00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:02,002
It's snowing.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
640
00:39:07,545 --> 00:39:10,013
Hi, we haven't met.
I'm...
641
00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:12,106
Jack Carter.
Yeah.
642
00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:14,349
Holiday to remember, huh?
643
00:39:14,418 --> 00:39:16,511
Even by Eureka's standards.
644
00:39:17,788 --> 00:39:20,154
You were supposed to be
with your family.
645
00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:23,517
Yeah.
Yeah, I was.
646
00:39:25,663 --> 00:39:28,063
I'm glad it all
worked out for you then.
647
00:39:34,004 --> 00:39:35,198
TAGGART: Cagey bugger.
648
00:39:35,272 --> 00:39:37,467
Beg your pardon?
Oh, I'm onto you now.
649
00:39:39,443 --> 00:39:40,933
Let's you and me
have a sit down.
650
00:39:41,011 --> 00:39:42,137
I've got
a lot of questions.
651
00:39:42,747 --> 00:39:46,046
I'm afraid you're going to have to keep
them, because I've got an errand to run.
652
00:39:47,084 --> 00:39:49,746
You can't leave.
I finally found ya.
653
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:54,252
I'm not quite sure what you mean,
but don't worry, I'll be back.
654
00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:56,586
Same time next year.
655
00:40:09,006 --> 00:40:09,995
Huh.
656
00:40:10,508 --> 00:40:12,135
BOY 1: Sheriff Carter...
657
00:40:12,309 --> 00:40:16,678
Please tell me that you're not suggesting
that this Drummer dude is Santa.
658
00:40:16,981 --> 00:40:19,040
I'm just sharing the story.
659
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,309
You guys can believe
what you want.
660
00:40:22,019 --> 00:40:23,748
Was any of that true?
661
00:40:23,954 --> 00:40:27,219
All of it, but here's
the absolute truth.
662
00:40:27,992 --> 00:40:31,393
Spending the holidays with
friends and family in Eureka,
663
00:40:32,763 --> 00:40:34,287
that's the best
gift of all.
664
00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:37,494
Wow, man,
way too sappy.
665
00:40:38,235 --> 00:40:39,725
Seriously. I got a cavity.
666
00:40:41,472 --> 00:40:44,566
Yeah, but it's a pretty
decent story, dude. Thanks.
667
00:40:48,245 --> 00:40:50,042
Thanks, Sheriff.
BOY 2: Thank you.
668
00:40:57,621 --> 00:40:58,815
(SIGHS)
669
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:03,787
HENRY: We live in a community where
every day we are presented with
670
00:41:05,896 --> 00:41:07,591
unique challenges.
671
00:41:08,499 --> 00:41:12,230
But today, let's
remember and rejoice
672
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,828
at how wonderful
it is to be alive,
673
00:41:15,339 --> 00:41:18,308
and how lucky
we are to be together.
674
00:41:18,876 --> 00:41:20,138
Here, here.
675
00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:21,678
ALL: Cheers.
676
00:41:22,513 --> 00:41:23,980
What is that?
677
00:41:26,350 --> 00:41:28,682
I don't know.
You better open it.
678
00:41:43,567 --> 00:41:44,932
ZOE: What do you think?
679
00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:49,400
It's perfect.
680
00:41:51,308 --> 00:41:55,074
You know, we could probably make
it home if you still want to go.
681
00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:00,248
We are home.
682
00:42:04,488 --> 00:42:07,184
Merry Christmas, Dad.
Merry Christmas.
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