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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:17,941 Evening, Sheriff. Cold enough for you? 2 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,680 Yeah. Exactly how the holidays should be. 3 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:23,051 Hey, guys. Happy holidays. 4 00:00:23,289 --> 00:00:24,313 What's up? 5 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:25,881 Yeah. Whatever. 6 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:29,461 What's up with them? Yeah, they're cranky because we're snowbound. 7 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:31,895 Their vacation plans are pretty much ruined. 8 00:00:33,066 --> 00:00:34,260 Oh. 9 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:38,563 Um, why don't you make a round of hot chocolate? 10 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:40,799 Keep them coming. You got it. 11 00:00:41,674 --> 00:00:45,508 Hey, guys. So, stuck in Eureka for the holidays, huh? 12 00:00:46,012 --> 00:00:48,845 I used to try to escape Eureka at Christmas 13 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:52,373 until one year when I got stranded here. 14 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,411 Yeah. It was crazy. 15 00:00:57,924 --> 00:01:00,586 (CHUCKLING) Okay, gather 'round. 16 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,627 You can hear all about it. Do we have to? 17 00:01:03,096 --> 00:01:05,030 Sheriff's badge says yes. (KIDS SIGHING) 18 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:16,139 There you go. Enjoy. 19 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:17,198 Oh, boy. 20 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:20,405 Ah. 21 00:01:21,614 --> 00:01:24,105 It was deep in December and, like every year, 22 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:27,176 Zoe and I were heading out of town to spend the holiday 23 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:28,914 with family, which was great 24 00:01:28,988 --> 00:01:32,924 because it was one of the hottest Christmas weeks Eureka had ever seen. 25 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,022 What's going on? 26 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,895 You can't leave, Sheriff. 27 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:41,228 No one in or out. 28 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:43,895 The electromagnetic shield over Eureka's malfunctioning. 29 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:48,636 Doesn't look like anything's... (SCREAMS) 30 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:54,274 Right now, it's more electro than magnetic. It's getting worse. 31 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:56,444 You better shut that thing down. 32 00:01:56,516 --> 00:02:00,452 And leave Global Dynamics vulnerable to the prying eyes of the rest of the world? 33 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:01,918 Sorry, Sheriff, no can do. 34 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,717 So, we're trapped here for Christmas? 35 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:08,621 It's 85 degrees. 36 00:02:08,695 --> 00:02:11,220 Dad, they're trying to fix it. Just let them. 37 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:15,193 All right, well, don't overexert yourselves. 38 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:17,465 We'll make the best of it. 39 00:02:19,038 --> 00:02:20,335 Merry Christmas! 40 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:25,069 ZOE: Wait, so you make elf footprints? 41 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:28,706 Yeah, you dip little sponges shaped like shoes in baby powder 44 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:36,881 You can't let a little heat ruin your holiday. 45 00:02:36,956 --> 00:02:40,084 Today I have strung up cranberries, we have baked gingerbread. 46 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,095 All right, feast your eyes, people. 47 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:48,260 Limited edition, copper cast from my Secret Santa. 48 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:50,526 Oh, and he left this for you. 49 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:53,201 For me? Wow, how cool. 50 00:02:54,073 --> 00:02:57,338 You know who it is? No. That's why he's a secret. 51 00:02:58,244 --> 00:02:59,472 Open it. 52 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:00,911 Come on. 53 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,850 Oh, wow, The Clash on vinyl. 54 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:09,081 I love them. I wonder who knew. 55 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:13,524 Not you. Well, come on... 56 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:14,784 (LAUGHS) 57 00:03:14,861 --> 00:03:16,556 No, I couldn't have. 58 00:03:16,629 --> 00:03:17,960 ALLISON: No, wasn't me. 59 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:21,057 Well, this is my little gift to all of you. 60 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:23,999 You say little. 61 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:27,966 Is that meatloaf? It's fruit cake. 62 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:33,535 Oh. Um, yeah, I'm still digesting a piece from last year. 63 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:36,741 No, no, no, trust me. This is like a little Christmas miracle. 64 00:03:36,816 --> 00:03:38,841 Eat it. Eat it. VINCENT: Come on. 65 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,815 (ALLISON LAUGHS) 66 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,754 Oh. Holy cow! 67 00:03:48,928 --> 00:03:50,054 Oh! 68 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:54,595 That... Even the raisins are incredible. 69 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,463 I blended 96 different varieties. 70 00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:58,470 Everything from Alexandroulis to Zilvaca. 71 00:03:58,538 --> 00:04:00,165 How do you get them all in one piece? 72 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,299 That, my friend, is the secret. 73 00:04:02,475 --> 00:04:03,999 CARTER: Mmm. 74 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,510 (BEEPING) 75 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:06,772 Oh. 76 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:09,041 What's going on? 77 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:10,309 It's a code 12. 78 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:12,647 Air assault. We have a bogey. (SIREN BLARING) 79 00:04:12,719 --> 00:04:15,347 All right, everybody, down! Down! Take cover. 80 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:16,615 All right, stay inside! 81 00:04:17,223 --> 00:04:18,747 (SIRENS WAILING) 82 00:04:20,226 --> 00:04:22,888 All right, everyone, can I have your attention? Can you get inside, please? 83 00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:25,260 This is not a drill. Possible airstrike headed for town! 84 00:04:25,331 --> 00:04:27,731 Everyone, get off the streets now. Thank you. 85 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,702 Get into position. 86 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:33,068 CARTER: Sir, thank you, inside. Keep it going. 87 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,764 Everybody inside. Inside. Thank you. 88 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:37,605 JO: Ready? Clear! Clear the road! 89 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:40,374 JO: Steady. What's up, Jo? 90 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,476 First someone messed with our E.M. Shield, now we're under attack. 91 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:44,776 From what? 92 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:48,651 G.D. Radar detected an unauthorized vehicle in our airspace over town. 93 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:50,345 (BEEPING) Bogey's crossed the threshold. 94 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:52,152 Weapons hot! Take aim! 95 00:04:58,231 --> 00:05:00,324 Oh, hey, hang on! That's not a plane! 96 00:05:04,904 --> 00:05:06,462 Hold your fire! Hold your fire! 97 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:24,583 Ho! Ho! Ho! Crap! 98 00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:41,501 BOY 1: Santa's sleigh? Seriously? 99 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:43,599 You don't believe me? GIRL: Where do I start? 100 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,874 One, reindeer can't fly. 101 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:48,311 Well, stranger things have happened in Eureka. 102 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:51,578 Yeah? And who was driving this tactical assault sleigh? 103 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:54,346 I'm getting to that. So... 104 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:58,384 It's not every day we get to track down a runaway Santa. 105 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:01,256 So Jo and I, we jump at the chance. 106 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:04,856 I want nothing to do with this. 107 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:07,024 Oh, like I do. Hey, the town's your turf. 108 00:06:07,266 --> 00:06:09,700 Which your trigger happy Santa SWAT team invaded. 109 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:12,602 Sorry, Carter... Holiday party starts soon at G.D. 110 00:06:12,672 --> 00:06:14,139 And I'm on crowd control. 111 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,004 Oh, well, that's... ZOE: Hey. 112 00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:17,872 Shouldn't you guys be chasing down Kringle? 113 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:21,878 No, what I should be doing is drinking winter ale with your uncles, watching ball games. 114 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:23,848 And by watching he means arguing. 115 00:06:23,983 --> 00:06:26,213 Yes. Is there someplace else I can be useful? Please. 116 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:28,787 Oh, I'm sure Allison could use some help at G.D. 117 00:06:28,855 --> 00:06:32,313 A few people got banged up avoiding Santa. I'll take you. 118 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:34,221 Perfect. See you, Dad. Oh. 119 00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:36,317 Give Santa my best. 120 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:41,198 Chase down a fake stupid Santa. 121 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:42,757 It's like 900 degrees. 122 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:44,234 I'm never going to get home... 123 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:45,701 FARGO: To the left. Yes, chief. 124 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:48,570 No the other left. Relax, Fargo, it's just a party. 125 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:50,108 No, it's the party. The time where 126 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:52,701 G.D. Family comes together in the spirit of giving. 127 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:54,542 More candles. It's time all you geeks 128 00:06:54,847 --> 00:06:56,405 fly your freak flags every year. 129 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:58,609 No, that's Comic Con. Look... 130 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:01,083 I've got a tight budget and a building full of people to feed. 131 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:03,588 If we run low on latkes, believe me, things will get ugly. 132 00:07:03,723 --> 00:07:05,691 I will charge my Taser. (BEEPING) 133 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,656 Oh, security breach in Sub Lab 22. 134 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:11,930 I can't wait for this day to be over. 135 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:22,403 Hold it right there. What do you think you're doing? 136 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:26,036 Hey, Jo. Just taking my experiment home. 137 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,837 And you are? 138 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:30,344 Noah Drummer. Condensed matter physicist. 139 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:33,146 Well, I'm sorry, Doctor Drummer, 140 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:35,380 there's no authorization for you to take your little ornament home. 141 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,889 Actually, it's crystallized hydrogen. 142 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:41,287 Can't leave it here unattended during the holidays. Too unstable. 143 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:42,952 So you're shoving it into a sack? 144 00:07:43,029 --> 00:07:45,691 Well, it's lined with non-ionizing fiber and red tungsten. 145 00:07:46,065 --> 00:07:50,559 If my ornament's not handled carefully, bad things could happen. 146 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:56,305 Yes, it's very menacing. What is it for, anyway? 147 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:58,366 Just a little thing called peace on earth. 148 00:07:59,512 --> 00:08:00,945 It's an energy source. 149 00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:04,608 Once fully formed, it'll provide limitless power, very cheaply. 150 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:06,583 One less reason for war. 151 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:11,119 Well, that is a very lovely concept. 152 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,986 But nothing's going to happen to it here, not on my watch. 153 00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:17,562 Not that I doubt your abilities, but I'd really prefer to keep it with me. 154 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:21,324 Yeah, I'm sorry, Doc. The crystal stays here. 155 00:08:23,603 --> 00:08:25,036 All right. 156 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,280 How's that? Feels okay. 157 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,818 Mostly I'm starving. 158 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,477 That's weird. Me too. You know what? 159 00:08:41,554 --> 00:08:44,955 It must be Vincent's amazing hors d'oeuvres we're smelling from the party. 160 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:46,013 You're all set. Thanks. 161 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:47,992 Merry Christmas, Doctor Blake, Zoe. 162 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:49,960 ALLISON: You're all set, honey. 163 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:52,961 Hey, you okay? 164 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:54,558 Yeah. 165 00:08:56,769 --> 00:08:58,862 It's just always the same thing every year. 166 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:03,841 Dad can't wait to go home and it's always so much better in theory than in reality. 167 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:06,902 I'm just actually really glad that we're stuck here. 168 00:09:06,979 --> 00:09:09,539 Me too. You know, we never get to spend the holidays together. 169 00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:10,980 The more, the merrier. 170 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,817 You really get into it, huh? 171 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:17,015 I just think we could all use a little more magic in our lives, you know? 172 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:21,392 Hey look, Secret Santa struck again. 173 00:09:23,362 --> 00:09:25,887 What... When did that get here? 174 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:27,364 ZOE: Open it. 175 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:39,244 (LAUGHS) Bunny slippers. 176 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:42,979 I used to have a pair of these when I was a kid. This is perfect. 177 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:45,279 I got to find out who this guy is. 178 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:47,046 Kringle can run, but he can't hide. 179 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,043 (CHUCKLES) 180 00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:51,919 (SIREN WAILING) 181 00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:01,159 Oh, no. 182 00:10:03,302 --> 00:10:06,897 Can I help you? Mr. Claus, I presume. 183 00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:12,904 Mr. Claus? 184 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:16,645 Season's greetings, mate. 185 00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:18,944 Taggart, do you have any idea what you've done? 186 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:22,745 You've damaged our E.M. Shield, our E.M. Shield! 187 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:26,588 I did not. I was held up in me lab running field tests. 188 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:29,359 Tests for what? For science, mate. 189 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:32,662 I'm pioneering the field of Santology. 190 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,758 That's not a science. It will be. 191 00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:38,968 Nearly every culture has a myth about the man. 192 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:44,408 Santa Claus, Pere Noel, Kris Kringle, Saint Nick. 193 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:48,670 I'm replicating everything he does and explaining it with physics and technology. 194 00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:51,581 What about flying reindeer? (DEVICE BEEPING) 195 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,944 Holographic. They're misbehaving currently. 196 00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:01,693 This little beauty runs on a pulse detonation engine. 197 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:03,924 All weather resistant. 198 00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:06,854 Uses state of the art stealth technology 199 00:11:06,932 --> 00:11:09,560 (WHISPERING) to fly invisibly under the radar. 200 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:12,932 Taggart, 201 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:16,971 your giant red sled is neither stealthy 202 00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:19,566 nor invisible. 203 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:23,047 Well, I've still got a few kinks to work out. 204 00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:28,887 Now, be a Santa's little helper and give us a tow back to G.D. 205 00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:33,748 Sure. Cheers, mate. 206 00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:35,315 (SIGHS) 207 00:11:38,397 --> 00:11:39,728 (CLINKING GLASS) (CLEARING THROAT) 208 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:41,767 Friends, colleagues, 209 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:44,162 I started planning this party months ago, 210 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:48,332 determined to provide an unforgettable, yet fiscally responsible celebration. 211 00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:50,703 Today, we gather together... 212 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:52,767 Oh, save it, Fargo, we're starving. 213 00:11:52,845 --> 00:11:54,312 CROWD: Yeah! 214 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,746 Fine. And without further ado... 215 00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:01,285 (CROWD CHEERING) 216 00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:08,818 Okay, people, you've got two hours and 58 minutes until I shut this place down. 217 00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:11,290 Eat, drink, be merry. 218 00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:34,281 TAGGART: It was late on Christmas Eve. 219 00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:38,683 I was just a wee lad, no more than seven 220 00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:42,987 (WHISPERING) when I heard something, and crept downstairs. 221 00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:50,034 That's when I saw him. Just a glimpse. 222 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:53,071 A quick flash of red by the tree. 223 00:12:53,205 --> 00:12:56,868 Taggart, it was probably your father in red pajamas. 224 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,669 One might think. 225 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:04,381 But I found this by the fireplace. 226 00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:09,552 Lint? A tear from Santa's trousers. 227 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,156 I've tested the fibers, they're fire resistant. 228 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:17,562 Again, not Santa. Red pajamas. 229 00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:24,764 Also been working on a gadget for easy chimney descension. 230 00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:29,298 And fancy this. 231 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:32,344 I made it just for you. 232 00:13:33,612 --> 00:13:37,605 You went all out. Imagine all the presents Santa has to fit in his sack. 233 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,375 But by putting M-theory 234 00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:42,181 and the concept of 11th dimensionality into practice... 235 00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:45,189 Yeah, wait, ho, ho, ho. Wait, Santa's a physicist now? 236 00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:47,354 Oh, he's very clever. 237 00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:51,688 He temporarily shifts matter through the dimensional membrane. 238 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:55,992 That way, objects can lose mass but maintain integrity. 239 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,663 (MACHINE WHIRRING) Oh, oh, hey, hey, hey, hey! 240 00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:00,667 Don't you want to open your present? 241 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,476 Set her there, mate. Come on. Come on. 242 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,251 Holy smokes. 243 00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:28,062 A can of "Christmas Cheer"? 244 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:29,623 Go on. Pop the top. 245 00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:36,299 (SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL) 246 00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:43,538 They're programmed to your voice. 247 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:48,577 And they're yours for the day every time you say, "Christmas. " 248 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:53,319 Thanks, Taggart, for making this a very creepy Christmas. 249 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:57,585 (SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL) 250 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:07,633 Santology? Yeah. I think he's going for a degree. 251 00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:09,298 Something about a minor in tooth fairy. 252 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,502 Well, myth and folklore come from somewhere, Carter. 253 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,546 Some ancient cultures believed that wrapping moldy bread on a wound 254 00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:15,910 would make it heal faster. 255 00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:17,573 Yeah, that's why ancient cultures died out. 256 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:20,949 No, they didn't know that mold was penicillin and it fought off infection. 257 00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:23,719 Yeah, but we're talking about Santa Claus, not antibiotics. 258 00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:28,624 As scientists, we have to explore all possibilities, to be open to the "what if. " 259 00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:34,830 Right there, great. 260 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,063 (SIGHS) 261 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:43,241 Oh, hey, Lupo, you want to tell me what you want for Christmas? 262 00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:46,139 This one's for naughty. This one's for nice. 263 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:47,536 I'll pass. 264 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,340 Oh, come on. Where's your Christmas spirit? 265 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,717 Seriously, you okay? 266 00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:58,185 I have a town full of yahoos that I have to babysit. I am super. 267 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,254 Taggart's Santa. 268 00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,522 You just wrecked Christmas with two words. 269 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,062 Hmm. Why is it so hot in here? 270 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,655 I don't know. The A.C. Is cranked up to 11. 271 00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,699 Oh, just, hey, hang on a minute. Let me just grab a couple. 272 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:14,372 I just hope I made enough. This crowd is ravenous. 273 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:15,829 Mmm. 274 00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,309 Great. More crystal lab issues. 275 00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:19,674 Do I want to know? 276 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,440 It's this tiny little glowy thing. 277 00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:24,175 I caught this strange scientist trying to take it home earlier. 278 00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:25,978 Well, this is G.D. Be specific. 279 00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:28,178 Um, his name's Drummer. 280 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:30,786 Never heard of him. 281 00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:35,985 Doctor Drummer? 282 00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:45,199 I thought you said little glowy thing. 283 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,232 It used to be. 284 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,846 This is unbelievable. Under normal conditions, 285 00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:07,415 it would take decades to crystallize hydrogen into a sample this size. 286 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:09,288 Key word, normal. 287 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,852 Is it me or is it already bigger? 288 00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:14,724 Henry, what's going on? I don't know, 289 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,268 but if it keeps growing at this rate, it'll breach the lab in 20 minutes. 290 00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:19,133 We need to move it to a larger containment unit. 291 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,069 Doctor Drummer said that it was unstable. 292 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,607 Uh... Wait, it's going to explode? 293 00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:25,438 Well, yeah, if it... If it moves beyond the protective shielding, 294 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,838 it could fracture and... Boom. 295 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:31,443 Merry Christmas. 296 00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:34,975 (SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL) 297 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,456 How do I turn this off? Hang on, they're pretty good. 298 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,727 Henry. All right, all right, find Doctor Drummer. 299 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,456 I'll supervise the transfer, 300 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:47,658 and maybe he can tell us why this is expanding. 301 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:50,664 (CONTINUE SINGING) 302 00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:05,548 Man, that guy must be roasting. 303 00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,710 Tell me about it. I had to ice my hot toddies. 304 00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:15,091 Hey, Zane. 305 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:19,186 Are you crying? 306 00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,899 What? No. No. 307 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:27,161 I just got two tickets to see Springsteen at the Meadowlands. 308 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,499 Let me guess, Secret Santa. 309 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:35,107 You too? The perfect gift. Man, this guy's good. 310 00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:41,852 No one's even heard of Drummer. We've been all through G.D. 311 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,854 There are no personnel files for him. 312 00:18:43,922 --> 00:18:45,184 Well... That's impossible. 313 00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:48,192 There's no way that he could have access to the lab, let alone get into G.D. 314 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,285 We've got to find him. His experiment's growing. 315 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:53,296 Well, there has to be a way to track him down. The D.O.D. Has files. 316 00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:55,230 The glitch in the E.M. Shield crashed our server. 317 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,631 We're cut off from the outside world. 318 00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:59,967 I'll find him. If he goes to leave, he's going to hit a wall. 319 00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:02,739 Wasn't me. I thought Zane was my Secret Santa. 320 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,508 Why would you think that? Only someone who could hack my computer 321 00:19:05,577 --> 00:19:09,206 would know I've been searching the internet for years looking for this. 322 00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:14,552 Steve Austin. Better. Stronger. Faster. 323 00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:16,743 Seriously? 324 00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:19,818 It's authentic. Original hinges, not a chip on it. 325 00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,985 You have no idea how rare. 326 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,857 Okay, well, it wasn't Zane. 327 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,131 Well, then someone was thinking of me, and I'm going to find him. 328 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:28,959 So you can thank him? 329 00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:32,367 So I can suspend him. No one hacks Fargo and gets away with it. 330 00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:33,563 Not even Santa. 331 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,232 Okay. 332 00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,602 Hello, Fargo. 333 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,876 Hi, Steve Austin. 334 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,214 (IMITATING SOUND EFFECT) 335 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,051 Wow. 336 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:56,360 ALLISON: The crystal is safe in our largest containment lab. 337 00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:58,854 But I'd say it's still growing. 338 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:02,566 HENRY: What we need to do now is calculate the expansion rate. 339 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,397 ALLISON: Right. So we can figure out 340 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,903 how much time we have before it outgrows this lab. 341 00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:10,931 This image represents the density of electrons within the crystal 10 minutes ago. 342 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,032 Anything unusual? 343 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:15,910 No, but we'll know more once I do another diffraction scan as a comparison. 344 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:22,078 I don't care if we're on a wild goose chase looking for this missing scientist. 345 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,917 At least it's time away from that party. 346 00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:25,217 You're not feeling the merry, huh? 347 00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:28,452 (SCOFFS) All the boozing and schmoozing, lights and glitter. 348 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:30,188 It's Vegas, not Christmas. 349 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,730 Well, if it makes you feel any better, I wish I was home. 350 00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,561 It's beautiful, Carter, I'm all misty. 351 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,429 You know what, Jo, you got a heart of stone. 352 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,434 Bah, humbug. That's me. 353 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,071 CARTER: Wow. 354 00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:48,443 They look the same. Yeah, the intermolecular spacing is identical. 355 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,713 ALLISON: Henry, what if... 356 00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:54,142 Oh. 357 00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:56,951 So the crystal hasn't changed. No. 358 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,556 (PHONE BEEPING) 359 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,217 Yeah? CARTER: Henry, we're at the edge of town, 360 00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:08,193 and something else has gotten way big. 361 00:21:11,803 --> 00:21:15,204 Well, no, it hasn't gotten bigger. 362 00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:19,037 We've gotten smaller. 363 00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:33,447 Dun dun duh! 364 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:36,284 So, what? The whole town was shrinking? 365 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:38,619 Oh, I'm telling it how it happened. 366 00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:40,732 GIRL: Even though it's totally bogus. 367 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,062 (LAUGHING) 368 00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:48,672 All right, I'll let you guys go back to playing your video games. 369 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:51,334 I won't waste anymore of your time. 370 00:21:53,912 --> 00:21:58,008 Well, wait, I mean, you may as well just finish the rest of the story. 371 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,550 BOY 2: Please, Sheriff Carter. 372 00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:04,386 All right. 373 00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:09,822 So, after we left the sign, 374 00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:12,788 we went back to Global Dynamics. 375 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:20,169 We and everything contained in the E.M. Shield are getting smaller. 376 00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:22,400 Why isn't the crystal shrinking? 377 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,270 Well, because it's one of the strongest 378 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,641 Bravais lattice atomic structures in the universe. 379 00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:29,506 It's almost impossible to alter or compress. 380 00:22:29,581 --> 00:22:32,209 But we get to shrink into microscopic dots of nothingness. 381 00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:35,013 And as everything in Eureka gets smaller, 382 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:38,420 the energy required to compress radiates heat. 383 00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:40,014 Is that why it's like a billion degrees in here? 384 00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:41,423 Yes. And why we've been so hungry. 385 00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:43,586 Our metabolism's working overtime. 386 00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:45,220 So what now? 387 00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:47,154 Maybe someone outside of Eureka 388 00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:49,496 will see how small we are and try to help us. 389 00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:51,433 Oh, like a big-hearted elephant? 390 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:55,063 The road's closed, and nothing is getting through that E.M. Shield. 391 00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:57,434 It's a pretty bleak Christmas. 392 00:22:57,509 --> 00:23:00,603 (SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL) 393 00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:02,203 You must stop! 394 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:04,943 What's causing the shrinkage? 395 00:23:05,016 --> 00:23:09,112 Yeah, I don't want to die a miniature, though adorable, version of myself. 396 00:23:09,621 --> 00:23:12,522 CARTER: A miniature... Taggart. 397 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:14,550 Let's go! 398 00:23:14,659 --> 00:23:17,651 (CONTINUE SINGING) 399 00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:22,322 Taggart? 400 00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:30,836 Taggart? 401 00:23:34,112 --> 00:23:35,409 (GASPS) 402 00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:39,450 Ha! It works. 403 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:42,714 Get me down. 404 00:23:43,855 --> 00:23:44,844 (GRUNTS) 405 00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:49,925 Of course, the man himself packs a lot more paunch. 406 00:23:50,662 --> 00:23:52,061 I'll need to widen the net. 407 00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:54,098 You can't trap Santa Claus. 408 00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:58,998 (SCOFFS) I'm Ahab. He's my white bearded whale. 409 00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:03,998 F.Y.I., that didn't turn out very well for either one of them. 410 00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:08,403 Now, the present you gave me, the M-tracking, shifting... 411 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,141 Oh, good things come in small packages. 412 00:24:10,215 --> 00:24:12,376 No, it's a big mess. The whole town is shrinking. 413 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,440 (CHUCKLES) 414 00:24:16,021 --> 00:24:18,114 You're joking. Does this look like my joking face? 415 00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:21,053 My device can't be responsible. 416 00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:24,560 Well, are you kidding me? Look where you live, a device is always responsible. 417 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:27,864 The molecular transfer field is very precise. 418 00:24:29,367 --> 00:24:33,895 Atoms shift from our dimension in space-time to another. 419 00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:43,743 Leaving us with this. 420 00:24:46,918 --> 00:24:48,909 See? Tip top. It's not my device. 421 00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:50,453 (BEEPING) 422 00:24:50,856 --> 00:24:52,585 That can't be good. 423 00:24:55,594 --> 00:24:59,052 The transfer field's expanded beyond the target area. 424 00:25:00,098 --> 00:25:01,429 Expanded by how much? 425 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,694 Oh, roughly, um, 426 00:25:04,469 --> 00:25:05,561 the whole town. 427 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:11,608 Eureka's getting smaller by the minute. 428 00:25:11,676 --> 00:25:14,201 It looks like the only thing containing the miniaturization effect 429 00:25:14,279 --> 00:25:16,645 is the E.M. Shield. 430 00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:20,644 And the E.M. Shield is a big sparking mess right now. 431 00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:22,152 I don't understand. 432 00:25:23,054 --> 00:25:29,357 Unless it tried to miniaturize an item so dense it overtaxed the containment unit. 433 00:25:29,761 --> 00:25:32,855 But I was very careful to avoid unusually dense material. 434 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,764 Unusually dense, like this? 435 00:25:50,582 --> 00:25:52,777 Fruit cake? I beg your pardon? 436 00:25:52,851 --> 00:25:54,751 You used Taggart's shrinking machine, didn't you? 437 00:25:55,253 --> 00:25:59,053 (STAMMERING) I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. 438 00:25:59,124 --> 00:26:00,489 Oh, really? 439 00:26:00,592 --> 00:26:02,457 Hi. Those little pieces aren't pieces at all, are they? 440 00:26:02,527 --> 00:26:05,462 They're entire freaking cakes. Do you know how many calories I've ingested? 441 00:26:05,530 --> 00:26:06,929 I just... (EXCLAIMS) 442 00:26:07,699 --> 00:26:10,429 I just wanted to make a fruit cake that wouldn't be the object of ridicule. 443 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:12,663 I mean, they get such a bad rap, Sheriff! 444 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:15,138 (SIGHS) How'd you get in there? 445 00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:19,375 The molecular gastronomy department across the hall. 446 00:26:19,444 --> 00:26:21,537 I consult from time to time. 447 00:26:21,846 --> 00:26:23,404 Mmm. Keep talking. 448 00:26:23,848 --> 00:26:27,750 Well, I re-shrunk each cake about a half a dozen times. 449 00:26:28,386 --> 00:26:32,152 It's the only way to maximize the fruity, nutty goodness that is fruit cake. 450 00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:35,158 Why are you looking at me like that? No reason. 451 00:26:35,293 --> 00:26:37,420 I'm so sorry, Sheriff. 452 00:26:37,796 --> 00:26:40,196 You'd think a Santa lab would be a safe place. 453 00:26:40,298 --> 00:26:42,095 (BEEPING) Yeah, you'd think. 454 00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:44,230 What's wrong now? 455 00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:46,059 What isn't? 456 00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:52,240 (WIND BLOWING) 457 00:26:56,982 --> 00:26:58,916 Oh, wow. 458 00:27:02,921 --> 00:27:07,324 Hey, Jo, some stuff just blew into town. Um, big stuff. 459 00:27:07,425 --> 00:27:08,756 Keep everybody inside, okay? 460 00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:13,991 Uh, hey everybody, can I have your attention? 461 00:27:14,065 --> 00:27:16,693 I need you stay inside off the streets, please. 462 00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:18,736 Everybody, can you get off the streets? 463 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:27,976 (RUMBLING) 464 00:27:31,950 --> 00:27:33,144 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 465 00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:38,617 (YELLING) 466 00:27:54,239 --> 00:27:55,797 You okay? All right. 467 00:27:59,911 --> 00:28:01,139 (YELLING) 468 00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:02,602 (GRUNTS) 469 00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:09,545 So I understand we're all shrinking. 470 00:28:10,155 --> 00:28:12,214 Doctor Drummer, where have you been? 471 00:28:12,290 --> 00:28:15,691 Enjoying the party. You missed out. There was fruit cake. 472 00:28:16,227 --> 00:28:17,717 I'm aware. Thanks. 473 00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:19,754 Candy cane? 474 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:25,062 No, thank you. Look, there's a serious situation with your peace on earth crystal. 475 00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:27,768 The containment lab is closing in on it. 476 00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:29,496 I told you it had to be protected. 477 00:28:29,574 --> 00:28:32,737 You were right, and now you have to fix it. 478 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,812 I know. Okay. 479 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:39,210 When did you stop liking candy canes? Do you remember? 480 00:28:41,252 --> 00:28:42,844 When I had to grow up. 481 00:28:43,321 --> 00:28:46,188 I know the holidays can be tough on military families. 482 00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:51,820 Can we go now? 483 00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:56,262 Sure. After you, Josephina. 484 00:29:08,613 --> 00:29:11,446 If you can't shrink your crystal, Doctor Drummer, 485 00:29:11,516 --> 00:29:14,679 it's gonna blow our little bits into little bits. 486 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:16,713 Have faith, Doctor Taggart. 487 00:29:16,788 --> 00:29:17,982 Once we boost the power, 488 00:29:18,056 --> 00:29:19,387 your device should be very effective. 489 00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:23,382 But even if we shrink the crystal, we still have to un-shrink us. 490 00:29:23,561 --> 00:29:25,290 You'll figure out a way, Henry. 491 00:29:25,363 --> 00:29:26,421 You always do. 492 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:29,590 (STAMMERING) Have we met before? 493 00:29:30,802 --> 00:29:33,100 We've crossed paths a few times. 494 00:29:35,507 --> 00:29:36,997 Hey, how much juice are you giving this? 495 00:29:37,075 --> 00:29:38,838 A megawatt. Better double it. 496 00:29:38,910 --> 00:29:40,901 Focused energy is the key. 497 00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:45,416 You know, your crystal's electron density is very unusual. 498 00:29:45,483 --> 00:29:47,576 I mean, even for crystallized hydrogen. 499 00:29:47,652 --> 00:29:48,983 Mmm-hmm. 500 00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:53,515 It has an extra element that makes it unique. 501 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:58,527 Doctor Drummer, there shouldn't be secrets in science. 502 00:29:58,663 --> 00:30:00,790 Oh, it shouldn't always be about science. 503 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:03,760 Some things are better left unexplained. 504 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,542 Sweetheart, just go ahead and eat what you want. 505 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:22,313 Yeah, listen, I made pudding, cake, four kinds of pies and... 506 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,383 Yeah Jenna's... Jenna's favorite is the apple. 507 00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:30,427 I know. I know, baby. I'll be there as soon as I can. I'm sorry. 508 00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:33,429 I love you too. 509 00:30:34,032 --> 00:30:35,124 Okay, bye. 510 00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:36,893 (SIGHS) 511 00:30:36,968 --> 00:30:38,697 So, the three wise men are on it. 512 00:30:38,770 --> 00:30:41,238 We might actually put an end to this horrible day. 513 00:30:41,706 --> 00:30:43,731 Okay, Carter, we all know that you're miserable being stuck here, 514 00:30:43,808 --> 00:30:46,299 but you don't have to ruin it for the rest of us. 515 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,904 No, no, no, no, That's not what I meant. 516 00:30:49,447 --> 00:30:51,438 Oh, sorry. 517 00:30:52,917 --> 00:30:54,646 I just like Christmas. 518 00:30:54,953 --> 00:30:57,183 I know you do. I mean, you go all out. 519 00:30:57,255 --> 00:30:59,223 You're making four different kinds of pies. 520 00:30:59,824 --> 00:31:02,918 You know, it's because I've never had what you have. 521 00:31:03,094 --> 00:31:04,186 What I have? 522 00:31:04,262 --> 00:31:07,288 I love how your family gets together to celebrate. 523 00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:09,091 Oh. 524 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,034 I grew up with a more practical version of the holiday. 525 00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:15,705 Practical doesn't sound fun. 526 00:31:15,773 --> 00:31:17,001 No. 527 00:31:18,443 --> 00:31:22,675 My parents, they're wonderful, but... 528 00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:28,549 Well, they're scientists, so they put their faith in hard facts. 529 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:31,983 So yeah, I got presents, but they weren't from Santa 530 00:31:32,056 --> 00:31:34,820 because my parents told me that he wasn't real and... 531 00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:41,056 My gifts, they were never wrapped because, well, that's a waste of paper. 532 00:31:43,101 --> 00:31:44,090 Ah. 533 00:31:44,936 --> 00:31:49,999 So, I know that it sounds silly but I want my kids to have what I missed. 534 00:31:50,074 --> 00:31:52,372 I want the magic. 535 00:31:55,346 --> 00:31:56,973 So I do too much. 536 00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:01,385 I think you do it right. 537 00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:07,852 Thanks. 538 00:32:10,361 --> 00:32:13,819 This procedure is very risky. We have to shrink the crystal without making it explode. 539 00:32:13,898 --> 00:32:18,232 Or we could have a front row seat for a new inflationary epoch. 540 00:32:18,303 --> 00:32:21,602 Hmm... A few moments after the Big Bang, 541 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:24,642 the universe underwent an extremely rapid expansion. 542 00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:29,009 Well, isn't expansion what we're trying to do to us? 543 00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:33,941 That's right. We need to make it explode, 544 00:32:34,018 --> 00:32:36,145 that way we reverse the dimensional shunting... 545 00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:37,619 Make us big again. 546 00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:39,247 But we can't blow it up here. 547 00:32:39,324 --> 00:32:41,155 The energy release will be massive. 548 00:32:41,225 --> 00:32:42,852 But, no, no, no, no. If we shrink the crystal, 549 00:32:42,927 --> 00:32:45,191 and then detonate it at the highest point of the E.M. Shield, 550 00:32:45,263 --> 00:32:46,924 it'll be like throwing up a live grenade. 551 00:32:46,998 --> 00:32:48,795 First we need to see if she gets any smaller. 552 00:32:49,434 --> 00:32:51,026 Fingers crossed. 553 00:32:51,569 --> 00:32:53,833 Make a Christmas wish, mini mates. 554 00:33:06,351 --> 00:33:08,649 All right, let's get this puppy airborne! 555 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,187 Before the puppy explodes. 556 00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:11,619 That's going to be a problem. 557 00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:14,522 Heat plus shrinking equals not so healthy for our helicopters. 558 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:16,422 The rotors are completely warped. 559 00:33:16,494 --> 00:33:18,223 Of course. Now we have no way to transport it. 560 00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:20,695 Well, there is one way, mate. 561 00:33:21,199 --> 00:33:24,464 But I'll need a little helper. 562 00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:28,828 I'll fire her up. 563 00:33:28,906 --> 00:33:31,841 (TAGGART SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROL) 564 00:33:34,979 --> 00:33:36,344 I'm not wearing a pointy hat. 565 00:33:36,414 --> 00:33:37,904 Fa, la, la, la, la. 566 00:33:45,456 --> 00:33:46,718 Contact. 567 00:33:50,595 --> 00:33:53,564 (CARTER SCREAMING) 568 00:34:00,104 --> 00:34:02,572 (CONTINUES SCREAMING) 569 00:34:05,510 --> 00:34:08,604 Create seatbelts? Claus doesn't use 'em. 570 00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:10,408 Claus isn't flying. 571 00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:14,848 I've logged 300 hours of flight time from Anchorage to Sydney. 572 00:34:15,286 --> 00:34:16,446 (YELLS) 573 00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:19,752 TAGGART: Just an air pocket, mate. 574 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:23,190 Okay, all clear. 575 00:34:23,594 --> 00:34:24,583 Okay. 576 00:34:27,698 --> 00:34:28,926 Taggart! 577 00:34:30,802 --> 00:34:32,030 We have to go higher. 578 00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:35,362 Hang tight! (SCREAMING) 579 00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:44,676 (WHOOPING) 580 00:34:47,518 --> 00:34:50,578 Here we go! Peak of the E.M. Shield! 581 00:34:50,655 --> 00:34:52,520 Okay. Grab the crystal. 582 00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,452 AUTOMATED VOICE: Autopilot engaged. 583 00:34:56,661 --> 00:34:58,253 CARTER: On my mark! 584 00:34:58,362 --> 00:35:00,887 Steady now. We only get one shot. 585 00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:03,324 No pressure then. And... 586 00:35:04,902 --> 00:35:05,891 Pull! 587 00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:16,277 (TAGGART YELLING) 588 00:35:17,348 --> 00:35:18,713 Ripper shot, mate! 589 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:21,514 Get it down! Fine, fine. 590 00:35:22,386 --> 00:35:25,116 But let's do it in style. 591 00:35:34,365 --> 00:35:35,662 (SCREAMING) 592 00:35:41,372 --> 00:35:42,361 TAGGART: Yahoo! 593 00:35:51,616 --> 00:35:53,914 Cleanup would be so much easier if only we'd gotten bigger 594 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,180 but the trash stayed small. Hmm. 595 00:35:56,254 --> 00:35:58,654 I say leave it till tomorrow. It's been a rough day. 596 00:35:58,723 --> 00:36:01,021 All my planning, what a fiasco. 597 00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:02,992 Are you kidding, Fargo? 598 00:36:03,060 --> 00:36:05,358 This was the best holiday party ever. 599 00:36:05,963 --> 00:36:07,828 Not that I got to enjoy it, but... 600 00:36:08,099 --> 00:36:09,259 Thanks, Jo. 601 00:36:13,237 --> 00:36:15,501 Now go. Everyone's at Caf� Diem. 602 00:36:16,207 --> 00:36:17,674 You're not coming? 603 00:36:18,075 --> 00:36:19,474 In a minute. 604 00:36:26,217 --> 00:36:28,208 (HUMMING) 605 00:36:41,299 --> 00:36:42,596 ZOE: Hello, Jo. 606 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,830 Or should I say, Secret Santa? 607 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,899 What are you talking about? 608 00:36:51,976 --> 00:36:54,342 You know what kind of music I like. 609 00:36:54,679 --> 00:36:57,739 And Allison's stories about Christmas as a kid. 610 00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:02,448 And you've probably seen Fargo search the web a million times for his lunchbox. 611 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:03,978 Go away. 612 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,717 But one thing that just didn't fit 613 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,689 was that you hate Christmas. 614 00:37:11,462 --> 00:37:12,986 But you don't, do you? 615 00:37:17,835 --> 00:37:21,669 When I was a kid, my favorite thing to do 616 00:37:21,739 --> 00:37:25,368 was to give something special to my brothers 617 00:37:25,776 --> 00:37:29,542 and just watch them light up when they opened their gifts. 618 00:37:31,215 --> 00:37:32,773 Okay, so... 619 00:37:33,784 --> 00:37:35,251 So now, 620 00:37:38,222 --> 00:37:40,122 they're all in the service, in harm's way. 621 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,161 We haven't spent Christmas together in years. 622 00:37:49,033 --> 00:37:52,127 Well, I'm glad that at least we get to spend it together. 623 00:37:55,539 --> 00:37:56,904 Yeah, me too. 624 00:37:59,377 --> 00:38:00,639 So, what did you get for my dad? 625 00:38:01,512 --> 00:38:04,845 He was tough, but I think I nailed it. 626 00:38:05,149 --> 00:38:06,138 Really? 627 00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:07,710 (CHEERING) 628 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,321 All right! 629 00:38:17,428 --> 00:38:18,793 Yeah! Hey! 630 00:38:27,738 --> 00:38:28,966 How was your flight? 631 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:33,033 Bumpy. Yeah, so, Henry, are we bigger? 632 00:38:33,611 --> 00:38:34,737 Back to normal. 633 00:38:35,379 --> 00:38:37,438 Ah, not quite. 634 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:41,610 Part of your crystal still seems to be up there. 635 00:38:41,686 --> 00:38:43,153 Would you look at that. 636 00:38:48,859 --> 00:38:50,588 It's snowing. 637 00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:56,625 The rapid expansion must have cooled the moisture in our atmosphere. 638 00:38:56,701 --> 00:38:59,465 Henry, Henry, it's snowing. 639 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:02,002 It's snowing. (BOTH CHUCKLE) 640 00:39:07,545 --> 00:39:10,013 Hi, we haven't met. I'm... 641 00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:12,106 Jack Carter. Yeah. 642 00:39:12,950 --> 00:39:14,349 Holiday to remember, huh? 643 00:39:14,418 --> 00:39:16,511 Even by Eureka's standards. 644 00:39:17,788 --> 00:39:20,154 You were supposed to be with your family. 645 00:39:20,491 --> 00:39:23,517 Yeah. Yeah, I was. 646 00:39:25,663 --> 00:39:28,063 I'm glad it all worked out for you then. 647 00:39:34,004 --> 00:39:35,198 TAGGART: Cagey bugger. 648 00:39:35,272 --> 00:39:37,467 Beg your pardon? Oh, I'm onto you now. 649 00:39:39,443 --> 00:39:40,933 Let's you and me have a sit down. 650 00:39:41,011 --> 00:39:42,137 I've got a lot of questions. 651 00:39:42,747 --> 00:39:46,046 I'm afraid you're going to have to keep them, because I've got an errand to run. 652 00:39:47,084 --> 00:39:49,746 You can't leave. I finally found ya. 653 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:54,252 I'm not quite sure what you mean, but don't worry, I'll be back. 654 00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:56,586 Same time next year. 655 00:40:09,006 --> 00:40:09,995 Huh. 656 00:40:10,508 --> 00:40:12,135 BOY 1: Sheriff Carter... 657 00:40:12,309 --> 00:40:16,678 Please tell me that you're not suggesting that this Drummer dude is Santa. 658 00:40:16,981 --> 00:40:19,040 I'm just sharing the story. 659 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,309 You guys can believe what you want. 660 00:40:22,019 --> 00:40:23,748 Was any of that true? 661 00:40:23,954 --> 00:40:27,219 All of it, but here's the absolute truth. 662 00:40:27,992 --> 00:40:31,393 Spending the holidays with friends and family in Eureka, 663 00:40:32,763 --> 00:40:34,287 that's the best gift of all. 664 00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:37,494 Wow, man, way too sappy. 665 00:40:38,235 --> 00:40:39,725 Seriously. I got a cavity. 666 00:40:41,472 --> 00:40:44,566 Yeah, but it's a pretty decent story, dude. Thanks. 667 00:40:48,245 --> 00:40:50,042 Thanks, Sheriff. BOY 2: Thank you. 668 00:40:57,621 --> 00:40:58,815 (SIGHS) 669 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:03,787 HENRY: We live in a community where every day we are presented with 670 00:41:05,896 --> 00:41:07,591 unique challenges. 671 00:41:08,499 --> 00:41:12,230 But today, let's remember and rejoice 672 00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:14,828 at how wonderful it is to be alive, 673 00:41:15,339 --> 00:41:18,308 and how lucky we are to be together. 674 00:41:18,876 --> 00:41:20,138 Here, here. 675 00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:21,678 ALL: Cheers. 676 00:41:22,513 --> 00:41:23,980 What is that? 677 00:41:26,350 --> 00:41:28,682 I don't know. You better open it. 678 00:41:43,567 --> 00:41:44,932 ZOE: What do you think? 679 00:41:47,671 --> 00:41:49,400 It's perfect. 680 00:41:51,308 --> 00:41:55,074 You know, we could probably make it home if you still want to go. 681 00:41:58,849 --> 00:42:00,248 We are home. 682 00:42:04,488 --> 00:42:07,184 Merry Christmas, Dad. Merry Christmas. 51686

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