All language subtitles for Eureka S04E07 Stoned-eng

CARTER:
It was just a
normal day in Eureka.

Day's not over yet.

Yeah. Like that was
going to last.

Hello, 1947.
Confused? Let me clarify.

The five of us got
transported back in time

through some wormhole thingy
thanks to the Bridge Device.

We eventually found
our way back home,

but, surprise, home wasn't
exactly the way we left it.

Henry? Married.

Zane and Jo? Never dated.

But Jo's in charge
of G.D. Security.

Kevin? Different,
much to Allison's surprise.

And Fargo?
Head of Global Dynamics,

much to everyone's surprise.

Oh, and Dr. Old Spice
hitched a ride with us
back to the present,

but there's one crappy rule.

We can't tell anyone.

If people ever found out
about our trip,
there'd be trouble.

Some of us had
a harder time with it
than others.

I'm not your Henry.
Not yet.

HENRY: It's way off target.
And that's a residential area.

That was Jo's house,
so she's living with me
for a while.

And I finally kissed Allison,
63 years ago.

But, of course,
Dr. Charles Grant
had to get in the way.

At least let me
buy you a drink.

One drink.

Don't plan the
wedding just yet.

May the
best man win.

But that's Eureka for you.
Same town, big changes.

You know,
I think I like the hair.
Look very mature.

Yeah, and it really sells
the fake ID to the bars
in Cambridge.

Ah...
Kidding.
Unclench.

Yeah, so when does
Lucas come back
from MIT?

He's not.
Internship in Geneva,
which isn't a bad thing.

Ah, you guys
having trouble?

That would make it
a lot easier.

No, it's just he's a
great guy, but, you know,
college changes you.

What you want,
who you want.

Oh, and that's
not hair boy.

Maybe what starts in
the friend zone should
stay in the friend zone.

Sheriff.
Hey, Zoe.
Hey, Zane.

Looking good.
Thanks.

Ooh, that's my girl.
That's my girl. Hey!

Wow, Jenna's gotten
so big. Allison
seems so happy.

Yeah, yeah, she does.

Fresh baked cinnamon rolls,
raisin-free and icing rich.

Just the way you like it.
Welcome home.

Oh, thanks, Vince.
It's so good to be back.

Well, I think I'll have
one, thanks, Vince.

Oh.

Okay, so, I think some of the
greatest romances in history
started in the friend zone.

Like what?
And TV characters
do not count.

So, you ready
for spa day?

I've got us booked
for Shangri-La facials
and mani-pedis.

What?
Shangri-La
facial?

Well, this doesn't
happen by magic,
my friend.

I can't wait.
So, what are you
guys talking about?

Whether it's better
to stay with someone
safe, but dull.

Or take a risk
on someone new

(COOING)

(STAMMERING) I think
newer isn't always better.

You've already
found someone new.

That obvious?
Well, nothing's
happened yet,

we've just been
holo-Skyping.

But he's funny
and smart
and so hot.

Yeah, and I think
that's my cue to leave.

I'll meet you outside.
All right.

(LAUGHS)
Okay. God.

Funny, smart,
and hot. Sounds
like a trifecta.

Yeah. I don't know,
I mean, he's
a little bit older.

If he makes
you happy,
go for it.

Life's short and
everything can
change in a blink.

(CELL PHONE RINGS)

Oh. That's my contractor.
Wait until you see the
plans for my new house.

Zimmer, what's
going on?

Let me get
your coat.
Thank you.

A gentleman always
takes street side.

Were all men
as chivalrous
in your day?

If they wanted a
chance with a gal
like you, they were.

Well, I say we
need more men
like you in 2010.

You know what we
didn't have in my day?
Coffee like this.

I enjoyed the highballs
the other night.

The drinks?
Oh, yes. So did I.
Thank you.

How about we go
crazy next time
and make it dinner?

Uh, well...
Hey, guys.

Uh, why aren't you
catching up on 60
years of fun facts?

Because I find
the present
far more alluring.

That's great.
Um, I need you.
Police business.

Could take a
while.

Oh, okay, sport.
Ladies, to
be continued.

Police business?

Well, all my
business is
police business.

So what's
up, Carter?

(STAMMERING) Well,
it's really more of
a longer conversation.

Uh, maybe you
and I could
grab a bite.

I just ate.

No, not...
(LAUGHS)
Oh...

"I just ate."
No, later. Like,
say, dinner?

Oh. Um, okay,
well, Kevin's going
to be at Dre's

and I have the
nanny tonight.
Yeah, sure, what time?

Uh, say,
8:00?

Yeah, that
sounds good.

Okay. Hey, Jenna.
Say goodbye to Carter.

(LAUGHING)
CARTER: Bye.

(LAUGHING)

Why'd it take
me four years
to do that?

Well, tell him if he
doesn't move that thing
today, I'll move it for him.

(SIGHS) They haven't even
poured the foundation
for my house,

which means I get
to keep living with
the both of you

and SARAH and
her mechanical boyfriend

and, oh, my God,
I need my
own space

Mechanical
boyfriend?

Uh, SARAH's been
spending time
with Deputy Andy.

Your house is
getting more action
than either of us.

I try not
to think
about it.

So what's the
holdup on the swinging
new bachelorette pad?

Some pinhead named Thurgood
found a fossil on the site
and shut down construction.

Wait, Derek?
Derek?
Who's Derek?

Oh, Dr. Derek Thurgood.
He taught my paleoanthropology
class last year at Tesla.

The guy's
a genius.

Really? Well, why don't you
come and watch me kick
his smart ass off my property.

Well, let's.

THURGOOD:
You don't know
what a big deal this is.

I'm sorry,
you're going to have to
give us more time.

You've had three
days to move it.

Well, I was working on it, but
this little intimidation stunt
of yours isn't helping you.

Hey, Zoe,
welcome back.

Congratulations, Derek.
This is really cool.

Oh, really cool. So take
your fancy laser shovel
and haul it back to G.D.

Uh, it's a delicate process
and it can't be rushed.

Besides, who knows what
else we might find here?

What exactly did
we find here?

The distal phalange of a
fifteen thousand-year old
pre-Clovis culture hominid.

A pinky.

What, that's it?
That's a big
deal, Dad.

Come on.

Then remove it.

Well, I would, but
boss lady Zimmer thought
it would be funny

to push me into
Flash-Crete.

Into what now?

It's Flash-Crete.
PVA-enhanced
molecular-bonded concrete.

Three-second set time.
And he fell into it.

I had a
little help.

If I'd helped
you would've gone
in face first.

All right, let's get Indiana
Jones out of the wall here.
You got a chisel?

(SCOFFS)
Come on.

Here. It's
de-polymerizing
spray

For the
clumsy and
irritating.

What about my house?
With the dojo and the firing
range in basement. It was...

Ah!
See for
yourself.

In Eureka, scientific
discovery always
trumps construction.

It's in the
town charter.

Smells orange-y.
Yeah, it's
the solvent.

Dr. Fargo wanted this house
fast-tracked. What am
I supposed to do now?

Go home and
brush up on
local civics.

I thought she'd
never leave.

You know, Derek,
if you have time I'd love
to see the distal phalange.

Well, I'd love to
show it to you.
It's just over here.

Carter, you have
to do something.

I know, but...
...pinky.

Yeah, it actually...
Are they flirting?

I meant about my house.
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)

Great, it's a 911
from Fargo.

All right, Fargo,
what's the emergency?

Shh...

You're running
sonic protocols?

Big Brother could be
eavesdropping.

On what?

On me.

Seems my mug may have
drawn some unwanted
attention from the D.O.D.

FARGO: They've been
snooping around
Dr. Grant's personnel file.

The one I manufactured.
If they know I
falsified documentation...

Then they know that
I'm not Charles Grant,
G.D. Historian.

But Trevor Grant, G.D.
History. We could be
in a lot of trouble.

Try sanctioned.
We violated
time travel protocols.

They're going to
lock us up like lab rats.

I don't like the
sound of that.

Forever.

Or that.
What's our play?

We trace the
checks directly
to their source.

FARGO: Hack the Pentagon?
Are you insane?

The D.O.D. Mainframe
has dozens of firewalls
laced with info-mines

along every data path.
It's like trying to
hack the Matrix.

And, as much as it pains
me to say, we need to get
help from "The One."

ZOE: Working with Derek
is a chance to
be part of history.

CARTER: You really
want to hang with "Mister
I found a pinky"?

I thought you
and Jo were
going to the spa.

Oh, she
postponed.

You know, plus Derek
and I have time

at the AMS lab
tomorrow to start
carbon dating.

You know, that skeleton
could be the oldest North
American hominid ever found.

(CARTER CLEARS THROAT)

CARTER: So?
Speaking of dating,
check you out.

Thank you.
Hold on,
photo op.

Oh, your first real date
with Allison. Uh, finally.
This is big.

Oh, crap. My phone's
in my bag. I must have
left it at the dig site.

I got time.
I could run
you over

Great.
Great.
SARAH, door.

There you go.

ZOE: Oh, that's weird.
Derek's car's still here.

Yeah.
Derek?

I think I left
it in the pit.

Be careful.

Derek?

(GASPS)

Dad!

Any chance that's
just a really good
statue of Thurgood?

No, there's
definitely a person
encased in there.

Prepare him for
autopsy, please.

It's so horrible.
You okay?

He was such an
amazing teacher.
He inspired everyone.

Wait, where
are you going?

He would want
everyone to focus
on the find, so...

I'm going to let
everyone know.

Well, I've never
seen anything
like this before.

Yeah.

Or this.
Got a date?

Actually, yeah.
Dinner?

Oh, oh. Oh, you
meant a date.

Yeah,
I did.

I'm so sorry,
I just wasn't
expecting, um...

Really?

(SIGHING)

Carter...

Look, we've
got to focus,
shall we?

Yeah, you're
right. Um, okay.

Um, so it looks like
Thurgood was dropped
in a vat of cement.

Or pushed in.
I'll go check
with Zimmer.

And change out
of my clothes.

(MONITOR BEEPING)

Oh, my God.

His heart's
beating.

Carter, he's still
alive in there.

Sheriff, I told you
before, I'd never use
Flash-Crete on a person.

Except when you did.

Okay, but not on a person's
entire person.

Mmm-hmm. And tell me again
what you did after
I left you yesterday.

My crew cleaned up
the site and then cleared out.

Thurgood was still
mucking about in his pit

when we went back
to the warehouse.
I swear.

Hey! Hey!

(EXCLAIMING) Wait, you're
not going to leave me
in here are you?

On what charges?

Probable cause.

Or just because.
Take your pick.

It's beautiful, Henry.
What's the occasion?

You and me. A new beginning.
And I've got everything here.

I've got plantain, Caribbean
sautéed pork and
Vincent's famous sangria.

All my favorites.

Something wrong?

No, no,
it's perfect.

Recreating our
first date was a...

...Iovely idea.
Recreate?
He did this, too?

Other Henry.

(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)

I'm sorry, Grace.
I didn't know.

How could you?
But really, Henry,
I love this.

Come on, let's
have some sangria.

Not to worry. My
Flash-Crete solvent
is like elixir of the gods.

It works miracles
on skin. It's our most
popular treatment

at the Shangri-La spa
and it takes only seconds.

Dr. Vicelli, it's been
seconds with no improvement.

In fact, whatever
he's covered with
is getting thicker.

Yeah, I'm afraid that
this one is kinda
out of my league.

I mean, your situation,
I can help.

What, you mean the
situation of my face?

I'm sorry, I do that.
It's part of the job.

I mean really, you
look great. But you
know in five years, just...

Prep for laser surgery.
Let's get this stuff off
of him before it kills him.

MAN: Yes, Doctor.
That's a
good idea.

Sonic protocols.
This just gets
curiouser and curiouser.

Less talking,
more typing.

You know, it might help
a smidge if you tell me
what I'm looking for.

Just get in first. The D.O.D.
Uses an application gateway.

I can get in a lot of trouble
for this. I think I deserve a
fair trade for my services.

So, who wants to start
the bidding, hmm?

You're trying to
play us, sport?

I just think a
little compensation

for my particularly
awesome set of illegal
skills is in order.

JO: Zane, I know
it's a stretch,

but if you could
try not to be a
selfish jackass.

I really could use
a new quantum
fluctuation generator.

Fine, now get
on with it.

You're the boss.

(TYPING QUICKLY)

We'll start by cutting
0.5 millimeters.

(LASER BUZZES)

(SIZZLING)

Hold on.

Is that a tattoo?

Looks like
an octopus?

His skin isn't covered in
concrete, it is concrete.

CARTER: Hello?

Anyone here?

Hello?

Hello?

Oh!

Ah!

Sheriff, please.
Help me.

Oh, my God.

Well, I don't know,
but they're both alive

and petrifying from
the outside in.

Well, how does
that affect
their clothes?

Well, you remember the
woman who was fused
to the fabric of her couch

after sitting there
for six years?

No. I mean,
what, who?

Well, it's like that,
but much faster.

Oh, that's
disgusting.

At the rate that it's
moving inward, it's only
a matter of hours

before their vital
organs solidify.
Even less for Derek.

How does
that happen?
More detail.

Well, in theory any
organic material can be
converted into minerals

through impregnation by
a silicate like quartz.

Okay, okay.
Um, uh-huh...
(GRUNTING)

Carter, what are
you doing?

Main ingredient in
Flash-Crete is silica.

I used to work construction.
I'm good with my hands.

Carter, Flash-Crete has
been used safely in
buildings all over Eureka.

Well, maybe somebody
re-jiggered the formula.

Dr. Zimmer does
have a PhD in
materials engineering.

Bad news, Dr. Zimmer.
You've gone from
probable cause to...

Stone.

CARTER: Well?
Well, she's lucky
that you found her.

She's okay. Well,
she's not okay,
but she's not...

Dead, yeah.

I have the analysis you asked
for. If there's anything else
I can do, please...

Oh, my!

What?

Sorry, nothing.
Uh, here. Please.
First treatment's on me.

Oh, wow!

Carter the Flash-Crete
is just Flash-Crete.
Same formula as always.

No re-jiggering or...

None. The Flash-Crete
is not causing
the fossilization.

Wait, I thought
you said these
guys were petrifying.

Carter, petrification is a
form of fossilization.

Petri... I think
we might be blaming
the wrong guy.

Hmm...
Interesting.

Interesting? It's not supposed
to be interesting.

Well, the people
checking up on you
are real badasses.

Who are we talking?
NSA? CIA?

Worse. IRS.

Seriously, who
claims 11
dependents?

What?

Yeah, accounting
flagged your W-4.

The D.O.D. Accounting
department? They're the ones
poking around in your file?

That's supposed to be
a one, not an 11. Larry!

So, anything else
you want to know
while I'm in there?

Launch codes,
defense plans,
TARDIS blueprints, what?

Go away.

Fine.

Oh, and Doc, you might
want to fill out your own
paperwork next time.

I'll do that,
thank you.

Nice doing business
with you, Fargo.

(GROANS)

ZOE: Hey, Dad.
Hey.

How well do you
know, Thurgood?

Hold on.

That's weird.

What's that?
Maybe not as well
as I thought.

Check this out.

(BEEPING)

Oh, yeah, I don't
know what that is.

Well, I'm pretty sure that
means it's not a
pre-Clovis hominid phalange.

Which would mean
I might know what's
causing Derek to petrify.

Do you think you can
get me into his home lab?

Well, nothing out of
the ordinary. Unless
you count all of it.

So, what are we
looking for, exactly?

Derek's PERM
solution.

Derek's PERM solution...
Maybe he keeps it next to his
European man purse.

(SCOFFS)
PERM as in
"permineralization."

What's it
do exactly?

Oh...

Oh!

I think I found it.

ALLISON:
Okay, no sign of quartz
in your cellular walls.

That's it?
So she's okay, then?

Yes, along with
the rest of the
archeological team.

Great.

I can't believe
Derek was trying
to pull a Piltdown.

A what down, now?

Well, Thurgood's
skeleton was a
Piltdown man.

An ape-like skeleton
found in England in 1912.
Turned out to be a hoax.

So the skeleton
isn't real?

Well, it's not
really old.

It looked old.
Yeah, that's
the point.

The PERM solution,
it introduces silica
and calcite,

and it does
it super fast.

We used it in Derek's class
to study the process
of fossilization.

Yeah, but a skeleton treated
with PERM would never stand
up to radiometric dating.

Yeah, unless Derek tweaked
the photon emissions rate.

The quartz in the skeleton
that he found didn't look
right, so I measured it.

It was like PERM
on steroids.

So he rejiggered the PERM?

I mean, I knew someone
rejiggered something.

But now that we know
that Thurgood's PERM
is the culprit,

I may be able to
synthesize an anti-serum
to reverse the effects.

Question, how come some people
at the site got fossilized and
others didn't?

Like Zoe.

I don't know, maybe a
genetic predisposition
or an allergic reaction.

I'll have the
archeological lab closed off,

test anyone who
came in contact with it
at the site.

Great. I'll go over there
and quarantine the PERM.

Can I talk
to you for a sec?

Look, I know this has
been tough on you,

so why don't you get away
for a little while?

To the spa? I can't go now.

Look, I know there's
nothing you can do.

It would make
me feel better,

and by the time you get
back, Derek will probably
be his old fraudulent,

flesh-colored self.

How can you be so sure?

I can't,
but Allison's
working on it.

Thanks.

So what now?
Well, the computer's
running panels on how to

reverse engineer
the PERM'S effects.

An antidote?
Well, that's the hope.

Great, keep me posted.
Okay.

Hey, could I borrow you?

Um...

When Grant asked you
out, did you think
that was a date date?

Well, yeah, sure.

Why not me?

Really?

Okay, um, A,

you've never asked me
for a date.

B, you kissed me and
acted like it never happened.

I mean, I know you had
to come back to Tess,

but, seriously,
it's been over a month.

And C...
(STAMMERING)
Hold on.

You've been thinking
about the kiss?

It's been over 60 years.
I don't know,
who can remember?

You thought about it.

Carter,

go set up the
quarantine.

Yes, ma'am.

You did.

HENRY: The soil
definitely runneth over
with modified PERM.

Must have leeched from
the treated skeleton and into
the surrounding area.

That's it. We're ready?
All right, hold on.

Consider the area
quarantined.

Great. Thanks.

You're welcome.

Sorry for pulling you away
from Grace.

No, you didn't.
She went out.

Beach Blanket Bingo
wasn't a hit?

No, it was, both times.

Turns out, I took her on
the exact same first date as
the Henry from her timeline.

No. She was okay with that?
Yeah. No, no.

She was wonderful.

I just want to give her
the passion and surprises
that she deserves.

But, you know, anything
I come up with, you know,
he's probably already done.

It's hard to win a girl
when you're competing
against yourself.

Exactly, so what do
you think I should do?

Well, um,

you could find the
person you'd be least likely
to go to for advice,

and ask them.
I thought that's what
I was doing.

I walked right into that one,
didn't I?
Mmm-hmm.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(ENGINE STARTING)

Thanks, Jack.
Good luck.

Hmm.

I can't relax. Derek...

Is in the best hands
possible. Trust me.

(LAUGHS) Okay.

(SIGHS)

I'm really glad
you were here, Grace.

Yeah, me, too.

All right, so tell
me all about Harvard.

Guys, grades,
I want all the gossip.

Grades are good,

guys are complicated.

"Guys," as is someone new?

Well, he's not exactly new.

I needed help with a
physics model last semester.

He totally knew how to use
an Ornstein-Zernike equation

in molecular-electronic
structure theory.

Okay, that is hot.
Right.

It's that rush you get
when you're first getting
to know someone, you know?

Yeah.

(SIGHS)
It's too bad
you can't have both.

Yeah, too bad.

(BEEPING)

What happened?
Derek's system is
shutting down,

I'm losing him.
I thought you were
onto something with the PERM.

So did I, but the new
compound didn't reverse
the petrification.

It just slowed it down.
Wait, you were partially
right, right?

Well, Thurgood and the others
must have been exposed
to some sort of bio-activator,

something that
changed the PERM in some way.

I'm guessing
there's lots of those?

I'm gonna have to
cross-reference everything
in their system,

see if I can find a match.

Everything...

Do they have
that sort of time?

The others, maybe,
but Derek...

Um...

I'll ask Zoe.
Maybe she knows if they have
something in common.

Zoe, hey.

Hey, can I talk to you
for a second?

Yeah.

(SOFTLY) I was just
wondering maybe
if you wanted to...

I don't know...

Okay, yeah,
we'll talk about it later.
Okay.

Sheriff.

Zane.

Zoe.

That's him.

Zane?
Yeah.

He's the new guy?

Well, I know what
you're thinking,
but he's really sweet

once you get to know him.
When did you get
to know him?

Just give it a chance.

No. He's a train wreck.

Just ask Jo.

Jo? Why would I ask her?
Those two hate each other.

Well, because
of his poor work ethic,

which...
(CRACKLING)

Look, we can
discuss this later, okay?
Allison needs our help.

Dad...
Look, something
activated the PERM.

We've got to find out
what it is before more
people are affected. Come on.

Dad!
What, what?

It's too late.

I can't feel my hands.

It's all over me.

Just look at me, okay?
You stay with me.

You look...
You're going to be okay.

All right,
it's going to be okay.

Damn.
What's wrong?

It's blocked.
It's...

Allison.

Stay with me.
Look at me, all right?

Just look at my eyes.

Still might be able
to get into the
sub-clavian artery.

When you become a doctor,
never do that.

All right, sweetie.
You're going to get sleepy.

Just relax.

There, see?
It's going to be all right.

Is that a cure?

No, but we will find one,
okay? Just stay with her.

I love you.

Lupo!

You going somewhere?

Just grabbing some stuff
for Carter in case he spends
the night with Zoe.

Is she okay?

I hope so.

I've got to go.
No, wait.

I pulled something
off the D.O.D. Mainframe
you need to see.

It's Grant's personnel file.

Two felonies in one day.

Impressive.
Not as impressive
as his profile.

It's a fake.

What makes you think that?

Come on, when you've
created as many aliases
as I have,

you know what to look for.

Dr. Charles Grant reads
like a textbook cover job.

Chuck's hiding something.
Like what?

I don't know.
You're the head of security,
don't you want to find out?

Zane, Grant went through
detailed background checks
like everyone at G.D.

I did them myself.

Look, I know we've had
our trust issues,

but something isn't right
about this guy. I can feel it.

He is Dr. Charles Grant,

historian.

Trust me. Look,
I really got to go.

(SIGHS)

(PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC)

Knock, knock.

Come.

Hey, I didn't know you tickled
the ivories.

(LAUGHING)

Oh, this was there
for you in the mailroom,
Dr. Grant.

I thought I'd deliver it
to you personally.

Thanks.

Leave it over there.

All right.

You know all I got was
a paperweight when
I started working here.

Not that it isn't practical.
I just would've preferred
an iTablet

or a Cheval Nuit from 1947.

Let me see that.

You know,
they say it's not
healthy to drink alone.

But I'm available
to hang out.

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

Like guys do.
(MIMICKING DEEP LAUGH)

Right, you're busy.

Like everyone always is.

We've tested
hundreds of potential
bio-activators.

Nothing has reacted
with the PERM.

It's like looking
for a needle
in a haystack.

We need to narrow it down.

Well, Allison,
you gave Zoe a clean
bill of health earlier.

I know, I'm sorry.
I'm trying to
figure it out.

I'm not blaming you,
but if Zoe was fine then,

then she obviously
came into contact with
the bio-activator since then.

Well, we need to find out
everything she was exposed to

in the last couple hours
and that would
narrow it down.

Well, I know
where to look.

Yeah?
Okay, we've got to go.

Come on, Carter.

I believe that Zoe had
the Shangri-La special.
Ah, yes.

Molecular steam bath,
mani-pedi, deep penetration
for all skin types,

it's very refreshing.

Yeah, I smell oranges.

Yeah, like at
the construction site.
Right.

Ah, well, you have
a very keen nose.

With unfortunately
roomy pores, but

(WHISPERS) we have
treatments for that.

Thanks. Do you use
Flash-Crete solvent?

On the face? No, never.

The solvent is
a derivative of
my hand dip.

The active ingredient in both
is limonene, it's excellent
for purifying the skin.

Were Zoe's hands
dipped in the limonene?

Yes, of course.
It's part of the
Shangri-La experience.

Zimmer, Thurgood,
and the crew

all used the limonene
solvent at the site.

All right, we're going
to need a sample of that.

Now!

Okay, um...

Here.
Thank you.
Thanks.

CARTER: Allison, hey, um,
please tell me you
have some good news.

Limonene was
the bio-activation agent
we were looking for.

I'm sensing
a "but" in there
somewhere.

The antidote needs
to be absorbed
directly into the skin.

So put it in
a cream and
slather it on.

The petrification process
has closed off Zoe's pores.

So we have a cure
but no way to deliver it?

Not yet.

Okay?

(SIGHS)

JO: All this technology
and no way to give her
the cure.

Yeah, but she's
still breathing.
Can't she just inhale it?

No, the cure
must be directly
applied to the skin.

But petrified tissue
is porous on
a microscopic level.

If we could just
take advantage
of that somehow.

Vicelli said that
her molecular steam
penetrates all skin types.

Molecular steam
might be small enough
to penetrate.

And if we aerosolize
the cure, Vicelli might
be able to deliver it.

That's it.
Hurry, come on, Jo.

Okay, hang on, Zo.
We're going to
help you. Okay.

That's it,
the system's ready.

Okay. Here we go.
Initiating steam.

Ten percent absorption.

Fifty percent absorption.

Eighty percent absorption.

How can we tell
if it's working?

We'll know soon enough.

(BEEPING)

(WHISPERING) Come on.

(SIGHS)

CARTER:
Nothing's happening.

ALLISON: We tried
everything we could.

Jack, I'm so sorry.

(WHISPERING) No.

No. No.

Come on, come on.
Come on.

Come on. Come on.

(STONE CRACKLING)

CARTER: I'm here.

I got you back.

Hey.
Hi.

Oh, wow.
Petrification does
awesome things for your skin.

Too bad about
the whole
almost dying part.

Yeah.

It was almost, right?
Derek...

Yeah, yeah, he's fine.
And the others, too.

It's quite
a homecoming, huh?

It sure wasn't dull.
(LAUGHS)
No.

How we doing?

Well, I'm not garden
statuary anymore.

Well, that's a good start.

We're going to keep you
here for another day,
just as a precaution.

And don't even
think about arguing.

Hey, if it avoids being
grilled about my love life,
I'm all for it.

Uh, don't count on it.
I'll be right back.

I don't know
how to thank you.

I'm just happy
everything
worked out okay.

(CLEARS THROAT) Well,
I wouldn't say all okay.

What's Zane
doing here?

Apparently,
he and Zoe
are friendly.

Since when?

Since we changed stuff.

Oh, could this
get any worse?

Hey, how's our girl?

Uh, she's good.
Yeah?

(INAUDIBLE)

I'm going to be sick.

Come on.
Oh, God.

She asked my advice
about her new guy.

Her new guy
is my old guy.

I know, I know,
you must be really upset

and you probably
want to kill them.

In normal circumstances,
I'd help you.

Okay, but you're
not okay with this?

No, no, I'm not
okay with this.

And I keep telling myself
that it's a crush and
that it's not going to last.

What if it does?

I got to go.
Okay.

(SIGHS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

Henry, listen.

About lunch today...

(SINGING '80s POP SONG)

What is going on?

You blinded me
with science!

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(LAUGHING)

(CONTINUES SINGING)

So romantic!

So, Zoe's on her way
to a full recovery.

Well, thanks to you.

Well, it was
a team effort.

Well...

You know,

Zoe said that
what starts in
the friend zone

should just stay in
the friend zone.

Do you think
that that's right?

I think that
good friends are
hard to find.

So you think
the kiss was
a mistake?

No.

(BOTH LAUGH)

I think that
what we have,

it's really special.

And if things didn't
work out between us,

especially after
everything we've
been through...

What I'm trying
to say is...

Maybe...
Maybe it's not
worth the risk.

Okay.

BEVERLY: Trevor Grant?

How do you know my name?

I've known
your name
my whole life.

I believe you knew my
father, Adam, back in 1947.

Who are you?

My name is Beverly Barlowe

and we've been waiting
a very long time for you.