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[theme music]
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- Hey, Dad?
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- Yes, Dennis?
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- Why do you wear glasses?
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- Because my eyes
are a little weak.
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- Does that come from
too much reading?
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- I guess that could
have something to do it.
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- You mean, if you
didn't read so much,
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it would be better
for your eyes?
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- I guess you could say that.
- Good!
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Then I won't ask
you to read this.
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- OK.
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What is it?
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- My report card.
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[laughter]
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- Uh, Dennis.
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[theme music]
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- Alice!
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Where's the phone bill, honey?
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I've got the gas bill
and the light bill,
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but not the phone bill.
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- It's right in there
with the others.
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Try shuffling them again.
[laughter]
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- Hey, I, uh, see
you bought yourself
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another new hat this month.
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- I had to get something to
go with your new golf bag.
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[laughter]
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- Touche.
- Hi Mom!
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Hi Dad!
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- Hello, dear.
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- Whatcha making?
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- A cake.
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- Oh boy!
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I hope it's chocolate
with marshmallow icing,
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and pineapples and
cherries on top.
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You know, the kind I
always get sick on.
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- I'm sorry, dear, but
this cake isn't for us,
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it's for Mr. Wilson.
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- Mr. Wilson?
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How come?
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- Oh, I just feel sorry for
him, all alone in that house.
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- Where's Mrs. Wilson?
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- She's gone back east
for a while, dear.
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- Oh.
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When the cake's ready, can I
take it over to Mr. Wilson?
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- You sound a little too anxious.
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I think it's be safer
if I did it myself.
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- That's right, son.
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You might stumble and
get your face in it.
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[music playing]
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[crash]
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- Good heavens, what was that?
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[theme music]
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- And what kind of driving
is that supposed to be?
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- You're not blaming me.
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- Mrs. Elkins, this
is not England.
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Here, people are
supposed to drive
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on the right side of the street.
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Or, don't you know your
right from your left?
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- Well, maybe you don't know
that when a gentleman sees
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a lady coming, he ought
to get out of the way!
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[laughter]
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- Whether or not I am a
gentleman is beside the point.
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The issue is, my
headlight is busted.
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- Why tell me?
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I'm not a repairman.
[laughter]
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- Just a minute.
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This isn't settled yet.
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- It is as far as I'm concerned.
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And don't try to tell
me it was my fault.
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After all, I've been
in enough accidents
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to know who was to blame.
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[laughter]
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- I'm warning you, madam.
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This isn't settled yet.
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- Ha!
Pish, posh!
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[laughter]
[laughter]
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[theme music]
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DENNIS (OFFSCREEN):
Hey, Mr. Wilson!
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Are you home?
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- No, I'm not.
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DENNIS (OFFSCREEN):
But you answered me!
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- All right, then.
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I'll give you
exactly 10 seconds.
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Whoop.
Time's up.
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Time's up.
[laughter]
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- But I'm not in yet.
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- I know.
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Just a gentle hint
that I'm very busy.
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- Hey, I saw that run-in
you had with Mrs. Elkins
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a little while ago.
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- Oh, that impossible woman.
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She ran smack into me.
- Hey!!
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Look at all those feathers!
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Boy, what's all this?
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- Those are some
things I picked up
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last year in the
jungles of Haiti.
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My magazine wanted an
article on witchcraft.
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Now, if you don't mind--
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- Witchcraft!?
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Boy, that sounds spooky.
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What's this?
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Did you play with dolls
when you were in Haiti?
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- That is a voodoo doll, Dennis.
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Witch doctors use them to
cause unpleasant things
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to happen to people
they don't like.
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- Yeah?
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How?
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- Well, for example, if a witch
doctor wanted to put a hex
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on some disagreeable person,
say, like, Mrs. Elkins--
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- Mrs. Elkins?
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- Yes.
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This doll would
represent Mrs. Elkins.
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The witch doctor would stick
this pin in it, close his eyes
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and say, Aba goo, aba
goo, boo la ah, a tone-ee.
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- What would that do?
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- Oh, there's no telling.
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Something awful
might happen to her.
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She might even disappear.
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- Gee, I bet you know a
lot about witch doctors.
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- Oh, you bet I do.
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I lived for three days
with the witch doctor.
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He told me everything he knew.
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- Golly!
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- Now, suppose this doll
represented you, Dennis,
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and I wanted to
make you disappear.
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Aba goo, aba goooo--
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- Okay, I'm going!
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[laughter]
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- Here's the only
dollar I can find.
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- Well, this'll do okay, I guess.
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Now where did I put that pin?
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Oh yeah, here.
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- That's all you need,
just a doll and a pin?
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- Yeah.
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First, you stick the
pin in, like this.
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Then you close your eyes
and say the magic words.
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Aba goo, aba goo--
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- Hey, Dennis?
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Who're we putting this hex on?
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- Hey, that's right.
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Do you know anybody that
you want to make disappear?
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- How about Jimmy Peters?
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He's a wise guy.
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- OK.
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Aba goo, aba goo--
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- No, wait.
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He owes me a nickle.
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I don't want him to
disappear until I get it.
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[laughter]
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- Come on, we got to
think of somebody.
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- Uh-oh, here comes
that dumb old Margaret!
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- Go ahead.
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Try it on her.
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- OK.
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First, we stick the pin in.
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Aba goo, aba goo, goo la moo--
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- Bologna!
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[laughter]
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- It worked, she's gone!
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- Aw, she didn't disappear.
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- I bet even a real witch
doctor couldn't get rid
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of that dumb old Margaret.
[laughter]
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- I heard my name mentioned.
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Don't you know it's
impolite to talk
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about people behind their backs?
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- Oh, we weren't talking
behind your back, Margaret,
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you were coming straight at us!
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- Well, well, since when do
boys start playing with dolls?
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- This is a voodoo
doll, Margaret,
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and you don't know how close it
came to making you disappear.
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- Ha, ha, ha!
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Where'd you get that nonsense?
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- From Mr. Wilson, that's who.
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- Tell her what he's
doing to Mrs. Elkins
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cause she ran into him.
- He's putting a hex on her.
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Mr. Wilson knows all
about witch doctor stuff.
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- What's he doing to her?
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- I don't know,
but a witch doctor
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can make anything happen.
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- Hey, let's go see Mrs.
Elkins and find out.
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- Yeah, come on!
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- That's the silliest
thing I've ever heard of.
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- Well, if you think
it's so silly,
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what are you tagging along for?
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- I just want to see you when
you find out how stupid you are.
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[laughter]
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- Well, children,
you still haven't
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told me the reason
for your visit.
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- They've been too busy eating.
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- Well, Dennis?
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- Has anything bad happened
to you today, Mrs. Elkins?
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- Tommy!
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- Bad?
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- I should say so.
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Ever since she got
up this morning.
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This has been a
terrible day for her.
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- What happened?
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- Well, first she dropped one
of her best china plates,
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and, and then she
cut her finger,
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and then her cat scratched her.
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- What made your cat
do that, Mrs. Elkins?
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- Why, I don't know.
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She never did anything
like that before.
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I don't know what got into her.
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[laughter]
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- Why are you staring
at me like that?
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- Who, us?
[laughter]
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- Why don't you tell her, Dennis?
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- That new Mr. Wilson
put a hex on you.
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- A hex?
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- Now, Tommy, I'll
have to tell her.
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Well, Mr. Wilson stuck
a pin in a voodoo doll.
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Something bad might be
happening to you today.
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- Now what kind of
ridiculous talk is that?
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- Oh, it isn't ridiculous
talk, Mrs. Elkins.
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Mr. Wilson knows all about
being a witch doctor.
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- Witch doctor?
- Yeah!
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He lived with one in Haiti
and he learned all voodoo,
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and putting hexes
on people, and--
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- Now that's enough of that.
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I don't find this sort
of talk at all amusing.
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[meowing]
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- For goodness sake, Lucy!
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You better do something
about those cats.
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Sounds like somebody
put a hex on them.
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- Would everybody please
stop talking about hexes?
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As if there
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were such a thing.
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[meowing]
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[window opening]
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- Buff, Tabby!
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Stop that!
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Witch doctor!
[window slams]
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[laughter]
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- Gracious, Lucy, you
might have been hurt!
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- Jeepers!
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It's really working!
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[laughter]
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- Stop it, all of you.
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It's absurd.
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That man's no more a
witch doctor than I am,
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is he, Tinkerbell?
[cat yowls]
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[laughter]
- Wow!
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That cat must know something.
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They pal around with
witches, you know.
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[laughter]
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- That's enough.
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Children, you'll have
to run along now.
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Thank you for coming.
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Good-bye.
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- Good-bye, Mrs. Elkins.
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- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
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And good luck.
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- Goodbye.
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- Carrie, you don't believe
that man Wilson had
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anything to do with
all this, do you?
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- Well, after all, Lucy,
you did smash up his car
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and he warned you he'd
do something about it.
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00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:14,680
Well, something is making
all these things happen.
261
00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:15,547
- Oh!
262
00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:16,915
It's too ridiculous.
263
00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:18,517
I refuse to be intimidated.
264
00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:19,885
[phone rings]
265
00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:23,422
[glass breaking]
[cat yowls]
266
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:27,359
[laughter]
267
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,328
[phone rings]
268
00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,696
- Oh, I'm coming!
269
00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:32,264
I'm coming.
270
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,233
[phone rings]
271
00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:34,967
- Hello?
272
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,503
Oh, Maybelle.
273
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:40,839
Say, what do you know
about that Mr. Wilson?
274
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:43,375
Well, I'm beginning
to wonder about him.
275
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:47,713
Strange things have
been happening.
276
00:10:47,714 --> 00:10:50,616
- Well, thank you, Alice.
277
00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:53,085
Oh my, that looks delicious.
278
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,888
You've been working so hard on
that magazine article of yours,
279
00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:58,691
I thought you deserved
a nice home-baked cake.
280
00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:00,559
- That was very
thoughtful of you.
281
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,895
- Oh, and if you have any
trouble finishing it,
282
00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,863
I'm sure Dennis will
be happy to help you.
283
00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:07,066
As a neighborly
gesture, of course.
284
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,867
- I'm sure he will.
285
00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:11,370
Oh, and speaking
of neighbors, I've
286
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,472
been thinking about
giving a little party
287
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:16,075
so I could meet some
of your nice neighbors.
288
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,377
- Oh, what a good idea!
289
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:21,146
- And I wondered if you and
Henry would act as co-hosts
290
00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:24,750
and help with the
invitation list?
291
00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:25,517
- Of course.
292
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,785
We'd love to.
293
00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:29,088
- I had intended doing
this much sooner,
294
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:32,458
but I've been so busy writing
my next magazine article.
295
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:33,859
- Yes.
296
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,494
Dennis tells me you're
quite an expert on voodoo.
297
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:38,263
In fact, he thinks you're
something of a witch doctor.
298
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:41,734
- Well, he was rather impressed
with the paraphernalia
299
00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:42,901
I've collected.
300
00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,370
- He certainly was.
301
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,972
- Incidentally, I have
some film and recorded
302
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:49,241
tribal ceremonies and rituals.
303
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:51,477
I could show those
at the party if you
304
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:54,346
think the guests would be
interested in such a thing.
305
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:57,149
- I think that's
a wonderful idea!
306
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,885
- And that gives me another idea.
307
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,320
We could send out
the invitations
308
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:04,590
with little voodoo
dolls attached.
309
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:09,661
- Mr. Wilson, I think you have
a little Elsa Maxwell in you.
310
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:10,896
Well, I better be going.
311
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,398
- Oh, uh, just a minute.
312
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,900
I'll walk out with you.
313
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,136
When you arrived, I
was just going out
314
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,672
to sweep up the glass from
that accident this morning.
315
00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:20,939
I forgot all about it.
316
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,942
I don't want anyone
to cut a tire on it.
317
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:26,679
- You'll invite Mrs. Elkins
to your party, of course?
318
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,147
- Well of course!
319
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,215
You can't have a witch
doctor party without a witch.
320
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,418
[laughter]
321
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,619
- Well.
322
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,788
- Thank you.
323
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,322
Now you let us know
just as soon as you
324
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:38,992
need us to help with
the arrangements.
325
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:39,892
- Thanks again, Alice.
326
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,226
- All right.
Bye.
327
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:47,466
- Bye.
328
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,868
[car driving]
329
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:56,842
[laughter]
330
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:57,843
[car tire blowout]
331
00:12:57,844 --> 00:13:02,748
[laughter]
332
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,283
- I tried to warn you!
333
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:08,287
[laughter]
334
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,622
- And for no reason
at all, Agnes,
335
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,624
he ran out and put
a hex on my tire.
336
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,759
[laughter]
337
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,161
- Why, my goodness!
338
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,831
That Lucy Elkins was right.
339
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:19,865
- Oh, yes!
340
00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:21,734
He's a witch doctor for sure!
341
00:13:21,735 --> 00:13:23,836
He even had a broom.
[laughter]
342
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,337
- A broom?
343
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,573
Well, I never!
344
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,208
Carrie, I'll call
you right back.
345
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,410
I've got to tell
Hazel about this.
346
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,544
[laughter]
347
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,780
- And I checked all
the addresses for you.
348
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,181
- Oh, splendid, Alice.
349
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:38,650
I appreciate your helping
me with the guest list.
350
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,754
And now I better see about
getting some voodoo dolls
351
00:13:41,755 --> 00:13:43,756
to go along with
the invitations.
352
00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:46,091
Do you have a five
and dime store handy?
353
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,826
- Well, Smalley's is the closest.
354
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,595
- Can I go with you, Mr. Wilson?
355
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,630
I'll show you where it is.
356
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:52,898
- All right, Dennis.
357
00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,433
Thank you.
358
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,235
- Sounds like you're going
to have a real swell party.
359
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:59,238
- When John Wilson gives
a party, it's a real--
360
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,839
- Wingding.
361
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,041
That's the word.
362
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,510
And a rooty- toot- toot!
363
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,512
- Come on, my boy.
364
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,715
- I tell you, Lucy Elkins
hasn't been the same
365
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,083
since he stuck a pin
in that voodoo doll.
366
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,052
- And he seemed like
such a nice man.
367
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,789
- Looks can be
deceiving, Mr. Smalley.
368
00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:18,857
- He's a witch doctor, all right.
369
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,226
Why, yesterday in
the market, he just
370
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:24,096
looked at Amy Putnam
and she got the hives.
371
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,931
- Oh, Amy Putnam
can get the hives
372
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:27,833
just looking at strawberries.
373
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,135
- But she wasn't looking
at strawberries.
374
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,170
She was buying lamb chops.
375
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,572
[laughter]
[bell ringing]
376
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,108
- Speak of the devil!
377
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:39,578
- Good morning.
378
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:40,579
- Hi, Mr. Smalley.
379
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,714
- Hello, Dennis.
380
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,649
- I want to buy some dolls.
381
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,317
[laughter]
382
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,087
- Yes, small ones,
about there so.
383
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,456
- You know, Mr.
Smalley, like the kind
384
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,890
you make into voodoo dolls.
385
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,859
[laughter]
386
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,428
- Dennis, I wanted
to keep that secret.
387
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,097
[laughter]
388
00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:00,934
- H-h-how many dolls do you want?
389
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,201
- Well, let's see.
390
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,503
How many people I
have to take care of.
391
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:07,673
[laughter]
392
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:08,507
- About a dozen.
393
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,608
[laughter]
394
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:10,776
- I see.
395
00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,244
- Better make it 15.
396
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,446
I might decide to
include someone
397
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,414
else at the last minute.
398
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:21,587
[laughter] [theme music]
399
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:25,457
- Jeepers, they looked like
they were scared of something.
400
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,059
[laughter]
401
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:30,896
- Uhh, Mr. Wilson, I don't have
15 dolls like you want on hand.
402
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:32,664
I, I may have some
in the stock room.
403
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:35,067
Uh, uh, it'll take
a little while.
404
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,568
- Well then, I'll come back.
405
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:40,172
Eh-- you won't disappoint
me, will you Mr. Smalley?
406
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,941
- Oh no no, no.
[laughter]
407
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,510
- Hey, Mr. Wilson,
are you going to send
408
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:45,844
Mr. Smalley a doll, too?
409
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,780
He's a neighbor.
410
00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,148
- Oh?
411
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,583
Oh, are you a neighbor
of mine, Mr. Smalley?
412
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:52,685
- Who, me?
413
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:53,652
Oh, no, sir.
414
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,354
I live miles away.
415
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,321
[laughter]
416
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:57,456
- When did you move?
- Tomorrow.
417
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:05,164
[laughter]
418
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,701
- What would Mr. Wilson
be doing with 15 dolls?
419
00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:11,938
- Well, one sure thing is, he
isn't gonna play Santa Claus.
420
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,807
- He's gonna make voodoo dolls.
421
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,442
- Voodoo dolls?
422
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,043
- That's why we called you.
423
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:21,146
Sargent Mooney, 15 people
are in mortal peril!
424
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,548
[laughter]
425
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:25,084
- Don't you think you ladies are
making a big fuss over nothing?
426
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,685
Witch doctors--
that's kid stuff.
427
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,388
- You wouldn't say that if he
tried to slam a window down
428
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,623
on your head, and turned
your old cat against you.
429
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:32,858
[laughter]
430
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:34,059
- What you want me to do?
431
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:35,661
- Investigate him.
432
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,063
- Arrest him.
433
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:42,534
- I can't arrest a man
just for-- for dolls.
434
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:43,702
All right, all right.
435
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,871
The law must protect
the community.
436
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:47,673
All members of it.
437
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:51,276
So, I will look into the matter.
Ladies.
438
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:55,948
[laughter]
439
00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:57,282
- You hear that?
440
00:16:57,283 --> 00:16:58,550
That's what I want
to play at the party.
441
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,519
[tribal music]
442
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,888
- Isn't that something?
443
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,256
Oh, that's fascinating.
444
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,725
That'll teach me to complain
about rock and roll.
445
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,594
- Jeepers, that's keen.
446
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,329
Well, what are they doing?
447
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,731
- Well, it's an ancient
tribal ceremony.
448
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:17,369
The warriors are being driven
to a frenzy by the witch doctor,
449
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,938
before going into battle.
450
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,473
This goes on all night.
451
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,441
Let me show you.
452
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,043
[tribal music]
453
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,912
Now, the witch doctor puts on
all these things, like this.
454
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:29,815
He wears a mask,
and a headdress,
455
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,551
and the gyrations
he goes through!
456
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,486
Ooo- ooh- whoo- whoo--
457
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,822
- (LAUGHING)
458
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:39,925
- Whoa, I'm going to learn
that kind of dancing.
459
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:42,227
- You'll never get that in
dancing school, my boy.
460
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,862
[laughter]
- I'll tell you what.
461
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:46,065
Why don't you two sit
down right over there,
462
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:48,767
and I'll go through the
whole ceremonial for you.
463
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,369
- Good.
464
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:54,173
[tribal music]
465
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:57,443
- Boy, he sure knows a
lot about witch doctors.
466
00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:01,447
[tribal music]
467
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,415
[drums beating]
468
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,417
[laughter]
469
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:14,760
[drums beating]
470
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,362
[drums and tribal music]
471
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:20,766
[laughter]
472
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:35,481
[drums and tribal music]
473
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,715
- Now I've seen everything.
474
00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:42,187
[laughter]
475
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:46,091
- So, I think it's up to us
to do something about it,
476
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:48,327
since we can't depend
upon the police to act.
477
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:51,597
- And after what you
yourself saw yesterday.
478
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,632
- But my hands are tied.
479
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,134
I talked to the chief.
480
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,136
And there's nothing in the
book that says a man cannot
481
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:59,605
entertain a tribe of
headhunters in his own home,
482
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,040
if he wants to.
483
00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:03,008
- The nerve of that man.
484
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,277
Sending people voodoo dolls.
485
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,846
And asking them to
come to a party.
486
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:11,517
- Uh, have you got one
of those voodoo dolls?
487
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:12,318
- Right here.
488
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,025
- Having a party Friday at eight.
489
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,361
Lots of fun, so don't be late.
490
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,930
RSVP.
491
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,665
- My answer is a firm no.
492
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,267
- I'm not going, either.
493
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:31,603
- I wouldn't go near
that man's house.
494
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:35,407
- Hadn't we better get Henry
and Alice Mitchell on our side?
495
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,909
- Oh, you know them.
496
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,577
Sitting right next
door, they're probably
497
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,613
already taken in by him.
498
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,282
- Here, uh, you better take this.
499
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,516
[laughter]
500
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:48,053
- Lucy, aren't you afraid
to keep that doll around?
501
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,688
- I've already been hexed.
502
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,523
But who will be next?
503
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,758
That's the point.
504
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,927
[laughter]
505
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:57,396
- Henry, there's
something fishy going on.
506
00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:00,599
Everybody's calling up to say
they're not coming to my party.
507
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,934
- Well, that's strange.
508
00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:03,736
Hasn't anyone accepted?
509
00:20:03,737 --> 00:20:06,038
- Yes, you and Alice.
510
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:09,441
Am I being deliberately
snubbed for some reason?
511
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,743
- I don't know why, John.
512
00:20:10,744 --> 00:20:13,579
I thought everyone was
anxious to meet you.
513
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,447
Uh, OK, we'll see you tonight.
514
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:16,215
So long, John.
515
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:19,952
- Goodbye, Henry.
516
00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:21,720
- Isn't that something, though?
517
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,955
- What's the matter?
518
00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:24,123
- Looks like you and
I are going to be
519
00:20:24,124 --> 00:20:26,191
the only guests at
the party tonight.
520
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:28,794
You mean everybody's
refusing to come?
521
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:31,130
- But they can't do
that to Mr. Wilson.
522
00:20:31,131 --> 00:20:34,233
He's going to a lot of
trouble to have this party.
523
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,635
- John sounded like he was
taking it pretty hard.
524
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,804
- The poor man.
525
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,406
This is dreadful.
526
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,775
- It's not fair.
527
00:20:42,776 --> 00:20:45,377
- Where are you off to, son?
528
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,880
- I'm going to see that
he isn't disappointed.
529
00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:49,949
Mr. Wilson's going
to have his party.
530
00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:59,158
[door slams]
531
00:20:59,159 --> 00:21:01,593
- There's no sign of
a party going on.
532
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,895
- We've got the right night.
533
00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:05,064
- Oh, it's the right
night, all right.
534
00:21:05,065 --> 00:21:07,499
- Well, I guess we
cooked his goose.
535
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,936
- Serves him right, him
and his black magic.
536
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,344
- My goodness, who was that?
537
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:19,745
- That looked like
little Jerry Spinks.
538
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:21,180
- Oh?
539
00:21:21,181 --> 00:21:23,916
What's he doing, going into
that awful man's house?
540
00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:25,351
- There's no telling.
541
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:28,087
I wonder how many other
children he's got in there.
542
00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:29,521
- Ohh.
543
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,490
- I'd better go and call Jerry's
mother, and Sargent Mooney,
544
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:34,526
too.
[laughter]
545
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:35,661
- Isn't that pretty?
546
00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:38,330
(CHORUS OF VOICES)
YES!
547
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:42,668
- Now, this is old Aba Tu,
the chief of the tribe.
548
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:45,371
I-- I guess he didn't
heed the warning
549
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:47,773
to brush his teeth
after every meal.
550
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:51,577
- [children laughing]
551
00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,013
- Now, here's the native village.
552
00:21:53,113 --> 00:21:55,347
Uh, notice the grass huts.
553
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:57,850
You have to be very careful
when you mow your lawn,
554
00:21:57,851 --> 00:21:59,351
or you'll find
yourself homeless.
555
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:01,854
[laughter]
556
00:22:01,855 --> 00:22:03,822
- Aren't the children fascinated?
557
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,124
- Yes.
558
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:06,825
It's a shame their
parents didn't come.
559
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,128
Threw me for a loop when
Smalley told me why.
560
00:22:09,129 --> 00:22:15,068
[laughter]
561
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:22,308
[doorbell]
562
00:22:26,146 --> 00:22:27,546
- Oh, hello Mrs. Mitchell.
563
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:30,215
Uh, Mrs. Elkins said all
the kids in the neighborhood
564
00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:30,984
are here.
565
00:22:31,084 --> 00:22:32,117
What's going on, exactly?
566
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,987
- Why don't you all
come in and see?
567
00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:36,822
- Well, we've just
come for our children.
568
00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:39,658
[laughter]
569
00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:40,626
- Sargeant Mooney
570
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:42,294
- Hello, Mr. Mitchell.
571
00:22:42,295 --> 00:22:45,097
- Well, I see we have
some more guests.
572
00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:47,299
I'm delighted that
our adult neighbors
573
00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:50,736
decided to join
the younger group.
574
00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:53,172
[laughter]
- Come in.
575
00:22:53,173 --> 00:22:55,274
Come in.
576
00:22:55,275 --> 00:22:58,110
- Now, this is the
dreaded crocodile.
577
00:22:58,111 --> 00:23:00,813
Every year, these creatures
take a countless toll
578
00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:03,649
of human lives.
579
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,118
Now these are the
native warriors.
580
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:10,322
These men are recognized as the
bravest in the entire world.
581
00:23:10,323 --> 00:23:12,825
There are only two
things they're afraid of.
582
00:23:12,826 --> 00:23:16,963
The crocodile and their wives.
583
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:20,332
The warriors' wives, that
is, not the crocodiles'.
584
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:27,106
[laughter]
585
00:23:27,107 --> 00:23:29,308
- I don't see anything
wrong going on here.
586
00:23:29,309 --> 00:23:31,076
[laughter]
587
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:34,847
- And that concludes
our little showing.
588
00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:37,316
For the benefit of
those who came in late,
589
00:23:37,317 --> 00:23:39,318
that film was taken
on my recent trip
590
00:23:39,319 --> 00:23:42,755
to Haiti, where I was gathering
material for a magazine article
591
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,356
on the subject of voodoo.
592
00:23:44,357 --> 00:23:47,459
- Which hardly makes him a witch
doctor, does it, Mrs. Elkins?
593
00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:48,861
[laughter]
594
00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:51,130
- And getting back to the
subject of witch doctors--
595
00:23:51,131 --> 00:23:53,832
the witch doctor only
is feared because
596
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:55,701
of ignorance and superstition.
597
00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:57,569
The same things
that set neighbor
598
00:23:57,570 --> 00:24:00,839
against neighbor, and
people against people, all
599
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,141
over the world.
600
00:24:02,142 --> 00:24:04,576
- Just like it happened
in our neighborhood.
601
00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:06,245
- That's right.
602
00:24:06,246 --> 00:24:08,781
And now, if my co-hosts
Mr. And Mrs. Mitchell
603
00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:10,082
would lead you to
the dining room,
604
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:12,284
I'm sure you'd all
enjoy some refreshments.
605
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:14,420
I hope there's
enough to go around.
606
00:24:14,421 --> 00:24:19,058
Thanks to Dennis'
little, uh, club meeting,
607
00:24:19,059 --> 00:24:22,161
there's a larger
turnout than I expected.
608
00:24:22,162 --> 00:24:23,796
- Won't you join us, Mrs. Elkins?
609
00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:27,466
- Well, I guess I can
stay for a minute.
610
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:30,202
- You sure thought up a
swell party, Mr. Wilson.
611
00:24:30,203 --> 00:24:32,504
- Well, I didn't think
it up alone, Tommy.
612
00:24:32,505 --> 00:24:36,241
This was a case of two
heads being better than one.
613
00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:37,543
Right, Dennis?
614
00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:40,412
- Yeah, and with all that ice
cream in there, right now
615
00:24:40,413 --> 00:24:42,681
I'm thinking two tummies
would be better than
616
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:44,550
[laughter]
617
00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:45,584
- I'll lend you mine.
618
00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:46,518
[laughter]
619
00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:47,419
- Come on, children.
620
00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:48,520
Come on.
[applause]
621
00:24:48,521 --> 00:24:51,624
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