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[music playing]
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- Hi Mom, Hi Dad, I
want you to meet Clive.
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- Oh, hello Clive.
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- And who's little boy are you?
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- He's ours.
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- Ours?
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- I just won him from Clive's big
brother in a game of marbles.
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[music playing]
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- There, now Mitchell, you
see this little tripper
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breaks the circuit.
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And all I have to do
is attach this wire
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you brought me right there to
the back of my homemade burglar
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alarm.
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And if anyone tries to
break in, these lights
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will flash, this bell will
ring, the siren will go off.
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- And we'll get a summons
for disturbing the peace.
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- Oh, Martha.
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- You're really concerned
about these robberies,
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aren't you, Mr. Wilson?
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- I most certainly am, Mitchell.
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Just look at this
headline, "Stocking Bandit
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Strikes Again."
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Why, do you realize
there have been
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four robberies the last five
days all in this general area?
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- Well, don't look at me.
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I've been home every evening.
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And I can prove it.
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Sure you won't change your
mind and play a little golf me.
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- Oh, no thank you, Mitchell,
but thanks again for the wire
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you brought me.
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[music playing]
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- There, Martha,
we are now living
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in an impregnable castle.
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There is absolutely
no way anyone
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can get inside these walls
without first setting
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off the George Wilson, homemade,
super deluxe, fool proof
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burglar alarm.
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- Hi Mr. Wilson!
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Hi Mrs. WIlson!
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- Dennis, Great Scott,
how did you get in here?
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- Through the basement.
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I was playing hide
and seek with Tommy.
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- Oh, good grief, I forgot
all about the basement.
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- Hey, Mr. Wilson,
do you know who
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I think is living
right next door to you?
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- Dennis I know who's living
right next door to me, you.
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- I mean on the
other side, the man
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who just moved in last week.
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- Oh, now, don't tell me you
think he's the stocking bandit.
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- Jeepers, yes!
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- Dennis, I may not like
my new neighbor very much.
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But I assure you he is
not the stocking bandit.
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- Are you sure?
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- What makes you think Mr.
Switzer is the stocking bandit?
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- Because he keeps the
shades down and keeps
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peaking out of corners.
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- You know, Martha,
I've noticed that too.
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- I hardly think that evidence
would stand up in court.
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- What are you going
to do now, Mr. Wilson?
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- I'm going to mind
my own business.
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And I suggest you
do the same thing.
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You run on home, Dennis.
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I'm very busy.
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- Doing what?
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- Oh, well, I'll
think of something.
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[music playing]
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[sirens]
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- Jeepers, Mr. Wilson, that
sure is a swell new front door
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buzzer you got.
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- Oh, for Pete's Sake!
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[music playing]
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- Ha, there's that Wilson
fellow peering over here again.
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- Oh, Marvin, there's no law
against a person looking out
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of his window.
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- Look, Lillian, I still say
that there is something mighty
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peculiar about a man getting so
upset because somebody happens
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to drive over his
Petunia border.
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- Oh, Marvin.
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- George Wilson.
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- Oh, well it is peculiar
the way that man
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keeps his shape drawn all
the time and peaking out.
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- Oh, George, just
because he accidentally
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drove across your Petunia border
doesn't make him a criminal.
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- Perhaps not, Martha,
but you just never
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know who's living next
door to you these days.
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- Here, George, here's the
silk stocking you wanted.
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- Oh, thank you, Martha.
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Yes, my alarm will stop him
if he comes in the door.
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But if he tries the
window, well, we'll
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soon see how good a
watchdog Fremont is.
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- Dear, don't think
you're being just
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a little silly about
this whole thing?
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- Now, Martha,
there's nothing silly
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about a man trying
to protect his home,
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especially when a
hardened criminal
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could be living right next door.
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- Yes, dear.
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- Now, you let Fremont up from
the basement when I leave.
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I'll put this stocking
mask on to disguise myself.
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Then I'll tap at the
window and try to break in.
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- Oh, George that cap, what
will the neighbors think?
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- Well, Martha, I'll only be
out there for a few minutes.
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[music playing]
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- Hmm, strange--
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- Now, Marvin they
are his bushes.
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He's probably just
pruning them or something.
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- With a cap pulled down,
and his collar turned up,
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and holding a silk stocking?
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- Next you'll be telling me
he's the stocking bandit
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robbing his own house
because business is slow.
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- Lillian, the man
could be deranged.
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Remember, kleptomaniacs
don't care who they rob.
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- Come on.
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- But there is a man next
door, Mrs. Mitchell.
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- Yeah, Ma, with his back to
us and a funny-looking cap on.
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[music playing]
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- I wish your father were home.
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[buzzing]
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- Oh dear, the
Wilson's line is busy.
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- Oh boy, Mrs. Mitchell,
now he's pulling something
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down over his head.
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- He's the stocking
bandit, OK Tommy.
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I'm going to get all my
guns out just in case.
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- Operator, give me the police.
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And hurry.
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Police?
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This is Mrs. Henry
Mitchell of 627 Elm Street.
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I want to report a--
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- A mean old stocking bandit.
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[music playing]
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- Now, Becker, I
told the chief I'd
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be glad to take week
off from the desk
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just to see you got
started all right.
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So I'll make the decisions.
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- OK, Sarge.
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- Yeah, you remember that, and
we'll be the happiness twins.
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- Sure, Sergeant.
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RADIO (OFFSCREEN): Car 29,
Car 29, come in please.
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- I think that's us, Sarge.
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- I know it's us.
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- Car 29, go ahead.
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RADIO (OFFSCREEN):
Stocking bandit
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reported hiding in bushes the
vicinity of 627 Elm Street.
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Proceed with caution.
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- 10-4.
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- Come on, Sarge!
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- Becker!
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It's such a lovely day.
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Let's drive over, shall we?
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[music playing]
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- He's looking in
their window now.
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- Oh dear, I still
can't get the Wilson's.
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- Maybe he cut their
telephone wires.
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Boy, is the phone company
going to be sore at him.
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- Yes, Harriet,
yes, dear, Harriet,
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I really-- Harriet, I'm
expecting a stocking bandit.
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[knocking]
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- Oh, I wonder where
that silly dog is.
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Fremont?
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[shrieking]
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- Sorry, Sarge, right
on your corn, huh?
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- Becker, you stay in the car.
Listen to the radio?
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- What station?
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- Well, try one.
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What station he asks.
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[whistling]
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- Fremont!
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Fremont?
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[music playing]
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- Fremont?
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- Gotcha!
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- What's going on here?
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Let me up!
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Ow!
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- Sergeant Mooney's caught him!
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- Oh boy!
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- Children come back here!
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- Oh, for heaven's sake,
Mooney get off me!
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- George Wilson is that you?
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- Well, of course it's
me, you fat head.
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- It's Mr. Wilson!
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- Oh, dear!
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- I was worried to death.
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- George Wilson, what in Sam
Hill you doing in that get up?
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- Well, if you must
know, Mooney, I
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was testing Fremont to find
out how good a watch dog he is.
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[barking]
- Now I've seen everything.
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- Here comes Fremont
now, Mr. Wilson.
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- Uh oh, I hope he doesn't
bite me in this disguise.
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All right, Fremont,
it's only me.
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[bark]
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- Oh, good grief.
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[laughter]
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- Some watch dog!
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[music playing]
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- Oh, can you
imagine that Mooney,
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attacking innocent people
on their own property?
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- Now, George, Sergeant Mooney
was only doing his duty.
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- Fiddle faddle his duty.
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And shame on you, Fremont.
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A fine watch dog you are.
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And get off that chair!
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- Mr. Wilson!
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Mr. Wilson!
- Oh, good grief.
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- Hey, Mr. Wilson, look at
this picture of the 10 most
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wanted criminals that Tommy
took off a detective magazine.
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- Don't tell me you finally
made the list, Dennis.
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- Who does this look
like to you, Mr. Wilson?
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- Well, let's see.
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I don't know.
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It does remind me
of somebody, though.
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- Here, why don't you
draw a mustache on him?
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- Great Scott, Martha, it looks
just exactly like Mr. Switzer!
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- Boy, does it ever.
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- Well, I admit the
mustaches do look alike.
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- No, Martha, what
could be more logical?
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A wanted convict hiding out in a
quiet, respectable neighborhood
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by day--
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- And being the stocking
bandit by night.
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- Cecil Skinny Boy Floyd,
alias Slimy Cecil,
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alias Cecil the Fifth, alias--
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- Mr. Wilson!
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Come look!
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Here he is now!
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[music playing]
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- Martha, the resemblance
is startling!
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- Yes, dear, Alice and I
are going to the store.
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- Oh, all right, Martha, goodbye.
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- Are you going to call
Sergeant Mooney, Mr. Wilson?
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- No, Dennis, if I call that
old windbag and I'm wrong
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he'd make me the laughingstock
of the entire town.
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No, Dennis, we need
some positive evidence
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before we can do anything.
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[music playing]
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- Oh, what have we here?
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Dennis, that must be
the rest of his gang!
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- There's one thing I don't
understand, Mr. Wilson.
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- Yes, Dennis?
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- If crime doesn't pay,
how come the bad guys
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drive big, new cars?
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- Well, Lou, is it or is not
the best cheap costume jewelery
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you've seen in years?
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- Pull up the shade, will you?
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- Great Scott!
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If that isn't a diamond
bracelet I'll eat my new hat.
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- Let me see, Mr. Wilson.
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Wow!
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- They're good for
the money, all right.
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The manufacturer
was going bankrupt.
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And we bought up his entire
inventory at half price.
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Burt and I should be
able to peddle this
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to every shop that sells
costume jewelry in the state,
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00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,218
right, boy?
254
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,687
- We've got plenty of it in the
basement, and more on the way.
255
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:25,657
And if that isn't
enough, then-- uh, oh.
256
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,962
There he is again, Lillian.
257
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,597
This time he's spying on
us through binoculars.
258
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,966
- Oh, Marvin.
259
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,667
Marvin's convinced that
our next door neighbor
260
00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:38,437
is the local stocking bandit.
261
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,774
- Say, why don't we take this
case and try old man Schultz?
262
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,376
If we can sell a tough
a wholesaler like him,
263
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:45,911
then we know we got 'em made.
264
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:46,578
- You do that.
265
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:47,113
All right, let's go.
266
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,353
- Marvin!
267
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:57,222
- Just in case our
friendly neighbor
268
00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,158
drops in while we're out.
269
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,226
- And what are you going
to do with the key?
270
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:02,095
Swallow it?
271
00:16:05,699 --> 00:16:08,734
- Can you see
anything, Mr. Wilson?
272
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,271
- No, those darn
curtains are in the way.
273
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,943
Nope, can't see a thing.
274
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:21,146
Well, let's get out of here
before they return, Dennis.
275
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,148
Dennis?
276
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,150
[music playing]
277
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:29,555
- Hey, Mr. Wilson!
278
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,725
This window is open!
279
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,131
Uh oh, I dropped my water gun.
280
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,700
- Well, you'll just
have to leave it then.
281
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,235
- But it's brand new.
282
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,837
It's only been squirted once.
283
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:48,407
- Oh, all right, but hurry.
284
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,310
[music playing]
285
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,558
- Wow--ee!
286
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,461
Hey, Mr. Wilson!
287
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,030
Look!
288
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:15,467
This sure would make a
swell reflector for my bike.
289
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:18,871
- Great Scott, Dennis!
290
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,173
Quick, close that case
up and slide it over here
291
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,574
so I can reach it.
292
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:25,144
We'll take it to that fat
head Mooney as evidence.
293
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:33,485
Hurry!
294
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:37,089
Lift it up to where
I can reach it!
295
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:38,457
Hurry!
296
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,458
Just lift it up!
297
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,859
- It's too heavy, Mr. Wilson.
298
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:44,064
- Oh, all right, I'll get it.
299
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,107
- Are you OK, Mr. Wilson?
300
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:56,076
- Good grief.
301
00:18:03,717 --> 00:18:07,886
- This time, Marvin,
we just can't miss.
302
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,389
- Yeah, that Lou certainly
knows his business.
303
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,324
Once he got inside the
door, that poor man
304
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,660
never knew what hit him.
305
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,396
- Jeepers, did you
hear that, Mr. Wilson?
306
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,364
- Shh!
307
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,132
Why, the fiend!
308
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:24,037
Dennis, we've got to call
Mooney before they strike again.
309
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:33,245
- That sounded like it
came from the basement.
310
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:36,215
- Push harder, Mr. Wilson.
311
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,183
- I did push hard.
312
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,585
Dennis, be quiet.
313
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:43,555
Now we'll try it again.
314
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:46,693
- Marvin, there is
somebody down there!
315
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,971
- Oh, I forgot the phone
isn't connected yet.
316
00:18:58,071 --> 00:18:59,805
- Run next door and call the
police from the Wilson's!
317
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,373
- Yes, dear-- the Wilson's!
318
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:05,344
That could be him
down there now.
319
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,278
- Oh, Marvin.
320
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,613
- I'll go to the next house.
321
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:15,888
You lock yourself
in the bathroom.
322
00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:16,889
- Alice!
323
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:20,092
Honey, I'm home!
324
00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:24,096
[doorbell]
325
00:19:24,097 --> 00:19:26,098
- I live down the street.
It's an emergency.
326
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:27,901
Can I use your phone?
327
00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:36,642
- Phew, finally.
328
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,611
- And it was the water from
my water gun that did it,
329
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,213
huh Mr. Wilson?
330
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:45,184
- That's right, Dennis.
331
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,553
Good boy.
332
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,755
Oh, geez.
333
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:59,632
Oh!
334
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,573
- It's stuck, Mr. Wilson.
335
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:08,741
- Well, of course it's stuck.
336
00:20:08,742 --> 00:20:10,309
Don't just sit there.
337
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,744
Call for help.
338
00:20:11,745 --> 00:20:13,645
- OK, help!
- Shh!
339
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:15,748
No, not here!
340
00:20:15,749 --> 00:20:18,183
- Oh.
341
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:22,388
RADIO (OFFSCREEN): Car 29,
car 29, come in please.
342
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,990
- Car 29, go ahead.
343
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:28,527
RADIO (OFFSCREEN): Proceed to
627 Elm Street immediately.
344
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:30,496
Robber reported in the vicinity.
345
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:33,332
- Yes sir, or, 10-4.
346
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,068
[music playing]
347
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:44,977
[sirens]
- Becker!
348
00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:48,313
Wait for me!
349
00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:50,649
[doorbell]
- Mrs. Wilson!
350
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:56,189
Mrs. Wilson!
351
00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:04,163
- The police want me
to wait here for them.
352
00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:05,431
I hope you don't mind.
353
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:06,632
- Not at all, Mr. Switzer.
354
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:07,967
And stop your worrying.
355
00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:10,402
I'm sure Mrs. Switzer
is perfectly all right.
356
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,770
- Oh!
357
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,439
- That's one of my
son's water pistols
358
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,308
from his locally famous arsenal.
359
00:21:22,315 --> 00:21:23,783
- Jeepers, he's got Dad!
360
00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:32,091
- Oh, Fremont, what
are you doing here?
361
00:21:32,092 --> 00:21:32,524
Go home, Fremont.
362
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:33,159
Go on.
363
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,166
- Help!
364
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,534
Sergeant Mooney, boy
am I glad to see you!
365
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:43,502
Come on!
366
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:47,506
- OK.
367
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:49,808
- You and I'll will
go in the back way.
368
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,344
You wait out here, Mr. Mitchell.
369
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:58,917
I sure wish I hadn't
forgotten the Sarge like that.
370
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:03,622
[barking]
371
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,057
- Stick it!
372
00:22:05,058 --> 00:22:08,160
- Well, they were right
her, Sergeant Mooney.
373
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:10,763
Dad!
Hey, Dad!
374
00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:11,797
Dad!
375
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:14,533
He must have taken
Dad to his hideout.
376
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:16,502
Come on!
- Wait for me, Dennis!
377
00:22:16,503 --> 00:22:18,504
[barking]
378
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:20,539
- Mr. Wilson, what on
Earth are you doing?
379
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,174
- Oh, Mitchell there's
no time to explain now.
380
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:23,575
- Dad, are you all right?
381
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,377
- Mooney, it's about time.
382
00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:26,311
- This isn't a place to be--
383
00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:27,513
- Quiet all you.
384
00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:28,414
Dennis get over there
where it's safe.
385
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,248
- Help me out of here.
386
00:22:29,249 --> 00:22:30,916
This window's stuck.
387
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:34,520
- Hey, Dad, how'd you get away
from the stocking bandit?
388
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:38,090
- Why, I-- who?
389
00:22:38,091 --> 00:22:39,092
- It's coming, George.
390
00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:46,365
- All right, don't make a move.
391
00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:48,635
Put 'em up!
You too!
392
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:53,973
Sarge, how'd you get here?
393
00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:59,311
- Marvin, it's him, Mr. Wilson.
394
00:22:59,312 --> 00:23:00,312
- I knew it, Lillian.
395
00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:01,347
I knew it!
396
00:23:01,348 --> 00:23:05,050
- Mooney, arrest those people!
397
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:07,886
- Gee, this sure is getting to
be an exciting neighborhood,
398
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,221
isn't it?
399
00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:10,757
[music playing]
400
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:20,099
- And then Dennis came over and
saw Mr. Switzer with this water
401
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:24,069
pistol and thought I
was being held prisoner.
402
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,905
- It was wonderful of you
folks not to press charges.
403
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:30,109
- That wouldn't been very
neighborly, now, would it?
404
00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:32,644
- Well, besides, it wouldn't
have done you any good.
405
00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:37,816
I was planning to plead
temporary insanity anyway.
406
00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:40,319
- And I'd have been
your first witness.
407
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,253
- Martha.
408
00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:43,088
[doorbell]
409
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:45,090
- Come in!
410
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:49,461
[sirens]
411
00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:51,463
- What is this?
412
00:23:51,464 --> 00:23:52,865
- Oh, I forgot to
turn off the alarm.
413
00:23:52,866 --> 00:23:54,466
- What on Earth is going on?
414
00:23:54,467 --> 00:23:55,634
What is this?
415
00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:57,569
What's going on?
416
00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:58,804
What is this?
417
00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:01,106
- Oh, it's just my
homemade burglar alarm.
418
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:04,710
- Oh, trying to take
over our job, huh?
419
00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:07,346
Now, look, George,
I just want you
420
00:24:07,347 --> 00:24:08,681
to know that we
caught the stocking
421
00:24:08,682 --> 00:24:10,149
bandit without your help.
422
00:24:10,150 --> 00:24:11,650
- Oh, you did, where?
423
00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:14,887
- Downtown stealing
a pair of stockings!
424
00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:16,189
[laughter]
425
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:22,561
- Well, they caught him.
426
00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:25,264
- Thank goodness.
427
00:24:25,265 --> 00:24:30,436
- Mr. Wilson, you know that big
green house down the street?
428
00:24:30,437 --> 00:24:31,770
- Why, yes, Dennis.
429
00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:35,074
- Well, I just saw
the man who moved in.
430
00:24:35,075 --> 00:24:40,546
And he looks exactly like
wanted criminal number three.
431
00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:42,481
- Oh, good grief.
432
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:45,585
[music playing]
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