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(electric crackling)

[Lawrence] So, why did
you join the military?

- Why did I join the military?
- Yeah.

Quick version,

I came from a blue
collar family, Lawrence.

I wasn't really gonna be able to afford

college unless I sunk in a bunch of debt

and my sister already did
the student loans thing.

She was older than me.

Both my grandfathers, they
were in the military too.

One was a Marine, one was in the Army

and even though they told me
stories about losing friends,

which were sad, they
had far more better ones

about camaraderie and the
dumb stuff that they would do.

So I knew from a young age,

like in fifth grade man that
I was gonna join and I did.

Well, that's awesome,
thanks for sharing.

Don't be gay.

Well if being gay means
caring for my friends,

then I'm homosexual.
- Yes you are, Lawrence.

You are the biggest homosexual I know.

I'm gonna use the
restroom, be right back.

Oh, fuck.

Hey, Lawrence.

What the fuck?

Kid's never been in a shitter before?

That was quick.

I saw Sergeant Butts
peeing with his pants down.

And his shirt up, yeah.

Otherwise he'd piss all over it.

It takes forever to clean him up.

Just be happy you didn't
see him take a shit.

How does he take a shit?

(upbeat jazzy ensemble music)

You know Lawrence, I've
never actually asked you,

what are your political opinions?

Well you know, I'm kind of open minded.

I don't really stick to a
particular political agenda.

I think that with an open
mind comes open conversation

and with that, I can formulate
my own opinions and that's

how innovative thinking kind
of happens and that's how

we get more ideas to just
kind of progress and--

I'm gonna stop you
there, that's dumb as fuck.

You pick a talk show
host and stick with their

opinions no matter what
and stop flagging, my god.

I'm gonna take this one, bud.

Well hello Nurse Nancy,
how are you doing today?

[Nurse] I'm doing all
right, how are you doing?

Good, I'm doing fine, where you heading?

To the hospital to do
a little nursing around.

- Yeah?
- Mm hmm.

Are you a military nurse?

No, I'm actually a civilian nurse.

Really?

Do you have a husband on
base or anything like that?

- No.
- No?

- No.
- Really?

I'm sure that we probably
wouldn't get along though,

with this gun and everything
that's going on here.

Well that's just a part of my job

but what problem would
you have with my gun?

I mean what's your
stance on gun control?

- Well, what's yours?
- Well I'm for it.

Totally for gun control, I
don't want any guns anywhere.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Me too.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- Really?
- Yeah, absolutely.

It's just part of my job, that's all.

I take this belt off, I take this gun off

and I am all natural after that.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Yeah, do you align your chakras?

Absolutely.

- Do you?
- Yeah, every morning.

7:00 a.m. on the dot, I get up early.

What about your root chakra?

- All my roots.
- Yeah?

Do you feel my energy?

Oh my god, speaking of energy,

we might be here for awhile.

I'm gonna need you to cut that engine off.

I'm gonna just take a peek.
- Sure.

Peek around a little bit.

Jackpot.

I see you like to coexist, huh?

- Of course.
- Yeah.

You know we have a
little thing in my unit.

We have two fingers
representing two people.

One finger representing one person.

The two people become one.

(laughing)

- I love that.
- That's great, isn't it?

This world is so full
of hate and exclusivity.

We need to focus on unity and inclusivity.

That's why I joined a commune.

Did you, now?

I did and we're all
focused on coexisting.

That's kinda like the military, just men

and women of all genders, all backgrounds,

races, religions,
socioeconomic situations.

Every part of this country

from Maine to Southern California.

All the good blue states.

But you guys probably
don't go on retreats

and do like peyote and frolic
naked in the field and--

Well you know, I got 30
days of leave block saved up.

I could, you know,

I could probably skim
myself through a piss test.

- Really?
- Absolutely.

We might have to do that.

Absolutely, so you're a nurse.

I'm assuming you got into that because

it's very evident you
already care about people.

I care so much about people.

But I'll tell you a secret.

I don't really believe
in Western medicine.

So whenever they want like a
smallpox vaccine or something,

then I give 'em a healthy dose of like

coconut oil and turmeric and
just shove it up in there.

Just sneak in the right stuff, huh?

- Oh yeah.
- Yeah.

You've got the right
stuff, don't you baby?

- I do, that's right.
- That's good.

- I gotta help where I can.
- This bitch is crazy.

[Nurse] Coexisting and
it's all vegan-based diets.

That's crazy, I've been
a vegan for seven years.

You have?

[Butts] Even in the middle
of the war, I never ate meat.

Oh my gosh, wow.

I'm willing to sacrifice
my body for my country

and for my belief in animal rights.

That's amazing.

What's your stance on abortion?

Well it's,

it's your body, so it's your choice.

Say, you mind if I get your number?

I mean...

[Butts] Of course it is your choice.

I would never want to
impose myself on you.

[Nurse] I,

maybe.

What's up, shitheads?

- Hi.
- Speaking of shitheads,

I gotta take a dump.

You already smell like you went.

- What was that?
- Nothing.

I'll wait here.

- Hi.
- Hey, what's up?

- I'm Sergeant Butts.
- Hi, Officer Dickward.

I haven't seen you on the force before.

I know, I'm pretty new.

Ma'am, we are slightly
undermanned right now.

I'm gonna talk to this officer of the law

to the side here, get everything situated.

She probably wants to hurt

some black people, I'm gonna stop her.

[Nurse] Did you get your quota today?

Oh, let me guess,
"Hands up, don't shoot."

Have a good day, ma'am.

Typical liberal, huh?

[Dickward] Can you believe that?

I've been having to talk her down

from her liberal hysteria
for about 10 minutes now.

You know, it's girls like that

that are gonna try to
de-escalate your boner.

Absolutely.

Because God forbid laying down the law.

I'm just trying to do my job.
- Absolutely.

Strong men like strong
women, trust me, I know.

- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.

How much you bench?

I'm a 350 guy myself but I haven't

been in the gym in a couple weeks, so.

- Shit.
- Yeah, I put up--

- This mother fucker.
- Some numbers when I can.

But I'm a casual lifter.
- Yeah, I feel you.

It's mostly genetics
on my end, you know?

Just raw, white American power.

That's right, yeah.

Nothing better.

So, that's a nice pistol
you got right there.

- Oh yeah.
- You shoot?

Hell yeah I shoot, what
do you mean do I shoot?

Yeah, how often do you go to the range?

You know, probably
about four times a week.

Whenever I can, it gets me off, you know?

- Does it?
- It does.

I go to the range every
once in awhile myself about

four times a week actually.
- Oh really?

Got my big red MAGA
hat on, representing.

- Oh hell yeah.
- Yeah.

Yeah, you must look sexy in that.

So, what are you hanging
out with this loser for?

Oh, you know what, his
partner was sick today.

So I'm riding along with Officer Bishop.

Yeah, a lot of cucks on
the force you got there.

A lot of cucks, you know?

They need some more pussy.
- Yeah.

That alpha pussy, you
know what I'm saying?

- Alpha pussy.
- Alpha pussy, yeah.

You like strong men?

Fuck yeah, I like strong men.

- That's good to hear.
- I mean yeah.

I like pain, you know?

I want to be choked, I
want to be handcuffed.

I'm not any of those feminist bitches.

I'm all for gender equality.
- That's right.

You know, 69, that's
my favorite position.

Is it now, how long can you go?

You got some scuba diving records there?

I sure do, sure do.

I'd like to put you to the test.

Yeah, you wanna go snorkeling?

Yeah, we could go snorkeling.

I bet you couldn't keep up with me though.

- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.

I've done some deep sea diving myself.

- Have you?
- Absolutely.

Yeah, you're a meat eater, right?

That's right, I know how
to prepare some hard meat.

- Do you?
- Yeah.

I just need something moist
to get me going, that's it.

Well what kinda sauces you use?

Oh you know, I like to
use white sauces mostly.

I spread 'em all over the
place, I can paint a canvass.

Can you?

- Yeah.
- Damn.

It's like Jackson
Pollock all over the place.

Oh, hell yeah.

I know a great sausage
place I could take you to.

- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.

It's right near my
house, possibly my house.

- Oh really?
- Mm hmm.

You think you got a big
enough sausage to fill me up?

Oh you know, I got a
little Italian in me.

- Oh really?
- Yeah, I'm ethnic.

- Ooh, but not too ethnic.
- Absolutely not.

I'm the right kind of dark, olive.

All right, yeah, yeah, I mean you know.

- Definitely not a Greek.
- As long as you're ethnic

in the right areas, right?

That's good to hear, so I'm not asking

for your badge number, I'm
asking for your regular number.

I'd be down with that.

You know I have what some would call

a memory that is equal to
that of a Stephen Hawking.

- Oh wow.
- Yeah, I'm a smart one.

Less liberal than him though.
- Good, good.

'Cause that would not work with me.

All right, so my number is, get ready.

- All right.
- 75.

- 75.
- 555.

Why are you giving him your number?

He stands for everything you hate.

Excuse me?

No, he's gonna take me to
a sausage factory and we're

gonna go shoot some guns,
what are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

He's been a vegan for years now

and what's stance on abortion?
- Fucking vegan?

I am all for what you want

to feel about it, to be honest with you.

What the hell?

This is offensive.
- So which is it?

Are you a vegan or are you a meat eater?

As a conservatively liberal independent,

I can say that I can empathize

as one and coexist with all
in a red MAGA hat kinda way.

Oh okay, so you're just gonna

say whatever to get in my fuckin' pants?

Is that how this is working here?

Yes.

- Wow.
- Wow.

(slap)

You know what, I should have you arrested

on the basic of small dick energy.

Chew that up and eat it.

I will chew that up
like I chew salad or beef.

Whatever you'd like.

[Dickward] Hey, damn, you've
got an arm on you, girl.

- You liked that?
- I did.

Do you like being slapped
around a little bit?

Ooh, definitely.

Especially by someone like you.

Do you want my number instead?

Hell yeah, girl.

- Call me.
- I will, I will call you.

(laughing)

You scared 'em off, Butts.

What, did you show 'em your
little dick or something?

[Butts] No.

Oh Jesus, I think you turned
'em into lesbians just now.

I gotta get outta here, all right?

Call me when you fuck up again.

Oh Jesus Christ, Officer Dickward,

quit munching rug, let's get outta here.

[Dickward] Come on, man.

[Bishop] Hey Butts.

When the fuck did it ever
hurt to play the numbers?

God, I hope the birds didn't see that.

You're an idiot.

(upbeat jazzy ensemble tones)

Gosh, Vanessa Carlton,
what I wouldn't give

to have those piano
fingers all over my body.

♪ 'Cause you know I'd walk 1,000 miles ♪

♪ 'Til I could just see you ♪

[Butts] Try it one more time.

♪ Tonight, da, na, na, na, na, na ♪

[Dean] Oh ho ho, yeah.

You know what that is, right?
- Eye of Sauron.

It's a vagina.

- I knew that.
- 90s kids.

Where babies come from.

Babies come from storks.

- No.
- I'm a 90s kid.

You're not a 90s kid, Lawrence.

You were born in 1999.

Anyway, S-two, they're
raising the threat level

up from reddish-yellow to purplish-red.

We got some weird vague
threat about an East Coast

bomb or a suicide attack
happening on a military post.

It shouldn't happen here but either way,

anything weird, trust your gut.

Let me know if anything
gets a little hairy.

The only thing we need to be

worried about is the US government itself.

Just hear me out on this.
- Brace yourself, Lawrence.

The United States government
was responsible for 9/10.

The Soviets invaded Afghanistan
in the early 80s, okay?

Yeah.

The US wanted to enter
into a proxy war with them,

so they funded the shit out
the Mujahideen, all right?

So the Mujahideen used that
money to kick the Soviets out.

Great, but 15 years later,

they used that same money to do 9/10.

- Okay.
- Two towers, one Pentagon

and a field in Pennsylvania, we did that.

Lawrence, be thankful that
this wasn't about immigration.

It would have been a lot more racist.

I'm not a racist.

Storks.

I thought he didn't believe in birds.

(upbeat jazzy ensemble tones)

[Bakar] How it be, officers?

Sir, can you please turn off your car

and give me your license
and registration, please?

Yes ma'am, absolutely.

Sergeant, can you message Sergeant Dean?

Sergeant Dean, we've got a Code Brown.

License and registration, please.

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes.

This is a hotel card.

Yes, Best Western, very good.

They have the best
croissants, the egg, no pork.

The only pork I eat is your
mama's koo koo, I am so sorry.

Sir, what is your name?

- My name is Bakar.
- Bakar.

Bakar.

Okay, can I see your
license and registration?

Absolutely sir, right
here, it is right here.

Very much good, sir?

- Shaka.
- Salam.

[Lawrence] Don't smoke that, what?

License and registration.
- Yes.

Sir.
- Yes sir.

What?

[Bakar] This is my Taco Bell receipt.

- This is a coupon.
- Have very good chalupas.

Have you tried chapulas?

[Butts] That's for me.

Sergeant, stop taking his things.

What is this?

No, no, I need your
license and registration.

Ah yes, license and registration.

Here, it is right here, sir.

Sergeant Butts, what is
the ETA on Sergeant Dean?

Deano, this is Butts again.

Lawrence is freaking out a little bit.

I'm cool, he seems like a nice guy

but we do have a Code
Alpha as in Code Allah.

You need to come.

License and registration.

This is a picture of a white
family and Santa Claus.

Yes, this is the family
I adopted overseas.

You know, those people need help.

We kidnap, we do lots of fun stuff.

You kidnap, sir?

Yes, we slept with the kids, the naps.

- That is almost just as bad.
- Kids, we nap.

It is good for their development.

- License and registration.
- Fine sir,

thank you very much.

You listen to Astroworld?

I have my Vans, they look like sneakers.

- Snickers?
- Yes sir.

Snickers.

You know.

♪ Like Allah, like Allah,
hip-hop like Allah ♪

♪ Kanye West ♪

May I please ask you
to exit the vehicle?

- Step out?
- Step out.

No problem, not a
problem, not a problem.

Kill Cliff recover C12, B12--
- I know the spiel.

I know the spiel.
- You like, you want one?

You want one?
- Get out the vehicle.

No problem.

[Lawrence] Put your
hands on the car, please.

You like smoke man, no?

Very much so.

It is a strip search, I am okay with.

Lawrence, how are you?

Sir, wow, wonderful.

I hear that we're having
an issue with your ISIS,

your license, you haven't
brought it out yet.

Ye sir, I show him--

You've given it to
one of them, okay yeah.

Awesome, fantastic, you're
going down to post to what?

To hit up, get some drinks

and maybe hit up the Allahu Akbar?

Yes, my friend, he is
having the baby, the shower.

- The shower?
- We smash the baby.

- Smash the baby.
- We see the blue.

- You smash the baby?
- Or the penis.

Wow, you are killing me
right now, it's fantastic.

I'm sure you're gonna show up

with a suicide on, suit on, suit on.

It is track suit, it is Adidas.

It is very good to go like a light.

Wow, I'd hate to bombard
you with all these questions.

I'm just gonna ask you to have
a step away from the car now.

- Not a problem.
- No, no, no, no.

No, there's not a problem here.

I'm just gonna make sure that you're okay.

Not a problem, not a problem.

[Dean] There's nothing
in your hood, right?

Not a problem.

We're just doing some of
those dance moves, right?

Not a problem, yes, yes.

Hassan, do it now you idiot!
- Do it, Butts.

Get over here, Butts.

- The car, fuck.
- Not a problem.

- I got him.
- Not a problem.

Hassan.
- You're going down.

You idiot, you idiot, do it!

You idiot, you didn't read my emails.

Stupid.

You did not check Google Invite.

- Are you okay?
- You did not make--

- Oh, he's--
- Google Excel Sheet.

He's afraid, that's okay.

That's okay, we're not gonna hurt you.

We're not gonna hurt you.

Hey now, put that down.

We're gonna get you out, put that down.

Mm, mm, mm, mm (cooing), shh, shh, shh.

You fuckin' idiot,

you didn't even check Google To-Do List.

- It's okay.
- Rip you banana out, Hassan.

You will burn in hell, Hassan.

Sir, can I just have you
take a seat right here?

- Hassan, you idiot.
- You're fine right there.

- You idiot, you did not--
- I am from Minnesota!

I should have been driving.
- Did not check Google Invite.

I said it again and again, I drive!

I look American.

Why?

You do not check Google Invite!

- You're disgusting!
- Didn't get with the plan.

If you were a prostitute, you'd be in.

Who says it, "Why would you grow this?

"Why would you grow this?"
- It's not a problem.

[Hassan] You're the worst
terrorist of terrorists.

- On a military post.
- It is not a problem.

You can't even get through an airport

and you wanted a military checkpoint.

- I want to do my loyal--
- Fucking idiot!

Well, did you even check Slack?

- No pussy paradise for me.
- No.

You fucked it up.

Pick me up, fat American,
I will talk to lawyer now.

[Butts] Yeah, pick him up.

- Let's get you up.
- Okay, not a problem.

- We'll get you up.
- Not a problem.

Ready, one, two, three,

and there we go, big boy.
- Not a problem.

- Well I am going to the PX.
- No you're not, idiot.

You're gonna sit here and
babysit the dumb ones with me.

Stop, stop, stop, stop.

Both of you, stop, fuckin' children.

No.
- You freak.

Fuck you, fuck you.

You forgot your timing, I will kill you.

Three years, three years I've
been trying to kill myself.

Three years.
- How long were you in there?

For the pussy paradise.

How hard is it to blow yourself up?

72 times four, you know
how many holes that is?

I don't think that's how it works.

- That's a lot of holes.
- That's a lot of holes.

And you fucked all of 'em.

- You did not--
- Get away from me!

You do, kiss me now.

Don't kiss him, not in front of me.

God, what is wrong with this kid?

He can't follow simple directions.

I'll trade you chai boy for this one.

Listen, I'll tell you what, a win-win.

I keep the chai boy, I take that one

and you can go to Guantanamo.

Okay, not a problem, not a problem.

- Oh, you'll love Cuba.
- It's okay.

- You'll love Cuba.
- It is okay, not a problem.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

All right, Bakar.
- They got me, they got me.

It is not a problem.
- Come here, buddy.

We're gonna go to Guantanamo.
- It's not a problem.

I will see you--
- Goodbye,

you relentless bitch.

You forgot your training,
I will see you Hassan.

I will see you, Hassan!

[Hassan] I will fuck your mother!

Okay, so we're gonna ask
a couple questions here.

The first question I want to ask is

what the fuck are you doing here?

Well, we were gonna blow up the base.

[Butts] Oh.

I've been trying to kill
myself for three years.

Three years.

And what's your problem with that?

Every time I try and kill
myself, something goes wrong.

Two suicide vest failed attempts.

These fucking idiots
can't get anything right.

I am the brown David
Blaine, fat Joe Rogan.

Oh, fat Joe Rogan.

David Blaine, you're not gonna
get outta these handcuffs.

All right, sit up, Usama bin retard.

Look what they gave me.

Bleach, a battery, there's not
even any explosives in there.

They just throw me in the trunk.

- Yeah, yeah.
- I got this, I got this.

Why do you want to kill yourself?

Have you ever heard of

a little thing called pussy paradise?

- You know, I--
- 72 virgins.

So you joined ISIS--

They promised a lot of pussy.

Yeah, no, that's a big
draw, I can understand.

Yeah, everybody loves pussy, don't we?

I just feel like there were
better options regarding that.

Like you ever thought about

hiring a prostitute, anything like that?

72 virgins, do you
know how much that costs?

Yeah, you're really hung
up on this virgin thing, huh?

Well I mean (tongue clicks), tight.

[Butts] Yeah.

As much as I don't like you,

I can agree,

we can agree, the New Age soldiers that

we're getting nowadays are just crap.

Oh, they are pussies.

The old ISIS is not the same.

The old Army's dead.

I can't yell at somebody
or smoke 'em on the ground

for five minutes without
a Lieutenant Colonel going

"Oh, is that more than
10 push-ups, Sergeant?"

And then it's our fault, it's my fault!

No discipline but I
can't, I can't be disc--

But I am the fucked up one.

So there are other options to pussy

aside from the prostitution.
- Butts.

Yeah no, yeah, you can always go butts.

A good little rear pounding
never hurt anybody.

Butts, I learned a lot in the Caliphate.

I just feel like you should start

with pussy and make your way to the ass.

Regardless, this is what we're gonna do.

Have you ever thought about
joining the United States Army?

You'd get a lot of pussy there too.

You're gonna have to put
a little work into it

but you won't have to blow yourself up.

I feel like that's a
better option right there.

Can I do that?

- Yeah, I get--
- Yeah.

I get so much pussy.

- Do you?
- Do you, Lawrence?

- Do you get a lot of pussy?
- Yeah, Lawrence.

What's your pussy situation like?

When was the last time you got laid?

All the time, Sergeant.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

What does it feel like?

It feels like sex.

Yeah, what's sex feel like?

Hey, we're interrogating him, okay?

Okay, that's right, yeah so--

Let me tell you this, do you know

how many times I've had to go
to a new command, all right?

Just they move me around
so that I could take care

of more shitbirds and
be like "Oh hey, just do

"the same thing you were
doing before, Sergeant Dean.

"It should be easy."
- It is no good.

I wear many hats, I wear so many hats.

I do ISIS, ISIL, Taliban,

al-Qaeda.

It is ridiculous.

Germany, Poland, Ukraine, Korea.

Ugh.

Dude, I get you, man.

Look, I know a guy you can
talk to, he's a recruiter.

Have you ever been in trouble before?

I mean outside of this.

You're good and you taken any Ritalin

as a teenager or anything like that?

I mean I ate some lead paint but--

Okay, you're good.

No, that'll clear out
your system pretty quick.

What we're gonna do is we're

gonna put you in contact with a recruiter.

He may be able to help you out.

You may like your options

in the United States Army a little more.

You ever go talk to a Commander
and he says "Hey listen,

"I need you to get here 15
minutes before the day starts."

[Both] 15 minutes prior
to the 15 minutes prior.

[Dean] This guy gets me.

What is your favorite porn star?

[Both] Mia Khalifa.

(shouting)

You can be all you can be.

You got all the pussy in
the world waiting for you.

It's not gonna be ideal
pussy but it's still pussy.

A hole's a hole as long as
there's a little heat, right?

Yeah, a little army in one.

Yeah, that's right and
you win, you're gonna win.

- We all win.
- Yeah.

Yeah man, you don't have
to kill yourself, you know?

For every reason there is to
die, there's 100 more to live.

- So many holes.
- Thanks, Dr. Phil.

Can we kill Bakar?

Because fuck that guy.

If you join the Army, you can
kill all the Bakar you want.

Fuck yeah, I'm in, let's do this.

- Yeah, okay.
- How do I sign up?

This is great, I really like you.

I almost feel bad about having
to take you to Guantanamo.

It is no problem, it
is no problem, fat Dean.

I understand, we are one and the same.

We are one and the (groaning).

[Dean] That's it.

Okay, so what I'm gonna do is

I'm gonna un-cuff you
right now, young man.

We're gonna get you, if you
could stand up real quick.

Yeah, we're gonna get you outta here

and we're gonna take you
down to Sergeant Jones

and you get to join the Army.

Get all the pussy in the world.

[Bakar] Fuck you, I am
the brown David Blaine!

[Dean] Yeah, we'll catch a
bullet with your teeth, dummy.

(gunshot clacks)

So, what made you want to join ISIS?

You know, mostly just
the afterlife benefits.

Really looking forward
to the afterlife, huh?

Well,

benefits,

you know, a little strange would
be nice every now and then.

Well I got a suggestion
for you, you join the Army,

you do your four years
and you do it honorably,

you can get out, 22 yourself,

you can have the best of
both worlds right there.

[Dean] Like I got you in the ass.

I betcha that stings.

You ever have an IED blow up
and get shrapnel in your taint?

Yeah, I've been there.

You know, I could shoot

the other one if you wanna keep going.

[Bakar] How about you learn

how to shoot like the Marine Corps?

So if you could get going,

just start skedaddling that way.

- Oh, okay.
- You fat Army fuckin' scum.

[Dean] So it's the other leg, I gotcha.

(gunshot clacking)

And down goes Frazier.

You might want to walk,
there's a live bomb.

That thing,

don't worry about that
thing, it'll never work.

Is that Kill Cliff?

We're still gonna call EOD.

You're gonna call EOD.

I'm going to the PX.

Why always the PX with you?

(scoffs)

"Ignite."

Fuckin' idiots.

Yeah, that's bleach.

(upbeat jazzy ensemble music)

(relaxed electronic music)

You don't get to tell me that I'm done.

That's not your decision,
that's my decision

and you don't get to tell
me that I'm washed up.

There are moments all the time

in the gym that I want to quit.

If I don't give in to those
feelings and I can push through

and whatever my 100% is that
day, that's what I reach

regardless of maybe I'm
hurting or I'm really tired,

I didn't sleep last night or I'm sick,

I don't have time to deal with that.

There's no point in putting it off

because the fastest way
out of this pain cave

is through.

I'm craving the moment where
I can make the decision

to be better and I want to
quit but I choose not to.