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(electrical burning sound)
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Lawerence, okay listen we
are going to be land anth
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this week, alright? I need
you to get me a couple
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of boxes of grid squares.
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Yes sergeant.
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And square away that map
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Hey you know 9/11 actually
happened on 9/10 right?
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Like what? It happened on a leap year?
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No!
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I did the math. Divide nine by 2.
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Yeah
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You get 4.5.
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Okay.
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Move those decimal points
over two, drop the one,
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you get 451, fahrenheit 451.
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They are trying to burn our books,
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they're making our youth dumb.
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(whispering) oh my god
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Ha, I didn't know you read.
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He doesn't read, he has
a subscription to audible.
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Were you homeschooled as a child?
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Yeah, why does everyone
keep asking me that?
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Because when you say things like that,
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it makes it seem like your mom
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was your only friend growing up.
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(chuckling)
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Not by choice right?
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(chuckles)
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Laugh it up, but soon enough,
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we're all gonna be in
FEMA camps, you know why?
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Baby boomers, they had too many kids,
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now they aren't having enough kids
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so then they are gonna
close down the schools,
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they are gonna close down Chick-fi-la's,
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they are gonna close
down marijuana dispensers
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and they're shoving
crisis actors in there.
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Bro, you gotta settle down.
You're scarring the kid. God.
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You need to educate yourself.
Watch some youtube videos.
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Hey! Not Alex Smith! Not Alex Smith!
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Who's Alex Smith?
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Good.
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He's the quarterback.
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He's the quarterback for the Redskins.
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No! No! No! He's the gay frog guy.
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That is definitely, that's Alex Jones.
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(upbeat music)
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(revs car engine)
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Holy fuck.
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Oh no, the scouts are
doing a music video again.
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(electronic music)
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What's up pussy woosies?
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Do you guys do Army too?
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Nah, we are in the Air Force pal.
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You are here for the
statewide training event.
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They are trying to take over the base.
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About that, Master Sergeant Taylor,
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this is Master Sergeant Jimbo Spreeder,
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aka Jimbo, aka old
balls. You tell him that,
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he might cut your dick off.
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About his dick, he's got the biggest dick
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in the career field.
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Why do they call you old balls?
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You don't have the security
clearance for that story.
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Come on Big Zoo, show
the kid around the car.
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You ever seen a Lamborghini son?
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That is a sexy machine.
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Hey, the Air Force gives us our own GTC
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and why wouldn't I get an upgrade?
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But you upgraded to an exotic.
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I mean so what if it's an extra $2400
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they just gotta skip a little on predium.
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It's freaking gorgeous.
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They don't even make us wear
real boots in the Air Force.
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These are practically tennis shoes.
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It's days like this that I
question my joining the Army.
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What is wrong with you?
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Hands off young one.
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610 horse power, all wheel drive,
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0 to 60 in 3.3 seconds.
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There's something I want
to talk to you guys about,
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about this whole security
thing you're doing.
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We saw some helicopters
starting up back there and
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have you ever thought about
a possible aerial threat?
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Shit!
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What do we do?
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That's right big guy, you
gotta get ready for anything.
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Does this have anything to do
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with why you're called Big Zoo?
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No, and I told ya, you
can't learn about that,
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I can't tell you about that.
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Okay.
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Now you ask me one more
time, Imma kill ya right?
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(Nervous laughter)
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Okay, I'm not kidding.
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You never know what's
gonna go down here.
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What do I do?
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I think you got it, I just want you
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to keep your eyes up
that way this entire time
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and make sure that they are
not coming in undetected.
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Get your life in gear son.
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I don't want to work with
Sergeant Butts anymore.
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Sergeant Butts, is that
really his name? Butts?
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Yeah literally.
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Alright cool. Thanks
brother, I appreciate
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put your gun down.
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Hey who's got a cell phone?
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Let's get some fine
photos for the internet.
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Listen I was going to
ask you that's cool right?
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Yeah come on!
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Alright!
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Well you know this
car smells like leather.
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Yeah doesn't it smell good?
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Yeah
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You know what else it smells like?
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Smells like pussy!
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Yeah!
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Yeah you smell it don't
you? You smell it don't you?
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Yeah! I've never smelt one in my life.
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Aww
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What? Don't sit on the car kid, come on.
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Be respectful.
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Lets Justin Timberlake 1999
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just started dating Brittany
Spears, there we go.
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(police sirens)
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I thought I smelled butt
sex. What's up fuck stains?
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Well if it isn't the
poster child for pegging.
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Dean, nice tits. They don't tell you
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to fix your camel toe or what?
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Did they let you out of the
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Nazi concentration camp you Hitler youth?
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Hey Butts, what's wrong,
didn't you learn anything else
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besides to suck dick when
you were being homeschooled?
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Hey that's a valuable degree!
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Yeah I know, I can
tell you learned good.
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Listen, why don't you go piss yourself
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like you did in the Christmas party?
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I have an overactive
bladder you insensitive fuck!
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God dammit, you guys fucking suck!
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(car engine revving up)
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Put that shit out of neutral.
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What an ass.
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Come on come on come on.
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Oh prom pose. Prom pose.
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Yeah there it is there it is. Alright.
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Now pregnant mom.
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Good smile, good smile.
Teen mom, teen mom.
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There we go Dakota Myer please.
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No you gotta take it in, take it in.
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Oh what's that on your finger? Wow.
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That's pussy son.
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Was that JT?
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No, no, no that's this
hand, it smells like shit.
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(coughs)
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Yeah we're good, we're good.
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Alright you got a big
elephant dick. Yeah there it is.
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Fighting, we're gonna make them fight.
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Big elephant dicks, fighting.
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(chuckles)
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Alright lets get some cholo,
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you're in south central, there ya go.
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Let me get some gang signs or
something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh there it is.
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Big time money.
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There it is. This is for
Tender right there my friends.
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I think you got it. I think you got it.
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I really appreciate it, I
really do, that's really cool.
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Can you airdrop that to me?
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Technology kid, I got it.
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Wait, hold on a second.
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What do you mean it's over?
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Later gays.
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How's it index? We just got here.
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[Walkee Talkee] The
exercise has been terminated.
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It's barley been 10 minutes.
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Dude what shit do you mean they just
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[Walkee Talkee]
Operation affirmed cap here
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God dammit those jay tacks did it again!
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They're in a fucking lambo. Son of a bitch
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they look fucking handsome!
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Damn! Roger that.
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They are making us look stupid.
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I just realized something.
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Huh?
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Those are gonna be the guys
who put us in FEMA camps.
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Damn you Alex Jones!
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(upbeat music)
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Oh baby.
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(knocking)
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Um Sergeant, can you not rub your penis
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while I'm outside? Thank you.
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I'm not rubbing my penis,
I'm watching Leanne Abernethy.
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I don't know who that is.
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She's only the best gun,
but just come in here.
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This angel is Leanna Abernethy.
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The best gun bunny in the bizz.
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She is beautiful
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Perfect.
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Look at those big, personalities.
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I know everything about
her personality, she's mine.
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Um, do you think she shows just enough
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side boob so you can't see her nipples?
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She knows exactly what she's doing.
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Do you think her nipples
are photoshopped? They're so
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Are you fucking serious? No, no, no, no.
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She's pro, she's all natural.
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Natural, is she single?
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She's going to be my wife.
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Ha okay Sergeant.
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Hey, she's coming on
base today, she has a show,
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there's a good possibility
she's coming through this gate.
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We need to be ready, I
need to be looking my best.
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You need to dress down, so
you don't look better than me.
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Anyways, I am going to
show her this video,
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she's gonna marry me after she sees this.
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Okay. Oh my God that is... nervousing
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It's just a little tribute video.
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Ah, that's...
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Just I need your
honest opinion Mr. Ebert.
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You have a wig.
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Yes.
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You're hairy. Ahh
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Five more minutes that's it. Watch it.
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Okay well you know
what? I have to go outside
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because what if she comes
by in the next five minutes?
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You know we can't
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Yeah go stand post.
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Yeah
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I worked 12 hours on this.
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(upbeat music)
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(seductive music)
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(seductive whispering)
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How are you boy? You looked startled.
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Uh yes sir. Ms. Abernathy.
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Let me talk to you for
a second here big boy,
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have you ever thought about
being a model yourself?
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A male gunny as it were, a
male gunny money if you will.
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(chuckles)
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Hey how ya doing?
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Good how are you?
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I'm good.
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What do you do?
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Uh, I work this gate ma'am.
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Oh, an how old are you?
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I am legal.
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You're legal?
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Yep.
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So what? 18?
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19
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Oh even better.
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Sir what is your business
on this base right now?
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Well I am Alabastra Chrome
O311520 marks men, Navy Seal.
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I'm with Leanne Abernethy,
I'm her handler if you will,
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I am Alabastra Chrome.
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Really?
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Brigadier general retire of course,
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it's been a while.
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So how long have you worked with these?
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Uh guns? Uh about a year now.
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Yeah? Do you know any poses?
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No
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No? Can I show you?
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Please.
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00:11:18,129 --> 00:11:20,412
One of my favorite ones, is
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called the crouching hiding virgin,
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So why don't you come sit down?
266
00:11:24,543 --> 00:11:27,215
Have you ever posed
before for the camera?
267
00:11:27,215 --> 00:11:30,003
Uh no is that gonna get me
to work with Leanne over there?
268
00:11:30,003 --> 00:11:34,151
It will, you smell like
a soldier, open your mouth.
269
00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:36,438
Baptism by fire my friend.
270
00:11:36,438 --> 00:11:38,086
Yeah I should go talk to her.
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00:11:38,086 --> 00:11:40,129
No not yet, lets work on your poses.
272
00:11:40,129 --> 00:11:42,568
Don't forget to pop that ass, okay?
273
00:11:42,568 --> 00:11:44,492
You gotta go down okay? Go down.
274
00:11:44,492 --> 00:11:45,325
I won't forget.
275
00:11:45,325 --> 00:11:47,542
Okay, we're just gonna crouch.
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We are scared to loose our virginity okay?
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Okay, I don't wanna lose that.
278
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,236
Why?
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00:11:53,236 --> 00:11:55,905
It's my precious little cherry.
280
00:11:55,905 --> 00:11:59,081
Why can't I have your cherry?
281
00:11:59,081 --> 00:12:00,368
Get your guns out like this,
282
00:12:00,368 --> 00:12:03,137
and you just work the
eggs together like this.
283
00:12:03,137 --> 00:12:04,317
Yeah, sounds good.
284
00:12:04,317 --> 00:12:05,150
Work the eggs.
285
00:12:05,150 --> 00:12:05,983
No I like that.
286
00:12:05,983 --> 00:12:06,816
It's nice huh?
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00:12:06,816 --> 00:12:07,683
Uhuh
288
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:09,012
Why don't we try another one?
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00:12:09,012 --> 00:12:10,452
Don't worry I'm Alabastra Chrome.
290
00:12:10,452 --> 00:12:13,184
If I do this right, do
I get to work with her?
291
00:12:13,184 --> 00:12:15,407
Yes of course. I was a tank commander
292
00:12:15,407 --> 00:12:17,407
in Afghanistan 23 by 17.
293
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,904
Do you know what this is?
294
00:12:20,904 --> 00:12:22,121
Yeah that's a SAW.
295
00:12:22,121 --> 00:12:23,609
Have you ever shot it?
296
00:12:23,609 --> 00:12:24,562
I have not.
297
00:12:24,562 --> 00:12:25,395
No?
298
00:12:25,395 --> 00:12:26,228
Mmm mmm
299
00:12:26,228 --> 00:12:27,061
Well come here.
300
00:12:27,061 --> 00:12:27,894
Okay.
301
00:12:27,894 --> 00:12:28,727
Get down.
302
00:12:28,727 --> 00:12:29,560
Get down?
303
00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:30,477
Get down.
304
00:12:31,901 --> 00:12:33,417
This is called the lily hammer,
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00:12:33,417 --> 00:12:35,625
ski jump, get your pistols up boy.
306
00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:38,312
(making grunting noise)
307
00:12:38,312 --> 00:12:39,312
And we jump!
308
00:12:40,437 --> 00:12:43,449
Yeah you're good. Pop that ass. Pop it.
309
00:12:43,449 --> 00:12:46,388
I don't know how to
pop my ass. Okay. Yup.
310
00:12:46,388 --> 00:12:47,670
Your gonna get down.
311
00:12:47,670 --> 00:12:49,718
This one I call the Jack and the Rose.
312
00:12:49,718 --> 00:12:54,117
Bitch freezing to death and
she takes the last door.
313
00:12:54,117 --> 00:12:57,673
Ha, a boom a boom and we're flying,
314
00:12:57,673 --> 00:12:59,923
we're flying, we're flying.
315
00:13:01,421 --> 00:13:02,570
Okay we're flying, we've landed,
316
00:13:02,570 --> 00:13:05,894
I'm gonna go talk to Ms.
Abernethy over there.
317
00:13:05,894 --> 00:13:08,948
You're gonna like basically
make love to this rifle.
318
00:13:08,948 --> 00:13:10,539
Can you do that?
319
00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:13,861
Put your hands on my hip,
I call this one the macarena.
320
00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:17,141
One polly two polly two
macarena, get into it,
321
00:13:17,141 --> 00:13:20,141
come on I'm Alabastra Chrome,
shoot the guns mother,
322
00:13:20,141 --> 00:13:21,290
shoot the guns mother,
shoot the guns mother
323
00:13:21,290 --> 00:13:23,059
Is she impressed?
324
00:13:23,059 --> 00:13:25,506
I think she loves it.
I think she loves you.
325
00:13:25,506 --> 00:13:26,480
She does right?
326
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:29,588
She loves Alabastra Chrome,
why wouldn't she love you?
327
00:13:29,588 --> 00:13:32,462
I'm gonna get right on top of you.
328
00:13:32,462 --> 00:13:33,295
Okay.
329
00:13:33,295 --> 00:13:35,827
How does that feel?
330
00:13:35,827 --> 00:13:37,493
I don't know.
331
00:13:37,493 --> 00:13:41,016
Yeah, yeah, that's nice,
killer whale, killer whale.
332
00:13:41,016 --> 00:13:42,710
Ooo Ed the eggman that's nice.
333
00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:45,133
I'm gonna bend down, I'm
gonna go low and you're
334
00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:49,240
gonna use me. Now put your
rifle on me boy. Come on.
335
00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:50,739
Get into me. Come on!
336
00:13:50,739 --> 00:13:52,320
Okay Ma'am, I'm nervous.
337
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:53,986
Will you fucking get in deep with me?
338
00:13:53,986 --> 00:13:55,412
This is my first time.
339
00:13:55,412 --> 00:13:56,499
Ugh God.
340
00:13:56,499 --> 00:13:58,547
Put your hands on my leg like this.
341
00:13:58,547 --> 00:13:59,380
Yes.
342
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,481
You're tending the wound,
now pull out your pistol
343
00:14:02,481 --> 00:14:03,314
Uhuh
344
00:14:03,314 --> 00:14:06,067
And you say in the shoe,
coo coo coo, in the shoe
345
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:06,900
Pow
346
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:10,321
I'm out of the war, I'm out of the war
347
00:14:10,321 --> 00:14:12,404
You going home or what?
348
00:14:15,698 --> 00:14:20,162
Good job. I'll call
ya. Who do we have here?
349
00:14:20,162 --> 00:14:24,737
Well howdy do? My heart has
gone on the orient express.
350
00:14:24,737 --> 00:14:28,791
Alabastra Chrome, third
brigadier general in 1996,
351
00:14:28,791 --> 00:14:32,886
doesn't matter, I think
you've got what it takes
352
00:14:32,886 --> 00:14:35,219
to be a male gunny. Call me.
353
00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:38,829
And I want you
354
00:14:38,829 --> 00:14:39,662
Leanne!
355
00:14:39,662 --> 00:14:40,899
To call me.
356
00:14:40,899 --> 00:14:42,551
Take me to home.
357
00:14:42,551 --> 00:14:44,051
Aye aye captain.
358
00:14:45,827 --> 00:14:48,817
Um Ms. Abernethy, um Ms. Abernethy
359
00:14:48,817 --> 00:14:50,435
can I talk to you for just a second?
360
00:14:50,435 --> 00:14:53,708
I'm a big fan, I love your
work, um I'm in love with you.
361
00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:55,287
Can I have my keys babe?
362
00:14:55,287 --> 00:14:56,732
Ms. Abernathy
363
00:14:56,732 --> 00:14:59,982
Open the gates you little pink bitch.
364
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:04,026
(car engine running)
365
00:15:04,909 --> 00:15:07,826
(mechanical sound)
366
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,980
Uh Ms. Abernethy, Ms. Abernethy,
367
00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:16,230
Ms. Abernethy, ma'am,
sweetheart, honey I love you!
368
00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:21,198
Dammit. Open the god damn gates Lawerence.
369
00:15:24,266 --> 00:15:25,099
No
370
00:15:28,629 --> 00:15:31,546
(mechanical noise)
371
00:15:35,871 --> 00:15:39,204
(cheerful upbeat music)
372
00:16:45,431 --> 00:16:48,857
(bongo drums playing)
373
00:16:48,857 --> 00:16:52,486
Before every glorious
and glamorous moment
374
00:16:52,486 --> 00:16:54,223
in the the spot light
375
00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:56,482
(energizing music)
376
00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:59,524
There lots of way less glorious
377
00:16:59,524 --> 00:17:03,607
and glamorous things you
have to do to get there.
378
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:08,519
It takes a warrior to understand that.
379
00:17:08,519 --> 00:17:11,436
(energizing music)
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