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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:20,354 THIS COURSE IS FANTASTIC. 4 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:25,359 [THEME FROM JAWS PLAYS] 5 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:31,765 [MUNCHING] 6 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:42,376 [GURGLING] 7 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:52,386 [MUNCHING] 8 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:25,819 AW, GOD DAMN IT! I ATE SOMEBODY'S TEE! 9 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,221 OH... 10 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:29,823 I'M BAAACK! 11 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,560 MMMA! 12 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,162 HEE HEE HEE! 13 00:01:42,236 --> 00:01:44,838 DID YOU GUYS HEAR WHAT HAPPENED 14 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:46,840 TO MARY ELLEN TOBIN? 15 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,842 TOTAL HUMILIATION. 16 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:52,846 SHE FOUND OUT THAT HER BOYFRIEND 17 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,248 IS PART ITALIAN. 18 00:01:54,248 --> 00:01:58,552 I BET I KNOW WHICH PART, TOO. 19 00:01:58,552 --> 00:01:59,987 HA HA HA. 20 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:01,789 I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED, 21 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,957 WHAT ARE YOU, KATE? 22 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,359 ME? 23 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:08,028 WE'RE NEW YORKERS, ORIGINALLY. 24 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:09,863 OH. 25 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,571 AH. 26 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:21,375 WELL, 27 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:24,378 MIFFY TELLS ME THE TWO OF YOU 28 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:26,580 ROOM TOGETHER AT RADCLIFFE. 29 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:27,981 FIVE IRON. 30 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,983 I WAS AT HARVARD LAW. 31 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,386 I'M VERY SURPRISED WE NEVER MET. 32 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,988 WELL, I JUST TRANSFERRED LAST YEAR 33 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,557 FROM MICHIGAN. 34 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:40,394 I KNEW SOMEONE WHO WENT TO MICHIGAN. 35 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,996 I THINK IT WAS OUR MAID. 36 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,598 HA HA HA! 37 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:49,470 I'M JUST KIDDING. 38 00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:04,618 OUTSTANDING! 39 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:05,853 MARVELOUS! 40 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,857 MARVELOUSLY... OUTSTANDING! 41 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:12,760 KATE? 42 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,029 CADDY, 43 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,266 COULD YOU PLEASE RUN 44 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:21,435 AND GET ME A DIET ROOT BEER? 45 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:24,638 THE SODA MACHINE'S AT THE SNACK BAR. 46 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:25,873 YEAH, I KNOW. 47 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,040 AH. 48 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,642 HEH HEH. 49 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,045 I MAY NEVER COME BACK. 50 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,514 HEH HEH. 51 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:44,191 * I KNOW YOU THINK * 52 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:46,994 * I'M NO MATCH FOR YOU, BABY * 53 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:52,400 * YOU LIKE BEING ROUGH ON ME, DON'T YOU? * 54 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,469 * MY, MY, MY * 55 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:58,339 * BACK TO THE SHACK * 56 00:03:58,339 --> 00:04:00,341 * AH, AH, YEAH * 57 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:04,211 * NOTHIN' SUITS ME BETTER THAN THAT * 58 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:07,715 * IF TIME HAS TAUGHT ME ANYTHING * 59 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:11,385 * GOT TO LEARN TO BE THE BALL * 60 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:17,325 * AND I CAN'T KEEP FROM LAUGHIN' AT IT ALL * 61 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:19,327 * OH, OH, I'M GONNA LAUGH * 62 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:23,731 * I'M GOIN' ALL THE WAY * 63 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:27,635 * SOONER OR LATER, GOTTA LOVE SOMEBODY * 64 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:31,639 * DON'T CARE HOW LONG IT TAKES * 65 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:33,707 * YOU CAN TURN UP THE HEAT * 66 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,876 * BUT I'M PLAYIN' IT COOL * 67 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:37,645 * THOUGH IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE * 68 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:39,480 * I AIN'T NOBODY'S FOOL * 69 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:43,050 * I'M GOIN' ALL THE WAY * 70 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:47,355 * SOONER OR LATER, GOTTA LOVE SOMEBODY * 71 00:04:47,355 --> 00:04:50,924 * DON'T CARE HOW LONG IT TAKES * 72 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:53,527 GOOD MORNING, MR. AND MRS. MAYONNAISE. 73 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:55,863 * GOIN' TO SCHOOL ON YOU * 74 00:04:55,863 --> 00:05:00,534 * BABY, LIKE IT OR NOT, I AIN'T NOBODY'S FOOL * 75 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:03,337 COME ON, BABY, COME ON, BABY. 76 00:05:07,408 --> 00:05:10,143 EXCUSE ME! PARDON ME! 77 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,012 PARDON ME-- WHOA! 78 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:15,282 * MY ILLUMINATION * 79 00:05:15,282 --> 00:05:18,586 * MAY COME AS SOME SURPRISE * 80 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:22,690 * YOU MAY TRY TO DENY IT * 81 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:25,426 * YOU'RE AMAZED WHEN THE CLOWN * 82 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:27,194 * SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE * 83 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:33,133 * LEAVES YOU DUMBFOUNDED THERE IN HIS WAY * 84 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:36,804 * I'M GOIN' ALL THE WAY * 85 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:40,641 * SOONER OR LATER, GOTTA LOVE SOMEBODY * 86 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:45,245 * DON'T CARE HOW LONG IT TAKES * 87 00:05:45,245 --> 00:05:46,847 * LIKE A SHOCK TO THE HEART * 88 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,716 * I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU * 89 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:52,486 * MAYBE I'M NOT SO SMART, BUT I'M NOBODY'S FOOL * 90 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:55,723 * I'M GOIN' ALL THE WAY * 91 00:05:55,723 --> 00:06:00,428 * OOH, YEAH, YEAH * 92 00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:03,196 * I'M GOIN' ALL THE WAY * 93 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:06,767 * NOBODY'S FOOL, BABY * 94 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,602 * NOBODY'S FOOL ** 95 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,804 ONE DIET ROOT BEER. 96 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,675 AH. 97 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:17,344 MMM. 98 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:19,613 THIS... 99 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,815 WAS REALLY GOOD. 100 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:23,817 THANK YOU. 101 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:26,420 HEH HEH! 102 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,625 WELL, I WON'T BE A CADDY FOREVER. 103 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:34,628 I'M GOING TO CAR WASH SCHOOL THIS FALL. 104 00:06:34,628 --> 00:06:36,964 AH, BACK TO WORK. 105 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,839 AHA! 106 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,844 AHH... ROOT BEER! 107 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,446 [SLURPING] 108 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,852 [BURP!] 109 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:00,187 OH... 110 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:02,389 YOU GIRLS RUN ALONG, 111 00:07:02,389 --> 00:07:05,659 AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE CADDIES. 112 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:07,260 THANK YOU, TODD. 113 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,497 GREAT ROUND, KATE. 114 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,266 ALL RIGHT, HUNCHBACKS, 115 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,668 LISTEN UP. 116 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:16,470 THE CLUB PURCHASED 117 00:07:16,470 --> 00:07:19,673 50 CUSHMAN ELECTRIC GOLFMASTER GOLF CARTS, 118 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:22,075 WHICH MEANS THAT ONCE THEY'RE DELIVERED, 119 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:25,546 YOUR SERVICES WILL NO LONGER BE REQUIRED. 120 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:28,281 DOES THIS MEAN THAT WE'RE FIRED? 121 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:29,683 THAT'S VERY GOOD. 122 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:32,820 PASS IT ON TO YOUR BRETHREN, WON'T YOU? 123 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:35,222 SO THERE ARE NO HARD FEELINGS, 124 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:39,627 I'LL SEE ABOUT LETTING YOU KEEP THOSE COVERALLS. 125 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:44,698 WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR FATHER 126 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,700 TO COME JOIN BUSHWOOD? 127 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,703 IMAGINE THE FUN, THE TOURNAMENTS WE COULD WIN! 128 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,705 OH, THAT WOULD BE GREAT. 129 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:53,707 I WOULD LOVE THAT. 130 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:57,310 BUT I'M NOT SURE HOW MY FATHER WOULD FEEL. 131 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,713 MAYBE IF HE SAW HOW DIGNIFIED 132 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,715 AND ELEGANT EVERYTHING WAS HERE... 133 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:03,316 DIGNIFIED AND ELEGANT... 134 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,318 YEAH! 135 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,921 HE'D FIT RIGHT IN! 136 00:08:11,725 --> 00:08:13,727 WELL, MAKE UP YOUR MIND. 137 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:16,730 YOU WANT TO PLAY? YOU WANT TO FOLD? 138 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:19,733 EITHER PLAY OR FOLD OR SIT, 139 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:22,870 AND THERE'S MORE COMFORTABLE PLACES TO SIT! 140 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:26,740 HELLO. DID YOU PASS AWAY? 141 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:29,342 HURRY UP. I'M TALKING TO YOU. 142 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,011 ARE YOU STILL LIVING? 143 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:34,114 USTED TIENE UN CORAZON DE ORO. 144 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:37,350 Y YO LO ADMIRO Y LO RESPETO, 145 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:40,621 LE SUBO, SEÑOR HARTOUNIAN. 146 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,757 I SHOULD CALL YOU-- 147 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:47,094 LOW-LIFE PHONIES, I SHOULD CALL YOU. 148 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:48,295 I'M OUT. 149 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:50,598 SEÑORA Y SEÑORES, 150 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:54,768 EL REY DE FOREPLAY! 151 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:56,737 HE WIPED ME OUT AGAIN! 152 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,906 NO GAMBLING ON THE JOB! 153 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:02,042 I SHOULD FIRE YOU SONS OF BITCHES! 154 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:05,345 BUT BETTER THAN THAT-- GO BACK TO WORK! 155 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:06,546 AHH... 156 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,216 ALL RIGHT, SWEETHEART, BLOW THE WHISTLE. 157 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,184 [WHISTLING] 158 00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:14,187 MI FAMILIA LE DA LAS GRACIAS. 159 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:18,158 YO KAY TODO, DE NIDA NADA DE DA YO. 160 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:19,793 TIENE RAZON. 161 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:23,263 FOR 20 YEARS, HE THINKS I'M TALKING SPANISH. 162 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:24,932 YOU DON'T SPEAK SPANISH? 163 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:27,668 NO, BUT I LISTEN FLUENTLY. 164 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:30,403 HE GIVES THAT COCKAMAMIE SPANISH HELL! 165 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,405 HIS CHECKS DON'T BOUNCE! 166 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,274 YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! 167 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,278 WHY'D YOU LET HIM WIN? 168 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:40,413 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 169 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,415 I SAW YOUR HAND. 170 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,417 YOU HAD A FULL HOUSE! 171 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,820 HE HAD A REAL FULL HOUSE. 172 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:49,823 WHENEVER I GO, I SEE 20 MORE KIDS. 173 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,825 YOU'RE A SOFT TOUCH. 174 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:53,426 DON'T TELL HIM. 175 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,428 IF HE THINKS I'M WONDERFUL, 176 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,831 HE'LL TRY TO BECOME MY PARTNER. 177 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:00,433 HELLO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 178 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,435 TAKE CHANCES. I'M INSURED. 179 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,837 [HORN HONKS] 180 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:05,706 WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING? 181 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:08,441 YOU IN THAT TRACTOR! HEAR ME? 182 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,210 NOT THOSE PEOPLE AGAIN! 183 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:14,447 I TOLD THEM, YOU WANT TO SAVE A CRUMMY HOUSE, 184 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,750 COME OVER TO MY PLACE! 185 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:17,985 IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING. 186 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,253 SOMETIMES I'M TEMPTED TO SAY, 187 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:23,456 "TO HELL WITH IT. IT'S NOT MY FIELD." 188 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,258 BUT THIS IS YOUR FIELD. 189 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:28,161 YOU BOUGHT THIS FIELD AND THAT FIELD. 190 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:30,130 YOU'RE WORTH ABOUT $50 MILLION. 191 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:33,466 SHH! I'M WORTH A LOT MORE THAN THAT. 192 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,068 SEE YOU DOWNSTAIRS. 193 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,737 WAIT FOR ME! 194 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,438 I HATE THEM! 195 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:41,008 THEN HURRY UP! 196 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:46,479 HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING? 197 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,881 RAYETTE, PLEASE, 198 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:50,617 LET ME HANDLE THIS DIPLOMATICALLY. 199 00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:53,754 LADY, PLEASE, GET LOST. 200 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,989 PEOPLE ARE WORKING HERE. 201 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:59,226 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEVER HAD A JOB. 202 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:00,560 MR. HARTOUNIAN? 203 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,096 WE REPRESENT THE HISTORICAL PRESERVATION SOCIETY. 204 00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:06,934 I HAVE A TEMPORARY INJUNCTION RESTRAINING YOU 205 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,902 FROM DEMOLISHING ARMSTRONG ESTATE STRUCTURES 206 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:12,305 UNTIL THE CITY PLANNING COMMISSION 207 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,741 CAN RULE ON OUR APPEAL. 208 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:16,910 WHAT? THIS IS NOTHING BUT AN OLD DUMP! 209 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,512 THIS BUILDING IS 70 YEARS OLD. 210 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,782 IT'S PART OF OUR HERITAGE. 211 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,317 HERITAGE? THIS IS A GARAGE! 212 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:28,088 DO YOU COME FROM A LONG LINE OF MECHANICS? 213 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,523 IT WAS A CARRIAGE HOUSE. 214 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,525 IT'S AN ORIGINAL BUILDING 215 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,327 ON THE ORIGINAL ARMSTRONG ESTATE. 216 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:37,530 THE PROPERTY LINE ORIGINALLY RAN TO THIS BROOK. 217 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,532 THIS IS NOT A BROOK. 218 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,201 THIS IS A SEWER! 219 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,804 ORIGINALLY, IT WAS A BROOK. 220 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:46,106 ORIGINALLY, YOUR FAMILY COMES FROM MONKEYS. 221 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:49,342 WHAT HAS THAT GOT TO DO WITH IT? 222 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:52,345 THIS PROPERTY HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 25 YEARS. 223 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:55,548 I TRY TO PUT UP SOME DECENT HOUSING 224 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,785 THAT WORKING PEOPLE CAN AFFORD, 225 00:11:57,785 --> 00:12:01,421 AND I GET A HISTORICAL SOCIETY. 226 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,223 CUT THE BULLSHIT, LADY! 227 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:06,693 YOU CAN'T STAND WORKING PEOPLE LIVING HERE. 228 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,962 I'M NOT ARGUING ANYMORE. 229 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:12,165 YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE US! 230 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,366 MM-HMM. 231 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,168 NO PROBLEM. 232 00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,603 RAYETTE! 233 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,205 LET'S GO! 234 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,973 [HONK HONK] 235 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,875 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 236 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,577 COME ON! COME ON! 237 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,712 RUN! 238 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,347 AAH! 239 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:31,318 * I'M RUNNIN', I'M RUNNIN', I'M RUNNIN', YEAH * 240 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:32,452 HA HA HA HA. 241 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,720 * OOH, YEAH * 242 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,056 * I CAN'T STAY AWAY, DARLIN' * 243 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,991 * I'M RUNNIN', I'M RUNNIN' * 244 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,726 * I'M RUNNIN', I'M RUNNIN' * 245 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,995 * RUN, BABY ** 246 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:44,764 LOOK, POP, IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU, 247 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,000 WE WINTER IN THE BAHAMAS, 248 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,936 SUMMER IN THE HAMPTONS, 249 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:51,004 AND DON'T MENTION JERSEY. 250 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:54,007 ALL RIGHT. ONLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. 251 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:57,010 I'D RATHER HAVE A HERNIA OPERATION. 252 00:12:57,010 --> 00:13:00,013 YOU SHOULD WANT TO JOIN BUSHWOOD FOR YOURSELF. 253 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,614 YOU'VE WORKED HARD. 254 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,616 YOU DESERVE TO BELONG 255 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,618 TO THE BEST COUNTRY CLUB. 256 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,420 THEY'RE A BUNCH OF SNOBS. 257 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,423 LOOK AT THE NAMES THEY GIVE THEIR KIDS. 258 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:14,027 "THIS-AND-THIS JUNIOR, THIS-AND-THIS THE FIRST." 259 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:18,198 HOW BRILLIANT! THEY CAN'T EVEN THINK OF A NEW NAME. 260 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:21,634 DON'T CONDEMN THEM JUST BECAUSE THEY HAVE ROOTS. 261 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,437 THEY GOT ROOTS LIKE AN OAK TREE. 262 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,439 WE GOT ROOTS LIKE RADISHES. 263 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:30,643 I DON'T WANT TO BE A RADISH ALL MY LIFE, 264 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,113 SO PLEASE, POP, JUST TRY. 265 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,654 KATE! 266 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,655 HI. 267 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:43,857 HI. 268 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,662 DADDY, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET 269 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,398 MY FRIEND, MIFFY. 270 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:54,067 MIFFY? HEH HEH. 271 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,669 I KNEW A GIRL CALLED MUFFY-- 272 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,638 PROBABLY FOR DIFFERENT REASONS. 273 00:13:58,638 --> 00:13:59,806 HEH HEH. 274 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,674 SHE WAS UGLY. 275 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,077 SHE HAD A COMING-OUT PARTY. 276 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,646 THEY MADE HER GO BACK! 277 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,681 WELL, SHOULD WE GO? 278 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,483 TODD'S WAITING FOR US 279 00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:14,087 WITH A SCRUMPTIOUS JUNK-BOND SALESMAN. 280 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,688 GOOD LUCK, DADDY. 281 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,190 HAVE A GOOD TIME. 282 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,691 BYE. 283 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,027 BYE, GIRLS. 284 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,561 I'M SO SORRY. 285 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,496 I HAD NO IDEA 286 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:26,499 WHAT YOU WERE GOING THROUGH AT HOME. 287 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:30,170 HE ISN'T YOUR REAL FATHER, IS HE? 288 00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:38,311 I'LL GET THAT, SIR. 289 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,913 [THUD] 290 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,366 ARE YOU EXPECTED? 291 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,201 DOES IT SHOW? 292 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:07,274 YOU LOOK SICK. I DON'T WANT TO CAUSE PROBLEMS. 293 00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:10,343 I'M LOOKING FOR TY WEBB. 294 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,952 [SNORING] 295 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,157 THE ROOM THAT TIME FORGOT. 296 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,359 MR. WEBB, YOUR GUEST. 297 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,760 JACK! 298 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,796 YOU'RE WORKING HARD, AS USUAL. 299 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,764 MANAGING A LARGE INHERITANCE 300 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,566 IS A FULL-TIME JOB. 301 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,736 LAWYERS AND ACCOUNTANTS SEND ME THINGS. 302 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,571 GOT TO SIGN THINGS. 303 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,508 HARD WORK FOR A COUPLE MILLION A YEAR. 304 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:45,578 I WAS BORN WITH A WOODEN SPOON IN MY MOUTH. 305 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,948 MUST'VE BEEN HARD ON YOUR MOTHER. STILL BUILDING? 306 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,184 YEAH. LOW-INCOME HOUSING. 307 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:55,188 NO MONEY IN IT, BUT I SLEEP WELL AT NIGHT. 308 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,991 I SLEEP WELL DURING THE DAYTIME. 309 00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,959 WHERE? IN A CAT BOX? 310 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,528 YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. 311 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:04,998 NA NA NA NA... 312 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,802 OOP. 313 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,404 I GOT IT. 314 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:16,276 HEY, WHO BUILT THIS THING, ANYWAY? 315 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,811 THERE WE GO. 316 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,414 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, JACK. 317 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,621 YOU KNOW ME, JACK. 318 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:32,225 I BELIEVE A HEALTHY LIFE NEEDS A BALANCE BETWEEN 319 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,627 WORK AND PLAY, YIN AND YANG. 320 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:38,831 I HEARD YOU GET MORE YANG THAN YOU CAN HANDLE. 321 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,433 HEY, TY! 322 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,834 HEY, VINNIE. 323 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:42,835 TED. 324 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,037 WHATEVER. 325 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:49,442 WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ALL THOSE HEARTS? 326 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,643 TY! DAMN. 327 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,446 SEVEN OF DIAMONDS-- KEEP THAT QUEEN. 328 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,847 HAVE A SEAT. 329 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,849 HE RUINED THE ENTIRE HAND! 330 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,186 SO, YOU WANT TO JOIN BUSHWOOD? 331 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:02,522 IT'S FOR MY DAUGHTER'S SAKE. I COULDN'T CARE LESS. 332 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:06,726 THIS PLACE IS WHAT THE WORLD WOULD'VE LOOKED LIKE 333 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,861 IF THE GERMANS HAD WON. 334 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,264 LUCKY FOR US THE JAPANESE WON. 335 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,800 I SHOULD INTRODUCE YOU AROUND. 336 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,668 DO YOU HAVE TO? 337 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:19,272 JUST RELAX. THE IMPORTANT THING IS TO BE YOURSELF-- 338 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,741 AND LOSE THE ACCENT. 339 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,111 WHAT ACCENT? 340 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:27,280 JACK HARTOUNIAN, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET 341 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,482 SOME RESPECTED CLUB MEMBERS. 342 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,883 MR. FORESKIN. 343 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,485 FORRESTER. 344 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,486 FORRESTER. 345 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:34,887 AND MR. CRABS. 346 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,889 AND MR., UH, WRINKLE. 347 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,491 THAT'S WINKLER. 348 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,292 WINKLER. 349 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:42,629 AND MR., UH... OR IS IT MRS.? 350 00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:43,430 JAMISON. 351 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,498 JAMISON. THAT'S RIGHT. 352 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,699 MRS. JAMISON. 353 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:50,002 THERE YOU ARE, TY. I WAS LOOKING FOR-- 354 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,037 POLI-GRIP? 355 00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,004 NO. 356 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,039 CONDOM MACHINE? 357 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,174 NO! 358 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:57,744 THE BLUE STUFF YOU PUT YOUR COMBS IN? 359 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,513 NO! MR. HARTOUNIAN. 360 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:01,914 IN THIS CLUB? 361 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,483 YOU MEAN JACK! 362 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,185 HELLO. 363 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,320 I'M MIFFY'S FATHER, CHANDLER YOUNG. 364 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,721 CHANDLER YOUNG. 365 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:12,058 I'M AFRAID I ONLY HAVE ONE LAST NAME. 366 00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:14,794 AND AN INTERESTING NAME IT IS. 367 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,828 HARTOUNIAN. 368 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,764 WHAT IS YOUR BACKGROUND? 369 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,532 MY FATHER WAS ARMENIAN. 370 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:22,835 MY MOTHER WAS HALF-JEWISH, ENGLISH, SPANISH. 371 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,337 THAT'S THREE HALVES. 372 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:27,073 SHE WAS A BIG WOMAN. 373 00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:28,741 HA HA HA! 374 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,344 JACK, CHANDLER IS THE CLUB PRESIDENT. 375 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,946 YOU CAN PLAY GOLF WITH HIM, 376 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,948 MAYBE HAVE A COCKTAIL, 377 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,451 MAYBE SOME LIGHT PETTING LATER? 378 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,654 WELL, I GOT A THING. 379 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,558 HE'S A LITTLE STRANGE. 380 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,567 ELIZABETH? 381 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,435 OH! 382 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,370 JACK, THIS IS ELIZABETH PEARCE. 383 00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,106 HI. I SURE LIKE YOUR SUIT. 384 00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:03,376 YOU'RE A REAL NICE-LOOKING PERSON. 385 00:19:03,376 --> 00:19:06,379 SHOULD I COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE DRESSED? 386 00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:09,182 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 387 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,984 LOOK WHAT I DID. I'M SORRY. 388 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,920 IS THAT WHERE THAT GOES? 389 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:17,857 MOST WOMEN I KNOW PUT THAT IN A DIFFERENT LOCATION. 390 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,992 I DON'T NEED ANY THERE. 391 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,195 I'VE ASKED ELIZABETH AND MY WIFE 392 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,797 TO JOIN US FOR A FOURSOME. 393 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:28,801 I WOULDN'T MIND A FOURSOME OR TWO TWOSOMES 394 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:31,137 OR MAYBE FOUR ONESOMES. 395 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,139 AND THIS IS MY WIFE, 396 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,607 CYNTHIA. 397 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,175 HELLO. 398 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:39,512 HELLO. 399 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,414 OH, NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. 400 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,416 IT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION. 401 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:46,419 I REFUSE TO PLAY GOLF WITH THIS MAN. 402 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,020 THEN YOU'VE MET? 403 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,689 THIS IS THE MAN 404 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,024 WHO'S DESTROYING OUR COMMUNITY. 405 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,427 IT WAS A LITTLE DISAGREEMENT. 406 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:57,697 HE TRIED TO RUN ME OVER WITH A STEAMROLLER! 407 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:02,168 WHAT STEAMROLLER? IT WAS A BULLDOZER. HEH HEH. 408 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:05,438 I REALLY HAVE TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU. 409 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,375 I WAS WRONG. I'M TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY SORRY. 410 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:11,043 DARLING, A WORD? 411 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,045 EXCUSE US FOR A MOMENT. 412 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,181 JACK, LET'S GET OUR CLUBS. 413 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:17,083 LET'S NOT MAKE A SCENE. 414 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,051 HE TRIED TO KILL ME. 415 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,053 I'M SURE HE HAD REASONS. 416 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,889 I PROMISED MIFFY WE'D PLAY. 417 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,458 IT'S FUNNY RUNNING INTO MRS. YOUNG. 418 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,627 WAS THE FIRST TIME FUNNIER? 419 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,862 BESIDES, THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY 420 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:32,865 FOR YOU TO SAVE THE ARMSTRONG ESTATE. 421 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:36,068 YOU'LL CATCH MORE FLIES WITH HONEY. 422 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,504 HMM? 423 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:40,973 DON'T WORRY. I WON'T RUN HEAVY EQUIPMENT INTO YOU. 424 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,475 HOW SWEET. 425 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,944 YES.YEAH? 426 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,479 EVERYBODY HAPPY NOW? 427 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,215 THIS SHOULD BE FUN, YOU THINK? 428 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:51,250 I DON'T SEE HOW. 429 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,486 JACK, GIVE YOU THE HONOR. 430 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,489 LOOK AT THIS. I'M HERE 15 MINUTES 431 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:59,492 AND ALREADY THEY WANT TO GIVE ME HONORS. 432 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:03,162 THAT MEANS THEY WANT YOU TO TEE OFF FIRST. 433 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:06,098 OH... HERE GOES. 434 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,968 WELL, THIS WILL BE IT. 435 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:11,771 HERE WE GO. 436 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,641 UM-HMM. UH-HMM. EEHP. UH-HMM. 437 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:15,842 NOW! 438 00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:18,845 AH! 439 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,953 [BANG] 440 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,521 INTERESTING CLUB. 441 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:31,290 WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THAT? 442 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,161 IT'S A 12-GAUGE. 443 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:36,896 12-GAUGE. 444 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,333 [BEEPING] 445 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:47,139 OUT OF AMMUNITION, MR. HARTOUNIAN? 446 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,042 A FRIEND OF MINE AT NASA SENT THIS. 447 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:53,346 I'M SURPRISED YOU BOTHER COMING OUT AT ALL. 448 00:21:53,346 --> 00:21:57,684 WHY NOT DEVELOP A GADGET THAT ALLOWS YOU TO STAY INSIDE? 449 00:21:57,684 --> 00:22:02,054 THAT'S FUNNY. I GOT A FRIEND WORKING ON THAT, TOO. 450 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:04,624 [BEEPING] 451 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:13,400 DOESN'T THAT TAKE THE SPORT OUT OF IT? 452 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,569 NO. A LOT OF THINGS COULD GO WRONG. 453 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:18,971 BATTERIES COULD GO LOW, GET STATIC. 454 00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:22,174 SOMETIMES THE SIGNAL INTERFERES WITH A PACEMAKER. 455 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,175 EDWARD! 456 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:25,778 AAH! 457 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:26,846 [BEEP] 458 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,393 BINGO! 459 00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:41,661 BINGO. 460 00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:42,929 HUH. 461 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:46,198 HA HA! 462 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,801 MUST'VE BEEN THAT CHILIDOG! 463 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:52,539 HE WANTS TO BECOME A MEMBER. CAN YOU IMAGINE? 464 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:57,410 YEAH. WITH THAT MAN AROUND, I CAN IMAGINE ANYTHING! 465 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,614 SO... WHAT WOULD YOU SAY 466 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:04,617 ARE MY CHANCES OF BECOMING A MEMBER? 467 00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:06,619 THAT DEPENDS ON YOU, JACK. 468 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:08,621 THIS IS A LOVELY NEIGHBORHOOD. 469 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:11,624 PEOPLE HATE TO SEE IT MUCKED UP 470 00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,225 WITH CHEAP APARTMENTS. 471 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,628 I CAN'T TELL YOU YOUR BUSINESS, 472 00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:18,631 BUT YOU KNOW, ONE HAND WASHES THE OTHER. 473 00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:20,232 YOU WOULDN'T DISAPPOINT 474 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,902 YOUR DAUGHTER, WOULD YOU? 475 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,236 THERE'S DADDY. 476 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,539 OH! HI. 477 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,643 I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T. 478 00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:32,645 LET'S GET A MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION 479 00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:34,981 AND LEAVE BUSINESS TO THE LAWYERS. 480 00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:38,651 IF YOU WANT, WE'LL LEAVE IT TO THE LAWYERS, 481 00:23:38,651 --> 00:23:40,720 BUT IT WAS YOUR IDEA. 482 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,457 I DIDN'T GO TO ONE OF THOSE FANCY LAW SCHOOLS 483 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,926 LIKE YOU DID, MR. PIERPONT, 484 00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:50,663 SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN SOMETHIN' TO ME. 485 00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:54,066 HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU EXPECT MR. HARTOUNIAN 486 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:57,069 TO VOLUNTARILY STOP BUILDING ON THAT SITE 487 00:23:57,069 --> 00:24:00,139 AND MOVE THIS ENTIRE HOUSING PROJECT SOMEWHERE ELSE? 488 00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:01,073 I DON'T SEE IT. 489 00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:03,610 BECAUSE, SIR, HE'LL HAVE NO CHOICE. 490 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:07,279 LET ME EXPLAIN HOW THE LEGAL SYSTEM REALLY WORKS. 491 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,414 OK. 492 00:24:08,414 --> 00:24:09,916 YOU SEE, MR. BLUNT, 493 00:24:09,916 --> 00:24:13,085 IF YOUR CLIENT DOESN'T VOLUNTARILY CEASE AND DESIST, 494 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:16,589 WE'LL BE FORCED TO GO THROUGH THE LONG, COSTLY PROCESS 495 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:18,558 OF INJUNCTIONS, LAWSUITS, 496 00:24:18,558 --> 00:24:20,392 MOTIONS, COUNTERMOTIONS, 497 00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:22,294 HEARINGS, APPEALS-- 498 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,697 WHICH WILL COST YOU SO MUCH 499 00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:27,700 IN TERMS OF LEGAL FEES AND CONSTRUCTION DELAYS, 500 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:30,770 YOU'LL WISH YOU'D NEVER HEARD OF US. 501 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:32,471 OOH. 502 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:35,407 BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY WE'LL LET YOU GUYS 503 00:24:35,407 --> 00:24:37,109 COME BARGING INTO BUSHWOOD ESTATES 504 00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:40,479 AND THROW UP A LOT OF CHEAP HOUSING. 505 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,181 HA HA HA! 506 00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:45,417 WHICH ONE OF YOU IS CHANDLER YOUNG'S SON? 507 00:24:45,417 --> 00:24:48,087 I AM. 508 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:51,524 YOU'VE MADE IT CLEAR HOW YOUR LEGAL SYSTEM WORKS. 509 00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:53,726 NOW I'D LIKE TO EXPLAIN 510 00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:55,995 ABOUT THE PETER BLUNT SYSTEM. 511 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,730 YOU SEE, UM... 512 00:24:57,730 --> 00:25:01,333 I DON'T GO IN FOR LAWSUITS AND MOTIONS 513 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,336 OR ANY OF THAT LEGAL STUFF. 514 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:06,739 NO, NO. SEE, WHAT HAPPENS IS, 515 00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:09,141 I FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE, 516 00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:12,344 AND THEN I COME TO YOUR HOUSE, SEE? 517 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:15,347 AND I BEAT DOWN YOUR DOOR 518 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:18,417 WITH A FUCKIN' BASEBALL BAT! 519 00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:22,354 THEN I'M GONNA MAKE A BONFIRE WITH THE CHIPPENDALE, 520 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,691 MAYBE ROAST THAT GOLDEN RETRIEVER! 521 00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:27,459 ARF! ARF! ARF! THEN EAT IT! 522 00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:29,762 THEN I'M COMIN' UPSTAIRS, JUNIOR, 523 00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:32,899 AND I'M GONNA GRAB YOU BY YOUR PJs! 524 00:25:32,899 --> 00:25:35,768 THEN I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR BRAND-NEW BMW 525 00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:38,504 AND CRAM IT UP YOUR TIGHT ASS! 526 00:25:38,504 --> 00:25:40,539 DO WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING? 527 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,975 [YELLING] 528 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:48,380 SO, MARTHA, IS HE IN? 529 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,783 HE'S IN A MEETING. 530 00:25:50,783 --> 00:25:55,187 GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BEFORE I HURT SOMEBODY! 531 00:25:57,657 --> 00:26:00,392 I TRIED TO SWEET-TALK 'EM. 532 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:01,928 SO I HEARD. 533 00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:04,931 WE CAN'T BUILD ANYTHING ON BUSHWOOD ESTATES 534 00:26:04,931 --> 00:26:06,933 UNTIL WE GET A RULING FROM THE COMMISSION. 535 00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:09,669 WE HAVE TO HAVE A HEARING. 536 00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:12,071 A HEARING? DO ME A FAVOR-- 537 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:14,674 DON'T TRY TO SWEET-TALK THE PLANNING COMMISSION. 538 00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:18,410 JACK, HAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN YOUR LAWYER. 539 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,312 FAITH IN A LAWYER? 540 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,288 THAT WAS GREAT, DADDY. 541 00:26:29,288 --> 00:26:31,023 IT REALLY WAS, MR. YOUNG. 542 00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:33,660 THANKS, KATE. HE'S COMING ALONG NICELY. 543 00:26:33,660 --> 00:26:35,895 YOU KNOW, JUMPING A FINE HORSE 544 00:26:35,895 --> 00:26:40,166 IS A BEAUTIFUL THING TO WATCH WHEN IT'S DONE RIGHT. 545 00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:42,034 [NEIGH] 546 00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:43,435 SLOW DOWN! 547 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,437 ELIZABETH, WHERE'S THE BRAKES? 548 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,439 NEXT TO THE CLUTCH. 549 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:50,643 EASY, DOG FOOD. SON OF A BITCH! 550 00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:53,179 DON'T YOU EVER MOVE THIS FAST! 551 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:55,081 WHOA, DOG FOOD! 552 00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:56,315 DADDY. 553 00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:58,250 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? 554 00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:00,152 I ASKED HIM. 555 00:27:00,152 --> 00:27:03,289 KATE, ELIZABETH. ELIZABETH, MY DAUGHTER KATE. 556 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:04,724 HAPPY TO MEET YOU. 557 00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:07,994 HELLO. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ON A HORSE. 558 00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:10,529 HE SAID HE'S BEEN AROUND HORSES. 559 00:27:10,529 --> 00:27:12,598 BETTING ON THEM-- NOT RIDING. 560 00:27:12,598 --> 00:27:14,767 GENTLEMEN RIDE. 561 00:27:14,767 --> 00:27:16,602 NOT LIKE THAT. 562 00:27:16,602 --> 00:27:18,004 QUITE AN ENTRANCE. 563 00:27:18,004 --> 00:27:21,674 I WAS AFRAID YOU MIGHT BREAK YOUR NECK 564 00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:22,942 OR YOUR ARM, 565 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:26,012 MAYBE STRIKE YOUR HEAD AGAINST A FENCE POST, 566 00:27:26,012 --> 00:27:28,948 MAYBE BE DRAGGED SEVERAL MILES OVER ROUGH TERRAIN. 567 00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:30,549 SWEET OF YOU TO CARE. 568 00:27:30,549 --> 00:27:33,619 OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE NOT TROUBLED ABOUT OUR LAWYERS' MEETING. 569 00:27:33,619 --> 00:27:35,888 NO, NOT AT ALL. 570 00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:38,157 CARE TO TAKE A FEW JUMPS? 571 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:41,293 I DON'T THINK HE'S QUITE READY FOR JUMPING. 572 00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:43,996 HOLD ON TIGHT. GRIP WITH YOUR KNEES. 573 00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:47,033 LET THE ANIMAL DO ALL THE WORK. 574 00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:50,402 SOUNDS LIKE MY WEDDING NIGHT. 575 00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:54,741 [PFFFFFT!] 576 00:27:54,741 --> 00:27:56,943 YOUR HORSE HAS A GAS PROBLEM. 577 00:27:56,943 --> 00:27:58,978 IT'S NOT THE HORSE. 578 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:00,112 UGH! 579 00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:01,714 GAS PROBLEM. 580 00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:05,384 RAISE ALL THE JUMPS. 581 00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:07,119 YES, SIR. YES, SIR. 582 00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:16,929 THIS IS CRAZY. HE COULD REALLY GET HURT. 583 00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:19,065 ALMOST DEFINITELY, I'D SAY. 584 00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:22,534 STAY BEHIND ME AND DO AS I DO. 585 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,070 GO! 586 00:28:26,072 --> 00:28:27,807 HA HA HA! 587 00:28:31,577 --> 00:28:32,678 YO! 588 00:28:32,678 --> 00:28:34,313 [NEIGH!] 589 00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:38,050 [PANTING] 590 00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:44,256 A LITTLE HIGHER NEXT TIME. HIGHER! 591 00:28:46,358 --> 00:28:50,797 YOU MAY WANT TO URGE HIM A LITTLE MORE, JACK. 592 00:28:53,632 --> 00:28:56,836 UP, PRINCE. 593 00:28:56,836 --> 00:29:00,239 THIS TIME, DOG FOOD, OVER IT! 594 00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:02,775 [PANTING] 595 00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:06,212 AAH! 596 00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:12,251 [NEIGH] 597 00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:15,721 ONE MORE SET OF JUMPS. 598 00:29:15,721 --> 00:29:18,424 WE'LL MAKE IT AN EASY ONE. 599 00:29:33,472 --> 00:29:35,441 HAVING FUN YET, JACK? 600 00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:36,876 WHOA! 601 00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:39,211 HA HA HA! 602 00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:41,413 AAH! 603 00:29:41,413 --> 00:29:43,149 UHH! 604 00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:44,083 OH! 605 00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:47,353 AAH! 606 00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:48,220 [NEIGH] 607 00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:49,655 HA HA! 608 00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:52,391 [PFFFFFFT!] 609 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,263 HA HA HA! 610 00:29:57,263 --> 00:29:59,131 HI-YO, DOG FOOD! 611 00:30:04,937 --> 00:30:06,538 GOOD EVENING, MISS. 612 00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:08,140 GOOD EVENING, SIR. 613 00:30:09,408 --> 00:30:11,077 POP, DADDY... 614 00:30:11,077 --> 00:30:13,946 DID YOU HAVE TO WEAR THAT TUX? 615 00:30:13,946 --> 00:30:15,948 WHY? WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? 616 00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:17,683 IT'S...BLUE. 617 00:30:17,683 --> 00:30:20,252 IF YOU LOOK AT IT THIS WAY--PURPLE. 618 00:30:20,252 --> 00:30:24,456 IF YOU LOOK AT IT LIKE THIS--GOLD. BEAUTIFUL, HUH? 619 00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:26,893 COME ON, SWEETHEART. 620 00:30:29,228 --> 00:30:31,964 PEOPLE HERE LIKE THEIR TUXEDOS BLACK. 621 00:30:31,964 --> 00:30:34,967 THEY LIKE THEIR NOSES RED, THEIR BLOOD BLUE, 622 00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:37,970 THEIR FACES WHITE... UNTIL THEY HIRE HELP. 623 00:30:37,970 --> 00:30:40,372 THEN SUDDENLY, THEY WANT EVERY FACE 624 00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:42,975 TO BE BLACK, BROWN, OR YELLOW. 625 00:30:42,975 --> 00:30:45,978 I'M NOT A HYPOCRITE ENOUGH TO GO ALONG 626 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:47,980 WITH A SCHEME LIKE THAT. 627 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:50,983 I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO CHANGE AT ONCE. 628 00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:52,985 I'M GONNA INTRODUCE YOU 629 00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:55,387 TO THIS GUY I REALLY LIKE, 630 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:58,124 SO COULD YOU PRETEND YOU LIKE EVERYONE? 631 00:30:58,124 --> 00:31:00,592 PRETEND? LISTEN, I CAN'T PRETEND 632 00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:02,895 TO LIKE PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE. 633 00:31:02,895 --> 00:31:04,997 WHY DO FUNZANOONS IMPRESS YOU? 634 00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:06,598 WHAT'S A FUNZANOON? 635 00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:10,269 SOMEONE WHO FARTS IN THE BATHTUB AND BITES THE BUBBLES. 636 00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:13,305 NICE. POP, PLEASE, DON'T-- 637 00:31:13,305 --> 00:31:16,742 GLAD YOU COULD COME. THIS IS FOR YOU. 638 00:31:16,742 --> 00:31:18,544 HA HA! THAT'S A FUNZANOON! 639 00:31:18,544 --> 00:31:22,281 THIS IS THE PERSON I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. 640 00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:25,151 TODD, I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY FATHER. 641 00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:27,186 WHY DO YOU LOOK FAMILIAR? 642 00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:29,721 BECAUSE I'M SUING YOU, SIR. 643 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,190 NOTHING PERSONAL. 644 00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:34,860 YOU THINK YOUR HEAD GETTIN' BUSTED MIGHT BE PERSONAL? 645 00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:36,162 HA HA HA! 646 00:31:36,162 --> 00:31:38,130 WHAT ABOUT A BROKEN NOSE? 647 00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:41,333 JACK, HAVE A PIG-IN-A-BLANKET. 648 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,435 I LOVE YOUR JACKET, JACK. 649 00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:46,505 TODD, NICE SEEING YOU. KATE, IT'S A PLEASURE. 650 00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:47,173 THANKS. 651 00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:49,308 COME WITH ME, JACK. 652 00:31:49,308 --> 00:31:51,510 HE'S A VERY FUNNY MAN. 653 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:53,412 YEAH, HE'S A RIOT. 654 00:31:55,047 --> 00:31:56,915 HEY, LOOK AT THIS. 655 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:59,651 CHANDLER, YOU WANT TO BUY A HORSE? 656 00:31:59,651 --> 00:32:02,054 HA HA HA HA! 657 00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:04,056 WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 658 00:32:04,056 --> 00:32:07,059 CYNTHIA, YOU MUST BE HAPPY TO SEE ME. 659 00:32:07,059 --> 00:32:08,995 OF COURSE. 660 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,602 HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? WHAT'S HAPPENING? 661 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:19,671 LOOK AT THIS CONVERSATION I JUST HEARD. 662 00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:21,340 THIS IS THE FIRST TIME 663 00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:23,742 SOMEONE ELSE GOT THE COLD SHOULDER. 664 00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:26,178 I LIKE TO TALK TO MYSELF. 665 00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:29,615 I LIKE DEALING WITH A BETTER CLASS OF PEOPLE. 666 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,024 I LIKE THAT. 667 00:32:46,832 --> 00:32:48,834 DO YOU RUMBA, SAMBA, MAMBO? 668 00:32:48,834 --> 00:32:50,702 I TRY TO TANGO. 669 00:32:50,702 --> 00:32:52,704 THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH. 670 00:33:12,558 --> 00:33:13,592 UHH. 671 00:33:15,727 --> 00:33:16,728 OH! 672 00:33:26,138 --> 00:33:28,774 MMM. YUM-YUM. 673 00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:37,483 MMM. HEE HEE HEE! 674 00:33:37,483 --> 00:33:39,551 KATE, WILL YOU PLEASE LOOK 675 00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:43,289 AT YOUR FATHER AND MY COUSIN DANCING OUT THERE? 676 00:33:45,057 --> 00:33:47,326 EXCUSE ME. 677 00:33:49,628 --> 00:33:52,498 SL-U-U-U-U-URP! 678 00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:01,773 AHH. 679 00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:10,516 NO. UHH! 680 00:34:10,516 --> 00:34:13,852 NAH! EE! UH! 681 00:34:13,852 --> 00:34:15,721 YAH! 682 00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:17,289 AH! AH! AH! 683 00:34:42,348 --> 00:34:43,182 HA! 684 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,083 AH! 685 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,485 OH! 686 00:34:55,161 --> 00:34:58,096 BOY, THIS IS A TOUGH ROOM. 687 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,832 WELL, WHAT IS THAT? 688 00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:06,238 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 689 00:35:06,238 --> 00:35:10,242 OH! WELL... I WAS JUST PRACTICING. 690 00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:13,245 HOW CAN YOU TELL WHERE THE BALL WENT? 691 00:35:13,245 --> 00:35:16,848 YOU CAN'T, WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY YOU DON'T SEE 692 00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:18,850 A LOT OF NIGHT GOLF. 693 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:20,852 HOW'S THE PARTY GOIN'? 694 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:21,987 OH... 695 00:35:21,987 --> 00:35:23,855 AH, I SEE. 696 00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:26,858 WAS IT, UH, IS IT THAT BAD? 697 00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:29,661 HARRY, JUST BY LOOKING AT ME, 698 00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:32,664 WOULD YOU SAY THAT I WAS LOWER-CLASS, 699 00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:34,866 MIDDLE-CLASS, OR UPPER-CLASS? 700 00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:36,602 YOU'RE BEING SERIOUS? 701 00:35:36,602 --> 00:35:37,736 YES. 702 00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:39,871 YES. I WOULD SAY... 703 00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:42,474 MIDDLE... UPPER, MAYBE. 704 00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:44,610 MIDDLE-UPPER, DEFINITELY. 705 00:35:44,610 --> 00:35:47,479 SO WHAT ARE YOU-- I MEAN, AT HOME, 706 00:35:47,479 --> 00:35:49,215 WHEN YOU'RE NOT CADDYING? 707 00:35:49,215 --> 00:35:52,351 AT HOME, WE HAPPEN TO BE UPPER-LOWER, 708 00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:55,287 BUT AT SCHOOL, I PRETEND I'M LOWER-MIDDLE, 709 00:35:55,287 --> 00:35:58,324 BUT I ASPIRE TO BECOME MIDDLE-MIDDLE. 710 00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:02,394 YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH THIS CLASS THING, AREN'T YOU? 711 00:36:02,394 --> 00:36:05,096 I JUST WANT TO FIT IN, 712 00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:07,499 BUT AROUND HERE, IT'S SO IMPORTANT 713 00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:10,101 THAT YOU LOOK A CERTAIN WAY 714 00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:12,904 AND YOU JOIN THE RIGHT SORORITY-- 715 00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:16,975 COME ON, KATE-- JOINING THE RIGHT SORORITY...PFFT! 716 00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:18,577 IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 717 00:36:18,577 --> 00:36:22,648 YOU KNOW WHO YOU REMIND ME OF? MY FATHER. 718 00:36:22,648 --> 00:36:24,783 THAT'S BETTER THAN YOUR MOTHER. 719 00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:27,386 ATTENTION, EVERYONE. 720 00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:30,522 IT'S TIME FOR OUR LITTLE SLAVE AUCTION. 721 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:33,124 REMEMBER, IT'S ALL FOR CHARITY. 722 00:36:33,124 --> 00:36:35,661 LET'S SEE IF WE CAN BREAK 723 00:36:35,661 --> 00:36:37,929 LAST YEAR'S RECORD OF $4,500. 724 00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:41,199 BREAK OUT YOUR CHECKBOOKS AND THINK MANDINGO 725 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:44,135 WHILE I READ THE LIST OF SLAVES. 726 00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:46,137 WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT? 727 00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:48,540 IT'S A LITTLE GAME THEY PLAY. 728 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:51,176 THEY AUCTION OFF THE JUDGE--WHOEVER, 729 00:36:51,176 --> 00:36:54,145 AND YOU BUY THEM, YOU TAKE THEM HOME, 730 00:36:54,145 --> 00:36:55,681 AND THEY SWEEP YOUR FLOORS. 731 00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:58,750 AFTERWARDS, YOU GIVE THEM LUNCH AND A MARTINI. 732 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,386 IT'S VERY CIVILIZED. 733 00:37:00,386 --> 00:37:03,522 "HOW DO YOU DO? NICE TO SEE YOU." 734 00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:06,492 JACK, LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU. 735 00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:08,694 HEY, CHANDLER, HOW ARE YOU? 736 00:37:08,694 --> 00:37:11,029 MR. CLUB PRESIDENT, HOW YOU BEEN? 737 00:37:11,029 --> 00:37:12,464 HA HA HA! 738 00:37:12,464 --> 00:37:15,601 I'M HAVING THE BEST TIME! EVERYTHING'S WONDERFUL. 739 00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:18,169 YES, IT IS. HERE'S THE THING-- 740 00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:21,172 MY WIFE AND I SPOKE TO SEVERAL MEMBERS. 741 00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:23,575 WE FEEL IT MIGHT BE BETTER 742 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:26,011 IF YOU DIDN'T VISIT THE CLUB FOR A WHILE. 743 00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:28,980 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "FOR A WHILE"? 744 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:30,382 EVER, ACTUALLY. 745 00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:33,285 WE DON'T FEEL YOU'RE BUSHWOOD MATERIAL. 746 00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:36,588 THIS WHOLE, MESSY APARTMENT BUSINESS, 747 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:39,190 THE ATTEMPT ON CYNTHIA'S LIFE. 748 00:37:39,190 --> 00:37:41,192 YOU UNDERSTAND, I'M SURE. 749 00:37:41,192 --> 00:37:43,161 I UNDERSTAND. 750 00:37:43,161 --> 00:37:45,130 GOOD. 751 00:37:45,130 --> 00:37:48,500 WELL, LET'S START THE BIDDING. 752 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:52,203 OUR FIRST SOCIETY SLAVE GOING UP FOR BIDS 753 00:37:52,203 --> 00:37:54,806 IS THE CHARMING CYNTHIA YOUNG. 754 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:55,874 CYNTHIA! 755 00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:59,711 SO I THOUGHT WE'D START THE BIDDING 756 00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:01,380 AT, UM...$50. 757 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,582 DO I HEAR 50? 758 00:38:03,582 --> 00:38:04,683 $50. 759 00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:06,885 $100. 760 00:38:07,919 --> 00:38:09,621 200. 761 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:10,822 250. 762 00:38:10,822 --> 00:38:13,258 300. 763 00:38:13,258 --> 00:38:15,193 DO I HEAR 325? 764 00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:18,096 VERY WELL. GOING ONCE AT 300. 765 00:38:18,096 --> 00:38:19,965 GOING TWICE. 766 00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:21,032 325. 767 00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:22,834 I THOUGHT THAT MAN LEFT. 768 00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:24,436 I THOUGHT HE LEFT. 769 00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:27,205 325 IS BID. 770 00:38:27,205 --> 00:38:30,442 DO I HEAR 350? 771 00:38:31,843 --> 00:38:33,645 PLEASE. 772 00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:34,513 DADDY! 773 00:38:34,513 --> 00:38:36,114 DON'T WORRY. 350! 774 00:38:36,114 --> 00:38:37,749 400. 775 00:38:37,749 --> 00:38:39,585 450! 776 00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:40,619 500. 777 00:38:42,854 --> 00:38:44,690 FINISH HIM, CHUCK. 778 00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:49,761 HE'S MAKING US LOOK TERRIBLE. 779 00:38:49,761 --> 00:38:52,197 510. 780 00:38:52,197 --> 00:38:53,331 YES! 781 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:55,300 1,000 BUCKS. 782 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,268 OH! OH! OH! 783 00:38:57,268 --> 00:38:59,905 I HAVE $1,000. 784 00:38:59,905 --> 00:39:01,707 DO I HEAR MORE? 785 00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:03,274 DADDY! 786 00:39:03,274 --> 00:39:04,943 GOING ONCE. 787 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:06,745 GOING TWICE. 788 00:39:06,745 --> 00:39:08,046 CHANDLER! 789 00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:09,715 WHAT'S HE WAITING FOR? 790 00:39:09,715 --> 00:39:11,149 PLEASE. 791 00:39:11,149 --> 00:39:12,618 WELL... 792 00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:14,686 SOLD! 793 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,822 FOR $1,000 TO MR. HARTOUNIAN. 794 00:39:16,822 --> 00:39:18,424 OH! 795 00:39:18,424 --> 00:39:20,626 HA HA! 796 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:23,895 DO YOU WANT A TIP? 797 00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:25,597 DO I WANT A TIP? 798 00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:27,833 BEND FROM THE HIP SOCKETS. 799 00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:30,301 IF YOU CAN SEE YOUR ZIPPER... 800 00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:31,803 YOU'RE SCREWED. 801 00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:33,171 HIP SOCKETS? 802 00:39:33,171 --> 00:39:34,640 OK. 803 00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:37,042 HERE? 804 00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:38,309 NO. 805 00:39:38,309 --> 00:39:39,911 HERE? 806 00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:40,912 HERE. 807 00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:41,913 HERE? 808 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:43,314 NO. HERE. 809 00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:44,182 OH. 810 00:39:44,182 --> 00:39:45,383 THAT'S GOOD. 811 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:46,718 KATE. 812 00:39:49,655 --> 00:39:53,391 HA HA! WHAT IS IT YOU'RE DOING OUT HERE? 813 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,527 JUST HITTING SOME GOLF BALLS. 814 00:39:55,527 --> 00:39:57,529 WANT TO HIT SOME? 815 00:39:57,529 --> 00:39:59,531 OH, SURE, IN MY TUXEDO, 816 00:39:59,531 --> 00:40:02,534 WITHOUT MY GLOVE OR MY SPIKES? 817 00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:04,536 AREN'T YOU AN EMPLOYEE, 818 00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:07,739 AND ISN'T THERE SOME RULE ABOUT HOW CLOSE 819 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,808 YOU CAN STAND TO MEMBERS? 820 00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:12,978 IT'S 3 1/2 FEET, BUT ONLY DURING WORKING HOURS. 821 00:40:12,978 --> 00:40:16,548 AND IF MY MEMORY SERVES, WISE ASS, 822 00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:18,617 DIDN'T I ALREADY FIRE YOU? 823 00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:22,888 YES, YOU DID, WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY I'M NOT WORKING. 824 00:40:22,888 --> 00:40:25,891 KATE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO BACK INSIDE? 825 00:40:25,891 --> 00:40:29,427 ACTUALLY, I THINK I'LL JUST GO HOME FROM HERE. 826 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:32,430 ON THE WAY, WE CAN STOP BY BUNNY SKYLER'S. 827 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,500 SHE'S HAVING A LITTLE PARTY. 828 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,768 YOU WANT TO? 829 00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:40,138 OK. 830 00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:42,908 THANKS. 831 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:45,644 THANK YOU. 832 00:40:47,045 --> 00:40:48,880 SEE YOU AROUND. 833 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:53,051 NOT AROUND HERE, SHE WON'T. 834 00:40:55,721 --> 00:40:58,590 $1,100 GOING ONCE. 835 00:40:58,590 --> 00:41:00,191 SOMEONE, PLEASE! 836 00:41:00,191 --> 00:41:01,927 THIS IS TERRIBLE! 837 00:41:01,927 --> 00:41:03,595 GOING TWICE. 838 00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:05,463 OH, GRACIE. 839 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:09,200 SOLD--MR. CHANDLER YOUNG FOR $1,100... 840 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,738 ONCE AGAIN TO MR. HARTOUNIAN, 841 00:41:12,738 --> 00:41:15,874 WHO HAS GRACIOUSLY PURCHASED ALL OUR SOCIETY SLAVES 842 00:41:15,874 --> 00:41:20,879 FOR A GRAND TOTAL OF $11,950. 843 00:41:20,879 --> 00:41:24,215 I DO HOPE YOU'LL FIND ENOUGH LITTLE CHORES 844 00:41:24,215 --> 00:41:25,751 TO KEEP US ALL BUSY. 845 00:41:25,751 --> 00:41:27,953 I'LL THINK OF SOMETHIN'. 846 00:41:40,766 --> 00:41:42,701 COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO! 847 00:41:42,701 --> 00:41:45,336 WE GOT A LOT TO DO. 848 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:47,606 [PANTING] 849 00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,275 OH, I REALLY HATE THIS! 850 00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:51,376 EASY. 851 00:41:51,376 --> 00:41:54,846 OH, DAVIDSON! AAH! 852 00:41:56,081 --> 00:41:59,751 STUPID, GET OUT OF THERE! WHAT ARE YOU--NUTS? 853 00:41:59,751 --> 00:42:01,653 THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! 854 00:42:01,653 --> 00:42:04,656 TELL ME ABOUT IT. I ASKED FOR LABORERS-- 855 00:42:04,656 --> 00:42:06,958 GUYS WITH BIG ARMS, BAD TEETH, 856 00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:09,460 JUST BROKE UP WITH A WAITRESS. 857 00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:12,263 OH! AH! 858 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:13,599 OH! 859 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:17,002 WHEW! 860 00:42:33,819 --> 00:42:36,688 HEY, YOU'RE DOIN' A FINE JOB. 861 00:42:36,688 --> 00:42:39,691 A COUPLE OF US ARE GOIN' BOWLING, 862 00:42:39,691 --> 00:42:42,694 SUCK DOWN A COUPLE BEERS. WANT TO COME? 863 00:42:42,694 --> 00:42:45,563 BOWLING, SUCK DOWN A COUPLE BEERS. FINE. 864 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:46,898 EXCUSE ME... 865 00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:47,699 SIR. 866 00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:49,668 HA HA HA! 867 00:42:49,668 --> 00:42:52,971 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 868 00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,516 HEY, JACK, 869 00:43:05,516 --> 00:43:08,319 HOW MUCH YOU PAY FOR THESE PEOPLE? 870 00:43:08,319 --> 00:43:10,255 $11,900. 871 00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:11,723 YOU GOT BURNED. 872 00:43:11,723 --> 00:43:14,860 THAT OLD BROAD CAN'T CARRY LUMBER FOR SHIT. 873 00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:17,328 ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE HAD YOUR FUN. 874 00:43:17,328 --> 00:43:19,464 WHAT ARE YOU TRYIN' TO PROVE? 875 00:43:19,464 --> 00:43:22,000 I'M NOT TRYING TO PROVE ANYTHING. 876 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:25,070 I WANTED YOU TO SEE MOST PEOPLE WORK. 877 00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:27,138 DON'T TELL ME ABOUT WORK. 878 00:43:27,138 --> 00:43:30,008 I'VE CUT MORE FIREWOOD THAN YOU'LL EVER SEE. 879 00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:34,245 IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN YOU'VE GOT TO BREAK CHANDLER YOUNG. 880 00:43:34,245 --> 00:43:35,847 OH! WHOA! 881 00:43:36,915 --> 00:43:38,717 AH! 882 00:43:39,751 --> 00:43:42,087 CHANDLER! 883 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:44,189 AY YI YI! 884 00:43:44,189 --> 00:43:46,124 OH, CHANDLER! 885 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:47,358 AAH! 886 00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:49,027 SEÑORA! 887 00:43:49,027 --> 00:43:51,663 AAH! 888 00:43:53,498 --> 00:43:55,266 CHANDLER! 889 00:43:55,266 --> 00:43:58,469 WHERE'S SHE GOIN'? IT'S NOT LUNCHTIME YET. 890 00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:01,306 CHANDLER! 891 00:44:01,306 --> 00:44:02,908 ALL IN FAVOR? 892 00:44:02,908 --> 00:44:04,642 AYE! AYE! AYE! 893 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:05,844 OPPOSED? 894 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:08,914 THEN IT'S SETTLED. 895 00:44:08,914 --> 00:44:12,383 JACK HARTOUNIAN'S FINISHED IN THIS CITY. 896 00:44:12,383 --> 00:44:15,386 T.P., YOU HANDLE THE I.R.S. 897 00:44:15,386 --> 00:44:17,188 P.P., WHY DON'T YOU CONTACT 898 00:44:17,188 --> 00:44:19,190 THE POLICE, FIRE, AND UTILITIES? 899 00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:23,194 B.M., GO TO WORK ON HIS SUPPLIERS AND SUBCONTRACTORS. 900 00:44:23,194 --> 00:44:26,798 AREN'T WE BEING A LITTLE CHILDISH ABOUT THIS THING? 901 00:44:26,798 --> 00:44:28,800 IS PUNISHING THIS BOOB 902 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:30,802 REALLY WORTH ALL THIS EFFORT? 903 00:44:30,802 --> 00:44:32,804 MM-HMM. MM-HMM. 904 00:44:32,804 --> 00:44:34,806 YES, I THINK SO, DEFINITELY. 905 00:44:34,806 --> 00:44:36,975 I'LL TELL YOU THIS-- 906 00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:41,312 HE'LL WISH HE NEVER SET FOOT IN THIS CLUB. 907 00:44:41,312 --> 00:44:43,248 HARD TO SAY, HUH? 908 00:44:43,248 --> 00:44:47,452 HOW LONG BEFORE YOU GET THE POWER TURNED BACK ON? 909 00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:48,720 WHAT? 910 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:50,722 HARD TO SAY. I SEE. 911 00:44:50,722 --> 00:44:53,524 WELL, IS IT AS HARD TO SAY AS, 912 00:44:53,524 --> 00:44:56,862 "THERE'S A MAN IN MY OFFICE WITH A FLAME THROWER"? 913 00:44:56,862 --> 00:44:58,629 WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE? 914 00:44:58,629 --> 00:45:00,098 WE GOT PROBLEMS. 915 00:45:00,098 --> 00:45:02,901 WE GOT NO CEMENT, NO LUMBER--NO NOTHIN'. 916 00:45:02,901 --> 00:45:04,870 THE INSPECTOR PULLED OUR PERMITS. 917 00:45:04,870 --> 00:45:07,338 WHERE IS THE ELECTRICITY? 918 00:45:07,338 --> 00:45:10,141 THERE SEEMS TO BE A CONSPIRACY HERE. 919 00:45:10,141 --> 00:45:11,609 WHAT ARE YOU TELLIN' ME? 920 00:45:11,609 --> 00:45:15,881 IF YOU DON'T BACK OFF, THEY'LL PUT US OUT OF BUSINESS. 921 00:45:15,881 --> 00:45:17,949 THAT WHAT THEY THINK! 922 00:45:30,495 --> 00:45:31,496 TY. 923 00:45:31,496 --> 00:45:32,497 YEAH? 924 00:45:32,497 --> 00:45:34,900 I'M DOWN HERE READING. 925 00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:37,102 I WANT TO BUY BUSHWOOD. 926 00:45:37,102 --> 00:45:40,906 I GOT TO GET EVEN WITH THESE SONS OF BITCHES! 927 00:45:40,906 --> 00:45:42,573 HOLD ON, JACK. 928 00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:43,975 CALM DOWN. 929 00:45:43,975 --> 00:45:46,711 YOU WANT TO BUY BUSHWOOD? 930 00:45:46,711 --> 00:45:48,346 THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT! 931 00:45:48,346 --> 00:45:52,951 LET ME ASK YOU THIS-- DO I OWN IT? 932 00:45:52,951 --> 00:45:56,254 YOU OWN 53% OF THE STOCK. 933 00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,256 53%? AHH... 934 00:45:58,256 --> 00:46:00,358 GOOD OLD DAD. 935 00:46:00,358 --> 00:46:02,193 NO FLIES ON HIM. 936 00:46:02,193 --> 00:46:04,896 VERY FEW ON MOM AS I RECALL. 937 00:46:04,896 --> 00:46:08,066 MOM AND DAD. WELL, THEY'RE GONE NOW. 938 00:46:08,066 --> 00:46:09,801 THEY PASSED AWAY? 939 00:46:09,801 --> 00:46:12,270 NO, NO. PALM BEACH. 940 00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:14,072 WAIT A MINUTE. 941 00:46:14,072 --> 00:46:17,075 I'M SORRY. I THINK THEY ARE DEAD. 942 00:46:17,075 --> 00:46:19,077 I WANT TO TALK BUSINESS. 943 00:46:19,077 --> 00:46:22,080 LET'S TALK OVER A GAME OF GOLF. 944 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,282 BUT YOU DON'T PLAY ANYMORE. 945 00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:25,917 I STILL PLAY... 946 00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:28,019 JUST NOT OUTDOORS. 947 00:46:28,019 --> 00:46:32,223 I FINALLY GOT IT DOWN TO THE BASIC ESSENTIALS. 948 00:46:33,524 --> 00:46:36,427 CLUB, BALL... 949 00:46:36,427 --> 00:46:37,695 SWING. 950 00:46:37,695 --> 00:46:39,497 THE REST OF IT IS 951 00:46:39,497 --> 00:46:42,000 JUST WALKING AROUND WEARING FUNNY PANTS. 952 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,235 YOU THINK THIS IS SAFE? 953 00:46:44,235 --> 00:46:46,905 OF COURSE. IT'S A BALLROOM. 954 00:46:49,574 --> 00:46:50,842 [BANG!] 955 00:46:50,842 --> 00:46:52,878 [CRASH!] 956 00:46:52,878 --> 00:46:55,446 AH...WANT A LIFT? 957 00:46:55,446 --> 00:46:56,915 WHY NOT? 958 00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:00,718 [SCREECH] 959 00:47:00,718 --> 00:47:02,387 [HONK HONK] 960 00:47:02,387 --> 00:47:05,790 IT'S A TOUGH DOGLEG TO THE RIGHT UP HERE. 961 00:47:05,790 --> 00:47:08,226 YOU WANT TO SELL OR WHAT? 962 00:47:08,226 --> 00:47:10,228 WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET? 963 00:47:10,228 --> 00:47:13,264 FIRST, THEY SHUT DOWN MY BUILDING SITES. 964 00:47:13,264 --> 00:47:16,868 THEN THEY CUT OFF MY POWER, MY PHONES! 965 00:47:16,868 --> 00:47:18,136 OUCH! 966 00:47:18,136 --> 00:47:21,940 LET'S LOOK AT IT FROM THEIR POINT OF VIEW. 967 00:47:23,741 --> 00:47:25,076 OK? 968 00:47:26,077 --> 00:47:29,147 I HAVE TO HAVE AN ANSWER TODAY. 969 00:47:29,147 --> 00:47:31,382 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO NEGOTIATE. 970 00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:34,252 THERE'LL BE CALLS, MAYBE SOME MAIL. 971 00:47:34,252 --> 00:47:36,154 WE'RE TALKING MUCHO DINERO HERE, 972 00:47:36,154 --> 00:47:38,289 AND PROBABLY AMERICAN MONEY, TOO. 973 00:47:40,926 --> 00:47:42,227 [DING!] 974 00:47:44,629 --> 00:47:46,497 LITTLE CHUNKY. 975 00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:50,768 I DON'T CARE WHAT IT COSTS! I WANT IT! 976 00:47:50,768 --> 00:47:54,105 MM-HMM. TOUGH LIE. 977 00:47:56,441 --> 00:47:59,277 JACK, IF I SELL YOU THOSE STOCKS, 978 00:47:59,277 --> 00:48:02,513 A LOT OF PEOPLE WON'T SPEAK TO ME. 979 00:48:02,513 --> 00:48:04,115 THEY DON'T NOW. 980 00:48:04,115 --> 00:48:07,118 THAT'S A VERY GOOD POINT. 981 00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:11,122 I'LL BANK IT OFF THE CHAGALL. 982 00:48:23,668 --> 00:48:25,803 I TOPPED IT. 983 00:48:25,803 --> 00:48:29,007 I TOPPED IT. GOT A GOOD BOUNCE. 984 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:32,810 IT'S IN. 985 00:48:32,810 --> 00:48:34,812 DO WE HAVE A DEAL? 986 00:48:34,812 --> 00:48:35,947 HMM? 987 00:48:35,947 --> 00:48:37,415 HUH? 988 00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:38,816 WHY NOT? 989 00:48:38,816 --> 00:48:40,952 NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'. 990 00:48:40,952 --> 00:48:43,321 YOU HAVE A TWIN SISTER? 991 00:48:43,321 --> 00:48:44,389 [SNORING] 992 00:48:44,389 --> 00:48:47,225 WELL, GENTLEMEN, I THINK WE'VE SEEN THE LAST 993 00:48:47,225 --> 00:48:49,227 OF MR. JACK HARTOUNIAN. 994 00:48:49,227 --> 00:48:52,230 I GUESS HE LEARNED A LITTLE SOMETHING 995 00:48:52,230 --> 00:48:54,432 ABOUT WHO CALLS THE SHOTS. 996 00:48:56,501 --> 00:49:00,505 WAKE UP! NOW I KNOW WHAT THEY DO WITH THOSE BODIES 997 00:49:00,505 --> 00:49:03,241 ONCE THE MEDICAL STUDENTS ARE FINISHED. 998 00:49:03,241 --> 00:49:06,244 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN WALK IN 999 00:49:06,244 --> 00:49:09,247 AND STROLL AROUND LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE? 1000 00:49:09,247 --> 00:49:12,283 'CAUSE I DO OWN THE PLACE. 1001 00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:14,252 YOU MUST BE CHANDLER. 1002 00:49:14,252 --> 00:49:16,687 WHERE DID YOU GET THESE? 1003 00:49:16,687 --> 00:49:18,223 TY WEBB. 1004 00:49:18,223 --> 00:49:19,757 TY WEBB. TY WEBB. 1005 00:49:19,757 --> 00:49:24,996 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU INTEND TO DO WITH THE CLUB, 1006 00:49:24,996 --> 00:49:28,133 BUT OUR MEMBERS WILL NEVER STAND FOR THIS! 1007 00:49:28,133 --> 00:49:29,800 MOST CAN'T STAND ANYWAY. 1008 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:33,971 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE MOST IMPORTANT PROBLEM TODAY IS? 1009 00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:36,007 PRIVILEGE-- PEOPLE LIKE YOU 1010 00:49:36,007 --> 00:49:39,010 WHO THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE. 1011 00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:41,879 HERE IS A CITY FULL OF POOR PEOPLE-- 1012 00:49:41,879 --> 00:49:43,548 POOR PEOPLE WHO SUFFER, 1013 00:49:43,548 --> 00:49:46,751 SUFFERED AND STRUGGLED IN THE FACTORIES 1014 00:49:46,751 --> 00:49:48,353 AND SLAUGHTERHOUSES FOR WHAT? 1015 00:49:48,353 --> 00:49:51,622 SO YOU SHOULD LIVE IN A BIG MANSION 1016 00:49:51,622 --> 00:49:53,491 ON TOP OF A HILL? 1017 00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:55,160 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING-- 1018 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:58,029 THERE'S GONNA BE NEW FACES IN THIS CLUB. 1019 00:49:58,029 --> 00:50:00,031 I'M GONNA SEE TO IT. 1020 00:50:00,031 --> 00:50:02,767 I'M GONNA OPEN IT TO THE PUBLIC! 1021 00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:04,335 OH. OH. 1022 00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:07,438 AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THAT EVERYONE 1023 00:50:07,438 --> 00:50:10,175 HAS A TASTE OF THE GOOD LIFE. 1024 00:50:10,175 --> 00:50:13,711 DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THIS GUY? 1025 00:50:13,711 --> 00:50:16,914 DON'T START THINKING YOU'VE WON ANYTHING, HARTOUNIAN! 1026 00:50:16,914 --> 00:50:19,117 THIS ISN'T OVER YET! 1027 00:50:19,917 --> 00:50:22,120 SEE YOU AT THE REOPENING. 1028 00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:26,257 COME BACK ANYTIME, AND WE'LL PLAY A FEW HOLES. 1029 00:50:26,257 --> 00:50:29,527 [BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC PLAYING] 1030 00:50:40,971 --> 00:50:43,508 CHANDLER, I WANT TO GO HOME. 1031 00:50:43,508 --> 00:50:47,578 WE DON'T WANT HIM TO THINK HE'S WINNING. 1032 00:50:47,578 --> 00:50:50,615 BUT HE IS WINNING! 1033 00:51:00,358 --> 00:51:03,561 WELL, IT'S NO DIFFERENT, IS IT? 1034 00:51:07,198 --> 00:51:10,368 PERHAPS IT WON'T BE SO BAD AFTER ALL. 1035 00:51:10,368 --> 00:51:12,570 [CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYS] 1036 00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:23,181 GIVE ME THAT! 1037 00:51:23,181 --> 00:51:23,981 THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! 1038 00:51:23,981 --> 00:51:26,184 LET'S JUST PLAY! 1039 00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:31,989 FORE! 1040 00:51:31,989 --> 00:51:34,392 HEY, BOYS, YOU MADE IT, HUH? 1041 00:51:34,392 --> 00:51:37,395 WHAT DO YOU THINK? IT'S GREAT, ISN'T IT? 1042 00:51:37,395 --> 00:51:40,865 I SUPPOSE THIS IS SOMEONE'S IDEA OF FUN. 1043 00:51:40,865 --> 00:51:41,899 WHAT? 1044 00:51:41,899 --> 00:51:44,602 TURN THE MUSIC DOWN, YOU IDIOT! 1045 00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:46,604 OH, YEAH, RIGHT. 1046 00:51:49,006 --> 00:51:52,009 WHAT DO YOU SAY I JOIN YOU 1047 00:51:52,009 --> 00:51:53,878 FOR A LITTLE SMALL BALL? 1048 00:51:53,878 --> 00:51:56,614 HERE. HAVE A PULL OFF OF THAT. 1049 00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:58,216 AHH. 1050 00:52:00,318 --> 00:52:03,954 HOW CAN YOU PLAY WITH JUST TWO CLUBS? 1051 00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:05,623 HOW MANY YOU NEED? 1052 00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:12,597 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M PLAYIN' GOLF. 1053 00:52:12,597 --> 00:52:14,064 GOLF. 1054 00:52:14,064 --> 00:52:15,466 GOLF. 1055 00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:18,769 SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT SOMETHIN' STUCK IN YOUR THROAT. 1056 00:52:21,739 --> 00:52:24,709 HE REALLY GOT A HOLD OF THAT ONE. 1057 00:52:24,709 --> 00:52:28,313 THAT ONE'S IN THE UPPER DECK. THAT ONE'S GONE! 1058 00:52:28,313 --> 00:52:30,581 HA HA HA HA! 1059 00:52:31,849 --> 00:52:34,485 WHERE'S MY BEER? 1060 00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:38,589 YOU KNOW THE PROBLEM WITH GOLF? 1061 00:52:38,589 --> 00:52:41,058 IT'S A GAME FOR WUSSIES. 1062 00:52:41,058 --> 00:52:43,228 THERE'S NO DAMN CONTACT. 1063 00:52:45,930 --> 00:52:48,999 OH, WAIT. I GOT AN IDEA. 1064 00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:51,068 LET'S PLAY ONE-ON-ONE, 1065 00:52:51,068 --> 00:52:53,604 AND I'LL DEFEND THE HOLE. 1066 00:52:53,604 --> 00:52:56,006 YOU GOT HELMETS AND PADS. 1067 00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:57,975 YOU GOT CLUBS FLYIN' AROUND. 1068 00:52:57,975 --> 00:52:59,877 THROW IN SOME BODY-CHECKING. 1069 00:52:59,877 --> 00:53:03,248 YOU GOT YOURSELF A GAME. WHAT DO YOU SAY? 1070 00:53:03,248 --> 00:53:06,384 GOOD GOD. 1071 00:53:06,384 --> 00:53:08,953 WELL, IT WAS JUST AN IDEA. 1072 00:53:14,992 --> 00:53:16,394 AAH! 1073 00:53:18,829 --> 00:53:21,198 [HONK] 1074 00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:24,001 HA HA! 1075 00:53:24,001 --> 00:53:25,403 WHOA! HA HA! 1076 00:53:25,403 --> 00:53:28,239 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU TODAY. 1077 00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:31,242 THAT'S AN IMPRESSIVE SEARCH PARTY YOU HAVE. 1078 00:53:31,242 --> 00:53:33,010 HA! 1079 00:53:33,010 --> 00:53:34,211 CYNTHIA. 1080 00:53:34,211 --> 00:53:36,614 I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU. 1081 00:53:36,614 --> 00:53:38,148 HOW ARE YOU? 1082 00:53:38,148 --> 00:53:41,151 DO YOU MIND? YOU'RE BLOCKING MY SUN. 1083 00:53:41,151 --> 00:53:42,887 YOUR SUN? 1084 00:53:42,887 --> 00:53:44,689 I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR. 1085 00:53:44,689 --> 00:53:48,058 YOUR FACE IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE 1086 00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:49,960 AN ALLIGATOR BAG. 1087 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,762 OH, REALLY. 1088 00:53:52,897 --> 00:53:54,765 AAH! 1089 00:53:55,833 --> 00:53:59,036 I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR WOODEN SHOES. 1090 00:53:59,036 --> 00:54:01,171 LOOKS GOOD, DON'T IT? 1091 00:54:01,171 --> 00:54:02,973 DOESN'T IT LOOK GREAT? 1092 00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:06,176 WE HAD A TIME FINDING THESE GIANT TULIPS. 1093 00:54:06,176 --> 00:54:08,178 YOU KNOCK IT THROUGH 1094 00:54:08,178 --> 00:54:10,214 THAT LITTLE DOOR THERE. 1095 00:54:10,214 --> 00:54:12,249 HARD AS HELL. 1096 00:54:16,921 --> 00:54:18,255 [BELL RINGS] 1097 00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:19,857 ALL RIGHT! 1098 00:54:19,857 --> 00:54:21,826 I'M ON MY GAME TODAY. 1099 00:54:21,826 --> 00:54:24,395 GIVE IT A TRY. 1100 00:54:24,395 --> 00:54:26,531 HEY, KATE! 1101 00:54:28,065 --> 00:54:30,067 HE'S THRILLED WITH THE JOKE 1102 00:54:30,067 --> 00:54:32,470 HE'S MADE OUT OF OUR CLUB. 1103 00:54:32,470 --> 00:54:35,473 NOW, MIFFY, I DOUBT KATE WANTS TO HEAR 1104 00:54:35,473 --> 00:54:38,075 OUR UNVARNISHED OPINION ON THE SUBJECT. 1105 00:54:38,075 --> 00:54:40,478 YOU DON'T HAVE TO VARNISH IT 1106 00:54:40,478 --> 00:54:41,879 FOR ME, TODD. 1107 00:54:41,879 --> 00:54:45,115 I STOPPED APOLOGIZING FOR MY DAD LONG AGO. 1108 00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:47,718 I ADMIRE THAT, KATE. 1109 00:54:52,990 --> 00:54:56,293 HEY, THAT'S A PRETTY GIRL OVER THERE, HUH? 1110 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,663 YES, IT IS. 1111 00:54:58,663 --> 00:55:01,332 BET YOU'D LIKE TO GET HER AFTER DARK. 1112 00:55:01,332 --> 00:55:03,468 IF I'VE GOT YOUR PERMISSION. 1113 00:55:03,468 --> 00:55:06,471 WHAT'S YOUR JOB? DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR JOB? 1114 00:55:06,471 --> 00:55:08,072 YOU'RE A LIFEGUARD. 1115 00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:10,074 I DIDN'T HIRE YOU 1116 00:55:10,074 --> 00:55:12,076 TO WATCH MY DAUGHTER. 1117 00:55:12,076 --> 00:55:13,478 YOU GOT THAT? 1118 00:55:13,478 --> 00:55:15,480 EVERY LIFE AROUND THIS POOL 1119 00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:17,081 IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. 1120 00:55:17,081 --> 00:55:18,483 REPEAT AFTER ME. 1121 00:55:18,483 --> 00:55:20,084 EVERY SINGLE... 1122 00:55:20,084 --> 00:55:21,486 EVERY SINGLE... 1123 00:55:21,486 --> 00:55:22,887 YOU'RE TOO FAST. 1124 00:55:22,887 --> 00:55:25,490 EVERY SINGLE LIFE AROUND THIS POOL 1125 00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:27,224 IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY. 1126 00:55:27,224 --> 00:55:28,826 EVERY LIFE! 1127 00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:30,227 YOU GOT THAT? 1128 00:55:30,227 --> 00:55:31,762 EVERY SINGLE LIFE! 1129 00:55:31,762 --> 00:55:33,631 EXCEPT THAT SON OF A BITCH. 1130 00:55:33,631 --> 00:55:36,434 GIRLS, NOW YOU'LL SEE SOME SLIDING. 1131 00:55:38,369 --> 00:55:40,738 GET THAT BASTARD. 1132 00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,444 AAH! 1133 00:55:47,111 --> 00:55:48,713 HEY! 1134 00:55:48,713 --> 00:55:50,415 MIFFY! 1135 00:55:50,415 --> 00:55:52,517 WATCH THIS. 1136 00:56:00,257 --> 00:56:02,460 LOOK OUT BELOW. 1137 00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:07,432 YEAH! 1138 00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:10,000 HOT! HOT! 1139 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,702 HOT! HOT! 1140 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:14,004 HE'S SUCH A SHOWOFF. 1141 00:56:14,004 --> 00:56:15,973 OH! OH! 1142 00:56:15,973 --> 00:56:17,975 OH, BOY! 1143 00:56:17,975 --> 00:56:19,276 OH, BOY! 1144 00:56:19,276 --> 00:56:20,878 THAT'S HOT! 1145 00:56:22,146 --> 00:56:23,548 OH, THAT'S-- 1146 00:56:23,548 --> 00:56:26,016 OW, MY ASS! 1147 00:56:26,016 --> 00:56:29,019 OH, OH! 1148 00:56:32,289 --> 00:56:34,692 PICK HIM UP! PICK HIM UP! 1149 00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:42,166 COME ON, SHOOT! 1150 00:56:42,166 --> 00:56:44,301 COME ON, SHOOT! 1151 00:56:44,301 --> 00:56:45,503 SHOOT. 1152 00:56:45,503 --> 00:56:47,572 COME ON. 1153 00:56:47,572 --> 00:56:49,173 WOULD YOU MOVE? 1154 00:56:49,173 --> 00:56:52,910 OH, SORRY. 1155 00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:54,545 GO AHEAD. 1156 00:56:57,181 --> 00:56:59,183 COME ON, YOU GOT IT. 1157 00:56:59,183 --> 00:57:01,085 [WHISTLING] 1158 00:57:02,687 --> 00:57:05,289 SO HE STEALS THE PUCK! 1159 00:57:05,289 --> 00:57:06,791 IT'S OFF THE ICE. 1160 00:57:08,325 --> 00:57:09,927 HA! 1161 00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:14,331 HE SHOOTS! 1162 00:57:14,331 --> 00:57:16,333 HE SCORES! 1163 00:57:16,333 --> 00:57:18,569 YEAH! 1164 00:57:20,337 --> 00:57:23,273 THIS IS SOME DAMN SPORT, EH, BOYS? 1165 00:57:23,273 --> 00:57:24,909 I'VE HAD ENOUGH. 1166 00:57:24,909 --> 00:57:28,546 LET'S GO ANOTHER 18. WHAT DO YOU SAY? 1167 00:57:35,886 --> 00:57:39,056 [HORN HONKS] 1168 00:57:42,359 --> 00:57:44,228 CHANDLER YOUNG? 1169 00:57:46,363 --> 00:57:47,632 YES? 1170 00:57:47,632 --> 00:57:50,635 OUR MUTUAL FRIEND SAID TO MEET HERE. 1171 00:57:50,635 --> 00:57:53,638 CAPTAIN TOM EVERETT, UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS. 1172 00:57:53,638 --> 00:57:55,072 COMPANY A, RETIRED. 1173 00:57:55,072 --> 00:57:58,643 I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS TYPE OF VEHICLE. 1174 00:57:58,643 --> 00:58:00,645 WELL, THINK ABOUT IT. 1175 00:58:00,645 --> 00:58:03,514 YOUR OBJECTIVE IS TO SURVEIL A TARGET 1176 00:58:03,514 --> 00:58:06,784 OPERATING IN THE CONSTRUCTION BUSINESS. 1177 00:58:06,784 --> 00:58:09,386 WHAT'S BETTER THAN A BARF WAGON? 1178 00:58:09,386 --> 00:58:10,988 HA HA! 1179 00:58:10,988 --> 00:58:12,790 ORDER SOMETHING. 1180 00:58:12,790 --> 00:58:15,259 I'M REALLY NOT THAT HUNGRY. 1181 00:58:15,259 --> 00:58:17,161 TYPICAL. 1182 00:58:17,161 --> 00:58:18,996 MIGHT I REMIND YOU 1183 00:58:18,996 --> 00:58:22,199 THAT SACRIFICE IS THE KEY TO THE SURVIVAL 1184 00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:23,801 OF YOUR COUNTRY, 1185 00:58:23,801 --> 00:58:27,037 OR IN THIS CASE, YOUR COUNTRY CLUB? 1186 00:58:27,037 --> 00:58:28,405 A CHEESE SANDWICH. 1187 00:58:28,405 --> 00:58:30,274 DON'T HAVE IT. 1188 00:58:30,274 --> 00:58:33,343 I'LL HAVE TUNA ON WHOLE-WHEAT. 1189 00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:36,013 DON'T HAVE IT. 1190 00:58:36,013 --> 00:58:37,214 NO. 1191 00:58:37,214 --> 00:58:40,517 I THINK YOU'LL BE ORDERING NUMBER SIX-- 1192 00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:44,221 FIESTA BURRITO WITH CHILI AND EGGS. 1193 00:58:44,221 --> 00:58:47,825 JUST EXACTLY WHAT IS YOUR MILITARY BACKGROUND? 1194 00:58:47,825 --> 00:58:50,460 OH, WELL, I HAD 15 YEARS IN. 1195 00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:51,862 COVERT STUFF, MAINLY. 1196 00:58:51,862 --> 00:58:54,832 RECON, LERPS, SPECIAL OPS. 1197 00:58:54,832 --> 00:58:57,167 MOST OF THE DETAILS 1198 00:58:57,167 --> 00:58:58,502 OF MY ASSIGNMENTS 1199 00:58:58,502 --> 00:59:00,537 ARE STILL CLASSIFIED, 1200 00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:04,909 SO I CAN'T GO INTO IT WITHOUT COMPROMISING FOREIGN POLICY. 1201 00:59:04,909 --> 00:59:11,115 IT WAS MAINLY DEMOLITION WORK OF AN INTERPERSONAL NATURE. 1202 00:59:11,115 --> 00:59:14,585 THEN THERE WAS THAT BUREAUCRATIC SNAFU IN 'NAM, 1203 00:59:14,585 --> 00:59:19,056 AND I ENDED UP IN A V.A. MENTAL FACILITY. 1204 00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:21,191 TYPICAL. 1205 00:59:21,191 --> 00:59:22,593 YES, SO TYPICAL. 1206 00:59:22,593 --> 00:59:25,262 I CAN ASSUME OUR FRIEND WILL BE DISCOURAGED 1207 00:59:25,262 --> 00:59:27,865 FROM ANY INVOLVEMENT WITH BUSHWOOD COUNTRY CLUB? 1208 00:59:27,865 --> 00:59:34,004 ARE WE TALKING DISCOURAGED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE? 1209 00:59:34,004 --> 00:59:38,408 WE ALREADY TRIED EXTREME PREJUDICE. IT DIDN'T WORK. 1210 00:59:38,408 --> 00:59:39,810 NO, NO, NO. 1211 00:59:39,810 --> 00:59:41,812 DO YOU WANT HIM TERMINATED? 1212 00:59:41,812 --> 00:59:45,349 THE LESS I KNOW, THE BETTER. 1213 00:59:45,349 --> 00:59:46,483 GOOD. 1214 00:59:46,483 --> 00:59:47,885 THAT'S MY POLICY. 1215 00:59:47,885 --> 00:59:50,287 WHEN WE'RE CAPTURED, AND THEY PUT 1216 00:59:50,287 --> 00:59:54,058 THE 12-VOLT CAR BATTERY TO OUR TESTICLES-- 1217 00:59:54,058 --> 00:59:56,894 WHICH CAN, DOES, AND HAS HAPPENED-- 1218 00:59:56,894 --> 00:59:58,729 [ELECTRIC CRACKLING] 1219 00:59:58,729 --> 01:00:01,198 WE CAN HONESTLY SAY WE'RE IGNORANT. 1220 01:00:01,198 --> 01:00:04,935 SHOULD WE SWEAR A BLOOD OATH ON IT OR SOMETHING? 1221 01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:09,006 I DON'T THINK THAT WILL BE NECESSARY, CAPTAIN. 1222 01:00:09,006 --> 01:00:11,108 OK. 1223 01:00:12,509 --> 01:00:14,912 FROM NOW ON, IN FUTURE COMMUNICATIONS, 1224 01:00:14,912 --> 01:00:17,915 YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS MR. SANDERSON, 1225 01:00:17,915 --> 01:00:23,120 AND I WILL REFER TO YOU AS MRS. ESTERHOUSE. 1226 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:23,921 FINE. 1227 01:00:23,921 --> 01:00:27,524 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S IT, THEN. 1228 01:00:27,524 --> 01:00:29,660 OH, MR. SANDERSON. 1229 01:00:29,660 --> 01:00:33,731 GOOD-BYE, MRS. ESTERHOUSE. 1230 01:00:50,948 --> 01:00:53,150 [TURNS ON BLOW DRIER] 1231 01:01:02,426 --> 01:01:03,393 [RING] 1232 01:01:12,269 --> 01:01:14,338 MY GOD. 1233 01:01:14,338 --> 01:01:15,973 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1234 01:01:15,973 --> 01:01:17,574 YOU LOOK STUNNING. 1235 01:01:17,574 --> 01:01:18,743 THANKS. 1236 01:01:18,743 --> 01:01:21,946 GIVE ME A MINUTE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1237 01:01:27,184 --> 01:01:29,053 JACK? 1238 01:01:29,053 --> 01:01:30,054 [SNIFF] 1239 01:01:34,458 --> 01:01:36,460 JACK, I'M IN THE KITCHEN! 1240 01:01:48,338 --> 01:01:50,607 JACKY? 1241 01:01:50,607 --> 01:01:52,810 I'M JUST FIXING SOMETHIN'. 1242 01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:11,361 OY! 1243 01:02:11,361 --> 01:02:13,831 [CRASH] 1244 01:02:19,236 --> 01:02:20,838 HUH? 1245 01:02:22,406 --> 01:02:24,108 [RING] 1246 01:02:26,110 --> 01:02:27,644 JACK? 1247 01:02:27,644 --> 01:02:29,980 JACK, SHALL I GET THAT? 1248 01:02:32,649 --> 01:02:35,119 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE? 1249 01:02:35,119 --> 01:02:37,922 I WANTED TO SEE HOW IT'D FEEL 1250 01:02:37,922 --> 01:02:40,690 TO COME HOME TO YOU EVERY NIGHT. 1251 01:02:40,690 --> 01:02:43,060 OH, HOW SWEET. 1252 01:02:43,060 --> 01:02:45,963 NOW, WHAT WERE YOU REALLY UP TO? 1253 01:02:45,963 --> 01:02:48,665 WHO, ME? NOTHING. 1254 01:02:48,665 --> 01:02:49,867 NOTHING. 1255 01:02:49,867 --> 01:02:52,870 I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU A PRESENT. 1256 01:02:54,671 --> 01:02:56,874 HELLO. 1257 01:02:57,674 --> 01:02:59,276 [SNIFF] 1258 01:03:12,689 --> 01:03:15,092 WHAT'S THIS? WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1259 01:03:15,092 --> 01:03:17,694 I'M GOING TO STAY AT MIFFY'S. 1260 01:03:17,694 --> 01:03:19,096 MIFFY'S? WHY? 1261 01:03:19,096 --> 01:03:22,132 BECAUSE I CAN'T LIVE WITH YOU ANYMORE. 1262 01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:25,735 LIVE WITH ME? WHAT HAPPENED? 1263 01:03:25,735 --> 01:03:27,704 YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME. 1264 01:03:27,704 --> 01:03:30,007 IT'S WHAT YOU DID TO BUSHWOOD. 1265 01:03:30,007 --> 01:03:32,709 I MADE IT A FUN PLACE. 1266 01:03:32,709 --> 01:03:35,112 YOU TOOK A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY CLUB 1267 01:03:35,112 --> 01:03:37,747 AND TURNED IT INTO CONEY ISLAND. 1268 01:03:37,747 --> 01:03:40,717 IT WAS PERFECT THE WAY IT WAS, 1269 01:03:40,717 --> 01:03:42,719 BUT YOU COULDN'T STAND THAT. 1270 01:03:42,719 --> 01:03:45,655 YOU HAD TO MAKE IT CHEAP AND COMMON. 1271 01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:48,592 YOU SOUND JUST LIKE ONE OF THEM. 1272 01:03:48,592 --> 01:03:50,727 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 1273 01:03:50,727 --> 01:03:53,530 I WANT TO BE ONE OF THEM. 1274 01:03:53,530 --> 01:03:57,401 YOU WANT TO BE ONE? THEN BE ONE OF THEM. 1275 01:03:57,401 --> 01:04:01,005 YOU GOT NO FAMILY ANYMORE. YOU'RE ONE OF THEM. 1276 01:04:01,005 --> 01:04:03,007 THAT'S FINE WITH ME. 1277 01:04:03,007 --> 01:04:05,509 FINE WITH YOU, FINE WITH THEM, 1278 01:04:05,509 --> 01:04:07,744 THEN IT'S FINE WITH ME. 1279 01:04:07,744 --> 01:04:10,948 GO AHEAD, AND DON'T COME BACK HERE. 1280 01:04:17,554 --> 01:04:20,690 LITTLE BIT HARD ON HER, WEREN'T YOU, JACK? 1281 01:04:20,690 --> 01:04:24,761 I WORKED LIKE A DOG SO SHE SHOULD HAVE EVERYTHING. 1282 01:04:24,761 --> 01:04:26,763 WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENS? 1283 01:04:26,763 --> 01:04:29,166 SHE TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT? 1284 01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:31,168 ALL KIDS GO THROUGH THAT. 1285 01:04:31,168 --> 01:04:33,170 THEY'RE EMBARRASSED ABOUT THEIR PARENTS 1286 01:04:33,170 --> 01:04:35,872 OR WANT TO BE SOMEONE ELSE. 1287 01:04:37,774 --> 01:04:40,344 I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT. 1288 01:04:40,344 --> 01:04:43,647 JUST GIVE HER A CHANCE. SHE'LL BE FINE. 1289 01:04:46,516 --> 01:04:47,918 AH... 1290 01:04:47,918 --> 01:04:49,786 EVERYTHING IS PERFECT. 1291 01:04:49,786 --> 01:04:52,789 IT'S A PERFECT MESS, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. 1292 01:04:52,789 --> 01:04:55,592 MY DAUGHTER WALKED OUT ON ME. 1293 01:04:55,592 --> 01:04:59,229 I THOUGHT I WAS DOING RIGHT. I WAS WRONG. 1294 01:04:59,229 --> 01:05:02,732 I THINK I'M ON TOP, I'M AT THE BOTTOM. 1295 01:05:02,732 --> 01:05:04,701 MY DAUGHTER IS RIGHT. 1296 01:05:04,701 --> 01:05:06,971 NO MATTER HOW RICH I GET, 1297 01:05:06,971 --> 01:05:09,406 I'M A FILTHY, VULGAR, DISGUSTING PERSON. 1298 01:05:09,406 --> 01:05:11,208 THAT'S WHAT I AM. 1299 01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:13,110 I'M TRASH, FILTH, DIRT. 1300 01:05:13,110 --> 01:05:15,980 I'M GARBAGE, THE SCUM OF THE EARTH. 1301 01:05:15,980 --> 01:05:19,083 I'M THE SCUM OF THE EARTH! 1302 01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:21,952 YOU COULD CONTRADICT ME, YOU KNOW. 1303 01:05:21,952 --> 01:05:23,954 HMM? NO, NO ARGUMENT HERE. 1304 01:05:23,954 --> 01:05:26,957 I MAKE IT A POINT NEVER TO INTERFERE 1305 01:05:26,957 --> 01:05:28,959 IN PEOPLE'S RELATIONSHIPS, JACK. 1306 01:05:28,959 --> 01:05:31,228 YOU KNOW, THERE'S NO MYSTERY 1307 01:05:31,228 --> 01:05:33,230 TO DEALING WITH WOMEN. 1308 01:05:33,230 --> 01:05:37,434 WOMEN ARE JUST HUMAN BEINGS LIKE YOU AND ME. 1309 01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:39,836 THEY'RE FRAGILE. 1310 01:05:39,836 --> 01:05:41,838 THEY'RE SENSITIVE. 1311 01:05:41,838 --> 01:05:43,840 THEY'RE RESPONSIVE TO KINDNESS 1312 01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:46,243 AND WARMTH AND HONESTY. 1313 01:05:46,243 --> 01:05:50,447 THEY JUST HAVE TO BE TREATED THAT WAY, THAT'S ALL. 1314 01:05:51,648 --> 01:05:55,052 LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1315 01:05:56,853 --> 01:05:58,455 AH! 1316 01:05:58,455 --> 01:06:00,257 VERY FUNNY. 1317 01:06:00,257 --> 01:06:01,725 HI. 1318 01:06:01,725 --> 01:06:03,027 I'M TY WEBB. 1319 01:06:03,027 --> 01:06:06,763 WE WERE NOTICING YOU AT THE BAR. 1320 01:06:06,763 --> 01:06:09,133 WANT TO PLAY TRAP THE CLAM? 1321 01:06:12,469 --> 01:06:13,903 DIP THE DONKEY? 1322 01:06:13,903 --> 01:06:16,740 EXCUSE ME. 1323 01:06:16,740 --> 01:06:18,608 SPANK THE PUPPY? 1324 01:06:18,608 --> 01:06:20,244 UH! 1325 01:06:21,511 --> 01:06:22,812 SWALLOW THE SWAN? 1326 01:06:22,812 --> 01:06:25,482 I HAVE TO FEED THE METER. 1327 01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:27,151 I'LL HELP YOU. 1328 01:06:27,151 --> 01:06:28,885 MOW THE LAWN? 1329 01:06:28,885 --> 01:06:30,487 RUFF! 1330 01:06:30,487 --> 01:06:32,256 POP THE WEASEL? 1331 01:06:35,959 --> 01:06:38,895 WELL, WE'RE FINALLY ALONE. 1332 01:06:38,895 --> 01:06:40,630 I KNOW. 1333 01:06:42,299 --> 01:06:45,635 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CRISP $50 BILL? 1334 01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:48,772 OH... 1335 01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:30,347 UH-HUH. 1336 01:07:30,347 --> 01:07:33,350 JACK. JUST THE MAN I WAS LOOKING FOR. 1337 01:07:33,350 --> 01:07:37,854 I SPOKE TO MY FRIENDS AT THE PLANNING COMMISSION. 1338 01:07:37,854 --> 01:07:39,623 IT WOULD BE A MIRACLE 1339 01:07:39,623 --> 01:07:42,292 IF YOU EVER GOT ANOTHER BUILDING PERMIT. 1340 01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:44,361 YOU'RE ALL ON THE TAKE! 1341 01:07:44,361 --> 01:07:46,963 WHERE YOU'RE TAKIN' IT, 1342 01:07:46,963 --> 01:07:48,632 I DON'T WANT TO KNOW. 1343 01:07:48,632 --> 01:07:51,368 YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN SELLING 1344 01:07:51,368 --> 01:07:53,970 YOUR BUSHWOOD STOCK AT A LOSS. 1345 01:07:53,970 --> 01:07:56,773 I'M TIRED OF YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT! 1346 01:07:56,773 --> 01:07:59,409 YOU'RE NOT BUYING ME OUT. I'M BUYING YOU OUT. 1347 01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:01,978 YOU'RE CRAZY IF YOU THINK WE'LL SELL! 1348 01:08:01,978 --> 01:08:04,981 WHY DON'T WE ALL FLIP FOR IT? 1349 01:08:04,981 --> 01:08:08,752 CALL IT IN THE AIR. 1350 01:08:08,752 --> 01:08:10,053 I'M TAKIN' OVER. 1351 01:08:10,053 --> 01:08:12,989 WHO HAD HEADS? I'M GOING TO FLIP AGAIN. 1352 01:08:12,989 --> 01:08:14,591 HERE WE GO. 1353 01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:15,992 IT'S TAILS. 1354 01:08:15,992 --> 01:08:18,795 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING... 1355 01:08:32,609 --> 01:08:35,212 [BEEPING] 1356 01:08:36,746 --> 01:08:38,548 YOU GOT A FIGHT. 1357 01:08:38,548 --> 01:08:41,151 ONE WORD AND I'LL KILL YOU. 1358 01:08:41,151 --> 01:08:42,286 CLOWN. 1359 01:08:42,286 --> 01:08:43,887 THAT'S NOT IT. 1360 01:08:43,887 --> 01:08:45,021 BARBARIAN. 1361 01:08:45,021 --> 01:08:46,623 THAT'S NOT IT. 1362 01:08:46,623 --> 01:08:48,024 COWARD! 1363 01:08:48,024 --> 01:08:51,027 THAT WAS THE WORD! THAT WAS THE WORD! 1364 01:08:51,027 --> 01:08:53,430 BREAK IT UP! BREAK IT UP! 1365 01:08:53,430 --> 01:08:56,666 SETTLE THIS LIKE GENTLEMEN, ON THE GOLF COURSE. 1366 01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:59,035 18 HOLES, PARTNERS. 1367 01:08:59,035 --> 01:09:00,437 GREAT IDEA. 1368 01:09:00,437 --> 01:09:03,173 YOU WIN, YOU GET YOUR CLUB. 1369 01:09:03,173 --> 01:09:05,942 HE WINS, HE KEEPS IT AND THOSE APARTMENTS. 1370 01:09:05,942 --> 01:09:07,043 YOU'RE ON. 1371 01:09:07,043 --> 01:09:09,179 IT'S ON MY COURSE. 1372 01:09:09,179 --> 01:09:10,580 NO TRICK CLUBS. 1373 01:09:10,580 --> 01:09:14,384 WHO NEEDS THEM? YOU AND YOUR SON ARE FINISHED. 1374 01:09:16,653 --> 01:09:18,655 OUT OF MY WAY! 1375 01:09:18,655 --> 01:09:20,257 HEY. 1376 01:09:24,328 --> 01:09:27,331 TODD, GO OUT AND GET A NICE TIE. 1377 01:09:27,331 --> 01:09:30,434 YOU LOOK LIKE A PEE-WEE HERMAN DOLL. 1378 01:09:30,434 --> 01:09:32,269 UH. 1379 01:09:35,071 --> 01:09:36,840 OH! 1380 01:09:51,821 --> 01:09:54,891 LOOK HOW UNCOORDINATED HE IS. HE CAN'T DRIVE. 1381 01:09:54,891 --> 01:09:58,228 CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM BEATING ME AT GOLF? 1382 01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:03,900 [BEEP] 1383 01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:06,503 YOU'RE NOT THE GREATEST GOLFER YOURSELF. 1384 01:10:06,503 --> 01:10:10,274 EVEN WITH ME AS YOUR PARTNER, THERE'S A RISK. 1385 01:10:10,274 --> 01:10:11,975 TAKE MY WORD. 1386 01:10:11,975 --> 01:10:13,977 THE RISK HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. 1387 01:10:13,977 --> 01:10:14,978 [BEEP BEEP] 1388 01:10:22,118 --> 01:10:24,254 THAT'S MY CAR! 1389 01:10:24,254 --> 01:10:25,589 PFFT... 1390 01:10:26,523 --> 01:10:28,725 PLACE YOURSELF IN MY HANDS. 1391 01:10:28,725 --> 01:10:30,126 OK? TRUST ME. 1392 01:10:30,126 --> 01:10:32,729 RELAX. THAT'S GOOD. COME ON, RELAX. 1393 01:10:32,729 --> 01:10:34,130 ALL RIGHT. 1394 01:10:34,130 --> 01:10:36,533 BEND YOUR KNEES JUST A TOUCH. 1395 01:10:36,533 --> 01:10:38,535 SPREAD YOUR LEGS A BIT. 1396 01:10:38,535 --> 01:10:40,737 SHOULD I LEAVE YOU ALONE? 1397 01:10:40,737 --> 01:10:42,138 THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 1398 01:10:42,138 --> 01:10:44,140 OK. LET'S SEE THAT GRIP. 1399 01:10:44,140 --> 01:10:46,142 NO, JACK. 1400 01:10:46,142 --> 01:10:48,011 JACK. 1401 01:10:48,011 --> 01:10:49,012 TERRY. 1402 01:10:49,012 --> 01:10:50,046 HARRY. 1403 01:10:50,046 --> 01:10:51,548 YOU'RE HIS PARTNER? 1404 01:10:51,548 --> 01:10:53,149 YES. 50-50, RIGHT? 1405 01:10:53,149 --> 01:10:56,152 I DON'T LIKE YOU THAT MUCH. 90-20. 1406 01:10:56,152 --> 01:10:58,154 SWING NICE AND EASY. 1407 01:10:58,154 --> 01:11:00,156 HIT ONE DOWN THE FAIRWAY. 1408 01:11:00,156 --> 01:11:03,159 JUST WANT TO SEE HOW YOU HIT IT. 1409 01:11:03,159 --> 01:11:06,162 TAKE YOUR TIME. HIT IT NICE AND EASY. 1410 01:11:06,162 --> 01:11:08,765 RIGHT DOWN THE FAIRWAY. 1411 01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:09,999 RELAX. SWING EASY. 1412 01:11:09,999 --> 01:11:12,636 DON'T BE AFRAID. ANYTIME. 1413 01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:18,107 GIVE IT A GOOD HIT 1414 01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:20,310 RIGHT DOWN THE FAIRWAY. 1415 01:11:22,145 --> 01:11:24,314 FELLAS? 1416 01:11:27,116 --> 01:11:28,518 HOLD IT. 1417 01:11:28,518 --> 01:11:30,720 YOU'RE PICKIN' YOUR HEAD UP... 1418 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:31,521 [CRACK] 1419 01:11:31,521 --> 01:11:33,156 BEFORE YOU HIT. 1420 01:11:33,156 --> 01:11:35,392 KEEP YOUR LEFT ELBOW STRAIGHT. 1421 01:11:35,392 --> 01:11:37,260 USE BOTH HANDS. 1422 01:11:37,260 --> 01:11:40,263 JUST BEND YOUR KNEES A LITTLE BIT MORE. 1423 01:11:40,263 --> 01:11:42,332 THAT'S IT. JUST LIKE THAT. 1424 01:11:42,332 --> 01:11:43,900 IT'S QUITE SIMPLE. 1425 01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:44,901 KEVIN. 1426 01:11:44,901 --> 01:11:46,302 HARRY. 1427 01:11:46,302 --> 01:11:48,705 YOU'RE CONFUSING THE MAN. IT'S SIMPLE. 1428 01:11:48,705 --> 01:11:52,809 GET RID OF ALL THIS STUFF. 1429 01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:55,745 YOU WANT TO CLEAR YOUR MIND. 1430 01:11:55,745 --> 01:11:57,347 OK. WATCH ME. 1431 01:11:57,347 --> 01:12:00,350 TAKE A DEEP BREATH. 1432 01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:04,521 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 1433 01:12:05,555 --> 01:12:08,825 JUST BE THE BALL. 1434 01:12:08,825 --> 01:12:10,760 BE THE BALL. 1435 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,161 BE THE BALL. 1436 01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:14,163 BE THE BALL. 1437 01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:16,165 NA NA NA NA... 1438 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:17,901 NA NA NA NA... 1439 01:12:17,901 --> 01:12:19,836 NA NA NA NA... 1440 01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:21,771 NA NA NA NA... 1441 01:12:21,771 --> 01:12:23,440 BE THE BALL. 1442 01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:25,442 BE THE BALL. 1443 01:12:25,442 --> 01:12:27,444 BE THE BALL. 1444 01:12:27,444 --> 01:12:29,178 NO, NO, NO. 1445 01:12:29,178 --> 01:12:31,781 NA NA NA NA... 1446 01:12:31,781 --> 01:12:33,783 NA NA NA NA... 1447 01:12:33,783 --> 01:12:35,785 NO, NO, NO. 1448 01:12:35,785 --> 01:12:37,587 NA NA NA NA... 1449 01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:40,457 NO, NO, NO, JACK, JACK, JACK! 1450 01:12:40,457 --> 01:12:43,593 YOU'RE NOT BEING THE BALL. BE THE BALL. 1451 01:12:43,593 --> 01:12:45,595 YOU BE THE BALL. 1452 01:12:45,595 --> 01:12:48,598 IF I WANTED TO BE SPORTS EQUIPMENT, 1453 01:12:48,598 --> 01:12:51,401 I'D BE A LADIES' BICYCLE SEAT. 1454 01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:55,605 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 1455 01:12:55,605 --> 01:12:58,608 THE PROBLEM IS CONCENTRATION. 1456 01:12:58,608 --> 01:13:01,344 WHY DON'T WE TRY IT BLINDFOLDED? 1457 01:13:01,344 --> 01:13:02,612 WHY NOT? 1458 01:13:02,612 --> 01:13:04,414 LET'S TRY THAT. 1459 01:13:10,019 --> 01:13:13,022 JACK, THE SPIRITUAL APPROACH JUST DIDN'T WORK. 1460 01:13:13,022 --> 01:13:15,625 THIS IS THE LATEST BIOMECHANIC, ERGONOMIC, 1461 01:13:15,625 --> 01:13:19,228 KINESTHETIC, STATE OF THE ART TEACHING TECHNIQUE. 1462 01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:21,230 I THINK YOU'LL LIKE IT. 1463 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,833 GET RID OF THAT WICKED SLICE. 1464 01:13:23,833 --> 01:13:25,435 LET'S TRY IT. 1465 01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:30,440 OK. LET'S TRY ONE. 1466 01:13:34,544 --> 01:13:36,846 IT'S GETTING BETTER. 1467 01:13:40,850 --> 01:13:42,018 AH! 1468 01:13:42,018 --> 01:13:43,920 PERFECT. 1469 01:13:57,400 --> 01:14:00,403 GOOD MORNING, MRS. ESTERHOUSE. 1470 01:14:00,403 --> 01:14:03,272 DON'T "MRS. ESTERHOUSE" ME, YOU IDIOT. 1471 01:14:03,272 --> 01:14:06,042 YOU BLEW UP MY ROLLS ROYCE! 1472 01:14:08,678 --> 01:14:10,680 IN MY LINE OF WORK, 1473 01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:13,082 IT'S THE DETAILS THAT KILL YOU. 1474 01:14:13,082 --> 01:14:15,552 MAKE SURE THERE AREN'T ANY SCREW-UPS. 1475 01:14:15,552 --> 01:14:19,923 I DON'T INTEND TO LOSE THIS GOLF MATCH. 1476 01:14:19,923 --> 01:14:21,891 HA HA...HA HA! 1477 01:14:21,891 --> 01:14:23,493 YOU WON'T. 1478 01:14:33,036 --> 01:14:34,437 OK. 1479 01:14:34,437 --> 01:14:37,306 THESE ARE SIX MERCURY-FILLED, 1480 01:14:37,306 --> 01:14:40,577 STEEL-JACKETED DUMDUM GOLF BALLS. 1481 01:14:40,577 --> 01:14:44,247 FEEL THE WEIGHT ON THIS LITTLE SWEETIE. 1482 01:14:45,715 --> 01:14:48,718 THIS IS A HIGH TENSILE STRENGTH TITANIUM DRIVER, 1483 01:14:48,718 --> 01:14:52,121 WHICH IN THE HANDS OF A PROPERLY TRAINED PROFESSIONAL 1484 01:14:52,121 --> 01:14:55,324 WILL DEFINITELY REDEFINE THE TERM HANDICAP. 1485 01:14:55,324 --> 01:14:57,727 GO AHEAD. LOOK IN THE EYEPIECE. 1486 01:14:57,727 --> 01:15:00,163 GO AHEAD. FEEL FREE. 1487 01:15:00,163 --> 01:15:03,867 YOU SEE A WATERMELON HANGING FROM THOSE GALLOWS? 1488 01:15:03,867 --> 01:15:05,134 YES. 1489 01:15:05,134 --> 01:15:08,137 LET'S JUST SAY THAT THAT WATERMELON 1490 01:15:08,137 --> 01:15:11,407 REPRESENTS THE HEAD OF YOUR PROBLEM. 1491 01:15:11,407 --> 01:15:13,543 OK. 1492 01:15:14,744 --> 01:15:18,014 NOW, SIR, IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE... 1493 01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:26,355 KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE FRUIT. 1494 01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:29,358 KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE FRUIT. 1495 01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:34,864 KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE FRUIT. 1496 01:15:37,834 --> 01:15:39,235 GOOD. 1497 01:15:39,235 --> 01:15:40,503 GOOD? 1498 01:15:40,503 --> 01:15:41,771 GOOD? 1499 01:15:41,771 --> 01:15:44,373 IT'S BETTER THAN GOOD. IT'S GONE. 1500 01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:47,176 I WANT TO BE VERY CLEAR ABOUT THIS. 1501 01:15:47,176 --> 01:15:50,179 FOLLOW THE MATCH. STAY OUT OF SIGHT. 1502 01:15:50,179 --> 01:15:54,517 DO NOTHING UNLESS YOU GET A SIGNAL FROM ME. 1503 01:15:54,517 --> 01:15:57,787 SHOULD MY OPPONENT START TO WIN, 1504 01:15:57,787 --> 01:16:00,189 I WILL TIP MY CAP. 1505 01:16:00,189 --> 01:16:03,192 SPEAKING OF TIPPING, THERE IS STILL MY FEE. 1506 01:16:03,192 --> 01:16:05,929 I'D LIKE IT DEPOSITED THERE, PLEASE. 1507 01:16:05,929 --> 01:16:08,331 WHAT'S THIS? SWISS BANK ACCOUNT? 1508 01:16:08,331 --> 01:16:12,168 IT'S THE COMBINATION OF MY BUS STATION LOCKER. 1509 01:16:12,168 --> 01:16:14,904 HOW ELEGANT. 1510 01:16:18,808 --> 01:16:22,478 I HOPE THIS IS OUR LAST MEETING, MR. SANDERSON. 1511 01:16:22,478 --> 01:16:26,482 MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY, MRS. ESTERHOUSE. 1512 01:16:26,482 --> 01:16:30,019 [FANFARE PLAYS] 1513 01:16:33,222 --> 01:16:39,829 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE. 1514 01:16:39,829 --> 01:16:42,832 GENTLEMEN, THESE ARE THE RULES OF THE MATCH. 1515 01:16:42,832 --> 01:16:44,768 IT'S A SCOTCH TWOSOME. 1516 01:16:44,768 --> 01:16:47,837 EACH PARTNER HITS THE OTHER PARTNER'S BALL. 1517 01:16:47,837 --> 01:16:51,708 THIS IS A LITTLE BIT LIKE TAG TEAM WRESTLING. 1518 01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:53,777 ONLY YOU CAN'T DO THIS... 1519 01:16:53,777 --> 01:16:56,212 NONE OF THIS... 1520 01:16:56,212 --> 01:16:57,847 OR THIS. 1521 01:16:57,847 --> 01:17:00,449 NOW, FEWEST STROKES WINS THE HOLE. 1522 01:17:00,449 --> 01:17:03,319 MOST HOLES WINS THE MATCH. 1523 01:17:03,319 --> 01:17:04,888 AUSTRALIAN WINTER RULES. 1524 01:17:04,888 --> 01:17:07,256 IMPROVE YOUR LIE IN THE ROUGH 1525 01:17:07,256 --> 01:17:10,459 IF YOU CAN ROUGHLY PROVE YOU'RE NOT LYING. 1526 01:17:10,459 --> 01:17:12,862 GET YOUR BALL IN THE WATER 1527 01:17:12,862 --> 01:17:16,065 IF IT'S BEEN 45 MINUTES SINCE YOU LAST ATE. 1528 01:17:16,065 --> 01:17:20,236 THE PLAYER WITH THE LARGEST SHOES HAS THE HONOR. 1529 01:17:20,236 --> 01:17:23,006 ANYBODY BEAT A 12-D? 1530 01:17:23,006 --> 01:17:25,775 I CAN, BUT I'M OUT OF THIS. 1531 01:17:25,775 --> 01:17:27,877 I GUESS YOU'RE UP. 1532 01:17:27,877 --> 01:17:29,813 MAY THE BEST MEN WIN. 1533 01:17:29,813 --> 01:17:33,883 IF THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, I HOPE JACK AND HARRY WIN. 1534 01:17:33,883 --> 01:17:37,120 WISH I COULD STAY, BUT I GOT A THING. 1535 01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:39,122 BYE. 1536 01:17:39,122 --> 01:17:40,757 COME ON, HARRY. 1537 01:17:40,757 --> 01:17:43,092 STRAIGHTEN UP. 1538 01:17:45,094 --> 01:17:47,430 YAY! 1539 01:17:47,430 --> 01:17:49,132 WOO! 1540 01:17:51,801 --> 01:17:55,238 YOU'RE THE KIND OF PARTNER TO HAVE. 1541 01:17:55,238 --> 01:17:56,840 READY. 1542 01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:06,115 THESE CLUBS ARE TERRIBLE! 1543 01:18:18,261 --> 01:18:19,695 ALL RIGHT. 1544 01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:22,665 I KNOW, I KNOW. BE THE BALL. 1545 01:18:22,665 --> 01:18:24,267 BE THE BALL. 1546 01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:27,871 SWING FOR THE FENCES! 1547 01:18:29,138 --> 01:18:30,539 IT'S SLICING! 1548 01:18:30,539 --> 01:18:33,142 STAY OUT OF THE WOODS! 1549 01:18:33,142 --> 01:18:34,110 HA HA HA! 1550 01:18:34,110 --> 01:18:37,413 STAY OUT OF THE WOODS! 1551 01:18:37,413 --> 01:18:39,883 WAIT A MINUTE! LOOK OUT! 1552 01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:43,286 AAH! 1553 01:18:45,554 --> 01:18:48,157 HA HA HA! 1554 01:18:49,292 --> 01:18:51,961 MMM...MMM... 1555 01:18:51,961 --> 01:18:53,963 UH-OH. THERE'S MY OBJECTIVE. 1556 01:18:53,963 --> 01:18:55,631 HE'S NO THREAT. 1557 01:18:55,631 --> 01:18:57,700 NICE DUDS, THOUGH. 1558 01:18:57,700 --> 01:19:00,569 SURE HATE TO MESS 'EM UP. 1559 01:19:00,569 --> 01:19:03,572 THIS IS GOING TO BE AN EASY ONE. 1560 01:19:03,572 --> 01:19:05,975 ONE QUICK STROKE, I'LL BOUNCE HIM 1561 01:19:05,975 --> 01:19:08,978 AND BE OUT OF HERE BY SUNDOWN. 1562 01:19:08,978 --> 01:19:12,148 EASIEST MONEY I EVER MADE. 1563 01:19:12,148 --> 01:19:14,984 HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO CONCENTRATE 1564 01:19:14,984 --> 01:19:17,486 WITH SMURF LIKE THAT WALKING AROUND? 1565 01:19:19,856 --> 01:19:22,025 YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE. 1566 01:19:22,025 --> 01:19:24,393 NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY! 1567 01:19:24,393 --> 01:19:28,597 I MAY HAVE TO PUT YOU IN THE DUCK SUIT. 1568 01:19:28,597 --> 01:19:30,199 AHA! 1569 01:19:30,199 --> 01:19:32,501 HEY! HEY! 1570 01:19:32,501 --> 01:19:34,603 WHO THE HELL FOUND YOU? 1571 01:19:34,603 --> 01:19:36,772 YOU LITTLE SUBVERSIVE VERMIN! 1572 01:19:36,772 --> 01:19:38,474 AH! OH! 1573 01:19:38,474 --> 01:19:41,344 RRR...RRR... 1574 01:19:41,344 --> 01:19:42,611 WOO! WOO! WOO! 1575 01:19:42,611 --> 01:19:44,413 LEGAL MATTER, COMING THROUGH. 1576 01:19:44,413 --> 01:19:47,951 YOU GETTIN' THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF YOU? 1577 01:19:47,951 --> 01:19:50,753 HA HA HA HA HA! 1578 01:19:50,753 --> 01:19:52,822 HEY, JACK, HOW'S IT GOING? 1579 01:19:52,822 --> 01:19:55,892 TERRIBLE. I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 1580 01:19:55,892 --> 01:19:58,427 NO, I MEAN THE GAME. 1581 01:19:58,427 --> 01:20:01,898 AH, WE'RE LOSING. THEY'RE SIX HOLES AHEAD. 1582 01:20:01,898 --> 01:20:06,369 I WAS STARTING TO GET USED TO COUNTRY CLUB LIFE. 1583 01:20:08,304 --> 01:20:12,041 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT? 1584 01:20:12,041 --> 01:20:15,044 BUT THE GREEN IS OVER THERE. 1585 01:20:15,044 --> 01:20:19,048 YOU HAVE THE WORST SLICE IN THE HISTORY OF GOLF. 1586 01:20:19,048 --> 01:20:21,817 MIGHT AS WELL GO WITH IT. 1587 01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:25,521 LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT! 1588 01:20:38,434 --> 01:20:39,936 HA HA! 1589 01:20:39,936 --> 01:20:41,437 SEE THAT? 1590 01:20:41,437 --> 01:20:43,372 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 1591 01:20:43,372 --> 01:20:47,176 AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS A HARD GAME. 1592 01:20:47,176 --> 01:20:48,477 UH-OH. 1593 01:20:48,477 --> 01:20:52,748 I GOT YOU NOW, YOU LITTLE FURRY FREAK. 1594 01:20:52,748 --> 01:20:56,685 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET AWAY FROM ME. 1595 01:20:56,685 --> 01:20:58,821 I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE. 1596 01:20:58,821 --> 01:21:01,690 OH! TWINKIE! 1597 01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:04,560 HE'S CLOSE. 1598 01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:06,695 YOU'RE CLOSE, AREN'T YOU? 1599 01:21:06,695 --> 01:21:10,233 JUST A FEW FEET AWAY MOCKING ME. 1600 01:21:10,233 --> 01:21:15,438 AIN'T A GOPHER ALIVE THAT'S A MATCH FOR AN EX-MARINE. 1601 01:21:23,712 --> 01:21:25,881 COME ON! COME ON! 1602 01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:27,917 YAY! 1603 01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:31,120 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1604 01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:33,122 YOU WERE UP SEVEN HOLES. 1605 01:21:33,122 --> 01:21:35,124 HE'S WON THE LAST SIX. 1606 01:21:35,124 --> 01:21:38,928 HE CAN'T WIN IF HE DOESN'T FINISH. 1607 01:21:53,476 --> 01:21:54,743 YAAH! 1608 01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:56,012 AAH! 1609 01:21:56,012 --> 01:21:58,982 OH! AH! OH! 1610 01:22:01,350 --> 01:22:02,952 YEOW! 1611 01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:12,061 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 1612 01:22:12,061 --> 01:22:14,297 HARRY, HI. 1613 01:22:14,297 --> 01:22:17,233 YOUR DAD WILL BE HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 1614 01:22:17,233 --> 01:22:19,235 HOW'S THE MATCH GOING? 1615 01:22:19,235 --> 01:22:21,837 IT'S ALL TIED UP WITH THIS LAST HOLE TO GO. 1616 01:22:21,837 --> 01:22:23,506 CAN YOU WIN? 1617 01:22:23,506 --> 01:22:25,308 WE GOT THE MOMENTUM. 1618 01:22:25,308 --> 01:22:28,277 YEAH, YEAH, I THINK WE'LL WIN. 1619 01:22:35,184 --> 01:22:37,786 OK, LITTLE GOPHER. 1620 01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:39,388 HEY... 1621 01:22:39,388 --> 01:22:40,789 [WHISTLES] 1622 01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:42,791 IT'S YOUR FRIEND TOM. 1623 01:22:42,791 --> 01:22:44,793 I GOT JUNK FOOD. 1624 01:22:44,793 --> 01:22:46,795 EVERYBODY LOVES MASS-PRODUCED 1625 01:22:46,795 --> 01:22:48,397 CREAM-FILLED PASTRIES. 1626 01:22:48,397 --> 01:22:49,798 THEY'RE GOOD. 1627 01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:51,800 I WAS JUST TRYING 1628 01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,802 TO GET YOUR ATTENTION BEFORE. 1629 01:22:53,802 --> 01:22:55,404 COME ON. 1630 01:22:55,404 --> 01:22:56,572 MMM... 1631 01:22:56,572 --> 01:22:57,973 THEY'RE GOOD. 1632 01:22:57,973 --> 01:22:59,308 AH? 1633 01:23:06,815 --> 01:23:09,818 VERY SUBTLE, MRS. ESTERHOUSE. 1634 01:23:09,818 --> 01:23:13,456 I READ YOU LOUD AND CLEAR. 1635 01:23:23,599 --> 01:23:25,701 WAA! 1636 01:23:25,701 --> 01:23:29,372 THAT HURTS. 1637 01:23:29,372 --> 01:23:32,841 I THINK IT WAS A BIG MISTAKE 1638 01:23:32,841 --> 01:23:34,977 TIPPING THAT ARROWHEAD WITH POISON. 1639 01:23:34,977 --> 01:23:36,845 * DA DA DOO DOO ** 1640 01:23:36,845 --> 01:23:38,847 DON'T HIT IT LONG. 1641 01:23:38,847 --> 01:23:40,449 GOT YOU. 1642 01:23:41,850 --> 01:23:43,852 DON'T HIT IT SHORT. 1643 01:23:43,852 --> 01:23:45,121 OK. 1644 01:23:45,121 --> 01:23:47,523 IT'S BETTER RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE. 1645 01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:50,726 HIT IT LONG, BUT LET IT GO SHORT. 1646 01:23:51,860 --> 01:23:54,263 WELL, IT'S NOT LONG. 1647 01:23:54,263 --> 01:23:56,065 BUT IT'S SHORT. 1648 01:23:58,067 --> 01:24:01,870 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. 1649 01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:04,039 YOU... 1650 01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:07,076 HA HA HA! 1651 01:24:09,278 --> 01:24:11,547 COME ON. COME ON. HIT ME. 1652 01:24:11,547 --> 01:24:14,150 COME ON. HIT ME! 1653 01:24:14,150 --> 01:24:15,884 HA HA HA! 1654 01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:18,053 EH, WHAT'S UP, DOC? 1655 01:24:18,053 --> 01:24:20,356 BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP! 1656 01:24:26,962 --> 01:24:30,466 COME ON. COME ON. 1657 01:24:30,466 --> 01:24:32,101 FABULOUS! 1658 01:24:36,004 --> 01:24:41,377 SEEMS THAT CREAM ALWAYS RISES TO THE TOP, DOESN'T IT, BAG BOY? 1659 01:24:44,713 --> 01:24:48,917 ONCE WE WIN, THIS PLACE WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL. 1660 01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:50,919 KATE, WE MIGHT MAKE IT 1661 01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:53,322 IN TIME FOR BUNNY SKYLER'S BRUNCH. 1662 01:24:53,322 --> 01:24:55,491 WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME? 1663 01:24:56,725 --> 01:25:00,329 KATIE, I'VE DECIDED THAT YOU MUST JOIN MY SORORITY. 1664 01:25:00,329 --> 01:25:02,331 THE KAPPAS WILL LOVE YOU. 1665 01:25:02,331 --> 01:25:04,333 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING. 1666 01:25:04,333 --> 01:25:06,735 WOULD YOU CONSIDER CHANGING YOUR NAME? 1667 01:25:06,735 --> 01:25:09,938 I WAS THINKING OF TAKING OUT THE "OUNIAN" 1668 01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:12,341 AND SHORTENING IT TO KATE HART. 1669 01:25:12,341 --> 01:25:14,343 ISN'T THAT GREAT? 1670 01:25:14,343 --> 01:25:17,413 WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY REAL NAME? 1671 01:25:17,413 --> 01:25:20,949 NOTHING. IT'S JUST THAT IT SOUNDS SO... 1672 01:25:20,949 --> 01:25:22,651 SO WHAT? 1673 01:25:22,651 --> 01:25:27,022 KATE, YOU WANT PEOPLE TO THINK THAT YOU BELONG. 1674 01:25:27,022 --> 01:25:29,692 I DO BELONG... TO A FAMILY. 1675 01:25:29,692 --> 01:25:33,762 WELL, IF YOU WANT MY HONEST OPINION, KATE, 1676 01:25:33,762 --> 01:25:36,765 I THINK THAT YOUR FAMILY'S REALLY EMBARRASSING. 1677 01:25:36,765 --> 01:25:40,002 I'M REALLY HAPPY I'M NOT PART OF IT. 1678 01:25:40,002 --> 01:25:43,572 YEAH. SO AM I. 1679 01:25:43,572 --> 01:25:44,873 WHAT? 1680 01:25:46,775 --> 01:25:52,114 MIFFY, YOU'RE A STUPID, SUPERFICIAL, SNOTTY LITTLE BITCH. 1681 01:25:52,114 --> 01:25:54,983 OH, REALLY. REALLY, KATE. 1682 01:25:54,983 --> 01:25:57,986 OH, AH...WHATEVER. 1683 01:25:57,986 --> 01:26:01,156 WHATEV--OW! OW! 1684 01:26:01,156 --> 01:26:03,158 UNH! 1685 01:26:03,158 --> 01:26:04,460 UH! AH! 1686 01:26:08,564 --> 01:26:12,268 WELL, JACK, I GUESS IT'S COME DOWN TO THIS. 1687 01:26:12,268 --> 01:26:16,004 WHOEVER SINKS THEIR PUTT WINS THE MATCH. 1688 01:26:16,004 --> 01:26:17,806 FRANKLY, I'M NOT WORRIED. 1689 01:26:17,806 --> 01:26:22,411 CHANDLER, COULD I TALK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT? 1690 01:26:22,411 --> 01:26:26,415 LOOK. I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT GOLF, 1691 01:26:26,415 --> 01:26:28,817 BUT I DO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE 1692 01:26:28,817 --> 01:26:32,421 BETWEEN A 50-FOOT PUTT AND A 2-FOOT PUTT. 1693 01:26:32,421 --> 01:26:34,423 IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY EXPERIENCE 1694 01:26:34,423 --> 01:26:38,026 TO GO WITH THE GUY CLOSER TO THE HOLE. 1695 01:26:38,026 --> 01:26:39,828 YOU'RE MY KIND OF GUY. 1696 01:26:39,828 --> 01:26:43,031 CAN I GIVE YOU A LITTLE FRIENDLY ADVICE? 1697 01:26:43,031 --> 01:26:44,433 ALL RIGHT. 1698 01:26:44,433 --> 01:26:47,636 HAVE YOU EVER TRIED PUTTING WITH A WEDGIE? 1699 01:26:47,636 --> 01:26:49,037 A WEDGIE? 1700 01:26:49,037 --> 01:26:51,440 ALL THE PROS ARE DOING IT. 1701 01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:54,643 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SHOW YOU? 1702 01:26:54,643 --> 01:26:56,044 YEAH. 1703 01:26:56,044 --> 01:26:58,046 TAKE YOUR NORMAL PUTTING STANCE. 1704 01:26:58,046 --> 01:27:00,048 JUST LIKE THAT. 1705 01:27:00,048 --> 01:27:02,651 YOU NEVER PUTTED WITH A WEDGIE? 1706 01:27:02,651 --> 01:27:04,052 NO. 1707 01:27:04,052 --> 01:27:06,054 YOU JUST TAKE YOUR STANCE, 1708 01:27:06,054 --> 01:27:08,056 AND THIS IS A WEDGIE. 1709 01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:09,858 AH! AH! 1710 01:27:09,858 --> 01:27:13,662 TRY PUTTIN' WITH THAT CRAMMED UP YOUR CRACK! 1711 01:27:19,101 --> 01:27:20,703 POP. 1712 01:27:22,104 --> 01:27:23,706 POP. 1713 01:27:25,508 --> 01:27:27,443 I JUST WANTED TO SAY 1714 01:27:27,443 --> 01:27:31,714 THAT WHETHER OR NOT YOU SINK THIS PUTT, 1715 01:27:31,714 --> 01:27:33,416 I LOVE YOU. 1716 01:27:33,416 --> 01:27:37,520 I'M REALLY SORRY I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE SUCH A JERK. 1717 01:27:37,520 --> 01:27:39,788 I GUESS THAT'S WHAT I GET 1718 01:27:39,788 --> 01:27:42,791 FOR HANGING AROUND A BUNCH OF FUNZANOONS. 1719 01:27:42,791 --> 01:27:45,528 YOU THINK YOU COULD WALK OUT, 1720 01:27:45,528 --> 01:27:47,530 COME BACK WHENEVER YOU WANT, 1721 01:27:47,530 --> 01:27:49,532 PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME, 1722 01:27:49,532 --> 01:27:51,534 TELL ME "I LOVE YOU," 1723 01:27:51,534 --> 01:27:53,436 AND I'LL FORGET EVERYTHING? 1724 01:27:53,436 --> 01:27:57,039 YEAH. THAT'S THE GENERAL IDEA. 1725 01:27:58,741 --> 01:28:00,376 YOU'RE RIGHT. 1726 01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:11,754 AH... 1727 01:28:18,026 --> 01:28:21,764 OOH... 1728 01:28:21,764 --> 01:28:23,766 BBB... 1729 01:28:23,766 --> 01:28:26,835 OH. OH. 1730 01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:30,939 AHA. 1731 01:28:33,175 --> 01:28:34,943 SINK YOUR PUTT. 1732 01:28:39,848 --> 01:28:43,852 NOW. DO IT NOW. NOW! 1733 01:28:54,262 --> 01:28:56,399 NOW! NOW! 1734 01:29:01,870 --> 01:29:03,806 YOU CAN DO IT! 1735 01:29:03,806 --> 01:29:05,073 DO IT! 1736 01:29:05,073 --> 01:29:07,576 NOW! DO IT NOW! 1737 01:29:11,380 --> 01:29:12,881 DO IT! 1738 01:29:16,685 --> 01:29:17,686 AH! 1739 01:29:23,626 --> 01:29:26,094 NA NA NA NA... 1740 01:29:26,094 --> 01:29:27,496 NA NA NA... 1741 01:29:27,496 --> 01:29:29,231 NA NA NA NA NA... 1742 01:29:29,231 --> 01:29:31,400 NA NA NA NA NA... 1743 01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:32,635 NA NA NA NA NA... 1744 01:29:32,635 --> 01:29:35,003 NA NA NA NA NA... 1745 01:29:35,003 --> 01:29:37,105 NA NA NA NA NA... 1746 01:29:37,105 --> 01:29:39,174 NA NA NA NA! 1747 01:29:39,174 --> 01:29:40,843 YAY!YAY! 1748 01:29:40,843 --> 01:29:42,044 YAY! 1749 01:29:42,044 --> 01:29:43,712 HA HA HA! 1750 01:29:45,414 --> 01:29:48,383 NO! 1751 01:29:48,383 --> 01:29:50,886 HE STILL MIGHT SINK HIS PUTT. 1752 01:29:50,886 --> 01:29:52,721 WE WOULD TIE. 1753 01:30:07,870 --> 01:30:11,674 FATHER, A WORD. 1754 01:30:11,674 --> 01:30:14,677 THIS PUTT IS VERY SIMPLE 1755 01:30:14,677 --> 01:30:16,879 AND VERY STRAIGHT. 1756 01:30:16,879 --> 01:30:19,281 JUST TAP IT. 1757 01:30:19,281 --> 01:30:20,883 TAP IT. 1758 01:30:20,883 --> 01:30:23,418 JUST TAP IT. 1759 01:30:23,418 --> 01:30:27,289 A TINY, TINY TAP. 1760 01:30:27,289 --> 01:30:28,691 TINY TAP. 1761 01:30:28,691 --> 01:30:32,495 A TINY, TINY, TINY TAP. 1762 01:30:33,929 --> 01:30:36,198 HELLO! 1763 01:30:42,304 --> 01:30:43,806 AH! 1764 01:30:43,806 --> 01:30:45,508 OH... 1765 01:30:49,211 --> 01:30:51,514 LOST BALL, WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 1766 01:30:51,514 --> 01:30:53,916 WE WIN! YOU LOSE! 1767 01:30:56,619 --> 01:30:59,555 HEY, CHANDLER, NICE TOUCH. 1768 01:31:02,725 --> 01:31:04,727 EXCUSE ME, MR. SOMETHING. 1769 01:31:04,727 --> 01:31:07,930 MIGHT I TROUBLE YOU FOR A SCALPEL 1770 01:31:07,930 --> 01:31:09,898 OR SOME FORCEPS 1771 01:31:09,898 --> 01:31:13,001 OR MAYBE EVEN A PAIR OF PLIERS? 1772 01:31:13,001 --> 01:31:17,005 I HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE GETTING OUT OF THE ROUGHS. 1773 01:31:17,005 --> 01:31:20,008 DAMN IF I DIDN'T ACCIDENTALLY SHOOT MYSELF 1774 01:31:20,008 --> 01:31:23,378 WITH A POISON-TIPPED CROSSBOW DART. 1775 01:31:23,378 --> 01:31:26,749 IF I PULL THE ARROW OUT, 1776 01:31:26,749 --> 01:31:32,955 WILL YOU PLEASE SUCK OUT THE POISON FOR ME? 1777 01:31:34,757 --> 01:31:37,359 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 1778 01:31:37,359 --> 01:31:40,563 YOU PULL IT OUT, I SUCK. 1779 01:31:41,630 --> 01:31:45,668 IS THERE ANY MONEY IN IT FOR ME? 1780 01:31:45,668 --> 01:31:48,370 OH, TOUGH COURSE. 1781 01:31:48,370 --> 01:31:50,773 IT WAS A TINY TAP. 1782 01:31:50,773 --> 01:31:53,976 LOOK AT YOU. YOU BURNED YOUR SWEATER. 1783 01:31:53,976 --> 01:31:55,844 HA HA HA HA! 1784 01:31:55,844 --> 01:32:00,248 HOW COULD YOU MARRY A MAN WITH A TERRIBLE SHORT GAME? 1785 01:32:00,248 --> 01:32:02,184 OH, SHUT UP, MARY FRANCIS-- 1786 01:32:02,184 --> 01:32:05,588 SPOILED, SNOTTY, SUPERFICIAL LITTLE BITCH. 1787 01:32:05,588 --> 01:32:07,656 WHAT? 1788 01:32:07,656 --> 01:32:09,792 TODD. TODD. OH, DRAT. 1789 01:32:09,792 --> 01:32:12,795 I GUESS THIS MEANS YOU WON'T BE GOING 1790 01:32:12,795 --> 01:32:15,030 TO BUNNY SKYLER'S BRUNCH. 1791 01:32:15,030 --> 01:32:18,000 OH... 1792 01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:19,401 [CRASH] 1793 01:32:19,401 --> 01:32:24,006 BBB...YEAH. 1794 01:32:24,006 --> 01:32:25,574 OH. 1795 01:32:25,574 --> 01:32:27,542 AW. 1796 01:32:27,542 --> 01:32:29,411 MMM... 1797 01:32:29,411 --> 01:32:30,946 YEAH. 1798 01:32:30,946 --> 01:32:34,016 OH. HUH. 1799 01:32:34,016 --> 01:32:37,152 WOW! 1800 01:32:37,152 --> 01:32:41,023 HEY, BABY. 1801 01:32:41,023 --> 01:32:44,026 YE-YE-YI! 1802 01:32:45,427 --> 01:32:48,030 OH. 1803 01:32:48,030 --> 01:32:50,432 MMM...YEAH. 1804 01:32:50,432 --> 01:32:52,601 CHA CHA CHA. 1805 01:32:52,601 --> 01:32:56,538 * HAVE YOU BEEN THINKIN' * 1806 01:32:56,538 --> 01:33:00,809 * NOTHIN' EVER CHANGES? * 1807 01:33:00,809 --> 01:33:03,411 * CAN'T FIGHT THE FEELIN' * 1808 01:33:03,411 --> 01:33:06,949 * WHEN YOU KNOW IT'S RIGHT * 1809 01:33:06,949 --> 01:33:11,820 * OH, I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU SMILE * 1810 01:33:11,820 --> 01:33:15,223 * NO RUNNING AWAY FROM LOVE * 1811 01:33:15,223 --> 01:33:17,292 * TURN ON * 1812 01:33:17,292 --> 01:33:19,094 * TURN ON THE BEAT BOX * 1813 01:33:19,094 --> 01:33:23,298 * BABY, WE'RE WALKIN' ON THE PARTY LINE * 1814 01:33:23,298 --> 01:33:25,300 * CRANK IT UP * 1815 01:33:25,300 --> 01:33:27,002 * AND LET THE MUSIC * 1816 01:33:27,002 --> 01:33:32,107 * TURN EVERY NIGHT INTO A SATURDAY NIGHT * 1817 01:33:32,107 --> 01:33:36,578 * WHENEVER YOU'RE READY * 1818 01:33:36,578 --> 01:33:40,849 * WE'LL BE ROCKIN' STEADY * 1819 01:33:40,849 --> 01:33:43,451 * YOU'RE GONNA GET LUCKY * 1820 01:33:43,451 --> 01:33:48,724 * LEAVIN' IT ALL BEHIND * 1821 01:33:48,724 --> 01:33:52,594 * TIME'S TICKIN' AWAY * 1822 01:33:52,594 --> 01:33:56,732 * IT'S ANOTHER SATURDAY * 1823 01:33:56,732 --> 01:33:59,401 * SO IT'S TIME TO PLAY * 1824 01:33:59,401 --> 01:34:03,305 * OUT ON THE PARTY LINE * 1825 01:34:03,305 --> 01:34:08,143 * OH, I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU SMILE * 1826 01:34:08,143 --> 01:34:11,479 * FORGET ABOUT YESTERDAY * 1827 01:34:11,479 --> 01:34:13,682 * ALL RIGHT * 1828 01:34:13,682 --> 01:34:16,151 * NOTHING CAN STOP YOU NOW * 1829 01:34:16,151 --> 01:34:19,487 * NO RUNNING AWAY FROM LOVE * 1830 01:34:19,487 --> 01:34:21,757 * TURN ON * 1831 01:34:21,757 --> 01:34:23,325 * TURN ON THE BEAT BOX * 1832 01:34:23,325 --> 01:34:27,362 * BABY, WE'RE WALKIN' ON THE PARTY LINE * 1833 01:34:27,362 --> 01:34:29,765 * CRANK IT UP * 1834 01:34:29,765 --> 01:34:31,299 * AND LET THE MUSIC * 1835 01:34:31,299 --> 01:34:35,704 * TURN EVERY NIGHT INTO A SATURDAY NIGHT * 1836 01:34:35,704 --> 01:34:37,840 * IT'S ALL RIGHT * 1837 01:34:37,840 --> 01:34:39,141 * TURN ON YOUR BEAT BOX * 1838 01:34:39,141 --> 01:34:43,378 * BABE, ARE YOU READY FOR A GOOD TIME? * 1839 01:34:43,378 --> 01:34:45,781 * SO COME ON * 1840 01:34:45,781 --> 01:34:47,349 * MOVE WITH THE FEELING * 1841 01:34:47,349 --> 01:34:51,987 * EVERY NIGHT IS A SATURDAY NIGHT * 1842 01:34:59,661 --> 01:35:01,997 * TURN ON * 1843 01:35:15,677 --> 01:35:17,545 * TURN ON * 1844 01:35:17,545 --> 01:35:19,815 * TURN ON THE BEAT BOX * 1845 01:35:19,815 --> 01:35:23,819 * BABY, WE'RE WALKIN' ON THE PARTY LINE * 1846 01:35:23,819 --> 01:35:25,954 * CRANK IT UP * 1847 01:35:25,954 --> 01:35:27,823 * AND LET THE MUSIC * 1848 01:35:27,823 --> 01:35:31,827 * TURN EVERY NIGHT INTO A SATURDAY NIGHT * 1849 01:35:31,827 --> 01:35:34,029 * IT'S ALL RIGHT ** 1850 01:35:35,831 --> 01:35:37,632 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS., INC. 1851 01:35:37,632 --> 01:35:39,835 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 1852 01:35:39,835 --> 01:35:42,037 CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1988 WARNER BROS., INC. 1853 01:35:51,579 --> 01:35:55,851 * I KNOW YOU THINK * 1854 01:35:55,851 --> 01:35:59,454 * I'M NO MATCH FOR YOU, BABY * 1855 01:35:59,454 --> 01:36:03,058 * TAKIN' IT SLOW * 1856 01:36:03,058 --> 01:36:06,995 * IT'S TOO MUCH FOR ME TO ANALYZE * 1857 01:36:06,995 --> 01:36:10,999 * STILL ALL RIGHT * 1858 01:36:10,999 --> 01:36:16,004 * HEADIN' INTO THE RHYTHM OF A SUMMER NIGHT * 1859 01:36:16,004 --> 01:36:19,875 * THE WINDS OF WILD INSANITY * 1860 01:36:19,875 --> 01:36:22,878 * BLOW WITH ME TONIGHT * 1861 01:36:22,878 --> 01:36:27,015 * SADDLE UP ALL YOU COWBOYS * 1862 01:36:27,015 --> 01:36:31,887 * GONNA RIDE, I'M GONNA RIDE * 1863 01:36:31,887 --> 01:36:35,290 * I'M GOIN' ALL THE WAY * 1864 01:36:35,290 --> 01:36:39,227 * SOONER OR LATER, GOTTA LOVE SOMEBODY * 1865 01:36:39,227 --> 01:36:43,631 * DON'T CARE HOW LONG IT TAKES * 1866 01:36:43,631 --> 01:36:45,300 * YOU CAN TURN UP THE HEAT * 1867 01:36:45,300 --> 01:36:47,435 * BUT I'M PLAYIN' IT COOL * 1868 01:36:47,435 --> 01:36:49,304 * I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE * 1869 01:36:49,304 --> 01:36:50,906 * I AIN'T NOBODY'S FOOL * 1870 01:36:50,906 --> 01:36:53,909 * I'M GOIN' ALL THE WAY * 1871 01:36:53,909 --> 01:36:56,511 * OH, YEAH * 1872 01:36:56,511 --> 01:36:58,313 * YEAH * 1873 01:36:58,313 --> 01:37:02,517 * I'M GOIN' ALL THE WAY * 1874 01:37:02,517 --> 01:37:05,187 * I'M NOBODY'S FOOL * 1875 01:37:05,187 --> 01:37:06,588 * NOBODY'S FOOL * 1876 01:37:06,588 --> 01:37:10,392 * DON'T CARE HOW LONG IT TAKES... ** 112656

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