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Ma,

I told you to stop doing that.

Ay, but I have to mark you to keep all those pesky girls away, mijo.

And you don't need them around anyway, Diego.

Mami loves you more than any of them ever could.

Why do you think you keep having wet dreams?

Those balls don't empty themselves, mijo.

But it's a win -win.

Ya know, your mami loves mucha crema with her coffee and yours is free.

Why buy it at the store like some tarada when I could just feed my son pineapple

and sip the cream straight from his penis?

I'd like to think I knew a thing or two about stretching my dollar, Diego.

You do well to pay attention, mijo.

There are always ways to save a little money.

Es una buena práctica para la vida.

But, Diego...

You don't really want to grow your age, do you?

I... I don't know what I'd do without my little boy.

You're my everything, mijo.

Do you really still want me like you used to?

So warm.

I'm coming.

San Diego?

That was amazing.

Oh, mijo.

Dios mio.

But I'm not done.

Impresionante.

I love you so much, amigo.

I'm muted.

Empty your voice.