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so much.

I've been out here forever.

What do we have here, Willie?

Looks like we got ourselves a hitchhiker, Billy.

I was looking for a ride, but I can just keep walking.

Oh, come on. We're not the type of guys to leave a girl out here walking in the

rain, are we, Willie?

No, we're not, Billy.

And besides, if you're going to be walking, you're going to be going

fast. There's not a town for miles.

So are you going to get in or not?

Come on, we're going back.

Alright, that's what I'm talking about.

Come on, get in here.

You getting in or what?

Where are you headed?

Um, I'm actually going really far, so if you guys wouldn't mind just dropping me

at the next rest stop.

Well, honey, there ain't no rest stop for us. Wow.

Not for miles.

We're all alone out here.

Don't you worry, we're going to drop you off at the next stop.

Okay, thanks.

Speaking of being out here all alone, you know what's dangerous for a young

like you to be hitchhiking out here all alone?

Yeah, all sorts of weirdos out here.

Well, come on, we're just messing with you.

So how old are you?

Um, 19.

What's your name, anyways?

In case you haven't figured out already, those Dalton twins, Billy and Willie.

My name's Tanya.

Aren't you going to say nice to meet you?

Or is it not nice to meet us?

I'm just messing with you.

Sorry about that. You know my brother doesn't talk to too many strangers.

We don't see too many new faces.

So anyway, what brings you out to this neck of the woods?

Well, I'm actually writing a modern -day hitchhiking book.

So I've been hitchhiking in the U .S.

I've been out here a couple weeks.

It hasn't been too much trouble to get a ride, but this past town that I just

had to walk out of, well, there is literally nobody.

That is true.

That's so.

Speaking of being out here all alone, got anybody waiting for you to get back?

Boyfriend or something?

I mean, I'll say if I had you with my sons, I won't let you go nowhere.

Is that right, baby?

Me neither, brother.

Me neither.

You know, I actually just got off the phone with him right before you guys

pulled up.

And just to let him know where I was.

Oh, you don't have to worry your pretty little head about anything.

You got a lot of us.

Besides, there's no reception out here for miles.

Feisty one.

So, how far is it to the next town?

It's not too far, is it, Willie?

It's not too far at all, Billy.

But... We do have to make one stop. First, don't we, Billy?

Certainly do, Willie.

Certainly do.

Uh, Doc?

Yeah, we gotta make a stop. You know, uh, we gotta stop right at our house

up here.

Are you trying to open the window?

Yeah, Billy here likes to keep the safety lock on.

Don't want you falling out or anything, do we?

I don't need that one.

But listen.

Don't worry about a thing.

Yeah, we just got to take a little care of something for our ma.

Yeah, she ain't well, you see. She ain't all right in the head.

Don't you worry. Right when we're done, we're going to take you right back on

the road where you want to be.

Okay, great.

We're here.

Come in.

Are you coming or not?

our humble abode.

Please.

Um, that's okay. I'm just gonna wait for you guys by the door.

Our couch ain't good enough for the big fancy writer?

No, I just don't.

I'm just playing with you.

I got it again, Billy.

Let's go say hi to mom.

Alright.

Uh, the phone, guys.

Willie, don't you have the phone? Come on, Willie. You know you had it last.

I swear you had it. Come on. Quit playing with it.

We'll get you that.

Yeah, we'll find it.

Hey, Mom, your favorite son's here. Quit playing. You know I'm your favorite

mom.

So you found a bum?

Thought you'd try your luck out there, huh?

Don't you know there's lots of dangerous animals out there?

You can go if you want.

Or you can stay, have a little fun.

What the hell are you doing over there?

Oh, come on, Billy. We're just having fun, ain't we?

Come on now, you're scaring the poor girl.

Sit down.

I told you not to do this.

Without waiting for me.

You guys are fucking creeps. Leave me the fuck alone.

All I want is a ride.

Actually, we were just going to give you that lift we were talking about, but

you can't even take a joke. She can't.

I don't think we're going to do that anymore.

You know, guys, we got up on the wrong foot. I really just want to get to the

next town.

Yeah, we sure as fuck did get on the wrong foot.

You know,

I don't really like your attitude.

No, sir.

Bad attitude indeed.

Ungrateful.

But you know what?

I think I got an idea.

You know, like we were saying earlier, we don't really get to see many faces

around here, do we now, Willie? No, we don't, Billy.

I was thinking, you know, maybe you could ease our loneliness.

The both of us.

You guys are fucking sickos. Fuck that.

Oh, suit yourself.

Enjoy yourself out there now.

But make it quick.

We'll make it quick.

Don't worry about a thing.

And darling, when we're done, we'll give you a ride wherever you need to go.

Thank you.

That's all I want.

And this is all we want.

It's been a long time, hasn't it, Willie?

Yes, it has, Billy.

Too long.

That's right, Willie.

That's right, Willie.

That's right, Willie.

Look at him.

Make it quick, boy.

Look at that, Willie.

Look at him.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

That's right little girl.

Suck that fucking dick.

That's how the Dalton brothers do it.

cock over there suck his cock suck Willie's cock give Willie some love yeah

there you go

Open your mouth.

What?

Oh no.

That's right, Willie.

This one's got a nice mouth, dude. Real nice.

That's what I'm talking about, Willie.

Do you want to get some air, Willie?

Come on, come on. Better?

Why don't you let her sit on that?

Yeah. Yeah.

Get on there.

That's the way. I bet you.

That's the way.

All right.

Yeah.

Yeah,

there you go.

I'm coming a little bit like this.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

We definitely picked up a bit. We picked up a good one this time, Willie. We

picked up a good one this time.

Oh, yeah.

That's a good girl.

Yeah.

riding my brother's top, don't you?

Give me that mouth.

Give me that mouth. Just like that.

Keep grinding.

Open that mouth.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. That's good. That's good.

Yeah, that's right. Look at that.

Oh, yeah. That's right.

Just like that.

Just like that.

You're going to come on my brother Willie's car, huh?

So wet.

Yeah, Willie.

Yeah, that's right.

That's right.

That's right.

Yeah. I'm going to go open that up.

Right about your fifth hitchhiking book done done All

the fucking stories just

like that

That's it.

That's it.

Give Willie what he needs. Give Willie what he needs.

Yeah.

Don't leave Billy out.

Oh my god.

God damn it.

It's good, ain't it, Willie? Yeah, it's so good. It's looking good, ain't it,

Willie?

I see all that complaining.

You ended up getting exactly what you wanted.

Tell you what, this is a good chapter in your book, like I said before.

Oh, just like that.

Shoot.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you like that, don't you?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

That's right.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Here, Willie, why don't you give that book to him?

It's so good.

Jesus.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

We're going to give you a ride.

But before we do, we got one person we want you to meet.

Meet a what?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, he's real excited about it, too.

He?

Oh, here he comes.

Boys.

Hey, Pa.