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Oh here's Linukas!

-What brings you here? -Waffles.

-For yourself? -No, for mom.

Are you making a roll cake?

You can't make a roll cake out of waffles.

Make sure to spread a fair amount of jam. It gets softer and rolls nicely.

-All right. -Lend me a fiver.

I can't.

Mom told me not to come back without any waffles.

Just say you lost them on the way or got attacked by a dog...

Look, I gave you a nice recipe for a roll cake!

Rekasius, leave the kid alone.

And you, Linukas, get away from him.

Good day, Genute! How are your joints doing?

Shitty, but tell me when are you going to give me my 35 euros back?

I know, blame it on the weather. They say the humidity makes them ache.

I'm asking you when are you going to give me my money back, you babbler.

I will win any minute now and I will repay everyone.

I will die sooner.

You never know, you never know...

-Rekasius -What?

-This thing is out of service. -It shows cards, so it should work.

It does show the cards, but it's made so to not let you win.

There was a big scandal over this last year.

Really? Nobody would deceive people like that.

-How much have you put into it already? -Look, Subacius, do I owe you?

-Not yet. -Lend me a fiver.

-What for? -To win back.

Are you completely dumb? I'm telling you, it's impossible to win on this thing.

In small change, if you have any.

Just get your arse home fast, you have bailiffs at your door!

What? It's not even the end of the month.

'Missed calls: 6' Oh shit!

Just don't touch anything, I've just started a game!

He's started game... Move!

THREE MILLION EUROS

Guys, please, have mercy... Julius.

-Hey, what's going on?! -They are stealing our stuff!

Not stealing, but confiscating to cover the debt.

-They took our TV! -What?

Aren't you ashamed? Taking away a TV from village people?

We don't have any entertainment within 15 kilometers...

Guys, you can break my legs but leave the sofa and the TV!

Julius!

I have no plans for several months anyway...

Hey, we'll pay it all back once we receive the allowance!

Let's push it all together on 3! 1, 2, 3...

Bye.

-I told you this would happen. -But you didn't say it would be this soon.

Julius, you must stop borrowing money from everyone!

Benius has been here asking for the money back,

Valatka's wife has sent her grandson too...

You'll get whacked just like Barskunas.

Was Barskunas killed because of his debts?

I thought that his heavy drinking killed him.

That's what his wife is telling everyone. It's less shameful.

True, I don't really want to be whacked.

-Your father called you. -I owe him something, too?

-No, he said he was dying. -What the hell! Let's go see him.

Holy shit!

How the hell he always gets in?

Julius, I've read once...

that the heart is one of the 3 most important organs in a human body.

And what about the other two?

Head and something else, it doesn't matter.

-You need to get checked. -Me? What for?

Because heart diseases are hereditary.

Why on earth do others inherit money, and I've got only diseases?

-How old is he? -Who? My dad?

Somewhere between 50 and 70.

Well, he's not so young any more.

Are you saying we shouldn't go?

It's pointless.

Keep on driving, for God's sake!

Jump in, woman.

-See, you really can if you want to. -Bloody hell!

Oh, God!

Julius, hold tight.

Sweetie... hold tight.

Shit!

-He's dying. -He's dead already!

He was sleeping, and now he's dying!

Wait! I know what to do!

Dad!

Julius...

What a scare!

-How are you kids? -We're alright.

Zivile said you were dying, you told her the truth.

I never said that.

But you've almost died here in from of our eyes.

No big deal...

Forget it, he used to have massive heart attacks,

when mom was alive, she would hit him, remember?

She would indeed.

-Are you okay now? -I'm good.

They told me at the clinic that I was dying.

-What do you mean? -They said I had two months to live.

My heart has apparently fallen to pieces, so it can stop anytime now.

-Dad, you have to get treated. -They've given me an appointment.

-When? -At the end of September.

What do you mean? That's like six months from now.

It is.

-That's not right. -Why?

You'll be dead by then!

That's okay, no need for treatment!

-That's alright then. -He'll be dead by then!

Well, that's bad then.

What difference does that make?

Sooner or later I'll have to anyway.

I've had enough of everything, you know...

It will be easier for you guys to bury me, as well.

The soil's softer in summer.

I've made myself a coffin already!

-Are you serious? -Yes!

I've pulled apart an old cupboard and made a coffin out of it.

Stop with all this horror!

Kids, kids, enough...

I've only got one request for you.

Can you bury me in the front yard?

I don't want no cemetery.

-Don't you want to join mom? -That's the thing!

This is where mom's buried.

Here, in the front yard. I'll show you later.

She asked that herself.

And the coffin in the cemetery is empty, I didn't want to offend the pastor.

You know him, he's very fussy.

What should we do to get you treated sooner?

A bribe perhaps?

-How much? -Two hundred.

Holy shit. Even bribes cost an arm and a leg.

-Julius, we have no money. -We'll get it.

Up until now, the only limitation for borrowing money was age,

but I have great news for you,

even those under 18 can now borrow money easily. Yes!

All our future rests on children.

Let's ask the little ones what would they do with the borrowed money.

I would buy Bigimons.

I would buy a new dad, because my dad has left.

I would buy more money.

Why am I here, at the kindergarten?

Because they can neither read nor write, how would they learn about our services?

Loans are issued fast, here on the spot.

www.loansforchildren.lt

Loans for children!

Loans for children!

Julius, I know what you're thinking, but we can't borrow money.

We will not borrow money.

What will we borrow then?

Do we still have that pinecone at home?

Well, thank you,

and let me remind you that if you have trouble paying back the loan,

there's a fee for postponing the payment of the debt.

What?

And don't tell your parents that you are taking out a loan.

Goodbye.

See you!

Well done, Justyte! This is for your trouble.

-Money? -Yes!

Go play!

I don't think it's OK to involve kids into this...

What's the difference? Kids are the same kind of people like us,

just with smaller heads and shorter legs.

It is still not OK.

Zivile, we are doing this for a good cause!

She got some pinecone!

Look, he's coming back!

That's not him.

Tell him I'm out.

-Are you Rekasius's wife? -Not yet.

I am Irmantas from "Loans For Everybody".

-We don't need one now. -I've come to collect it.

What are "Loans For Children" doing here? Are you borrowing from competitors?

No...

-Where's Julius? -He's out.

Always in the same closet. Julius, are you an idiot?

No, I'm not.

Come on, fast, I know you have it.

-Don't waste my time, alright? -That's all I have.

I've arrived with company.

You better give it to them, Julius...

-What's now? -No idea.

Maybe we should go to the church to pray for your father's health.

They no longer let us in there.

Oh yes. We've stopped tithing them.

Wait a minute...

We gave money to the church when they needed it.

So now the church could give some money to us?

I was going to suggest we nick the money we gave,

but your suggestion is also good!

-Amen. -Thank you.

Now!

-Glory be to the Father... -Oh, look who's here!

Long time no see.

We had no money to tithe, so we didn't show up.

-Have you got some now? -No, we don't.

Why are you both at the confession? You can't do that...

We're here not for confession. Listen Priest.

If you are not here for confession, nor tithing, you better leave.

Priest... father Alvydas, Julius's father is dying.

So what? Do you want me to do the last rites or what?

In order for him to get treated, we need money for a bribe.

So we thought that we've once given quite a big amount for the church...

so now the church could give us some... You would help us a lot.

No, my children, it's not how it works. The church needs the money for roof.

That's what we're saying: when the roof needed to be repaired,

we gave you money, or when the walls needed redecoration.

Remember Jesus?

When wooden Jesus rotted, we bought an expensive plastic one from Poland.

Here you go! Do you want our church to have a shitty roof?

No!

Priest, have mercy on us, you're our last hope.

-How much? -Two hundred.

How much?!

Do you understand that it's a lot of money?

Priest, if we didn't really need, we wouldn't even ask.

Okay, and what if the treatment doesn't help, will you bury him in this parish?

-How can you ask that? -Sure.

By all means.

Bronele! Where are those lottery tickets you asked me to bless for you?

-Pick one. -But these belong to Bronele.

Pick one, don't waste my time.

Thank you, sister, we will count this as a donation.

Tonight Euro Jackpot is on TV. perhaps you'll win.

We would actually prefer it in cash.

This jackpot is three million euros, you will fix your father's health,

and pay back all of your debts as well. 3 million should be enough.

Julius, what do you think?

-Could we please have... -No!

Could you at least bless it for good luck the way you do it?

-For the second time? -Yeah.

-Off it goes and amen. -So quick?

Okay, time's up!

Let's go.

Sweetie, but if we win something, let's keep it to ourselves.

Why's that?

It's a small village, they'll come running to us.

-Hello, neighbour. -I won't loan you anything!

That was funny! I'm not here for money.

-To pay me back? -Neither that.

Let me watch the lottery on TV.

Our TV has been confiscated along with the sofa.

If we win anything, we'll pay all of our debts back, Benius.

But I was going to watch a documentary on Mao Zedong on History channel.

-They'll show it again later for sure. -No, they won't.

But Benius...

-I can record it though. -Holy shit, we're lucky.

Hello, everyone! With the good warm weather...

The largest amount of money I've ever won was 2 litas...

2 euros.

No, only in litas, I have never won anything in euros.

But as they say, who doesn't takes risks, never gets to drink...

Golden words!

...and 35.

Those were the main numbers.

Now we're going to roll two additional numbers:

2 and 1.

Julius! Julius!

-What's wrong with you? -Julius!

What happened?

Cramps.

-Brain cramps? -Yeah.

-Listen, have you won anything? -What?

-Who? -Who? Who? You.

-Me and Julius? -Certainly not us!

No, we didn't win anything.

-Let me throw it away then. -No!

-We're going home. -It's late.

Yeah.

Stay! You never visit us. We'll open a bottle.

Save that bottle.

How's Motiejus?

I think he's alright, I never know what's inside that kid's head.

Maybe he's a genius?

You know, like that scientist in a wheelchair, who's also a genius?

There's nothing inside that head.

The kid can hear it all. Why would you say that?

Not my kid.

Starting it again in front of people?

-Right now? -You said you were leaving?

I almost shat my pants there out of tension.

-You didn't forget the ticket, did you? -You got it.

How come it's with me if I gave it to you?

Sweetie, here it is, I'm kidding!

Give it to me.

Why? Don't you trust your wi... mistress?

-You're a woman. -What?

-Apologize. -What for?

Apologize to me, Julius, or I'll throw it down the well.

-Have you gone out of your mind? I'm counting to 3, Julius.

-Zivile... -One.

-Stop messing around! -Two... Julius!

Are you completely insane? That's 3 million euros!

Three... Millions going down the well.

-Has this happened for real? -You should have said sorry!

Keep your voice down! Let's take it out before it's too late.

Can you see it at all?

-There! It's floating! -Where's the bucket?

Valciunas's wife never leaves it overnight.

That's right.

Are you crazy?

I'll grab on the chain, this well is not deep, helped digging it myself.

-Julius, it's cold! -Nonsense.

Here.

Bye.

I think it's not the one I helped them dig...

-Okay. Have you found the ticket yet? -Yes.

Then I'm letting the chain down.

Are you okay?

You hit me a bit.

-I will ask for Valciunas's help, Julius. -Can you toss my clothes?

-The water's cold. -Okay.

And I say: 'Julius, stop being foolish!'

And he goes: 'I won't, I'm counting to 3 and then I will throw it.'

And he counted to 3 and threw it in.

And the problem is that, you know,

and when he threw it in, he was holding the ticket, he didn't let go of it,

so he went down the well, too.

Oh, Julius.

Wait! Julius.

Are you okay?

All good now?

-You've scared me. -Thanks.

Stick the ticket quick...

-Where to? -The glass.

-Over there? -My dad used to do that.

He would iron and dry bus tickets so he could use them again.

Julius, what are we going to do with so much money?

Oh, Zivile, we'll do all kinds of things. First of all, we will need a new roof.

I'll ask Valciunas if he's got any leftover slate from his renovation.

We also need to repair our car,

there's so much we can do now!

Julius, but we can now buy everything brand new!

-You think so? -Julius, that's 3 million euros!

Julius!

Julius!

We will buy a TV that big! Diagonal this wide!

It will be better than Benius's.

-We can change our shower curtains now! -That's right - night and day curtains!

And we can dig a pond now!

With dolphins in it, we'll have a real dolphinarium.

We'll get golden teeth, a time machine.

-Should we hire servants? -No, no need for servants.

True, they'll be in our way.

-Are you asleep? -No, I can't.

I'm wondering which team should I buy -

Lietuvos Rytas or Zalgiris.

How about we start with smaller purchases?

You're right.

We'll buy Panevezys Lietkabelis.

Julius...

Still can't sleep?

-Shall I get you some valerian? -Nope.

Are you in the mood?

Come here!

Here we meet again...

Just like dreamy ships...

Where do you think

raccoons came from to Lithuania?

No idea.

Maybe they were brought in along with the fruit.

Probably.

Guess how many fingers?

Four.

Two!

You guess now.

Three.

Three.

My day's going to be better then.

Do we need to go anywhere today?

Mhm.

I'm going to the shop to win back the money.

We agreed on this yesterday - you will no longer gamble or borrow money.

True.

Hang on - why?

Wait a second. Will the money fit into this?

-Do you have the thermos? -Yep.

No, it won't. Wait a second.

Now it will.

What was that?

The reversing valve does not function properly!

Say it again?

-Or the carburettor is fucked up. -I see!

I don't think so, you know, if something's wrong, then you know...

...something like...

Hello, we've won 3 million euros so we've come here...

Hang on a minute! What?

She never liked neither one...

How come she did not see it? Of course, she saw it!

There must be something wrong, I'm telling you, maybe they broke up...

-What's going on here? -I don't get it.

-And if they broke up? -Excuse me.

Listen, love, I'll call you back a bit later, okay?

I have to work. Okay, take care, love, okay, ciao! See you.

See you soon, ciao!

Yes, how can I help?

We've won 3 million euros, so we're both here to collect it.

Are you serious? You've won 3 million?

That's fucking awesome!

What are we waiting for?! Let's go to our boss!

Let's go... Quick!

Tea or coffee?

-How much is the coffee? -It's on us.

Three million euros and free coffee in one day!

Lucky streak, isn't it?

Madam, if it's free, could you fill this up for us, please?

-Thanks! -What can I do for you, guys?

Well... we've won the three million,

and we've come here to collect it!

The thing is that you are not the only winners.

We've just had another family who has also won

and they have collected the prize before your arrival.

That was a joke, guys!

I'm joking!

Don't worry, nobody has got your money. That was just a joke.

Three million euros is a lot, huh?

What are you planning on doing with it?

We'll get a new roof and fix our car.

We need it badly.

Got it.

Show me the ticket.

-Is it valid? -Yes, it is.

And what happened to it?

Don't ask.

We'll need your bank account number,

and the money will be transferred within one month.

-One month? -Yes, one month.

We don't have a bank account.

We only keep cash at home.

In case crisis hits again or a war breaks out.

I'm about to buy a gun too!

-What do you need a gun for? -For protection.

If the enemy soldier comes round and starts doing something to you...

You know, like I do but with no emotions.

I won't be able to stand quietly and watch.

I will have something to kill myself with.

Okay.

So the first thing you do is open a bank account.

Can't we make a deal?

It doesn't work that way.

I can only call the bank and ask them to help you out.

Sure, please do.

-Are you sure you don't need our help? -Thanks, but no.

What's going on here?

We're collecting grandpa's deposit.

That's how much it's accumulated over the years.

Great news. Now you can forget about the heating bills!

-We actually burn wood in our home. -Very good!

I spent two of my pensions for February's bills alone.

I'm off to the post office before it closes for lunch.

Good luck!

Wait!

-What are you doing?! That's a present.

What?

Give it back!

-Hurry off to the post office! -Thank you, thank you very much.

Three million euros, Julius!

The man's going through tough times!

Did you know that people have to pay for central heating here in the city?

Are you serious?

Don't tell me you feel bad about helping that man out!

If you do, I can chase him and take it back!

No, I feel quite good actually.

Are you a robot?

Holy shit!

-How heavy is the money? -I've never thought about it!

You know how much petrol this car consumes?

-Now it will be even more expensive! -There's some left here.

Keep it!

Well, let's go get the TV?

Good day!

I can see it's not bad. What's this?

-Where? -Here.

-I've borrowed some. -Don't try to fool me.

You won that lottery we watched yesterday at my place.

That's right. Almost forgot.

-How much is it? One million? -Are you dumb?

-It's three. -How much do you owe me? Three thousand?

-Stop it! This much? -Okay, two then.

-Here you are. -Julius.

Things will go bad if anyone finds out you've got rich.

-How much? -One more.

-Do you need help carrying it in? -No.

See you.

What's this? I gave you one thousand to keep your mouth shut!

Yeah, so give one to Loreta to keep her mouth shut too.

Okay, take one...

Stop it, I don't need it, I'm happy for you guys!

Look, I have an idea!

I give you money, but you have to buy that wheelchair for Motiejus.

You know, the one that the scientist has,

with a keyboard and a computer and a robot voice.

Cause I think that kid has stuff to say.

But if you don't buy it, you've got to give it back.

Of course, Julius, we will buy it. We'll go and get it right away!

Don't you have enough talking at home already?!

-Thank you, Julius! -Stop it, Loreta.

You probably were right, nobody needs to know about this.

-Why do you say that? -Just because.

If everyone finds out, they will come flying to borrow some.

-For sure. Have you hidden it away? -Yes, I have.

-Cool! -Cool!

See, the coffee hasn't cooled down overnight.

-That's a good thermos! -The one from your grandma?

Same one.

What's going on here, Julius?

We're getting a new roof.

-I could see it from the church. -Are you serious?

I've told you we don't need a golden one...

-Is this one golden?! -Stop it!

-Only decorated with gold! -Where did you get the money from?

Haven't you heard? We've won the lottery with the ticket you gave us.

Oh... yeah... we've borrowed some..

So that's what my ticket has brought you, huh?

-That was 3 million euros. -So what?

So, according to all the rules and even the Bible,

the prize should be given to the one who gave the ticket.

-I don't think so. -I've blessed it!

Sure, cause I've asked you to, and the ticket belonged to Bronele after all.

-Everything inside the church is mine! -Maybe we should give him something.

See! Even a woman understands it!

-Maybe not. -Listen, don't provoke the beast in me!

Hey, you two, come over here.

Do you want to make extra cash? I'll give you 50 euros each.

Please be so kind escort this rude gentleman out of my yard.

But if he blessed the ticket and you actually won millions.

Then maybe he really has some of those... powers.

Give them more.

100 euros.

Our apologies.

You'll be sorry for this, Rekasius! I curse this crappy car of yours!

You'll no longer drive it anywhere! You'll pay for this!

I'll talk to God - he won't wait for you to die,

but will drag you to hell! Both of you!

Well done, guys! He's got it!

How about we go celebrate? The new roof.

-To the restaurant. -Wow, Julius!

-But we need to dress up! -Right, let's go!

It's coming now.

Well, sooner or later. If not later, then now.

So how are we going to drive to the city now?

Julius!

Aurimas, when are you leaving?

The whole back side still needs work.

-Let's not do it. -We've paid for it already!

True.

Not a problem - you can call a taxi.

I've never taken a taxi.

There's nothing special about it, it might be a car crappier than yours.

To hell with the taxi then! What would be a better solution?

Well, I can give you the number of a guy I hired for my wedding.

Is that a better option?

Believe me, dude.

Alright then... last time.

-Five. -Here you go - five.

Do you want to win back?

-Go ahead. What's the number? -Four.

Interesting...

-Look, there's a fridge. -A fridge in the car?

What are these?

For children maybe?

-Who can drink this little? -Probably the rich guys. Like us!

I like it.

There are people from TV, look!

And the radio!

Behave like a gentlewoman!

Hello, have you made a reservation?

Good day, sir, me and my lovely mistress would like to have

a nice meal together at this great establishment of yours.

Have you made a reservation? All the tables are taken.

Holy shit! So, what should we do then?

I could book you for Tuesday.

We'll starve to death till Tuesday!

-Have a good evening! -Julius, let's go somewhere else.

Zivile, hang on, love...

Excuse me, please!

Keep your eyes on me!

The man in green glasses!

I award 1000 euros to the person who gives me their table!

The first one was this man from the radio and television!

-Nine hundred! -Eight!

-Five! -Three!

Three hundred one. Three hundred two!

Eighty seven!

What's wrong? We've eaten already.

And this exactly covers our bill.

It's expensive here!

Okay, leave the bill, and get out!

This makes no sense to me.

What's the most expensive thing you've got?

That would be fresh oysters.

Then bring it to us.

-Do you have potato-meat dumplings? -No, I'm afraid we don't.

-Okay, then. -Hang on, Zivile...

-Do you have potatoes in the kitchen? -Yes, sure.

-Do you have meat? -Absolutely.

Okay then.

If you found yourself on a deserted island

with someone famous,

and in order to survive you'd have to eat them,

who would you choose?

-Someone famous? -Yeah.

I would need someone healthy and muscular.

-I think I'd choose Ruta Meilutyte. -What a choice!

-What are they doing? -Nothing.

-Waiting for their food. -Take pictures.

But there's nothing discrediting in this.

I am the one to judge what's discrediting and what's not.

Okay, Vygantas? I am paying you for pictures and not for talking back!

Paying me? You've said you were going to forgive my sins.

Potato potahto... Same thing! Just keep taking those pics!

What took you so long? Slaughtered a pig or what?

Don't mind him - he's a beast when hungry.

-How are your dumplings? -Very good.

I don't like this that much.

Sir!

Would you like to swap your steak with these seashells?

-Oysters. -Oysters.

Not really.

I'll give you 200 euros.

In your opinion,

is there any problem in the world that the money can't solve?

Fire perhaps?

You're damn right.

Is that common here or are they out of their minds?

-Maybe they sell it as fertilizer? -Where?

At the shit station!

End of the world.

-How did we come here? -A limo.

-And where is it now? -How do I know?

Where are we going to stay, Julius?

With relatives.

They're in the UK! What are you talking about?

-Well, we can try a hotel. -Where?

-Hang on, stay here! -What?

-You almost forgot it, didn't you? -What's that?

-You almost forgot the bag, didn't you? -Perhaps.

Julius! Come on...

304. Super deluxe room.

And once again apologies that the presidential suite is taken.

Is there no way to make the President leave?

Which country is he from?

I'm afraid, I cannot give this information away.

But since it's a first time for us, it will do.

Will do... If you need anything and I mean anything at all

just let me know and I will do my best to assist you.

-Thank you. -Do you need a wake-up call?

Say it again?

We can wake you up at a certain time you tell us by giving you a call.

-No need... -Zivile, go to the room.

-I'll be with you shortly. -Why?

Go on, I'll come soon.

Goodbye.

-Go! -Have a good rest!

-You've said you could organize anything? -That's right.

Then hear me out.

Holy shit...

That's like 5 acres...

Let's go take a bath.

-Together in one bowl? -Yes.

Let's go then.

Here we meet again...

Just like dreamy ships...

The sand clock is left behind

Like a toy by the sea...

Love played with my heart

Like the kids on the shore...

Call the name of love...

Come back again...

And this time embrace me

I loved you, didn't I?

If the ship of love's on the other shore

Holy shit!

-Thank you. -That's nothing!

You have no idea what we're going to do today!

-What exactly? -Everything!

Wait - I can't see!

When the old love returns

there won't be any more doubts - dreamy ships will fly!

Do you think this robe is a gift?

I don't know.

Shall we keep these?

Sweetie, they won't be helpful in the rain with an umbrella in hand.

True thing.

-What kind of smell is that? -That's what a new car smells like.

-It fades away with time. -How weird!

I've never smelled anything like that before...

-How do you make it stop? -With a pedal.

I know, but there are only two pedals down there - gas and clutch!

I haven't even changed any gears - how it is moving at all?!

That's automatic transmission.

Julius, you should stop now - there's a car!

I do want to stop, but how do you break?

-The other pedal is the break! -Julius!

-What a dumb shop assistant you are! -That's a clutch.

-Hit the break pedal! -Julius!

-Stop shouting! -Julius!

Hit the break pedal. Now!

We won't be buying it.

We need a car with breaks. Am I right?

Dickhead! Get out of the car!

-Watch out... -Get out of the car!

Get out!

Look who's here! Rekasius Julius!

-Good day Domantas! -Good day to you too!

Look, babe, see who's just rear ended us?

-Baboon, where did you get this car from? -It's not mine.

Of course it's not yours, you broke cockroach, no way you bum could afford it!

-Do you know him? -My classmate, Domantas!

-The bully? -Same one.

Wanna remember the good old days, or what?

And this is... Sandra

-Hey. The one you had a crush on?

Zivile, can you be quiet while men are talking?

-So, Julius, what are we going to do? -How much was your sky blue one?

What difference does it make?

Can you answer properly, or are you too dumb?

I'm not dumb.

Fifty thousand. No, not fifty - sixty thousand.

Here's fifty for you - are we done now?

And here - pick up yourself.

Let's go, Zivile!

Look, the front is completely smashed on that one, and this one's as good as new!

-OK, but what the hell? -Oh, you're right.

Here's some for you - hope you're satisfied.

Julius, how are you? Still in the same place?

I could drop by some time.

Yeah, still there.

But the roof's now golden.

We're both actually under that roof.

-Julius, shall we go home? -Yeah, let's go.

By the way, the AC needs refilling...

Two pedals again!

So... shall we get a taxi or what?

To hell with you.

Women, right?

Now we're talking!

The leather needs replacing, light colour's useless.

Which one would you like - snake or crocodile?

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Alright then.

Is it one of those times when you say that nothing's wrong,

when something is actually wrong?

-Surely so! -That's why I'm asking!

As if you can't figure it out yourself.

I didn't manage to learn the multiplication table -

and you expect me to understand a woman!

Well definitely come visit...

Still in the same place,

only the roof's golden now!

Stop it!

I only wanted to show off, that's it.

There's no way she's coming.

You know what, Julius, fuck you!

You've changed.

How could you talk to the shop assistant like that?

And to Domantas?

You should have seen how Domantas used to treat me at school.

Then you'd get me.

-Guess how many. -None.

As you wish.

Good day, Rekasius, I've come to collect my money.

-What's up? -Someone's spilled the beans.

The priest during the mass. Shall I come in?

-Are you here by yourself? -Not exactly.

I told you we needed a gun.

Give us a second to get changed, and we'll see you one by one!

Here you go.

Finally.

-You aren't even dead yet! -Julius!

She promised to!

This is for waiting.

The interest, huh?

Well, good luck to you!

What are you here for? We gave you all the money back!

-No, not that. A compensation. -For what?

You got the golden roof it reflected the sun and my shed got burned down.

Your shed is miles away!

It's visible from the roof though!

I need six or seven thousand.

-Discussion time! -He's pulling your leg!

You're pulling my leg! You are a known thug in the village.

Come, I'll show you.

Benius, you're always burning that shed down yourself

and then looking for someone to blame!

You won't get away with it this time!

Have you bought the speaking wheelchair to Motiejus?

See it yourself.

What is she doing here?

Are you from our village?

I come from the city.

I can show you around if you wish.

Get off Sandra, Benius.

Sandra, what a beautiful name. I'm Benius.

The millionaire of the village.

Do I owe you anything, too?

No, it's me who owes you an apology.

For all those times I laughed at you when you were bullied by Domantas.

Stop it... I've forgotten it by now.

I've been feeling real crappy ever since.

You live nicely here.

In the nature, I bet everything's organic here.

That's right.

Organic and...

fresh air.

Here's my phone, my number.

If you feel like coffee or something.

When you're in the city...

How's my brother doing?

Hello to you too.

How are you doing? How are you, Zivile?

How does ex-girlfriends of your man giving him their numbers make you feel?

Here it is - you can take it.

Thanks a lot.

So... congratulations on the big win!

You might as well say happy belated birthday.

-What's that? -Nevermind.

Listen, Julius, instead of giving dough away to the villagers -

make an investment. Make it double.

Tomorrow we're having start-up pitches in our hub.

What?

What's that?

I'll come tomorrow morning.

I'll scare these poor bastards away for you.

Hey you, knight rider, shall we roll?

No, leave Motiejus alone.

Alright then, I'll make those waiting outside go away.

Okay, team, that's about it - buzz off.

All of you move!

Where do you think you're going? Move!

Keep moving!

Give it to me!

Keep moving!

Keep moving or I'll show you!

Hey Motiejus! Hello!

Do you like your new wheelchair?

Piece of shit!

Why's that?

I'm telling you - it's a piece of shit.

There were proper ones with decent tires,

but for some reason they got me this crap!

You know, I liked him better quiet.

What the did you just say?

Does the wheelchair bleep cuss words, too?

It's not your ing business what it bleeps.

I don't feel comfortable.

Both of you.

Hey hey hey a big welcome to all the sharks!

Does anybody of you know how many calories you burn every day?

Get down to business.

Our idea - a smart watch.

-What's that? -Smart watch.

Smart watches are not trending anymore!

But the battery lasts longer than a day.

Wow! Interesting. I'm in.

What about you?

-Julius? -What does it do?

It shows notifications of incoming mail,

counts your steps...

Does it show time?

-We'll make it show time. -Not interested.

Julius, this is a smart watch that lasts longer than a day!

Here you are! Bet on it.

Just don't get me involved.

Okay, we're investing in you guys!

Folks, don't make us change our minds!

I had better returned all my debts yesterday.

-Say it again? -Nevermind.

Okay, do we have anybody else waiting?

Hello.

Tell us.

Next to my village there is a sand quarry which is now on sale.

What?

I take walks around there and keep finding these things.

-I think it is... -What the hell are you talking about?

Quarry...

Career is made through bed, not through quarries.

Hang on. Continue!

I've come here to invest!

Keep talking, it's very interesting, I was raised next to quarries, as well.

What's up? Have you invested in that nonsense?

Yes, I have. Let's go home!

Gotta celebrate first! Or, simply put, have some rest.

I can't. Zivile must be worried by now.

Zivile's chilling with Natalija.

Let's go!

Come on!

-Are they eating me now? -No, only the dead tissues.

And then they eat other women?

Are you kidding? This is a respectable spa!

They throw them away.

In that case I'd like to take them with me if possible.

What for?

My cat.

Okay, then, we'll ask about that.

Have you ever driven a car like this?

No, and I don't know if I should.

I actually promised Zivile we'd go back home together.

Don't worry, they'll take her home.

Julius, you don't get to invest every day, or to spend some time with your brother.

Besides, I've got you a surprise! Do you want me to call it off?

Let's go!

How much gas does it need outside the city?

-What?! -I'm asking how much gas...

Not a bad surprise after all.

-This is not the surprise yet. -No? What else have you got?

Won't Natalija find out?

How?

-Are you going to tell her? -No.

I should probably go now.

Oh! Here comes your surprise.

-Hi! -Hello.

Here we are!

-How are you doing? -I'm okay...

I need to check how my father's doing.

Who?

Dad!

What's wrong with you?

Dad's dying! It almost slipped my mind - we've got to go!

You shouldn't joke about such things.

What do you do for a living?

Who's getting the house now?

Dad's dead, and all you can think about is who's getting the house?

You're rich now. Why would you need it?

He asked to be buried in the front yard along with mom.

Mom's buried in the front yard? We went to the cemetery, didn't we?

You don't want to know...

Alright then - front yard it is. Bu we can't just put him there like that.

-There's got to be some ceremony. -We can do it tomorrow morning.

After a good night's rest - around ten or so.

I'll call everyone, and you get a hold of the grave-diggers.

Okay.

Sorry I didn't call.

And for not answering my phone...

What happened?

Dad!

Where have you been?

We were supposed to lay dad down into the coffin together.

Are the grave-diggers coming?

Damn...

Didn't you say you were getting a hold of them?

Have some sense of decency and stop arguing at the funeral at least!

Look, I told you this burial was illegal!

-What's going on? -Hang on, I'll take care of this.

We're burying dad where he wanted to be buried.

You can't. This is against the laws of church and...

...and against the law of the Republic of Lithuania.

Can't we bury our own father in our own yard?!

-No, you can't. -Efka, how are we going about this?

-How? -We're confiscating the evidence.

-Come on, Gedutis, grab the coffin! -Grab the coffin.

Hey, get away from my father, you midget!

-Are you obstructing a police officer? -Look, perhaps we can make a deal?

That was a warning shot!

Try to bribe an officer again, and I will shoot your leg!

I won't be bribing anyone, okay?

Wait!

That's heavy...

There's something else, something special.

What was that?

The police have confiscated the body of Rekasius senior.

And Zivile has dumped Julius.

What?

I'm saying everything's fucked up.

I see!

Rain's coming. Let's put the money away.

Come on, Julius, it will get drenched!

What a day...

But just think about it: you've got a car, and the money,

and you're healthy...

-Take me to a hotel. -No way.

You're staying with us.

You might harm yourself at a hotel...

How?

Something Lithuanian men tend to do when they are in trouble.

Get drunk?

I had another thing in mind, but this sounds also plausible.

-Let's go clubbing. -Where?

-What kind of club is open a night? -A night club.

-Haven't you been to a night club before? -No, I haven't.

And don't want to.

Well you're not the one who's driving, so...

Twelve 'Problem Solvers' for me!

Are you crazy?

We'll have six each and our problems will fade away.

No, they won't.

I've lived in the village long enough to know that alcohol solves nothing.

-Do you respect me? -Don't even start.

-Don't you respect your brother? -I'm asking you!

You respect me or not?

Well, thanks for a nice night!

-Yours ain't over. -Neither is yours.

-What do you mean? -You'll see.

Laimis, wait! Hey, wait!

Laimis!

What do you mean it's not over yet? What else have you come up with?

Brother, go lay down a bit. I don't have my pants on already.

Oh, already...

That was quick.

Howdy!

-Who made you so handsome? -Has Laimis called you in here?

-Do you take me for a call girl or what? -You tell me.

-May I come in? -No.

-Wow, it's so cool in here. -Sandra, perhaps you should...

Come here. I can't hear you, come sit down.

I said perhaps you should go!

Don't wake up the neighbours, come here and talk to me,

or are you afraid of me?

-Well? -Take a seat.

What do you want to do?

We can play.

Nice! I like playing games.

-Guess how many fingers? -What?

Guess how many fingers!

You'll throw the number I'll say, or won't throw it.

It's kinda illogical.

-Don't play it then. -I know a better game.

Thanks, Mantas!

When did my brother leave?

I don't know, been here since 8 AM, but can check.

Do you have those... what's the name... the thing that records things?

-Cameras? -Cameras.

-Sure. Do you have one in the car park? -Yeah, there's one, why?

My car has disappeared. With all the money in it.

-You're joking. You mean that SUV? -Yes.

Okay, let's see.

Okay, this is ...when you arrive, right?

What's that?

What on earth...

Let's go outside take a look.

No comments...

-Shall we call the police? -What's the point?

You better take that hat off for me.

I'll be going home on foot now - I want to keep my ears warm.

-What's this? -This is for a taxi.

Are you serious?

Sure. Last time you gave me a generous tip

so calling a taxi for you now is the least I can do.

When it hits 20 euros, can you stop, please?

Don't worry, I'll take you wherever needed.

I bought this car with the money you gave me.

Now I can make extra money on top of my pension.

Listen, can you stop here?

-You! -What?

-Don't what me! You stole the money! -Are you dumb?

-These are people's donations! -I'm talking about my money!

-What?! Has somebody stolen my money? -It's mine, not yours!

-Did you take it? -Are you crazy, Julius?

What are you doing here in church? Grabbing me is same as grabbing Jesus!

-Jesus would never do what you've done! -Perhaps I make mistakes sometimes.

I'm not completely saint, but I'd never steal anything.

Don't fuck...

Don't mess with me, fucker!

I swear, Julius.

Yes, I wanted that money,

I still think it belongs to me, but I haven't stolen it.

Could it be... Laimis. Your brother?

You should let go of me now and go talk to him.

Stop caressing me.

-Why did you put make up on your eye? -That's a bruise.

Bruises appear under the eye.

They can appear on the eye if you get hit in the eyebrow.

-Nonsense. -Look for yourself!

This is for my father!

-Where did they take him? -To the district's police station.

-I'll borrow your casket! -It's called catafalque.

Casket.

Don't worry, you'll live!

What?

Nothing, father. God bless!

What was that?

Rekasius got furious and hit our priest!

-What? -Julius smashed the fuck of Alvydas!

Good afternoon!

Hello.

If you've come here to complain about the black eye,

I recommend you don't bother...

What? I'm here about my father.

Are you the one who tried burying a body in the yard?

Same one.

Have you made peace with the priest?

Yes, I have.

It's good you're here then, because the body smells badly.

We wrapped it in cellophane, but it still smells pretty bad.

Can I take him now?

Sure, let's go.

Boo!

-Where's the money? -What?

Where's my car and money?

Julius, get off me, this is a Burberry coat.

-You stole my car with money! -What do you mean? Your car got stolen?

-When? How? -Outside the hotel.

Why would I do that?

You've only showed up when you've learned about my money!

How did you find out about it at all?

Vytas from the lottery - Vytas, a friend of mine,

called to congratulate on my brother's big win!

-Perhaps it was your priest! -Already visited him!

Is it then...

-Sandra? -Why would she do that?

-You slept together last night. -No, we didn't!

Sorry. What happened?

Go home.

-Are you serious? -I am.

Don't you want to appreciate these?!

Sandra, are you stupid, or what? Should I spell it out for you?

-Go ahead. -Get the fuck out of here!

I won't let any sucker talk to me like this!

-You broke my hand! -Get out of here, shoo shoo!

Open up! Open the door, Julius!

Open up.

-This is how it went... -Yeah, I heard shouting yesterday.

Call her.

You know, she couldn't have stolen the car.

-She's too dumb. -What about Domantas?

Maybe...

Julius, could you...? My kidney's about to fail.

Forgive me, brother.

Thanks.

Go get a shovel.

Julius, come on, let's go, I've got something to show you.

I want to talk to Zivile.

-Shit. The whole house is confiscated. -Is it because of the debt?

Where the fuck did you come from? Do you know where Zivile is?

How should I know?

What's wrong with him?

I'm here just to see the expression on your face

when you find out you're homeless.

You know, I've had enough of you, you ungrateful piece of shit.

Don't talk to him like that, he's disabled after all.

You're disabled yourself.

Is he untouchable like a sacred cow or what?

I would kick his ass, but he'd probably feel nothing!

If I'd known you were such a fucker, I wouldn't have given you this wheelchair!

I'll break your equipment if you don't tell me where Zivile is!

Zivile's at her mom's.

Julius, wait! How long will you be spoiling my surprise!

-I've had enough of your surprises! -This one's real good!

-Julius! -What?

-Sorry for being such a... -Alright, you're forgiven.

-Can you ask Zivile to step outside? -She doesn't want to see you.

But I've come to apologize.

You should have thought about it before sleeping with hookers.

I never slept with hookers!

There's nothing I can do. She's not here.

-When is she back? -I don't know.

Later.

Hello!

Laimis gave me your phone... your phone number.

How dare you call me after what you did yesterday?!

I should have known you haven't changed since school.

I'm calling to apologize. I've been a real bitch, and I'm sorry.

-Where's my car? -What car?

Aren't you confusing me with someone?

Where's my car?

And cash!

-And cash? -Have you lost your cash?

-Stop messing with me! -Someone's stolen your cash?

Yes! Are you deaf too?

So are you back to being bum like in school? Ciao!

-I don't think that was her. -Who then?

Anybody.

Julius, you know each other well here in the village.

It's different out there in the city.

It's full of thieves and bastards.

We won't find out. Let's go, we're late!

Do you have any idea where you are?

If you pop Sandra in front of my eyes, I'll punch you in the face!

Okay, Julius.

Stand here and don't move.

-I am sorry. -Tell her what for!

For the fact that the money changed me and for being an asshole

I'm bad with money.

And you know, Zivile, they brought nothing good.

Although when we gave money to that man the other day, remember?

That made me feel good.

Now everything's returning back to square one

because the car and the money got nicked.

And it's a good thing, I don't regret it.

So what that we had hard times before the big win?

At least we went through them... together.

And I did nothing with Sandra! It's all Laimis's fault! Tell her!

I know. Natalija told me everything.

Does she speak?

She texts more...

Do you believe me?

I do.

I want you to stop being my mistress

and I want you to become my wife forever.

-Will you? -I will.

Fits like a glove!

And why are we here?

Julius and the other guy have bought this sand quarry.

And tons of years ago right here an iron-nickel meteorite landed,

which exploded into many pieces.

You know... but now these pieces are in demand by some internet freaks.

Take a look a small shit like this

is worth 60 euros!

And here are thousands of them!

And a 35 ton fucker below us!

Holy shit!

A great investment after all!

Congratulations - you're no longer poor!

-What is this key for? -Dad's house.

You need it more now.

-Julius, why are you wearing Benius's hat? -What's that?

That's the hat we gave Benius for his birthday.

Here...

Happy 50th birthday Benlus! From Rekasius

Did anything happen?

No, nothing important.

I, Julius Rekasius, take you, Zivile Blazyte, to be my wedded wife.

-Isn't it too long? -Julius!

I, Julius Rekasius,

Julius Rekasius

Julius Rekasius

Take you, Zivile Blazyte, to be my wedded wife.

Take you, Zivile Blazyte, to be my wedded wife.

I, Zivile Blazyte, promise to stay together.

I, Zivile Blazyte, promise to stay together.

For poorer and for worse.

For better and for worse!

For better and for worse.

In the presence of God, I pronounce you husband and wife!

You may kiss!

Here we meet again...

Just like dreamy ships

The sand clock is left behind

Like a toy by the sea...

Love played with my heart

Like the kids on the shore...

Call the name of love

Come back again...

And this time embrace me

I loved you, didn't I?

If the ship of love's on the other shore...

We both wish you lots of happiness.

Thank you.

-Where are you going to f? -What?

The kid's asking where you're going for your honeymoon.

Where we dreamed for a long time but couldn't afford to go.

-To Turkey? -Stop it.

Way better.

Are you saying...

Hot chebureki and cold non-alcoholic beer!

-Are we in Palanga for real? -Well, yeah.

-Where are all the people? -In Turkey perhaps.

You're right.

It's cheaper there.

Eat for once!

-I don't want to. -What did I pay 8 euros for?

-What's that about? -Did you say something?

The lifeguards have run someone over!

They'll save them themselves.

-Guess how many fingers. -Five!

Writer and Director TADAS VIDMANTAS