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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:02,160 Oh here's Linukas! 4 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:05,680 -What brings you here? -Waffles. 5 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,480 -For yourself? -No, for mom. 6 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:08,960 Are you making a roll cake? 7 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:11,640 You can't make a roll cake out of waffles. 8 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:15,120 Make sure to spread a fair amount of jam. It gets softer and rolls nicely. 9 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,400 -All right. -Lend me a fiver. 10 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:18,560 I can't. 11 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:20,560 Mom told me not to come back without any waffles. 12 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:23,240 Just say you lost them on the way or got attacked by a dog... 13 00:01:23,320 --> 00:01:25,560 Look, I gave you a nice recipe for a roll cake! 14 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,960 Rekasius, leave the kid alone. 15 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:29,720 And you, Linukas, get away from him. 16 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:32,680 Good day, Genute! How are your joints doing? 17 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:36,960 Shitty, but tell me when are you going to give me my 35 euros back? 18 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:41,080 I know, blame it on the weather. They say the humidity makes them ache. 19 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:45,040 I'm asking you when are you going to give me my money back, you babbler. 20 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,400 I will win any minute now and I will repay everyone. 21 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,160 I will die sooner. 22 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:52,200 You never know, you never know... 23 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:54,280 -Rekasius -What? 24 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,920 -This thing is out of service. -It shows cards, so it should work. 25 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:00,120 It does show the cards, but it's made so to not let you win. 26 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,560 There was a big scandal over this last year. 27 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,000 Really? Nobody would deceive people like that. 28 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:07,520 -How much have you put into it already? -Look, Subacius, do I owe you? 29 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:09,600 -Not yet. -Lend me a fiver. 30 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:10,800 -What for? -To win back. 31 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:14,520 Are you completely dumb? I'm telling you, it's impossible to win on this thing. 32 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,320 In small change, if you have any. 33 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,040 Just get your arse home fast, you have bailiffs at your door! 34 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,520 What? It's not even the end of the month. 35 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:24,000 'Missed calls: 6' Oh shit! 36 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:26,720 Just don't touch anything, I've just started a game! 37 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:30,320 He's started game... Move! 38 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:31,480 THREE MILLION EUROS 39 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,520 Guys, please, have mercy... Julius. 40 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,400 -Hey, what's going on?! -They are stealing our stuff! 41 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:41,640 Not stealing, but confiscating to cover the debt. 42 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,280 -They took our TV! -What? 43 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:46,360 Aren't you ashamed? Taking away a TV from village people? 44 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,880 We don't have any entertainment within 15 kilometers... 45 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:51,720 Guys, you can break my legs but leave the sofa and the TV! 46 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:52,800 Julius! 47 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:54,520 I have no plans for several months anyway... 48 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,800 Hey, we'll pay it all back once we receive the allowance! 49 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,840 Let's push it all together on 3! 1, 2, 3... 50 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:06,360 Bye. 51 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,720 -I told you this would happen. -But you didn't say it would be this soon. 52 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,320 Julius, you must stop borrowing money from everyone! 53 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,720 Benius has been here asking for the money back, 54 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,560 Valatka's wife has sent her grandson too... 55 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,840 You'll get whacked just like Barskunas. 56 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,000 Was Barskunas killed because of his debts? 57 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:38,600 I thought that his heavy drinking killed him. 58 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:41,200 That's what his wife is telling everyone. It's less shameful. 59 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,200 True, I don't really want to be whacked. 60 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,120 -Your father called you. -I owe him something, too? 61 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:50,120 -No, he said he was dying. -What the hell! Let's go see him. 62 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,160 Holy shit! 63 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,240 How the hell he always gets in? 64 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:03,880 Julius, I've read once... 65 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:07,880 that the heart is one of the 3 most important organs in a human body. 66 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,560 And what about the other two? 67 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:11,840 Head and something else, it doesn't matter. 68 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,720 -You need to get checked. -Me? What for? 69 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,960 Because heart diseases are hereditary. 70 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,760 Why on earth do others inherit money, and I've got only diseases? 71 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,920 -How old is he? -Who? My dad? 72 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,360 Somewhere between 50 and 70. 73 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:28,120 Well, he's not so young any more. 74 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,560 Are you saying we shouldn't go? 75 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:32,920 It's pointless. 76 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,480 Keep on driving, for God's sake! 77 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:03,840 Jump in, woman. 78 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:10,280 -See, you really can if you want to. -Bloody hell! 79 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:20,200 Oh, God! 80 00:06:24,640 --> 00:06:28,080 Julius, hold tight. 81 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,240 Sweetie... hold tight. 82 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:32,440 Shit! 83 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,280 -He's dying. -He's dead already! 84 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,320 He was sleeping, and now he's dying! 85 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,960 Wait! I know what to do! 86 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,160 Dad! 87 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,040 Julius... 88 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:52,160 What a scare! 89 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:58,640 -How are you kids? -We're alright. 90 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:02,480 Zivile said you were dying, you told her the truth. 91 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:03,920 I never said that. 92 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:06,200 But you've almost died here in from of our eyes. 93 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:07,640 No big deal... 94 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,800 Forget it, he used to have massive heart attacks, 95 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,200 when mom was alive, she would hit him, remember? 96 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:14,280 She would indeed. 97 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,440 -Are you okay now? -I'm good. 98 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:21,600 They told me at the clinic that I was dying. 99 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:25,080 -What do you mean? -They said I had two months to live. 100 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:28,680 My heart has apparently fallen to pieces, so it can stop anytime now. 101 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,800 -Dad, you have to get treated. -They've given me an appointment. 102 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:34,160 -When? -At the end of September. 103 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,800 What do you mean? That's like six months from now. 104 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:37,880 It is. 105 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:41,040 -That's not right. -Why? 106 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:42,760 You'll be dead by then! 107 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,840 That's okay, no need for treatment! 108 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:48,800 -That's alright then. -He'll be dead by then! 109 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,600 Well, that's bad then. 110 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:55,360 What difference does that make? 111 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,000 Sooner or later I'll have to anyway. 112 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:01,360 I've had enough of everything, you know... 113 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:03,560 It will be easier for you guys to bury me, as well. 114 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,120 The soil's softer in summer. 115 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,840 I've made myself a coffin already! 116 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,000 -Are you serious? -Yes! 117 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:10,520 I've pulled apart an old cupboard and made a coffin out of it. 118 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:13,240 Stop with all this horror! 119 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:15,760 Kids, kids, enough... 120 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,680 I've only got one request for you. 121 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:22,160 Can you bury me in the front yard? 122 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,600 I don't want no cemetery. 123 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:26,600 -Don't you want to join mom? -That's the thing! 124 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,240 This is where mom's buried. 125 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:30,400 Here, in the front yard. I'll show you later. 126 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:31,920 She asked that herself. 127 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:35,640 And the coffin in the cemetery is empty, I didn't want to offend the pastor. 128 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:38,360 You know him, he's very fussy. 129 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,240 What should we do to get you treated sooner? 130 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:44,680 A bribe perhaps? 131 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:46,040 -How much? -Two hundred. 132 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:48,960 Holy shit. Even bribes cost an arm and a leg. 133 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:52,120 -Julius, we have no money. -We'll get it. 134 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:58,040 Up until now, the only limitation for borrowing money was age, 135 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,640 but I have great news for you, 136 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:04,520 even those under 18 can now borrow money easily. Yes! 137 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,720 All our future rests on children. 138 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:12,320 Let's ask the little ones what would they do with the borrowed money. 139 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:14,480 I would buy Bigimons. 140 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:18,200 I would buy a new dad, because my dad has left. 141 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:20,200 I would buy more money. 142 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,600 Why am I here, at the kindergarten? 143 00:09:22,680 --> 00:09:27,000 Because they can neither read nor write, how would they learn about our services? 144 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:30,040 Loans are issued fast, here on the spot. 145 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,320 www.loansforchildren.lt 146 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:34,720 Loans for children! 147 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,160 Loans for children! 148 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:44,840 Julius, I know what you're thinking, but we can't borrow money. 149 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,040 We will not borrow money. 150 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:50,280 What will we borrow then? 151 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,360 Do we still have that pinecone at home? 152 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,560 Well, thank you, 153 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:58,920 and let me remind you that if you have trouble paying back the loan, 154 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,680 there's a fee for postponing the payment of the debt. 155 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:03,400 What? 156 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:06,280 And don't tell your parents that you are taking out a loan. 157 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:07,960 Goodbye. 158 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:09,520 See you! 159 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,600 Well done, Justyte! This is for your trouble. 160 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:17,560 -Money? -Yes! 161 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:18,640 Go play! 162 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,960 I don't think it's OK to involve kids into this... 163 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,920 What's the difference? Kids are the same kind of people like us, 164 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,640 just with smaller heads and shorter legs. 165 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:30,080 It is still not OK. 166 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:32,320 Zivile, we are doing this for a good cause! 167 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,560 She got some pinecone! 168 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,840 Look, he's coming back! 169 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:38,800 That's not him. 170 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:41,760 Tell him I'm out. 171 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:49,320 -Are you Rekasius's wife? -Not yet. 172 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,760 I am Irmantas from "Loans For Everybody". 173 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:55,120 -We don't need one now. -I've come to collect it. 174 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:58,600 What are "Loans For Children" doing here? Are you borrowing from competitors? 175 00:10:58,760 --> 00:10:59,840 No... 176 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,880 -Where's Julius? -He's out. 177 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,480 Always in the same closet. Julius, are you an idiot? 178 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:11,560 No, I'm not. 179 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,840 Come on, fast, I know you have it. 180 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:25,200 -Don't waste my time, alright? -That's all I have. 181 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:26,480 I've arrived with company. 182 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,400 You better give it to them, Julius... 183 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,680 -What's now? -No idea. 184 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:49,200 Maybe we should go to the church to pray for your father's health. 185 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,000 They no longer let us in there. 186 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:54,440 Oh yes. We've stopped tithing them. 187 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:56,560 Wait a minute... 188 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,880 We gave money to the church when they needed it. 189 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,000 So now the church could give some money to us? 190 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,680 I was going to suggest we nick the money we gave, 191 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,720 but your suggestion is also good! 192 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:14,840 -Amen. -Thank you. 193 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,600 Now! 194 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:22,760 -Glory be to the Father... -Oh, look who's here! 195 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:23,880 Long time no see. 196 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,080 We had no money to tithe, so we didn't show up. 197 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,240 -Have you got some now? -No, we don't. 198 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:31,160 Why are you both at the confession? You can't do that... 199 00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:34,000 We're here not for confession. Listen Priest. 200 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:37,800 If you are not here for confession, nor tithing, you better leave. 201 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:42,240 Priest... father Alvydas, Julius's father is dying. 202 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,440 So what? Do you want me to do the last rites or what? 203 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:47,000 In order for him to get treated, we need money for a bribe. 204 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:50,720 So we thought that we've once given quite a big amount for the church... 205 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:55,560 so now the church could give us some... You would help us a lot. 206 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:59,320 No, my children, it's not how it works. The church needs the money for roof. 207 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,040 That's what we're saying: when the roof needed to be repaired, 208 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:06,280 we gave you money, or when the walls needed redecoration. 209 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,360 Remember Jesus? 210 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:11,280 When wooden Jesus rotted, we bought an expensive plastic one from Poland. 211 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:14,600 Here you go! Do you want our church to have a shitty roof? 212 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:15,680 No! 213 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:20,480 Priest, have mercy on us, you're our last hope. 214 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:22,240 -How much? -Two hundred. 215 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,040 How much?! 216 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:26,320 Do you understand that it's a lot of money? 217 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:30,200 Priest, if we didn't really need, we wouldn't even ask. 218 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:34,320 Okay, and what if the treatment doesn't help, will you bury him in this parish? 219 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,880 -How can you ask that? -Sure. 220 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,440 By all means. 221 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:45,440 Bronele! Where are those lottery tickets you asked me to bless for you? 222 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,080 -Pick one. -But these belong to Bronele. 223 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,160 Pick one, don't waste my time. 224 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,520 Thank you, sister, we will count this as a donation. 225 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:00,920 Tonight Euro Jackpot is on TV. perhaps you'll win. 226 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,280 We would actually prefer it in cash. 227 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:06,240 This jackpot is three million euros, you will fix your father's health, 228 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,080 and pay back all of your debts as well. 3 million should be enough. 229 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,680 Julius, what do you think? 230 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,440 -Could we please have... -No! 231 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,880 Could you at least bless it for good luck the way you do it? 232 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,920 -For the second time? -Yeah. 233 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,760 -Off it goes and amen. -So quick? 234 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,600 Okay, time's up! 235 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:30,600 Let's go. 236 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,120 Sweetie, but if we win something, let's keep it to ourselves. 237 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,200 Why's that? 238 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,320 It's a small village, they'll come running to us. 239 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,040 -Hello, neighbour. -I won't loan you anything! 240 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,280 That was funny! I'm not here for money. 241 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:47,840 -To pay me back? -Neither that. 242 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,160 Let me watch the lottery on TV. 243 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:53,000 Our TV has been confiscated along with the sofa. 244 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:55,880 If we win anything, we'll pay all of our debts back, Benius. 245 00:14:56,120 --> 00:15:00,240 But I was going to watch a documentary on Mao Zedong on History channel. 246 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,760 -They'll show it again later for sure. -No, they won't. 247 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,240 But Benius... 248 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,040 -I can record it though. -Holy shit, we're lucky. 249 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,800 Hello, everyone! With the good warm weather... 250 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,840 The largest amount of money I've ever won was 2 litas... 251 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:25,960 2 euros. 252 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:28,240 No, only in litas, I have never won anything in euros. 253 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,440 But as they say, who doesn't takes risks, never gets to drink... 254 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:32,960 Golden words! 255 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,640 ...and 35. 256 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:37,240 Those were the main numbers. 257 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,560 Now we're going to roll two additional numbers: 258 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,920 2 and 1. 259 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,760 Julius! Julius! 260 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,880 -What's wrong with you? -Julius! 261 00:15:58,560 --> 00:15:59,680 What happened? 262 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,320 Cramps. 263 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,040 -Brain cramps? -Yeah. 264 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,800 -Listen, have you won anything? -What? 265 00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:08,560 -Who? -Who? Who? You. 266 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,640 -Me and Julius? -Certainly not us! 267 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,760 No, we didn't win anything. 268 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:15,000 -Let me throw it away then. -No! 269 00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:18,080 -We're going home. -It's late. 270 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,160 Yeah. 271 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,680 Stay! You never visit us. We'll open a bottle. 272 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,240 Save that bottle. 273 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:26,960 How's Motiejus? 274 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:30,960 I think he's alright, I never know what's inside that kid's head. 275 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,480 Maybe he's a genius? 276 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:36,360 You know, like that scientist in a wheelchair, who's also a genius? 277 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,840 There's nothing inside that head. 278 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,720 The kid can hear it all. Why would you say that? 279 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,880 Not my kid. 280 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,800 Starting it again in front of people? 281 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,280 -Right now? -You said you were leaving? 282 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,200 I almost shat my pants there out of tension. 283 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,720 -You didn't forget the ticket, did you? -You got it. 284 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,440 How come it's with me if I gave it to you? 285 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:59,280 Sweetie, here it is, I'm kidding! 286 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,360 Give it to me. 287 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:03,760 Why? Don't you trust your wi... mistress? 288 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,079 -You're a woman. -What? 289 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,400 -Apologize. -What for? 290 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:12,880 Apologize to me, Julius, or I'll throw it down the well. 291 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 -Have you gone out of your mind? I'm counting to 3, Julius. 292 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,560 -Zivile... -One. 293 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,280 -Stop messing around! -Two... Julius! 294 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:19,960 Are you completely insane? That's 3 million euros! 295 00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:22,920 Three... Millions going down the well. 296 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:30,080 -Has this happened for real? -You should have said sorry! 297 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,080 Keep your voice down! Let's take it out before it's too late. 298 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:34,720 Can you see it at all? 299 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:37,640 -There! It's floating! -Where's the bucket? 300 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,440 Valciunas's wife never leaves it overnight. 301 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:40,520 That's right. 302 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:45,480 Are you crazy? 303 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,760 I'll grab on the chain, this well is not deep, helped digging it myself. 304 00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,760 -Julius, it's cold! -Nonsense. 305 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,240 Here. 306 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:55,960 Bye. 307 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,520 I think it's not the one I helped them dig... 308 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:07,120 -Okay. Have you found the ticket yet? -Yes. 309 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,560 Then I'm letting the chain down. 310 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,320 Are you okay? 311 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,760 You hit me a bit. 312 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:23,120 -I will ask for Valciunas's help, Julius. -Can you toss my clothes? 313 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,320 -The water's cold. -Okay. 314 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,920 And I say: 'Julius, stop being foolish!' 315 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:34,160 And he goes: 'I won't, I'm counting to 3 and then I will throw it.' 316 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,920 And he counted to 3 and threw it in. 317 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,560 And the problem is that, you know, 318 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,200 and when he threw it in, he was holding the ticket, he didn't let go of it, 319 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,040 so he went down the well, too. 320 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,120 Oh, Julius. 321 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,520 Wait! Julius. 322 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,920 Are you okay? 323 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,760 All good now? 324 00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:18,960 -You've scared me. -Thanks. 325 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,160 Stick the ticket quick... 326 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,600 -Where to? -The glass. 327 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,880 -Over there? -My dad used to do that. 328 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:32,360 He would iron and dry bus tickets so he could use them again. 329 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,760 Julius, what are we going to do with so much money? 330 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:41,160 Oh, Zivile, we'll do all kinds of things. First of all, we will need a new roof. 331 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:45,000 I'll ask Valciunas if he's got any leftover slate from his renovation. 332 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,120 We also need to repair our car, 333 00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,680 there's so much we can do now! 334 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:53,880 Julius, but we can now buy everything brand new! 335 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:57,200 -You think so? -Julius, that's 3 million euros! 336 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,280 Julius! 337 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,520 Julius! 338 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,760 We will buy a TV that big! Diagonal this wide! 339 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,160 It will be better than Benius's. 340 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:10,720 -We can change our shower curtains now! -That's right - night and day curtains! 341 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:11,960 And we can dig a pond now! 342 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:15,000 With dolphins in it, we'll have a real dolphinarium. 343 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:19,800 We'll get golden teeth, a time machine. 344 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,160 -Should we hire servants? -No, no need for servants. 345 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:24,960 True, they'll be in our way. 346 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,960 -Are you asleep? -No, I can't. 347 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:32,800 I'm wondering which team should I buy - 348 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,920 Lietuvos Rytas or Zalgiris. 349 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,040 How about we start with smaller purchases? 350 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,560 You're right. 351 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,000 We'll buy Panevezys Lietkabelis. 352 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,360 Julius... 353 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,760 Still can't sleep? 354 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,000 -Shall I get you some valerian? -Nope. 355 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,200 Are you in the mood? 356 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,520 Come here! 357 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,560 Here we meet again... 358 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,920 Just like dreamy ships... 359 00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:35,760 Where do you think 360 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:41,240 raccoons came from to Lithuania? 361 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,480 No idea. 362 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,520 Maybe they were brought in along with the fruit. 363 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,040 Probably. 364 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,960 Guess how many fingers? 365 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:53,920 Four. 366 00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:58,960 Two! 367 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:01,840 You guess now. 368 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:03,880 Three. 369 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,560 Three. 370 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,000 My day's going to be better then. 371 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,680 Do we need to go anywhere today? 372 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:17,760 Mhm. 373 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,760 I'm going to the shop to win back the money. 374 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:25,320 We agreed on this yesterday - you will no longer gamble or borrow money. 375 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,400 True. 376 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:29,360 Hang on - why? 377 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,520 Wait a second. Will the money fit into this? 378 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,680 -Do you have the thermos? -Yep. 379 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,880 No, it won't. Wait a second. 380 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:49,800 Now it will. 381 00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,720 What was that? 382 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,920 The reversing valve does not function properly! 383 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,080 Say it again? 384 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,800 -Or the carburettor is fucked up. -I see! 385 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:19,120 I don't think so, you know, if something's wrong, then you know... 386 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,000 ...something like... 387 00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,560 Hello, we've won 3 million euros so we've come here... 388 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,880 Hang on a minute! What? 389 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,240 She never liked neither one... 390 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,240 How come she did not see it? Of course, she saw it! 391 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,360 There must be something wrong, I'm telling you, maybe they broke up... 392 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,600 -What's going on here? -I don't get it. 393 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,680 -And if they broke up? -Excuse me. 394 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,960 Listen, love, I'll call you back a bit later, okay? 395 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:47,720 I have to work. Okay, take care, love, okay, ciao! See you. 396 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,840 See you soon, ciao! 397 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:53,600 Yes, how can I help? 398 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:59,600 We've won 3 million euros, so we're both here to collect it. 399 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,120 Are you serious? You've won 3 million? 400 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,440 That's fucking awesome! 401 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,360 What are we waiting for?! Let's go to our boss! 402 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,240 Let's go... Quick! 403 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,000 Tea or coffee? 404 00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,480 -How much is the coffee? -It's on us. 405 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:19,720 Three million euros and free coffee in one day! 406 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,600 Lucky streak, isn't it? 407 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:27,160 Madam, if it's free, could you fill this up for us, please? 408 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,320 -Thanks! -What can I do for you, guys? 409 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:34,760 Well... we've won the three million, 410 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,520 and we've come here to collect it! 411 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,560 The thing is that you are not the only winners. 412 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,800 We've just had another family who has also won 413 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,000 and they have collected the prize before your arrival. 414 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,720 That was a joke, guys! 415 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,360 I'm joking! 416 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:02,280 Don't worry, nobody has got your money. That was just a joke. 417 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,640 Three million euros is a lot, huh? 418 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,520 What are you planning on doing with it? 419 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:12,880 We'll get a new roof and fix our car. 420 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,040 We need it badly. 421 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:16,080 Got it. 422 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,560 Show me the ticket. 423 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,680 -Is it valid? -Yes, it is. 424 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,200 And what happened to it? 425 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,640 Don't ask. 426 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,400 We'll need your bank account number, 427 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:36,080 and the money will be transferred within one month. 428 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:39,560 -One month? -Yes, one month. 429 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,360 We don't have a bank account. 430 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,680 We only keep cash at home. 431 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,840 In case crisis hits again or a war breaks out. 432 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,600 I'm about to buy a gun too! 433 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,480 -What do you need a gun for? -For protection. 434 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:56,280 If the enemy soldier comes round and starts doing something to you... 435 00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,120 You know, like I do but with no emotions. 436 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,160 I won't be able to stand quietly and watch. 437 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,080 I will have something to kill myself with. 438 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:05,520 Okay. 439 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:10,000 So the first thing you do is open a bank account. 440 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:14,960 Can't we make a deal? 441 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:19,080 It doesn't work that way. 442 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:23,680 I can only call the bank and ask them to help you out. 443 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,480 Sure, please do. 444 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:33,760 -Are you sure you don't need our help? -Thanks, but no. 445 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,200 What's going on here? 446 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,280 We're collecting grandpa's deposit. 447 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,240 That's how much it's accumulated over the years. 448 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:48,440 Great news. Now you can forget about the heating bills! 449 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:52,160 -We actually burn wood in our home. -Very good! 450 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:57,440 I spent two of my pensions for February's bills alone. 451 00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,080 I'm off to the post office before it closes for lunch. 452 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,200 Good luck! 453 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:02,840 Wait! 454 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,840 -What are you doing?! That's a present. 455 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:09,920 What? 456 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,840 Give it back! 457 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:17,840 -Hurry off to the post office! -Thank you, thank you very much. 458 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,720 Three million euros, Julius! 459 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,320 The man's going through tough times! 460 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,920 Did you know that people have to pay for central heating here in the city? 461 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,000 Are you serious? 462 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,040 Don't tell me you feel bad about helping that man out! 463 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:31,520 If you do, I can chase him and take it back! 464 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,000 No, I feel quite good actually. 465 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,600 Are you a robot? 466 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,160 Holy shit! 467 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,680 -How heavy is the money? -I've never thought about it! 468 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,080 You know how much petrol this car consumes? 469 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,680 -Now it will be even more expensive! -There's some left here. 470 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,040 Keep it! 471 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:56,240 Well, let's go get the TV? 472 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,400 Good day! 473 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,080 I can see it's not bad. What's this? 474 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,240 -Where? -Here. 475 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,520 -I've borrowed some. -Don't try to fool me. 476 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,400 You won that lottery we watched yesterday at my place. 477 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,440 That's right. Almost forgot. 478 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,240 -How much is it? One million? -Are you dumb? 479 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,560 -It's three. -How much do you owe me? Three thousand? 480 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,280 -Stop it! This much? -Okay, two then. 481 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,120 -Here you are. -Julius. 482 00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,200 Things will go bad if anyone finds out you've got rich. 483 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,320 -How much? -One more. 484 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,520 -Do you need help carrying it in? -No. 485 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:44,720 See you. 486 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,120 What's this? I gave you one thousand to keep your mouth shut! 487 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,320 Yeah, so give one to Loreta to keep her mouth shut too. 488 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:55,520 Okay, take one... 489 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,280 Stop it, I don't need it, I'm happy for you guys! 490 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,200 Look, I have an idea! 491 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,520 I give you money, but you have to buy that wheelchair for Motiejus. 492 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,240 You know, the one that the scientist has, 493 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,280 with a keyboard and a computer and a robot voice. 494 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,840 Cause I think that kid has stuff to say. 495 00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,880 But if you don't buy it, you've got to give it back. 496 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:15,280 Of course, Julius, we will buy it. We'll go and get it right away! 497 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,040 Don't you have enough talking at home already?! 498 00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:20,400 -Thank you, Julius! -Stop it, Loreta. 499 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,600 You probably were right, nobody needs to know about this. 500 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,800 -Why do you say that? -Just because. 501 00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,600 If everyone finds out, they will come flying to borrow some. 502 00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:41,320 -For sure. Have you hidden it away? -Yes, I have. 503 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,400 -Cool! -Cool! 504 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,720 See, the coffee hasn't cooled down overnight. 505 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,040 -That's a good thermos! -The one from your grandma? 506 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:12,200 Same one. 507 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,040 What's going on here, Julius? 508 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,160 We're getting a new roof. 509 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:31,040 -I could see it from the church. -Are you serious? 510 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,080 I've told you we don't need a golden one... 511 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:35,520 -Is this one golden?! -Stop it! 512 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,920 -Only decorated with gold! -Where did you get the money from? 513 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,880 Haven't you heard? We've won the lottery with the ticket you gave us. 514 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,960 Oh... yeah... we've borrowed some.. 515 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,760 So that's what my ticket has brought you, huh? 516 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,600 -That was 3 million euros. -So what? 517 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,520 So, according to all the rules and even the Bible, 518 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,840 the prize should be given to the one who gave the ticket. 519 00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,960 -I don't think so. -I've blessed it! 520 00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,840 Sure, cause I've asked you to, and the ticket belonged to Bronele after all. 521 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:03,120 -Everything inside the church is mine! -Maybe we should give him something. 522 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,840 See! Even a woman understands it! 523 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,600 -Maybe not. -Listen, don't provoke the beast in me! 524 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,480 Hey, you two, come over here. 525 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,560 Do you want to make extra cash? I'll give you 50 euros each. 526 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:20,600 Please be so kind escort this rude gentleman out of my yard. 527 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:24,400 But if he blessed the ticket and you actually won millions. 528 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:28,080 Then maybe he really has some of those... powers. 529 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:29,680 Give them more. 530 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:31,640 100 euros. 531 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,320 Our apologies. 532 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,960 You'll be sorry for this, Rekasius! I curse this crappy car of yours! 533 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:40,600 You'll no longer drive it anywhere! You'll pay for this! 534 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,680 I'll talk to God - he won't wait for you to die, 535 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,200 but will drag you to hell! Both of you! 536 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,440 Well done, guys! He's got it! 537 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,600 How about we go celebrate? The new roof. 538 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,720 -To the restaurant. -Wow, Julius! 539 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,000 -But we need to dress up! -Right, let's go! 540 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,000 It's coming now. 541 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:37,240 Well, sooner or later. If not later, then now. 542 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,240 So how are we going to drive to the city now? 543 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,000 Julius! 544 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,960 Aurimas, when are you leaving? 545 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,200 The whole back side still needs work. 546 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,640 -Let's not do it. -We've paid for it already! 547 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,760 True. 548 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,960 Not a problem - you can call a taxi. 549 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:56,640 I've never taken a taxi. 550 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,640 There's nothing special about it, it might be a car crappier than yours. 551 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:03,000 To hell with the taxi then! What would be a better solution? 552 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:07,000 Well, I can give you the number of a guy I hired for my wedding. 553 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:08,200 Is that a better option? 554 00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:10,480 Believe me, dude. 555 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,400 Alright then... last time. 556 00:33:13,480 --> 00:33:15,920 -Five. -Here you go - five. 557 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,200 Do you want to win back? 558 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,720 -Go ahead. What's the number? -Four. 559 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,760 Interesting... 560 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,560 -Look, there's a fridge. -A fridge in the car? 561 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,440 What are these? 562 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,520 For children maybe? 563 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:09,000 -Who can drink this little? -Probably the rich guys. Like us! 564 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:13,960 I like it. 565 00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:24,440 There are people from TV, look! 566 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,000 And the radio! 567 00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,480 Behave like a gentlewoman! 568 00:34:28,719 --> 00:34:31,120 Hello, have you made a reservation? 569 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:35,679 Good day, sir, me and my lovely mistress would like to have 570 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,760 a nice meal together at this great establishment of yours. 571 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:42,480 Have you made a reservation? All the tables are taken. 572 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,199 Holy shit! So, what should we do then? 573 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:50,080 I could book you for Tuesday. 574 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,679 We'll starve to death till Tuesday! 575 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,880 -Have a good evening! -Julius, let's go somewhere else. 576 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,560 Zivile, hang on, love... 577 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:06,640 Excuse me, please! 578 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,320 Keep your eyes on me! 579 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:09,760 The man in green glasses! 580 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,440 I award 1000 euros to the person who gives me their table! 581 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,640 The first one was this man from the radio and television! 582 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,680 -Nine hundred! -Eight! 583 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,440 -Five! -Three! 584 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,880 Three hundred one. Three hundred two! 585 00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:24,960 Eighty seven! 586 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,600 What's wrong? We've eaten already. 587 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,440 And this exactly covers our bill. 588 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,280 It's expensive here! 589 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,120 Okay, leave the bill, and get out! 590 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:41,520 This makes no sense to me. 591 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,280 What's the most expensive thing you've got? 592 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,880 That would be fresh oysters. 593 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,080 Then bring it to us. 594 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,680 -Do you have potato-meat dumplings? -No, I'm afraid we don't. 595 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:53,800 -Okay, then. -Hang on, Zivile... 596 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,760 -Do you have potatoes in the kitchen? -Yes, sure. 597 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,760 -Do you have meat? -Absolutely. 598 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,400 Okay then. 599 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:12,480 If you found yourself on a deserted island 600 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,560 with someone famous, 601 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,120 and in order to survive you'd have to eat them, 602 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,400 who would you choose? 603 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,920 -Someone famous? -Yeah. 604 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,120 I would need someone healthy and muscular. 605 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,160 -I think I'd choose Ruta Meilutyte. -What a choice! 606 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,520 -What are they doing? -Nothing. 607 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,560 -Waiting for their food. -Take pictures. 608 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,320 But there's nothing discrediting in this. 609 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,200 I am the one to judge what's discrediting and what's not. 610 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:48,560 Okay, Vygantas? I am paying you for pictures and not for talking back! 611 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,560 Paying me? You've said you were going to forgive my sins. 612 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,640 Potato potahto... Same thing! Just keep taking those pics! 613 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,840 What took you so long? Slaughtered a pig or what? 614 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,280 Don't mind him - he's a beast when hungry. 615 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,160 -How are your dumplings? -Very good. 616 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:20,640 I don't like this that much. 617 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:24,880 Sir! 618 00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,440 Would you like to swap your steak with these seashells? 619 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,920 -Oysters. -Oysters. 620 00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:32,240 Not really. 621 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:33,520 I'll give you 200 euros. 622 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:41,960 In your opinion, 623 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,800 is there any problem in the world that the money can't solve? 624 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,960 Fire perhaps? 625 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,160 You're damn right. 626 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,960 Is that common here or are they out of their minds? 627 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:15,000 -Maybe they sell it as fertilizer? -Where? 628 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,960 At the shit station! 629 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,600 End of the world. 630 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,040 -How did we come here? -A limo. 631 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,800 -And where is it now? -How do I know? 632 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,280 Where are we going to stay, Julius? 633 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,680 With relatives. 634 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,920 They're in the UK! What are you talking about? 635 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:40,480 -Well, we can try a hotel. -Where? 636 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,040 -Hang on, stay here! -What? 637 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:57,080 -You almost forgot it, didn't you? -What's that? 638 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,760 -You almost forgot the bag, didn't you? -Perhaps. 639 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,720 Julius! Come on... 640 00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,680 304. Super deluxe room. 641 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,920 And once again apologies that the presidential suite is taken. 642 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,400 Is there no way to make the President leave? 643 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:20,600 Which country is he from? 644 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,720 I'm afraid, I cannot give this information away. 645 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,080 But since it's a first time for us, it will do. 646 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:29,760 Will do... If you need anything and I mean anything at all 647 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,960 just let me know and I will do my best to assist you. 648 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,560 -Thank you. -Do you need a wake-up call? 649 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:36,920 Say it again? 650 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:41,520 We can wake you up at a certain time you tell us by giving you a call. 651 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,400 -No need... -Zivile, go to the room. 652 00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:45,520 -I'll be with you shortly. -Why? 653 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,000 Go on, I'll come soon. 654 00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,320 Goodbye. 655 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,400 -Go! -Have a good rest! 656 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,960 -You've said you could organize anything? -That's right. 657 00:39:58,040 --> 00:39:59,120 Then hear me out. 658 00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,640 Holy shit... 659 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,480 That's like 5 acres... 660 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,320 Let's go take a bath. 661 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,480 -Together in one bowl? -Yes. 662 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:15,800 Let's go then. 663 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:23,160 Here we meet again... 664 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,880 Just like dreamy ships... 665 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:30,400 The sand clock is left behind 666 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,000 Like a toy by the sea... 667 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,280 Love played with my heart 668 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,720 Like the kids on the shore... 669 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:42,960 Call the name of love... 670 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:44,920 Come back again... 671 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:46,440 And this time embrace me 672 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:50,040 I loved you, didn't I? 673 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:54,240 If the ship of love's on the other shore 674 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:55,680 Holy shit! 675 00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:59,520 -Thank you. -That's nothing! 676 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,440 You have no idea what we're going to do today! 677 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,800 -What exactly? -Everything! 678 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,480 Wait - I can't see! 679 00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:13,920 When the old love returns 680 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,720 there won't be any more doubts - dreamy ships will fly! 681 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,320 Do you think this robe is a gift? 682 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:20,720 I don't know. 683 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:05,680 Shall we keep these? 684 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,320 Sweetie, they won't be helpful in the rain with an umbrella in hand. 685 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:09,520 True thing. 686 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:21,000 -What kind of smell is that? -That's what a new car smells like. 687 00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,200 -It fades away with time. -How weird! 688 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,120 I've never smelled anything like that before... 689 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,200 -How do you make it stop? -With a pedal. 690 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:31,560 I know, but there are only two pedals down there - gas and clutch! 691 00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,320 I haven't even changed any gears - how it is moving at all?! 692 00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:34,680 That's automatic transmission. 693 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,080 Julius, you should stop now - there's a car! 694 00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:37,680 I do want to stop, but how do you break? 695 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,640 -The other pedal is the break! -Julius! 696 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:41,480 -What a dumb shop assistant you are! -That's a clutch. 697 00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:43,160 -Hit the break pedal! -Julius! 698 00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:44,280 -Stop shouting! -Julius! 699 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:45,760 Hit the break pedal. Now! 700 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:51,280 We won't be buying it. 701 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,120 We need a car with breaks. Am I right? 702 00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,440 Dickhead! Get out of the car! 703 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,360 -Watch out... -Get out of the car! 704 00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,440 Get out! 705 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,640 Look who's here! Rekasius Julius! 706 00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,720 -Good day Domantas! -Good day to you too! 707 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,800 Look, babe, see who's just rear ended us? 708 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,600 -Baboon, where did you get this car from? -It's not mine. 709 00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:13,520 Of course it's not yours, you broke cockroach, no way you bum could afford it! 710 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:16,840 -Do you know him? -My classmate, Domantas! 711 00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:19,120 -The bully? -Same one. 712 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,840 Wanna remember the good old days, or what? 713 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,720 And this is... Sandra 714 00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,280 -Hey. The one you had a crush on? 715 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,200 Zivile, can you be quiet while men are talking? 716 00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:31,400 -So, Julius, what are we going to do? -How much was your sky blue one? 717 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,520 What difference does it make? 718 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,880 Can you answer properly, or are you too dumb? 719 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:38,640 I'm not dumb. 720 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:42,200 Fifty thousand. No, not fifty - sixty thousand. 721 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,120 Here's fifty for you - are we done now? 722 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:49,840 And here - pick up yourself. 723 00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:51,920 Let's go, Zivile! 724 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,760 Look, the front is completely smashed on that one, and this one's as good as new! 725 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,600 -OK, but what the hell? -Oh, you're right. 726 00:45:58,320 --> 00:45:59,760 Here's some for you - hope you're satisfied. 727 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,720 Julius, how are you? Still in the same place? 728 00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,800 I could drop by some time. 729 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,040 Yeah, still there. 730 00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:10,120 But the roof's now golden. 731 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:13,400 We're both actually under that roof. 732 00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,680 -Julius, shall we go home? -Yeah, let's go. 733 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:21,520 By the way, the AC needs refilling... 734 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,720 Two pedals again! 735 00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,640 So... shall we get a taxi or what? 736 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,040 To hell with you. 737 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,920 Women, right? 738 00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,280 Now we're talking! 739 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,960 The leather needs replacing, light colour's useless. 740 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:53,240 Which one would you like - snake or crocodile? 741 00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:58,560 What's wrong? 742 00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:00,240 Nothing. 743 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,000 Alright then. 744 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,960 Is it one of those times when you say that nothing's wrong, 745 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,440 when something is actually wrong? 746 00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,240 -Surely so! -That's why I'm asking! 747 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,200 As if you can't figure it out yourself. 748 00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,280 I didn't manage to learn the multiplication table - 749 00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,280 and you expect me to understand a woman! 750 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,120 Well definitely come visit... 751 00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,360 Still in the same place, 752 00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:26,680 only the roof's golden now! 753 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,760 Stop it! 754 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,040 I only wanted to show off, that's it. 755 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:33,920 There's no way she's coming. 756 00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:36,480 You know what, Julius, fuck you! 757 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,360 You've changed. 758 00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,840 How could you talk to the shop assistant like that? 759 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,120 And to Domantas? 760 00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,520 You should have seen how Domantas used to treat me at school. 761 00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,000 Then you'd get me. 762 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,760 -Guess how many. -None. 763 00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:01,960 As you wish. 764 00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:24,000 Good day, Rekasius, I've come to collect my money. 765 00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,720 -What's up? -Someone's spilled the beans. 766 00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:30,040 The priest during the mass. Shall I come in? 767 00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:32,240 -Are you here by yourself? -Not exactly. 768 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,680 I told you we needed a gun. 769 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:47,040 Give us a second to get changed, and we'll see you one by one! 770 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:51,120 Here you go. 771 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:53,400 Finally. 772 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,240 -You aren't even dead yet! -Julius! 773 00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:57,320 She promised to! 774 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,080 This is for waiting. 775 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,960 The interest, huh? 776 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,800 Well, good luck to you! 777 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,880 What are you here for? We gave you all the money back! 778 00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,480 -No, not that. A compensation. -For what? 779 00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:17,920 You got the golden roof it reflected the sun and my shed got burned down. 780 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,040 Your shed is miles away! 781 00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:21,840 It's visible from the roof though! 782 00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:24,440 I need six or seven thousand. 783 00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,280 -Discussion time! -He's pulling your leg! 784 00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,920 You're pulling my leg! You are a known thug in the village. 785 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,120 Come, I'll show you. 786 00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,640 Benius, you're always burning that shed down yourself 787 00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:36,240 and then looking for someone to blame! 788 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:37,920 You won't get away with it this time! 789 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,400 Have you bought the speaking wheelchair to Motiejus? 790 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,040 See it yourself. 791 00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:57,360 What is she doing here? 792 00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,080 Are you from our village? 793 00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:01,720 I come from the city. 794 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:03,520 I can show you around if you wish. 795 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,320 Get off Sandra, Benius. 796 00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:08,800 Sandra, what a beautiful name. I'm Benius. 797 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,080 The millionaire of the village. 798 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:17,680 Do I owe you anything, too? 799 00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,000 No, it's me who owes you an apology. 800 00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:25,400 For all those times I laughed at you when you were bullied by Domantas. 801 00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,080 Stop it... I've forgotten it by now. 802 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,880 I've been feeling real crappy ever since. 803 00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:33,560 You live nicely here. 804 00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:36,120 In the nature, I bet everything's organic here. 805 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,840 That's right. 806 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:40,040 Organic and... 807 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,720 fresh air. 808 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:45,800 Here's my phone, my number. 809 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:48,720 If you feel like coffee or something. 810 00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:50,040 When you're in the city... 811 00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:02,760 How's my brother doing? 812 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:04,200 Hello to you too. 813 00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:09,040 How are you doing? How are you, Zivile? 814 00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:12,960 How does ex-girlfriends of your man giving him their numbers make you feel? 815 00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,400 Here it is - you can take it. 816 00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:18,280 Thanks a lot. 817 00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,960 So... congratulations on the big win! 818 00:51:22,240 --> 00:51:24,040 You might as well say happy belated birthday. 819 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,920 -What's that? -Nevermind. 820 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,760 Listen, Julius, instead of giving dough away to the villagers - 821 00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,200 make an investment. Make it double. 822 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,920 Tomorrow we're having start-up pitches in our hub. 823 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:35,200 What? 824 00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:36,680 What's that? 825 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:38,760 I'll come tomorrow morning. 826 00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:41,480 I'll scare these poor bastards away for you. 827 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,320 Hey you, knight rider, shall we roll? 828 00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,160 No, leave Motiejus alone. 829 00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:47,960 Alright then, I'll make those waiting outside go away. 830 00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,040 Okay, team, that's about it - buzz off. 831 00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:52,720 All of you move! 832 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:55,160 Where do you think you're going? Move! 833 00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,520 Keep moving! 834 00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,400 Give it to me! 835 00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,120 Keep moving! 836 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:05,400 Keep moving or I'll show you! 837 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:10,120 Hey Motiejus! Hello! 838 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,760 Do you like your new wheelchair? 839 00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:21,520 Piece of shit! 840 00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:23,360 Why's that? 841 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,680 I'm telling you - it's a piece of shit. 842 00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,760 There were proper ones with decent tires, 843 00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,040 but for some reason they got me this crap! 844 00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,440 You know, I liked him better quiet. 845 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,000 What the did you just say? 846 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,520 Does the wheelchair bleep cuss words, too? 847 00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,800 It's not your ing business what it bleeps. 848 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,040 I don't feel comfortable. 849 00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:51,600 Both of you. 850 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:24,960 Hey hey hey a big welcome to all the sharks! 851 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:31,000 Does anybody of you know how many calories you burn every day? 852 00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:32,520 Get down to business. 853 00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,160 Our idea - a smart watch. 854 00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,880 -What's that? -Smart watch. 855 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,840 Smart watches are not trending anymore! 856 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,200 But the battery lasts longer than a day. 857 00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,560 Wow! Interesting. I'm in. 858 00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,080 What about you? 859 00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:50,360 -Julius? -What does it do? 860 00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:54,760 It shows notifications of incoming mail, 861 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,840 counts your steps... 862 00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:58,280 Does it show time? 863 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,240 -We'll make it show time. -Not interested. 864 00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:09,080 Julius, this is a smart watch that lasts longer than a day! 865 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,960 Here you are! Bet on it. 866 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:12,480 Just don't get me involved. 867 00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,040 Okay, we're investing in you guys! 868 00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,160 Folks, don't make us change our minds! 869 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,840 I had better returned all my debts yesterday. 870 00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,400 -Say it again? -Nevermind. 871 00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,120 Okay, do we have anybody else waiting? 872 00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:32,880 Hello. 873 00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:34,720 Tell us. 874 00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:38,000 Next to my village there is a sand quarry which is now on sale. 875 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,240 What? 876 00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:43,200 I take walks around there and keep finding these things. 877 00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:46,600 -I think it is... -What the hell are you talking about? 878 00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:48,360 Quarry... 879 00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,760 Career is made through bed, not through quarries. 880 00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:53,040 Hang on. Continue! 881 00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:57,240 I've come here to invest! 882 00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:00,880 Keep talking, it's very interesting, I was raised next to quarries, as well. 883 00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,640 What's up? Have you invested in that nonsense? 884 00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:10,440 Yes, I have. Let's go home! 885 00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:12,880 Gotta celebrate first! Or, simply put, have some rest. 886 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,800 I can't. Zivile must be worried by now. 887 00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,360 Zivile's chilling with Natalija. 888 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:19,440 Let's go! 889 00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:20,760 Come on! 890 00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:26,720 -Are they eating me now? -No, only the dead tissues. 891 00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:30,360 And then they eat other women? 892 00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:32,760 Are you kidding? This is a respectable spa! 893 00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:33,840 They throw them away. 894 00:55:34,720 --> 00:55:37,720 In that case I'd like to take them with me if possible. 895 00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:38,880 What for? 896 00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:40,640 My cat. 897 00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:43,680 Okay, then, we'll ask about that. 898 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,480 Have you ever driven a car like this? 899 00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:49,280 No, and I don't know if I should. 900 00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:51,080 I actually promised Zivile we'd go back home together. 901 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:53,040 Don't worry, they'll take her home. 902 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:57,040 Julius, you don't get to invest every day, or to spend some time with your brother. 903 00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,760 Besides, I've got you a surprise! Do you want me to call it off? 904 00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,320 Let's go! 905 00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:08,280 How much gas does it need outside the city? 906 00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:10,440 -What?! -I'm asking how much gas... 907 00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:19,760 Not a bad surprise after all. 908 00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:23,520 -This is not the surprise yet. -No? What else have you got? 909 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:50,360 Won't Natalija find out? 910 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:52,200 How? 911 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:55,640 -Are you going to tell her? -No. 912 00:56:58,600 --> 00:56:59,600 I should probably go now. 913 00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:02,120 Oh! Here comes your surprise. 914 00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:06,640 -Hi! -Hello. 915 00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:08,160 Here we are! 916 00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:12,680 -How are you doing? -I'm okay... 917 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:16,000 I need to check how my father's doing. 918 00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,040 Who? 919 00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:19,960 Dad! 920 00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:21,040 What's wrong with you? 921 00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:25,080 Dad's dying! It almost slipped my mind - we've got to go! 922 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:26,840 You shouldn't joke about such things. 923 00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:46,680 What do you do for a living? 924 00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:11,200 Who's getting the house now? 925 00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:15,400 Dad's dead, and all you can think about is who's getting the house? 926 00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:19,680 You're rich now. Why would you need it? 927 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:24,400 He asked to be buried in the front yard along with mom. 928 00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,560 Mom's buried in the front yard? We went to the cemetery, didn't we? 929 00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:28,960 You don't want to know... 930 00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:33,720 Alright then - front yard it is. Bu we can't just put him there like that. 931 00:58:33,800 --> 00:58:38,400 -There's got to be some ceremony. -We can do it tomorrow morning. 932 00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:40,840 After a good night's rest - around ten or so. 933 00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:43,520 I'll call everyone, and you get a hold of the grave-diggers. 934 00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:44,880 Okay. 935 00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:15,400 Sorry I didn't call. 936 00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:21,440 And for not answering my phone... 937 00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:29,280 What happened? 938 00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:33,160 Dad! 939 00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:56,160 Where have you been? 940 00:59:56,760 --> 01:00:00,360 We were supposed to lay dad down into the coffin together. 941 01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:01,920 Are the grave-diggers coming? 942 01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:04,240 Damn... 943 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:06,360 Didn't you say you were getting a hold of them? 944 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:09,600 Have some sense of decency and stop arguing at the funeral at least! 945 01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:31,120 Look, I told you this burial was illegal! 946 01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:33,800 -What's going on? -Hang on, I'll take care of this. 947 01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:36,480 We're burying dad where he wanted to be buried. 948 01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:39,240 You can't. This is against the laws of church and... 949 01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:41,360 ...and against the law of the Republic of Lithuania. 950 01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:43,320 Can't we bury our own father in our own yard?! 951 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:45,560 -No, you can't. -Efka, how are we going about this? 952 01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:48,000 -How? -We're confiscating the evidence. 953 01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:50,360 -Come on, Gedutis, grab the coffin! -Grab the coffin. 954 01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:52,360 Hey, get away from my father, you midget! 955 01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:56,520 -Are you obstructing a police officer? -Look, perhaps we can make a deal? 956 01:00:57,960 --> 01:00:59,240 That was a warning shot! 957 01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:01,800 Try to bribe an officer again, and I will shoot your leg! 958 01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:03,760 I won't be bribing anyone, okay? 959 01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:11,640 Wait! 960 01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:13,880 That's heavy... 961 01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:33,520 There's something else, something special. 962 01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:13,160 What was that? 963 01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:16,960 The police have confiscated the body of Rekasius senior. 964 01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:19,960 And Zivile has dumped Julius. 965 01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:21,040 What? 966 01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,720 I'm saying everything's fucked up. 967 01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:25,800 I see! 968 01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:49,840 Rain's coming. Let's put the money away. 969 01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,880 Come on, Julius, it will get drenched! 970 01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:14,960 What a day... 971 01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:20,440 But just think about it: you've got a car, and the money, 972 01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:22,360 and you're healthy... 973 01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:25,760 -Take me to a hotel. -No way. 974 01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:27,360 You're staying with us. 975 01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:30,080 You might harm yourself at a hotel... 976 01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:31,600 How? 977 01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:35,440 Something Lithuanian men tend to do when they are in trouble. 978 01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:37,120 Get drunk? 979 01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:41,600 I had another thing in mind, but this sounds also plausible. 980 01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:45,440 -Let's go clubbing. -Where? 981 01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:48,080 -What kind of club is open a night? -A night club. 982 01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:51,720 -Haven't you been to a night club before? -No, I haven't. 983 01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:54,360 And don't want to. 984 01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:57,920 Well you're not the one who's driving, so... 985 01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:07,560 Twelve 'Problem Solvers' for me! 986 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:24,360 Are you crazy? 987 01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,480 We'll have six each and our problems will fade away. 988 01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:28,800 No, they won't. 989 01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:31,640 I've lived in the village long enough to know that alcohol solves nothing. 990 01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:34,240 -Do you respect me? -Don't even start. 991 01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:36,440 -Don't you respect your brother? -I'm asking you! 992 01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,280 You respect me or not? 993 01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:38,600 Well, thanks for a nice night! 994 01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:42,240 -Yours ain't over. -Neither is yours. 995 01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:45,680 -What do you mean? -You'll see. 996 01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:49,320 Laimis, wait! Hey, wait! 997 01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:50,480 Laimis! 998 01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:53,320 What do you mean it's not over yet? What else have you come up with? 999 01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:56,160 Brother, go lay down a bit. I don't have my pants on already. 1000 01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:58,240 Oh, already... 1001 01:05:58,320 --> 01:05:59,320 That was quick. 1002 01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:15,640 Howdy! 1003 01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:19,400 -Who made you so handsome? -Has Laimis called you in here? 1004 01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:22,320 -Do you take me for a call girl or what? -You tell me. 1005 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:24,560 -May I come in? -No. 1006 01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:32,720 -Wow, it's so cool in here. -Sandra, perhaps you should... 1007 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:35,000 Come here. I can't hear you, come sit down. 1008 01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:36,160 I said perhaps you should go! 1009 01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:39,000 Don't wake up the neighbours, come here and talk to me, 1010 01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:40,440 or are you afraid of me? 1011 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,880 -Well? -Take a seat. 1012 01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:51,720 What do you want to do? 1013 01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:53,560 We can play. 1014 01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:58,360 Nice! I like playing games. 1015 01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:03,800 -Guess how many fingers? -What? 1016 01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:05,880 Guess how many fingers! 1017 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:11,000 You'll throw the number I'll say, or won't throw it. 1018 01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:12,920 It's kinda illogical. 1019 01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:16,960 -Don't play it then. -I know a better game. 1020 01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:57,560 Thanks, Mantas! 1021 01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:33,120 When did my brother leave? 1022 01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:36,120 I don't know, been here since 8 AM, but can check. 1023 01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:39,479 Do you have those... what's the name... the thing that records things? 1024 01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:40,720 -Cameras? -Cameras. 1025 01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:43,920 -Sure. Do you have one in the car park? -Yeah, there's one, why? 1026 01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:46,680 My car has disappeared. With all the money in it. 1027 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:49,960 -You're joking. You mean that SUV? -Yes. 1028 01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:53,279 Okay, let's see. 1029 01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:59,279 Okay, this is ...when you arrive, right? 1030 01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:00,600 What's that? 1031 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,000 What on earth... 1032 01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:05,279 Let's go outside take a look. 1033 01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:12,800 No comments... 1034 01:09:15,319 --> 01:09:18,040 -Shall we call the police? -What's the point? 1035 01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:20,640 You better take that hat off for me. 1036 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:24,479 I'll be going home on foot now - I want to keep my ears warm. 1037 01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:34,160 -What's this? -This is for a taxi. 1038 01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:36,600 Are you serious? 1039 01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:41,439 Sure. Last time you gave me a generous tip 1040 01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:44,640 so calling a taxi for you now is the least I can do. 1041 01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:02,320 When it hits 20 euros, can you stop, please? 1042 01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:05,120 Don't worry, I'll take you wherever needed. 1043 01:10:06,600 --> 01:10:09,280 I bought this car with the money you gave me. 1044 01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:11,240 Now I can make extra money on top of my pension. 1045 01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:17,800 Listen, can you stop here? 1046 01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:36,120 -You! -What? 1047 01:10:36,200 --> 01:10:38,080 -Don't what me! You stole the money! -Are you dumb? 1048 01:10:38,160 --> 01:10:40,920 -These are people's donations! -I'm talking about my money! 1049 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:44,520 -What?! Has somebody stolen my money? -It's mine, not yours! 1050 01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:46,600 -Did you take it? -Are you crazy, Julius? 1051 01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:49,680 What are you doing here in church? Grabbing me is same as grabbing Jesus! 1052 01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:53,120 -Jesus would never do what you've done! -Perhaps I make mistakes sometimes. 1053 01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:55,920 I'm not completely saint, but I'd never steal anything. 1054 01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:57,000 Don't fuck... 1055 01:10:57,920 --> 01:10:59,840 Don't mess with me, fucker! 1056 01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:02,280 I swear, Julius. 1057 01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:05,200 Yes, I wanted that money, 1058 01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:09,800 I still think it belongs to me, but I haven't stolen it. 1059 01:11:11,440 --> 01:11:14,840 Could it be... Laimis. Your brother? 1060 01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:18,640 You should let go of me now and go talk to him. 1061 01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:21,600 Stop caressing me. 1062 01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:27,720 -Why did you put make up on your eye? -That's a bruise. 1063 01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:28,960 Bruises appear under the eye. 1064 01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:30,560 They can appear on the eye if you get hit in the eyebrow. 1065 01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:33,280 -Nonsense. -Look for yourself! 1066 01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:35,880 This is for my father! 1067 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,360 -Where did they take him? -To the district's police station. 1068 01:11:38,440 --> 01:11:41,600 -I'll borrow your casket! -It's called catafalque. 1069 01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:42,680 Casket. 1070 01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:45,360 Don't worry, you'll live! 1071 01:11:49,160 --> 01:11:50,160 What? 1072 01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:53,440 Nothing, father. God bless! 1073 01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:56,160 What was that? 1074 01:11:56,800 --> 01:12:01,920 Rekasius got furious and hit our priest! 1075 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:05,800 -What? -Julius smashed the fuck of Alvydas! 1076 01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:26,160 Good afternoon! 1077 01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:28,200 Hello. 1078 01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:30,280 If you've come here to complain about the black eye, 1079 01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:31,920 I recommend you don't bother... 1080 01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:34,960 What? I'm here about my father. 1081 01:12:35,480 --> 01:12:37,520 Are you the one who tried burying a body in the yard? 1082 01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:39,040 Same one. 1083 01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:41,680 Have you made peace with the priest? 1084 01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:45,000 Yes, I have. 1085 01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:47,280 It's good you're here then, because the body smells badly. 1086 01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:50,280 We wrapped it in cellophane, but it still smells pretty bad. 1087 01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:52,600 Can I take him now? 1088 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:54,560 Sure, let's go. 1089 01:13:26,040 --> 01:13:27,040 Boo! 1090 01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:29,840 -Where's the money? -What? 1091 01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:31,000 Where's my car and money? 1092 01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:32,680 Julius, get off me, this is a Burberry coat. 1093 01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:35,600 -You stole my car with money! -What do you mean? Your car got stolen? 1094 01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:37,160 -When? How? -Outside the hotel. 1095 01:13:37,240 --> 01:13:38,240 Why would I do that? 1096 01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:39,600 You've only showed up when you've learned about my money! 1097 01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:41,120 How did you find out about it at all? 1098 01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:43,560 Vytas from the lottery - Vytas, a friend of mine, 1099 01:13:43,640 --> 01:13:46,080 called to congratulate on my brother's big win! 1100 01:13:46,240 --> 01:13:48,760 -Perhaps it was your priest! -Already visited him! 1101 01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:49,840 Is it then... 1102 01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:52,880 -Sandra? -Why would she do that? 1103 01:13:52,960 --> 01:13:54,840 -You slept together last night. -No, we didn't! 1104 01:13:54,920 --> 01:13:56,960 Sorry. What happened? 1105 01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:10,560 Go home. 1106 01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:12,360 -Are you serious? -I am. 1107 01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:14,080 Don't you want to appreciate these?! 1108 01:14:15,320 --> 01:14:18,600 Sandra, are you stupid, or what? Should I spell it out for you? 1109 01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:20,400 -Go ahead. -Get the fuck out of here! 1110 01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:25,800 I won't let any sucker talk to me like this! 1111 01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:30,520 -You broke my hand! -Get out of here, shoo shoo! 1112 01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:35,880 Open up! Open the door, Julius! 1113 01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:38,240 Open up. 1114 01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:42,680 -This is how it went... -Yeah, I heard shouting yesterday. 1115 01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:43,760 Call her. 1116 01:14:44,680 --> 01:14:47,480 You know, she couldn't have stolen the car. 1117 01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:49,920 -She's too dumb. -What about Domantas? 1118 01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:51,200 Maybe... 1119 01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:54,520 Julius, could you...? My kidney's about to fail. 1120 01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:55,600 Forgive me, brother. 1121 01:14:57,120 --> 01:14:58,120 Thanks. 1122 01:14:59,960 --> 01:15:00,960 Go get a shovel. 1123 01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:07,320 Julius, come on, let's go, I've got something to show you. 1124 01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:08,560 I want to talk to Zivile. 1125 01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:19,920 -Shit. The whole house is confiscated. -Is it because of the debt? 1126 01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:24,800 Where the fuck did you come from? Do you know where Zivile is? 1127 01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:27,600 How should I know? 1128 01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:29,800 What's wrong with him? 1129 01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:33,440 I'm here just to see the expression on your face 1130 01:15:33,520 --> 01:15:35,520 when you find out you're homeless. 1131 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:39,480 You know, I've had enough of you, you ungrateful piece of shit. 1132 01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:41,480 Don't talk to him like that, he's disabled after all. 1133 01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:42,960 You're disabled yourself. 1134 01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:44,960 Is he untouchable like a sacred cow or what? 1135 01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:46,800 I would kick his ass, but he'd probably feel nothing! 1136 01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:50,080 If I'd known you were such a fucker, I wouldn't have given you this wheelchair! 1137 01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:53,240 I'll break your equipment if you don't tell me where Zivile is! 1138 01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:57,120 Zivile's at her mom's. 1139 01:15:58,480 --> 01:16:01,240 Julius, wait! How long will you be spoiling my surprise! 1140 01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:03,760 -I've had enough of your surprises! -This one's real good! 1141 01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,040 -Julius! -What? 1142 01:16:06,120 --> 01:16:10,600 -Sorry for being such a... -Alright, you're forgiven. 1143 01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:21,120 -Can you ask Zivile to step outside? -She doesn't want to see you. 1144 01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:22,680 But I've come to apologize. 1145 01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:25,560 You should have thought about it before sleeping with hookers. 1146 01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:27,000 I never slept with hookers! 1147 01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:30,960 There's nothing I can do. She's not here. 1148 01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:33,480 -When is she back? -I don't know. 1149 01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:34,920 Later. 1150 01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:44,800 Hello! 1151 01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:48,240 Laimis gave me your phone... your phone number. 1152 01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:50,840 How dare you call me after what you did yesterday?! 1153 01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:53,000 I should have known you haven't changed since school. 1154 01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:56,280 I'm calling to apologize. I've been a real bitch, and I'm sorry. 1155 01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:59,080 -Where's my car? -What car? 1156 01:17:00,080 --> 01:17:02,000 Aren't you confusing me with someone? 1157 01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:03,480 Where's my car? 1158 01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:04,800 And cash! 1159 01:17:05,240 --> 01:17:08,160 -And cash? -Have you lost your cash? 1160 01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:12,200 -Stop messing with me! -Someone's stolen your cash? 1161 01:17:12,480 --> 01:17:13,920 Yes! Are you deaf too? 1162 01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:19,960 So are you back to being bum like in school? Ciao! 1163 01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:25,040 -I don't think that was her. -Who then? 1164 01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:27,160 Anybody. 1165 01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:30,120 Julius, you know each other well here in the village. 1166 01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:32,040 It's different out there in the city. 1167 01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:34,720 It's full of thieves and bastards. 1168 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:37,080 We won't find out. Let's go, we're late! 1169 01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:42,480 Do you have any idea where you are? 1170 01:17:42,560 --> 01:17:45,240 If you pop Sandra in front of my eyes, I'll punch you in the face! 1171 01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:48,800 Okay, Julius. 1172 01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:52,760 Stand here and don't move. 1173 01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:05,880 -I am sorry. -Tell her what for! 1174 01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:09,840 For the fact that the money changed me and for being an asshole 1175 01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:13,000 I'm bad with money. 1176 01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:16,200 And you know, Zivile, they brought nothing good. 1177 01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:20,920 Although when we gave money to that man the other day, remember? 1178 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:22,840 That made me feel good. 1179 01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:27,760 Now everything's returning back to square one 1180 01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:29,760 because the car and the money got nicked. 1181 01:18:32,160 --> 01:18:35,120 And it's a good thing, I don't regret it. 1182 01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:39,480 So what that we had hard times before the big win? 1183 01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:42,520 At least we went through them... together. 1184 01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:46,800 And I did nothing with Sandra! It's all Laimis's fault! Tell her! 1185 01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:49,320 I know. Natalija told me everything. 1186 01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:50,880 Does she speak? 1187 01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:52,840 She texts more... 1188 01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:56,400 Do you believe me? 1189 01:18:58,720 --> 01:18:59,840 I do. 1190 01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:10,120 I want you to stop being my mistress 1191 01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:12,560 and I want you to become my wife forever. 1192 01:19:12,680 --> 01:19:15,680 -Will you? -I will. 1193 01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:21,560 Fits like a glove! 1194 01:19:29,280 --> 01:19:30,520 And why are we here? 1195 01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:33,960 Julius and the other guy have bought this sand quarry. 1196 01:19:34,040 --> 01:19:39,720 And tons of years ago right here an iron-nickel meteorite landed, 1197 01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:42,080 which exploded into many pieces. 1198 01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:45,880 You know... but now these pieces are in demand by some internet freaks. 1199 01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:50,440 Take a look a small shit like this 1200 01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:51,880 is worth 60 euros! 1201 01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:53,560 And here are thousands of them! 1202 01:19:53,680 --> 01:19:56,200 And a 35 ton fucker below us! 1203 01:19:56,280 --> 01:19:57,280 Holy shit! 1204 01:19:57,640 --> 01:20:00,600 A great investment after all! 1205 01:20:00,680 --> 01:20:02,520 Congratulations - you're no longer poor! 1206 01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:06,080 -What is this key for? -Dad's house. 1207 01:20:06,920 --> 01:20:08,840 You need it more now. 1208 01:20:15,840 --> 01:20:18,800 -Julius, why are you wearing Benius's hat? -What's that? 1209 01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:21,920 That's the hat we gave Benius for his birthday. 1210 01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:23,000 Here... 1211 01:20:23,080 --> 01:20:24,360 Happy 50th birthday Benlus! From Rekasius 1212 01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:28,640 Did anything happen? 1213 01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:32,480 No, nothing important. 1214 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:40,160 I, Julius Rekasius, take you, Zivile Blazyte, to be my wedded wife. 1215 01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:42,120 -Isn't it too long? -Julius! 1216 01:20:42,760 --> 01:20:44,400 I, Julius Rekasius, 1217 01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:47,040 Julius Rekasius 1218 01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:48,800 Julius Rekasius 1219 01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:51,680 Take you, Zivile Blazyte, to be my wedded wife. 1220 01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:54,080 Take you, Zivile Blazyte, to be my wedded wife. 1221 01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:57,440 I, Zivile Blazyte, promise to stay together. 1222 01:20:57,600 --> 01:20:59,920 I, Zivile Blazyte, promise to stay together. 1223 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:01,360 For poorer and for worse. 1224 01:21:01,480 --> 01:21:02,880 For better and for worse! 1225 01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:06,680 For better and for worse. 1226 01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:09,880 In the presence of God, I pronounce you husband and wife! 1227 01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:12,200 You may kiss! 1228 01:21:30,160 --> 01:21:32,320 Here we meet again... 1229 01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:35,920 Just like dreamy ships 1230 01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:39,360 The sand clock is left behind 1231 01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:43,240 Like a toy by the sea... 1232 01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,560 Love played with my heart 1233 01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:50,720 Like the kids on the shore... 1234 01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:52,600 Call the name of love 1235 01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:54,400 Come back again... 1236 01:21:54,480 --> 01:21:56,480 And this time embrace me 1237 01:21:56,840 --> 01:21:59,360 I loved you, didn't I? 1238 01:22:00,520 --> 01:22:03,160 If the ship of love's on the other shore... 1239 01:22:03,400 --> 01:22:05,560 We both wish you lots of happiness. 1240 01:22:05,680 --> 01:22:06,800 Thank you. 1241 01:22:08,480 --> 01:22:10,680 -Where are you going to f? -What? 1242 01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:13,000 The kid's asking where you're going for your honeymoon. 1243 01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:17,240 Where we dreamed for a long time but couldn't afford to go. 1244 01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:20,880 -To Turkey? -Stop it. 1245 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:22,040 Way better. 1246 01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:23,560 Are you saying... 1247 01:22:27,680 --> 01:22:31,440 Hot chebureki and cold non-alcoholic beer! 1248 01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:42,000 -Are we in Palanga for real? -Well, yeah. 1249 01:22:42,080 --> 01:22:44,720 -Where are all the people? -In Turkey perhaps. 1250 01:22:44,880 --> 01:22:45,880 You're right. 1251 01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:48,200 It's cheaper there. 1252 01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:53,600 Eat for once! 1253 01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:57,160 -I don't want to. -What did I pay 8 euros for? 1254 01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:40,320 -What's that about? -Did you say something? 1255 01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:42,000 The lifeguards have run someone over! 1256 01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:46,400 They'll save them themselves. 1257 01:23:47,760 --> 01:23:50,040 -Guess how many fingers. -Five! 1258 01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:06,160 Writer and Director TADAS VIDMANTAS 89858