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On the street of many pleasures, stands a house of seven

joys. Like you see it in the movies,

it's where groovy girls and boys, in the oriental past,

you are welcome night and day.

Recommended by Matt, and by the A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A -A.

On the street of many pleasures.

In the house of seven joys.

Anytime you feel like swinging.

There are seven playing toys.

Oriental relaxation.

Chinese psychedelic cults.

Recommended by Matt Helm.

and enjoy it.

You will dig the power jail.

With a billion in gold shining at me, I feel reckless.

I'll open for a dime.

Well, with a billion in gold, I'm in.

Contact all elements.

Operation Rainbow is entering phase one.

Execute. Repeat.

Execute.

This isn't a scheduled stop.

No sweat, man.

Relax, man.

Everything's okay.

10 seconds behind schedule.

Is that catastrophic?

Yes, I deplore sloppiness.

Elton, McDonald.

McDonald!

All sections from 6 through 18 are on emergency standby.

I'm picking up Matt Helman.

Phase 2, intercept McDonald.

Repeat, phase 2, intercept McDonald.

Yes, Your Excellency.

Go.

What if they can't?

If we can delay the American counterforce by that much, it will add

minutes to each phase of Operation Rainbow.

McDonald, ice.

Establish roadblocks to pick up black sedan, two occupants. Maryland plates.

Long distance, cause you're switchboard to the best.

Will you try his radio band?

I can't get through to him.

I can't reach him either, Mac.

Oh,

I will dance on the night

that we're away.

We'll have to keep dancing or you'll

burn.

Grab your coat, get your pail, let me take you in the

barn, dear.

Just sit back and watch, cause I found a cow who gives God.

I'm glad you dropped by. I want you to meet some cute little... No, never mind.

Hey, but I'm paying those girls double time. Do you know what it costs to

time all those girls? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get in.

Hey,

you got turned around.

Somebody left my phone off the hook. Yeah, and I know who that somebody was.

Now shut up and listen.

One billion dollars in American gold en route to London was stolen from a train

in Denmark.

Panic time in every money market in the world, if the story breaks.

So, we can't send in a task force. It's got to be a one -man job.

Let me guess who you got in mind.

Yes, Operation Rainbow has entered phase three precisely on schedule.

You may notify our brokers in Bombay, Ceylon, and Tokyo that the gold will not

be delivered... repeat, not be delivered to London on Monday.

We've got one lead from Interpol.

That's where it's at.

Count Massimo Cantini.

Now, you name it, he probably owns it.

Oil, steel, railroads, munitions in a dozen countries.

Multi -millionaire.

Aiming at a multi -billion.

I like your style.

Lola Medina.

The Office of the President of the United States.

Mr. MacDonald, because of our balance of payment deficits, the gold cannot be

replaced. It must be recovered.

Our best estimate is this.

From the time Mr. Helm arrives in Copenhagen, He will have 48 hours to

accomplish his mission.

Is there anything else, Mr. President? No, that is all.

That's all, Mr. MacDonald.

Alola Medina got her severance pay several months ago.

He fired her?

But he had this waiting in the wings.

Four.

Hold a bit, my dear.

Oh, I really like his style.

Lenka Kerensky.

And remember, she's about as gentle as a barracuda.

It's highly volatile.

Disappears in 15 or 20 seconds.

20 seconds. Hardly seems worth the trouble.

But anyone exposed to it without these goggles is blinded for at least a minute

and a half.

Enough time to do anything.

You'll use your standard cover.

Freelance photographer.

This switch activates the smoke ejection unit, Matt. Matt, we have one prayer.

The Danish tourist bureau is trying to get you into Contini Chateau.

Take pretty pictures?

To find out whatever you can.

Hello.

Contini's our only lead, Matt.

Nelson, scramble your phone.

Any report from the Danish tourist bureau?

Negative, Mac.

Well, we can't wait any longer.

And your chance of finding Contini is nil.

Oh, but you're going to make sure he finds me.

Nelson, break Matt's cover.

You've got to be trying to get rid of me.

Alert the network in Zone 3 that Matt's on his way to Denmark to recover that

billion in gold.

Just one thing. What if Contini's, uh, what if he ain't to die?

No, then whoever's got that gold will be right on your tail.

But we'll give you every protection we can.

This is your minute copy.

It's very simple, Matt.

Two universal joints, three master lock screws, you're in business.

Goes in there, then into the trunk of your car.

Now, this just came over from research.

Blows up, huh?

So, no, we don't even have a name for it yet.

Why don't we call it a little bit of Hanky Panky?

Mr. Helm has arrived.

Very good.

The information from Zone 3 was accurate.

Mr. Helm is at the airport.

Very well.

Keep him under surveillance, but do not kill him.

Yet.

May I ask why Your Excellency's being so generous?

How generous, my dear?

Cautious.

Your car is ready, and your baggage has been delivered to it.

How about the extra equipment?

In the trunk, as per your instructions.

Thank you.

And thank you for help.

He's leaving now. Follow him.

Direct my team. You're called.

Operation Rainbow has entered Phase 4 on schedule.

Stand by for my instructions on Monday morning.

Congratulations are in order.

Congratulations are premature, my dear Massimo.

The report from Zone 3 has been confirmed.

And Mr.

Helm is on the scene. Thank you.

So what do you intend to do?

I haven't decided.

At the moment, he's under surveillance.

Massimo, don't waste time.

Kill him.

I never waste anything or anyone, dear Linka.

But this breakdown in American security is far too convenient for my liking.

Our schedule has very little tolerance for error.

Errors are made by those who blindly accept the obvious.

And I can't believe that they would risk an agent of Mr.

Helms' caliber quite so casually.

But I will find out.

And then I will kill him.

be of assistance.

Oh, he always gets that way after a couple martinis.

It's a pleasure to welcome you to Copenhagen.

I'm so sorry. I twisted my ankle.

I better have a look at it. No, no, it's all right, really.

Thank you so much.

It's my pleasure.

Boulevard Greg, number 14, tonight.

Very pleasant hotel here.

Mr. Helm? Yes?

I'm Freya.

Welcome to Denmark, Mr. Helm.

You always greet people like this?

I'm Freya Carlson, your tourist bureau contact.

These are for you, street maps, places of interest.

This is for you, too.

What year was that?

1949. Oh, it's a very good year.

I'm here to help you in any way I can.

Well, it's very nice of you.

Is there anything you'd like for me to do?

Yes, ma 'am, a couple things.

Yes, sir.

Would you mind getting off my camera case, please?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, that's all right. I'm sorry. That's okay.

What about the arrangements at the Contini Chateau?

Oh, that's in the works. I'm expecting a call from the Chateau at 11.

I'm sorry about... Welcome to Denmark.

Some kind of hotel you've got here.

A pack of bottles is better than none.

Thank you.

It's open come in

Come to me, my melancholy baby.

Cuddle up and don't be shy.

I adore you, pet, but the towel's a

little wet.

We hang it out to dry.

You're early, Mr. Elm.

I wasn't sure you'd come.

I was, Miss Lola Medina.

Oh, I underestimated you.

You know who I am.

I need your advice.

Advice?

Would you please change the color of the light?

Turn down the color of the lights?

Oh.

Turn the red one?

Red, hmm?

Mr. Helm, as a professional photographer, which color would be most

in this particular light?

That clashes with your eyes.

And I know you're set up with Contini.

Would you turn on the blue light, please?

Blue light.

Must be the second one, huh?

Is this more intricate?

I also know you're off the team.

But I was on the team when Operation Rainbow was being planned.

Would you put on the green light?

Operation Rainbow?

Operation Rainbow, our codename for a billion dollar... What's your American

word? Heist.

I know what you're after, and I like the way you're going about it.

Thank you, Mr. Hamm. Oh, thank

you.

I mean, no thank. I mean, I don't use them.

Nobody is going to believe this down at the office, but I'm on a very tight

schedule.

But I know where the gold is, Mr. Hale.

Well, I'm not on that tight a schedule.

I love flexible men.

Well,

there's just two little words.

Where it is, how much.

I'm a gypsy, Mr. L.

My father was a gypsy.

And he taught us one thing.

Wise men enjoy pleasure before business.

I like your father's thinking.

I'm a wretched hostess, Mr.

Hill.

I haven't offered you a thing.

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

What do you prefer?

To drink.

I've heard that you do.

Drink?

Well, let's just call it a hobby.

A scotch on a rock.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I'm out of scotch.

Can I give you something else?

Surprise me.

Mr. Helm, for my cooperation, I want two things.

Massimo Contini destroyed and one million dollars.

One million dollars.

Oh.

You're in luck. Mr. Hill.

Get out of the car.

Your hands in the air, please.

Wait just a minute. You're on another vacation.

Wait just a minute.

Just a minute. I'm Freya Carlson from the Danish Tourist Bureau.

Oh, for heaven's sakes, put that silly gun away. This happens to be Matt Helm,

one of America's most distinguished photographers.

Well, that may be true, but... No news from the chateau yet.

Have you had your dinner?

Look. Miss Carlson, we've just received reports of an explosion and a homicide

in this building that your Mr. Helm was leaving so hastily. Well, I would say

leaving the air of an explosion hastily is an extremely sensible reaction.

It must have been horrifying.

Will you shut up?

Come along, sir. I'm only trying to help.

Don't do me a favor. You're helping me right into death's door. Why don't you

split? Go call the American Embassy.

I'm not running out on you. Please do me a favor. Run out, huh? Dessert.

Dessert!

Helm, what a pleasant surprise.

I hope so.

What is all this?

Excellency, we're checking an explosion and a homicide. Then I suggest that you

get on with it. I'll vouch for Mr. Helm.

Yes, Excellency.

Mr. Helm, I am Count Massimo Contini. I know you by your reputation, of course.

Count Contini, I've been trying to get in touch with you for days. We wanted

permission to photograph your chateau. That would be my pleasure.

Shall we say 10 o 'clock tomorrow morning?

Yes, fine, 10 o 'clock.

Who we? We, we. What's we?

Us. You and me.

My orders from the Cheers Bureau are to work directly under you.

Directly under me.

The first order is to get out of here.

Yes, sir.

It was a rather noisy exit.

Arranged by you?

But of course.

She met with Mr. Helm for only one reason. To betray you.

So I simply stopped by her place and dropped off a gift bottle of scotch.

that inevitable kick in it.

But you disobeyed my orders. You risked the life of Mr. Helm.

Oh, darling.

We discussed all that last night.

It seemed to me that you forgave me. No?

Last night, I was in a forgiving mood.

This morning, I'm thinking realistically of one billion in gold...

and Mr. Helm.

whose character we will now test.

Mr. Helm, His Excellency will see you now.

This way, please.

Miss Carlson, Mr. Helm, you are prompt.

We couldn't wait to get started, Your Excellency.

We? I'll take notes while Mr. Helm takes the pictures.

Take her any time.

Miss Carlson, Mr. Helm, my fiancée, Miss Linka Karensky.

Miss Kerensky, they told me... Linka, please call me Linka, Mr. Helm.

Oh, well, make mine Matt, okay?

They told me the count had great taste.

Who told you that?

I did.

Uh, Mr.

Helm, we came here to work, remember?

Yes. Perhaps you'd like to start in the conservatory.

Come along, my dear.

The view is simply breathtaking.

It sure is.

Something I said?

In our civilized business, this is the traditional time to offer you a

or some liquid refreshment, perhaps.

But since we are professional people on limiting time schedules, I suggest that

we dispense with such amenities.

Oh, no, let's not dispense with any of those things.

But of course you're right.

Carl?

There's so little time for grace and civility in this vulgar world of ours.

Well, I'll say it once and I'll say it again. I like your style.

Actually, I would have preferred to live in a different century.

Florence in the 13th or Germany in the 18th. Wouldn't you, Mr. Elm? I'd be all

wrong. I'd be dead by now.

Which brings me precisely to the point.

You see, I know who you are, Mr. Helm.

An agent of ice.

And I know why you came to Denmark. To recover one billion dollars in American

gold.

Well, summer's putting you on, Count.

Please, Mr. Helm.

Stupidity has a tendency to make me impatient.

However, luckily I dislike unnecessary violence which may lead to unnecessary

publicity.

Therefore, you are going to South America on the next available flight.

With one million dollars in cash.

Oh, I'd hate myself in the morning.

Two million?

I'd hate myself twice in the morning. I'd lose my sense of values. You are

interfering with plans as delicately balanced as a Swiss chronometer.

Therefore, I must kill you.

Now, you remember what you said about being stupid.

You think I walked in here without knowing I could walk out?

Now, the Danish tourist bureau, they know where I am.

And they know the minute I'm expected back.

If I don't show up, you're going to be up to your hips in cops.

Freya?

What?

Tell them the tourist bureau, they know where I am, right?

Oh, no, Mr. Helm. No, Mr. Helm? No, our clients have complete privacy.

No one knows who you are.

Smile.

I didn't smile.

That's Mr. Helms.

They're trying to kill us, Mr. Young. They're trying to kill us.

Awful driver.

Hang on to your miniskirt.

At the time, the road dead end.

Bring it down now

Oh no!

You'd better.

Each phase of the operation has been advanced eight hours.

You will have the pleasure of killing Mr. Helm.

Thank you very much, Your Excellency.

Call you.

Know why I've been blue.

Trade each night for a roommate.

Exactly like you.

Mr. Howard? You rang.

No, I didn't.

But since you're here, why don't you sit down?

My name is Eurang.

Your name is Eurang?

Well, that's good.

Lie down.

I want to talk to you.

Believe me.

About a certain billion dollars in gold.

Half a billion, Mr. Helm.

I'm thinking of a...

Partnership.

So am I.

Shall we, um, come to the point?

Well, maybe you're in too big a hurry. Now that we're partners, uh, won't you

just relax, Miss Uran?

Let's not be formal, Matt.

My first name is Wen.

When you rang, I said I'd answer to say hello.

Now, where did you say my half a billion in gold was?

In the same place my half a billion is.

Pardon me, Mr. Helm.

She's here.

No, yes, she's here.

She's got a knife in her hand. I know she's got a knife in her hand, and I

I'd call you.

But it's very important.

Pardon me?

We're having a party, no?

Here.

They, um, they told me you were a unique.

experience, Mr. Helm.

That?

Incredibly formidable.

Exciting.

For now, I shall never find out.

Mr. Helm, Mr. MacDonald has been calling, and he's on his way here.

Oh, isn't that an adorable mink, Mr. Helm?

I don't know what you've got, but you sure got bad timing.

Yes?

Linker?

Alive?

Loved.

Mr. Allen?

Aren't you going to wait for Mr. McDonald? He cabled a bureau that he'd

tonight.

Oh, do me a favor.

Yes, sir.

Go play in the freeway.

Without a car.

JB,

please. JB.

Yes.

Establish an observation post at Cantini Chateau.

It will be functional at 0800 hours.

Right.

Mr. MacDonald, can you give us any assurance that Matt Helm will complete

mission on time?

I regret to say that I can't, Mr. Ambassador.

Well, you see, Matt's been out of contact for the past 26 hours.

Gentlemen, unless we get that gold on Monday, by noon the pound will be

worthless. And in that event, how long could the American dollar survive?

Can't we send in a task force?

No, sir.

We just can't risk a news break.

However, I've notified Matt that I'm on my way to Copenhagen.

I'll report to you by 0100.

Gentlemen?

If your sweetheart puts a pistol in her bed,

you'd do better

sleeping with your uncle friend.

I told you I'd love to come.

Of course, but you startled me. You weren't expecting me?

Oh. But I'm delighted you're here.

As a matter of fact, I could use a little help. Would you please?

No.

Which way? Up or down?

Well, there's always a choice, Mr. Helm, isn't there?

Thank you.

I thought you wanted to talk.

Well, can't that wait? I always prefer pleasure before business.

Hmm. I bet your father was a wise old gypsy.

Because I'm going barefoot?

Yeah, just a thought. But I like your thinking.

Pleasure first.

Without interruptions.

Were you expecting someone?

Yeah. That nice, friendly character in your car. But don't you worry about him.

He's taking a nice long nap.

Oh, well, that was stupid.

Carl is no threat to you.

And neither am I.

So this is the place I was going to get shot in the back.

Kind of a stylish pad to take off from.

Oh, I forgot to tell you.

I took the gun.

Well, of course Contini sent me here to kill you.

But you see, on the way over here, I changed my mind and I decided not to.

After I decked that friendly chap and after I took the hardware, then you

decided... Mr. Helmer?

Hmm?

Come here.

Want me to lie down so you can talk to me?

Okay.

About a partnership.

Full partnership?

Name on a rug?

Door? Floor?

You see, the trains have stopped for

Contini and me and... I'm getting off.

To wait for me?

Because I was told you were going worth waiting for.

Gossip. Just gossip. Don't you believe me?

No.

Mr. Helm, look under the pillow at your left -hand side.

You see, my friendly chauffeur and the other gun, they're just decoys.

And that is the gun I was supposed to kill you with.

And I'm even taking off my bracelet because I don't want you to get

Now, do you believe me?

I'd better.

You got a deal now. Where is the gold?

It's being moved right now.

They won't believe this down at the office either, but here's a straight

question. Where to?

I really don't know.

And I won't know for hours.

So you see, we have all the time in the world.

Horn. It's a horn. It's not a horn. You didn't... That was... Tell me you didn't

hear a horn. You heard a horn?

Mm -hmm.

She's here.

She's here.

You got a deal, partner. Now, you call me.

There's activity, but nothing conclusive maintain surveillance

Let me call you sweetheart.

I'm in love with you.

I haven't seen your face, dear, but your leg

will do.

Each phase of our operation has been advanced ten hours. Repeat, ten hours.

Shipments will be delivered according to my prearranged schedules, but our

tolerances have been drastically reduced.

McDonald is here, which means that ICE has established red alert plus one.

You tried and failed.

I won't tonight.

Words. I can't afford the luxury of words.

There's been a serious breakdown in security.

The shadow has been under surveillance for seven hours. Deplorable.

When the estate is re -secured and quadrants checked, you will make a phone

to Mr. Helm and you will arrange to meet him at the usual rendezvous.

For God's sake, Freya.

Let me look.

Freya, how long has it been?

Prague, or maybe it was the Jefferson... Don't tell me that you know little old

Miss Fowler up here.

Now, just one minute. I was told to work directly under you, and you refused to

cooperate. You say that again, and I'm going to teach you to watch your

language. Matt, I told you we'd give you all the protection we could.

She's my protection? She happens to be with British intelligence. I get it.

You're trying to get rid of me.

And an extremely efficient one, too. As a matter of fact, I've established an

observation post above Cantini Chateau.

And what did you find out?

Nothing at all.

The agent was killed.

That figures.

And, in addition, I was extremely efficient at the tramway with you rang,

remember? Uh -huh.

Oh, that was in the ladies' room.

Wait a minute.

You rang it here?

Mm -hmm.

Well, that's trouble in spade.

He's Cantini's top agent in Hong Kong.

Matt, what inning is it?

I think it's the ninth inning, and you're right on target, because Contini

our guy.

The United States is offering a 5 % finest fee for that gold, and no

asked.

Fifty million, huh?

Well, I'm supposed to meet Linka tonight, and they're setting me up for a

But I'm going to shock her out of her miniskirt.

Oh, would you answer that, please?

No, over there, over there. And if it's little Linka, stall.

I mean, you know what that means, stall.

Mr. Helms, sweet.

I know he isn't at the moment. May I take a message?

Thank you.

It was your little linker. They really think I'm buying.

Now, I only knew where you rang lived.

I had a cozy little chat with her.

Just so happens that I know where you rang hangs her kimono.

I'll bet you do.

Tend to one you don't.

You just remember that this happens to be my home cricket pitch.

Well, now, stop pitching your cricket and give.

House of Seven Joys, number five, Viking Street. Ten to one.

Matt, hold it.

Now, be sensible.

Use your head for something beside the target. You're walking right into a

firing squad. I'm glad you're worried about me, but I'm going to be sensible.

I'm using my head.

I'm not meeting Linka tonight.

You're picking her up.

Hello, partner.

We have a golden opportunity, partner.

So why don't you meet me as soon as possible at the House of Seven Joys,

Street? Oh, no, no, no. It's honest time now. The House of Seven Joys, that's,

uh, Eurang's pad.

We'll meet in the open.

Uh, Tivoli Gardens, Westgate.

And one more thing, sweetheart.

I know where the gold is, so that makes me the senior partner.

I believe he doth know.

He may.

And he may not.

But I can't afford to speculate.

May I

call

you a partner?

It was thoughtful of you to call me, Mr. Helm.

with such an attractive proposal.

Oh, don't knock it, honey.

The finest fee is 50 million.

No questions, no strings.

His Excellency would have questions.

Who's he going to ask? Other guys wearing stripes.

What to prevent me taking the whole ball of rice to Billion?

Well, in the first place, you don't have continuous contacts.

And you're too little for that much loot.

Are you a chef?

Oh, I'm an agent of ice. I don't get one yen.

Oh, you're doing this only for duty?

Well, I'm a very generous person. I figure, well, maybe around Christmas

you might send me a card or something. Forgive me, Your Honor.

There's a call from your headquarters in Bombay.

Oh, excuse me.

Oh, no.

Mr. Helm, betraying Massimo Contini is both dangerous and unprofitable.

you'll have to admit it's been a two -way street.

Were you tempted by his offer, my dear?

Of course not, Your Excellency.

That offer, Mr. Helm, removed my last nagging doubt. You don't know where the

gold is.

Otherwise, you would not have attempted to corrupt my loyal servant, Eurang.

Oh, we know where it is.

And that offer was plain common sense.

We want to avoid publicity and also we want to avoid killing a couple dozen

people. No.

Now I can proceed precisely on schedule.

Well, uh, you've forgotten something.

I'm here. You're here.

You rang and her friendly apes are here.

But where is McDonald's? I would like to play poker

with you, Mr. Helm, because you lie so unconvincingly.

Just in the nick of time.

I was terribly disappointed that you couldn't keep our rendezvous, Mr. Helm.

But Mr. MacDonald proved to be very cooperative, shall we say.

Well, that's Mac, all right. Anything to help.

But one thing, we've got to get going.

Well, if it isn't Miss Carlson.

My dear, you must be terribly dedicated to your work to wear an atrocious wig

like that.

How very common of you to mention it.

Your question, I believe, was, where is Mr. McDonald?

You sure are something, Count.

But I gotta tell you, I'm holding aces back to back.

You're cold, Mr. Hill.

Operation Rainbow.

Go on.

Lola Medina.

The wild gypsy with the wise old pappy in the noisy bottle.

She was your fun and games while Operation Rainbow was being planned.

And you want to know something about gypsies?

They love to drink and they love to talk.

I'm sorry you said that, Mr. Helm.

But it brings our pleasant little chat to an end.

Hold on, Mac.

The tracks have been cleared to Luxembourg. Proceed to phase eight

Be so good as to execute method Hellman -McDonald.

And don't forget Miss Carlton.

See ya!

cylinder remove the glass wall

and get ready

how

very unfortunate

Get our pal to a hospital. Never mind me. Just stop continuing.

That could have been you.

Never. Never, never, never, never, never.

The shipment will be en route to Luxembourg at H .R. minus ten.

You rang?

Intercept map helmet. Travelling towards the chateau.

South by southwest.

Yes, Your Excellency.

Turn around.

Turn left at the intersection. I know a shortcut.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure. Turn left.

Must be the wig.

Beg your pardon?

I mean, you... But the House of Seven Joys, you didn't do one thing wrong.

right here.

Somebody put a river here.

I think it's too deep to cross.

Too deep, huh?

Well, you want to ask a question?

Whose side are you on?

Well, I'm an agent.

And I also happen to be a good one.

And I'm also a woman.

Ching to the river.

I want to talk to you.

I want to talk to you, too, after the job's finished.

Yeah.

You are on their side. I am not.

Up you go.

Miss Helm, I think you should know that I'm a bit of a coward about flying.

What?

Continue.

Band 0 -5, come in.

Are you reading me, Matt?

Time's running out, Mr. MacDonald. For the British pound, the American dollar,

the free world.

I can send in a division of troops. No.

No.

Until I contact Matt, we can't make a move.

Get on with it, Frankick. Move it nearer. Yes, Your Excellency.

They will take care of Mr. Helms' terminal liquidation.

If they happen to fail, you will execute plan two.

Yes, sir.

Unfortunately, I can't stay to save Mr. Helms' final departure, but Luxembourg,

I shall expect you to die.

He's landing behind the chateau.

Mr. Helm, goodbye.

Our business must remain unfinished.

I'm sorry, Matt.

No.

Just a minute. I'm not through with you yet.

I could indulge myself by killing you, Mr. Helm, but I will leave that small

trough to your colleague, Miss Carlton.

I'm sorry. Did I hurt you? Of course you hurt me.

No, no, no.

Come with me. I know a better way.

You sure it's not occupied?

Isn't this wonderful?

I just can't wait.

Can't wait?

I'd like to say, have our little talk.

This is exciting.

Comfortable, my dear.

Yes, very comfortable, don't you?

Mr. Hill, is my hair a mess?

What? Is my hair a mess?

Do you want to know the truth?

Yes. You're a mess.

Mr. McDonald, hold it.

Hold it. I'm getting through to him.

Matt?

Matt, where the hell are you?

Oh, I'm in Contini's diesel.

And what's left of him is up the track about 30 miles from his chateau.

Yeah, I got the gold, and I got a couple questions.

Where do I take it, and how do you stop this thing?

Don't stop.

We're rerouting you to Copenhagen on automatic signals. We'll take over from

there. And, Matt?

Don't let one...

Nothing will go wrong.

Hey.

Think we can have a little talk now?

We're going to talk a little, just a little.

Nothing's going to spoil our bliss a little.

And when our talk is through, how about me and you?

On the street of many pleasures. And the house of seven

joys. I can see it in the movies.

It's what's moving girls and boys.

In this oriental fad.

You are welcome night and day.