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-Go, go, go, go!
-Move it, move it!
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-Let's go, let's go!
-Come on!
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It's a powder keg
in there.
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No one moves till we
get word from the mayor.
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Shoot! Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey. Little girl.
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Stop.
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Stop!
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Stay down!
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What do you want, little one?
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Your ass.
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Boo!
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Well done.
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Who...
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who are you?
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Frank Drebin, Police Squad.
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The new version.
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Shoot. Um...
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My name is
Sergeant Frank Drebin,
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Detective Lieutenant,
Police Squad,
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a special division
of the LAPD.
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The day after the bank robbery
started like any other.
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I woke up in
my empty cop apartment,
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stared at a picture
of my deceased cop wife
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and choked back cop tears.
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A perfect morning? Sure.
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But I had no idea what this
city had in store for me.
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What the hell?
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-Hey!
-There he is.
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Way to go, Frank!
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Thank you. Thanks, everyone.
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What is this?
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Don't cheer for him!
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You two, my office now!
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Thanks to you,
I just spent two hours
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getting chewed out
by the mayor.
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Apparently, some of the bank
robbers you put in the ICU,
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they're lawyering up
to sue the city.
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That's ridiculous.
They're criminals.
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It's the law.
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Since when do cops
have to follow the law?
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-Since forever.
-Oh, yeah?
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And who's going to arrest me?
Other cops?
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-Yes.
-Is she serious?
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Is he serious?
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He's... no.
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Look,
let me be crystal clear.
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They are threatening to shut
down Police Squad because of you.
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Honestly, you're lucky
you still work here
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after last year's
McDonald's incident.
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They wouldn't sell me
Freedom Fries.
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You arrested the entire staff!
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I wasn't
thinking clearly.
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I was furious about the
Janet Jackson Super Bowl.
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That was 20 years ago!
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Not to me.
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We understand, Chief.
You're right.
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Good.
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'Cause I'm taking you
off the bank job.
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-What?
-I'm putting you on collisions.
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There's a crash up in Malibu.
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Yes, ma'am. Thank you.
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And make sure your bodycams
are actually turned on!
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Got it. Camera will be on.
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Drebin!
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It's a new day
at Police Squad!
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Things are changing
so fast around here.
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I guess you really
can't fight City Hall, huh?
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No. It's a building.
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Now, there's a real man.
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They just don't make 'em
like your pops anymore.
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I'm glad he's not around to
see what Police Squad has come to.
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Mind if I take a minute, Ed?
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Of... of course.
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Hi, Daddy. It's me, Frank Jr.
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I want to be
just like you, but...
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at the same time,
be completely different and original.
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So, if you're proud of me,
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give me a sign, like...
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maybe make me see
an owl or something.
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Hey, Dad.
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It's me, Ed.
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Boy, do I miss you.
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Hey, Pops.
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Mm-mm.
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Ed and I pulled up to the
Malibu car crash around 2:00 p.m.
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Nothing unusual.
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But in this city,
usual is unusual... usually.
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What the hell?
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So how was your
date last night, Frank?
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Ah, I couldn't go
through with it.
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-You canceled?
-Nope.
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I didn't want to upset her,
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so I had Officer Barnes tell
her I was stabbed to death.
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You're a real
romantic, Frank.
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But everyone needs someone,
even a widower like you.
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I'm just not ready
to open myself to love again.
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I had them wait to clear the
wreck so you could get eyes on it.
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Crash happened
around 4:00 a.m.
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Well, there are no skid marks
on the road.
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He didn't hit the brakes
before going over.
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Drunk?
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A little. Just enough
to wake me up.
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Fancy car.
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Yeah, it's one of those
new EdenTech electric ones.
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Electric, huh?
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I remember when the only things that
were electric were eels, chairs,
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and Catherine Zeta-Jones
in Chicago.
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Empty pill bottles.
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Huh.
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Who was he?
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Simon Davenport, 53 years old.
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No wife, no kids.
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He's got a sister
out in Hancock Park,
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but we don't really know anything
about her other than her name.
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Beth Davenport.
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Divorced, 5'6", 130 pounds.
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Spitfire of a personality.
Self-proclaimed chocoholic.
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Likes outdoorsy things but is just
as happy curling up with a good book.
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All right. I've seen enough.
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Mark it as suicide.
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Go ahead!
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Bring in the crane!
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-Oh, my God, it's up!
-Wait, I got to see what I got!
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-Yes, I got it!
-Come on, man!
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She can't even sing!
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-Lieutenant?
-What's up, Barnes?
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Look, I know you're off the bank job,
sir, but I could really use your advice.
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-Go for it.
-Look, it's the strangest thing.
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All the thieves had never
met each other
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and none of them knew
who they were working for.
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Brilliant!
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If they don't know anything,
they can't squeal.
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Whoever orchestrated
this is very smart.
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And get this.
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The robbers were told
that they could keep the cash.
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Who organizes a bank robbery
and doesn't keep the cash?
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They must have been
after something else.
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Why don't you bring in
one of the perps?
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See if we can
get them talking.
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Got it. Thank you.
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Heads up, Frank.
You got a visitor.
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I told her to wait outside,
but she just walked in.
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You want me to get rid of her?
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No.
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That's okay,
I'll deal with it.
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Oh.
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Over here, Lieutenant.
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I'd sworn off love
after my wife died,
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but this woman was put
together in all the right ways.
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Face, head, shoulders,
knees and toes.
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Knees and toes...
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and a bottom that would make
any toilet beg for the brown.
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Sorry to keep you
waiting, ma'am.
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How may I help you?
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You're wrong
about Simon Davenport.
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He wouldn't commit suicide.
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Simon Davenport.
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The stiff from
the Malibu crash.
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That stiff was my brother.
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Oh, I mean... he wasn't
that stiff, really.
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Not yet.
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More floppy and bloated.
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No, I mean, I'm so sorry
for your loss.
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Please, take a chair.
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No, thank you.
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I have plenty
of chairs at home.
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Now, Mrs...
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Davenport.
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Miss Beth Davenport.
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-Mr.?
-Drebin.
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Miss...
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Detective Frank Drebin.
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Detective, I think
someone murdered Simon.
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Really? What makes
you think that?
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Well, he called me last night.
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He said he was in
some kind of trouble.
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So we made plans
to meet this morning.
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Does that sound like someone
who's planning to kill themselves?
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No, it certainly does not.
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Why would someone
do that to him?
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Trust me,
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there's always a reason
to kill someone.
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Did he have an
obnoxious laugh?
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