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You know what? You want to play with me?

Whatever dude, just put it back right to me.

He's on the top.

Right there on the top. Get him. I got him.

Bro, you missed.

You fucking suck.

I got him.

I got him. Alright, bro, just go revive him.

I got him.

Oh my god, they're everywhere.

Yo, what the fuck?

We need to have a theory talk.

Dude, your stepmom sucks.

Yeah, wait, why? About what? I'm in first place.

We need to talk about anatomy.

No thanks, I'm not good at math.

Oh my god, you guys need more work. Okay, no. Female anatomy.

Oh, like, yeah, I know all about that.

Do you? How many holes does a girl have?

Four. No, dude, it's two.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Oh, my God, you guys need more help than I thought.

Where's the girl's teeth spot?

The back of her throat.

Right? Oh, my God.

Uh, stomach.

You're making it look bad.

Okay, I found your guys' anatomy book, and obviously you don't know anything.

And if you're wanting to breed in this lifetime, you need to be taught a lot.

Why do you look at me when you say that?

Why do you need to breed?

What? This is not a conversation to have right now.

Yeah, no, it is one that needs to be had. You guys are getting to the age

you really need to start thinking about your future, your family, all the things

that are required to. You're required as you get older.

To continue on life. You have not learned anything. How do you expect to

if you don't know how to, you don't know anything about women, about a woman's

body?

I don't know.

You guys are best friends.

What he knows, you know, and obviously what he knows, you don't know, and you

don't know, and neither one of you know anything.

You need someone's help.

No, I don't.

Oh, my God.

Okay, just a moment.

You got this.

I don't know what is up with that girl. She fucks my dad and thinks she's my

mom.

She's so annoying.

She's not the bitch.

Damn, that's kind of hard.

Oh, great, you got a book. Now what?

Okay.

What?

That's my book. I know everything.

You obviously don't.

These pages are sticky for a reason.

Dude, come on. This isn't a joke.

Okay, you ready? Listen.

Okay, it says here, breeding is essential for survival.

It ensures species don't go extinct.

Okay? That's why breeding is so important and why you continue to learn

breed.

Isn't breeding just how you play? Don't you just stick it in?

No, there's so much more. There's foreplay.

Isn't that a game?

No, that's how you warm up a woman, get her wet.

It helps a woman get off. It's so important.

Why not just use a blanket?

I don't think it's that kind of warm -up. No.

Oh.

Really?

Okay, so... What do you do?

Okay, here, just... Let me show you.

Here, grab my boot.

What?

Here, give it to her.

Me too? Yep, see how... What is... You gotta learn how to caress a woman's

breast because it's part of foreplay.

Okay. Yeah. Oh.

They feel nice.

Right? But you don't just grab it. You don't really.

Does this feel good to you? It feels great for me.

Okay. Do I squeeze it?

Not. You don't want to rupture it.

Just like this.

Yeah.

It's what women like.

Your stepmom's so cool.

Yeah. Okay.

I guess so.

Oh my god.

You gotta be gentle. You have to learn.

Like off -touching? Yeah, just caressing.

Like that?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, this is so cool.

Just like that.

Let's see then.

Oh, we'll do this. Oh, shit.

Mm -hmm. Should we be hard right now?

Yeah.

See, it feels nice, right?

For you. Oh, yeah. So women need it as well.

You're a little wet, too.

Mm -hmm.

Does that mean, like, you like it? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

That I'm coming over every day?

See, there's so much you didn't know.

If you didn't have me, you'd be lost.

She's not wrong.

It's hot.

Fuck yeah.

Wait, when's my dad coming home?

He won't.

He's not going to come home right now.

Okay.

I'm going to eat my pussy.

Oh yeah?

Yeah. Wait, what?

In a minute.

Is this for learning?

Yes.

Okay.

This is crazy.

Yeah, just like that.

Is this part of my knee?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Give me a kiss. Good.

Give me a kiss.

Take off.

Oh.

Oh fuck.

Oh, yeah.

um um

Aren't you?

Smelly. So?

So tight.

My stepmom's so cool.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Fuck! Oh my god!

Ooh. Ooh.

I'm so good.

Oh, fuck!

No.

Oh my god, dude. She's crazy.

Yeah, she is.

Crazy fucking hot.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Come here.

Oh.

No, no, no, no, no.

Look, look, look, look.

Fuck, this is so good.

Don't worry about it. It's going to be okay.

You have to.

You have to.

You have to.

You have to.

You have to.

No, you're not. No.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh you did

so good, I'm so happy

It's really nice. It's nice, isn't it?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

I don't know where they're going. I can't even seem to breathe.

Yeah.

Oh, God, my ears.

Yes.

Yeah.

Just like that, just like that

Thank you.

No, no, no, no,

no, no.

Oh fuck, I'm coming.

Okay,

I love that you guys did that.

And now you guys know what breathing is.

Yeah, how about that?

We know the whole time. What the fuck? What? Yes, we did.

What the fuck?

We just kind of want to come in here, you know?

You already had me fooled.

You should have said this.

Can we go back, please? Let's play video games.