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You're so lucky. I wish I was on the white team, too.

White is the color of my Sakamoto!

Creepy otaku.

This was hand-made!

My Sakamoto!

I think people like you who are obsessed about someone

are avoiding facing your own reality 'cause you don't have a life.

What's that for?

You got on my nerves.

So, what?

You're criticizing how I live my life?

If you mock my devotion for Sakamoto, you deserve to die.

Yikes!

Now, then.

Gaku, you'd better get ready, too.

'Kay.

Is this even gonna be fun, though?

It's not supposed to be. This is work.

That's right...

MUTUAL FANS

I have to do it.

Otherwise, these people will die.

Pull yourself together, Akira!

Open your eyes.

If the alternative is losing someone,

then I...

I'd rather be an assassin.

Calm down, Akira.

Akira,

what's your family name?

It's Akao...

My name is Akira Akao.

JCC SHOOTING RANGE

Shooting a gun is kinda like driving a car, y'know?

You can tell a lot about someone just by their grip.

So lemme guess.

You guys

are the ones slowing down traffic in highway merge lanes, aren't ya?

Lousy shooters.

This is stupid.

Can you believe she's proud about shooting a still target?

You'd never use that many bullets in real combat, anyway.

You guys are the ones who challenged me!

You'd better keep your word and buy me lunch!

Or I'll kill you!

Mr. Taro?

Is everything okay?

Akira,

are you related to Rion Akao?

Do you know something about Rion?

I'm Rion's niece.

I came here hoping I could find her.

Come on, boys! Let's see what you've got!

Come on. Let's kill her together, Shin.

I didn't come here to have a kill-off!

Hey. You came in the same group as her, right?

Could you go stop her?

Um, more importantly,

we're approaching a--

Come on, Shin, let's kill her together.

I told you I'm not gonna kill!

Why don't you just do it yourself?

They said to work as a team.

Hey, I think we should stop before--

What happened to that whole lone-wolf act from the airplane?

She's shooting at... us!

Oh.

So cold...

Thanks for saving us,

uh...

Kaji.

I don't feel very good...

Why's that girl so crazy about Mr. Sakamoto, anyway?

Who knows.

I feel nauseous.

Ooh, what'd you say?

You wanna know why?

What are you, a monkey?

You see,

Sakamoto is like a God to me.

The first time I laid eyes on Sakamoto, I thought my heart might stop beating.

You fought so elegantly, showing no emotion...

Compared to me, stuck in my stupid worries,

it was like you were a different species.

I searched for a song that suits him.

I started enjoying music.

I dyed my hair and started to wear makeup so I'd feel proud to call myself his fan.

I started enjoying getting dressed up.

I practiced my conversational skills in case I met him one day.

I started making friends.

Thanks to Sakamoto, my whole world became brighter.

That's why...

there's no way in hell I'd let anyone criticize it.

Damn it!

Mafuyu! You ready to fight?

Nah... I feel nauseous.

You've gotta be kidding me!

I guess I have no choice...

Bring it on.

I'll take you down.

Wait a minute!

That pose, the way you cracked your shoulder,

that's like, totally Sakamoto's pre-combat routine!

You couldn't mimic such niche details, unless...

Are you a Sakamoto fan?

Shin, you're an otaku, too?

Shit! She caught me...

No way! This is so awesome!

I've never met someone who could keep up with me!

Tell me, what's your favorite thing about Sakamoto?

My favorite thing is

his cool attitude, as if he has no emotion!

He's like a real-life murder machine, like, talk about slay!

You're wrong.

I know why you'd think that.

I used to feel the same way.

But, no.

Now, Mr. Sakamoto endures

no matter how bad business is,

and he'd never fire us even to stay afloat.

He's a warm-hearted person.

What are you talking about?

So, what happens

if people keep saying "He's the invincible hit man!"

and keeps him at arm's length?

Who can Mr. Sakamoto lean on?

I'm not going to use my admiration as an excuse anymore.

I'm going to become as good as him.

I'm going to become his partner, not a sidekick.

How dare you.

The way you've been blabbing on...

Do you think you understand Sakamoto better than I do?

Do you think you're the number one fan? That you could one-up me?

Yeah, right. No way.

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!

I've never felt so irritated.

Of course...

This feeling is what they call

"refusal to share."

REFUSAL TO SHARE

Once again, you've blessed me with a whole new emotion.

Thank you, Sakamoto.

Get out of the picture.

Sakamoto working with a partner?

That's not part of the lore!

That Toramaru kid is insane.

No wonder she's got recommendations.

Speaking of which, you're really good too, Shinaya.

We already have three tails.

Keep up the good work for us.

What? Do you sense an enemy?

You idiot, what are you doing?!

You'll get disqualified! Put that back on, hurry!

Shinaya?

Impressive!

I can't get you at all!

It feels like you're reading my mind.

I'm starting to think you're legit psychic.

Still, all you do is dodge my attacks, y'know?

You don't deserve to be a Sakamoto fan.

That weapon she's got is a pain in the neck.

Shin...

Should I go help him?

But I still feel really sick...

Perhaps...

I should go and help him out?

But,

what do I say?

"Hey man, I've got your back"? But, like...

I don't want them to think I was being

too friendly too soon.

Should I join without saying anything?

Would it be more natural?

I know.

I'll wait until they say something to me.

Kaji is extremely shy around new people.

For now,

I'll start by rubbing his back.

Hey, don't touch me.

You like counter-attacks?

If that's your thing, you gotta get me in a single blow.

Man, she has stamina.

What am I gonna do?

What would Mr. Sakamoto--

No!

I gotta stop thinking like that.

I'm not his size and I don't have his strength.

I have to find my way of winning this.

Figure it out.

What can I do in this situation?

You will never be in Sakamoto's league.

Ouch!

I told you, all these light hits...

won't make a--

Did you know waterfalls can trap fish?

I could hear all the fish's thoughts.

Taking advantage of the terrain is something I learned from Mr. Sakamoto.

You gotta get me in a single blow.

Killer instinct,

huh...

Guess I should go join Mafuyu.

No, Sakamoto!

What the?

Can't... breathe...

Damn it!

There she is.

Her mini Sakamoto got stuck?

Jeez.

She's hardcore for sure.

Sakamoto!

You're alright!

I won't save you next time.

You?

Why did you save my life?

I told you I could understand why you admire Mr. Sakamoto.

Besides...

he wouldn't have left you to drown.

That's why.

It's all yours...

I'm saying you can have the title of number one fan!

Keep me out of it!

Why?! We can grow the community together!

- Let's talk more! - What a pain...

- Oh, I know, - Please!

why don't you gimme your tail instead of that doll.

Shoot, it's lagging a bit.

Guess I'll just pretend it's an FPS game.

Alright then...

Time to hunt for new members.

Shin!

Mafuyu, Kaji.

What's up with him?

He's the other one with recommendations.

I think I've seen this guy before.

Where do I know him from?

Gaku, stop fooling around and start recruiting.

It's not like any of 'em will be any good.

Now, now. Don't give up.

Boss.

An organization is made up of individuals.

I am impressed by this thing.

Virtual reality, was it?

Who knew hit men could work remotely.

Mr. Kashima, I think it's broken.

I can't move it at all.

Put your goggles on.

Um,

could you do it for me?

Honestly...

Candidate number 208, uh... What was your name again?

Shinaya.

Right, Mr. Shinaya.

You're disqualified for breaking the rules.

What? Which rule did he break?

And why'd he get caught so easily?

We've told you that you'd be considered dead if you didn't have a tail on.

No zombies, please.

It's in my way.

On our way here,

we passed four bodies of candidates.

Are you responsible for them too, Shinaya?

Do you know what you must have as a hit man?

Love

and discipline.

We don't need thrill killers at the JCC.

You gotta respect how we operate as pros.

We make a living out of this, you know?

What's wrong?

Nothing.

You know, I hate teachers.

So. We won't kill you,

but you'll have to sit it out until the exam is--

Found a weapon.

Fire.

He's not bad.

I told you to show some respect!

He's out of his mind.

Suppose the exam will have to wait.

You three, run while you can.

You young people have a future ahead of you.

Hurry up, Shin. Let's go!

You go ahead.

If I can't fight what I'm facing now,

I can't see a future where I'm stronger!

You're gonna die young, kid.

Oh no...

That fight earlier...

used up my time...

What on earth?

Trying to outshine us? No fair.

I know, right?

You two...

Alright, nice.

We've got some challengers.

I wonder how the exam's going for Mr. Manager and Shin.

It must be a breeze for them!

I'm a little worried.

I wonder if they're getting proper food...

Taro will easily opt for instant noodles.

Who knows? Maybe they're eating snakes and grasshoppers.

That's not funny!

Mr. Taro, we gathered the edible wild greens you wanted.

A whole heap of 'em!

Thanks, guys.

This is delicious.

Packed with nutrition, too.

Somehow, I enjoy cooking when I'm camping out.

Subtitle translation by: Yuka Kristi