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I want to introduce you to something that we call the Hot Crazy Scale.

5 crazy and a 7 crazy, wiper. The danger zone.

Redheads, strippers, girls in antiphony, you don't want to go here.

Now this is the Hot Crazy Matrix.

Here are some examples.

Hey, Ivory.

Hey, Daddy.

Hey, um, we need to talk.

Okay.

Um, you know, um, I haven't been, uh, too happy with,

uh, your behavior lately.

Okay, so?

Well, um, you know, I was, uh, Talking with your mom last night and, you

know, just the partying and, you know, you already just started college and

you're already failing your classes.

And you're always hanging out with all these different guys. You don't know

you're doing.

And, well, you're 18 now.

And your mom wants you to move out next week.

What?

Yeah, I'm serious.

That's what she wants. She wants you to move out. Why?

Because she's tired of dealing with it.

You never listen to anything we tell you.

Maybe we can work something out.

There's nothing to work out.

She wants you to move next week. She's giving you a week.

You want me to tell you because you're always manipulating her.

And convincing her, like, let you do whatever you want.

Because that's what you do.

And you need... You need, like, a wake -up call thing or something. That's what

she wants. She wants you to move out.

Maybe you can talk to her.

She always listens to what you say.

I'm not gonna... I'm gonna go along with what she wants.

Okay? Maybe you and I can work something out.

Ivory, there's nothing to work out.

You have to move out.

Alright?

I'm just telling you first.

And don't bother your mother about it.

She's going to tell you the same thing.

You can work something out, Daddy.

Okay.

I don't know what you're trying to do right now, okay?

I like older men.

Like, I like you.

Stop it.

Stop. Okay? I don't... I don't know what... I'm sure you do. You've got

of issues. I don't know.

Your other dad wasn't around.

Listen. Oh, come on.

It's not... That's not going to work.

You're just my stepdad. It's okay.

That doesn't... I'm still your dad, okay?

You're just my stepdad.

Yeah.

Come on. What do you think you're going to do? This could work.

You could talk...

You think you're going to seduce me right now, and I'm going to tell her

you can stay?

Maybe.

Oh, come on.

Look.

Irie, that's not... You like it?

I'm your dad. You can't... My stepdad, though.

That's not going to work.

Okay?

You can't... Look.

Do you have a feeling?

Listen, it's not... I'm...

You've got to work this out.

I can't do that.

Yeah, you can.

You don't have to tell her anything.

It's just between you and me.

And what? I just tell her I want you to stay and I give you a second chance?

Yes, one more chance.

I won't tell. She'll kill me.

Don't tell her.

I really shouldn't do this.

You're so thick, Daddy.

Oh, God.

Can you give me one more chance now?

Yeah, yeah.

We're on the Tuesday.

Okay, I am.

Oh, it's so hot.

You like that, Daddy?

and then turn it on for about 10 seconds.

When she gets home, I'll tell her that you need to stay.

Okay. And that we're going to give you another chance.

And that you're going to be better in school. Yes.

Yes, I will.