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I need some money for Sanya. A flower, a restaurant, various plushies.

Did I rent you an apartment? Did I repay your debt to Bataysk?

You are becoming a bad investment. - We had small disagreements.

Quite light, insignificant. - And an apology will do.

I really overdid it, I'm even torturing myself now. I don't want a million from you

BGN 500 will be enough for me. - I won't give you a fish, but a fishing rod.

How so? - Bald rod.

Who works at the school. You're his boss and you need money.

Go to him and do what you want.

PHYSICAL TEACHER 37 series

How to live, I ask? It was different in the 90s.

Everything was clear. - Those were more romantic times.

And there is no soul in that. - I was thinking why bother, eh?

Over now, no criminal activities. I want to live with Tanya, you understand?

Evenings in front of the TV, Sundays for a walk, this is life.

What's your problem? You don't owe Lena anymore. Happy retirement, old man.

Drink kefir and solve crossword puzzles?

The squirrel won't drop the nut just like that.

There is a file on me.

So. So we need to figure out how to get this sleazy thing off her.

Where does he keep it? Probably in a safe in the wall behind a picture.

No, she's a mean chick. An empty grave?

That will be your new incentive. Shall we burn the whole place down?

As we did with the prosecution. - I'll sneak into her office.

I'm going to call a hacker, he'll delete everything from the computer like the buttons.

And how are you going to sneak in? - Key.

Apart from the Squirrel, there is also that one. Gerasim.

So take the talkative one

and brought him to me at the club. As you clear things out of life,

I will release Polya to him. He'll put the key in her pants himself, guarantee.

So we do, Psych. Thank you, brother.

Weren't you taught to knock? - I come for work.

You have 10 seconds from now. - I think I decide how many seconds?

I'm like a boss to you. - To understand that the keyword

is "something like". With her, you can be something like barefoot.

You're like nobody here. - If you don't listen to me,

I will call Lena and she will send some video, you know where.

I am listening to you?

So, the students have graduation soon, they don't sleep, they only study.

We will help them.

We'll sell them amphets. - But a businessman.

Better straight up heroin. Get out now. And take them.

Lena - call.

Hold on.

Free.

Yes. Can we go up here?

No, that's the point.

Are you bringing all the girls here? - No, you're the first.

I usually come here by myself when I'm feeling down or want to sit

and to think about everything.

Just kidding, the wifi is very strong here. - Shit, I got tied up.

I'm so glad you actually wrote to me, and you're right.

We can really start over. - Please!? I haven't written anything like that?

I missed you. - And you to me.

You know, it's probably time to...

Audio translation and subtitles kotaraka_eek "The Sloths" 2015

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Stop! It can't be like that. We are both in a relationship, you with Alyona, I with Dima.

Stop lying, Sasha. Alyona and Dima are like that, they fill the void.

One word from you and I'm ready to dump Alyona.

But I need a guarantee. - Wait, I can't do that.

What are you doing here!? Begom in the school!

Hello, Oleg Evgenievich. - What do you want, Banana? I'm running late.

I come here for that thing. - Do you need a gun?

No, there for that - speed, agility, observation.

Banana, you pronounce the words in a chaotic order.

Say exactly what you want. - Dima said you have herbs here?

Herbalists have herbs.

Okay, Oleg Evgenievich, I'll tell Dima not to gossip anymore.

Wait.

How much do you want? - 5 for me.

A kilogram!? - Count.

Or grams or however you measure them there. - I understand you.

If you speak, I'll rip your tongue out. - Sure, conspiracy, I'm dead.

Okay, get out, I can't in front of you, you'll see where I keep them.

You are right.

I want to talk, face to face, for a minute.

I thought, why fight?

Better to be in contact, so to speak, with you.

Do you want to go to a cafe or a restaurant, have a drink, relax?

Let's mend our relationship.

Don't pretend to be bad. I'm talking to you normally, like a man.

If you want - fine, if not - let 's not get lost.

You can see how stuck I am. Put yourself in my shoes, be human.

Okay, I'll meet you. - Great, there is sound.

I will be very interested to learn more about your life tragedy.

Then let it be at 8? Exactly at 8.

Flamingo strip club?

So folks, limited quantities. A new drug, terribly strong.

Have you seen In Satan's Shoes? They lie about everything there.

But for you, as friends, 6 BGN each. - Banana, hide it.

I don't use drugs. - Yes, they are for fools.

Let's hit beer better. - You're missing a big promotion.

Here, look.

Banana, it's sloppy. There must be a crystal, I've seen it in the movies.

And these are fictional tablets. - You are fictional, I took one an hour ago,

gives terrible power. Enough dudes, where?

Then when you find out they're great, they'll cost 8.

Students, I will need a list of numbers who will participate in the preparation.

Let's record you. What are you hiding there?

Quickly take them and follow me.

Give them to me.

What is this? - Stomach tablets.

Oleg Evgenievich gave them to me, isn't he a teacher, he has a first aid kit.

Oleg Evgenievich!? - Well yes.

What if I ask him? - But ask him exactly like that.

Are the pills you gave Banana really for the stomach?

Otherwise he won't remember. - Okay, that's exactly how I'm going to ask him.

What's up Tanyush? - I got this from Bodyagin.

Are you selling drugs to students?

I don't see anything funny. - The funny thing, Tanyush,

is that you take the vitamins from the students. You're big now, it doesn't suit you.

Vitamins!?

Oleg!?

Bodyagin wanted drugs for the whole gang. I gave him vitamins.

So what am I? A hero? - No, you are no hero.

Why is that? - Because he thinks he's taking drugs,

and the teacher of the year, who should have told him it was bad, sold them to him.

I pray, what so much? Bodyagin graduates next week.

Get over there already, our work is done.

What work is done? We are big people, it is very important for him to understand

that this is very bad. You know? - Yes.

Focusing on men's fears?

Sasha, did you know that flamenco is one of the most passionate dances in the world?

I was thinking of doing a scene with you, but you'll have to change clothes.

It's raining, what flamenco? Do you know how I got wrapped up? Tell me...

Is kissing cheating?

Why would it be cheating? Maybe you wanted something new?

For women , diversity in a relationship is generally very important .

I do not understand. I kissed Anton.

I'm supposed to be with Dima, but we're at odds.

I'm a terrible and bad person, aren't I?

You're not bad, Sash.

Your relationship with Dima is bad. If all was well,

You wouldn't cheat on him, would you? - Isn't a kiss cheating?

I was guided by limited information. Your subconscious just wants someone else

and then Anton appears. - Everything is really very complicated.

Our relationship with Dima, something is wrong with him.

You don't love Dima anymore, it's just a bad habit.

And what is done with bad habits?

We leave them. - Exactly, we leave them.

That's it, bye.

Only 60 BGN? - They are not looking for them, they do not want them.

I'll call Lena now. - And what are you going to tell her?

Are you confused? Kids don't want to buy drugs? They don't do drugs?

Have they become conscious? - Enough nonsense, give me the "load".

It's in the sewers. Remember, nephew, drugs aren't just for humans.

Tatyana Savovna? - What's wrong?

I wanted to talk about the pills. - Leave it, they were really for the stomach.

Evgenievich explained everything to me, I had imagined that it was drugs.

There is no such thing, madam, where am I, where are the amphetes?

Or what did you think they were? - That's exactly why I thought of them.

But the new amphetamines, tablets, have a very bad effect on health.

Two tenth graders from the neighboring school are in hospital.

In hospital? For what? - For whatever reason. They harm everything.

Liver, kidneys, vision is lost, memory begins to weaken.

But the worst, of course, impotence.

Seriously? - Terrible straight up.

The poor boys. I must go, ma'am.

Have you ever thought you might be in a midlife crisis?

Everything gets messed up. You have to find your new self.

I want to find my old self. Bring back old Thomas.

Let everything go back to the way it was, except for Yeltsin, of course.

I'm trying to understand you, you seem like a serious man, Thomas.

Honest, loyal, broke?

I respect you, you are a professional with a capital letter.

But you ask some strange questions

Let's move on to normal, male topics? Cars, chicks, politics?

Understand that these topics do not concern me.

Go straight. When I first saw you, I was really scared.

I have such a property. I walk and people fall.

I was scared, what if I suddenly became so useless too?

No offense. You do your best for the boss, he uses you and throws you away.

Yes. Let's drink bro.

For men like us, on whose shoulders,

lies the glory of these nits with fat wallets.

Come on, to the bottom, for us.

I'm actually living her life. I have been working for 15 years without vacation or rest.

This is my first outing. - Well, take a breath.

Let off steam, relax. Fields, come here.

Hello, come and talk in private.

Maybe you shouldn't. We are fine like this. - You do not like?

Go tell everyone else to come, we want to look at everyone.

No, you don't need to call anyone. I'm not into that stuff at all.

Which things? - Women don't excite me.

How do you feel about this? Issue?

Normal, no problem.

I have to call.

Psycho, imagine, he's a faggot.

Please? This cabinet?

Yep, straight up pedesaurus.

Why did you bring him? To disappear from my club, because it will be necessary after him

to reupholster the sofa. - Do not scream. I need the key.

Well now I'll go kick it and get it. Why celebrate?

Are you crazy. He is a killer, he will chop us up in sacks and throw us out. Beretta gay.

I will call my friend. - Why?

He's a stripper, he doesn't give up anything for money.

You will not breed them past me! I wonder what to do with one.

Psycho, think what to do? - I can't think of pederugs.

Okay, I have a plan, I know what he likes. - We all know what he likes.

He is talkative on soulful topics. Loves heart topics.

I will go talk to him, I can convince him to help.

I wish you luck. Thomas? - Yes?

Just keep the "oven". - Idiot.

Great, Banana, I want to talk.

I'm already dealing with "things". - I don't care at all.

Excellent "cargo", it will be even cheaper through me.

What is it for? My health is more important. Why ruin it?

The liver, kidneys and other organs there are more important to me.

We need to talk. I'm waiting for you at 10 in front of the school.

Why? Why just now when I met dear, dear to me…

man does my fate do such fidelity checks?

All your problems, Thomas, come from keeping everything to yourself.

That's where the whole problem comes from.

When it gets hard, I cry, and you do, it will make you feel better.

Cry, Thomas, you keep too many things in yourself.

I cried to myself.

Really relieved, yes.

I have work, I'll be back in half an hour, wait for me, please.

I'll be back and then we can talk as much as you want.

On all kinds of heartfelt topics.

You are an accurate man, Thomas. It's not visible from the outside.

What about me... I'm going.

Antosh, I'm breaking up with Dima. Here's your guarantee.

Super. I knew you'd choose me.

Sanya?

Hello.

sure baby

it was very hard for me, I missed him.

I wanted to call you right away, but I knew an apology wasn't enough.

It might work with other chicks, but you're special.

You change me. Don't be mad at Dima.

Dima, we have to break up.

Please!? - Our relationship is not what it was.

We fight, we have a different outlook on life,

our feelings may not be genuine. What is the point of struggling alone?

No, no, honey, wait. Everything has to be just right.

Quarrels, contradictions. There must be trials in love.

We will overcome them together. I'm willing to compromise.

Do you want to go to the black coffee?

It's not your fault, it's mine.

I won't change, why put up with me? - You don't have to change,

I like everything about you anyway. You can even not lose weight.

And now you're sexy. - We won't be together anyway.

Why? - I...

I failed you.

I was kissing another boy.

Hold on a little.

So what now? So.

Okay.

Dima, is everything okay? Does she cry?

Yes, I cried.

It really hurts a lot. It was as if my heart had been ripped out and stomped on.

But I thought

that one mistake is not a reason to collapse everything.

It's not easy, but I forgive you, Sasha.

Because I really love you very much.

I'll die if I'm not with you. - I...

I do not know what to say. - Just say you love me.

That will be enough.

I love.

If you want I will be by your side for two thousand years,

just tell me yes or no?

Say baby, yes or no?

Hello? Mustak, I need help with the computer.

Ok, for starters, what operating system is the computer running?

You fool, don't you want to help me? - What does it say on the computer case?

What to write? It says nothing.

An apple, bitten, is drawn. - You need to find the file,

through the finder, then right button

and select "Move to Trash".

Hello.

You shouldn't have done that.

All information is on the Cloud.

What are you strumming? What cloud?

True, I'm not as old as you.

I may be old, but look how fast I am.

The information is on the net. Lena can download it whenever and wherever she wants.

So it didn't rub off down on the tarmac?

Will you betray me? - I'm sorry, but that's my job.

I know what the whole circus was about. You want to save the family

which I respect a lot. I won't call Lena right away.

She'll find out for herself when she comes.

Thanks Tolya, I appreciate it.

Try to think of something. - I'll give you some advice.

Confess to your wife, it will be worse if she finds out from Lena.

Understood.