Original subtitles

Holy shit, I'm freaking out with nerves already. I don't know whether to go or not? What do you think?

I wasn't going to go. Inviting you along with Slav at all is a big stupidity.

I will say my stomach hurts. No. Temperature?

A complete madwoman at work... - No, it doesn't work.

I'll tell you one thing. Running away from exes is basically pointless.

We thought you were sleeping. - Tanyusha, you shouldn't run.

Should I run away from Svetka? I've seen her naked, everywhere.

We got you already. - You have to go. let them see

that you don't mind the breakup at all and you're doing great on your own.

Or are you napping? - I've been through everything. Remained in the past.

I would tell you to go, Tanyush.

Paint yourself, short skirt, thong high heels and go, queen.

Let his pants get a little tighter when he sees how good you are without him.

If you want, I'll even drive you. With my car washed, we'll go.

Want. Come before us at 5.

So until 5? - Yes. Or not?

FIZRUK episode 30

Audio translation and subtitles kotaraka_eek "The Sloths" 2015

Hello friends. I thought,

that we are mature people, but we fight like children. End this war?

Come to our house tonight, let's sit like mature people?

What speech, Mamaeva? You have no friends left at all?

Stop it. There's an apartment available, my pants are already smoking.

Will there be beautiful girls, Mamaeva, or only Mustaka?

We will come, Sanya, just text me the address.

Okay, we'll come and joke around.

See you later then. See you later.

I heard there's going to be a party today? - So, Valya.

I made up this "party" just to scold everyone.

Let them see me with Dima and be jealous.

I don't mind you being a PR person yourself, but raising your image,

at the expense of other people... I will give you an example with the wife of that one...

I know it's bad. But I so want to show them how happy I am.

I agree, but you could have told me earlier so I could change my schedule.

About that, Valya, I thought,

we will all be more couples there. So, surely you won't be interested with us?

Why? Banana will be alone? Besides, I'm your friend,

and if I am not present, awkward questions may arise.

Well yes. In principle, there is not much difference, right?

It's not your fault you're alone. When you're alone, you're alone.

Loneliness has become your calling card, hasn't it? - Subtle sarcasm is my calling card.

Enjoy watching!

Thanks for bringing me. - Enough, Tanyush,

what are friends for anyway? Come on, go, have fun.

Give it hard. - Okay. Goodbye.

Yes hello? - Hello, Oleg Evgenievich,

I am very embarrassed to remind you of the debt, but...

Are you crazy? What debt are you talking about? - I helped you find Sasha,

by triangulation. - Okay, say what you want?

I need the numbers of female courtesans.

You look like someone who knows them. - Good for you, you're smart.

You are tired of playing in the toilet. - No no. You misunderstood me.

I need a girl for the evening. Let's say to raise the image.

I understand you completely. Okay. More money, but you'll have it soon.

Thank you, Oleg Evgenievich. - Only this one, Valentine,

look at her carefully. Look at everything. It might be your last. See you later.

Let's go. - What happened?

Nothing. I'm just not in the mood. It is.

Tanyush, you can't lie. It's all written on your face. Say it quickly.

Okay. I shouldn't have come. Only couples are inside.

And what? - Nothing. Slav is not alone either.

He's with that one, his secretary. So there was reason to hate her.

The goat. It's very pitiful. He could wait a little at least.

Take it easy. Now we'll figure something out. - I already made it up. Let's go.

No. We have to fight.

Do you want me to come in with you? Like a fancy escort thing.

This is the only thing that separates me from complete happiness. - So what?

I'm a good choice. I'm handsome and you're in heels. Everyone will gasp.

Consider that we immediately lead Slav with 2:0.

Dumb reception. I've been to ones where people came in gold pants.

Look at these, shame. Guys in shorts.

I thought you were just an escort. - Do you want to make an impression?

Want. - Then trust the professional.

Dear people! Old man. - Are you here too?

Glad to see you. Tanya. - Hello.

Am I to understand that you are together now? - Yes.

We meet. - Not only that, we live together.

We take care of each other. We pamper each other. Such things you never dreamed of.

I am so happy for you. You look great.

Just envy more modestly, you will explode with envy and spray the guests.

And how is it for you personally? Fornication?

Well, it goes somehow on a personal level. Here is my personal plan.

Jeanne. Tanyush, you know each other, right? - Yes.

My former personal assistant. - You help the boss well, little one.

Hello. - Oleg, Tanya's boyfriend,

a typical Russian physics teacher. So you still work at the school?

Not only. School is like that for the soul, but otherwise I'm...

Financial expert. I cash out. I carry them with suitcases, so to speak.

To understand with small suitcases? - Why?

Tanyush, I think I gave you this dress last year.

No. They look alike. I gave her this one yesterday. - Yes.

Olegcho, let's go and greet the others. I'm glad we met.

Goodbye. See you again. - See you again.

Hello. - Wow, Mameva, what an apartment.

Isn't your father Abramovich? I think Mamaeva is your last name, it's not.

Why does she dress like a peasant? - It's very chic, yes.

How many rooms are there here? - I do not know. I thought there were 5.

But the other day we found another one with Dima, on the second floor. Right, Dima?

Actually get to know each other. This is Dima, my boy.

He is 24 years old. - Hello, friends.

We are not friends. - Hello, Dimas.

So you're flirting with Mamaeva? - The minors are playing,

and the elderly make love. - Why don't you make "Home 2" here?

Mameva, does he date you for pay too?

Listen, little ones, I explain the situation. Listen carefully.

Money means nothing. Everyone is equal to everyone, everyone is equal to everyone,

everyone is equal to everyone. Do you get it?

I can't understand it sober, let's have something to drink?

Reasonable is that which is useful.

Food, friends, food makes the fight,

Mamaeva, it’s not the party itself that’s behind the golems, but the teacher of si imash. Master Yoda.

Did I not understand something? Don't you like it?

Why are we standing, here are drinks, pour yourselves. - Finally, Mamaeva.

Say who will drink what.

Sasha, are you really dating him? Air under pressure.

I go out with whoever I want.

Don't sweat it, Tanyush.

We lost the battle, but we will win the war. As Suvorov has done.

Listen, Suvorov, let's get out of here.

I told you not to sweat it. We will win either way.

Guess what, I thought it was a meatball, and some crap with peas.

Folly with peas is called falafel. Falafel.

I have a feeling we won't win the war.

Friends, I suggest we play a game. Check out what we have here.

"Monopoli", "Evolution"... - Slavic?

Let's play Monopoly? - Old man, do you like playing Monopoly?

Well yes. - Well, you're a businessman, aren't you?

Oleg, what do you do? - Calm down, Tanyush.

In the 90s I lived in "Monopoly". But the stakes were real.

So that everyone will believe that you're my girl,

we will need a well-honed story. - Please?

Remember, we met on October 26th last year.

It was raining heavily. I checked, it was really pouring then.

I have walked on "Arbat" and I have seen the most traveled woman,

who stuck her heel in the grates of the street sewer.

I got close and it was you. - First of all, don't call me "you".

Shit, it could have been the first shoot. - Relax. Only occasionally

you will touch my chest and that's it.

Will I have to touch them?

Okay, leave it all to me. Let's go, Valentine.

What is this female name? - I was named after my grandmother.

Can you see!? - You don't spit, Mustak.

Meet, this is my companion Polina.

Oops, hello. - Hello.

you what? Do you know each other? - Please? No, I'm a little surprised.

Me too, to be honest. - I understand you.

It is very difficult for you to believe that some people accept me as a man.

We met on the 26th of October... - Enough. He must be your relative.

An aunt or a friend. - No, no, it's his sister.

No, no mustache see? - Vel.

I'll be damned. - Moustache!?

He's going to eat her.

Something to say? I got it out. Shipyard. I got it out of you.

Shipyard. It's all fair, gentlemen.

Take your money and put it in the bank.

Then I'll take them away from you too. Did you understand?

Do you mind if I stay with you? - Come on in.

I see you didn't waste your time. You got your bearings quickly.

I was just fighting for my happiness. I won. - How he fights. Did you sit and stare blankly?

Everyone has their own methods. I knew from the beginning that it wasn't going to work out between you two.

This teacher suits you much better.

Pay now!

Loser.

It's my turn, hello.

You probably regret your choice, but Slav is mine, don't even think about it.

I needed your Glory. My Olegcho is much better.

Bankrupt.

Are we talking about the same person? - At first glance, it's just like that.

Such a one - wild.

Otherwise he is gentle.

By the way, teacher of the year.

Exactly. Here you are. Who's the boss now? I ask who?

I'm the boss, okay? Tanyuha, bring champagne.

I hope you are happy with him.

Unearthly straight. - Have a good evening.

Dima likes to take pictures of me while I sleep. I find the pictures on his phone.

Kindergarten of some kind. My Antosha,

gave me a bra.

Three pairs, by the way. - Sorry to intrude,

but is this a gift? 5 orgasms in one night, that's it.

But for Vel, even this is not the ceiling.

So Vel this is Mustache right?

No one else Vel? - There is only one Vel in my life.

And by the way, the mustache plays a very important role in this.

I didn't understand what he was doing with the mustache? - Move them.

I didn't expect it either, girls. It's nothing special in appearance,

but in bed, Vel knows such erogenous zones that even I myself did not know.

What are these zones? - I will tell you in secret,

that he pleases me very much.

Knows what language is used for.

And what. Sex is not the most important thing. And Dima and I have wonderful sex.

Mamaeva, let us listen. - But the most important thing is the relationship.

For me, Dima is capable of anything. Smoke?

Dima, come quickly. It's urgent. - What's up?

That's how it's played, do you understand? - Sanya, I'm playing. If you need me, come.

You have a really great relationship , Mamaeva.

Antosh?

what's up baby - Miss you.

Right? Come here. You miss me, you say.

Dim, come help me bring the wine.

Dima, I can't do everything by myself. Help me somehow. Talk to my friends.

Don't let something go wrong? Why do I do it?

You want to communicate with your minor friends, communicate alone.

I'm leaving. - Please, Dima, don't leave.

Okay, because of you I'll stay. But you know that they piss me off.

I'll sit here for a while. - It's just...

Okay.

Look, Tanyusha. Slavyan, did we teach you?

Welcome, Tanichka.

Is everything okay Tanya? - Excellent, just wonderful.

Attention please. Everyone come here. I want to make a toast.

One, one. A sample. My friends.

Len, Phil, I drink to you. A year ago, we were more or less the same at your wedding.

During this year, everyone's life has changed a little or a lot.

For some, for the better. And for others to even better.

And I wish you always and everything to be good for you.

I thought for a long time about what to give you and I decided to surprise you.

Jeanne and I also decided to get married.

And we invite everyone present to our wedding.

Yes, yes. Come here.

You happen to be wasting your time with the wrong person.

But I'm fine with it because...

you can't tell right away, but I met the love of my life.

And now I'm sure I won't have to wait 6 years. Yes.

If we talk about substance, Jeanne has many merits.

It doesn't put me out of my skin, it gets me.

Wonderful. - She is grateful. Which is very important.

I know she loves me. Do you love me? - A lot.

Here it is. You won't change your mind before the wedding.

As we know it happens sometimes.

To speak directly. I love you.

One second, I want to make a toast too. Tostchence, little one.

Come on in. - Excellent. Everything is fine.

You know, I am very happy for Slavik.

Seriously, let him be happy like I am now.

Because now I'm so happy. Yes.

I speak the truth. It's true. I also met the man

whom I love very much. I love you.

He loves me too and I can feel it. I feel...

is loved. By the way, for the first time in my life.

Therefore, Slav, from a pure heart and soul I wish you,

to die. Die you bastard, I hate you. I despise you.

Thank you.

Life twists and turns, like cigarette smoke, the smoke gets in your eyes and makes you tear up.

And the heart so calm and light. And the others will not go further.

Just look at it.

Dima, I didn't want to distract you, but my friends insisted.

I let it slip that you're a rapper and they're just begging you to order us something.

Who asked? Aren't we napping? - Sasha, you asked, I think?

I didn't ask you for anything, I was just asking if it rhymed, and you got us here.

Sanya, I'm a little busy. - Great. A convenient excuse.

Let's not get in the way of the man. - Wait. It will start now.

Dima, won't it be too difficult for you? - Do you really want it?

Are you sure? A real rapper only rhymes what he thinks.

Yes. Show them. - Briefly.

You wanted the truth? Here she is. Not a party, but a clown circus.

Borzov is thought of as a big male, take it easy, little one, you haven't grown up yet.

Your chick only cares about money, she'll dump you for any rich uncle.

Banana is drinking stupidly, you think you are more? You're dumb and that's why you're dumb.

Mustaka paid a prostitute to pretend to be his p..ka.

It's the turn of the organizer of the action, he wants to rise with my reputation.

Dima will not allow himself to be manipulated , you will have to capitulate, baby.

I won't put up with this anymore, love it or go away. Or...

disappear or disappear.

Mameva, great party. Invite us again.

Yes, the perfect couple. Dumb and dumb girl.

See you soon. - Let's get out of here.

I wanted to show off with you.

You don't have to fuck with me, baby, I'm no good.

I am a man and you are a woman and you are always second. Have you heard about it?

You don't have to pressure me. I'm the boss.

Maybe you'll stay? - You're pressuring me again.

So, I'll go for a walk and you stay here and think

who is more important to you Me or your shitty classmates.

Tanya?

Was he upset because of Slavyan? You still love him, don't you?

I don't love anything about it, it's just offensive, you know?

So long together and now 3 months...

and married. That's not fair. - Because he's a fool.

You should feel sorry for that Jeanne. You got away in time.

Don't comfort me. So what comes out? It turns out that he is fine without me,

and I'm somehow bad without him? And everybody can see that, you know?

And I'm just sick. - Are you sick, Tanyuha?

Do you feel up to it? - No, I'm basically sick.

I'm already 30 and I have nothing and no one.

If only I were this Jeanne's age. - What are you rattling?

People like Zhanna with a shovel to dig them down, and you are unique and unique, Tanyush.

A unique woman. Even such a drinker with snot.

Again, you are a hundred times better than this Jeanne. You're bound to meet someone.

The right person. Who will love you like that.

He will carry you in his arms, he will kiss you passionately.

And I... I'll always be around.

Sometimes I break down and I need you now.

And I need you more than ever.

If only you could give me a big hug,

we were going to stay together forever.

Are you coming? - Yes.

Come on, Tanyush, let's get out of here. - One second.

I didn't finish my toast.

Fame? - Yes, Tanyus.

I wish you luck. Hold on, you bastard.

My girl.

"The Sloths" 2015