All language subtitles for Family Law s02e04

Previously on Family Law. You're my book
club. Maggie is the one who's pregnant

and alone, and she needs us more than
you do.

Cordelia.

Harrison. She predates your mother. My
dad and I are going to take a year off

and backpack around the world.

Can you sign this? What is this?

40 under 40. This is for the city's most
promising.

Dad's never going to see me as a real
partner. Is that it?

Mr. Spencer.

Yes, your honor.

40 under 40. I'm in. Yes!

Fuck it, Dad!

Since when do you have a phone?

Dad loaned me his old one and I think
I'm still getting his text.

Who's Felicity?

Tell me again you weren't going to sleep
with her, Frank. I can't do that. Why

do you think you agreed to meet with
this woman? Because everything was easy

with Felicity and everything with her is
hard.

But I don't want to be anybody's hard,
Frank.

Let's hope for her.

Let's go over it one more time.

Your mother and I have something we need
to discuss with you. First of all, we

love you both very much.

And then you're going to say that we'll
always be their parents.

And we'll always be there for them?

Mm -hmm.

After we've broken the news, we'll ask
if they have any questions.

Lucy says the most important thing is
that we're a united front.

Obviously.

Oh, I don't know if today is the best
day for this.

Sophia is foul right now.

Fowl is in so much her mood as it is her
default.

We can't put this off forever.

Your mother and I have something we need
to discuss with you. You're getting

divorced.

Yes.

We love you both so much.

And we'll always, always be there for
you.

Obviously, this isn't your fault.

Even though it's a change, your lives
will largely be the same.

Same schools, same friends, same homes.

Why can't you guys just talk it out like
you tell me and Sophie to do when we're

fighting?

Things aren't always that
straightforward, kiddo.

I think we'll be a better family.

Apart.

And I respect your mother's decision.

Do you have any questions?

Can we stop talking now?

I respect your mother's decision.

What the hell was that? You threw me
under the bus again.

I didn't know what to say. That's why we
wrote a script.

Why did you say same home? Are you
suggesting I live with my mother

This is our house, bought largely with
my money. Abby, you aren't in the

driver's seat here. What does that mean?
Just means, technically, I still have

sole custody. I can't believe you're
still lording this over my head. I'm

Okay.

We need to get all of this in writing,
just so everything is crystal clear.

Agreed. I'll draft us a separation
agreement, okay?

Okay.

I miss her too, Cecil.

Harry would like a word with you in his
office.

Hi. How'd it go?

Awful.

The kids barely said anything, and then
Frank went rogue and basically told them

the divorce was my idea.

What an idiot.

I'm going to draft up a separation
agreement today.

Yourself?

Frank's a family lawyer, and I do a
pretty good impression of one.

Shouldn't be that complicated.

A lawyer who represents herself has a
fool for a client.

It's a little early for proverbs.

Abigail, would you give me the honor of
representing you in your divorce?

Thank you for the offer, but Sophia and
Nico...

For some inexplicable reason.

Adore you.

I don't want to have to explain to them
why their grandpa is going after their

dad in court.

Well, if you're refusing the best, you
should at least hire the second best.

Cordelia Bernstein.

I don't need a lawyer.

You're not telling him, are you?

I wanted to tell him.

Telling him what?

I got 40 under 40.

Yeah, that was totally next on the
agenda.

Did you?

Accolading. Good for the firm. Way to
go, Danny.

Thank you.

The temp asked me to tell you that your
client's in the boardroom.

My husband hired a divorce lawyer.

And you need representation.

No, I don't want a divorce, please.

Unfortunately, if your husband wants to
end the marriage, there's really nothing

you can do about that.

If I get divorced, I'll be deported.
We've only been married two months. It's

not long enough.

Uh, Carolina, where did you and your
husband meet?

Online.

International Brides.

As in mail order?

He ordered me from a catalog.

You can't prove it, uh -oh.

You got nothing legit, uh -oh.

The glove don't fit, uh -oh.

You got it with quit, uh -oh.

The charges won't stick, cause I ain't
no sucker. Ain't your lollipop, but

you can kiss my sweet uh -huh.

Never gonna stop, never gonna stop,
never gonna stop, never gonna stop. You

can't prove it, uh -oh.

Jim and I exchanged thousands of
messages on this site. Over how long?

A year. When he proposed on Messenger, I
was so happy.

So you never met him in person until...
I arrived at the airport.

Why did you sign up for an international
marriage agency?

I am considered a spinster back home.

You?

I was so excited to start a new life
with my modern Canadian man.

But?

But when I arrived here, I discovered
that he does not want a modern wife.

He wants a servant.

I... Tries to be patient, but every time
I stand up to him, he threatens to

deport me, and now he wants a divorce.

After two years of marriage, you'd be
eligible for independent Canadian

citizenship. You couldn't be deported.
Two months of marriage under your belt,

plus the obligatory one -year
separation, plus the snail's pace of the

system, plus a couple of holdups by us
if necessary, will get you to two years

no problem.

Steph, Caroline's husband wants an
annulment.

What's the difference?

It means the marriage will be canceled.

No divorce process needed, no year of
separation.

Can he do that?

Only if his lawyer can prove immigration
fraud.

If Jim can prove you married him for the
purpose of acquiring Canadian

citizenship... Of course I married for
citizenship.

But I also married for love. In all
likelihood, Jim's lawyer is advising him

seek an annulment instead of a divorce
so he can avoid being financially

responsible for you.

I don't care about the money.

I just want to stay in Canada.

All right, let's try to get Jim and his
lawyer in here this afternoon.

We'll negotiate a deal that allows you
to stay in Canada in exchange for a

waiving support.

Your orders are online, and now he wants
to return them, like a T -shirt from

Amazon. I don't want to see our client
deported, but let's face it, she is

him to stay in the country.

Um, he's using her, too.

Carolina is gorgeous.

Did you see their wedding photo? Jim is,
like, free at best.

So? So, a three can't land a ten without
bringing something to the table.

Spoken with the cynicism of someone with
a marriage on the brink.

Be nice.

How is it any different than all the hot
young women who come into the firm with

dull old rich guys as bartering assets?

Never mind the fact that she probably
doesn't know a single soul here.

Like she has no money of her own, no
resources, and things turn sour. He

all the cards.

Okay. Okay.

Points all taken.

Oh, my God. Did you get headshots done?

No. Oh, it's a professional photo for
his stellar single dating profile.

One of those furrowed brow jackets swung
over the shoulder numbers.

Give me back my phone. Daniel S., law
firm partner.

Iron Man competitor.

Oh, oh, 40 under 40. Didn't waste any
time getting that on the old bio, did

Give me my phone. Abigail, give your
brother his phone back.

How can you judge Karolinka for using a
marriage service when you're shopping

for dates on an app? Because I'm not
paying to meet women.

Mail -order marriages are gilded
prostitution.

You're expecting to find love with a
checklist.

Preach. Danielle came exactly as
advertised, and that still fell apart.

I don't want to hear it. All of your
relationships, except for Jerry's, have

crashed and burned no matter how you met
your partners.

The temp asked me to tell you Harry's 2
o 'clock appointment just arrived.

Why didn't she do it herself?

She said she's shy.

Excuse me.

Our client requires a prenuptial clause
that Tezza remain at her target weight

for the duration of the marriage.

A scaling clause?

A commitment to follow the body mass
index guidelines.

It's ludicrous.

Ash and Tezza are social media moguls.
These two understand their lifestyle

channel is a business.

Video is a visual medium.

We'll concede to it.

We will?

On the condition that your client gets
rid of the mustache.

It's for November.

June. My client is raising awareness for
prostate cancer. Men's expert is one of

our sponsors.

It makes you look like the kind of man
they warn children about.

That's objective.

My client suffers stash rash.

Video is visual.

As you said.

Fine, but we'll need Tezza to refrain
from wearing colors on camera that are

uncomplimentary to my client's skin
tone. You want to control my color

Last time you were yellow, our followers
flooded the comment section asking if

I'm jaundiced.

Our client is willing to waive her right
to spousal support if Jim withdraws his

annulment petition.

No can do. My client wishes to terminate
the marriage.

And he can by filing for an uncontested
divorce.

Jim and Karolinka can begin their legal
separation.

Effective immediately.

For all intents and purposes, they'll be
divorced.

The paperwork will catch up with them in
less than two years. Jim saves money.

Kara Lincoln won't be deported.
Everybody wins.

Do we have a deal?

No deal. You scammed me. How did I scam
you?

You said you were in love with me.

I was in love.

With the man on the computer.

You aren't the man you said you were.
You said you were traditional. You don't

hardly cook or clean. I am not your
maid.

Spend all day eating cinnamon hearts,
watching soap operas. I'm learning

English. Hold up in the spare room all
night on the phone with your brother. I

miss my family, okay? All right,
everyone. No.

He said he has a home. It's a trailer
home.

I am a hostage there. He won't give me a
key. Why would I give you a key when

you have nowhere to go?

He said he's going to take me out for
fancy dinners.

I took you to Swiss Shelly. Hold on,
time.

Fancy dinners are for wives.

Wives are supposed to perform marital
duties.

Wives perform marital duties when
they're in the mood, pal. And something

me being threatened with deportation
isn't a turn -on. Has the marriage been

consummated?

Yes. A few times when she first arrived.

Now she grimaces every time I come near
her like a reek or something. Your

client misrepresented herself. She
conned my client for residency status.

story. We won't be withdrawing the
annulment petition.

Karolinka, do you have records of your
correspondence with Jim?

It was all done through International
Brides. The account's closed now.

I'll draft up an order for production of
documents.

So your clients buy brides.

I'm not a fimp, Miss Bianchi.

What's the business model?

International brides charge a nominal
fee to facilitate messages.

Define nominal.

Eight dollars.

Eight dollars per message. So if you
have thousands and thousands of

well done.

Jim and Carolina text a lot about the
beautiful babies they're going to make

together. Yes. For many women to build a
family with a strong provider is a

fairy tale.

A fairy tale right up until your husband
files for an annulment two months into

the marriage and you're facing
deportation. I'm saddened by this news,

sometimes marriages don't work out. You
know damn well that immigration status

is used by husbands as a way of
controlling their mail -order bride.

We don't use that term, leaving them
vulnerable to abuse, which is a human

rights violation.

I personally do criminal checks on all
my clients.

You cater to incels.

You Western women are so...

Cavalier about your romantic ideals.

In many, many cultures, it goes
marriage, then love.

I was a male order bride.

I came with nothing from Mumbai.

I've been married 40 years now.

I have a loving husband, three beautiful
children, and a thriving business in

Canada.

Is your marriage ideal?

I only wish for my clients to find the
same happiness I did.

Not all wishes come true, I guess.

Luce.

Hey.

You want to go paddle boarding tonight?

I'd love to, but my board's in Maggie's.

So go get it.

I was trying to give her some space.

Look, even if you're the one who's in
the doghouse, you're still entitled to

access your stuff.

Go to the apartment and get your things
already.

There you go, pal.

Got your favorite banana cream.

I'm not hungry.

Do you want to talk about it?

I know this is hard.

Why are you doing it then?

That would still let you move into the
basement if you want.

I can't do that, honey.

Why not?

You did a bad thing, and Dad did a bad
thing, so why can't it just be Ethan?

Mom, please.

It's more complicated than that.

How?

These are adult problems.

Why do adults always say that?

Stop treating me like I don't understand
things.

Nico. Mom, you don't even care.

I care about this family more than
anything in the whole world. You didn't

try.

What happened to you?

I went for a spontaneous swim.

Done.

Congratulations.

Proud of you, sweetheart, for taking the
next step.

So, when are you going to start dating?

Seriously? I just hit send on my
separation agreement literally seven

ago. Perfect time to clean out the
pipes.

I cannot fathom getting my pipes cleaned
at this juncture.

Anyway, I wouldn't know how to go about
getting a date if I tried.

It's easy. I'll show you. Look.

Jesus, Mom.

How many dating apps are you on?

Different apps for different needs.

I'll help you craft a rebound profile.

No. This case we're working on has
killed any possibility of me ever

love online.

You're no fun.

What about you?

What about me? Let's sign you up, get
you laid.

I'm not doing anything that jeopardizes
my chances of getting Maggie back.

Are you trying to get Maggie back? I've
seen no indication of that.

I guess I'm scared that if I make
contact, it'll trigger the divorce

At least... If I do nothing, we're still
technically together?

Well, if Maggie hasn't reached out
either, maybe she's thinking the same

Hmm?

Maralinka?

I can't go back.

My parents are counting on me to send
money and sponsor my sister and...

You okay?

I've been so nauseous and lightheaded
the last few days.

From all the stress, I guess.

Stall.

Where are you going?

A drugstore.

I cannot wait to be wrapped up in your
big, strong arms.

I cannot wait for you to fill my hole

In my heart.

I want to grow old with you. Well, this
will surely make good fodder for your

romance novel, Mr.

Svensson. Do you mind telling me what
relevance it has to the case?

I'm getting there.

Apologies, Your Honor.

There's been a new development.

I'm pregnant.

How do I know it's mine?

Of course it's yours.

Who else could it be? Your Honor, surely
this is a stall tactic.

Well, whatever it is, you're going to
need to deal with this somewhere else.

This is a courtroom, not the Maury
Povich show.

My client's not going to pay child
support for someone else's kid.

How could it be somebody else's kid?

You don't let me go anywhere.

We're going to need a paternity test.

The only way to get one with the baby in
utero is through amniocentesis, which

poses a risk of miscarriage.

I don't want to take that risk.

Neither do I.

I've got a little dreamy in my belly.

Let's hold off on the annulment. You
realize this means you will have full

financial responsibility to Karolinka if
you get divorced.

If we get divorced.

So, now you're with child.

Do you feel different about me or
whatever?

We'll be a family forever.

And now I have to learn how to cook and
clean.

I'll be a mother.

Seeing as my client created their
YouTube channel, she should obviously

it in the event of divorce.

Except my client secured most of their
lucrative sponsorships and built the

of their following.

Our subs came for your wardrobe tip, but
they stayed for my wardrobe

malfunction.

Malfunctions that would be a lot less
tantalizing if I didn't light that

butt within an inch of its length.

Excuse me? I think we're done for today.

Let's pick this up tomorrow, shall we?

Can I hashtag your firm?

No. Suit yourself.

We have 2 .3 million followers with a
median income of 200K.

Oh, second thought. Go ahead.

Use our hashtag thingy.

Are you going to drink that?

I don't really do carbonation. Can I
have it?

I already took a sip.

They stopped serving them, and I need
all the bubbly alcohols to get me

this pretentious blank fest.

Oh, you actually care about this?

It's good for business.

That's what my staff said when they
nominated me.

Martina.

Daniel.

Stellar singles, huh?

Do you mind? It's kind of private.

It's private. You probably shouldn't be
on the app, but I'm eating brie.

Touché.

Are you writing her a novella? Are you
reading over my shoulder? I want to make

sure we're compatible before we meet up
so we don't waste each other's time.

How efficient.

God forbid you share a meal with someone
who doesn't turn out to be your future

wife.

All right.

What do you suggest?

Brevity is the soul of wit.

Just ask her if she wants to meet up.

Elise.

Hi.

I'm here to pick up my stuff.

I think I got most of it.

I can help you carry the paddleboard.

Where's Maggie?

She's gone out.

When will she be back?

When you're not here.

Sorry you threw a thing now.

You know I don't do labels, Lucy.

Found this?

For the cause?

Bless you.

Oh, thanks for the advice on the
message. We're having dinner at Jardin.

Oh.

What?

Not a good choice?

Bit stuffy for a first date.

Where do you suggest?

Water.

It's new.

Locally sourced. Chef's got buzz.

Okay.

Thanks for the tip.

Why aren't you in your office?

The painters are in it.

I see you representing yourself is
working out well. Moving along, Harry.

The temp asked me to tell you that Carol
Link is here.

Why are you doing her job?

She said you make her nervous.

Jim says he's going to get me deported
again.

What? Why? What changed?

He's been recording all my phone calls
back home.

That's deplorable.

What are you wearing?

Only my panties.

Should I take them off?

Yes. You like that?

Yes. You want that?

Yes. You want more?

Yes. Yes. Oh, God. Yes.

Let's make... I'm starting to think
maybe she wasn't actually talking to her

brother. Jelly from your donut.

My husband is a disgusting pig.

It makes me sick to look at him.

I can't believe I wasted $10 ,000 on
you. Objection. This recording is from

yesterday. It has no relevance on
whether she entered the marriage in good

faith. She was clearly involved with
this man the whole time. She's luring my

client with messages she probably didn't
even write herself.

You're all gold diggers. All right,
enough.

I'm going to have to take this new
development into consideration.

Let's resume tomorrow at two.

Hi.

Nico insisted on stopping by on our way
home from school.

I'm glad.

I'm here to see Grandpa.

Oh.

Okay.

He's just finishing up on a call, but
I've let him know you're here.

Thank you.

Perhaps you and I could discuss your
revisions on my revisions.

Privately. Sure.

Nico, why don't you get caught up with
your Uncle Daniel while you wait for

Grandpa to be ready?

Hi, Uncle Daniel.

So, good book?

Yeah. It's part of a series.

Right.

Nicole, Harry's ready for you.

Thank you.

Bye, Uncle Daniel. Bye.

Do my favorite grandson want to check on
how his investment portfolio is doing?

I've been thinking we should get you
into media stocks.

Have you heard about my mom and dad?

I have.

Sit.

In your professional opinion,

What are the chances they'll get back
together?

Statistically speaking, it's unlikely.

I wish I never had brought Dad's stupid
cell phone to that stupid sleepover.

I don't even like that kid.

Your parents aren't getting divorced
because of the cell phone incident.

Yeah, they are.

No offense, but you aren't that
powerful.

Nothing you did or do in the future can
change the outcome of this.

The whole family is going to be okay.

Happier, even.

This is the hard part.

Cheers.

How you doing?

Lousy.

Not as lousy as Caroline is going to
feel tomorrow.

Barring miracle, we're losing this case.

I'm racking my brains for a new angle,
but I think we're out of moves.

Hey, can I get a ride home?

Home?

It's home now.

Why are you still getting a bazillion
notifications from that dating app?

you have a date tomorrow night?

I'm not going to find my soulmate on the
first match.

Dating is a numbers game.

Hey, do you remember when Jim said to
Karolinka, you're all gold diggers?

Odd that it was Burl.

Has Jim ever ordered any other mail
order brides?

That would be confidential information.
I don't have time to get a court order,

Aparna. Karolinka will probably be
deported next week.

Divorced and pregnant.

I didn't know she was pregnant.

So if there's anything you know that can
help her cause, now would be the time

to disclose.

I'm going to the washroom now.

Please don't look at this computer while
I'm gone.

There is confidential information here.

Jim, what inspired you to look for love
abroad?

Girls from overseas are more likely to
be unspoiled, I guess.

Unspoiled by what? They haven't been
brainwashed by all that radical feminist

stuff.

You seem like you're a real connoisseur
of foreign ladies.

Objection.

Badgering. Sustained.

How many mail -order brides have you
purchased?

Objection. Prejudicial phrasing. He
hasn't purchased anyone. He's in an

arranged marriage.

Rephrase the question.

How many times have you used the
services of the International Brides

Two. Three, in fact, but that's okay.

Math's not everyone's strong suit.

Jim returned a mail -order bride prior
to Karolinka and has already put a

deposit down on a new bride in
anticipation of his wife's deportation.

So what?

Karolinka isn't my first wife.

What was your first wife's name?

Lona. Lona. And Lona was deported,
correct?

Because the marriage didn't work out.

Hmm. Why didn't it work out? She didn't
honor her marriage vows. Which marriage

vows? To love, cherish, and obey.

Except to obey was removed from
standardized church marriage vows in

before either Karolinka or Lona were
born.

I didn't mean obey like that. Just that
the wife should follow the...

Like, let me take care of her.

And if a wife doesn't want to follow,
she gets deported?

Objection. Withdrawn.

Your Honor, Jim has been treating this
marriage like a shirt you buy without

trying it on first, knowing full well
you'll probably return it.

Women aren't commodities that can be
returned to the manufacturer.

People don't come with an exchange
policy.

He is the one who didn't enter this
union in good faith. We appeal to you,

not annul this marriage.

Although the sentiment was eloquently
expressed, and I find this man's actions

both repugnant and immoral, they are not
illegal.

Therefore, I must grant the requested
annulment.

I suggest... Your client get a good
immigration lawyer.

Okay.

Thanks.

The immigration lawyer says there's
really only one way to keep her in the

country. She'll need a job offer through
the Federal Skilled Worker Program.

Requires special skills.

I don't have special skills.

I don't have any skills.

We should get to see your family.

My family will be furious with me. My
father is already ashamed that his

daughter is a...

Male or the bride. I doubt he'll let me
back in the house.

What about your boyfriend?

My ex -boyfriend won't raise another
man's baby.

Oh, God.

This is worse than if I never left.

Oh, he's going to pray. I don't think
so.

Stay with Karolinka. I'll contact you as
soon as I can.

I found another way you can help
Karolinka stay.

Give her a job.

I wish I could, but it's impossible.

No?

Maybe you'd rather I told immigration
that you withheld information about

marital history, which is a breach of
your fiduciary duty to Karolinka.

She was relying on you to provide
accurate information, and you knowingly

her. I volunteered that information to
help you. You can't hold it against me.

She can't legally work in Canada.

I'll take care of that part.

Fine.

She can start... Monday.

No bread for the table.

Fish baked with oil, not butter.

Sub the rice for extra veg. Soft on the
side and easy on the salt.

So nice to go out on a date with another
disciplined eater.

It is.

So, you said you're a lawyer?

Fleischmann and Topher.

And you?

Spence, Spence, Spence.

In your profile, it says you're a road
biker.

I am.

Have you done the triple crown?

I have.

Unfortunately, the chef can't
accommodate your culinary requests.

Can't or won't? Sorry, won't. Really?

Fine. We'll eat at a restaurant run by a
chef who will.

Hello?

What?

Well, can it wait? I'm on a date.

Okay, I'll be right over.

Sorry to do this.

I have to go.

My friend is having an emergency.

Oh, no.

Do you want to reschedule?

I'll have to get back to you. Things at
work are...

Super busy right now.

Hey, 40 Under 40.

I hear you have some issues with my
menu.

Your favorite restaurant in town is your
own.

You would have known that if you asked
me any questions at that 40 Under 40

thing.

So, where'd your date go?

She had some kind of emergency.

Ah, you got emergency calls.

What's that?

Move yourself over to the bar. I'll
explain it to you.

What do you think of this, Cordelia?

All the track changes. Get it away.

It felt in my eyes.

I think Frank is using the negotiations
to put off ending the marriage.

I think you might be, too.

No, I'm not.

There's a word for ending a marriage.

It's called divorce.

And you're not saying it.

We were a perfect match on paper.

Are we back to this again?

I just don't get it.

Paper doesn't account for a pheromone.

Think of all the classic couples who
never would have met if they left up to

online dating matches.

Elizabeth Bennett would have swiped
left.

Mr. Darcy.

And what about Beauty and the Beast?

You think I would have swiped right on a
giant water buffalo?

Well, that was basically bestiality, but
still.

Gets your point.

What's in this?

Hand -seared ribeye medallions with a
mushroom peppercorn sauce.

Served with potatoes cooked in white
truffle butter topped with Gruyere tea.

So every single item on my do -not -eat
list.

Plus fresh herbs.

Okay.

Wow.

This is going to give me gasp. For what?
We need to normalize farting.

So, I guess the question is, what do you
really want?

I want off.

hamster wheel of drama with frank laying
out the same shit over and over again

well as long as you two are duking this
out on your own you're doomed to repeat

the same relationship patterns as long
as we're doing that i feel like i can

never move on well if frank doesn't want
a divorce he'll drag this out as long

as he can the fighting is a form of
intimacy in itself what do you advise

Well, for starters, any lawyer who
represents himself has a fool for a

That's what Harry said.

He's right.

I understand you two go way back.

We were at law school together.

Just as peers, or...? Nobody likes the
gossip, Abigail.

Sounds like Nina's having a pretty good
time in Tokyo.

Yes, she sent me a postcard, too.

That was last night.

Great.

Stellar singles algorithm for the win.

No, the date was a but, but... The night
was great.

Oh, Karolinka.

I had a chance to watch your YouTube
channel yesterday.

You only just watched yesterday.

I understand your specialties are
fitness and fashion.

But as far as I can see, your following
has been built on your relationship.

Aw.

Hashtag relationship goals.

We're aspirational. A fairy tale.

Exactly. My point.

Fairy tales historically have happily
ever afters.

Where are you going with this?

Their followers don't want to see these
two delightful humans divorce.

For that reason, I propose that if your
marriage ends, so does your shared

channel.

It is a legitimate consideration that
your social media careers might not

survive a divorce.

I don't ever want a divorce. Neither do
I, baby. Well, then let's never get one.

And if we know that we're going to be
together forever, what's the point of a

prenup? There's literally zero point.
Literally zero.

Ussy? Ussy!

I guess that means ussy? Oh, okay.

Hashtag fairy tale.

I give them a year, Tops.

Without that prenup?

I look forward to seeing you in court.

They hashtag us.

I'm bald beauty.

Silver Fox.

I like it.

Cheers. Cheers.

Hi, nerd.

Someone has been eagerly awaiting your
arrival.

Engelbert!

I've missed you so much.

Thank you, Mom.

You're welcome, kiddo.

I wanted you to know that I hired a
lawyer.

Seriously? Cordelia Bernstein.

You hired the flamethrower.

Mom, come on!

Just in case you wanted to get one too.

I'm glad you got your paddleboard back.

How'd it go?

What's that?

It's from a new friend.

I would be the man to be

the one to walk away.