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I will cut it off.

I will cut it off.

You cut it off too.

It's all his fault.

-What're they doing?
-He will cut it off. He will cut it off.

God created us with this to punish us.

Keep calm. Calm down.

-Don't come closer.
-Right.

Stop.

I said don't come closer.

-Cut it off.
-Put that down, nice and easy.

-You cut it off too.
-Alright. Alright.

I would have cut it immediately
if it would have grown like a negro afterwards.

Stop it, don't even joke about it.

I address the whole world!

Let's cut it altogether.

Cut it off, son.
If you're sick of it, get rid of it.

What ever happened to us,
it is because of it.

He will cut what, his throat?

It should come to an end.

What's the technical name of it?

Cut it off!
You cut it off too!

Sir, please pardon me. I'm spelling it.

-D for Delta.
-Cut is off.

I for India.

That's enough. Don't spell it. I got it.
Stop him right away!

You cut it off too!

Cut it off!

-We got him. We got him.
-On the ground. On the ground.

Let me go. I will cut it off.
You'll cut it too.

Let me go. I will cut it off.

Adem Yunus, who wants all the men
to cut their organs of copulation...

...is now in the psychiatry ward
of this hospital.

Sir, would you consider cutting it off?

No way, out of question.
But it is true that it is rather stressing.

What do you think about this, ma'm?

I'm getting married soon,
I hope he doesn't take this as an example.

-What are you saying?
-And you?

Hubby's is not in command anyway,
so he can cut it.

Follow me.

Sir, he is a well-known lawyer of age 40.
He is divorced and has a daughter.

But nobody managed to
communicate with Adem Bey.

He refused all of the other doctors.

So that's why we had to call you in.

-Which room is he in?
-1401, sir.

Hello.

I said I didn't want any doctors.

Never mind the doctors.
Look at this mess.

I don't like things
without any symmetry. Hold it.

I don't like it.
Pull, pull, pull, pull. Yes.

Everything should be symmetrical.

Tidy these up.

Nazım.

I heard that you call it Oscar

This is.. Palme d'Or.

Now that we all met...

...we can speak don't we?

I'm not ill.

My uncle wanted to cut his Oscar, too.

He actually did it

But I never thought he was ill.

God damn man.
I hope you die in the ambulance.

Devil stole it away

Damn you.
You cut the one piece the relied on.

Devil stole it away
Brought it back without selling.

That's enough. Get out.
You will step on it and smash it.

He must be so peaceful now.

My uncle is now resting at Karacaahmet.
It's my aunt who suffered.

What's all this fuss about cutting it off?

Everything is because of it.

I wasn't enjoying anything
for a very long time.

I was deeply sad.

Come here. I will catch you.
Come here. Quick.

Kiss dady.

Come on, kiss your dad.

You don't care about the experiences,
you don't care about the love, don't you?

Let's go, let's do,
let's get in, let's get out.

You don't care if it is day or night.

You're always on the go, you beast.

When you are done, you are relieved like a baby.

And I'm going crazy.

I'm sick of dealing with you.

I am tired of being under your control.

I'm tired!

You are the reason of everything, boy

You devastated me.

Where's my wife?

Where's my daughter, huh?

Talk to me.

I am like a dead man now.

But it is over.

It's over!

That's it.
Have your last pray, Oscar!

I'm getting rid of you.

So you went up to the roof...

...to cut it off.

But.. what do you want from ours?

It is not only my problem,
but all the men kind's.

We have to cut all the Oscars off
for a true salvation.

A society without Oscars
is a society without classes, doc.

So you want to change the world just like Marx,
but in another way.

A society without Oscars, huh?

I saw what Marx couldn't see.

Do youı know the weak point
in his theory is, doc?

This.

It is this, Oscar,
who creates the class distictions.

This is what forces men
to be more powerful.

Constantly seek more money, better
career, and better status.

So? What equality, what brotherhood?

We men do all the bullshit
to be the most powerful.

Why is that?

You tell me, why?

Because women choose the powerful men.

-Just like animals do.
-Yes, that's the point, doc.

Lions, chimpanzees...

...actually all the male animals fight furiously
with each other in mating season, right?

To death.

Lions live in clans.

The female is the leader of the clan.

In mating season, the female lion
and the male lions who want to--

Right, and the females mate
with the champion lion.

The loser lion goes away
in a pathetic mood...

...in wounds...

...while the winner starts to
have fun with the female lion...

...running to the
hills and valleys.

They make love.

Why is that?

-Why is that?
-Because he is the strongest.

Where on the surface of Earth...

...have you see one single female lion
feeling sad for the loser lion and fu--

...sorry...

....and mate with him?

Well she has a point!
Or the lions will extinct.

Thats what the women do.

They choose the stronger man not to extinct.

It is impossible to say "I am not in this race"
as long as this thing is here, doc.

For all the men to have peace...

So you say that our mind, our feelings,
our social values don't matter at all.

We all act like animals.

What do you think has changed since we
invented writing 5 thousands years ago...

...in a history of million years?

We're still animals.
We're animals.

We're animals.

I saw a dream before I climbed up.

Tell me.

My God.

Oscar is missing.

Oscar is missing.
Oscar is missing. Oscar is missing.

-Yes?
-Hello. It's me, Adem. Adem.

I know.

Listen, I have a question for you.

My Oscar is missing. Do you have it?
Can you check if I left it there?

What are you talking about?

What do you think I'm talking about?

Listen.

Maybe it is under the bed or something.
Just check it out. Please?

Are you making fun of me?
And after that performance last night...

...yours can't even be the Golden Orange,
let alone the Oscar.

Why don't you just look for it, bitch?

I am ruined Adem Bey.
My element is missing.

Don't say?

And İhsan Bey in apartment 3
has lost his thingy in the shower.

I think a thief sneaked into the whole site,
and stole everyone's elements.

They say it might be a work of telekinesis.

Ok, you can go now.
I'll try to find out what's going on.

If you find mine, don't confuse it
with the others, alright?

Fine, fine. Come on now.

God.

Dear audience, a lot of men all
around the country have woken up...

...without their Oscars this morning.

The news is, all the men in the world are losing
their Oscars in masses.

Now let's talk to the Ministry of Men.

I'm told that government is giving away Oscars.

Where's my Oscar?

We came all the way from Kastamonu.
They said the government is giving away Oscars.

We've been waiting since 6 in the morning.

-The minister is coming out.
-Gather around. The minister is coming out.

Sir, people are in panic. Will you make a
statement about this extraordinary situation?

Friends, we evaluated the
situation in the cabinet meeting.

We will assemble the congress
and create an investigation team.

Move.

Damn you.

What kind of a government is this?

Your nanny won't accept me to the bed
because of you.

Uncle, we have the exact same problem.
Let's discuss the matter in my car.

Cuss your mush.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.
You were in my dream, too.

My Oscar is at his place.

There're unbelievable dialogues
among the men who have lost their Oscars.

Now comes the footage we recorded earlier.

I am sorry, sir. It is my fault.
I should've signalled.

Oh no, sir. It is my bad.

I should've kept my distance.
I'm sorry.

The penguins gather around
to enjoy the rare sun.

Oh shit, not again.

Here is a shocking news.

The president of USA and the president of Russia
announced that they abolished their armies.

That's it.

The stockmarkets all around
the world are collapsing.

Production in all business sectors
including weapons, cosmetics, fashion...

...and automotive have stopped.

I'm leaving. Bye.

The cameraman is going.

Here goes the electricians.

Head of News Coşkun Bey.

Where do all men go?

Let's cut it
Let's cut it

Don't hold, cut it by the roots

Let's have peace
Let's just relax

Don't hold, cut it by the roots

Sounds like a fun dream.

Yes. Because there're no Oscars.

And look at the real world. War, hunger,
famine, misery are everywhere.

Why is that?
Because there is Oscar.

Oscar Wars.

Yes. Power.

So you mean we have to be competent
in every aspect.

Yes. That's right.

You have to be prestigious, rich, or
you should have a status to be respected.

Just get up.

Get up, get up, get up, get up.

Is this the way to sit?
You hadn't put it neat.

Now sit down.

Listen to me doc, I read...

...every research in every university
all over the world about this subject.

The conclusion is that:
The women are asked:

"Do you prefer to have a child from a young,
handsome but poor salesman,...

or from a middle aged,
bald, ugly, but rich man?"

94% of the women...

...chose the rich guy.

So do women jump on him to breed
whenever they see a powerful man?

You wiped out romance, love completely.

Eurupides says:

"Love is not for a starving man."

If you don't have power, romance
means nothing for women, doc.

Even the ovum chooses the strongest offspring.
This relentless race starts at sperm level.

Move away, move away! I have a reference from
my father. I will at the front line. Move away.

Are you a misproduction?
What are you doing here? My father is from Urfa.

My father served the army in Trabzon.
I'm inherited from there.

-And why do you face the opposite direction?
-So that I'll stroll around them.

Just keep going like that

Move away, move away!

What's wrong with dad?
It never took longer than one minute..

Father has learnt something called
Tao or Mao in the teahouse.

He is probably trying that.

I don't care,
I will wait one more minute then go.

And where will you go, dumbass?
Do you have something else to do?

If they are all so fool,
I can even walk there.

Aim!
Fire!

Even here, too?

Is there any place where they
don't use tear gas? Such a fool.

No way.

What the hell is this?

God!

What a torment.
Where the hell is this ovum?

Pity you.

This way. This way.

You bastard.

Hello.

He-- hello.

You're no romantic at all.

Why didn't you bring an orchid,
or I don't know, a bottle of wine?

I meant to buy...

Sorry, I will check out
a friend and go right away.

Do you think this is a night club?

Alright. Come. Come.

Sir, the patient has some visitors.

What on earth is this?
Come on, get out, come on.

Only the parents. The parents.
Where are his parents?

-That's us.
-Come on! Get in.

Ten minutes. And the rest to the yard.
Come on now.

Son, don't cut it, I beg you.

I countered so much trouble
while raising both you and it.

Dad, what are you doing?

Thanks God, everything is in its place, Döne.

Fine.

Son, in our family, we have a lot
who fell down from the roof...

...who rebelled and went to mountains.

But we don't have anyone
who tried to cut his piece like yourself.

What are you trying to do? Are you crazy?

Since you asked it, let me tell you father.
All you care is Oscar.

-What is this Oscar?
-His name.

What?

Son, it is circumcised.
You can't give it an infidel name

-Woman?
-What?

He is really crazy.

Son, I wanted a lot for you
to have a second name.

It would be my father's name
but this evil man didn't want it.

So why don't we call him his name, Cemşettin?

Alright mom.

But you tell me. Hasn't my father only
cared about Cemşettin since the day I was born?

Wow, wow, wow. It wil be like
the pillars of the Şuayb City.

Adem, did you grow it in the river bed?

-Say God bless.
-God bless.

Dad, I have to pee.

A son takes from his uncle from mother's side.

He takes after his uncle from father's side.
Don't you see? It slightly leans left.

What are you talking about?
His father is here.

Father, I can't hold it.

He takes after us. It is so obvious.

You bastard.

So what if we showed it?

Father, that show wasn't enough for you

Adem, come on in to the house.
My father asks for you.

-We have visitors?
-That's right!

Don't go anywhere.
I will show it quickly and come back.

-Şehmuz, you know the reason of this visit.
-Yes, I know Faruk Abi.

As Allah orders and the prophet informs—

-What're you doing kid?
-You insolent! Aren't you ashamed at all?

I will cut it off right from the root.
Get out. You bastard.

We ask for your daughter
Dilan's hand for our son Mahmut.

He showed it in the wrong time.

You first made it the most important thing
in the world, and then you wanted to cut it.

He is a lion.

My son will become a man.

Wow, wow, wow. He is a lion.
I will right your name on your thingy.

-Father, I don't want it.
-Just hold on. You bastard.

He won't cut it entirely, son.
He will cut a small piece.

Small piece, right?

Y-y-yes. From the tip of it.

-Let me see yours.
-Here comes the slap.

Only this much. Very small.

But father, it is merely that big.

Dad, at least Uncle Sunullah didn't do it.

He is practically blind.

Come on, you're becoming a man.

Yes, please.
The visit is over.

Doctor, tell this bastard not to cut it off.
He must be confusing it with beard.

Ok, don't worry. I will tell him.
Come on! Good bye. Good bye.

Come on woman, we are going.

Adem, take good care of yourself and Cemşettin.

Good bye.

Shut.

We had "Mevlut" in my circumstance ceremony

All I knew was that
my father would immolate just like this way.

I thought he was going to immolate me too,
so I was very scared.

If you don't do it
in the right time...

...you can actually fear that
you'll lose it in your whole life.

Yes. We want to be with as much women
as possible thanks to this fear.

We think we should do it as much as possible
while it is still there.

This is one of the reasons
why we make love in such a hurry.

God forbid, what if Oscar disappears
while you're doing it?

Then you will start visiting all the doctors...

...saying "My friend has a problem".

And what about after the circumcision?

We moved to Istanbul from Urfa,
1 year after my circumcision.

It didn't take long for me to figure that
it is not enough to be circumcised to be a man.

Pass the ball. Pass the ball.

Emin pass tha ball.

Goal!

Mehmet plays so skillfuly, right?

Adem, why don't you play?

I will play, too.

It's my ball.
I decide who'll play.

You go and learn how to speak properly first.

Adem is so brave.

And handsome.

After the day, it was me
who always made the teams.

That's normal. In prepubescent years, power—

Yes, my dear?

Tell me.

No, you can't go.
You can't go.

You can't eat at his house as if you are
starving. Don't we have food at home?

You'll directly come home after school.

Move it, I'll check the time. Move it.

I will be just "sarping" to this--

This is getting ridiculous.

See you tomorrow.

Move away.

And Lion King has gathered
all the other animals around.

Then he ordered them: Tonight, we
will look for the missing princess...

Nurse. Nurse, I need to go to the toilet.

Don't run. Come here. Don't run.

Stop it. Stop!

-Stop.
-Let me go.

-Stop it. Stop!
-Let me go. I will cut it off.

You'll cut it too.

Your Oscar would be dead now
if they hadn't caught you just in time.

It will be dead in the eventually.

Don't hurry about it.

You're so messy.
That, we got it.

Now let's try to know you better.
Let's get acquainted.

Come here.

Now you're making fun of me.
But after talking to me, you'll cut it too.

Maybe I will convince you the other way
and you leave Oscar alone.

No need to look at that.
We were talking about Sarper.

Forget about that kid.

Yours is the smallest, Bilal.

No, this tape measure is broken.
It measures wrong.

I think it is wrong, too.
It measures wrong.

How come it measured ours correct, then?
If that's what you claim, follow me.

I hope a teacher won't come in.

All the teachers are at
their classes, don't worry.

Loosen the lid, I think it is stuck.

He knows the truth will be
revealed so trying to get away.

I hope radiation won't hurt it.

That's it guys.

-So the tape measure is not broken.
-Give it to me. Just give it.

What are you doing here?

-Give me that.
-I can't, ma'm.

I said give it to me.

What is this?

-Ma'm, they're err... They're studying notes.
-What kind of a note is this?

Geography, ma'm.
The Fairy Chimneys.

Whose fairy chimney is this?

-It's mine.
-No, mine.

It's mine, ma'm.

You jerks! Get out. Get out.

The geographic comparison had just fit in.

And what about human relations?

At those years there weren't any shams,
any framings, or undermining people.

It was a rivalry of stand up guys.

There was this Zehra in the neighborhood.

We were all in love with her.
Zehra the Bomb.

My dear Zehra. She looked at me.

She did not. She looked at me, mate.
She ate me with her eyes.

This is not a way to talk
about your sister in law?

No, she is your sister in law.

I will kill you.
Bilal. Damn you.

Don't hit me. Why are you staring
at your sister in law?

Damn you.

Curse you.

Why are you staring
at your sister in law?

Why are we fighting for?

Why don't we become blood brothers?

Let's become.

Thanks God it ended good.

Because in this country, you can become a blood
brother or a murderer for the sake of Zehras.

Now let's try to know Oscar better.

Shall I show it? Are you ready?

Let's not confuse the fields.

I can call an urologist
friend of mine, if you like.

Now tell me about your first Oscar ceremony.

Sister Deniz!

Guys, don't intervene. I am the first.

Why is that? I'll be the first.

In fact, we shouldn't do with the woman
a friend does. It's not proper.

We all have to do this one. Recep Abi
reffered her. She is supposed to treat us.

-Good point.
-That's right.

Come, hubby.

Incompetent fool.

I can't wait for you for an hour.
Damn you.

I only asked ro make up.

Are you the kids Recep sent?

You, come with me.

You. You.

-Shall we just go away?
-Out of question.

Err.. Ms Deniz.
Sister.

Recep Abi from Ortaköy sent us.

He asked you to treat us gently.

Don't worry about it, hubby.

Just keep calm.

Which team do you support?

Team? W-who? M-me?

Is there anybody else here?

Well, no. Well, I...

Recep Abi told me that...

I mean you,
I mean the team...

Which team?

Calm down, hubby, calm down.
Don't get excited.

Don't waste my time or I'll break your head.

What's going on in there?

-I told you to leave.
-Shut up!

That's it. Come on hubby, come on.

Fenerbahçe!

Adem did it.

Tarık, you go on.
It's OK if I do it later.

See, you remembered the team
you supported after it.

Now you're a man, hubby.
A man. A man.

You know it took a little long, so can you tell
the guys that we did it twice?

is this what you're worried about, hubby?
Not twice, we did five times.

Thank you, Sister Deniz.

Come here.
Come on hubby, come here.

There are people who have a
more romantic first time experience.

Yet, their Sister Deniz
have long ears like this.

And they have four legs.

Kids nowadays are lucky on this aspect.

No. They have their sisters too.

They have Sister Twitter.
They have Sister Facebook.

They're not any different than Sister Deniz

Because there's no love.

Are you OK?

I remembered my first love

I was a graduate student.
We were poor.

My father could earn
merely enough for the rent.

So I studied and worked to help
the expenses of the house.

I was selling bus tickets
or pirated books or such

And I was giving all my earnings for the house.

I couldn't even had a
toasted bread from the canteen.

I finished school before I found a chance to
throw even a small slice of bread for the birds.

Belma and I were at the same faculty

I loved her from distance
for almost four months.

One day I finally found the courage...

...and asked: "Can we go and watch a movie?"

She said yes.
I was so happy.

I smoked less, went to school on foot
and saved some money for two seats.

I even bought her popcorn
and soda during the intermission.

Belma wanted to eat something
after the movie. This was extra.

I'm starving.

Welcome sir.

Thank you.

This place is known for their steak.

I want steak, marinated with thyme.

Whoa!

What should I order?

And I want creamy tomato soup
and chicken salad for starters

Of course.

I'm screwed.

Alright.

Waiter, can you take our orders?

I'm eating and you're looking It doesn't
work like that. At least have a salad.

I would but popcorn didn't agree with me.
So I can't eat even one bite.

Can you ask the dessert menu?

Of course

Adem, what is it?

The table next to us found a hair
or a bug something in their dish.

So they rejected the dessert.

Disgusting. I'll get sick.
Come on, let's go.

Can't agree more.
Waiter, check please.

Won't you leave any tips no matter what?

Yes, you're right.

It was a wonderful evening.
Thank you very much.

I thank you.

Belma, I don't know how to say it

I've never felt so great.

I don't know how time flies by
when I'm with you.

I think you're trying to ask me
to be your girlfriend.

Actually I like you too
but I need to think about it.

Taxi. Bye.

That's great.

Give me two bagels.

Here comes the bus.

Wait a minute.
Give me three student tickets.

Adem!

Belma?

Do you sell tickets here?

No. I mean, the counter
belongs to a friend of mine.

He has just gone for five minutes,
so I took his place.

-How many tickets did you say?
-Three.

Fuck.

Belma has never looked
at my face since that day.

She started hang out with a guy
with a fancy car, one week later

You should be proud of yourself.

You went to school and worked...

...to support your family.

But it was not enough.
Belma chose the stronger one.

Sometimes women consider the potential
of a man to be powerful in the future.

Belma didn't even do that,
she didn't take the risk.

Just a minute.

Yes?

Alright. I'm right on my way.

OK, I'm coming right away.

See you tomorrow.

Sarper again?

My dear daughter, what is it love?

Going to Maslak?
What are you going to do in Maslak?

Going to a gig with Sarper?

Of course not.

-Hello Mr. Nazım.
-Go away.

-Oh dear God..
-Who? Roger Waters?

Wall. The Wa--

I'll invite them so they play for you
at home, my daughter.

Don't they do it for the money?

This Sarper is becoming a trouble.
I will just "sarp" him.

Hold it carefully.

Fold it right in the middle.

Nazım, you're going too harsh on her.

What are you talking about?

I'm the brain doctor here.
I know what to do.

Then don't bring work to home.

What would you do if I were a latheman?

Good night.

Pst. Adem.

Who are you?

It's me. Oscar.

Aren't you ashamed of talking from my back?

I waited and waited but it is up to here now.

What do you want from me?

What's your problem with me?

I could have climbed a glass tower
and shouted: "I'm sick of Adem.

I want to cut him off."

Don't run. Don't run.

You have been torturing me
all the ways you can for years.

You even painted me yellow - blue
because you're a Fenerbahçe fan. Freak!

You lied all the bullshit about my size.

You men keep lying even though
you all know that it is bullshit

You stressed me out.

I did everything for you.
For you to be happy.

The house, all the properties I had,
my career, they were all for you.

Let me laugh.

I didn't want this. You wanted.

You turned me into a drill machine.

So ungrateful you are.

Really? I was the most important
organ for you until yesterday.

You never mentioned your heart,
your kidney, your lungs.

What happened now? Huh?
What happened?

I didn't mention, because
their purpose was to serve you

I kept feeding you with different skins.
Shame on you.

I'm a man of love.

I'm not an animal like you.

I don't care about it
if it is not emotional.

It doesn't matter if it is this one or that one.

Besides, I'm sick of being tried
to be put into everywhere.

You try to open the door with a wrong key,
and you start "You fucking key"

You ride into a bump in the road,
you start "You fucking bump."

You try to put me into everything
from the tea drop on your clothes...

...to the soccer player
who can't score in a game.

I freak out each time, wondering
if you'll actually try to do it.

Enough! Shut up!

Get me out!

Silence him! Silence.

Come here.

I won't shut up.

I will keep telling what I think.

I am not going anywhere before
I read the Oscars Rights Declaration.

One, you can't use us as the hitman.

You'll not forget that we perform best
for the woman you're in love with.

Two.

You'll pay compensation
for all those times...

...we were being abused
and mistreated until today

How do you like it?

Three.

Starting from today, you'll
leave us alone at least 15 days in a year.

Meaning that you'll have a sexual diet.

Shut up!

What is it with you, blah blah blah?

I will just shut you up.

Four, you'll have an private health plan
for physical and psychological treatment.

Or we will start a strike.

Five, you won't take those blue chemicals.

We don't want any extra ingredients.

Let us behave as how we should behave.

Leave us alone when we are 70.

Let us in our final stages to pay attention
to music, theatre, art, horticulture...

...our inner world which we had to ignore
because you stress out all the time.

We want to retire and rest in our corner.

Do you want us to be hard even when we die?

The coffin won't close.

Shut up. Go easy on me.

Help!

Man slaughter!
Help me!

Man slaughter!

Man slaughter! Take him away.

Take him away. Help! Help!

Oscar talked.

In which language?

And we had a couple of drinks
with the Golden Palm.

How do you know that it was Oscar?

Don't you think I know my Oscar?

He asked what I wanted from him.
He said that it was all my fault.

I thought he was going to cut me off.

So in the end, neither of you cut the other off.

Do you think I am going crazy Doctor?

No, you're getting better.

Last night, you actually
talked to your common sense.

Maybe next time you
and Oscar will smoke the peace pipe.

Really?

You know, my military service was almost
going to be destroyed because of him.

You know, I never believed those rumors
that they put alum into our food.

But it turned out to be true.
Nothing down there since I came here.

Mine doesn't care about the alum.

Really?

Mine too.
It doesn't let me sleep at nights.

-Don't say?
-Yes.

I got angry with myself
for saying such a thing.

But later, I got my revenge.

Adem Yunus!

-From Gülbahar
-Necati Pınar.

Here. They're all yours.

Dismiss.

My man, Adem.

I can't forget our last night
I spent in your strong arms.

You drew me crazy.,

10 times in a night is too much.

My bull, I am all in red,
waiting for you in our arena.

She always wears red lingerie.

Ten times in one night?
No, it is bullshit.

-But what if it is true?
-No way.

Is this a fountain?
He is making it up.

Mine has written a short poem.

Adem I miss you so much
I wait for you to come

My fire is live
My man with a Negro Oscar

He is a beast.

Guys, hold on, where are you going?
There're still a bunch of letters.

You've exaggerated it.

I wrote them all and mailed to myslef.

I was planning to keep doing it
until my military service, but...

Wasn't it as big as a negro, you asshole?

The entire brigade, even the entire army
is in depression because of you

Asshole.

Fuck off!

Don't forget that when you take your
clothes off, there won't be any cars...

...any designer clothes, any
careers, or any lies about the size.

There will be you and the Oscar naked in front
of the woman, in the middle of the room.

She will stare at you.

Look at Bill Gates twice like
that and Microsoft will collapse.

We won't be unemployed as long
as men see life and sex this way.

Talking about employment...

...after I finished my military service,
I started working in a law firm.

This was the arena we fought
each other for a mid-level status.

İlknur.

I've meant to ask you for a while
but couldn't find the courage.

Shall we go out for dinner tonight?

I don't know.
I don't have any plans yet.

-Shall we talk later?
-Alright.

Good morning.

What morning are you
talking about? It's noon time.

Do you have any plans for tonight?
Shall we go out for dinner?

It will be fun. Please
don't say no, this time. Please.

Give me a break Cavit.

Adem, what's our stand in that
field case? The hearing is tomorrow.

I found new evidents

They are all genuine documents.

It will disprove the other side's claims.
I also talked to the judge.

Adem, you're crazy.
How did you get them?

I didn't just sleep like you

I worked and researched on it all weekend.

Nihat Bey wants you both.

What are you doing? You freak!
Don't you know I am allergic?

I'm sorry Adem, I forgot.

Let's not keep the boss waiting.

Well done Cavit. That's good piece of work.

The case is yours.
Go and finalize it tomorrow.

You deserve to be my assistant
with such a performance.

You're in charge of this
office now when I'm not here.

Son, you can go and have rest
if you're sick. Don't walk around like this.

Cavit—

Dear Cavit.

I heard that you're Mr. Nihat's
assistant now. Congratulations.

By the way, you said at eight, right?

Whenever you want.
Let's go and have a coffee.

Let's.

How come İlknur chose Cavit over me?

Cavit became the assistant and got the power.

Belma rode away with the guy with the fancy car.

İlknur chose Cavit.

But didn't you ever had a woman who chose you?

My wife.

I mean my ex-wife.

Right. Miss Hale.
I met her.

What do you mean?

She came here.
She was worried about you.

My daughter?

They told your daughter that you were abroad.

Hale.

Luv, won't you recite
the poem you wrote for me?

It's not ready yet.

I will recite it when
it becomes the most beautiful poem.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

I love you.

I die for you.

I was so happy that
I didn't see anything else.

Do you have a light?

My darling.

There was nothing I didn't share with her. I had
told her that I could've never fed the birds.

Luv, what are we doing in my school now?

For this.

Come here. Come here.

Come here. Come here.

Hale was coming to my place
for the first time. I was very excited.

I made the food myself.

Did you draw something new?

Just some sketches. Open it.

Yes!

Yes! Yes, luv.

I love you.

I love you, too.

I've seen a lot of fancy proposals
but yours was the most impressive one.

Everything was beautiful with her.

How can I say it?

For a moment, consider me as your doctor.

We had a colorful sex life.

What color?

My darling. I'm making your favorite pie.

Never mind about the pie.
It is Oscar ceremony time.

Why don't I take my award after the pie?

The ceremony can't wait the pie,
luv. What a shame.

Bastard.

What is my love doing in there?

Yabba dabba dooo.

One more time, luv.

I want you to push for the
last and strongest time.

Come on, one more time.
Come on!

Luv?

You know...

...I was the happiest man
when my daughter was born.

You really had a passionate love life.

And Hale hadn't behaved due to that "women
choose the powerful men" instinct you mentioned.

Hale was different.

That's what I'm talking about.

You consider Hale as an exception
when you say "women choose powerful men."

So your theory doesn't apply for every woman.

Oh, my dear Aslı.

Tell me, my dear daughter

What ever you asked and your father didn't do?

No!

No, you can not go studying with Sarper.

No. Study with Nuran.
Go on, study with Nuran.

I'll help you study.

I'll help you study. No!

Go home directly. Go home.

Mate...

you need a therapy too.
You know that, don't you?

Can you recommend someone?

And the mad man makes fun of me. Move it.
To your cell. Come on! To your room.

Move it. Move it.

What is it?

I just wanted to remind you
about your meeting, sir.

Hello Nazım Bey.

Miss Hale.

We were just talking about you.

I just listened from Adem
about the big love you two had.

Hello?

Is that so?
Is he getting any better?

Better. Much better than the day he first came.
He is still on treatment.

I see. Thank you.

What was I saying?

Adem is actually a sentimental person
even though he has a vulgar theory...

...of a society without Oscars.

But I think he is very confused.
Yes, he is confused

And he tends to make things up.

For example he claims that
they made love everywhere in the house.

Right, dear wife?

Nazım, what's this raisin pie about?

I don't know. I just wanted to eat some.

Dad, you are not joking right?

And you really allow me to go
to a movie with my friends tonight.

My dear daughter.
You pretend as if I'm a very strict father.

So you're going to a movie? Here.

Wait.

Good bye father.
Bye mom.

Bye, darling.

Nazım?

Nazım. What are--

Nazım. Nazım. What are you doing?

The award ceremony, my love.

What award? What's going on?

The Oscar.
Golden Palm.

-What Palm, what Oscar are you talking about?
-You're receiving an award.

What award?

Nazım, Nazım.

We will do it here.
We will do it on the stove.

Are you crazy?
What's all this about?

Are you crazy? What's all this about?

On the stove.

I'm burning.

-Burn. It's almost done.
-I'm burning.

Nazım stop it. God.
My butt has burnt. Get away from me.

My arm.

Stop!

Jump over. Jump over.

Don't interrupt.

Don't interrupt.

Sit. Sit.

Get well soon.
What happened to your arm?

I fell down from the horse.

I fell.

Today the session is in the yard.

We will be in the yard
as long as you don't try to cut it off.

Have you and your wife ever...
Have you ever hold her up like this...

The struggle.

Didn't you ever fight?

Of course we did.

We had our share of fights
just like any other couple.

They were the most ridiculous ones.

-I'm starving.
-Tell me about it.

I try to control what I eat and drink.
I lost 10 kilos in three weeks.

He started working out, hon.
He's taking care of himself.

I've built muscles.

I'm happy with his balcony.

My darling. Why don't you
start working out like Hamdi?

Look how fit he is.

My dear, do I have time for working out?

Hamdi's body. Hamdi is fit.
You just couldn't stop praising him.

What are you talking about?
Are you crazy?

We talked about exercising and healthy food.

Right, you don't like talking about health.

What am I supposed to say?
What am I supposed to say?

Hamdi can do push-ups,
Hamdi can do 100 sit-ups.

Why should I care? That was the
only topic all night. I don't care.

Is it so bad if you work out too?
That's what I've been trying to say.

You're still talking about it.
You're still.

If you're so into muscles, go find yourself
one of those jerk body builders.

Do you realize what you're saying?
You're sick.

Yes. I'm sick. Sick. Sick.

When a man starts to think with his Oscar
he doesn't want to be compared...

...even with his best friend,
or even his brother.

That's right. He gets too jealous.

How do I look?

What do you mean?

Come on Adem. You're creating
excuses just not to send me, don't you?

What excuse you are talking about?

Won't that your high school date
redneck İlhan be there too?

How should I know?
It is a reunion.

-And don't speak in that way, redneck and such
-How would you like me to address him?

How did you use to call each other?
My flower, my butterfly, my bird.

He is a redneck. Redneck Ilhan

If you wear that skirt,
he will stare at you like a redneck.

You won't wear that skirt.

My darling. You're jeolous of a man who
I dated for only two days in high school.

Did you date that prick or not?

OK, I won't wear it.

Oh man.

What about this?

You want to drive me crazy?

Look at those breasts. Take it off.

I won't take it off, Adem.

If you don't take it off,
then you can't go anywhere.

Fine, I'm not going. Is that alright?
I'm not going anywhere.

Isn't that what you want?
I'm not going.

Oh man. Did I say something wrong?

She made me sleep on the
couch for three nights.

You called İlhan redneck, but you're a redneck
too if you treated your wife like that.

What else did you do the
woman you loved do much?

I cheated on her.

Right.

We always cheat on our beloved wives...

...as a reward.

It was not because I loved her less.

I cheated on her because
of the new power I had...

...my friends who provoked me...

...and the women who were ready to sleep
with me even though they knew I was married.

I couldn't resist that instinct which
tells us to sleep more and more women.

-Just like every men.
-No, don't involve me in this.

Why is that?

-Have you never cheated on your wife?
-No, never.

That's a lie.

Oh my. Do I have to cheat on her?

I have a happy and peaceful marriage.

I don't want to blur it for a one night stand.

I was like that, too.

I never thought of cheating on her
at the beginning.

It's 11 pm. I'm going guys.

Where are you going?
The girls are coming.

You have fun. Bye.

These girls are like from Victoria's Secret
They're like goddess.

My goddess is at home.

Are you gay or what? Don't you even
want to see these marvelous girls?

No I don't.

But my loyalty was broken at some point.

One day, Hale was in Ankara
to visit her parents.

It was a turning point in my career.

I became the head of a big law firm.

I'm there. I can't see you.

Right. To Adem's success.

To Adem.

Adem?

Adem?

İlknur?

My dear Adem.
I sincerely congratulate you.

How are you?

I'm fine.

I told you about İlknur.

She started dating Cavit when
that asshole became the manager.

I remember.

But why are putting on your clothes, darling?

What does Cavit do nowadays?

How should I know?
I think he is covering foreclosure suits.

Won't you stay?

Remember? I'm a married man.

I know.

But we have a lot of time till morning.

This night meant a lot to me.
Bye now.

I realized what power means
one more time.

Did you keep it that way after you broke
the fasting for the first time?

It's not something I can help with.

Our subconscious is coded
to reproduce our genes.

Oh how nice, subconscious
and Oscar are busy together with—

You could have said no to those women.

You can't say "no" to all of them.

Women choose you and you test your power.

Now tell me, didn't your wife
understand about it?

Because women see such things.

Adem, what's this?

-What's what?
-These pants.

What pants?

These pants, Adem, your pants.

My pants?

Stop this bullshit and answer me.

But what are you doing with my pants?
And you are swinging it in front of my face.

Adem don't drive me mad.
What is the foundation doing on your pants?

Foundation?

-What foundation?
-This foundation.

Luv, what do I know about foundations?

I don't ask you the brand name, God damn it.
What it is doing on your pants?

Darling, Selin is sleeping.

Don't Selin me.

Sweetie, look, you're buying my pants.
How should I know?

I took a pair from the drawer
and wore them, for God's sake.

Asking me these weird questions
early in the morning.

Wait a minute.
Wait. I remember.

Tea was spilled on my trousers the day before.

You know my secretary, she is kind of fool.
I told her to buy pants for me.

I think she bought it from the marketplace.
I don't know if it came from someone's hand...

...or if a woman put her face on it.

Or maybe that stupid girl
put it in her make up bag.

I am late for the hearing.

Jacket. Let me take my jacket.

Women always catch the poachers.

They can even record men's dreams.

Men have a wisdom of three year old child.
So we can't think of all about these details.

Hale is different.

She didn't try to investigate my mobile,
not even for once.

So she was an angelic woman.
How did you manage to get caught?

She saw it herself.

We went to for a day time adventure
with a friend of mine. Damn me.

How did you find this spot?

-It's a long way but it is going to worth it.
-I'm starving.

My darling. Open the door
and let's talk inside.

Go away.

Open the door and let's talk inside.

Go away.

It was not me.

Liar. You're still lying. Just go.

You're completely mistaken.

You can never step inside again.

It was not me.
I was working in the office.

Fuck off.
Go and sleep with cheap women.

You'll talk to my lawyer from now on.

Father.

I'm sorry to hear that,
even though you had it coming.

She filed me right after that.

We got divorced.

Hale and my daughter took the house.

I just couldn't change her mind.

She was right.

I disappointed her.

No, it's not your fault.

That's what happens when your fertilization
instincts meet power seeking instincts of women.

Do you mean they don't have anything
to do with that at all?

On the contrary. They do have.

But it is ridiculous to try to explain
why you cheated on the woman you love.

Don't you have a mind?

Don't you ever think?

Don't you ever consider
the cost you can pay?

I had never thought that
the cost would be so severe.

Stone!

Oh you. I will tickle you.
You ape.

Dady!

My darling.

Daddy, I want cotton candy.

First we should eat our fish, alright dear?

Dad, fish never stink.
Do you know why?

Why, my dear?

Because they're always in the water.

That's right.

Dady, I will ask you something.

-Ask, my dear.
-Do fathers divorce their children, too?

Out of question, my dear.

Parents divorce each other
but they never divorce their children.

They remian parents forever.
And they love their children very much.

İpek says moms and dads marry someone else
when they get divorced.

-And they have other children.
-İpek is wrong.

Your mom will not marry someone else.
No she won't, my dear

I won't marry, either.

I will never divorce when I grow up, daddy.

My dear.

Come on, eat the fish.
Don't let it get cold.

Come on now.

My dear.

My love.

Now let's go to mom.

Have you ever neglected your daughter?

No. Never.

I won't go to sleep. No I won't.

You won't. Na-na-nam.
I will catch you. And I will—

Oh, I fell. Now I got up.
I will catch you. I will--

Stone!

-Come here.
-You moved. I won.

Oh no, you cheating ape.

The game ended quickly. It used to last longer
when you, mom and I were playing.

Now go to sleep.

Come on now.

Oh my dear. My dear.

That's so nice.

I tuck my daughter every night, too.

But I'm still with her...

...because I am not a douchebag.

I've never got used to this separation.

I tried a lot to win her back.

-Hello. Is this Ms Hale?
-Hello. Yes it is.

These flowers are for you, ma'm.

-Thank you. Have a good day.
-Have a good day.

Hello. Miss Hale?

Ms Hale.

Hello.

Our daughter has forgotten her teddy bear.
May I come in?

I dedicated myself to work
when I saw that I couldn't succeed.

I started my own law firm. I was the law
consultant of some very big corporations.

Sir, you have an appointment with the
CEO of Karya Holding at 10 am...

...and the owner of Candan Textile at 1 pm.

-Send me Cemil and Metin immediatly.
-Yes, Sir.

Right.

Right.

Alright. I got it.

Look, you have two weeks.

They're one of the biggest
companies in Sweden...

...and they'll be working
with us for the first time.

Study everything about EU
regulations and prepare the file.

Ask me whenever you can't solve yourselves.

-Yes, Sir.
-Alright, Sir.

Consider yourselves dead
if we can't have this job.

Yes.

Good morning Harun. How are you?

Thank you, I'm fine.

How can I forget it?
At your villa tonight.

And my private life
couldn't get more stupid.

Guys, let's not fight for
who's getting who.

Let's just draw lots.

Dude, is this the high school?
Don't they do it for money?

Just pick one.
What's to discuss about it.

No, what if we all choose the same woman?

Right, that can be a problem.

Hello gentlemen.

Welcome.

Welcome.

This villa has never
welcomed such beautiful women.

You're so kind.
Is this your villa?

Yes. Everything is designed
special for this house.

It belongs to Harun but my company built it.

Sancarlar Construction.

I don't believe it. Are you
from Sancarlar family?

I always see your name in the jet-set news.

Yes, reporters are pretty much interested in me.

Company belongs to his elder brother.
You confused him with his brother.

Ladies, I'm the renowned lawyer, Adem Yunus

Welcome ladies.

I'm the lawyer of all big companies
and all the cultural scene.

So you fought for prestige for the women
who you paid for their service.

I see.

You have a 25 meter long boat.

So you must be happy.

A dick head with a 40 meter boat
comes next to you.

You get upset. I can feel you.

But it has no limits.

Of course not.

There are also other rivals
as if men are not enough.

I once dated with a French woman.

I'm coming right now.

Come on now!

Whoa! Fuck.

May Allah bless you satisfaction.

What's going on?

just called me. He says
he is in trouble with the police.

I have to go.

I have better toys than you.

So you felt uncomfortable even
when you were compared to a toy.

If it is a toy, then what is ours?

Sit down, you crazy, sit down.

Listen. As long as you behave like this...

...every object will be a mean of comparison
to you and it will cause you trouble.

Hello Nazım.

You're coming home right now, aren't you?

-OK, I'm coming right away.
-Come on. Don't keep me waiting.

-We will go on tomorrow.
-Can I have pen and paper?

Don't worry, I will only finish my poem.

Alright, I'll tell the nurse
to bring you some. Bye.

Zerrin.

Aslı.

Oh God.

Is there a power failure?

Where are t--
Is there anybody?

Zerrin?
Where have they put the furniture?

Bismillahirahmanirahim.

What the hell is this?

Tear me down.
My tiger. My lion.

Who are you? Who the hell are you?
Where's Zerrin?

I'm your angel of love. Zerrin.
Don't you recognize?

Zerrin. She is Zerrin indeed.

Make me your sex slave

-Make me your sex slave
-Don't come. Don't come.

Take me to the stove.

Take me to the roof.

Don't come closer.
Don't come closer.

Let's do it in the satellite dish.

-No, my arm is hurt.
-Don't start with the arm.

Let me be your satellite receiver.

Make me burn.

Make me fly.

Oh God! My back.

Don't start with your back.

What happened this time?

I fell down from the horse again.

Then don't ride that horse.

How won't I? My lifelong wife.
I mean horse.

What did you say?

Never mind about it. Keep telling.
Where were we?

Right, where were we?

The call girls.

Then life became too fast.

The more I grew rich,
the more I was surrounded by women.

Your ego and super ego went on a vacation.

And your subconscious
hasn't missed the opportunity.

Attack and attack.

The mind is categorized
in 3 different segments:

Listen.

Super ego.

Ego.

Id.

Let me tell you..

Dude. Look at this chick.

Look at this chick.

Why are looking at her like a fool?

Attack, just don't watch.

Or somebody else will grab her.

You'll be left empty handed. Attack!

You'll take the chick, like this, like this--

Are you OK?

What are you doing? Are you crazy?
Come back to your senses.

They'll arrest you for raping.

You'll fade away in prison.

What if you get a disease from her?
Are you going to risk your life?

You have a status in this society.
You have a career.

Is this the way to behave for a science man?
Come back to your senses.

Now look, if you really liked that woman...

...there're ways to do it.

Neither attack like an animal
nor sit down like a pussy.

Go introduce yourself.
Have your manners.

If you think you're having a nice chat,
invite her to dinner

Got it? Behave like a human being.

So you were under...

...id's control back then.

You were out of control.

Oh that id.

And Oscar lost it when id took control.

This is the first time happening to me.

Don't worry about it.
Things happen.

I didn't care about it, at first.

I thought it was some kind of mismatch,
her perfume or something like that.

Next day, I tried to do it with a woman
I had already slept with.

Shall we have whiskey?

OK. I'll fix it right away!

Oh? Won't you drink, darling?

Not tonight.

OK, then. I won't drink either.

This is the first time happening to me.

Don't worry about it.
Things happen.

That's what we work for. The tiredness,
the stress, everything is for its sake.

But all these things
we do ruin Oscar ultimately.

Did you confuse it with a pump?

It doesn't work with water power.

There's no love. No emotions.

Of course, it will break.

I thought Oscar was a Ferrari...

but it turned out to be a second hand Anadol.

And what did you do? Did you manage
to take the Anadol out of the garage?

Alright, I'm sending him.

Mr. Adem Yunus.

Screw your voice.

Why don't you just use a megaphone?

Your doctor is waiting for you in the room
at the end of the hall.

Adem?

Şefik?

What is it?
What're you doing here?

Muzaffer is a friend
back from my military service.

It has been a long time since we last met.

I thought I should pay him
a visit and drink some tea.

What about you?

Do you have a problem?

No, your friend Miss Muzaffer
from military service is my tenant.

Fuck off, Şefik.

He lied, too.
She wasn't her tenant.

I learnt the truth from Muzaffer.

A weird way to treat it.

This is extremely unfair.

Why doesn't it stay like this all the time?

Do you know how your face looks like
when all the blood goes there?

You look like a real fool.

And besides this is a very
serious bureaucratic process.

OFFICE OF COPULATION

At last. You finally made it.

Is it possible if you could pump a little
faster? I need some blood streaming.

My pleasure.

I was going to break because of boredom.

I keep pumping at the same rate all the time.

It has been a year since you last came, right?

To the brain.

Oh, you're at Zuhal's, dear Nazım.

Yes, finally I convinced her.

I hope it won't turn out like the Şule job.

No.

Don't make us pull back all the blood just
because you didn't like her perfume.

Everything is fine this time.

To the spinal cord.

I need blood in my spongy muscles.

To the vessel desk.

Would you please sign here?

They write "Smoking slows down blood stream...

...and causes sexual impotence."
all the time.

Don't you ever read it?

Just sign this. Let me handle tonight...

...I promise I'll quit tomorrow. Right.

If you don't quit smoking and drink less
in 6 months, don't ever come to me.

Now go to Oscar muscle.

The pulse is around 70 - 80 and
it suddenly goes to 140 with a command.

I need a sign and a stamp here please.

Good luck.

Thank you.

Goal!

Oh God, what is this?

Don't panic.
He is Hobit. He's harmless.

Hobit.

This is Hobit, too.

And now all over again.

When you put it like that,
it is a miracle that we can even do it.

Yes darling?

You're my bad guy.
You're my man.

Come. Take me out of my cage.

Whip me.
Tame me.

OK, I will buy potatoes on the way.
Onions.

Let me be your onion and crush me.
You're my Iron Man.

I'm in the middle of a session with Adem.

I am your patient. My Doctor Who.
Let me be your Guinea pig.

Let me be your Guinea pig.
Study on me.

I will buy potatoes and onions, OK.

What potato are you talking about?

Come immediately.

There's monster in her.

The genie is out of the--

Go back there.

Hale used to ask me onions
and potatoes just like that...

...in the middle of meetings.

I did all I can to go
back to those days again.

One day, I convinced Hale for dinner
claiming that it was all about Selin.

I came here to talk about summer school.

Don't come up with second thoughts
about this dinner.

No, what second thoughts?

Excuse me. Just a minute.

I was just going to toast for your health.
My hand is still in the air.

To your health.

To our health.

The last time we came here
was for your birthday.

I had fireworks launched
from the boat for you.

They had worked for 15 days
for the heart shaped ones.

Hm hm, yes.

Who is it?

It's none of your business.

Don't get mad. I'm just asking.

Last week Selin insisted to call you

So we called but you weren't at home.

Selin said you could
only be at Uncle Hamdi's at 11 pm.

I hope you didn't call them.

I did. Why shouldn't I?

We have been friends for such a long time.
But you weren't there either.

So what if I weren't there?
Is there a problem, Adem?

No, Selin was worried about you.
She wanted me to call.

So I called.

We're trying to eat here.
Who is that intruder?

What are you talking about?

I mean I lost count how many times
we are disturbed.

I'm not disturbed.

People around are disturbed.
"Bip bip bip bip bip"

Don't be ridiculous.

Is the guy a high school student or what?

Which guy?

The one who texts all the time.

Why do you care?

How can you say that?
You're the mother of my daughter.

What were you while doing all that
disgusting shit? Just a scarecrow?

Weren't you the father of my daughter?

What had I done?

I'm going.

Sure, go. Don't keep him waiting. Go.

Indeed. God damn you.

Hale.

You did all that crap while married, but she
can't do anything even if she's divorced.

You keep being jeolous.
How nice.

All the men need treatment.

Yes my daughter?

Sarper can't have supper with us.

Why is that?

Doesn't he have food at home?

Do we operate an alms house?

Sarper should eat at his home.

Why are you any different than me?

It's not the same thing.

Look...

...I know you want to protect your daughter.

I will probably be just like you.

But I think I will at least
try to know these Sarpers.

Because we were once Sarper in the eyes of
our wives' fathers.

Look at the mad man talking.

You get cured and now giving me advise.

Finish your poem first.

It's almost done.

Hello my daughter. Giving it a second thought...

-Where will you do after high school?
-University.

That explains a lot.

Nazım.

Would you like some more "dolma", son?

No, thank you.

Sapers want to have MA major, dad.
Then he will work at his father's company.

So exciting.

Come on Aslı, let us go and check the dessert.

Now listen to me.

You'll graduate from high school.

Then the university.

Four years.
Then comes the two year master study.

-That makes six years.
-Yes.

And then comes your military service.

And I don't like short term paid service.

You'll do your service properly, got it?

That makes seven and a half years.

Give three months before that
and three months after that.

That makes eight.

Aren't you an individual? Why are you
going to work at your father's company?

Seek a job, find a job.
Work for somebody else. Gain experience.

Got it?

That's another four years.
Pretty much, you're 30.

You can't touch...

...my daughter till 30.

If Allah gives you a life long enough...

...you can marry after that.

And when you get married...

...reproductive instincts...

...the nature of our genes...

...men like to be chosen...

...I don't want that.

Trying to spread sperm...

...sleeping with more women to impregnate...

...I don't want any of that.

-No.
-No.

Or...

...I will cut your Oscar off.

-Got it, son?
-Got it, sir.

-Got it clearly?
-I got it.

-Good for you.
-Oh God!

He slipped and fell. What a fool.

-What happened?
-He fell.

-He slipped and fell.
-Dad, what did you do to him?

Bring us a towel.

What hospital?

Did you say Adem has escaped?

-We will get you out of there.
-Adem has escaped.

-Wait. Wait.
-When did it happen?

-I can't take him out.
-You can't pull him off like that.

Come over this way, son.

Where did you go?

This place was too empty.

Your daughter looks like her mother.

She will be very beautiful.

And by the way...

Those pills you didn't swallow...

You can throw them away.

Adem Yunus.

He had a severe depression.
He is getting better.

Yes, Oscar.

Thank you very much.

For not running away from a guy like me.

But I promise you.

One.

I will control myself.

I won't act with my instincts like an animal.

Two.

I won't make life miserable...

...for you and me in the endless war of power.

Three. I won't use you like a hitman
in the pursuit of score.

Four.

I will behave according to my age.

I won't eat walnut paste for extra power...

...let alone those blue pills.

Five.

I won't curse using your name any more.

Six.

I'm sorry for all those hardships
you had to endure...

...because of me.

What did you say?

You accept my apology?

Yes?

So you thank Nazım
and kiss his hands.

So he concluded the resolution process.

Remember, you once said that
the manual is not included...

...and you need to figure it out
with your own feelings?

Right.

It will be under the command of this.
This is what he wants.

You will be discharged because
I believe that you won't try to cut it again.

-Does Hale know about it?
-She knows.

Mass media knows that too.

I wish she was behind that door.

Here is a piece of advice for you.

You want to have Hale back.

You can achieve that.

All you need to do is
to win her trust back.

Just like Master Balzac said:
"Love is fed by trust.

Come here. Come on!

Move it.

This is for you.

So you got better and even drawing cartoons
mocking me. Crazy bastard.

So, did you like it?

Here he is. Here he is.

Mr. Adem, how are you?

Fine but not complete.

Do you mean that Oscar is gone?

Oscar is at its place.

But she is not.

Without her, life doesn't make sense.

Who are you talking about Mr. Adem?
Was there someone you were waiting for?

Not "was".

I am always.
And I will always.

SIX MONTHS LATER

Come on now.

Mom, we are back.
We caught a lot of fish.

Well done my beautiful girl.

I should go.

Adem.

Would you like to have a cup of tea with us?

Of course.

Sit down. Sit down.

What's wrong?

Did you fall from the horse again?

No, this time
the horse fell on me

And when I held the horse up...

I got it.

So how are you?
What's the situation now?

Just like you know it.

I take it easy at work and spare more time
for my daughter and myself.

Remember that weekend you couldn't make.
Selin and I caught 2 kilos of mackerel.

That's great.

But how are Hale and you doing?

Hale is still distant
but I know she loves me.

I can tell from how she looks at me.

You are such a bad poet.

-You couldn't finish that poem.
-It's done.

Then why don't you give it to her?

Come on! Feel great

Are you ready, dad?

Ready, sweetheart.

Come one now. Mom got out.

Come on dad.

Alright.

I'm struck by a flower
Fell in love with her

She said "come on"
And I'm drifted behind her

Balls of fire whirl in my heart
Makes me burn

Oh no, who are you, the Earth-eyed woman?

I gave my heart only to you

Set my bed so I can lie down

How I wish I could have told you about
the summers and winters of my heart

Couldn't do it

Tell me, I will listen to you for saesons

You made butterflies fly in my tired heart

You put me in fire
You burnt me, my woman

I cried in the rooms, on the coach

All I could say was an "ouch" after you

Now, play time.

Come here.

Stone!

Wow, wow, wow
It will be like the pillars of the Şuayb City.

God bless.

He takes after his uncle from father's side.
It slightly bends left.

He takes after his uncle
from mother's side.

What are you talking about?
He has his father.

See, you do it again.

Don't talk.

-Your parents are here.
-Where are they?

In the garden.

Father. Father.

Father, what are you doing again?

I'll die for him.

I'll die for him.

I can eat him up.