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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,869 --> 00:00:06,606 [frog croaking] 2 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:12,144 - Jeepers, Sam! 3 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:13,680 Wait for me! 4 00:00:22,455 --> 00:00:24,690 Hey Mom, have you seen the tape measure? 5 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:26,692 - No I haven't, dear. 6 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:27,960 - You know something? 7 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:31,030 Sam's been jumping like crazy! - [screams] 8 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,598 [dish breaking] 9 00:00:32,599 --> 00:00:34,133 - Dennis Mitchell! 10 00:00:34,134 --> 00:00:35,367 - I'm sorry! 11 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:38,137 Boy, you really did it this time, Sam. 12 00:00:38,138 --> 00:00:40,305 - What'd you do now? 13 00:00:40,306 --> 00:00:42,107 Dennis, what have you been told about keeping 14 00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:43,842 that frog in the house? 15 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:47,746 - Dad, Sam was just practicing jumping inside today 16 00:00:47,747 --> 00:00:49,615 on account of the grass was wet. 17 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:52,651 You wouldn't want good old Sam to catch pneumonia. 18 00:00:52,652 --> 00:00:53,819 - Dennis. 19 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:55,754 - Or even the rheumatism like Grandma gets. 20 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:59,525 - Young man, if I catch that frog in this house once more, 21 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:01,427 Sam will not be in the frog jumping 22 00:01:01,428 --> 00:01:02,828 contest tomorrow afternoon. 23 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:03,862 Now is that clear? 24 00:01:03,863 --> 00:01:05,097 - Sure, Dad. 25 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:07,733 But what if it rains some more outside? 26 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:10,436 - I'll loan Sam my umbrella. 27 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:12,538 Rheumatism like Grandma gets. 28 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:14,506 - That child! 29 00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:16,075 Henry, when you were a little boy, 30 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,944 did you try to sneak frogs into the house? 31 00:01:18,945 --> 00:01:21,880 - Of course not, Alice. 32 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:23,515 I went in for lizards. 33 00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:24,484 [dish breaking] 34 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:53,278 [theme music] 35 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:56,148 - Martha, listen to this. 36 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:58,650 It says, "And to top off the festivities, 37 00:01:58,651 --> 00:02:01,820 28 of the hoppingest frogs in captivity 38 00:02:01,821 --> 00:02:06,091 will compete for the gold cup in the Mark Twain frog jumping 39 00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:09,061 contest." [laughs] I ask you, how ridiculous 40 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:10,896 can the human race get? 41 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:11,798 - Yes, George. 42 00:02:15,168 --> 00:02:17,670 - Hi, Mr. Wilson. 43 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:19,271 - Oh, hello Dennis. 44 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:21,740 - I just wanted to talk to you about Sam. 45 00:02:21,741 --> 00:02:22,708 [frog croaks] 46 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:24,943 - [gasps] Oh Dennis! 47 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:26,278 - Jeepers, I'm sorry. 48 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:27,981 But Sam won't hurt you. 49 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:29,415 Would you, Sam? [frog croaks] 50 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:33,085 - Well, just, just get that, that beast out of here. 51 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:36,121 [frog croaks] - Sam's not a beast, Mr. Wilson. 52 00:02:36,122 --> 00:02:38,457 Dad says Sam's a reptile. 53 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:41,560 - Well, I don't care if Sam is Prince Charming in disguise. 54 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:44,830 Now just take your slimy little friend and depart. 55 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:45,999 - Mr. Wilson? 56 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:47,933 Will you be partners with me and Sam 57 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:49,768 in the frog jumping contest? 58 00:02:49,769 --> 00:02:53,872 - [laughs] I stopped jumping years ago, Dennis. 59 00:02:53,873 --> 00:02:55,741 - Oh, Sam will do all the jumping. 60 00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:58,577 All we gotta do is keep her happy and jumping her best. 61 00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:01,380 We found out Sam's a girl, you know. 62 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:04,083 - Now what has that got to do with anything? 63 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:07,286 - Well, I'll show you. 64 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:14,259 Two, four, six, [clears throat] eight, 10, 11. 65 00:03:14,260 --> 00:03:18,831 Good old Sam jumps over 11 feet without even trying. 66 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:23,635 - Dennis, I wouldn't be impressed if good old Sam jumped 38 feet, 67 00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:26,739 one and a half inches with one foot tied behind her back 68 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,140 and wearing high heels! 69 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:29,475 [doorbell rings] 70 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:30,410 - Who is that? 71 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,851 Oh, why Sergeant Mooney! 72 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,185 What are you doing-- 73 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:41,553 - Hello, George. I guess you know why I'm here. 74 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:42,688 - Well n-no! 75 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:43,522 I haven't done-- 76 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:44,590 - Here's your ticket. 77 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:45,290 - Ticket? 78 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:46,091 Now look here, Mooney. 79 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:47,292 I haven't-- 80 00:03:47,293 --> 00:03:49,895 - Tickets to the annual policemen's ball. 81 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:52,164 - Oh, those tickets. 82 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:53,532 Well, good grief. 83 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:56,101 How many of those annual affairs do you fellows 84 00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:57,302 have a year anyway? 85 00:03:57,303 --> 00:03:58,637 - Oh, come now, George. 86 00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:00,873 You know we only have one annual policemen's 87 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:03,308 ball every six months. [laughs] 88 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:05,044 - Bah. 89 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:06,211 - Hi, Sergeant Mooney. 90 00:04:06,212 --> 00:04:07,713 Have you met Sam yet? 91 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:10,516 She's gonna win the frog jumping contest tomorrow. 92 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:13,085 - Oh now Dennis, I don't want to disillusion you. 93 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:16,455 But my frog Marilyn has the cup practically won. 94 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:19,058 - Mooney, don't tell me you're entering 95 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:21,460 a frog in that silly content. 96 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:22,928 - I certainly am! 97 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:26,365 And do you know how far Marilyn can jump? [laughs] 10 feet, 98 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:27,499 six inches! 99 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:30,135 - The idea of a grown man-- wait a minute! 100 00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:33,072 Did you say 10 feet, six inches? 101 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:34,807 - Well jeepers, Sergeant Mooney. 102 00:04:34,808 --> 00:04:35,975 Sam can jump-- 103 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:36,875 - Eh, Dennis. 104 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:39,144 Eh, uh come in, Mooney. 105 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:42,081 [laughs] You know, it just so happens 106 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,916 that Dennis and I have a frog who 107 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,085 isn't too bad at jumping herself. 108 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:47,453 - Jeepers, Mr. Wilson! 109 00:04:47,454 --> 00:04:50,155 You mean you're gonna be my partner after all? 110 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:51,824 - I do, Dennis. 111 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:53,759 - Oh boy! 112 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:57,763 - And you think that frog can beat my Marilyn, huh? 113 00:04:57,764 --> 00:04:59,164 - Well, sure she will. 114 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:00,699 Why, Sam can jump-- 115 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:04,069 - Would you like to make a small friendly wager, Mooney? 116 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:05,170 - Shall we say $5? 117 00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:07,039 - Shall we say $10? 118 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,107 - But Mr. Wilson! 119 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:09,041 - Please Dennis! 120 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,075 Qui-- we're talking! 121 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:12,044 - I'll gladly make it $15. 122 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:12,811 - $20. 123 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,046 - $25! 124 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,280 - Now wait! 125 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:18,350 You're betting me $25 that your frog 126 00:05:18,351 --> 00:05:20,386 will outjump our frog tomorrow? 127 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:23,389 - Indeed I am, my chubby little friend! 128 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,657 - It's a wager. 129 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,626 - Oh George, there's one thing that bothers me. 130 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:28,160 - Oh? 131 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,294 What's that? 132 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:31,130 - Your $25 is just liable to put me 133 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:35,702 in a higher income tax bracket! [laughs] 134 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:41,573 - [mocking laugh] Yourself! 135 00:05:41,574 --> 00:05:42,741 - Come on, Mr. Wilson. 136 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:44,943 We've gotta get Sam's morning practice in. 137 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:46,812 - I'll be right out, Dennis. 138 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:48,347 - Oh, Mr. Wilson? 139 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,250 Bring the tape measure and I'll go get the rubbing alcohol 140 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:52,785 and we'll meet at my place. 141 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:56,689 - All right, Dennis. 142 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,223 - George? 143 00:05:58,224 --> 00:06:02,227 Don't you think $25 is a little high for a friendly wager? 144 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:04,630 - Well, yes it is, Martha dear. 145 00:06:04,631 --> 00:06:06,398 Except for one thing. 146 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:07,833 I can't lose! 147 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:13,340 [laughs] [frog croaking] 148 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:19,044 - 11 feet, eight inches! 149 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:21,447 - Sam, that's the best you've done yet! 150 00:06:21,448 --> 00:06:22,614 [frog croaking] 151 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:24,283 - Dennis, remember what I told you about Sam 152 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:26,552 being out of the contest if she gets in the house again. 153 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:27,686 - OK, Dad. 154 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:29,254 - Out of the contest? 155 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:31,357 Oh Mitchell, you wouldn't think of doing a thing like that, 156 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:32,524 would you? 157 00:06:32,525 --> 00:06:34,259 - Well, I'm afraid I'd have to, Mr. Wilson. 158 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:37,596 Both Sam and Dennis have been warned several times already. 159 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:41,266 - Well, let's let Sam have a rest, Dennis. 160 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:43,068 We don't want to get that marvelous little 161 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,603 jumping machine over-trained. 162 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:46,305 - OK, Mr. Wilson. 163 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:50,676 I'll give Sam a rubdown and let her have her morning nap. 164 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:52,611 - 11 feet, eight inches! 165 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:56,849 [laughs] Oh, I can't wait to see the expression on Mooney's face 166 00:06:56,850 --> 00:07:01,387 tomorrow when Sam goes soaring into the wild blue yonder. 167 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:03,622 - I've been thinking, Mr. Wilson. 168 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:06,492 How about you and me and Sam getting sweatshirts 169 00:07:06,493 --> 00:07:09,128 to wear with Sam's name stenciled on the back? 170 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:11,563 - Well Dennis, I somehow doubt that we 171 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:14,767 could find a sweatshirt small enough for Sam. 172 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,869 - Well then maybe we could take a little white sock and-- 173 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:22,174 [frog croaking] 174 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:24,143 - Sam, come back here! 175 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,779 I better get Sam before Mom and Dad see her! 176 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,047 - Why certainly. 177 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,381 We don't want anything to happen now 178 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,583 that we're this close to victory, Dennis. 179 00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:33,419 Oh, here's Sam's box. 180 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:35,821 Now you find her and keep her in it. 181 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:37,556 - OK, Mr. Wilson. 182 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:41,594 But if you hear a loud scream, we're in trouble! 183 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,435 - Hello? 184 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:50,069 Mr. Wilson? 185 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,704 This is Dennis. 186 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:54,606 I can't find Sam anywhere! 187 00:07:54,607 --> 00:08:00,346 - Oh now Dennis, Sam must be around that house somewhere. 188 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:01,847 - I know! 189 00:08:01,848 --> 00:08:05,818 But I can't look good because Mom and Dad are hanging around. 190 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,454 And if they catch Sam in the house again, neither of us 191 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:11,156 will be allowed to be in the contest tomorrow. 192 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,424 - All right, Dennis. 193 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:13,158 You sit tight. 194 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,928 I'll be right over. 195 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,028 - Oh Martha? 196 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,563 - Yes, dear? 197 00:08:17,564 --> 00:08:20,199 - Martha, we've got to get over to the Mitchells' right away. 198 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,834 - Oh dear, is something wrong? 199 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,435 - You can say that again. 200 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:26,238 I've got to help Dennis find his frog before Alice or Mitchell 201 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:28,707 do, or we're out of that contest tomorrow. 202 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:30,242 - Oh George, wait a second. 203 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,611 We can't go bursting in on the Mitchells now. 204 00:08:32,612 --> 00:08:34,046 It's lunch time! 205 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:37,483 - Do you want to see Mooney win my $25 by forfeit? 206 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:40,119 - But why in heaven's name must I go with you? 207 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,222 - Well, because it'll look less suspicious that way. 208 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:46,058 While they're talking to you, I can look around. 209 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:47,693 - George, I refuse! 210 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,929 Why, those people are probably eating lunch this very minute. 211 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:51,830 - All right, Martha. 212 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:53,332 All right. 213 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:54,968 I just hope you'll be able to live with your conscience 214 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:58,171 if they end up having frog legs for dinner! 215 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,714 - Dennis, wash your hands, dear. 216 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:09,715 Lunch is almost ready. 217 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,316 DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): OK Mom! 218 00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:13,018 [doorbell rings] 219 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:15,054 - Henry, would you get the front door, please? 220 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,122 - Sure, honey. 221 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:23,762 Why, Mr. and Mrs. Wilson. 222 00:09:23,763 --> 00:09:24,797 This is a surprise. 223 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,131 - Hello, Mitchell. 224 00:09:26,132 --> 00:09:27,032 - Well, come on in. 225 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,033 - Thank you. 226 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:29,134 Thank you, Mitchell. 227 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:31,503 - We can only stay a minute, Henry. 228 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:32,905 - Uh, won't you sit down? 229 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,440 - Eh, oh yes. 230 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:36,842 [laughs nervously] Thanks, Mitchell. 231 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:38,310 - Uh, I'll go get Alice. 232 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:44,383 - Ah. [laughs] Here Sam! Sam! 233 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:45,551 Here Sam! 234 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:46,618 - George Wilson, I've never been so embarrassed 235 00:09:46,619 --> 00:09:48,454 in my whole life. 236 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:50,889 - Martha, why don't you go out and look in the kitchen? 237 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:53,125 - I'll do no such thing! 238 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,727 - Well Henry, I can't! 239 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:57,529 I only have enough tuna fish for the three of us. 240 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:00,332 - Well, well, can't you add some water to it or something? 241 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,267 - Oh you! 242 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:09,908 - Here Sam! 243 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:10,610 Here Sam! 244 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,683 Did you find her yet, Dennis? 245 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:19,018 - No. 246 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,986 But I found an ice skate that I thought I lost. 247 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:22,021 - Oh fine. 248 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:22,988 Well, you keep looking up there. 249 00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:24,323 I'll look down here. 250 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,824 - OK. 251 00:10:25,825 --> 00:10:26,992 Mr. Wilson? 252 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:28,894 Don't bother with the closet. 253 00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:29,629 The door was shut. 254 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:37,069 - Here Sam! 255 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,204 Here Sam! 256 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,977 - Hello, Mr. Wilson. 257 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,578 - Uh, oh! 258 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:47,579 Hello, Alice. 259 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:50,716 I was just admiring your new drapes. 260 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:52,051 - New? - [laughs] 261 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,952 - Uh, oh Mrs. Wilson. 262 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:55,487 How nice. 263 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,922 - Hello, Alice. 264 00:10:56,923 --> 00:10:59,758 - Well, Martha and I just thought we'd drop over and say hello. 265 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:01,060 Didn't we, Martha? 266 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:04,129 - Well, what a pleasant surprise. 267 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:06,799 You are staying to lunch, of course? 268 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,567 - Thank you, Alice. 269 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:09,768 We just ate. 270 00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:10,703 - Oh, uh yes. 271 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:11,837 We did. 272 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,072 - Oh, you did? 273 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,707 What a shame. - Oh yes. 274 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:17,543 We're loaded with tuna fish. 275 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:18,610 - Will you excuse me? 276 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:20,346 I have to go into the kitchen a moment. 277 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,615 - Martha, why don't you go into the kitchen with Alice 278 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:24,917 and keep her company? 279 00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,085 - That's a lovely idea. 280 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,554 Come ahead, Mrs. Wilson. 281 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:33,659 - Well, how's uh, Sam's jumping coming along? 282 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,626 - Eh, oh! 283 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:35,828 Sam? 284 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,730 Uh, just fine! 285 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:41,734 I never noticed those cushions were so nice and soft. 286 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,302 Eh, oh, I almost forgot. 287 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,471 Uh, I wonder if I could borrow that pipe 288 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,840 wrench you keep out in the garage, huh? 289 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:48,640 - Well, sure. 290 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:49,575 I'll go get it. 291 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:50,810 - Eh, oh fine, Mitchell. 292 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,548 Sam? Sam! 293 00:11:56,549 --> 00:12:02,888 Sam? 294 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,424 Here Sam! [frog croaking] 295 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,462 - Here Sam! 296 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:10,896 [frog croaking] 297 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,465 - Sam? 298 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:14,867 Here Sam! 299 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:17,870 Sam! 300 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,873 Sam? 301 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,875 [frog croaking] 302 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:23,443 - Sam! 303 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:31,650 Come out from under there, Sam! [frog croaking] 304 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:32,986 - Sam! [frog croaking] 305 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,620 - Sam! 306 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:35,622 Please Sam? 307 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,398 - Mr. Wilson, what on Earth? 308 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,700 - Oh! 309 00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:49,268 Oh Mitchell. 310 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,438 Uh, I, uh, oh I was just doing a push up or two, you know. 311 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,739 Up down. 312 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,441 Yeah. 313 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,877 [laughs] Keeps my good figure, you know. 314 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,713 - Oh. Well, here it is. 315 00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,181 - Oh, thank you, Mitchell. 316 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:08,454 Thank you. [laughs] My, this is a fine one, isn't it? 317 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,421 - [laughs] Yes. 318 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,789 [frog croaking] 319 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,157 - Arp! 320 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,126 Practicing frog sounds. 321 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,062 - Well, you're certainly getting good at it. 322 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,063 - Yes, I am. 323 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,631 Aren't I? 324 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,568 [frog croaking] - Arp. 325 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:35,614 Oh, Mitchell, uh, uh, that isn't an ink stain on the rug, is it? 326 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,416 - An ink spot? 327 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,450 Where? 328 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:42,288 - Right over there! [frog croaking] 329 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,829 - Well, I don't see any ink spot. 330 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,131 - Well, I must be-- 331 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:52,931 [frog croaking] 332 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,133 - Urp! 333 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,968 Running along. [laughs] 334 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,936 - What's so funny, Mr. Wilson? 335 00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,204 - Oh, I uh, something tickled me. 336 00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,439 I mean, I remembered a joke I just heard. 337 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,575 Tell Martha I'll see her at home. 338 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,580 Sam, stop that! 339 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,415 - Oh uh, Mr. Wilson? 340 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,049 - Oh! 341 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,583 Oh yes, Mitchell? 342 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,719 - I'm certainly glad that you found the frog before Alice 343 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,887 and I did. 344 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:15,854 - Uh, uh. 345 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:16,822 - [laughing] 346 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,791 - Oh, for Pete's sake! 347 00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:23,062 - [laughing] 348 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:26,065 - Eight feet, two and a half inches. 349 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,901 Well, what's wrong with you, Sam? 350 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,636 [frog croaking] 351 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,339 - Aren't you feeling good, Sam? [frog croaking] 352 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:36,408 - Maybe she started jumping too soon after eating. 353 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:38,811 - Oh, this is no laughing matter, Mitchell. 354 00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:42,781 Why, this morning she was making 11 feet every time. 355 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:45,718 Now she can't even jump eight, six. 356 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:47,653 - I think good old Sam's sick. 357 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:51,724 She didn't even eat that last bug I gave her. 358 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,525 Are you sick, Sam? 359 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,627 [frog croaking] 360 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,097 - Yep, she's sick all right. 361 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:01,066 - Well, we better do something, and fast. 362 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:05,037 - When did she have her last complete physical? 363 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,705 - That's it! 364 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:09,475 We'll take Sam to Mr. Wiggins, the veterinarian. 365 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:13,045 - No, Wiggins is out of town, Dennis. 366 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:16,048 - Then we'll take her to good old Dr. Johnson. 367 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,649 He can make anybody well. 368 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:21,520 - I'm afraid Dr. Johnson only administers to people, Dennis. 369 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:22,821 - That's all right. 370 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:26,925 Sam doesn't mind going to a people doctor, do you Sam? 371 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,494 [frog croaking] 372 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:29,495 - See? 373 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:30,729 Come on, Mr. Wilson. 374 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,564 I'll go get her box. 375 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:33,866 - Oh, good grief. 376 00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:36,269 There must be an easier way to make $25, Mitchell. 377 00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:41,807 - Now then, which one is sick and which one 378 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:42,908 came along for the ride? 379 00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,978 - Oh, we're not sick, Dr. Johnson. 380 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,079 But we got a sick friend who-- 381 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:47,946 - Dennis, please. 382 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,481 Now just let me do this. 383 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,083 - Sick friend? Well, why didn't you say so? 384 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,651 I'll get my bag. 385 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:56,522 - Oh, well you see, doc, we, we brought the friend with us. 386 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:57,556 - You did? 387 00:15:57,557 --> 00:15:59,391 - It's our frog, Sam. 388 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,159 - Dennis, please. 389 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,627 Uh, now you see, doc-- 390 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,028 - It's your what? 391 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:04,263 - It's our frog. 392 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:07,633 Sam! 393 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:11,203 - George Wilson, if this is your idea of a joke-- 394 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,872 - Oh, this is no joke, Dr. Johnson. 395 00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,040 Sam's sick. 396 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:17,543 And the jumping contest is tomorrow. 397 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:20,679 - And we had no one else we could turn to, doc. 398 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,514 - Now listen here, George-- 399 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,183 - Please Dr. Johnson. 400 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,652 How'd you like to be a sick frog? 401 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:29,722 - At times I'd prefer it to being a well doctor. 402 00:16:29,723 --> 00:16:30,923 Now I'm very sorry. 403 00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:33,492 - You mean you're turning us down, doc? 404 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,661 - George Wilson, I did not go through four years 405 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,796 of medical school and two years of interning 406 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,531 and 20 odd years of general practice 407 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:43,836 to administer medicine to a sick frog. 408 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,104 - Come along, Sam. 409 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:48,407 - Thank you, doctor. 410 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:52,111 - Now George, what do I know about frogs? 411 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,412 - Gosh, Dr. Johnson. 412 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,381 I thought an honest-to-goodness doctor 413 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:59,752 could help anything that was sick. 414 00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:00,853 - Bring him over here, Dennis. 415 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,122 - Jeepers! Thanks, Dr. Johnson! 416 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,391 - Thank you, doc. 417 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:08,727 - All right. 418 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:09,561 Say aah. 419 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,031 What am I saying? 420 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,766 - Say aah, Sam. 421 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,868 [frog croaking] 422 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,636 - Is that good enough? 423 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:21,306 - Oh, that's Jim dandy, Dennis. 424 00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,042 Hmm. 425 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,044 - Aren't you gonna listen to Sam's chest? 426 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,946 - Oh Dennis, please! 427 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:27,813 - No George. 428 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:28,715 Dennis has a point. 429 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:44,463 His heart's as steady as my watch. 430 00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,331 All right, turn him over and let's 431 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:47,634 take a look at the rest of him. 432 00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,138 Hmm. 433 00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:56,542 - Aren't you gonna tap Sam's knee with a little hammer? 434 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:59,545 - His reflexes seem just fine, Dennis. 435 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,347 Why break his leg? 436 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,918 [sighs] I don't know. 437 00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,852 He seems all right. 438 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:10,022 - Well, what do we do now, doc? 439 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:11,490 - Well, if he had health insurance, 440 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,858 I could throw him into the hospital 441 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,060 for a thorough examination. 442 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:17,896 Here. 443 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:20,833 I'll uh, give him a shot of B12, George. 444 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:24,036 And that's about the best I can do. 445 00:18:24,037 --> 00:18:25,804 - Will it hurt, doctor? 446 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,674 - Oh, of course not, Dennis. 447 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:34,313 - Don't look, Sam. 448 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,316 - You know you two, I've been thinking. 449 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:40,452 Now I'm not much of an authority on frogs, 450 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:43,188 but it is getting close to spring. 451 00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:44,723 Maybe Sam would feel a lot better 452 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,592 if he had a real nice girlfriend. 453 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,927 - But jeepers, Dr. Johnson! 454 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:51,530 Sam is a girl! 455 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,831 - Hmm? 456 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,366 Where's her hair ribbon? 457 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,602 - Doc, are you saying that all this creature 458 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:59,304 needs is a little companionship and she'll 459 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,740 jump like her old self again? 460 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,009 - Well, spring is in the air. 461 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,310 - Come on, Mr. Wilson! 462 00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,346 I know a muddy swamp where I bet you there 463 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,449 are loads of boy frogs! - Oh, joy. 464 00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:26,365 - How are you, Mr. Wilson? 465 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,833 - How am I? 466 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:31,437 Mitchell, do you know that I was wading in McCutcheon's Creek 467 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,639 until three o'clock this morning catching 468 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,140 these confounded frogs? 469 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:38,477 And now, ah, ah, achoo! 470 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:39,778 - God bless you. 471 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,146 - Thank you, Mitchell. 472 00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:43,048 And now that silly frog of Dennis' won't even 473 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:44,516 look at them. 474 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:48,220 And you just know that one of these frogs must be a boy! 475 00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:51,357 DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Hey, Mr. Wilson! 476 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,558 Look! 477 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,593 - Oh goody, another frog. 478 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:57,429 - I borrowed him from a friend of Tommy's, and he 479 00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:00,165 says this is a boy frog for sure. 480 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:04,436 Here's another little friend for you, Sam. 481 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,305 [frog croaking] 482 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,040 - Sam? 483 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,908 - Well, look at that, will you? 484 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:13,312 All she does is sit with her nose in the corner. 485 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:17,216 - I guess Sam wants to pick out her own boyfriend, Mr. Wilson. 486 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:21,186 - Seems Sam is a girl with a mind of her own. 487 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:24,957 - Oh, I can just hear Mooney laughing like a jackass 488 00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:27,393 when he counts my $25. 489 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:31,030 - Mr. Wilson, it's only two hours til the contest. 490 00:20:31,031 --> 00:20:32,765 We gotta do something. 491 00:20:32,766 --> 00:20:34,667 - Well, what do you suggest, Dennis? 492 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:38,637 - Maybe Dr. Johnson will give Sam some more B12. 493 00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:39,872 - All right, Dennis. 494 00:20:39,873 --> 00:20:40,639 Call him up. 495 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,508 Oh, and Dennis? 496 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:43,742 - Yes? 497 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:48,414 - Have the doctor send an extra shot of B12 for me. 498 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:53,852 - And now, for the grand finals of our annual Mark Twain frog 499 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,087 jumping contest. 500 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:57,156 The winners of the semifinal heats 501 00:20:57,157 --> 00:21:02,661 were, on my right, Marilyn, trained by police sergeant 502 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:08,600 Ralph Mooney, with a best jump today of 10 feet, eight inches. 503 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:12,638 [applause] 504 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:18,444 - And on my left, Sam, trained by Dennis Mitchell and George 505 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:24,483 Wilson, with a best jump today of eight feet, seven inches. 506 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:30,289 [applause] 507 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:34,860 - Oh dear, I'm afraid Sam doesn't stand much of a chance. 508 00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:36,462 - I can't understand it. 509 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:39,631 The silly creature has enough B12 in her to go to the moon. 510 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,700 - Get ready, please. 511 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:49,408 Gentlemen and frogs, are you ready? 512 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,943 [frog croaking] - Sam's ready! 513 00:21:50,944 --> 00:21:52,544 - Hey you know, George, I've been thinking. 514 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,113 Just to make it a little more fair, 515 00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:55,981 maybe I ought to make Marilyn jump backwards. 516 00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,883 [laughs] 517 00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,785 - [mocking laugh] Very funny. 518 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,520 - Quiet please. 519 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:06,392 All right, Sam, Marilyn, or vice versa. 520 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:11,830 Get on your mark, get set, and may the best frog win. 521 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,066 [starting pistol] 522 00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:15,334 - Jump Sam, jump! 523 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:17,169 - Go Marilyn go! [frog croaking] 524 00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:19,138 DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Jump Sam, jump! 525 00:22:19,139 --> 00:22:21,073 SGT. MOONEY (OFFSCREEN): Go Marilyn, go! 526 00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:22,074 [frog croaking] 527 00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:23,375 - Go Marilyn, go! 528 00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:35,821 [frog croaking] 529 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:37,156 - Marilyn? 530 00:22:37,157 --> 00:22:39,993 That's the enemy. 531 00:22:40,093 --> 00:22:41,560 - Look Mr. Wilson! 532 00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:43,896 They like each other! 533 00:22:43,897 --> 00:22:45,864 - Oh, for Pete's sake. 534 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:46,832 - Jump Sam! 535 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:49,768 Please jump! 536 00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:50,769 [gasps] 537 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:51,870 - My goodness! 538 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:52,539 - My B12. 539 00:22:57,110 --> 00:23:00,813 - 11 feet, nine and one half inches! 540 00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:03,716 - Jump Marilyn, jump! 541 00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:06,051 [frog croaking] 542 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:07,753 - Marilyn! 543 00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:10,689 - I'm afraid Sergeant Mooney, your time is almost up. 544 00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:11,890 - Oh Marilyn! 545 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:12,825 Come on, Marilyn! 546 00:23:12,826 --> 00:23:14,426 - Five, four, three. 547 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:15,728 SGT. MOONEY (OFFSCREEN): Marilyn! 548 00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:16,862 - Two. 549 00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:20,132 The winner and new champion, Sam! 550 00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:22,067 - We did it, Mr. Wilson! 551 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,569 We did it! 552 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:24,536 [cheers] 553 00:23:24,537 --> 00:23:25,471 - Oh congratulations! 554 00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:26,772 [interposing voices] 555 00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:29,475 - Friends, friends, ladies and gentlemen, refreshments 556 00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:31,677 will be served at the picnic grounds. 557 00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:33,379 - Oh good. 558 00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:35,982 - Sam sure did it, didn't she Dad? 559 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:37,616 - She sure did, son. 560 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:39,084 - Sa-- Sa? 561 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:42,588 [frog croaking] 562 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,356 - Jeepers, look! 563 00:23:44,357 --> 00:23:47,393 - It looks like love at first sight. 564 00:23:47,394 --> 00:23:49,528 - Well, if they think I'm gonna support the both of them, 565 00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:50,562 they're crazy. 566 00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:53,966 - Sergeant Mooney, since Sam's a girl, 567 00:23:53,967 --> 00:23:56,235 your frog Marilyn must be a boy. 568 00:23:56,236 --> 00:23:57,670 - That's right, Dennis. 569 00:23:57,671 --> 00:24:01,040 That's why Sam got so excited and jumped so far. 570 00:24:01,041 --> 00:24:02,174 - Yeah. 571 00:24:02,175 --> 00:24:04,610 Stabbed in the back by my own frog. 572 00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:07,780 - Well, Mooney? 573 00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:09,715 - All right. 574 00:24:09,716 --> 00:24:12,451 21, 22, 23, 24, 25. 575 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:14,920 And I hope I have the pleasure of giving you 576 00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:18,390 your next parking ticket! 577 00:24:18,391 --> 00:24:21,694 - Well Dennis, for your college fund. 578 00:24:21,695 --> 00:24:24,563 - Jeepers, thanks, Mr. Wilson. 579 00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:25,965 Frog jumping sure pays! 580 00:24:26,066 --> 00:24:28,167 - It certainly does, Dennis. 581 00:24:28,168 --> 00:24:30,602 - Why now just a darn minute, doc! 582 00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:33,372 - You took all the rest of Mr. Wilson's money! 583 00:24:33,373 --> 00:24:34,406 - That's right. 584 00:24:34,407 --> 00:24:37,977 Those B12 shots come high, George. 585 00:24:38,078 --> 00:24:40,080 - Oh, good grief! 586 00:24:45,785 --> 00:25:05,839 [theme music] 587 00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:31,397 ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): This has been a Screen Gems film 588 00:25:31,398 --> 00:25:35,502 production from the Hollywood studios of Columbia Pictures. 40180

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