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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,078 --> 00:00:13,613 DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Helloooo, Mr. Wilson! 2 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:20,652 Hey, Mr. Wilson, guess what? 3 00:00:20,653 --> 00:00:23,622 - Oh, Dennis, it's the end of a long day. 4 00:00:23,623 --> 00:00:24,590 I'm tired. 5 00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:26,091 I don't feel like guessing games. 6 00:00:26,092 --> 00:00:29,128 - You sure are gonna be surprised. 7 00:00:29,129 --> 00:00:31,663 - Nothing you could do would surprised me. 8 00:00:31,664 --> 00:00:32,865 - Go on, Mr. Wilson, guess. 9 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,667 It's something you got. 10 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:36,101 - Something I got? 11 00:00:36,102 --> 00:00:38,203 - They're down in the cellar. 12 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,406 - My power tools came. 13 00:00:40,407 --> 00:00:43,609 - Guess again, Mr. Wilson. 14 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:44,677 - I give up. 15 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:46,645 - Termites! 16 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:48,047 - Termites? 17 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,250 {\an8}- See, I told you you were gonna be surprised. 18 00:00:55,655 --> 00:01:15,709 {\an8}[theme music] 19 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:30,657 - Ohh. 20 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,667 Oh, pesky beasts. 21 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,105 Martha! 22 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,474 MARTHA (OFFSCREEN): Yes, dear? 23 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:51,377 - Are you sure all the vents are closed? 24 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:53,479 - Everything's closed, George. 25 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,849 - Don't want any of this smell in the house. 26 00:01:56,850 --> 00:02:03,055 MARTHA (OFFSCREEN): Yes, George. 27 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:05,057 Oh, dear. 28 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:06,592 Oh, they're burned. 29 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:08,360 - Never mind, Mrs. Wilson. 30 00:02:08,361 --> 00:02:09,795 We still got some raw ones. 31 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:12,531 GEORGE (OFFSCREEN): Did you check the front bedroom? 32 00:02:12,532 --> 00:02:13,499 [doorbell ringing] 33 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:14,968 - Oh dear. 34 00:02:15,068 --> 00:02:17,269 - Everything always happens at once, doesn't it, Mrs. Wilson? 35 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:19,672 - Will you answer the doorbell for me, dear? 36 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,674 - Sure, Mrs. Wilson. 37 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:23,909 GEORGE (OFFSCREEN): Martha, I can't hear you! 38 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:24,978 - Just a minute, dear. 39 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:29,882 - Boo! 40 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,850 - Oh! 41 00:02:31,851 --> 00:02:33,852 George, see what you made me do! 42 00:02:33,853 --> 00:02:36,789 - Oh, Martha, dear, I'm sorry. 43 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:38,857 What's got you all upset? 44 00:02:38,858 --> 00:02:44,096 - Mrs. Wilson, you got a-- Boy! 45 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:46,699 - Oh, Dennis, what are you doing here? 46 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,100 - I'm helping. 47 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:51,370 Boy, Mr. Wilson, that sure is a keen space helmet. 48 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:53,172 - No wonder you're nervous. 49 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,240 - Look what happened to the cookies. 50 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:56,875 - That's all right, Mrs. Wilson. 51 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:58,811 I can help you stir up some more. 52 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:03,048 Then you and me can play spaceman, huh, Mr. Wilson? 53 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:05,050 - I am not playing spaceman. 54 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:06,953 - George, look, it's the wedding invitation. 55 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:09,922 - Oh! 56 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,056 Yeah. 57 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:15,394 Oh, aren't they nice? 58 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:18,297 Mr. and Mrs. George Wilson request the honor 59 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:20,265 of your presence at the wedding of their niece, Georgiana 60 00:03:20,266 --> 00:03:24,103 Balanger to Lieutenant Robert Lee Black on Saturday-- 61 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:26,338 - Is that your same niece Georgiana Balanger 62 00:03:26,339 --> 00:03:28,140 who came to visit you last summer? 63 00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:30,609 - The eighth of June at 11:00 in the morning, 64 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:33,645 625 Elm Street, reception following ceremony. 65 00:03:33,646 --> 00:03:36,315 - Is that your same niece Georgiana Balanger 66 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:38,851 who sat with me when I was a little kid? 67 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,352 - Yes, dear. 68 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:42,254 - Oh, George, there's so much to do with so little time. 69 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:44,957 Maybe we should have the wedding somewhere else. 70 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:46,258 - Is that your same niece-- 71 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:48,560 - Georgiana's just like a daughter to us, 72 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:51,263 and she's going to be married in our home, Martha. 73 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:54,633 Oh after all, we're the only family she has left. 74 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:56,869 Oh, don't you worry about a think, my dear. 75 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:59,738 I'm going to put on the best wedding this down ever saw. 76 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:01,507 - Is t your same niece that-- 77 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:03,809 - Oh, of course it is my same niece, Dennis. 78 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:06,078 I've only got one niece. 79 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,448 - Jeepers, I've been jilted. 80 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,755 You know what I'm going to be when I grow up, Tommy? 81 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:18,691 A bachelor. 82 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,426 - Me too. 83 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:23,862 - You won't catch me marrying any dumb old girl. 84 00:04:23,863 --> 00:04:27,232 - Me neither, dumb old girls. 85 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:30,636 - And I'm not going to be in love with that Georgiana Balanger 86 00:04:30,637 --> 00:04:31,837 anymore either. 87 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:32,972 - Dennis? 88 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:34,974 What's it like being in love? 89 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:38,811 - Well, it's sort of like-- like Christmas. 90 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:40,646 - Oh. 91 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:44,316 - But you know what it's like being jilted? 92 00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:46,618 It's like opening your biggest present 93 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,855 and finding out it's something you wear. 94 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:57,629 [horn honking] 95 00:04:57,630 --> 00:05:04,104 - Aunt Martha! 96 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:09,908 - Hello, Georgiana. 97 00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:11,243 - You remember Bob, don't you? 98 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:12,778 - Oh, yes, of course, Bob. 99 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:14,046 How are you? 100 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,114 - Hello, Mr. Wilson, how are you, sir? 101 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:16,281 - Fine, good to see you. 102 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:17,616 BOB (OFFSCREEN): Nice seeing you too. 103 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:18,884 - Georgiana! - Alice! 104 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:19,818 How are you? 105 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,086 - Oh, Georgiana. 106 00:05:21,087 --> 00:05:22,287 Hello, Bob. 107 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:23,555 - Hello, Mrs. Mitchell, how are you? 108 00:05:23,556 --> 00:05:24,958 - You must be tired after your long trip. 109 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,325 - We're too excited to be tired. 110 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,961 Oh, Uncle George, this is so wonderful for you 111 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,261 to do this for us. 112 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:30,596 - Oh, nonsense, my dear. 113 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:32,264 I've always promised you a nice wedding, 114 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:34,066 and that's exactly what you're going to have. 115 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:35,901 - Oh, ah, Georgiana, I'm so happy for you. 116 00:05:35,902 --> 00:05:39,104 And Henry and I are so thrilled to be standing up for you. 117 00:05:39,105 --> 00:05:42,074 - Well, come on inside, everybody. 118 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:46,879 - Dennis, oh honey, I'm so glad to see you. 119 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:48,313 Dennis, I hope you like Bob. 120 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:50,416 It'd make me awfully unhappy if you didn't. 121 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:54,086 - I was going to marry you myself as soon as I grew up. 122 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,288 - But Dennis, I'm much too old for you. 123 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:57,890 - I'm gonna have a birthday pretty soon. 124 00:05:57,891 --> 00:06:02,361 - But so am I. And the older you get, the older I get too. 125 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,029 So you see no matter how fast you grew, 126 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,497 it just wouldn't work out. 127 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:07,599 You do understand, don't you, darling? 128 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,601 - Yeah, I guess so. 129 00:06:09,602 --> 00:06:11,837 - I'm sorry about it too. 130 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:13,038 - That's OK. 131 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,039 Is he the one you're going to marry? 132 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,874 - Yes, he is. 133 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,310 - Bob, this is Dennis. 134 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:20,446 - Well, as long as you couldn't have me, 135 00:06:20,447 --> 00:06:22,782 I guess you picked a pretty good one. 136 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:27,453 - How do you do, Dennis? 137 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:31,623 - Boy, that's the most beautiful I ever saw in all my life. 138 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:34,193 - Aunt Martha, I have the most wonderful idea. 139 00:06:34,194 --> 00:06:36,195 Now I know it's going to be a simple ceremony, 140 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:39,131 but, well, I've always wanted a ring bearer. 141 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:41,434 And if Dennis wouldn't mind, he'd be just perfect. 142 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:57,082 - All right, everybody, time for rehearsal. 143 00:06:57,083 --> 00:07:00,819 Mr. Bradshaw, you may start the music. 144 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:04,056 [wedding march] 145 00:07:04,057 --> 00:07:07,160 - All right, Bob, you and Mitchell start in. 146 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:15,401 Mr. Bradshaw, stop the music. 147 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:17,569 Margaret, dear, you're supposed to be 148 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:18,904 out in the hall with Dennis. 149 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:21,340 - I don't want to be in the hall with Dennis. 150 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:22,107 He pushes! 151 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,576 - Oh, yes, I know. 152 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:26,278 Oh, Martha. 153 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,913 Do we have to have Dennis? 154 00:07:27,914 --> 00:07:30,315 He's just going to make shambles out of this wedding, I know it. 155 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:32,418 - He looks so cute with the ring on that pillow. 156 00:07:32,419 --> 00:07:34,219 Besides, Georgiana asked for him. 157 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:36,288 And it would absolutely break his little heart. 158 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,122 - Hey! 159 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,425 What's holding up the parade? 160 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:42,461 - Now everything's going to be just fine, George. 161 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,064 - All right, Mr. Bradshaw, start again. 162 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,533 Bob, you and Mitchell come in once more. 163 00:07:47,534 --> 00:07:56,508 [wedding march] 164 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:58,477 - All right, that's your cue, Margaret. 165 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,112 - There's simply no more room in the freezer. 166 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:02,381 I don't know where we're going to put the ice cream. 167 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:05,351 - We can take care of that at our house, Mrs. Elkins. 168 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:07,186 - Ladies, please, you're disrupting the rehearsal. 169 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,254 - Well, I'm just trying to be helpful. 170 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:11,824 - Well, then, go into the living room and sit down. 171 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,393 And stop the music. 172 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,063 - Come along, dear. 173 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:19,264 Don't mind him. 174 00:08:19,265 --> 00:08:21,133 This wedding is so important to him. 175 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,502 - Oh, I never allow myself to be disturbed by anything 176 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,672 Mr. Wilson says under any circumstances. 177 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:31,443 - All right, Mr. Bradshaw, from Margaret's cue, please. 178 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:32,778 [wedding march] 179 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:39,953 - (SINGING) Here comes the bride, lum, dum, dum, dum. 180 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,955 Margaret, that's-- that's fine, dear. 181 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,922 Only don't throw the flowers like that. 182 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:45,324 Just drop them. 183 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:48,427 Now watch me, without music. 184 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:50,596 Now. 185 00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:56,835 Here comes the bride, lum, dum, dum, dum. 186 00:08:56,836 --> 00:09:02,307 Just drop the petal from side to side. 187 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:05,778 Now you see, that isn't hard, is it, dear? 188 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:08,047 Oh! 189 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:11,817 - That was a close one, wasn't it, Mr. Wilson? 190 00:09:11,818 --> 00:09:13,485 - Yes, it was, Dennis. 191 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:14,486 All right, go on back. 192 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:17,690 And you too, Margaret. 193 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:18,925 All right, Mr. Bradshaw. 194 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:22,561 Let's take it from the beginning again. 195 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,897 Well, this is the only wedding I'm ever going to put on, 196 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,032 and I want it to be right. 197 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,935 - It's your money. 198 00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:30,937 - Play! 199 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:35,507 [wedding march] 200 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:36,508 - [inaudible] cue. 201 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:42,115 Dennis. 202 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,486 You're next, Alice. 203 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:48,488 You ready? 204 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:14,880 Alice, dear. 205 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:16,615 This is a little close indeed. 206 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,785 You have to leave room for the minister. 207 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:37,636 - Boy, you sure can teach the step, Mr. Wilson. 208 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,739 - All right, Dennis. 209 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:43,375 Well, now that was pretty good. - All right, Georgiana. 210 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:47,112 When the minister steps forward, you hand your bouquet to Alice. 211 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:48,648 And the Alice steps back. 212 00:10:50,950 --> 00:10:56,355 And then when he says, who gives this woman in-- uh, oh. 213 00:10:56,356 --> 00:11:00,059 Dear, where is that book with the wedding ceremony in it? 214 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,126 - I'll get it, Mr. Wilson. 215 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:03,329 - Oh. Oh! 216 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,969 Oh! 217 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,537 I knew it. 218 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:13,305 I knew it! 219 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,874 - Anybody got a long stick and some bubblegum? 220 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,476 - No. I'll 221 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,545 - Run down in the cellar and look for it, Mr. Wilson. 222 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,547 I'm sure I can find it. 223 00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:22,381 - I'll do it, Dad. 224 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,350 I know just where the pipes go. 225 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,152 Tommy and me climbed all over that cellar lots of times 226 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:30,222 when nobody was home. 227 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,590 - I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Wilson. 228 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,493 I'm sure Dennis didn't do it on purpose. 229 00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,130 Dennis! 230 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,632 I'll direct him from here. 231 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,101 Dennis. 232 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,936 DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Yes, Dad? 233 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:47,172 - Over here, son, where you hear my voice. 234 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:49,742 Over here, Dennis. 235 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:50,743 Can you see it? 236 00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,578 - Not yet, Dad! 237 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,680 HENRY (OFFSCREEN): Well, it should be close by. 238 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:57,684 - I'm looking! 239 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,926 Here it is, behind this old bottle. 240 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:16,235 - Good! 241 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,437 - Here's your nerve medicine, dear. 242 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:19,805 - Oh good. 243 00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:21,206 - Such a fuss. 244 00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:23,876 - You'd this it was his own coronation. 245 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:24,877 - Well, he's got it. 246 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:26,445 No harm done. 247 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,982 - Well, just once in my life, not for my own sake mind you, 248 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,884 I wanted everything nice for Georgiana. 249 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,118 - Couldn't we just run off and get 250 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:35,788 married by a justice of the peace? 251 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,123 - Here we are! 252 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:40,959 I put it on my thumb so it wouldn't get lost again. 253 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,162 - Well, if it gets stuck here, I swear I'll-- 254 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,229 - It didn't get stuck, Mr. Wilson. 255 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:46,499 I've got a very narrow thumb. 256 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:51,904 - Ah. 257 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:54,007 Mitchell, you take the ring from Dennis. 258 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,474 And then you hand it to what's his name. 259 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:56,508 - Bob. 260 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,310 - Right, all right, hand it to Bob. 261 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:01,113 - Then when the minister says, I now pronounce you man and wife, 262 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,349 Dennis and Margaret get out of the way. 263 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:07,653 And Mr. Bradshaw is going to play. 264 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:11,824 [music playing] 265 00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:16,628 ESTHER (OFFSCREEN): (SINGING) Sweetheart is everlasting. 266 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,930 Eternal-- - What's that? 267 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:21,066 ESTHER (OFFSCREEN): (SINGING) Forever more. 268 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,635 Our life is-- 269 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,071 - Who let her in? 270 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:29,241 - Shared forever. 271 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:32,244 All of our hopes as one. 272 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,646 - Isn't that beautiful? 273 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,916 Me and Ms. Cathcart have been saving it for a surprise. 274 00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:43,088 - It's my little gift for the bride and groom. 275 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:46,358 - (SINGING) Life with its care and cheers, 276 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:53,532 life with its joy and fears, we'll test our love, 277 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,933 sweetheart. 278 00:13:54,934 --> 00:14:00,673 But faith in each other will carry us through the storm! 279 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:03,742 [explosion] 280 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:07,813 ESTHER (OFFSCREEN): (SINGING) My love for you, 281 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:12,217 sweetheart, is everlasting. 282 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:16,055 Eternal forever more! 283 00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:23,529 Our love, dear heart, will be we share forever. 284 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:26,865 All of our hopes as one. 285 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:30,804 Life with its care and tears, life with-- 286 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:39,244 - All this house needed was a good airing, George. 287 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,146 You can't smell it now. 288 00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:43,315 - Dennis has got to go. 289 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,516 - George. 290 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,785 - No, no, no, no, I should have put my foot down 291 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,087 when you first mentioned it. 292 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:49,588 I should never have let you talk me into it. 293 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:50,622 But it isn't too late. 294 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,858 - It wasn't really all Dennis's fault. 295 00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:53,826 - Oh no? 296 00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,094 Well, whose fault was it? 297 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,395 Who invited Ms. Cathcart? 298 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,096 He did. 299 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:57,896 Who dropped the ring? 300 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,098 He did. 301 00:14:59,099 --> 00:14:59,698 Who knocked over the termite killer? 302 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:00,799 He did. 303 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,835 [interposing voices] 304 00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:04,503 - Don't you try to talk me out of it. 305 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:05,537 My mind's made up. 306 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:06,739 Why, Dennis young. 307 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,640 And he'll be over his disappointment by day 308 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,042 after tomorrow. 309 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,379 But Georgiana, my dear, this is your wedding. 310 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:16,682 It's the most important day in your life. 311 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,283 No sir, no. 312 00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:20,387 I am not going to let Dennis spoil it. 313 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:27,926 - Hey, how come you folks didn't invite me to your wedding? 314 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,062 - Well, you weren't born yet. 315 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,296 - Oh, yeah, I forgot. 316 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,832 But I bet if I had been born, you 317 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,901 wouldn't invited me, huh, Mom? 318 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,202 - We certainly would have, dear. 319 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:38,337 TV ANNOUNCER: Weather bulletin. 320 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,072 Rain predicted for tomorrow. 321 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,341 The barometer is falling with northwest winds. 322 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,978 We can expect heavy showers before dawn tomorrow. 323 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,078 - Oh, no. 324 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:47,414 It can't rain for the wedding. 325 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,785 [door knocking] 326 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,720 - Don't worry, Mom. 327 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,690 Well, it's good old Mr. Wilson. 328 00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:59,091 Hey, Mr. Wilson. 329 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,160 You want a peanut butter, and mayonnaise, 330 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,861 and banana sandwich? 331 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:06,465 - Dennis, I thought you'd be in bed. 332 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,801 - He's too excited about the wedding to go to sleep. 333 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,103 - Would you like a piece of chocolate cake or something? 334 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:12,571 - Oh, no thank you. 335 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:16,475 I want to talk to Mitchell about something. 336 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,044 - Uh, why don't you run along to bed, son. 337 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:20,279 You can take your milk with you. 338 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,680 - OK, Dad. 339 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,282 - Did you hear the weather report, Mr. Wilson? 340 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:26,085 They're expecting rain by tomorrow morning. 341 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,220 - Oh, naturally it's going to rain. 342 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,155 Sure, just like George Wilson try 343 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,857 to put on a real nice wedding. 344 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,059 And naturally it rains. 345 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:36,462 - It isn't gonna rain, Mr. Wilson. 346 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:37,262 - It isn't? 347 00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,063 - Oh? 348 00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,198 - I already said my prayers. 349 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,200 And I asked God specially to make 350 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:43,435 it a fine day for the wedding. 351 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,470 - Oh? 352 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,138 - But if you're nervous, Mr. Wilson, 353 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:49,074 I'll say em all over again just to make sure. 354 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:51,076 - Oh, well. 355 00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,544 - I don't mind, Mr. Wilson. 356 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,414 I'll be glad to do it, if it'll make you feel better. 357 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:56,148 - Goodnight, son. 358 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,082 - Goodnight, everybody. 359 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:57,984 Sleep tight. 360 00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,151 - Goodnight, dear. 361 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,086 - Don't you worry, Mr. Wilson. 362 00:17:01,087 --> 00:17:03,722 You and me are gonna put on the best 363 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,658 wedding this down ever saw. 364 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:11,931 - Well, what can we do for you, Mr. Wilson? 365 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,766 - Uhh. 366 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,901 Oh, I forget. 367 00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,771 - Well, no wonder, with all the things you have on your mind. 368 00:17:18,772 --> 00:17:20,039 Why don't you have a cup of coffee? 369 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,907 Maybe it'll come back to you. 370 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,909 - Oh, no thank you. 371 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:27,046 - Well, maybe it was something Mrs. Wilson wanted to borrow. 372 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,580 You're welcome to anything we have. 373 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:37,923 - No, I uh-- uh just wanted to say thanks for everything. 374 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,192 Uh. 375 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:41,795 Don't be late for the wedding. 376 00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:56,275 Excuse me. 377 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:59,645 I beg your pardon. Please. 378 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:04,249 MARTHA (OFFSCREEN): Don't 379 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:08,153 Won't you find a seat in the living room? 380 00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:10,122 - Martha, where is that minister? 381 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,890 He promised he'd get here early. 382 00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,192 - He'll be here, George. 383 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,160 - Oh, everything's gone wrong. Everything. 384 00:18:15,161 --> 00:18:16,795 It's going to storm, and the minister 385 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:17,830 isn't going to get here. 386 00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:19,231 - There's not a cloud in the sky. 387 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,866 And the minister is due for another five minutes. 388 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:24,437 - Well, maybe he got his dates mixed up or-- maybe he forgot. 389 00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,946 Operator, this is an emergency. 390 00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:36,382 Get me-- Martha, what's his name? 391 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:37,549 Martha! 392 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,151 - Come in, Reverend. 393 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,853 - Hello, Mrs. Wilson. 394 00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,921 - George will be so happy to see you. 395 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,289 - Hello, George. 396 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,892 - Oh, hello-- Martha, what's his name? 397 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,127 I'm trying to get him on the telephone. 398 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,261 I can't remember his name. 399 00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,062 - Who dear? 400 00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:52,331 - The minister! 401 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,166 - It's easy to see that you ought to come 402 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,769 to church a little oftener, George. 403 00:18:56,770 --> 00:18:58,837 - I'm sorry. 404 00:18:58,838 --> 00:18:59,805 This way, Reverend. 405 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,307 - Thank you. 406 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,610 - There's a car locked up in the garage, Tommy. 407 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,679 Here's the key. 408 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,681 Put lots of signs on it. 409 00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:11,350 We want everybody to know they're really married. 410 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,484 - OK, Dennis. 411 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,121 - OK, Tommy. - Your nerve medicine, dear. 412 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:22,194 Oh, darling, just try not to think of anything 413 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,697 except this is our little Georgiana's wedding day. 414 00:19:24,698 --> 00:19:26,031 - All right, Martha, all right. 415 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,433 But don't you go getting weepy on me. 416 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,635 I cannot stand women who cry at weddings. 417 00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:31,271 - Well, I'll try not to, dear. 418 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,855 Dennis, here's the ring. 419 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,658 We're ready to start. 420 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:56,662 Mr. Bradshaw, we're ready. 421 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,063 [wedding march] 422 00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:00,066 - Remember, Margaret, don't throw the flowers. 423 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,533 Just drop them. 424 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,501 It's your cue. 425 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:03,869 Oh, have you got the ring, Dennis? 426 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:09,742 Yes, yes. 427 00:20:09,743 --> 00:20:11,810 - Hey, Mr. Wilson. 428 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,780 You've got your shoes on crooked. 429 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,321 - Great Scott! 430 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,059 - What did I do wrong? 431 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,460 - You did all right, Margaret. 432 00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:31,630 We just got to wait for good old Mr. Wilson 433 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:32,632 to get his shoes on right. 434 00:20:45,011 --> 00:21:05,065 [wedding march] 435 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:48,507 - The joining together in matrimony of two young people 436 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:52,244 is a serious as well as a joyous occasion. 437 00:21:52,245 --> 00:21:56,815 You, Georgiana, and you, Robert, will promise much 438 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,385 and fall short of your promises. 439 00:21:59,386 --> 00:22:04,089 But man's ideal is always beyond his performance. 440 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,825 Be true to the best that is in you. 441 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,895 And live fully so that you will have 442 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:12,364 much to share with each other. 443 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,067 Who gives this woman in marriage? 444 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,371 - Oh, here! 445 00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:22,574 I-- I-- I do. 446 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:30,549 - Robert, do you take Georgiana to be your lawful wedded wife? 447 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:31,950 - I do. 448 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:33,919 - And Georgiana, do you take Robert 449 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,455 to be your lawful wedded husband? 450 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:38,223 - I do. 451 00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:39,892 - May I have the ring, please? 452 00:22:39,893 --> 00:22:41,627 - Here it is. 453 00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:42,394 - Thank you. 454 00:22:42,395 --> 00:22:44,797 - You're welcome. 455 00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:47,266 - Repeat after me. 456 00:22:47,267 --> 00:22:49,935 With this ring, I, Robert. 457 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:52,671 - With this ring, I, Robert. 458 00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:56,241 - Take thee Georgiana. 459 00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:59,211 - To have and to hold. 460 00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:03,048 - To love, honor, and cherish. 461 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:06,652 - In sickness and in health. 462 00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:08,520 - For richer or for poorer. 463 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:09,688 - For richer, for poorer. 464 00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:11,557 - For better or for worse. 465 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,892 - For better or worse. 466 00:23:13,893 --> 00:23:19,164 - As long as we both shall live. 467 00:23:19,165 --> 00:23:21,900 - You may now place the ring upon her finger. 468 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:25,137 - [blows nose] 469 00:23:25,138 --> 00:23:27,840 - Repeat after me. 470 00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:32,077 I, Georgiana, take thee Robert. 471 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:34,113 - I, Georgiana, take thee Robert. 472 00:23:34,114 --> 00:23:37,649 - To love, honor, and cherish. 473 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:40,686 - In sickness and in health. 474 00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:43,722 - For richer, for poorer. 475 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:47,926 - For better, for worse. 476 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:50,662 - As long as we will both shall live. 477 00:23:50,663 --> 00:23:52,631 - As long as we both shall live. 478 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:57,202 - Under the powers vested in me by church and state, 479 00:23:57,203 --> 00:24:00,305 I now pronounce you man and wife. 480 00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:01,707 - Yippee! 481 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:03,309 [cheers] 482 00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:33,572 - Bye, darling. 483 00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:34,573 - Good luck. 484 00:24:34,574 --> 00:24:35,541 [interposing voices] 485 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:36,542 - Where's Dennis? 486 00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:37,710 - I don't know, honey. 487 00:24:37,711 --> 00:24:39,546 It's not like him to miss all this excitement. 488 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:47,120 - Oh no! - Dennis! 489 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:20,587 {\an8}[theme music] 490 00:25:40,273 --> 00:25:42,374 {\an8}ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): This has been a Screen Gems film 491 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:46,613 {\an8}production from the Hollywood studios of Colombia Pictures. 34582

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