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- Here's your water, son.
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Drink it up and
get back to sleep.
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- I didn't want a drink, dad.
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I just asked you for
a glass of water.
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[theme music]
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- All right, Fremont.
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Let's take our nice bath.
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[laughs]
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Nice bath?
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Yeah!
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Nice bath.
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DENNIS (OFFSCREEN):
Hello Mr. Wilson!
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- Ah, if he had two
more legs and a tail,
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I could sic Fremont on him.
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Don't let Fremont out, Dennis!
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Close the gate!
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- I will, Mr. Wilson!
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What are we gonna do
with the tub, Mr. Wilson?
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- Oh, we are not going
to do anything with it.
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I am going to give
Fremont his bath.
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- Oh, boy!
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I'll help you!
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Then maybe you'll give me
a quarter, huh, Mr. Wilson?
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- Well, what do you
want with a quarter?
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- Me and Tommy are
gonna make some money,
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and we're gonna buy some swim
fins for when we go swimming.
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- Well, I'm sorry, but I
don't have any quarters.
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Um, Dennis, why don't you
go away someplace and play
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and have fun?
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- This will be fun, even
if i don't make a quarter.
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I've never washed a dog before.
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Which end will we
start on, Mr. Wilson?
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- We are not going
to start on any end.
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I have to fill the tub first.
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- OK.
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I'll do the squirting!
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- Oh, no you won't!
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No, no, no.
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I'll do the squirting myself.
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- Don't you like me, Mr. Wilson?
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- Well, yes.
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Sure I do, Dennis.
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- I'm glad, 'cause
I like you, too!
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Can I call you George?
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- Why, of course you can't!
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- OK!
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Can I turn the water on for ya?
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- No, no, no, no, no,
I'll turn it on myself.
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- Can I hold the hose for you
while you're turning it on?
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- Oh, give me strength.
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All right, Dennis,
you may hold the hose.
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But just keep it pointed
right at the tub.
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Don't point it at me, or at
the house, or at Fremont,
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or anybody else.
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Just right at the tub, OK?
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- You're afraid I might
squirt somebody, aren't ya?
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- Yes, I am.
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- I'll fix it so
nobody gets squirted.
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- Oh, fine.
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But just keep it pointed
right at the tub.
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- No water's coming
out, Mr. Wilson.
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- Well, it's not on, yet.
- Well?
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I'm still holding it!
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I'm still holding it!
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Oops!
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You shouldn't have turned
that on so hard, Mr. Wilson!
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Now you got a busted hose!
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- Home!
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Home!
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- That's OK.
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I gotta meet Tommy, anyway.
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Boy, you sure are wet!
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See you later, Mr. Wilson!
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Gee, Tommy, there's Mr.
Gibson throwing away stuff!
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- Yeah!
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A whole box full!
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- Hi, Mr. Gibson!
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- Double, double,
toil and trouble.
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Fire burn and cauldron bubble.
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- What'd you say, Mr. Gibson?
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- Oh, just a few lines
from Shakespeare.
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Would seem quite appropriate
when you're around, Dennis.
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- Hey, Mr. Gibson, you
got any stuff in there
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that we can have?
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- Only such stuff as dreams
are made of, I'm afraid.
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- Oh, we don't want
stuff to make dreams of.
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We want stuff that we can
sell and make money with!
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- That was my
intention, too, boys!
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But it was only a dream.
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The stuff didn't sell.
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A hippopotamus savings
bank that lost its hip.
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Ooh!
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A crocheted pot holder
that was attacked by moths.
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Ugh!
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And about a hundred Valentine
cards from over the years
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that no one would buy.
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- If we find anything in
here that we can use,
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can we have it, Mr. Gibson?
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- Why, of course you can!
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- Later on, you may want
to take out these bushes
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and put in some low shrubs.
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It'll uh, set off the
house a little better.
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- Sounds pretty good,
doesn't it, honey?
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- Oh, yes, I should say!
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These old things have just about
had it as far as I'm concerned.
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- Hey mom, dad!
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Tommy and me found
a lot of Valentines,
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and we're gonna sell them.
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You wanna buy one?
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They're a dime apiece!
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- Hold on a minute.
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I want you meet Mr. Carlson.
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He's going to do some
landscape work for us.
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Uh, Mr. Carlson, this is Tommy.
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- Hello, Mr. Carlson.
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- Hello, Tommy.
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- And this is Dennis.
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- Hi, Mr. Carlson!
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- Hello, Dennis.
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- Would you like to
buy a Valentine?
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- Never mind that, Dennis.
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Where's you get all
those Valentines?
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- Back of Mr. Gibson's store.
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- He gave them to
us, Mr. Mitchell.
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- Yeah!
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And we're gonna sell them!
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- Dennis, nobody will buy
Valentines this time of year.
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- Why not?
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- Well, because it isn't
Valentine's Day, that's why.
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Well, I guess I'll get
in and fix us some lunch.
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- OK, honey.
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We'll see you on
Monday, Mr. Carlson.
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- I'll be here.
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- Lunch will be ready
in a minute, Dennis.
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- OK, mom!
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- Say, if boys?
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You know that Miss
Cathcart that lives
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over the other side of the park?
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- Sure we do!
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- Does she have a gardener?
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- I don't think she has.
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- Well, I guess I'll call
on her, first chance I get.
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Bye, boys!
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- Bye Mr. Carlson!
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- Bye!
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Hey, Tommy!
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Let's go over to good
ol' Miss Cathcart's!
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I'll bet she'll buy a Valentine!
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- Sure she will!
- Come on!
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- Hi, Miss Cathcart!
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- Hello, boys!
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- Hey, a man was asking about you
- Man?
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Who?
Where?
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Where?
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- Just a little
while ago. he said
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he'd been wanting to call
on you for a long time.
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- Oh my goodness!
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Who is he?
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- The garden man-- Mr. Carlson.
- Oh, my!
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That's very interesting.
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- Say, Miss Cathcart, would
you like to buy a Valentine?
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- Valentines at
this time of year?
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Oh, no.
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- We're selling them
to make money with.
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- Well, I know, Dennis.
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But you see, a lady doesn't
want to buy a Valentine.
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She prefers to receive it
from someone she likes.
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- Like Mr. Dorfman, the mailman?
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- Well-- yes,
especially Mr. Dorfman.
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- 'Cause you're all
the time trying to get
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him to come to lunch, aren't ya?
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- Well, Dennis, a
man does get hungry.
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- You sure do like him, don't ya?
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You're all the time out
there waiting for him.
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- Well, that's in case
he has a letter for me.
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- I guess he likes you, too.
'Cause you know what he said?
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He said he keeps
his eye out for you.
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- He must have saw me in
my sunsuit yesterday.
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- Sure he did!
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And i was with him!
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And he must have liked
it, 'cause he was smiling!
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- I wish he'd stop smiling
and start talking.
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I've about lost
track of that man.
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Oh, well.
Bye!
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- Where you going?
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- The beauty parlor!
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- Bye!
- Bye!
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- Yeah, Tommy.
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Mr. Dorfman smiled so hard,
he almost choked to death!
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- Oh, I really have to keep my
eye out for that Miss Cathcart!
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She's done everything but set
a bear trap by the mailbox.
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- Oh?
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For instance?
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- Well, for one thing,
she sends herself
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letters with
insufficient postage
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so I'll have to come by
the house to collect.
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- Good heavens.
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So how did you beat that?
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- Paid for it out
of my own pocket.
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So far, I'm out about
a dollar and a half,
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but it was worth it.
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Say, Mr. Wilson-- you should've
seen her in her new sunsuit.
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I tried so hard
not to laugh that I
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gave myself a coughing spell.
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Hello there.
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Dennis!
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- Hi, Mr. Dorfman!
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Did you get Fremont
washed, Mr. Wilson?
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I hope he didn't mind
it behind his ears!
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- No, he didn't mind at all.
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In fact, Fremont likes to
do what he's told to do.
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Dennis, you're
sending in my leaves.
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- You like him, don't
you, Mr. Wilson?
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- Yes, I do.
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- Would you like to
give him a Valentine?
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- A Valentine for a dog?
- Sure!
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I showed them to a
woman up the street
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and she said they were dogeared.
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- Oh, Great Scott!
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- Say, would you like to
buy one, Mr. Dorfman?
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- Well, you and I are pretty
good friends, Dennis.
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I don't see any reason why
I shouldn't do you a favor.
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- Oh, oh, now
careful Mr. Dorfman.
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Sometimes the
slightest favor you
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do for him can lead
to a catastrophe.
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- Oh, I wouldn't say that.
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What possible harm can
come from my buying
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a Valentines from him?
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- I don't know.
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Just call it a premonition.
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Or something in the
air when he's around.
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Don't say you weren't warned
if it boomerangs on you!
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Well, so long Mr. Dorfman.
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And good luck!
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- Bye, Mr. Wilson.
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How much are they, Dennis?
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- Is a dime all right?
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- Oh, sure, that's all right.
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Here.
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Oh, you, uh, you keep it.
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I wouldn't know
what to do with it.
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- But you paid for it!
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- Well, I've got an idea.
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Why don't you give it to
somebody that you like?
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Will you do that?
- Sure!
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Thanks, Mr. Dorfman!
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- OK.
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- Say!
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I know who I'll give it to!
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She likes to have
people give her cards.
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She said so!
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- Fine.
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- Bye!
- Bye!
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- Boy, it sure is hard
selling Valentines.
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00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,596
- Well, we told you, son.
Maybe you'd better give up.
256
00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:32,231
- Heck, no!
257
00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:36,335
Say, dad, anytime is
good for a Valentine.
258
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,003
All you gotta do
is like somebody,
259
00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:39,571
an give them a Valentine.
260
00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,273
Then they know
that you love 'em!
261
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:44,543
Why don't you buy one
and give it to mom?
262
00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,278
- Oh no, you're not
going to trap me
263
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,213
into buying one of
those for your mother.
264
00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:49,481
- Trap?
265
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,283
- Can't you tell the
way he's twisting me
266
00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:53,218
around into buying
you a Valentine?
267
00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:55,454
- Well, come to think if
it, what's wrong with that?
268
00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:56,755
- Huh?
269
00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,090
- Well, I said what's
wrong with showing
270
00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,059
you love me by buying
me a Valentine?
271
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,761
- There's nothing wrong with
it, except this is summertime--
272
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,064
not Valentine time.
273
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:08,901
- Oh, but you would buy me one
if it were Valentine time?
274
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,370
- You know I would, honey.
275
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:14,273
- It isn't that
you don't love me?
276
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,241
- You know I love you.
277
00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:20,579
- Well, Valentines are
one way of proving it.
278
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,949
- You just don't go around
buying Valentine's every day.
279
00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,751
And it isn't that I
wouldn't buy you one.
280
00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:29,221
It-- it's just that
it's not the right time.
281
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,858
- Henry, it, uh, could
be the right time.
282
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,864
- Yeah, all right, son.
283
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:39,766
Here's a dime.
284
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,271
Happy Valentine, honey.
285
00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:47,239
- Oh, Henry.
286
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,208
How thoughtful of you.
287
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,677
- I'm sure a good
salesman, huh, dad?
288
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:52,945
- You sure are, son.
289
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,546
It's inherited.
290
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,582
From your mother's side.
291
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,054
- Goodness, what's this?
292
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,456
A Valentine!
293
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,225
Roses are red, violets are blue.
294
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,294
Please give me a sign
that you love me, too.
295
00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:12,297
It must be that new gardener
Tommy told me about.
296
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:14,066
A sign?
297
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,434
But how can I give him a sign?
298
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:29,948
Oh!
299
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,917
Tommy, you're just the
one I'm looking for.
300
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,552
Did you or Dennis
sell a Valentine
301
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:36,088
to Mr. Carlson or Mr. Dorfman?
- I didn't.
302
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,423
Maybe Dennis did.
303
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,657
- Well, it must be
one or the other.
304
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,359
Now, who could it be?
305
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,761
You see, some nice gentleman
put a Valentine in my mailbox.
306
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,129
Do you know who it was?
307
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,097
- No, ma'am!
308
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,532
- My, what a day!
309
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:48,267
Do you have any more Valentines?
310
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,234
- These are Valentines.
311
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:50,569
- All right, I'll take two.
312
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:51,537
How much are they?
313
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,371
- Dime apiece.
314
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:53,972
- Well, here's 50 cents.
315
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,240
Give me five.
316
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:56,575
I don't wanna overlook
anybody in case
317
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,211
I'm wrong about the
gentleman I mentioned.
318
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,146
- Gee, thanks, Miss Cathcart.
319
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:05,551
- Oh, thank you, Tommy!
320
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,419
- She bought five of them.
321
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,089
She said she didn't know
who gave her the Valentine.
322
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:13,158
So she's gonna give with
one to everybody she knows.
323
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,827
- Yeah!
324
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:19,231
You know, Tommy-- we haven't
been doing this thing right.
325
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,567
What you do is put a
card in the mailbox.
326
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,702
Then, when they don't
know who gave it to them,
327
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,605
they come to us and buy
Valentines for everybody
328
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:29,608
they know-- just
like Miss Cathcart!
329
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:30,943
- Yeah!
330
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:34,079
I can drop one in
Aunt Gloria's mailbox.
331
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,915
She's a dumb old teenager
with a lot of boyfriends!
332
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,718
I'll bet she'll buy a gillion!
333
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:42,688
- And the Thomas twins
that know all those girls!
334
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,390
They'll buy double,
because they won't
335
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,591
know who the cards are for!
336
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,493
- And that Mr. Forest
with the waxed
337
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:51,897
mustache-- you know, the one
that never remembers your name?
338
00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:53,432
- That' 'cause it's a boy's name.
339
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:58,170
And my dad says all he's
got on his mind is women!
340
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,705
- Gee!
341
00:13:59,706 --> 00:14:01,907
We'll have more than
enough money for swim fins!
342
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,676
- Say!
343
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:06,879
Maybe we'll even have enough for
our own private swimming pool!
344
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,081
- Yeah!
- Come on!
345
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:13,419
- My door mat!
346
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,054
It's gone!
347
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,656
Now, the one who shows up
with it, that'll be the one.
348
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:27,833
Oh!
349
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:29,735
- Well, hello, Dennis.
350
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,437
Selling any cards?
351
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:35,741
- I will as soon as people start
looking int heir mailboxes.
352
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:39,311
- Hey, Miss Cathcart's place is
in pretty bad shape, isn't it?
353
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,713
Lawn needs mowing.
354
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,082
Hedge hasn't been
clipped in a year.
355
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,084
Even the roses
haven't been cut back.
356
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,086
- You got a lot of work to do.
357
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,288
When are we gonna start?
358
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:49,789
- Well, Dennis, let's
see what kind of a deal
359
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,758
I can work out with Miss
Cathcart, first, eh?
360
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:59,498
- OK.
361
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:03,635
Well, I got good ol' Mr.
Carlson for you, Miss Cathcart!
362
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:04,570
- How do you do?
363
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,537
What a surprise!
364
00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,039
- No, it isn't.
365
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,742
I told you he was gonna call.
366
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,210
- Dennis, please.
367
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,212
- I go by your place
every day, Miss Cathcart.
368
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:17,216
I figured you needed
a man around here.
369
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,684
Is something wrong?
370
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,519
- No, no, nothing's the matter.
371
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,288
Just for a moment there,
I came all over woozy.
372
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,690
Come on in, I'll
give you a nice cup
373
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,225
of tea and some homemade cake.
374
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:27,359
- Well--
375
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:30,062
- It's swell cake, Mr. Carlson.
376
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,498
- Dennis, uh, there must be
something else you could do.
377
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:36,068
- What'd you have in
mind, Miss Cathcart?
378
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:39,204
- Well, Dennis, why don't
you think of something?
379
00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:41,574
Why don't you come
on in, Mr. Carlson.
380
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,581
- Say, Miss Cathcart--
381
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,550
- Please, Dennis,
don't bother me now.
382
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,886
I'm engaged at the
moment with Mr. Carlson.
383
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:58,957
- Valentines for sale!
384
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,459
Valentines for sa--
385
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,427
- Hey, Dennis!
386
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,761
- Hi, Tommy!
387
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,630
- I put Valentines in
all those mailboxes
388
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,899
on that side of the street.
389
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,033
- Swell!
390
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,035
You know, Tommy,
when people start
391
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:12,037
looking in their
mailboxes, that's
392
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,807
the time when we ought
to start selling them!
393
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,509
- Valentines for sale!
394
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:18,945
- Hi, Mr. Dorfman!
- Hello, boys.
395
00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:20,713
- You still delivering?
396
00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:23,048
- I have a registered
letter for Miss Cathcart.
397
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:25,518
- Hey Mr. Dorfman, look
at my swell mustache!
398
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,925
- That's a pretty funny one!
Where'd you get it?
399
00:16:32,926 --> 00:16:36,428
- From Miss Cathcart--
it fell off her eye.
400
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,397
- Well, you ought to return it.
401
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,765
- I tried to.
402
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,266
But she came to
the door and said
403
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,335
she was busy being
engaged to Mr. Carlson.
404
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,236
- Engaged?
405
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,571
Well, that's wonderful!
406
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,573
Uh, who is this Carlson?
407
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:51,343
- You know him-- he's the
landscape garden man.
408
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,346
- Oh, I-I think you must
be mistaken, Dennis.
409
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,616
Why, that Mr. Carlson is
married and has six kids.
410
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:58,951
- Yeah!
411
00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:01,820
He's in her house
right now, eating cake.
412
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,789
- Eating-- why, I
can't believe it.
413
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:07,192
He's a lodge brother of mi--
oh, I think you misunderstood,
414
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:07,927
Dennis.
415
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:08,627
- No, I didn't.
416
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,029
I was with him.
417
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:13,032
He told her she needed
a man around the place,
418
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:16,769
and I guess she thought so,
too. 'Cause she asked him in.
419
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:19,738
That's when my mustache
fell off her eye.
420
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,240
- And then what?
421
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,676
- Well, a minute later
when I rang her doorbell,
422
00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:27,246
she came to the door and
said she was being engaged.
423
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,682
- Lodge brother or no
lodge brother, that's
424
00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:31,450
the most contemptible
thing I ever heard of,
425
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:34,253
and I'm gonna put a stop to it.
426
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,721
- Come on, Tommy.
427
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,090
Valentines for sale!
428
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,061
- More tea?
429
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:42,795
- Oh, no, no.
430
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:43,629
No, thank you.
431
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:44,430
- Oh, well more sugar?
432
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,130
- No, no thank you.
433
00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:46,465
- Oh, more cake?
434
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:47,599
- No, uh, no, thank you.
435
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,234
I really haven't time.
436
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,936
Now, uh, do I understand
you correctly,
437
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,504
Miss Cathcart,
that uh, you'd like
438
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,740
me to do a little
work around the house?
439
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,642
- Oh, well, a little, perhaps.
440
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:57,576
I'd help.
441
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,511
- Why, I wouldn't want that.
442
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:00,879
Speaking frankly,
in my line of work,
443
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,349
a woman just gets in the way.
444
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,851
- Oh, my, you're so
masculine, Mr. Carlson.
445
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,320
I wouldn't think of interfering
if that's the way you want it.
446
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,856
- Well, that's the way it would
have to be if I'm engaged.
447
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,825
- Engaged?
Engaged!
448
00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:15,227
[forceful knocking]
449
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,196
- Who in the world is that?
450
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,130
- Who cares?
451
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,165
Engaged!
452
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,568
Oh, I'll be right back.
453
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:28,040
Oh!
454
00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,508
Too late, Mr. Dorfman!
Too late!
455
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,043
- What do you mean, I'm too late?
- Well, I'm engaged.
456
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:31,710
- Where is he?
457
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:32,544
Where is he?
458
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:33,812
- In there.
459
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:35,314
- Where the blazes
are you, Carlson?
460
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,116
You may be a lodge brother
of mine, but believe me,
461
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,917
this is the worst
thing I ever heard of!
462
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,853
Carlson, you ought to
be ashamed of yourself!
463
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,554
- For what?
464
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,256
- Trying to take advantage of
this sweet little lady, here.
465
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,858
- Don't be a poor
loser, Mr. Dorfman.
466
00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:47,559
- What in blazes are
you talking about?
467
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,661
- Trying to get yourself
engaged to this lady here!
468
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:50,829
That's what I'm talking about!
469
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,231
- Engaged?
470
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,198
Well, the only engagement
I wanted from her
471
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:54,366
was to be her gardener!
472
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,068
I'm getting out of here!
473
00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:57,169
- But Dennis said--
474
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,203
- Dennis said she
needed a gardener.
475
00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:00,172
That's all he said!
- What?
476
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:00,907
Jerome!
477
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:01,774
Wait a minute!
478
00:19:01,775 --> 00:19:03,008
Jerome, wait a minute.
479
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,009
Let me explain!
480
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:04,877
- Now gentlemen, please wait.
481
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:06,378
Both of you, wait.
482
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,280
Who sent the Valentine?
- Not me!
483
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,314
- I didn't!
484
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,315
- Now, Jerome, I wanna apologize.
485
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,318
- Good-bye, Miss Cathcart.
486
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,188
- Who took my doormat?
487
00:19:25,699 --> 00:19:26,899
- Oh, hello, Miss Cathcart.
488
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,534
I believe this is yours?
489
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:29,435
- Mr. Wilson!
490
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:32,237
And you a married man!
491
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,373
- Why, I don't see what
that has to do with it.
492
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,575
- You have my doormat!
- Oh, I know.
493
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,444
I couldn't help it.
I'm trying to return it.
494
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:39,411
It's just a sign of--
495
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,713
- A sign!
496
00:19:40,714 --> 00:19:42,181
That's exactly what
I'm talking about!
497
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,582
- Why, Miss Cathcart,
I think you've
498
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,818
been spending too
much time in the sun.
499
00:19:45,819 --> 00:19:46,785
- Oh!
500
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,454
You saw me in my sunsuit!
501
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,957
Mr. Wilson, go back to your
wife and try to forget.
502
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,925
- Yes, yes, I'll do that.
503
00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:55,928
- And don't send me
anymore Valentines!
504
00:19:55,929 --> 00:20:00,866
- Miss Cathcart, I
didn't send-- Dennis.
505
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,801
(SHOUTING) Dennis!
506
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:06,372
- But I don't have any
Valentines in stock.
507
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:09,875
I threw out my old
ones this morning.
508
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,711
A boy named Dennis
Mitchell took them.
509
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,712
All right.
510
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,482
Sorry.
511
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:19,018
This is the strangest thing.
512
00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:22,454
During the last hour, I've
had at least ten calls
513
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,424
from teenagers asking
for Valentines.
514
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:27,126
There seems to be a run on them.
515
00:20:27,127 --> 00:20:29,062
And in July, of all things!
516
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:40,739
- Well, needless to say, I
was extremely embarrassed.
517
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:44,510
Well, after I talked with
Mr. Dorfman and Mr. Carlson,
518
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:48,947
we agreed that the rest of those
Valentines have just got to go.
519
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:52,084
- Yes, I should say so.
520
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,552
- That's right, son.
521
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:54,720
We'll just have to throw
the rest of them away.
522
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,388
They've caused too much trouble.
523
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,390
- Well, I predicted
just that when
524
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,292
he tried to sell me
one this morning.
525
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,962
- But all I was trying to
do was make some money
526
00:21:03,063 --> 00:21:04,897
and buy some swim fins with.
527
00:21:04,898 --> 00:21:08,801
And besides-- people feel
good when they get Valentines.
528
00:21:08,802 --> 00:21:12,071
- Yes, people like
poor Miss Cathcart.
529
00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:14,606
- Tell you what I'll do, Dennis.
530
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,542
I'll buy the rest
of those Valentines
531
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:19,912
from you for, uh, 10 cents
apiece and dispose of them
532
00:21:19,913 --> 00:21:21,413
myself.
533
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,649
That way, uh, you'll be
able to get your swim fins
534
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:26,318
and I'll be able
to get some peace.
535
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:29,755
- But people are gonna start
buying them any minute.
536
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,090
- Never mind that, Dennis.
537
00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:32,891
You don't have to
do that, Mr. Wilson.
538
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,393
- Oh, it's perfectly all right.
539
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,261
After all, the boy wasn't
deliberately trying
540
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:37,763
to do mischief.
541
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:38,630
All right, Dennis.
542
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:39,898
Go get the cards.
543
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:42,201
- OK.
544
00:21:42,202 --> 00:21:46,205
- Ah, well, now that
this is out of the way,
545
00:21:46,206 --> 00:21:49,808
I'm going home, cook an early
dinner, and go right to bed.
546
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,678
I'm extremely bushed.
547
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,213
Well, I'm sorry, Gloria.
548
00:21:54,214 --> 00:21:55,615
But we don't have
any Valentines.
549
00:21:55,949 --> 00:21:57,282
- But mom!
550
00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:58,884
- But we heard that
Dennis was selling them.
551
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,486
We just have to have Valentines!
552
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,287
- Well, Dennis had
some Valentines,
553
00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:04,590
but Mr. Wilson next
door bought them all.
554
00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:08,427
- OK!
Sorry I bothered you!
555
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,763
- No, no, we don't
have any Valentines.
556
00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:12,698
{\an8}My little boy had some,
but the neighbor next door
557
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:14,266
{\an8}bought them all.
558
00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:18,537
{\an8}Why don't you try the art store,
or Mr. Gibson's gift shop?
559
00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:20,339
{\an8}Oh, there's a run on them?
560
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,774
{\an8}Well, I-I'm sorry.
561
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,610
{\an8}Mr. Wilson next door
bought all we had.
562
00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:26,679
{\an8}- What on earth?
563
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,347
- See?
564
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:30,382
I told you people are gonna
start buying them pretty soon!
565
00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:31,684
- Dennis, I don't know
what you've done,
566
00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:34,586
but you've started
a-a-a run on Valentines!
567
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:36,722
- And in July!
[telephone ringing]
568
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:40,592
Oh, my!
[door bell]
569
00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:44,763
- No, we don't have
any Valentines!
570
00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,231
[door bell]
571
00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:47,232
- Meh!
572
00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:48,634
[grunts]
573
00:22:48,635 --> 00:22:51,637
Who in the world is that?
574
00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:57,509
What-- oh, for Heavens
sakes, how can that be?
575
00:22:57,510 --> 00:23:00,446
Just when I got
sound asleep, too!
576
00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:02,414
I'm coming!
577
00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:05,284
Sakes, you don't have to
wear out the door bell.
578
00:23:05,285 --> 00:23:06,719
Who can this be?
579
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,187
- Oh!
580
00:23:08,188 --> 00:23:09,655
Are you the Mr. Wilson
with the Valentine cards?
581
00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:10,689
- What, miss?
582
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:11,590
- We just have to
have Valentines!
583
00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:13,125
Do you have them for sale?
584
00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:14,626
- Well, I have some, but I
don't want to sell them.
585
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:16,428
You see, I-I was sound asleep.
586
00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:17,262
- Hey!
587
00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:17,863
Here they are, kids!
588
00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:18,797
- Yeah!
589
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,733
- There they are!
590
00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:21,700
- Hey!
591
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,102
- Here!
592
00:23:23,103 --> 00:23:24,069
- Hey, hey look!
593
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:25,437
Look!
Hey, hey!
594
00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:26,905
Here's a good one!
595
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,308
O, distant regal beauty,
sailing as a satellite,
596
00:23:29,309 --> 00:23:33,445
give up your apagi and paragi
and date with me tonight.
597
00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:35,247
Hey, that'd be a
good on for Dorothy!
598
00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:38,283
Don't you think so, Mr. Wilson?
599
00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:39,752
- Great Scott!
600
00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:42,154
- How much do you want
for this, Mr. Wilson?
601
00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:44,757
- Oh, uh, Dennis wanted a
dime, but you see, I-I don't--
602
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:46,492
- Are you the man that
started this thing?
603
00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:47,960
- Well, no!
I tried to stop it!
604
00:23:47,961 --> 00:23:50,095
You see, I bought these cards.
605
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,930
- Well, my paper wants the
story--- human interest--
606
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,566
you've started another
Valentine's Day in July.
607
00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:55,701
- I didn't start it!
608
00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:57,369
I tried to stop it!
609
00:23:57,370 --> 00:23:58,771
- Now, would you stand up on this
step over here, please, sir?
610
00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:00,272
That's it-- right up
there in the first step.
611
00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:01,874
That's it.
Right there.
612
00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:03,475
Now, young man, if you'll
stand there, and young lady,
613
00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:04,877
if you'll stand here and
hold the cards up here so
614
00:24:04,878 --> 00:24:05,878
we can see the cards.
615
00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:07,146
That's fine, that's the way!
616
00:24:07,147 --> 00:24:08,614
Everybody smile
and say, 'cheese.'
617
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:09,648
- Cheese!
618
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,417
- One more, we'll take one more--
619
00:24:11,418 --> 00:24:14,153
- All right, all
right now, all right.
620
00:24:14,154 --> 00:24:15,287
Simmer down, simmer down.
621
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:16,622
Now, who's selling the cards?
622
00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,057
- That's the man, officer.
- Mr. Wilson was.
623
00:24:18,058 --> 00:24:19,625
- Are you the man that's
peddling the cards?
624
00:24:19,626 --> 00:24:20,859
- Well, I guess so.
625
00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:22,094
They seem to be
buying them, but I--
626
00:24:22,095 --> 00:24:23,295
- Do you have the license?
- License?
627
00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:24,797
Well no, I don't.
628
00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:26,799
- Look, we've been getting
complaints all afternoon
629
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,934
about someone peddling
Valentine's Day cards.
630
00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:30,736
Now, I think you'd
better come with me.
631
00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:31,437
- Oh, now, officer--
632
00:24:31,438 --> 00:24:32,771
- Say!
633
00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:34,139
Is this the man that's
selling the cards?
634
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,140
- Yes, he was.
- Yes, officer.
635
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,408
- Yes.
636
00:24:36,409 --> 00:24:37,276
- All right, just
come quietly, mister.
637
00:24:37,277 --> 00:24:38,177
This is--
638
00:24:38,178 --> 00:24:40,346
- Oh!
But I-- I--
639
00:24:40,347 --> 00:24:41,847
- All right, now, that's it.
640
00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:43,615
The sergeant wants to see you.
641
00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:44,883
- But you're mistaken!
642
00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:46,919
- Now, just come along
quietly, mister.
643
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:47,519
- (SHOUTING) Help!
644
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:48,454
Mitchell!
645
00:24:48,455 --> 00:24:49,088
Help!
646
00:24:49,089 --> 00:24:49,788
Mitchell!
647
00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:50,756
Alice!
Dennis!
648
00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:54,394
Dennis.
649
00:25:03,737 --> 00:25:04,771
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