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- Gee, dad, your shaving
lotion sure smells good!
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- Thank you, Dennis.
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Wait a minute-- I didn't
use any this morning.
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- I know.
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I smelled it up in the bathroom.
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- What's the dustpan for?
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- Well, gee, dad-- we
wouldn't want good old mom
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to step on all
that broken glass.
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{\an8}[theme music]
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{\an8}- Shh!
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Gotta keep watchin'
all the time, Joey.
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Africa's full of lions and
tigers-- fierce giraffes.
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Don't be scared,
Joey, but a native
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is watching us from
behind that tree.
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Hello there, native!
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Oomba, oomba, oomba!
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- Oomba, oomba, oomba.
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- He's friendly I'll
ask him if he's
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seen the nest of the
Great White Eagle.
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Oomba, oomba, oomba?
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- Oomba, oomba, oomba.
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- He says it's out there
by the water hole.
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We'll sneak up on him.
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Now, we gotta shoot fast,
so get your sling shot out.
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Shh!
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Don't make any noise.
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If that old eagle hears us
comin', he'll fly down and bite
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us.
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Load up and take aim.
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He's due any second.
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And this time, we've
got to get him.
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[cuckoo]
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- There goes the fastest
bird in the jungle, Joey.
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We won't see that old
eagle again for an hour.
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- One o'clock, Joey.
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Time for you to go home.
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- But he can't go home, mom!
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We're playing something
very important.
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- Oh, I'm sure you are, dear.
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But Joey's mother wants
to take him downtown
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and buy him some new shoes.
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- You don't need new
shoes, do ya, Joey?
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See, mom?
So it's OK.
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Can he stay?
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- No, he can't.
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His mommy said he had to
be home by one o'clock.
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Come on, Joey.
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- But what'll I do?
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- Well, why don't you go out and
find someone else to play with?
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- I'll look.
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But i probably
won't find anybody.
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- Ah.
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Oh, boy.
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I hope this doesn't develop
into one of those days.
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- What's a 'those' day?
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- That's a day when
Dennis has nothing to do.
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The last time it happened,
he oiled all the hinges
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in the house.
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Remember?
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- Oh, yeah!
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With peanut butter!
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Ooh, you could smell
it all over the house.
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- Well, I guess I'd
better get back
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to making sandwiches
for the bridge club.
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Oh, by the way--
I thought you were
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going to fix the
bread board for me.
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- Oh, I was, honey.
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But I-I went to get the can of
wood cement, and it was empty.
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I would have sworn it
was a new can, too.
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- Well, you'd better
get another can.
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Dennis probably got into it.
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- The only thing Dennis
doesn't get into
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is his bed when
it's his bedtime.
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- Dennis, we're not deaf in here.
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One ring is enough.
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I was!
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doing, "Shave and a
Haircut, Six Bits."
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- Yes, I know you were.
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Don't do it again.
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- Wanna come out and play?
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- No, I don't.
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Go play with your friends.
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- Nobody's home.
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I haven't anything to do.
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- Well, uh, go home and
play with your father.
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- He's gonna play golf.
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- Well, I'm sorry,
Dennis, but Mrs. Wilson
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wants me to wash the windows.
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And then I'm going bowling.
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Now, good-bye.
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[doorbell]
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- I said, good-bye.
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- Does Mrs. Wilson wanna
come out and play?
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- No!
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That kid drives me crazy!
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- Oh, forget about little Dennis.
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Think about your
bowling tournament.
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- I am.
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I'm going to lose.
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- Well, a few minutes ago, you
said you were going to win.
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- Well, I've changed my mind.
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My arm is in the best
shape of my bowling career,
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and my average is at
a new, all time high.
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But I'm going to lose.
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- Well, why do you say that?
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- Well, Martha, this
may sound crazy,
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but I've had a premonition.
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It came to me when Dennis said,
'I haven't anything to do.'
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- Hey, dad?
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Why don't me and you
go out on the patio
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and do some putting wile
you're waiting for you ride?
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- OK, son.
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I think that's a keen idea.
- Me, too!
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I think that's a--
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[honking]
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- Oh, I'm sorry, son.
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That's my ride.
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- OK.
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- We'll practice later, son.
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Bye, honey!
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- Bye!
Good luck!
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- Bye, son.
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[sighs]
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- Tell me about
grandpa's letter again.
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- Well, he said he was
getting over his cold,
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and, um, well, let's see.
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Tell Dennis that I walked
by the pond yesterday,
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and his raft was still floating.
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Some boys were using
it to get cattails.
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- That was a swell raft.
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- I certainly do
miss little Dennis.
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Tell him I had the sofa
cleaned, and the stain came out.
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Love, Grandpa.
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- Is that all about me?
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- That's all.
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- What'll I do now?
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- Well, why don't you
run outside and play?
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- There's nobody to play with.
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This is the worst Saturday
I can ever remember.
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Nothing to do.
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Everybody else has
something to do.
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Eric Randall's
getting vaccinated.
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Joey's getting new shoes.
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You're playing bridge.
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Daddy's playing golf.
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Mr. Wilson's going bowling.
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Mrs. Wilson let me play with
his bowling ball yesterday.
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They're no fun.
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I could hardly lift it.
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I'm probably the only
kid in the whole world
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that has nothing to do.
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- Poor Dennis.
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- Poor Dennis!
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- Nothing to do.
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- Nothing to do!
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- I think the Wilsons
have their sprinkler on.
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- What?
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- Why don't you put
on your swim trunks
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and go over and ask Mrs. Wilson
if you can run through it?
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- Say, that's a good idea!
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And maybe before Mr.
Wilson goes bowling,
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he'll have time enough to
run through it with me!
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- Oh, no!
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I wouldn't count
on that, Dennis!
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And don't you bother Mr. Wilson.
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You know he gets
upset sometimes.
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- Good old Mr. Wilson is
one of my best friends!
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And I wouldn't do
anything to upset him!
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[laughing]
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- Hi, Mr. Wilson!
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- He's still out there!
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- He isn't hurting
anything, George.
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- He-he's taken the
sprinkler off the hose.
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- Well, the lawn's
still getting water.
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- I know, but I'm nervous enough
about this bowling tournament,
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and he just makes it worse!
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[telephone ringing]
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- Hello?
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- George, this is Foster.
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How's the world's worst bowler?
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- Well, how would I know?
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The world's worst bowler
wears a police uniform.
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{\an8}- Well, we'll settle
that this afternoon.
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{\an8}Want me to pick
you up around 4:00?
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- OK.
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Ah, just don't forget
to bring that trophy.
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This year, you're
going to lose it!
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Bye!
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Oh, boy, am I lying.
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Martha, I-I still
have that premonition.
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- Oh, now don't worry, dear.
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Of course you're going to win.
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- Yeah?
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I hope you're right.
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[splattering]
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Dennis!
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What do you think you're doing?
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- I washed your window for you!
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Do you want me to
do another one?
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MALE SPEAKER
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- Boy, am I glad to see you!
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You're my best friend!
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You know that?
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Well, you are!
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Boy, now we're
gonna have some fun!
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00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:02,194
Wanna play cowboy?
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I'll be Jesse James!
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00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,798
- No, thanks.
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00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,132
- Where you goin'?
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- My grandpa's house!
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00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:12,204
- Oh, I don't like to
play with you, anyway.
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00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:15,308
And you're not my
best friend anymore!
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Can I come with ya?
Can I?
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I'm gonna give good ol'
mom just one more chance.
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- Oh mom!
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I'm home!
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- I'm in here, Dennis.
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- Poor Grandpa.
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- What?
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- Poor Grandpa, way out there
in the country with a bad cold,
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and he hasn't seen me
for a long, long, time.
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- Well, I'm sure he misses
you very much, dear.
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- Well, then why don't we just
say phooey to that old bridge
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game and go to Grandpa's house
right now and cheer him up?
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- Well, Dennis, you know
we can't possibly do that.
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He lives much too far away.
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00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,790
And then we'd have to take
a bag and stay overnight.
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00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:08,093
And that would leave your
father here all alone.
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Now, you wouldn't
want that, would you?
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- Sure!
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He'd like it!
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He's always saying, "Can we
please have a little peace
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and quiet around here?"
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With you and me
away, he'd get it!
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- I'm sorry, dear.
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Really, I am.
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Why don't you go upstairs and
sail your boat in the bathtub.
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GLADYS (OFFSCREEN):
Yoo hoo, Alice?
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- Coming, Gladys!
Come on.
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You remember Mrs. Armstrong.
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Come say hello to her.
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- Oh, no!
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She kisses!
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- Hi, Alice!
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- Hello, Gladys.
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- How are you?
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- Fine.
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- How's the family?
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- Oh, we're all fine, except
that Dennis is upstairs
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being s little
unhappy at the moment.
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- Oh, well is there, uh, anything
I can do to-to cheer him up?
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- No, no, no, I don't think so.
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You see, he's-he's fretting
because I wouldn't pack a bag
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and take him to his grandpa's.
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00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:19,866
- Hey, kid!
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00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:34,680
You lost?
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00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:35,881
- No, sir!
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I only get lost in
department stores!
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00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:40,152
- Where you going?
260
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,121
- I'm walking to my grandpa's.
261
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,689
He's lonesome.
262
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,657
Where are you goin'?
263
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,659
- Well, not to our grandpa's.
264
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,660
Where's your grandpa live?
265
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,230
- Just outside Emerson City.
266
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:54,099
- You're going the wrong way.
267
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,635
- Gee, it's lucky you told me.
268
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:57,636
I'll turn around.
269
00:13:57,637 --> 00:13:58,537
- Wait a minute!
270
00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,538
You know it's 40 miles?
271
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,141
How do you expect
to walk that far?
272
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,277
You'd better get in the car.
273
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,946
- You gonna take me
to my grandpa's?
274
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,048
- I think we better
take you home.
275
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,283
Where do you live?
276
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:17,523
- What if I told you I live
just outside Emerson City?
277
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:18,824
- It wouldn't work.
278
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:19,825
What's your name?
279
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:22,061
- Jesse James.
280
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,363
- Oh, I see.
281
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,499
I'll show you how this
works-- psychology.
282
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,335
You know, we could have
a swell gang together.
283
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:30,336
- Really?
284
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,770
- Uh-huh.
Now, you'll We Jesse James, see?
285
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,072
- OK.
286
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,673
- And I'll be the sheriff
that captures you.
287
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:38,711
- Hey!
288
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,646
I captured you instead!
289
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:41,981
- Now look here!
290
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,582
- Take it easy, Oscar.
291
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:44,784
Psychology, remember?
292
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,255
Hmm.
293
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:54,927
You know, I have a little boy
at home just about your age.
294
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:57,596
Where was he trying to get to?
295
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:58,163
- No, he's mine.
296
00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,298
I'm his daddy.
297
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,734
And do you know
what his name is?
298
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,736
It's Freddie.
299
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:04,938
- Freddie?
300
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,206
I used to have a
rabbit named Freddie.
301
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,574
It's a pretty good name.
302
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,109
- Well, sure.
303
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,910
What's your name?
304
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:12,845
- Jesse James.
305
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:15,314
- OK, OK!
306
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:18,817
Say, how would you like
to take a ride down
307
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,286
to the police station?
308
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,756
- Why don't we plan
it someday when
309
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,724
I'm not going to my grandpa's?
310
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,962
- Well, there might be an
ice cream cone down there.
311
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,462
- Really?
312
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,664
- And I might even run the
siren for you a little bit.
313
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:33,932
- Wow!
314
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:39,571
I've never heard a
siren from the inside!
315
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,107
[siren]
316
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,382
- Where are the ice cream cones?
317
00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,688
- Well, who are you?
318
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:56,622
- All right, kid!
319
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,257
Now gimme back my hat!
320
00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,692
- And I want my badge!
321
00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:00,526
- Hey, hold it.
322
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:01,593
Hold it.
323
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:02,761
What's the matter
with you two, shoutin'
324
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:03,829
at a little kid like this?
325
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,065
- Yeah, what's the matter?
326
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:10,169
- Sarge, this kid
is hard to handle.
327
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,037
- What did you bring him in for?
328
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:14,506
- Ice cream cones.
329
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:17,276
- Sarge, he was starting
out on a 40 mile walk.
330
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:18,911
We just wanted to make
sure he didn't get lost.
331
00:16:18,912 --> 00:16:21,113
- And he won't tell us his name!
332
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,582
- Well, I imagine
he'll talk to me.
333
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,684
- Watch yourself, Sarge.
334
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,386
- This kid is greased lightning!
335
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,555
- Look, I've been on
the force 22 years.
336
00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:32,057
I've handled more runaway
little boys than you
337
00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:33,792
two have given out
parking tickets.
338
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,662
Now, aheh, watch this.
339
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,263
Maybe you can learn something.
340
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:38,831
- OK.
341
00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,566
We warned ya.
342
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:41,533
- Hello, there!
343
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,469
- Hi!
344
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,903
- Running away, huh?
345
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,405
- No, sir.
346
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,475
I was going to my grandpa's
just outside Emerson City.
347
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:52,878
- Oh, and that's when these two
nice officers picked you up
348
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,079
when you got lost, eh?
349
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,915
- I wasn't lost.
350
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:59,551
- How would you like for
us to take you home?
351
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,154
- No, I don't so.
352
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,393
- What's your name?
353
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,427
- Jesse James.
354
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,330
- Oh, right out of
the wild west, huh?
355
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:14,600
- Sure.
356
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,403
- How would you like
to play a little game?
357
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,038
- All eight.
358
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,706
- Now, you be Jesse James, huh?
359
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:21,674
- OK!
360
00:17:21,675 --> 00:17:22,741
- You know who I'll be?
361
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,877
- Who?
- Don't say it, Sarge.
362
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,047
- I'll be the sheriff!
363
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,066
- There!
364
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,701
Gladys, would you
mind carrying this in,
365
00:17:48,702 --> 00:17:50,069
and I'll bring the
coffee and cups.
366
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,071
- Aren't you gonna give
little Dennis any cake?
367
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,073
- Oh, Gladys, the
times Dennis plays
368
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,775
quietly upstairs is so
few and far between,
369
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,444
I wouldn't disturb
him for anything.
370
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:02,648
If he wants something,
he'll let us know.
371
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,383
- Billy?
372
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:06,452
Bobby?
373
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,253
Peter?
Henry?
374
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,521
Jackie?
375
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:10,823
George?
376
00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:12,658
Rumpelstiltskin?
377
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:13,892
- You're not even warm!
378
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,462
- Oh, I should have
been a plumber.
379
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:18,130
- Don't give up so easy!
380
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:21,935
If you guess mine,
I'll guess yours!
381
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:23,869
- Well, Mooney, wish me luck.
382
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,505
I'm off to win that
cup for the third time.
383
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:27,539
- Good luck, Chief!
384
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,340
- Gee!
385
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,043
You're the Chief of Police?
386
00:18:31,044 --> 00:18:32,411
- I sure am.
387
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:33,812
And who are you?
388
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:36,515
- That's what we've been trying
to find out all afternoon.
389
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,851
- Oh.
390
00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:40,619
A runaway, huh?
391
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,287
- Yeah, something like that.
392
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,757
- Well, make friends
with the boy.
393
00:18:44,758 --> 00:18:46,158
Play with him.
394
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:47,961
He'll tell us his name.
395
00:18:48,061 --> 00:18:50,295
- I been playing with him.
396
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,766
- He wouldn't let me play
with his handcuffs, though.
397
00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:55,200
- Oh, come on now, Sergeant.
398
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:56,468
Let him have your handcuffs.
399
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,837
How could he hurt them?
400
00:18:58,838 --> 00:18:59,805
- Yes, sir.
401
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,508
- Oh, boy!
402
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:05,711
OK if I handcuff
your ankles together?
403
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,012
- What?
404
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,447
You-you've got the key,
haven't you, Mooney?
405
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:12,484
- Yes sir, but I
don't think, uh--
406
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,453
- All right, go ahead, son.
407
00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:18,490
Where was he found?
408
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,026
- Uh, the boys in Car 32
found him with his suitcase
409
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,062
on the corner of
4th and Elm Street.
410
00:19:23,063 --> 00:19:25,464
- Any identification
in the suitcase?
411
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:29,101
- Pair of pajamas, some
underwear, and a toothbrush.
412
00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:31,637
- Now, let's see you chase me!
413
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,405
- Why, I-- oh!
414
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:34,807
I-I can't!
415
00:19:34,808 --> 00:19:36,809
You've got me handcuffed.
416
00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:39,778
- Sure, I have!
417
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,348
Anybody ever escape from them?
- Nope.
418
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,516
Not in 22 years.
419
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,787
- Well, I guess you're
my prisoner, then.
420
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,489
- I guess I am, too.
421
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,825
And we're going to be good
friends, too, aren't we?
422
00:19:52,826 --> 00:19:53,692
- Sure!
423
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,727
- You see?
424
00:19:54,728 --> 00:19:56,061
This is the way to handle them.
425
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:59,865
Now, are you going to
unlock your friend?
426
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,800
- I haven't got the key.
427
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,736
- Give him the key, Mooney.
428
00:20:03,737 --> 00:20:09,875
- Oops!
429
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,477
I dropped it!
430
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,813
- Yes, you get their confidence
and they'll tell you anything.
431
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,281
Won't you, little boy?
432
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:17,483
DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Sure!
433
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:19,885
- You know, I've
always prided myself
434
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,821
on my ability to
handle children.
435
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,457
- Uh-huh.
436
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:29,161
- Now, what do you
want to tell me?
437
00:20:29,162 --> 00:20:32,398
- I dropped the key to the
handcuffs down the grating.
438
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:38,737
- What?
439
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:39,738
Oh!
440
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:43,108
Can you see it, Sergeant?
441
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,843
- It's straight
down about 10 feet.
442
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:49,214
- Oh, my-- now see
what you've done?
443
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:50,516
- I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to.
444
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,885
I didn't mean to.
- Wait a minute, Chief.
445
00:20:52,886 --> 00:20:54,253
I'll go get the master key.
446
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,821
- Yes, well hurry up, Sergeant.
447
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:58,090
I've got to pick up a friend
o mine, and I'm late already.
448
00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,191
- What time is it?
449
00:20:59,192 --> 00:21:01,160
- It's almost 4:00.
450
00:21:01,161 --> 00:21:05,564
- Gee, I guess I won't be able
to play with you anymore.
451
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:06,899
- What do you mean?
452
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:10,102
- Well, my mother's probably
through playing bridge.
453
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:12,071
And my dad's back from golf.
454
00:21:12,072 --> 00:21:15,074
And good ol' Joey's back
from getting new shoes.
455
00:21:15,075 --> 00:21:17,576
I'm going home and
play with them.
456
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:18,944
- Wait a minute!
457
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,512
How are you going to get home?
458
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:21,280
- I'm gonna walk!
459
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,382
It's only 2 - 1/2 blocks.
460
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:29,521
Bye!
461
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,924
- I got it, Chief!
- Well, it's about time!
462
00:21:31,925 --> 00:21:33,125
Get me out of these things!
463
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,326
- Here, hold the tool.
464
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:35,094
- Wha--?
465
00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:36,595
- Where's the kid?
466
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,964
- Oh, I-I found out where he
lived and I sent him home.
467
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,099
Hurry up, Mooney!
468
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:41,233
I'll miss that tournament!
469
00:21:41,234 --> 00:21:45,237
- Yes, sir, I'm hurrying!
- Well?
470
00:21:45,238 --> 00:21:49,776
- Oh.
471
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:55,247
This is going to hand
you a real laugh, Chief.
472
00:21:55,248 --> 00:21:56,548
- Yeah?
473
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:59,184
- Remember when I said the
handcuffs were 22 years old?
474
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:02,721
Well, the master key only
unlocks the new handcuffs.
475
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,456
- Hand you a laugh, huh?
476
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:06,925
Well, Mooney, that laugh is
apt to land you back on a beat!
477
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:10,062
Now have the maintenance man
get the key out of those pipes
478
00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:11,363
right away!
479
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:12,431
- Today is Saturday--
he's got the weekend off.
480
00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:15,467
- He's what?
[telephone ringing]
481
00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,070
- Well, answer the phone!
482
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,640
Sergeant Mooney.
483
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:22,508
Just a second.
484
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:23,542
It's for you, Chief.
485
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:24,743
A Mr. Wilson.
486
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:27,946
- Oh.
487
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,281
Hello?
488
00:22:29,282 --> 00:22:31,183
Yes, yes, I know I'm late.
489
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:33,352
And I'm apt to be
a whole lot later.
490
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:35,921
I probably won't
get there at all.
491
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,222
- W-w-what happened?
492
00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:42,227
- Oh, some kid handcuffed
my ankles together.
493
00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:45,597
- A-a-and lost the key?
494
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:46,765
Oh.
495
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:48,233
that's too bad.
496
00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:51,737
I-- I guess I'll just have
to run along without you.
497
00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:54,173
Well, you'll have a chance
at the trophy next year.
498
00:22:54,174 --> 00:22:56,709
Uh, good-bye.
Yeow!
499
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:57,609
Hey!
500
00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,111
Hey, Martha!
Martha!
501
00:22:59,112 --> 00:23:00,813
Martha, come in here!
- For Heaven's sakes, what is it?
502
00:23:00,814 --> 00:23:03,415
- Clean off the mantelpiece,
make room for the trophy.
503
00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:06,118
The only person who
could possibly beat me
504
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:07,753
won't be there!
505
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:08,587
- Oh!
506
00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:10,055
- Isn't that wonderful?
507
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:10,723
Premonitions!
508
00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:12,091
Phooey!
509
00:23:12,092 --> 00:23:14,059
I'll see you later, honey!
510
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,060
- Good luck!
511
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,262
- Oh, thank you!
512
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,499
- Hi, honey!
513
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,067
How was the bridge game?
514
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,135
- Very exciting.
515
00:23:23,136 --> 00:23:24,503
You talk about slams?
516
00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:27,740
Gladys slammed everybody
in the neighborhood.
517
00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:29,108
How was the golf game?
518
00:23:29,109 --> 00:23:31,710
- Well, at least I
got some exercise.
519
00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:32,711
- Oh?
520
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:33,712
- Hi, mom!
521
00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:34,713
Oh, hi, dad!
522
00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:36,715
Can I have some cake?
523
00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:37,716
- Well, yes, you can.
524
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,084
After dinner.
525
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:40,152
- Dennis, did you use up
that can of wood cement
526
00:23:40,153 --> 00:23:41,587
I had in the basement?
527
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:42,788
- Sure!
528
00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:44,523
I found thee holes
I had to plug up.
529
00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:45,491
[telephone ringing]
530
00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:46,191
- Oh, I'll get it.
531
00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:48,327
Next time, ask me first.
532
00:23:48,328 --> 00:23:49,661
- Yes, sir.
533
00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:50,997
- Well, young man.
534
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,598
What have you been doing
upstairs all this time?
535
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,266
- I haven't been upstairs!
536
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:57,102
I've been riding in a
police car with a siren,
537
00:23:57,103 --> 00:24:00,172
and playing Jesse James
with the sergeant.
538
00:24:00,173 --> 00:24:03,308
And for the most fun
of all, I handcuffed
539
00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:05,444
the Chief of Police's
ankles together.
540
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:08,881
- Oh, Dennis, what
an imagination!
541
00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:10,816
- No, I really did!
542
00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:12,317
- That's the darnedest thing.
543
00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:14,319
Wilson just called me
from the bowling alley.
544
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,055
I-I could hardly understand him.
545
00:24:16,056 --> 00:24:17,823
- Well, dear, they're
very noisy places.
546
00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:18,857
- No, it wasn't that.
547
00:24:18,858 --> 00:24:20,659
He sounded like he was crying.
548
00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:22,061
- Crying?
549
00:24:22,062 --> 00:24:27,066
- Yeah, he said something
about a b-- wait a minute.
550
00:24:27,067 --> 00:24:30,869
Dennis, what were the
three holes you plugged up?
551
00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:33,305
- In Mr. Wilson's bowling ball.
552
00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:36,476
I knew he couldn't win
with a ball full of holes.
553
00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:03,036
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