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- Dennis, come here.
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Dennis, you have no
business using the air
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from my tire to
fill your balloons.
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- I just borrowed it, Dad.
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When I'm through with the
balloons, I'll put it back.
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{\an8}[theme music]
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- You know what Mr. Melton's
got on his hi-fi, Tommy?
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He's got a record
with a lion on it.
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- I got a book with a lion on it.
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- This is a sound of a lion.
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The roar.
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Just like you hear
in the circus.
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- I'd rather hear
it at the circus.
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Is your dad going to take you?
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- I don't know.
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He's still mad on account of
I had to blow my balloon up
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while he was going.
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- Boy.
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- Hey, look at that!
- Wow!
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What is it?
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- It's a reindeer.
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I've wanted one of
those all my life.
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- Careful.
It may be alive.
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- Don't you know anything, Tommy?
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What we've got here is the
front half of a reindeer.
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You're supposed to
use him indoors.
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- What for?
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- To hang things on.
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Help me put it in my wagon.
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I'm gonna take it
home to good old Mom.
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- Hey, we got a postcard
from the Wilsons.
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- Oh.
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What do they have to say?
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- Having the greatest
trip of our lives.
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We'll tell you all about
when we return on Saturday.
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- That's today.
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- Our best to both of you.
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And little Dennis?
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- Well, he really must
be in good spirits.
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- I'm afraid things
will cool down
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when he finds finds out what
Dennis did while he was away.
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- I'm home!
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- Don't slam it!
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[slam]
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- There's the fastest
slam in the west.
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- Guess what I've got, Mom?
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- Well, you've got a dirty
face, for one thing.
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What else?
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- A surprise for you.
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Close your eyes!
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You to, Dad.
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I'll be right back.
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- I wonder what it can be?
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- Oh, it's probably a flower
he picked up from someplace.
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- I hope he didn't get it
out of the Wilsons' garden.
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One thing I can count on.
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It'll have a broken stem.
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- Well, you can
always throw it away.
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- Not on your life.
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- Close your eyes, and don't
open 'em 'til I tell ya!
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- All right.
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- Bye, Dennis.
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- Bye, Tommy.
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It's right in front of you, Mom.
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- Can I smell it?
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- Do you want to?
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- Of course I do.
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- OK, bend over.
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Now smell.
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- This doesn't smell
like a flower.
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- Of course not!
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Open your eyes.
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[gasp]
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- Don't be scared, Mom.
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It's not alive.
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- Where did you get that?
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- In somebody's trash box.
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I figured we could put
it up in the dining room.
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- Oh, Dennis!
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- I bet you never thought you'd
have one of these, did you?
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- No.
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- Would you rather put
it up in your bedroom?
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- What say, Mom?
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- Dennis, you shouldn't
bring things like this home.
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- It was a tough job,
but I wanted to.
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You know why?
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'Cause you're the best
mom in the whole world.
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- Thank you, Dennis.
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- Where are we gonna put it, Mom?
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- Well--
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- Hey, Dennis!
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The Wilsons just
drove up out front!
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- Uh-oh.
- What's he?
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Your lookout?
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- I think I'll go
straighten up my room.
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- Just a minute, young man.
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- It's for Mom, Dad.
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She's been trying to
get me to do it all day.
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- Dennis, you have to tell
Mr. Wilson sooner or later,
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and you might as
well do it right now.
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- Can't we cal him on the phone?
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- You're trying to
carry too much, George.
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You'll strain yourself.
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- Oh, nonsense, Martha.
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These two weeks
have rejuvenated me.
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Why, I feel like a new man.
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- Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Wilson!
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Welcome home!
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- Oh, Mitchell, Dennis.
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Come on over.
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I'll tell you all
about our trip.
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- OK.
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Come on, Dennis.
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- Now George, you be
nice to little Dennis.
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- Why, of course I will.
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I told you, Martha.
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I'm a new man.
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Well, here we are.
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Home at last.
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- Now, you know how easily
Mr. Wilson gets upset.
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I don't want you to say or do
anything that'll bother him.
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- And I don't have to
tell him what I did?
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- Yes, you do.
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Only don't upset him
with anything new.
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- Hello, Henry.
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How are you?
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- Fine, thank you, Mrs. Wilson.
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How are you?
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- I'm fine, too.
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Hey, Mr. Wilson!
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You're wearing a Smokey
the Bear hat, aren't ya?
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- Smokey the Bear!
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Aw, Dennis, it's
good to see you.
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- It's good to see
you too, Mr. Wilson.
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I've missed you.
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- Ahem.
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Dennis has something to
tell you, Mr. Wilson.
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- Oh?
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- Go ahead, Dennis.
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- Well, the day after
you left on your trip,
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there was this swell little
kid that was playing baseball.
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- A swell little
kid named Dennis.
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- Uh-huh.
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- I hit a home run.
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- Wonderful.
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- Right through your
kitchen window.
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- Oh?
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Oh, well, well, uh,
boys will be boys.
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After all, what's
a broken window?
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- Well, that isn't
all, Mr. Wilson.
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Go ahead, Dennis.
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- Well, the ball sort of
bounced across the kitchen
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and turned on the water faucet.
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- Oh, so we lost a little
water down the drain.
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I mean, boys will be boys.
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- We didn't lose it down
the drain, Mr. Wilson.
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- The baseball ended up in the
sink, acting as a drain plug.
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- So you lost all your
water on the floor.
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- Goodness.
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- I looked in through the window
and saw what was happening,
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so I call mom and dad.
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- How could you
look in the window?
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- I climbed up on your trellis.
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Dad's already fixed it.
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- Oh?
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Then what happened?
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Well, Alice and I came over
and cleaned up the mess.
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It didn't hurt anything.
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- Oh, thank you, Henry.
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- Of course, I had to jimmy
the back door open to get in.
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- Oh, you did?
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- Boy, was that door a mess.
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- Of course, I fixed it later.
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And the window, too.
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- Well, then,
everything's all right.
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I guess boys will be boys.
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- Well, that's not
quite all, Mr. Wilson.
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- Ah?
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- Yesterday Dennis
played baseball again.
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- A home run?
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- I'm a regular Willie May
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- The same window.
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- Oh, my lands.
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- But it didn't hit
the water faucet!
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- I'll pay for the
window, of course.
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- What are we laughing
about, Mr. Wilson?
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- Oh, that's a very funny story.
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- I'm happy you can see
it that way, Mr. Wilson.
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- Ah, Michell, you know, I've
been an old grouch in the past,
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but that's all over.
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From now on, Dennis and I
are going to be good friends.
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- Really, Mr. Wilson?
- Sure.
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- Do you want to take
me to the circus?
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It's gonna be right
over in the park.
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- Dennis--
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- Well, by golly, I
just might do that.
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- Wow, that would be swell!
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- Mr. Wilson, I hope you
don't mind my commenting,
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but you're a changed man!
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- I really think he is, Henry.
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- I know I am.
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How could I be otherwise?
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I've been communing with nature.
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I've slept beside a babbling
brook under the stars.
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I've listened to
nature's creatures
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calling to me in the night.
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- Did Mrs. Wilson want
a drink of water?
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- Mrs. Wilson?
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No-- Dennis, I was referring
to the animals and the birds.
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One night, I heard
an owl hooting.
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[imitating owl sounds]
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- Boy, you sure sound like one.
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Do it again!
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- All righty.
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[imitating owl sounds]
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- And at that moment, all
the primitive instincts
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of my ancestors came back to me.
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- What did you do?
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- Well, I slipped quietly
out of my sleeping bag,
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picked up by flashlight,
and went looking for him.
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- Boy, you're just like
Daniel Boone, Mr. Wilson.
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Did you find him?
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- Well, no.
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Martha, now that wasn't funny.
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- Oh, yes it was.
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- He was walking along, shining
his light up into the trees,
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and he walked right
into the brook.
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- That's 'cause you
didn't want to leave
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a trail, huh, Mr. Wilson?
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- Dennis, you're a good friend.
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You know, you ought to
go camping sometime.
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- Boy, that would be swell!
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- Can I help you bring in
the rest of your gear?
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- Well, sure.
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Come on.
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- Dad, can I sleep out
in the backyard tonight?
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- Dennis, I don't have a tent.
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- Oh, don't be a
killjoy, Mitchell.
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He could borrow our
camping equipment.
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- Wow!
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- Well, that's very
generous of you.
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- Say, can I get Tommy
to sleep out with me?
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- Well, you can go
ask his mother.
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- I'll envy you, Dennis, being
out there under the stars.
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You know, Mitchell, that's
the only trouble being home.
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I'll miss the sound of the wild
creatures calling in the night.
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- Can I wear your Smokey
the Bear hat, Mr. Wilson?
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- Why, of course you can, Dennis!
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- Now I'm gonna go see
if Tommy can come!
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- Ah, he's a wonderful kid.
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You see this, Mitchell?
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My nerve medicine.
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I didn't use a drop
of it during our trip.
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- And you've been home five
minutes, and you need some?
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- No, not at all.
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As a matter of fact, I never
expect to need it again.
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- Gee, Mr. Wilson.
258
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,373
I hope you won't be
sorry you did that.
259
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:18,410
- Naw.
260
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,380
- Mr. Wilson's letting Dennis
use the whole business.
261
00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,549
Sleeping bags, air mattresses.
262
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,117
The tent.
263
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:26,618
- I can't get over it.
264
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,455
Two weeks of camping have
changed that man completely.
265
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:36,395
[phone ringing]
266
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,097
- Hello?
267
00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,565
Oh, hi, Ted.
268
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,834
- Uh, Henry, I was
wondering if you and Alice
269
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:42,935
would like to come over tonight?
270
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,838
We'll, um, play a little Bridge.
271
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,239
- You sure you want
to play Bridge,
272
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,341
or you got another one of
those crazy sound effect
273
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,110
records you want to show off?
274
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,412
- Well, we might play
a little Bridge.
275
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,147
Henry, wait 'til
you hear this one.
276
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,615
It's the greatest.
277
00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,984
It's a train wreck from
the actual soundtrack
278
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:00,352
of a motion picture.
279
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:03,655
Boy, you've never heard
anything so realistic.
280
00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:04,656
Well, how about it?
281
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,058
Can you come over?
282
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,193
- I don't think we'd
better tonight, Ted.
283
00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:09,495
Dennis is sleeping
out in the backyard,
284
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,430
and we've got to
keep an eye on him.
285
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,799
- Well, look, you could watch him
just as easily from over here
286
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,134
as you can from there.
287
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,368
Look right over the fence.
288
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,237
- Well, I suppose we
could keep an eye
289
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,072
on him just as
easily over there.
290
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,173
Any objections, honey?
291
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,708
- No, I guess not.
292
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:23,642
- OK.
293
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:24,376
Fine, Ted.
294
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,577
About 8:00?
295
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:29,415
And Ted, I do want to
play some Bridge tonight.
296
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,349
OK.
297
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,351
Bye.
298
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,319
- So do I. Last
Saturday evening, we
299
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,156
did nothing but listen
to that crazy wild animal
300
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,091
record of his.
- Don't blame him, honey.
301
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,660
He's only had that
hi-fi a couple of weeks.
302
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:42,795
- I'm home!
303
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,630
- In here, Dennis.
304
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,298
- Tommy can camp out with me!
305
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,600
He'll be here in a few minutes.
306
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:49,702
- Good.
307
00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:51,103
- Hey, you'd better
take that hat off so
308
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,604
you can see where
you're going, young man.
309
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,772
It's too big for you.
310
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,773
- No, it isn't.
311
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:55,741
It's perfect.
312
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:57,509
Tommy wishes he had one.
313
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,778
- Let me put a little
paper in it, and try it.
314
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:00,679
- I don't need it.
315
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:03,048
- Well, just try it, huh?
316
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:03,816
There.
317
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:04,483
Isn't that better?
318
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,185
- Yeah!
319
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:09,922
Hey Mom, how come you
haven't put up the reindeer?
320
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,924
- Well, that isn't
a reindeer, Dennis.
321
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,492
It's a moose.
322
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:17,596
And I have a wonderful
idea of where to put it.
323
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,064
- Where?
324
00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,566
- Why don't we put it out
in the backyard, and then
325
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:23,602
you can pretend you're right
out in the wilderness tonight.
326
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:24,636
- Wow!
327
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,372
- And the tent can be your tepee.
328
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:28,073
- You mean like we're Indians?
329
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:31,343
- Like real Indian Braves.
330
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:34,546
- You know what she is, Dad?
331
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:38,317
She's the best squaw
in the whole world.
332
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:42,688
- She is on my totem pole, too.
333
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,323
- Well, here I am.
334
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,091
- What do you got blankets for?
335
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:48,093
We got sleeping bags.
336
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:51,296
- I know it, buy my mom's
afraid I'll catch cold.
337
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:55,234
I even gotta wear my
underwear under my pajamas.
338
00:13:55,235 --> 00:14:00,472
- Boy, I'm glad my
mom isn't like that.
339
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:03,242
What are those for?
- For you.
340
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,077
I don't want you to catch cold.
341
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,179
- Aw, Mom!
342
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:11,083
- Hon, do you know where
the hot water bottle is?
343
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,519
- Holy bologna!
344
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,198
- Pure ambrosia.
345
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,342
- Hey, Mr. Wilson!
346
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:41,213
You did shave and a
haircut, six bits.
347
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,515
- I most certainly did, Dennis.
348
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,719
- Do it again, Mr. Wilson.
- All right.
349
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:52,191
- Dennis, that'll
be enough knocking.
350
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,259
- Oh, Mr. Wilson, how are you?
351
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,627
- I'm sorry, Mitchell.
352
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:56,929
Sheer animal spirit.
353
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:58,397
- That's quite all right.
Come in.
354
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,598
- Oh, no thanks.
355
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,700
I just dropped by to tell
Dennis the good news.
356
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,236
- Is it good news, Mr. Wilson?
357
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:08,140
- Dennis, what would be
the best possible news
358
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,308
you could hear in
the whole world?
359
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,176
- That I'm getting a two-wheeler.
360
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:12,678
Are you getting me one?
361
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:13,947
- Oh, dang!
362
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:17,082
Well, no, no, it's not that.
363
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:20,052
Maybe this wish is second best.
364
00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,286
You see these two
circus tickets?
365
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,655
Well, we're going to the circus.
366
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,625
- Oh, boy!
367
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,828
- I think you boys will be
pretty comfortable out here.
368
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:30,964
- Sure we will.
369
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:34,333
- Oh!
- Honey!
370
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:37,536
- That moose head looks
so real it startled me.
371
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:38,804
- Thank you.
372
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,706
- Oh, you did a wonderful
job of hanging him out here
373
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:41,807
for the boys.
374
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,275
Come on, Dennis!
375
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,611
DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): I'm
filling the hot water bottle!
376
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,146
- Honey, do you really
think he needs it?
377
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,914
It's pretty warm out tonight.
378
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,082
- Oh, wants it.
379
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:50,916
- Are you sure?
380
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:53,819
- He said so.
381
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,821
- Well, here I am!
382
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:56,922
- Oh, hold on.
383
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,090
I want to see if
it's hot enough.
384
00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:58,957
- It's hot enough.
385
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,092
- I don't now.
386
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,660
I'd have made it
hotter than that,
387
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,662
but, uh, I guess it's all right.
388
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:06,132
- Come on, Tommy!
- All right!
389
00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:14,039
- Now, if you fellas want
anything, you just sing out.
390
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,041
We'll be right behind the
fence at the Meltons'.
391
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,477
- We won't want anything,
will we, Tommy?
392
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,045
- Naw.
393
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,113
- Well, good night, boys.
394
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,048
- Good night, mom.
- Good night.
395
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:23,950
- Good night, men.
396
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,351
- Night.
397
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:28,153
- They're gonna have
a wonderful time.
398
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:31,191
- Hey, Dennis, what are we
gonna do if we get thirsty?
399
00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,260
- Hot root beer.
400
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:46,638
- Wow.
401
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,606
- The kids are fine.
402
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,408
They're talking up a storm.
403
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,076
- I hope they get
some sleep tonight.
404
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,077
- Oh, relax, honey.
405
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,446
It's only quarter to 9:00.
406
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,189
- You know, Tommy, a kid's
gotta think for himself.
407
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,427
I just don't believe a
cow could jump over it.
408
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:14,767
- You know, Martha, those
old, sleepless nights
409
00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:16,468
are gone forever.
410
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,871
Not even 9:00.
411
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,141
I'm going to sleep
like at schoolboy.
412
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,244
- Now what are you going to do?
413
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,212
- I think I'll give
Dennis and Tommy a thrill
414
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,615
and do my owl imitation.
415
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:36,789
[imitating owl sounds]
416
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,757
- Oh, come to bed, George.
417
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,427
- Wait a minute, Martha.
418
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:45,064
You know, I bet they
think that's a real owl.
419
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:47,900
[imitating owl sounds]
420
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,469
- You know what that was, Tommy?
421
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,838
That was Mr. Wilson
doing his own imitation.
422
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,940
- He's pretty good at it.
423
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:56,375
- Yeah.
424
00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,978
That's because he heard
owls and things all the time
425
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,746
he was out camping.
426
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,448
- Animals, too?
- Sure.
427
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,149
All kinds of them.
428
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:06,085
- I bet he was scared.
429
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,921
- Mr. Wilson?
430
00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:09,088
Heck no.
431
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,323
he said they calmed his nerves.
432
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,525
Now that he's back,
he's gonna miss 'em.
433
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,526
[horn blowing]
434
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,528
- What was that?
435
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:17,529
- Hey!
436
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,398
It's Mr. Melton's hi-fi.
437
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,102
He was going to play a train
record for Mom and Dad.
438
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:38,517
[horn blowing]
439
00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:39,485
- George?
440
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,753
- Yeah?
441
00:18:40,754 --> 00:18:43,522
- Do you hear that train?
442
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,323
- Yes.
443
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,358
It's unusually loud tonight.
444
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:49,828
Or else they're using that old
spur track over in the park.
445
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,063
- They must be.
446
00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:53,265
It sounds as if it
was right next door.
447
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:56,068
Must be some rare
atmospheric condition.
448
00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:58,303
Martha, I know why
they're using the spur.
449
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,707
That must be the circus
train arriving in the park.
450
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:07,012
[horn blowing]
451
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,480
[crash]
452
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,282
- Good heavens!
453
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,285
- That sounded like
a head on collision!
454
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:19,725
- Boy, did you ever hear
anything more realistic?
455
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,026
- I should say not.
456
00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,695
- It was wonderful.
457
00:19:22,696 --> 00:19:24,363
Now can we play another rubber?
458
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:27,166
- Boy, that train wreck
sure sounded swell!
459
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,500
- Well, how did you hear it?
460
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,103
- You've got the speaker
in the patio turned on.
461
00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:32,805
- For heaven's sakes, Ted!
462
00:19:32,806 --> 00:19:35,140
I hope you didn't
wake anybody up.
463
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,575
- Oh, don't be silly.
464
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:37,710
Who'd be sleeping at this time?
465
00:19:37,711 --> 00:19:39,244
It's barely 9:00.
466
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:40,746
- How about playing
your wild animal
467
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:43,950
record so it'll be like we're
camping out in the jungle?
468
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,150
- All right, Dennis.
469
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:46,652
And I'll bet your
folks would enjoy
470
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,787
hearing that one again, too.
471
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,122
- Oh, we'd love it.
472
00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:51,490
We can play bridge later.
473
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,691
- Come on, Tommy.
474
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,660
Let's get back to camp.
475
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:21,587
[wild animal sounds]
476
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:22,988
- Martha!
477
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,957
- That was a lion.
478
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:27,760
[growling]
479
00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:32,431
- Good Scott, that was the circus
train, and the lions are loose!
480
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:36,001
[roaring]
481
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,570
- And the elephants
are loose, too!
482
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:42,141
- Dennis and Tommy
are out in the yard!
483
00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:44,277
- I've got to get out there!
484
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,148
- You can't go out there!
485
00:20:49,149 --> 00:20:50,215
- I've got to, Martha!
486
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,551
Those boys are in danger.
487
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,620
I'll do what I can
with my longsword.
488
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:56,122
You call the police.
489
00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:01,260
- Oh, good heavens.
490
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:04,063
He forgot his glasses!
491
00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:10,235
[wild animal sounds]
492
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:13,639
- Sure is swell being out
here in the wilderness.
493
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:27,519
- Yeah.
494
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,354
- Dennis?
495
00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:31,290
- What are you doing, Mr. Wilson?
496
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:34,193
- Oh, I'm going to save
you from the lions!
497
00:21:34,194 --> 00:21:37,496
Boys, get back in your tent!
498
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:40,566
- Mr. Wilson must be playing
he's out in the wilderness, too.
499
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:41,734
- And please hurry.
500
00:21:41,735 --> 00:21:45,104
The lions and tigers are
loose in the backyard.
501
00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:52,411
[wild animal sounds]
502
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:55,582
- Hey, Mr. Wilson, here
comes a fierce tiger!
503
00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:19,272
- I hope Martha phoned for help.
504
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,119
- George!
505
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,120
I brought you your glasses.
- Steady, Martha.
506
00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:36,088
- Are you all right?
507
00:22:36,089 --> 00:22:37,289
- Yes, so far.
508
00:22:37,290 --> 00:22:38,557
I haven't met any
of the lions yet,
509
00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,726
but I've just cut
the head off a moose.
510
00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:41,627
- Oh!
511
00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:43,829
- You boys all right?
512
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,297
- We're pretty scared!
513
00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:46,131
- Aha!
514
00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:47,599
Well, you stay where you are.
515
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,635
There might be a lion
behind any bush, Martha,
516
00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:53,105
so you stay right close to me
Here are your glasses, George.
517
00:22:53,106 --> 00:22:56,275
- You come out to play
too, Mrs. Wilson?
518
00:22:56,276 --> 00:22:56,975
- Dennis!
519
00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:58,177
Go back inside.
520
00:22:58,178 --> 00:22:59,678
Don't to understand the danger?
521
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:01,080
Didn't you hear animal roars?
522
00:23:01,081 --> 00:23:02,614
- Sure, I heard 'em.
523
00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,750
That's because Mr.
Melton had his speaker
524
00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:06,953
in his patio turned on.
525
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:08,220
- What?
526
00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:09,521
- Sure.
527
00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:13,525
They were on a record he was
playing on his new hi-fi.
528
00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:14,593
- Nonsense.
529
00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:16,495
What about that
moose I decapitated?
530
00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,264
He wasn't playing
that on his hi-fi.
531
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:24,603
- George, would you please
put on your glasses?
532
00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:44,257
- Well, I-- oh, no.
533
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:52,765
Martha, not a word
of this to anybody.
534
00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:58,271
[sirens]
535
00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:06,645
- I feel so humiliated!
536
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:09,515
- Now, George, you were
only doing what you thought
537
00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:10,649
was right.
538
00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,584
- It was a very brave
thing to do, Mr. Wilson.
539
00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:13,352
- Aw.
540
00:24:13,353 --> 00:24:14,420
- Sure it was.
541
00:24:14,421 --> 00:24:16,956
You thought there
were lions out there.
542
00:24:17,057 --> 00:24:18,457
- Have the police left?
543
00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:19,058
- Yes, dear.
544
00:24:19,059 --> 00:24:20,059
- The reporters?
545
00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:21,060
- Yes, dear.
546
00:24:21,061 --> 00:24:23,328
- And that police psychiatrist?
547
00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:24,496
- Yes, dear.
548
00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:26,565
You know what I heard
him say, Mr. Wilson?
549
00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:29,301
He said you're as
nutty as a fruitcake.
550
00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:30,669
- Dennis!
551
00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:33,172
- When did he say that?
552
00:24:33,173 --> 00:24:36,842
- Right after I told him you
do swell owl imitations out
553
00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:39,078
of your bedroom window.
554
00:24:39,079 --> 00:24:41,580
- And to think I dumped
out all my nerve medicine.
555
00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:44,516
Oh, Martha, take me home.
556
00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:45,884
Put me to bed!
557
00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:46,852
- Of course.
558
00:24:46,853 --> 00:24:49,188
- Hey, Mr. Wilson.
559
00:24:49,189 --> 00:24:51,724
What time are we going
to the circus tomorrow?
560
00:24:51,725 --> 00:24:54,661
- Oh, that, that, that--
just take me home, Martha!
561
00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:08,641
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