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[snoring]
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- Dennis, what are you--
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- Shh.
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I'm scaring Joey.
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I told him a lion got
loose in our house.
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{\an8}[theme music]
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- Faster.
Faster.
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Hello, Mr. Wilson.
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- Oh no, not again.
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- He doesn't seem to
hear so good today.
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- Yeah.
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Let's shoot our cap pistols.
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[shooting]
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- (SHOUTING) Hello, Mr. Wilson.
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- I won't answer.
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I won't answer.
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- Boy, we better go up
closer so he can hear us.
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- (SHOUTING) Hello, Mr. Wilson.
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- Well, there went my ear drum.
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What is it, Dennis.
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- Me and Stewart
came in to help you.
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- Yeah.
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- Oh, stop shouting.
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- Can you hear me all right?
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- Yes.
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- Would you like some
caterpillars for your garden?
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- No thank you, Dennis.
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I spend a great deal of time
getting rid of caterpillars.
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- You do?
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- You're making a big
mistake, Mr. Wilson.
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When they get ripe, they
turn into butterflies.
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- Well, I'll just continue
making that same mistake.
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Oh, Stewart, here.
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- What can we do to
help you, Mr. Wilson.
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Want us to do some
hauling for you?
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- I don't need
anything haul-- Get--
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Get out of the flower bed.
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Just help me last 'til tomorrow.
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Just 'til tomorrow.
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- Why tomorrow?
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- What's happening
tomorrow, Mr. Wilson?
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- Nothing that concerns you.
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And for that, I'm
eternally grateful.
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Oh, there's little
Joey down the street.
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Why don't you run
and play with him?
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- OK.
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Hey, Joey, wait a minute.
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- Well, I can't let you do all
the work of preparing the food.
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After all, my husband's going
on this fishing trip too.
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- Oh, that's no
bother, Mrs. Wilson
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- Well, I'm going to
fix some deviled eggs.
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That's the least I can do.
[phone ring]
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- Oh.
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Henry loves your deviled eggs.
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Excuse me.
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Hello?
Oh.
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No, Henry, your fishing creel
hasn't been delivered yet.
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- Well, if it doesn't get
there by 3 o'clock, call me.
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I'll drop by the
store and check on it.
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Dennis hasn't found out anything
about my fishing trip, has he?
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- No, he hasn't.
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You've been telling
Dennis for months
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you were going to take
him fishing with you.
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And now that you and
Mr. Wilson are going,
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I just don't think
it's right for you
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to sneak off without Dennis.
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- His feelings won't be hurt.
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He won't even know about it.
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- Now remember your promise--
if Dennis does find out,
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you'll have to
take him with you.
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All right, Henry.
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Good bye.
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- If I were going
fishing, I think
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it would be fun to
have Dennis come along.
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I think our husbands
are being mean.
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- So do I.
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[door slam]
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- Hey, mom.
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I'm home.
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- In here, Dennis.
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- Oh, hi, Mrs. Wilson.
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Gee, I haven't seen
you since this morning.
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- He's such a nice boy.
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Where are your friends?
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- Stewart and Joey are out in
the garage parking my wagon.
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Do you know what
we've been doing?
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Chewing tar.
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- Dennis.
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- We didn't swallow any.
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Hey, Mom.
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Boy is there news
in the neighborhood.
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They're putting in a cement
sidewalk at the new house.
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I can hardly wait
till they're through.
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Does Dennis have two N's in it?
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- But you're not going to
write your name on it.
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- My initials?
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- No.
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- OK.
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But I'll sure feel left out.
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And for the best thing
of all, a burglar
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broke into the Armstrong's
house and stole
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Mr. Armstrong's wallet.
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- Oh that's terrible.
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- Honestly, Alice.
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I don't know what's happening
to this neighborhood.
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That's the second
burglary this month.
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- Hi.
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- Hello, boys.
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- Hi, fellas.
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Wagon OK?
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- Yeah.
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- Can we have some cookies?
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- You've eaten them all.
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- That's OK.
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We'll find something else.
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- How's little Joey?
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Is he talking yet?
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- Not much.
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- But he's a good thinker,
aren't you, Joey?
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- What does he think about?
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- He won't tell us.
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Show her how you can think.
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Harder.
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- He'll blow a fuse.
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- Come on, fellas.
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Let's go out in the kitchen.
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- Keep out of that bag
of marshmallows, Dennis.
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I want you to eat something
with vitamins in it.
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Something that'll make you grow.
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- What has vitamins?
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- Apples, for one thing.
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Oranges, salads, soups,
especially soups.
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- OK, mom.
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I sure wanna grow.
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Then I can reach the cookie jar
without standing on anything.
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Fellas.
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Remember what mom
said about soup
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being good for growing boys?
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- My mom says the same thing.
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- But you gotta stir,
or it'll get lumpy.
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- How is it?
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- It needs something.
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Hand me the salt, Stewart.
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- Dennis, what in the
world are you doing?
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- Oh, hi, mom.
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We're mixing something
to make boys grow.
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- What is it?
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- Chocolate soup.
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- Look at the mess you've made.
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Oh, Dennis.
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[doorbell]
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- I'll answer it for you.
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- I'll get it.
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Dennis, don't you
touch that door.
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- Jeepers, I've never had to
stay away from a door, before.
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- Mitchell residence?
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- Yes.
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- Package for you.
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- Thank you.
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- What's in the package, mom?
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- Never mind, it
doesn't concern you.
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- Can I feel it?
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- No, you can't.
- Can I just shake it a little?
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- No, you can't.
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And I don't want to touch
it under any circumstances.
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- Not even if the
house catches on fire
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and we want to
save the valuables?
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What if the dam breaks?
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- Dennis, there isn't a dam
in 1,000 miles of here.
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Now don't you
touch that package.
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- How about if I'm
saving it from burglars?
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- Dennis, I don't want to
hear another word about it.
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- There goes the best
mom in the whole world.
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Do you know what
she's trying to do?
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She's trying to surprise me.
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Now it's too early for Christmas
and too late for my birthday.
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I wonder what it is.
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- Henry.
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You can stop worrying.
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Your fishing creel just came.
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- Great.
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I hope Dennis didn't see it.
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- Well, he saw the package but
he doesn't know what's in it.
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I put it up on the
shelf in the hall closet
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so he can't reach it.
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Henry, how much fried chicken
can you and Mr. Wilson eat?
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- Dennis Mitchell,
I thought I told
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you not to touch that package.
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- I'm not touching it.
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I'm smelling it.
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- Are you sure
that's all you did?
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- Well, I listened
to it a little.
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- Now you stay out, O-U-T,
out of that closet.
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- The package is
for me, isn't it?
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- No it isn't.
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Now take these
books and put them
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right back where you got them.
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- OK.
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- She's disappeared.
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Something funny's
going on around here,
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and I'm gonna find
out what it is.
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- Hi, Mr. Wilson.
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Are you all set for
tomorrow morning?
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- Oh, hi, Henry.
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Yeah, I'm raring to go.
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I just finished up putting these
earthworms in the flower bed.
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- Putting them in?
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- Yeah, that's right.
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The nursery sold them to
me to improve the soil.
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Some new theory.
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It's quite a job.
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Oh.
I'm kind of tired.
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- Well, don't overdo it.
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Remember, we've got a lot
of rowing to do tomorrow.
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- Oh, I'll be ready.
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Dennis hasn't found
out anything, has he?
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- I don't think so.
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If he does, Alice says we
have to take him with us.
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- Dennis is pretty hard
to put something over on.
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- Well, when a couple of
grown up men like you
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and me decide to keep him in
the dark, it's pretty easy.
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- I guess you're right.
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Well, he is just a kid.
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- Of course, an
innocent babe in arms
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up against a couple of slickers.
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- Two old pros.
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- Exactly.
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- Hey, you gonna have enough
tackle for both of us?
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- Oh sure.
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But it needs a lot
of straightening out.
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After Dennis goes
to bed tonight,
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I'm gonna sneak up in the attic
and get it so I can work on it.
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- Well, I'll come
over and help you.
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You know, if we get
everything shipshape tonight,
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we'll have just that much more
time for fishing tomorrow.
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Oh, boy, Henry, I can
hear them jumping now.
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- How come the door to
the attic's locked?
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- Uh, we have some
valuables up there
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and we don't want
burglars to get them.
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Don't stand too close, Dennis.
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The grease could splatter.
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- Gee, you're sure
cooking a lot of chicken.
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- Don't worry, it'll be eaten.
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- I've never seen you cook that
much chicken for just the three
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of us.
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I guess we're having company
for dinner then, huh, mom?
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- No, Dennis, we're
not having company.
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- I guess me and you
and dad are going
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on a picnic tomorrow
then, huh, mom?
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- No, Dennis, we're not.
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- I guess you're fixing a box
up for church then, huh, mom?
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- No, Dennis.
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- I guess we're gonna
give some of it
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to orphans then, huh, mom?
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- No, no we're not, Dennis.
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- I guess you're gonna start
selling fried chicken then,
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huh, mom?
- Of course not.
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- I guess you're gonna--
259
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,063
- Dennis, please.
260
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,064
- Hi, honey.
261
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,065
Where's my--
262
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,167
- Hello, dear.
263
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,570
- Ahem, hi, son.
264
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,372
- Hi, dad.
265
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:24,309
- The item from
D-E-T-W-I-L-E-R-S.
266
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:26,545
I didn't see it
in the C-L-O-S-E--
267
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,213
- Later, dear.
268
00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,815
Getting hungry, Dennis?
269
00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:30,949
- Well, not especially.
270
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:32,652
I gotta go do something.
271
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:36,722
- Where is it?
272
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:37,923
- It's in the attic.
273
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:38,957
I didn't let you
spell it out for fear
274
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:39,958
he might know the word.
275
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,360
- Oh, honey, don't be silly.
276
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,162
I don't think he was even
paying any attention.
277
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:46,198
- Hello, operator?
278
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:57,744
I wanna talk to a store
called D-E-T-W-I-L-E-R-S.
279
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,748
Hi, dad.
280
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,149
Reading the newspaper?
281
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:07,753
- Well, I seem to have
stopped for the moment.
282
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:08,921
What's on your mind?
283
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:10,957
- Well, you know how
you said I could
284
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,959
talk to you if I had a problem.
285
00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:14,360
- Yes?
286
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:17,964
- Well, something's come up
that I don't understand.
287
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,598
- What is it, Dennis?
288
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:23,769
- Boy, you sure got a lot of
hair on your chest, haven't you?
289
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:26,338
- Dennis, what is it you
wanted to talk to me about?
290
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,308
- I wanna know why mom
fried all that chicken
291
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,677
and what's in that package.
292
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:34,613
- Dennis, I've told you I
want you to stop prying.
293
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,749
I told you that when you
tried to call the store.
294
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,550
[doorbell]
295
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:39,351
- Oh, jump down, son.
296
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,920
I've got to answer the door.
297
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:42,888
Well let go, Dennis.
298
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:43,922
- I can't.
299
00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,257
I'm stuck in your buttonhole.
300
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,259
- Oh, Dennis.
[doorbell]
301
00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,228
- Is somebody going
to get that door.
302
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,829
I'll get it, honey.
303
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,131
Come on.
304
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,699
I don't know how you
got your finger in here
305
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:55,300
in the first place.
306
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:57,569
[doorbell] You take your hand
down, I can get it off better.
307
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,772
No, honey, look, you
put your hand down.
308
00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,140
[knock on door]
309
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,308
- Oh, come on.
310
00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:06,445
- Hello, Mitchell.
311
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,579
- Hi, Mr. Wilson.
312
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,815
- Oh, hello.
313
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:12,918
Well, I thought you'd be in bed.
314
00:14:12,919 --> 00:14:14,186
- Hello, Mr. Wilson.
315
00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,888
Yes, it is his bedtime.
316
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:16,789
Come on, Dennis.
317
00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:17,923
- I can't.
318
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:19,725
I'm plugged into
dad's buttonhole.
319
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:20,726
- That's right.
320
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,561
- For Heaven's sake, Henry.
321
00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:23,529
Well, now here.
322
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,563
It can't be that hard.
323
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,699
- If I pull it.
324
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:30,235
- Gee, this is sorta like the
time we had to call the fire
325
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:35,708
department to get my head out
of that iron railing, isn't it?
326
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,076
- Thank goodness.
327
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:37,810
OK, honey.
328
00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:39,645
Off to bed.
329
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:40,713
- OK, dad.
330
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,181
- Dennis, mind your manners.
331
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,916
Mr. Wilson's here.
332
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:44,784
- Excuse me.
333
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,787
Good night, Mr. Wilson.
334
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:49,755
- Good night, Dennis.
335
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:56,695
[clank]
336
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,631
- Excuse me, Mr. Wilson.
337
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,440
- Henry, don't you
think it's safe to go
338
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,109
up and get your
fishing gear now?
339
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,343
- Well, what time is it?
340
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,045
- Oh, it's--
341
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,548
- I want to buy you a new band.
342
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:17,649
- Oh no.
343
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,585
That won't be necessary.
344
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:20,352
It was a catch.
345
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,921
It had to be fixed anyway.
346
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,056
It's 9 o'clock.
347
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,724
- Oh, he ought to be asleep by--
348
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,359
- Shh.
349
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,328
I'll go up and bring it down.
350
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,431
- Oh, maybe there's some stuff
I can help you carry down.
351
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,900
- Oh, Mr. Wilson, we have to
pass right by Dennis' door,
352
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,436
so you've gotta be very quiet.
353
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,409
By the time Dennis
opens his eyes again,
354
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,779
we'll be out on the lake with
a couple of bass in our boat.
355
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,356
- Dennis' room.
356
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,697
Be very quiet now.
357
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:05,831
- Why?
358
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:06,865
- We don't want to
wake up Dennis.
359
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,101
- I'm already awake.
360
00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:12,871
- Dennis.
361
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,273
What are you doing awake?
362
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,442
- I can't get to sleep, dad.
363
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:19,311
I'm wondering
about that package.
364
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,815
What are you and Mr.
Wilson doing upstairs?
365
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,583
- Oh, just checking the house.
366
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:27,119
- Do you think maybe
we've got burglars?
367
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,822
- Dennis, go in and go to bed.
368
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,557
- I've been thinking, dad.
369
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:35,094
If that package isn't
for me, is it for mom?
370
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,061
- No, it's not.
371
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:37,529
Now go to sleep, Dennis.
372
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,499
- I'll try.
373
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,234
I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson.
374
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,268
I'll have to try later.
375
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:44,903
I'll fix the tackle myself.
376
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:46,205
I know you want to turn in.
377
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,606
- Well, if you don't
mind, I think I will.
378
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,542
You know, 5 o'clock
comes pretty early.
379
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,083
- What time is it?
380
00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,385
- Midnight.
381
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:02,388
- Oh, Henry, you're not
going to try again?
382
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:03,489
- I am.
383
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,090
- Well, why don't you
wait 'til morning.
384
00:17:05,091 --> 00:17:06,558
Then you know he'll be asleep.
385
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,594
- As long as I'm awake,
I might as well try.
386
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,697
It'll save us a couple
of hours at the lake.
387
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:35,688
- Are you checking for
burglars again, dad?
388
00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:37,923
- Dennis, are you still awake?
389
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:41,060
- I keep thinking
about that package.
390
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:46,265
I keep thinking, and
thinking, and thinking.
391
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,867
Hey, dad, is this what
you call worrying?
392
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,436
- No, son.
393
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:53,138
This is what you call driving
your father out of his mind.
394
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:56,075
- If I could only figure it out.
395
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:59,812
I keep wondering who
it's for and why.
396
00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:01,880
- If I tell you, will
you go to sleep?
397
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,215
- Sure, dad.
398
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,050
- Well, it's for me.
399
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,385
I'm going to open it tomorrow.
400
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,886
Now go to bed.
401
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:08,787
- Really?
402
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,789
Is it for your birthday?
403
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,558
- Yeah, yeah, it's
for my birthday.
404
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,293
Now go to bed.
405
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:19,098
- Gee, I haven't
anything for you.
406
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,333
- Well, you can give
me the greatest
407
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:24,803
gift of all-- a night's sleep.
408
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,405
Now go to bed.
409
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,340
- OK, dad.
410
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,353
- But you have to get
up in three hours.
411
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:44,089
- Honey, I can't sleep anyway.
412
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:47,059
Look, Dennis is getting
suspicious seeing me
413
00:18:47,060 --> 00:18:48,193
in the hall.
414
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:49,328
As long as you're
awake, would you
415
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,696
mind going in and
checking on him?
416
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,164
- What if he's awake?
417
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,565
- Tell him a story.
418
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,634
Tell him anything but
keep him in his room.
419
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,670
- All right.
420
00:18:57,671 --> 00:19:01,240
Anything to get some sleep.
421
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,775
- Move quiet as a ghost.
422
00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:04,411
That kid's got built-in radar.
423
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,160
- It's all right.
He's asleep.
424
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,194
- Oh, thank goodness.
425
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,663
Honey, honey, will you help me?
426
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,698
It'll only take a second.
427
00:19:25,699 --> 00:19:27,566
From now on, it's all downhill.
428
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:28,535
- All right.
429
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:53,058
- Where's that
blasted light switch.
430
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:56,061
[clanking]
431
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,063
- I hope Dennis didn't hear that.
432
00:19:58,064 --> 00:19:59,999
- I don't think so.
433
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:17,550
- Burglars.
434
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:49,515
Mom, dad, we're got burglars.
435
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:50,549
Holy smoke.
436
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:53,486
The burglars have
stolen mom and dad.
437
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,260
Help, police.
438
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:03,328
We've got burglars.
439
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:07,433
Mr. Wilson, Mr. Wilson,
we've got burglars.
440
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,434
Help, police.
441
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,234
- Why, Martha.
442
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:10,436
- Mr. Wilson, Mr. Wilson.
443
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,237
- That was Dennis.
444
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:13,672
That boy's in trouble.
445
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:17,643
- Oh.
446
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:19,812
- Where's my shotgun?
447
00:21:19,813 --> 00:21:21,381
- In the closet, I guess.
448
00:21:29,189 --> 00:21:32,658
- Dennis, I tell you there
aren't any burglars in here.
449
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:35,828
- How do I know they aren't
making you say that?
450
00:21:35,829 --> 00:21:37,329
Is mom all right?
451
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:40,899
- Yes, Dennis, I'm all right
and there are no burglars.
452
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,736
- Boy, I'm glad to hear that.
453
00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:50,709
- I was kind of scared.
454
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:53,445
- Oh, you were very brave, dear.
455
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:54,446
Wasn't he, Henry?
456
00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:57,316
- Yeah, yes, very
brave and very loud.
457
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,917
All right, son, run off to bed.
458
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,052
The excitement's all over.
459
00:22:00,053 --> 00:22:01,121
- OK, dad.
460
00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:08,227
- You don't suppose he noticed
this fishing tackle, do you?
461
00:22:08,228 --> 00:22:10,195
- Oh no, I don't think so.
462
00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:11,663
He was much too excited.
463
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:17,603
[loud door knocking]
464
00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,571
- What in the world is that?
465
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:29,882
[knocking continues]
466
00:22:29,883 --> 00:22:31,216
- Where are the burglars?
467
00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:33,552
Where are the burglars?
468
00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:37,222
- Listen, Mr. Wilson,
there are no burglars.
469
00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:38,691
- No burglars?
[police sirens]
470
00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:41,627
- Just in Dennis' head.
471
00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:43,163
Oh no.
472
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:54,840
{\an8}- I'm so tired, I won't know
which end of my fishing rod
473
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:56,241
{\an8}to hold.
474
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:57,343
{\an8}- I'm going to try
to get a couple
475
00:22:57,344 --> 00:23:00,312
{\an8}more hours sleep
after you leave.
476
00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:01,613
{\an8}- Why don't you go up now, honey?
477
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:03,649
{\an8}- Oh, I just have to get
your lunch together.
478
00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,619
{\an8}Sandwiches are all made,
just wrap the chicken.
479
00:23:09,923 --> 00:23:13,960
Henry, look at this.
480
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,327
- That darn little kid.
481
00:23:15,328 --> 00:23:17,329
He's been up during the
night eating chicken.
482
00:23:17,330 --> 00:23:18,564
Ha.
483
00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:21,533
I guess chasing burglars
makes a little boy hungry.
484
00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:23,737
[knock on door]
485
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:29,708
- I'm so blasted mad,
I could kick somebody.
486
00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:33,112
Oh, Mr. Wilson, we're terribly
sorry about Dennis last night.
487
00:23:33,113 --> 00:23:35,714
- Oh no, I'm talking
about my garden.
488
00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:39,585
Some dog's been digging in the
bed where I put in the worms.
489
00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,487
Oh, it's an awful mess.
490
00:23:41,488 --> 00:23:43,589
- Well, we're just gonna go
out and have a good time
491
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:44,991
today, right?
492
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:47,526
- Yeah, all right.
493
00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:48,694
- Henry, look at this.
494
00:23:48,695 --> 00:23:51,096
It's from Dennis and
it's addressed to you.
495
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:57,970
- "Dad, happy birthday."
496
00:23:57,971 --> 00:23:59,338
Boy, what spelling.
497
00:23:59,339 --> 00:24:02,742
What did he give me?
Worms.
498
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:08,080
Boy, that wonderful little guy.
499
00:24:08,081 --> 00:24:10,950
He must've seen
the fishing tackle.
500
00:24:11,051 --> 00:24:13,118
- But where on earth
would he find worms
501
00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,055
in the middle of the night?
502
00:24:22,162 --> 00:24:26,566
- Well, what are a few
worms more or less.
503
00:24:38,745 --> 00:24:40,846
- Wake up, son.
504
00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:42,881
I've got a surprise for you.
505
00:24:42,882 --> 00:24:44,317
We're going fishing.
506
00:24:49,089 --> 00:24:52,158
{\an8}- I knew you wouldn't
go without me, dad.
507
00:25:00,567 --> 00:25:04,637
{\an8}[theme music]
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