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- Come on, Dennis.
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DENNIS (OFFSCREEN):
I'm in the bathroom!
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- Well, come on.
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DENNIS (OFFSCREEN):
Maybe I'll try shaving!
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- Dennis, come here this instant.
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- If you take a bath,
don't step on my frog.
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- Dennis, take off your
pistols and get in bed.
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- Why don't we go down and
have a baloney sandwich?
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- Dennis, get in bed.
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- OK.
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- Thank goodness.
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- Mom, how come you always
say "thank goodness" instead
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of "good night"?
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[theme music]
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- Have a cookie, men?
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- You know, Joey, there goes the
best mom in the whole world.
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Yes, siree.
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She's been trying to get Dad to
fix this table for a long time,
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and I'm gonna do it for her.
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I'm pretty good with
a screwdriver, Joey.
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I just put it in the little
slot, and then I turn.
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Whoops!
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This table's got a loose leg.
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Come here, Joey.
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You kneel here while
I fix this leg.
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I think-- I think I'll use
the hammer on this one.
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I'm even better with hammers
than I am with screwdrivers.
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Whoops!
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Sorry, Joey.
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You see, if I hammer
it on the side,
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it'll squirt out on the top.
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- Ah, Dennis, if you must
hammer, do it outside.
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- OK, Mom.
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You wait here, Joey.
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- No, take Joey with you.
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I want you both
out from underfoot.
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- I don't think I'd
better take Joey.
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- Oh, both of you now.
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Scoot.
- But Mom--
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- Oh, Dennis, please.
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Go on out.
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- But Mom, Joey's--
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- You are both
holding up my work.
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Now, scoot.
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Out, out, out.
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- OK, Mom.
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I just hope you don't get
another sick headache.
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Come on, Joey.
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- Hey, there's good old Mr.
Wilson painting his house.
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Hello, Mr. Wilson!
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- Oh, no.
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Not today.
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I haven't the strength.
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- Hello, Mr. Wilson!
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We'll have to go closer, Joey.
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Hey, Mr. Wilson!
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Want us to help you
the paint the house?
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- Read the sign!
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Read the sign!
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Watch out for Fremont.
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- I always watch out for Fremont.
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He's a good old dog.
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- Oh, Dennis, don't let him out!
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He never comes back!
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[barks]
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- He's a sure good
runner, Mr. Wilson.
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- How many times have I told you!
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The last time, it took three
hours and a pound of hamburger
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to get him back.
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Hey!
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Come here!
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Come on, Fremont!
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Come back here!
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- He'll be tired
when he gets back,
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so let's paint
his house for him.
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{\an8}Have you ever painted
a house before, Joey?
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{\an8}Neither have I. I guess
it's like finger painting,
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{\an8}only bigger.
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- Dennis, get off the ladder.
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- You're sure getting
fast, Mr. Wilson.
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You caught him.
- Yes.
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Yeah, today I was lucky.
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Now, get off the ladder.
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- Are you nervous, Mr. Wilson.?
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- Yes, I'm very nervous.
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- Every place I've been today,
people have been nervous.
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- Now look, give me the brush.
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- But I want to help.
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- Well, that's what
I'm afraid of.
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Now, hand it over.
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No, the handle
first, handle first.
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- That was close, wasn't it?
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- Yes, everything
with you is close.
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Come on, get down now.
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- Joey, bring the paint over
here so me and Mr. Wilson
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can get it easy.
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- Oh.
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Dennis, get off this ladder.
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It's very shaky.
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- OK.
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We've got a very shaky
ladder here, Joey.
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I better hold it for him.
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- Dennis, get away
from that ladder!
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- I'm safe.
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- Yeah, but I'm not.
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- You will be as soon as
we straighten it a little.
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- What?
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- Help me pull it
over this way, Joey.
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Whoops!
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You got your foot in
the paint, Mr. Wilson.
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Joey, I think we better go home.
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Huh, Joey?
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Don't you think
we'd better go home?
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- That Dennis, such a menace.
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- And do you know what
the plumber found?
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Dennis' yo-yo.
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- I'll have to have a talk
with that boy, Alice.
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- And then, your son--
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- My son?
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- came in and informed
me he'd installed
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an automatic sprinkler system.
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- A what?
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- He buried the hose.
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- He's quite a guy.
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I'll have to go out
later and dig it up.
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- Mhm.
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He's quite a guy, all right.
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If his energy were
run through a wire,
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you could light New York City.
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I love him, but I'm exhausted.
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Will you take me
to a movie tonight?
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- Well, sure, honey.
What do you want to see?
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- How about the Glenn Ford
picture around the corner?
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Tonight's the last night.
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- You want to see a western?
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- I want to see Glenn Ford.
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- Well, you've got
a Henry Mitchell.
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What's the matter with him?
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- Not a thing.
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I'm going to hold
Henry Mitchell's hand,
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and I'm going to put my head
on Henry Mitchell's shoulder.
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And I'm just going to relax
and keep my eyes on Glenn Ford.
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- I'm home!
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- Dennis, you and I are going
to have to have a little talk.
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- Why don't we go upstairs?
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- What for?
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- So we won't be bothered if,
uh, uh, somebody comes over.
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- All right, Dennis.
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{\an8}What have you done
now and who to?
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{\an8}- And how much is it
going to cost me?
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{\an8}- Mitchell!
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{\an8}Mitchell, I want to talk to you.
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{\an8}- Uh, come in, Mr. Wilson.
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- Uh, no, I-- I better not.
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Thanks to Dennis, I just
stepped in a bucket of paint.
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I don't want to be
a grouch, but Dennis
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is just too much
for a man my age.
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I like to putter around the
house and work with my flowers
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and take a nap in the afternoon.
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Is that too much to ask?
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- Oh, no.
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No, of course not.
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{\an8}- Don't you like me, Mr. Wilson?
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{\an8}- Yes, I like you.
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You're full of pep.
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You're cheerful.
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You're always helping everybody.
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Dennis, you drive me nuts.
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- Mr. Wilson, uh, I'll see that
Dennis stays away from you.
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And-- and let me know
how much the paint costs.
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I want to pay for it.
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- Well, just forget
about the paint.
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Buy me a new pair of shoes.
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- Well, send me a bill.
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- I will.
Ooh.
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- Today is a day much like any
other day, only you are here.
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- I'd sure like to
see that picture.
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I've wanted to see that
picture all my life.
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- Not tonight, Dennis.
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- Joey's seen it.
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Every kid in the
neighborhood's seen it.
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I'm probably the only
kid in the whole world
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that seen that picture.
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Poor kids have seen it.
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Orphans have seen it.
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- Dennis, not tonight.
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- Tomorrow?
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- No.
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- Why not?
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- Because tonight's the
last night, that's why.
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- If you take me tonight, you
won't have to get a babysitter.
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- Ooh, yes, there
is that problem.
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They never come
back a second time.
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- If you can't get anybody,
can I go to the picture?
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- Uh, Dennis, I'll
find somebody if I
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have to call every
agency in this state.
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We'll probably have to.
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- Haven't gotten
one yet, huh, Mom?
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- Not yet.
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- The sitters in this town
are a bunch of cowards.
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- With a bunch of phony excuses.
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If they weren't washing their
hair, they had studying to do
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or they were already
busy tonight.
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One girl even got
so flustered, she
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told me she had a date
to go pearl diving.
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- Well, I guess I'll just have to
go to that old movie after all.
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- Give me another
number quick, Henry.
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- Honey, I don't think we
ought to tie the phone up.
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There's still that Mrs. Porter.
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Her landlady said she call
the minute she came in.
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- Joey's mother never has any
trouble getting a sitter.
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- Dennis, there is
a slight difference
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between you and Joey.
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- Yeah, I guess he
is a little younger.
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- And a little better at
staying out of trouble.
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- That's one reason why I
like you to play with him.
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Maybe some of his good
behavior will rub off on you.
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[phone rings]
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- I'll get it!
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- No, you don't.
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Henry, you get it.
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For luck.
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- Hello?
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Hello, Mrs. Porter.
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Yes, well, we were
wondering if you
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could sit for us this evening.
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Uh, yes.
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Just one.
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A little boy named Dennis.
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Well, yes, we thought it
was a very nice name too.
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Well, that's-- that's
fine, Mrs. Porter.
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Wonderful.
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We'll be expecting you
in about half an hour.
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That's right.
The address is 627 Elm.
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That's right.
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Well, thank you very
much, Mrs. Porter.
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Thank you.
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Goodbye.
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We made it!
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- Didn't know me, huh, Dad?
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- Well, she's new in town.
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- Oh, the living's room a mess.
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We better straighten
it before we go.
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- Oh, yeah.
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- You know, Mom, I was just
thinking about good old Joey.
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I guess he could teach
me a thing or two.
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- He certainly could, especially
about picking up toys.
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Come on, Dennis.
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- I guess you're always
glad to see him come over.
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- Joey's always welcome.
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He's a nice,
well-behaved little boy,
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and you could learn a
great deal from him.
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- I'd even bet you'd let him
stay all night sometimes.
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- As long as his mother says
it's all right, anytime.
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- I sure am glad I have
a friend like Joey.
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- Where are you going, young man?
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- To see if my bike's all right.
258
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,889
- Don't slam it!
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00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,091
[slams]
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00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,467
[doorbell rings]
261
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,774
- You can't come in,
Dennis, because I
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00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,109
cleaned the house today.
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00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,645
- Oh, I didn't come over
to play, Mrs. McDonald.
264
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:03,950
My mother wants to know if Joey
can stay all night with me.
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00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:07,052
- Would you like that, Joey?
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00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:09,121
Well, I guess it'd
be all right, Dennis.
267
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,056
Hey, you run upstairs
and get your pajamas
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and your toothbrush.
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00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,126
Just a minute, Dennis.
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- OK, go on up in my room
and don't make any noise.
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ALICE (OFFSCREEN):
That you, Dennis?
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00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,077
- Yeah, Mom.
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00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,679
Did I get here
before the sitter?
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00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,880
- Yes.
275
00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:35,914
But I hope she
hurries, or we'll miss
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00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:37,249
the beginning of the picture.
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00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,486
Now, Dennis, I want you
to be a very good boy.
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Don't give the
sitter any trouble.
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00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:46,392
- I'll be so good, she
won't even think I'm here.
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00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:47,326
- I hope so.
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00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,094
Then maybe she'll
come back again.
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00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:50,396
[doorbell rings]
283
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:54,567
- Uh, I-- I think I'll go
up and brush my teeth.
284
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:59,772
- Well, you have reformed.
- Isn't that the sitter?
285
00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:03,108
- Well, I hope so we have to run.
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00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:05,044
- Mrs. Mitchell?
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00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:05,878
- Yes.
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00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:08,047
Come in, Mrs. Porter.
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00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,281
And this is Mr. Mitchell.
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00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,516
- How do you, Mrs. Porter?
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00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,085
MRS. PORTER (OFFSCREEN):
How do you do?
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00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:19,391
- We haven't got time to play
sheriff and outlaw now, Joey.
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00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:23,062
But right now, you're going
to play a better game.
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You're gonna make
believe you're me.
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00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:26,799
- Good night, Dennis.
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Be a good boy and
mind Mrs. Porter.
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DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): I will, Dad!
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00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,072
- Well, good night, Mrs. Porter.
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00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,074
- Have a nice time.
300
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:38,844
Oh, and are you sure
everything's locked up?
301
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:41,080
Sometimes I get nervous.
302
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,081
- Tight as a drum, Mrs. Porter.
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00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,615
Good night.
304
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:46,218
- Good night.
305
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,488
- Oh, and, uh, good luck.
306
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:56,962
- Dennis, come down and
I'll read you a story.
307
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:58,531
DENNIS (OFFSCREEN):
Right away, Mrs. Porter.
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00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,042
- Oh, my.
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00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,413
What a nice little man.
Come on.
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00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:38,404
- Two, please.
311
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,773
Thank you.
312
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:44,744
- Good evening.
Evening.
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00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,325
- Big win.
Gosh.
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00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:18,611
- Thank you.
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00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,457
- Two adults and a child, please.
316
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,398
- Wanna ride my bike?
- Yeah.
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00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,404
- Good evening.
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00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:51,110
- Hello.
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00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,778
- Wait a minute.
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00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:55,147
Why don't you give up?
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00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,515
- Where's my little boy?
322
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,950
What happened to
my-- Oh, Greg, what
323
00:16:57,951 --> 00:16:59,651
are you doing with a bicycle?
324
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:00,619
We're going to the movies.
325
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,155
Now, come along.
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00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,364
- Look, kid.
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00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,399
Here's a dime.
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00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,134
Go buy your own
popcorn, will you?
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00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:19,071
And find yourself another seat.
330
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:21,541
- We thought there was
only one like Dennis.
331
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,717
- Well!
332
00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:06,652
- Want some popcorn?
333
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:07,587
- I do not.
334
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:26,105
Pardon me for disturbing you,
but some dreadful little boy
335
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,608
was eating popcorn
right in my ear.
336
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:39,051
- You don't think?
- No.
337
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:41,053
No, it couldn't be.
338
00:18:41,054 --> 00:19:00,639
PROJECTIONIST
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00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,909
Uh, this is the projectionist,
ladies and gentlemen.
340
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:06,412
We've had a slight-- little
boy, little boy, put that down.
341
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:10,115
I know that was an exciting
part, but we can't run it over.
342
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,785
You're darn right I'm nervous.
343
00:19:12,786 --> 00:19:14,053
I'm sorry, folks.
344
00:19:14,054 --> 00:19:17,022
The picture will
resume in a moment.
345
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:19,291
- Henry, I know
this sounds crazy,
346
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,126
but I'm going to phone home.
347
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:22,027
- Go ahead, honey.
348
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,229
It may not be so crazy.
349
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:29,034
- Mrs. Porter, this
is Mrs. Mitchell.
350
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,636
Is Dennis there?
351
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:31,670
- Of course.
352
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,605
He's a perfect little lamb.
353
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:37,376
The best behaved little boy
I've ever been a sitter for.
354
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:40,279
There hasn't been a peep
out of him all evening.
355
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,248
- Is this the Mrs. Porter
at the Mitchell residence?
356
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:44,783
MRS. PORTER (ON
PHONE): That's right.
357
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:49,255
I'm holding your little son
in my arms this very moment.
358
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:56,061
- Everything's fine.
359
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,697
She says he's been
a perfect lamb.
360
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,000
- Dennis?
You mean our Dennis?
361
00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:04,903
- Oh, he can be sweet.
362
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,839
Maybe we should have
brought him along.
363
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,040
Poor kid.
364
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,274
He wanted so badly
to see this movie.
365
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:11,043
- Well, we'll bring
him along next time.
366
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,578
This-- this is our
night out on the town.
367
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:16,248
Now, you just sit back and
relax and enjoy this picture.
368
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,817
Later on, we'll stop
by for a bite to eat.
369
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,287
[shushing noise]
370
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,797
- Operator, give me the police.
371
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:44,970
- Hi, Joey.
372
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,773
Hope the sitter didn't
give you any trouble.
373
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:49,341
Boy, was that a movie.
374
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:54,880
Glenn Ford's the fastest
man with a gun I ever saw.
375
00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:55,848
It was just like this.
376
00:21:55,849 --> 00:21:58,350
Whoops, lost one of my guns.
377
00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:03,789
Well, anyway, it
was just like this.
378
00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:10,329
Kapow!
Kapow!
379
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:14,466
And by the time he rode off into
the sunset, he was the only one
380
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:17,671
left, except for
that dumb old girl.
381
00:22:23,076 --> 00:22:25,077
- Oh, good evening, Mrs. Porter.
382
00:22:25,078 --> 00:22:26,545
- How was the picture?
383
00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:27,212
- Very good.
384
00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:28,313
I thoroughly enjoyed it.
385
00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:29,348
- The only fly in
the ointment was
386
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:30,916
some youngster running around.
387
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:34,687
- Yes, some parents don't seem
to care what their children do.
388
00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:36,088
How was everything here?
389
00:22:36,089 --> 00:22:39,425
- Oh, everything was smooth
as silk with Dennis.
390
00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:41,627
We did have a little
flurry of excitement
391
00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:44,863
with a prowler in the
neighborhood though.
392
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,131
- A prowler?
- Thank you.
393
00:22:46,132 --> 00:22:47,666
- Oh, is everything all right?
394
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:48,834
- Oh, yes.
395
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,769
The police got him,
whoever he was.
396
00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:52,237
- Oh, thank heaven for that.
397
00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:53,339
- Here you are, Mrs. Porter.
398
00:22:53,340 --> 00:22:54,807
- Well, thank you.
- Thank you.
399
00:22:54,808 --> 00:22:57,609
- Oh, thank you for taking
such good care of Dennis.
400
00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:00,212
- Oh, it was a real pleasure.
401
00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:04,049
The next time you go out, I
hope you'll call on me again.
402
00:23:04,050 --> 00:23:06,385
- Oh, we certainly
will, Mrs. Porter.
403
00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:08,821
- We certainly will, Mrs. Porter.
404
00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:10,490
- Good night.
405
00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:15,394
- Can you imagine that?
406
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:16,895
Why, she sounded
like she was talking
407
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,264
about someone else's child.
408
00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:20,632
- Let's go up and tuck him in.
409
00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:23,069
- All right.
- Shh.
410
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:40,819
- Oh, look at that.
411
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,788
- Quite a guy.
412
00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:44,390
- Our little Dennis.
413
00:23:44,391 --> 00:23:46,325
- He may be a menace sometimes,
but I wouldn't trade him
414
00:23:46,326 --> 00:23:48,093
for any other kid in the world.
415
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:50,729
- Neither would I.
416
00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,297
[phone rings]
417
00:23:52,298 --> 00:23:55,468
- Who in the Sam
Hill can that be?
418
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:03,742
All right, all right.
419
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:05,477
Don't get so excited.
420
00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:06,612
- Who is it?
421
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:07,813
- Mr. Wilson.
422
00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:10,315
Mr. Wilson, I'm leaving
the house right now!
423
00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:11,884
- Well, what's that all about?
424
00:24:11,885 --> 00:24:13,452
Where are you going?
425
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:14,920
- Mr. Wilson says that he came
over here to get his ladder
426
00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:16,889
and-- but-- but the
sitter said that Dennis
427
00:24:16,890 --> 00:24:18,624
has been absolutely perfect.
428
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:21,226
And-- and then Mr. Wilson
he found Dennis' cap pistol
429
00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:25,130
on the lawn, and Dennis
is upstairs asleep.
430
00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:27,800
How can he possibly
blame Dennis?
431
00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:29,435
- Please, slow down.
432
00:24:29,436 --> 00:24:31,337
I don't know what
you're talking about.
433
00:24:31,338 --> 00:24:32,972
- The police are
holding Mr. Wilson
434
00:24:33,073 --> 00:24:34,473
on suspicion of armed robbery.
435
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:39,611
I've got to go down
and bail him out.
436
00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:41,147
- Come on, Joey.
437
00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:47,319
We better get rested
for tomorrow, Joey.
438
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,221
They're starting to build that
new house down the street,
439
00:24:49,222 --> 00:24:50,557
and we've gotta help them.
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