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Mom, you got the keys?

Mom?

You got the keys?

These keys?

Yeah, I gotta go on a date. Yeah, no.

No. What? You're not leaving.

Why?

Because we discussed this earlier today and you didn't finish everything that I

told you to finish. No.

I got like 20 minutes to get there. Come on. Well, you're not going. You might

as well call her and cancel.

Cancel? I got like half of it done.

Yeah, half of it done.

Call her and just... No.

You can't have them until you get everything finished, and you can't leave

house until that happens.

I don't know what you were planning to do tonight, but what you're going to do

is finish that list that I gave you.

And don't give me attitude, young man.

I don't think you understand. I haven't been laid in a very long time.

I'm going on that date.

You must be walking, then.

You're not taking these keys.

First off, you're not leaving this house at all. And secondly, I don't want one

of your sluts in my house.

Is there something wrong with another slut being here?

Another slut, young man?

What are you saying?

I see all these guys you're going on dates with.

What do you think I have to hear when you're in your fucking room?

Maybe you should just move out.

Maybe you should give me the fucking car keys. Because I do a lot of work around

here every day.

I deserve to go on this fucking date.

You're not leaving with my car, and that's final.

You don't understand.

I'm going to get laid tonight, whether it's out there or fucking right here.

Well, you're not leaving in my car, and you're not bringing one of your whores

over here.

Then guess what? I'm fucking this whore.

No. Yes.

What? I don't think you understand.

Oh, my God.

Hi,

buddy. What?

Oh, there it is.

Oh, my God.

Wow. This is so big.

Oh there it is.

Wow. This is so weird.

Oh, God.

Oh. Oh.

Bye -bye.

You are.

More.

um

Thank you.

I really thought I'm going to have to go to work.

Well, it looks like you have to work harder then.