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(Transcribed by TurboScribe.ai. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) There's a
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light shining bright above you.
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The night breezes seem to whisper, I love
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you.
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Birds singing in the sycamore tree Dream, a
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little dream of me.
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Say nighty-night and kiss me Just hold
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me tight and tell me you'll miss me
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While I'm alone and blue as can be
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Dream a little dream of me Sweet dreams
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till sunbeams find you Sweet dreams that leave
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all worries behind you But in your dreams
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I'll ever keep you Dream a little dream
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of me
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Where is she?
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She's in her studio.
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She's working.
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Why has she come back?
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It's crap.
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It's crap.
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Could you just turn that down a bit,
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please?
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What?
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I'm trying to concentrate on a very delicate
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operation here.
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Lenders don't have volume control.
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Well, that's a pathetic excuse.
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Just turn it down anyway.
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Dad?
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Yeah?
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I did some research last night.
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Yes?
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On golden doodles.
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Oh, God.
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And they don't shed.
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They're hypoallergenic.
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No, no.
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They're really, really, really cute.
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Listen, Penn.
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We're not having...
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Tell him.
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Tell him.
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It's the dog.
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But why, Dad?
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You can't have a dog.
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Because, as I've said before, all dogs make
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my throat close up.
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So no air gets to my lungs, which
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makes me die.
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So it's undesirable.
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Think of another pet.
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You know, you could have a cat or
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a hamster.
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I don't know what kids have these days.
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Have a vampire bat.
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Is that a promise?
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Yes, that is a promise.
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Like the promise of Road Trip 2?
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Just you and me?
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That's a low blow.
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That will happen.
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Will it?
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It will happen.
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Shit, my violin!
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Help me, please.
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What is going on?
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I don't know why.
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I'm suddenly six years old.
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Oh, God.
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All right.
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Why the tie, hmm?
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Not another funeral.
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It's the turd's idea.
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And no, not all my patients die anyway.
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Oh.
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Why are you so dressed up?
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What's his name?
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Lady's T.
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Planning a fundraiser.
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Oh, a school auction.
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Did I mention I'm not going?
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Did I mention you are?
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I think you'll find I'm not, my love.
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Isn't it enough we give them tons of
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money anyway?
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We actually don't give them money.
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Well, your dad does, which is very sweet.
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Which reminds me, we have dinner with him
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next Thursday.
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Right, so I have Riordan and your dad
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in the same week.
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I'm just the luckiest girl in New York.
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Don't you like Riordan?
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Would you like Riordan?
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You like your school?
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Yeah.
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Then I love it.
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Go on, kiss your mom.
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We have to go.
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No, I'm not kissing you.
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You do it.
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I need to clean this up.
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I'm not doing this every single morning.
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No, I want to kiss you.
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I like this.
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No.
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Right.
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Henry.
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What?
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Henry, no more smoothies.
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You never, ever clean up.
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All right, here's a question, and don't lie.
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Did you, in fact, practice that thing at
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all this week?
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Because I heard nothing.
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No, I practice.
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Really?
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Yeah, I swear.
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Do you know, he doesn't even think I'm
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any good, Mr. Rosenbaum.
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He actually said that, did he?
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No, it's not that he says it.
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It's just, he used to say a lot
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more good stuff.
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I mean, sometimes, with the looks he gives
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me, I think he wants me to quit.
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Well, is it possible that, as your mom
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might say, you're actually projecting that sentiment?
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Because somewhere deep down in the bowels of
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your teenage psyche, you actually want to give
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it up.
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I don't want to give up.
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I love fire.
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Okay, well, that's great, then.
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You know, Rosenbaum, he's an unhappy man.
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It is never a good idea to take
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measure of ourselves through the eyes of the
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joyless.
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Well, you can be joyless.
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Beg your pardon?
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Yeah, you can be joyless when you're stressed.
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Do I seem stressed a lot?
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Some.
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Lately.
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Oh.
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Brilliant.
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Well, now I'm stressed about being stressed.
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Thank you very much.
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You're welcome.
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Look, you don't play your violin for Rosenbaum,
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anyway.
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You owe him your respect and your hard
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work, but in the end, your relationship with
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song is between you and your music.
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Got it.
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Great, and you're brilliant, okay?
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So fuck Rosenbaum.
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I'm telling Mom you said that.
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Take your violin and shove it up his
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Rosenbaum cheeks, okay?
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Dad.
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Morning.
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Morning.
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Rebecca Harkness has arrived way too early.
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Great.
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It just doesn't make any sense to me.
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Huh.
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One minute he's attentive, loving, the next minute
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he's borderline abusive.
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I got both swings last night, the full
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pendulum, and fucking forbid I call him bipolar.
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I mean fucking forbid.
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So you're back to thinking that he's, um,
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that he's bipolar.
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I don't know, the mood swings.
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What do you think?
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Well, I don't know him.
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I only know you.
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Meaning?
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Do not give me that look.
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This is your third marriage, isn't it?
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So what, we're keeping score?
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No, no, I'm just...
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I'm not doing that.
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Okay, this is going somewhere, and I'm not
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exactly sure where, other than a direction not
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in my favor, so just say it.
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Say it!
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I pay you, say it.
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Rebecca.
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I have met few people more discriminating than
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you.
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You read a hundred Yelp reviews before choosing
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someone to install your carpet.
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Am I right?
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You try on 20 pairs of shoes before
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making a choice.
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You do background checks on your hair colorist,
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you did a background check on me, no
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doubt.
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You've had everything, everything, which is fine, I
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mean, that's appropriate.
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But?
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But an attractive man comes along and shows
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an interest in you, and judgment be gone.
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No, that is not what is happening.
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I mean, the day that you met Kevin,
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you floated into this office.
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It was an appointment that was made to
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deal with the anguish of husband number two,
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only to declare that you'd met husband number
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three.
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So I'm saying, maybe it's possible that you're
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less of a victim of Kevin's moods than
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you are of your own.
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Excuse me, this is my fault?
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No.
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It is, you're blaming me.
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I'm not blaming you, I'm just saying there's
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a particular type of person that you want
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to be with, and maybe you're a little
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too quick to see that person in the
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men that you meet, instead of seeing what's
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actually there.
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Oh, well, I'll probably never see her again,
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because they hire you to give them the
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hard truths, and then they fire you for
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delivering them.
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Well, just up your prices.
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The more exclusive you seem, the more she'll
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come banging.
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Wow.
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I have some bad news.
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The, um, the dress code for the fundraiser
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is Fancy Glam.
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I'm not wearing a tux.
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Listen, this is for Henry's school.
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If I can tough out the ladies' tee,
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you can stomach one fundraiser for Henry.
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I will do it, but not for Henry's
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school.
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I will do it for you, because you're
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hot.
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Anyway, I'm here, okay?
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Later, smartass.
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Yeah, later, bye.
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They're waiting for you upstairs.
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Sorry I'm late.
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No problem.
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I have a new mom.
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Oh.
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A scholarship.
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She brought her infant.
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She's changing in the bathroom.
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You look fabulous.
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Hi, Grace.
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Hi.
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Is she, uh, on the committee?
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No.
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Wants to be an involved parent.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Sorry.
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Hey, thanks.
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Did any of you even know that she
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was coming?
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I mean, I'm usually the first one to
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learn of anything.
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People can't wait to tell me stuff.
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Because you're so quick to disapprove.
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Well, exactly.
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All right, we should get going.
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I'm a little bit nervous.
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Is the guy from seventh?
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No, he dropped out.
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We'll be fine.
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I've done this before.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I'm Grace.
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Frazier.
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Elena Alves.
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Nice to meet you.
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Hi.
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Elena has a boy in fourth grade.
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You said his name was Miguel?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Your baby's gorgeous.
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Thank you.
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Hello, boy or girl?
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Teresa.
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Oh, Teresa.
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I love your eyelashes.
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OK, come on, folks.
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The auction's tomorrow.
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Thank you so much for letting me join.
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Are you kidding?
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We're happy to get all the help we
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can.
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That you even have the time with two
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kids.
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I have twins.
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So regret it.
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Jolene.
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I mean, there's so much work, right?
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OK, let's rank the items.
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We'll start with the least expensive, work our
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way up to the big tickets.
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There's a lot of stuff here.
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Well, we have over 200 people confirmed coming.
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That's a record.
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Thanks to the Spencers lending us their home.
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I did a walkthrough yesterday.
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Oh, my god.
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Did you see the David Hockneys?
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Two of them on facing walls in the
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dining room.
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And what about Sookie's closet?
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Oh, I'll get there.
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Maybe Monday night with any luck?
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Yes.
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OK, let's do this.
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OK.
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We got four separate stays in the Hamptons.
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A pair in Vail and Aspen.
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A cooking lesson at Tribeca for eight.
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You never know how much those go for.
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Demself facelift.
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Does anybody really believe in those?
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Kathy said it got one.
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Did not work.
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We have a bunch of consults, a college
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admissions counselor, a preschool admissions counselor, a genealogist
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that'll come to your house.
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That could actually go.
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I don't see any artists.
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Where are the artists?
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You're saying we can't scratch up one lousy
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playwright in all of New York City?
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Grace, maybe we could donate a third piece
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of shit.
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I am not doing that.
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That is not happening.
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Why not?
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Do I hear $500 on saving your marriage?
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500, and I will throw in my husband.
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Grace, you know what would be awesome?
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I think Jonathan would be a huge guest.
349
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You want to auction Jonathan?
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Well...
351
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Yes!
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I'm putting him up.
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Grace's husband is a doctor.
354
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He was featured in New York Magazine.
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He's an oncologist, Sally, who's gonna bid on
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00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:38,760
cancer.
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00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:42,480
A private after-hour tour at the Guggenheim.
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They're doing the Salon de la Rose, quoi.
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I was just there on Tuesday for the
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Chagall exhibit.
361
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I swear, I actually felt lightheaded.
362
00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:52,300
I don't really get Chagall.
363
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You mean who doesn't get Chagall?
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Me.
365
00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,420
One minute he's a modernist, and then it's
366
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stained glass.
367
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Guys all over the place.
368
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,820
If he weren't alive today...
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00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:24,630
Hey, hold on.
370
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,120
Tell me that wasn't odd, my God.
371
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She was just feeding her child.
372
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Oh, no.
373
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:33,740
No, no, no, no, no.
374
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There was definitely something more going on here.
375
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:36,660
Excuse me.
376
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:37,340
Like what?
377
00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:38,300
Like she was...
378
00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:39,400
Point!
379
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:40,640
Point your foot!
380
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,200
Like she was being passive-aggressive about it.
381
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:43,780
You didn't get that?
382
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:45,460
No.
383
00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:48,160
You know, I've seen her at the school
384
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before.
385
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:51,020
Sitting across the street on one of those
386
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benches.
387
00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:58,280
After she drops her son off, she just
388
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sits there.
389
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:01,700
With the baby?
390
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,660
Well, now with the baby.
391
00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:05,060
Before, when she was pregnant, she wouldn't even
392
00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:06,080
be reading a book.
393
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,760
I feel like telling her, you live in
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New York.
395
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,940
It is a crime not to be frantically
396
00:14:09,940 --> 00:14:10,300
busy.
397
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,420
Who just sits around quietly?
398
00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:15,000
What an unfathomable state of being.
399
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,120
Albeit with...
400
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:19,520
spectacular breasts.
401
00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:21,620
You're too bad.
402
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,140
Oh, my God, they were beautiful.
403
00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:25,260
Come on, come on, come on, come on,
404
00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:25,620
come on.
405
00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:26,280
Don't make a joke.
406
00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:27,040
Don't make a joke.
407
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,740
Stop, stop, stop.
408
00:15:02,810 --> 00:15:04,010
It was hostile.
409
00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:05,730
It just was.
410
00:15:06,590 --> 00:15:07,490
But I don't blame her.
411
00:15:07,610 --> 00:15:08,750
I mean, we were talking about art.
412
00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:09,730
We were talking about money.
413
00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:11,590
It was pretty vulgar.
414
00:15:12,430 --> 00:15:13,890
And she was just trying to say, hey,
415
00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:14,570
here I am.
416
00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:15,870
I'm a real, real woman.
417
00:15:15,970 --> 00:15:16,730
I'm a real mom.
418
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,570
I'm struggling, and...
419
00:15:18,570 --> 00:15:19,350
I don't know.
420
00:15:19,650 --> 00:15:20,970
Sometimes I think we should move out of
421
00:15:20,970 --> 00:15:21,250
the city.
422
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,970
Sed, the most New York person I've ever
423
00:15:25,970 --> 00:15:26,590
met in my life.
424
00:15:27,650 --> 00:15:29,990
No, but don't you worry sometimes that you're
425
00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:31,390
raising your son in a bubble?
426
00:15:31,610 --> 00:15:32,970
I thought that was the whole essence of
427
00:15:32,970 --> 00:15:34,010
modern parenting, isn't it?
428
00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:36,450
Keep them protected from reality for as long
429
00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:38,230
as possible so that when they finally emerge,
430
00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:39,850
they can't cope and end up self-harming.
431
00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:41,310
I thought we were doing really well at
432
00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:41,430
that.
433
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:41,990
Yeah.
434
00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:43,130
Wow.
435
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,010
What about Schenectady, huh?
436
00:15:45,930 --> 00:15:48,230
I've heard live things about Schenectady.
437
00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:50,450
It sounds horrible, even phonetically.
438
00:15:51,590 --> 00:15:53,750
So is this a serious conversation?
439
00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:54,470
Yeah.
440
00:15:55,850 --> 00:15:56,270
Yep.
441
00:15:57,270 --> 00:15:58,730
Manhattan is a lonely place.
442
00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:00,390
I mean, when you think about it, we
443
00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:01,810
don't have a lot of close friends.
444
00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:04,250
Well, it's only because we hate everyone.
445
00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:05,870
You hate everyone.
446
00:16:06,570 --> 00:16:07,210
I don't.
447
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,170
I wouldn't call us isolated.
448
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,130
Our days are stuffed with people and their
449
00:16:12,130 --> 00:16:12,510
problems.
450
00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:13,870
I mean, we're right up close with them
451
00:16:13,870 --> 00:16:14,630
at their most vulnerable.
452
00:16:15,790 --> 00:16:17,410
It's not a conventional social life, but in
453
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,770
terms of meaningful human interaction, I would say
454
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:20,570
we did very well.
455
00:16:22,730 --> 00:16:24,130
I don't like you being lonely.
456
00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:24,850
Oh.
457
00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:28,090
You lonely in there?
458
00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:30,610
Would you like some company?
459
00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:34,070
Would you like to be washed?
460
00:16:35,150 --> 00:16:35,490
Grace?
461
00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:37,670
Dr. Fraser with his magic hands.
462
00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:38,650
God.
463
00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:40,550
Shall I get my rubber gloves?
464
00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:41,110
Come on.
465
00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:42,570
I'm coming, Grace.
466
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:32,120
Grace?
467
00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:33,340
Hi.
468
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:35,780
Elena.
469
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,460
You met at the fundraiser, didn't you?
470
00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:39,600
Yes, yes, of course.
471
00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:40,700
How are you?
472
00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:42,300
I'm...
473
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:43,220
I'm well.
474
00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:44,080
Good.
475
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,320
Thank you so much for making me feel
476
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,040
so welcome.
477
00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:50,940
Like the other women.
478
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:54,040
I don't know, I felt like an intruder.
479
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:57,740
But you made me feel at home, so...
480
00:17:57,740 --> 00:17:58,840
Thank you.
481
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:04,340
Well, I know that everybody is very happy
482
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:04,980
to have you back.
483
00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:06,500
We need all the help we can get.
484
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:13,040
How can I help?
485
00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:17,760
Because nobody actually made me do anything.
486
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:23,440
I suppose because most of the work was
487
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:26,760
already done and you were occupied with your
488
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:27,640
sweet baby.
489
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:31,020
But I want to be a part of
490
00:18:31,020 --> 00:18:31,380
it.
491
00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:33,520
At school.
492
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:36,360
I really do.
493
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:38,760
I know.
494
00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:42,690
I really do.
495
00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:00,020
Naked.
496
00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:06,280
I'm all for women being comfortable with their
497
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:09,820
bodies, but it was weird.
498
00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:10,740
Good weird?
499
00:19:11,820 --> 00:19:15,540
Were you a little bit aroused?
500
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:16,260
No.
501
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:17,980
Oh, Christ, we're nearly there.
502
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:19,440
The sooner we can get out of bed.
503
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,560
Look, I've got that early flight to Cleveland.
504
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:22,940
When do you get back?
505
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,260
Possibly tomorrow night, if I can get away.
506
00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:27,900
But you know, I do hate to forfeit
507
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:28,960
my high reward points.
508
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,880
That's how you get the complimentary breakfast, Grace.
509
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:32,820
Okay, here we are.
510
00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:36,100
Slump, dread, sob, despair.
511
00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:36,960
Look at me.
512
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:38,540
Mmm.
513
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,580
I'm very proud of my work.
514
00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:51,920
Oh, Christ, they're coming.
515
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,400
Sorry, sorry, that's it.
516
00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:57,920
Couldn't face it.
517
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:03,360
Profound and existential dread.
518
00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:11,940
Oh, no.
519
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:24,800
Champagne?
520
00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:28,280
Thank you.
521
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:29,480
Thank God.
522
00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:30,160
Thank you.
523
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,060
I love you very much.
524
00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:33,860
I thought there was going to be some
525
00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:34,120
glam.
526
00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:35,080
I didn't think this much.
527
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:35,740
Oh.
528
00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:38,240
Can we hide?
529
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:39,960
Let's go and pretend to be interested in
530
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:40,240
those.
531
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:40,720
Help me.
532
00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:42,780
No, we're stuck here for a bit.
533
00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:45,340
We have to have cocktails with the headmaster
534
00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:45,720
first.
535
00:20:45,900 --> 00:20:46,020
Come on.
536
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:46,480
Oh, Christ.
537
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:46,960
Robert.
538
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:47,780
Grace.
539
00:20:49,060 --> 00:20:49,480
Jonathan.
540
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:50,260
Hey.
541
00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:51,940
Oh, thank you both so much for coming.
542
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:52,520
There you are.
543
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:53,620
Hello.
544
00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:54,480
Dad.
545
00:20:55,140 --> 00:20:55,560
Franklin.
546
00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:57,940
Such an honor and a privilege, sir.
547
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,280
You left home thrilled.
548
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,300
Yes, I did.
549
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,340
Well, thank you for coming.
550
00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:05,260
I'm not coming, I'm going.
551
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:06,140
Really, now?
552
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,740
I've been on the silent auction.
553
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,220
I have to win one of Henry Ford's
554
00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:12,060
original dipsticks.
555
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:14,480
I would like to be long gone before
556
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:15,240
that happens.
557
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:16,200
Jonathan.
558
00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:17,080
Franklin.
559
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:18,360
You're looking well.
560
00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:19,020
I am?
561
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:20,860
Very surprising.
562
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:21,580
Thank you.
563
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:22,620
Dinner Thursday?
564
00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:23,520
Absolutely.
565
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:24,160
Hello.
566
00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:24,920
Hi.
567
00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:25,420
Hi.
568
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:26,540
Hi, darling.
569
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:26,780
Hi.
570
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,040
Jonathan.
571
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:29,620
Franklin.
572
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,260
You're not going to fucking believe this.
573
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:32,000
What?
574
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,020
They're not even here.
575
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:33,660
Who?
576
00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:34,760
The censors.
577
00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:35,500
Oh.
578
00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:36,740
What?
579
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:37,600
You don't think that's rude?
580
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,280
We could take it as rude, or it
581
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,260
could be, well, we're going to be out
582
00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:43,200
of town, happy to let you use our
583
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:43,940
palace.
584
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,280
Can't you ever just be not nice?
585
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,120
Oh, she can.
586
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:47,440
I promise.
587
00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:49,360
You hear those folks didn't show.
588
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:50,720
It's a fabulous turnout.
589
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,080
I was worried that people wouldn't show, and
590
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,180
it seems that absolutely everybody is here so
591
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:54,860
we can relax.
592
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:57,420
There she is.
593
00:21:57,940 --> 00:21:59,680
Oh, our lactator in chief.
594
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,240
She looks a bit uncomfortable.
595
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,980
That's Lola I was telling you about.
596
00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:05,140
Oh, that's her?
597
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:05,720
Mm-hmm.
598
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:07,760
I want those boobs.
599
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,160
Yeah, we should go talk to her.
600
00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:11,080
She must be feeling so awkward.
601
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:12,980
Actually, she seems okay.
602
00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:15,780
Maybe better than okay.
603
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,200
Am I missing something?
604
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,860
Look at the men.
605
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,120
Like Pavlov's dogs.
606
00:22:20,580 --> 00:22:22,840
Grace, I think she might be looking at
607
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:23,060
you.
608
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:24,100
Really?
609
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:25,360
Is she?
610
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,280
Uh, yeah, I think she is.
611
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:29,940
Well, here you all are.
612
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,120
I think they'd like to get started.
613
00:22:31,740 --> 00:22:32,960
Start herding the people.
614
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:34,340
Here we go.
615
00:22:34,340 --> 00:22:34,760
Come on.
616
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:36,680
Is that enough?
617
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:37,660
We've put in an appearance?
618
00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:38,400
Can we go?
619
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,700
Hey, I'll make it up to you later.
620
00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:43,340
Make it up to me now.
621
00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:44,120
Let's find a room.
622
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:45,080
They must have a few.
623
00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:47,080
You're so bad.
624
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:47,620
Come on.
625
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:48,420
In Sookie's closet.
626
00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:49,940
In Sookie's clothes.
627
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:50,540
Both of us.
628
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:50,980
Stop.
629
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:52,060
Make an Englishman happy.
630
00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:52,420
Come on.
631
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:57,940
You know what I love about this?
632
00:22:58,220 --> 00:22:58,520
What?
633
00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,460
You could never tell they were rich.
634
00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:01,460
It's all so classy and understated.
635
00:23:01,460 --> 00:23:04,200
Hi, you're ready to start.
636
00:23:04,420 --> 00:23:05,520
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
637
00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:08,500
I'm Sally Mayberry, head of the auction committee
638
00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:10,140
for our wonderful Reardon School.
639
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:17,680
Positively fabulous afternoon in store for you.
640
00:23:18,020 --> 00:23:20,940
Now, some of you might be thinking, don't
641
00:23:20,940 --> 00:23:22,760
I already pay enough in tuition?
642
00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:23,820
Damn right.
643
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,800
Yes, of course you do.
644
00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:28,380
Yes, I feel the same way.
645
00:23:28,580 --> 00:23:31,660
But it is our responsibility to make sure
646
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,800
that Reardon can accept the students it wants
647
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:36,040
to accept and that those students are able
648
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,720
to attend despite their financial circumstances, ensuring that
649
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:43,360
the name Reardon is always synonymous with diversity.
650
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:49,370
We get to make sure that our teachers
651
00:23:49,370 --> 00:23:50,970
are so well paid that we do not
652
00:23:50,970 --> 00:23:52,290
lose them to other schools.
653
00:23:52,770 --> 00:23:54,370
We love our teachers at Reardon.
654
00:23:55,490 --> 00:23:56,850
Just not enough to invite them to the
655
00:23:56,850 --> 00:23:57,150
parties.
656
00:23:57,950 --> 00:24:00,710
Okay, now, Diane Porter is going to start
657
00:24:00,710 --> 00:24:01,230
the party.
658
00:24:01,310 --> 00:24:01,970
Let's go.
659
00:24:04,230 --> 00:24:07,090
Before we turn to our scheduled items for
660
00:24:07,090 --> 00:24:09,210
bid, observe.
661
00:24:10,210 --> 00:24:12,630
This may look like an ordinary glass of
662
00:24:12,630 --> 00:24:15,150
tap water, but it is much more than
663
00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:15,410
that.
664
00:24:15,810 --> 00:24:20,390
This is very special water that will serve
665
00:24:20,390 --> 00:24:23,750
to prime the pipes to your generously deep
666
00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:24,430
pockets.
667
00:24:25,570 --> 00:24:28,250
What is the value, you may ask, of
668
00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:29,830
an ordinary glass of tap water?
669
00:24:30,050 --> 00:24:31,030
That depends.
670
00:24:31,030 --> 00:24:34,330
What is the value of your children's education?
671
00:24:34,810 --> 00:24:37,070
The value of his or her teachers?
672
00:24:37,450 --> 00:24:40,870
The opportunity of the less fortunate to enjoy
673
00:24:40,870 --> 00:24:42,670
the privilege of your offspring?
674
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:49,910
Who will bid $1,000 for this glass
675
00:24:49,910 --> 00:24:50,490
of water?
676
00:24:51,030 --> 00:24:53,330
Who is going to stand up and clang
677
00:24:53,330 --> 00:24:53,910
that bell?
678
00:24:54,070 --> 00:24:54,710
1,000!
679
00:24:55,130 --> 00:24:55,970
1,000!
680
00:25:20,090 --> 00:25:21,430
Ellen, I'm sorry.
681
00:25:21,430 --> 00:25:22,850
I...
682
00:25:22,850 --> 00:25:23,210
Sorry.
683
00:25:25,050 --> 00:25:26,830
Are you okay?
684
00:25:27,670 --> 00:25:43,360
I'm sorry.
685
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,600
Because sometimes I just feel...
686
00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:50,520
overwhelmed.
687
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,360
And lost.
688
00:25:56,180 --> 00:26:01,750
Do you ever feel that?
689
00:26:03,090 --> 00:26:05,510
If you ever want to talk...
690
00:26:07,030 --> 00:26:08,750
for free...
691
00:26:10,890 --> 00:26:11,870
I apologize.
692
00:26:12,130 --> 00:26:13,510
I didn't mean it to sound like that.
693
00:26:13,950 --> 00:26:16,130
But if you do ever want to talk...
694
00:26:19,110 --> 00:26:19,970
You're so kind.
695
00:26:20,490 --> 00:26:20,990
Thank you.
696
00:26:22,150 --> 00:26:24,010
And please don't be intimidated.
697
00:26:24,450 --> 00:26:26,130
The parents are weird and can be a
698
00:26:26,130 --> 00:26:26,990
little, um...
699
00:26:28,050 --> 00:26:28,450
Yeah.
700
00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:32,110
But...
701
00:26:32,110 --> 00:26:34,150
most of them are very kind.
702
00:26:34,850 --> 00:26:37,990
They are nice people, kind people.
703
00:26:38,670 --> 00:26:40,410
But you are the most kind.
704
00:26:42,270 --> 00:26:43,210
It's true.
705
00:26:44,610 --> 00:26:45,850
I feel it.
706
00:26:54,870 --> 00:26:56,630
All right, our next item.
707
00:26:57,130 --> 00:26:57,830
Mixed tickets.
708
00:26:58,930 --> 00:27:00,930
Rub elbows with Spike Lee.
709
00:27:01,210 --> 00:27:02,870
Pitch him your idea for a new movie.
710
00:27:03,270 --> 00:27:11,310
Eddie, everybody at 1,500.
711
00:27:11,910 --> 00:27:13,370
1,500 right here.
712
00:27:13,450 --> 00:27:14,630
2,000 in the front.
713
00:27:14,890 --> 00:27:15,910
2,500 right here.
714
00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:16,630
3,000.
715
00:27:16,790 --> 00:27:17,810
3,000 over here.
716
00:27:17,870 --> 00:27:18,270
35.
717
00:27:18,650 --> 00:27:20,430
4,000 near the piano.
718
00:27:20,810 --> 00:27:22,150
$6,000.
719
00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:28,040
Hi.
720
00:27:28,740 --> 00:27:29,860
I'm going home.
721
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,100
I forgot to bump, and it's gonna be
722
00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:32,600
uncomfortable.
723
00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:34,200
I have a car.
724
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,380
My driver could take you if you want.
725
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:37,460
Oh.
726
00:27:37,860 --> 00:27:38,400
Oh, no.
727
00:27:38,540 --> 00:27:38,980
Please.
728
00:27:39,820 --> 00:27:40,860
I'm in Harlem.
729
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,760
So it'll be faster to take the subway.
730
00:27:44,340 --> 00:27:44,960
Are you sure?
731
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:45,220
Yeah.
732
00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:46,560
I'm sure.
733
00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:48,560
Thank you.
734
00:28:02,950 --> 00:28:03,910
For your kindness.
735
00:28:20,180 --> 00:28:20,800
Right here.
736
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:21,120
80.
737
00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,000
80,000 in the front.
738
00:28:23,380 --> 00:28:23,840
90.
739
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:25,360
90,000.
740
00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:27,840
If we reach 100,000, we'll donate a
741
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,440
C-class to a child in need.
742
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,160
So, what was all that?
743
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,360
What's going on with you and the nudist?
744
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,400
She was upset.
745
00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:40,760
I mean, she just, um...
746
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,420
I suggested she use our car, but she
747
00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:43,160
didn't want to.
748
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:45,420
You are a very nice person.
749
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:46,880
No.
750
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:48,680
Thank you.
751
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:50,580
I love you.
752
00:28:51,620 --> 00:28:52,240
I love you, too.
753
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:08,900
Well, you're not gonna be happy.
754
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:09,680
Why?
755
00:29:10,340 --> 00:29:11,240
I just got paged.
756
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:11,820
Mm-hmm.
757
00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:14,720
Shelby McGibbon's lungs just filled up with fluid.
758
00:29:15,780 --> 00:29:16,260
Go.
759
00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:17,560
You want to come?
760
00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:19,180
Legitimate excuse to duck out early.
761
00:29:19,260 --> 00:29:20,580
The driver could drop me at the hospital.
762
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:21,400
No, I can't.
763
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:22,060
I'm on the committee.
764
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:22,860
Go.
765
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:23,460
Go, go.
766
00:29:23,460 --> 00:29:23,620
Really?
767
00:29:23,660 --> 00:29:24,760
Take the driver all over.
768
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:24,860
I'm sorry.
769
00:29:24,860 --> 00:29:25,240
I'm sorry.
770
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:25,780
I'll call.
771
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:31,660
Where's he going?
772
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:32,440
Emergency.
773
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:33,480
One of his patients.
774
00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:35,060
Honestly.
775
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,020
Staring down cancer every day with children, maintaining
776
00:29:38,020 --> 00:29:39,240
a sense of humor all the while?
777
00:29:39,420 --> 00:29:40,520
How does he do it?
778
00:29:40,860 --> 00:29:41,860
I wonder myself.
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